New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 15, 1925, Page 8

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 15, 19: It 1s & Lact That clocks go on strike but not (BY CHARLES P, STEWART) | You can visualize it! One aec $50 7 hren MastnA . > R t ank wagon price now Is L for higher wag NEA Borvice Writer into spota—the moon veflceting lght s MaxsoN. Ihat gardens aro discovered in ’ and attending to the tides—th plots but take part in 1o conspiracy Washington, May 1 What planets whizzing around as per Don't be afraid to laugh and grin That a fine actor brings down the |the chunces L some reckless|genedule—the distant stars twink 1or those Who do commit no sin; house byt the roof doesn’t topply |Seientist wiil press a button or pull | jing 1o beat the band—the whol In fact, to do so I8 a virtue down off anyone a lever one of these duys and blow | iyt operating 1ke a wateh! Jickens still come home to roost, | That's sure to help and never hurt| That an author uses any number |the whole universs sky high? Then the next second, or fraction CQUITE THE THING TO FAthe .60 e e some sweetie may buy thelr ra- | you, |of hyphena but does not necessapily [ Atoms are sup be CICEEY. | of one, tho reckless sciontlst atore i s down tc | - cut & dash anywhere Somcthing ik ‘ t this | said, having done all his prelimi LS L - For Garden Use Ihat a wife may be in all sorts of (LUl released, fummish | nary fising, touches a littlo gadget g that makes critics tire Fair Customer—"Have you humor without there being loast | Power ;\‘”"‘ raiig “‘ ,,‘ )‘“.n\:l flooy? '1 roughout Infinity inability to find any-'girden hose?" bit of fun in it. AL ylathan | nothing but gus i )il about., New Clerk—"What aha i That & man may have no dis.|Across the / iy iUs har It may sound fresh in a mere lay - N S hroWA T ar Dlack tinguishing mark abo him, and o releace, man, and an ignorant one, at that R Ly A e e L ot have R wife who crosses him at| HOWever, experimenters are try-|to say so, but 1 don't believe all spot.” Think every turn | Ing to do it all tho time. — Inasmuch | this atomic stuft the sclentists get 2 It's & Vote and So Ordered a6 an atom is infinitely too small to | off, To read it in a book or lsten i (By Wallace M. Baylis - “"|see with the highest micros | to a lecture, you'd think they knew m a dull poli jia- 1 had an afternoon to kil On Approval ope, it's difficult to how exactly what they were talking Bankans if the Lomb | Not very long ago, Postman: “There's to cents due|'NeY V@ succeeded, but two or three | about And so 1 said to me, ‘T will on this letter, Miss." | cientists believe they N But call on one "\r‘l fry to pin 'ake myself to a show." | Glaays:s “May I open it and sce|* Yo' Hmited number o all | him down You'll find him vagucr With gratitude myself thanked m8 | o i1's from first?" P i ted™ them t than you expect And said, “I'll go with you," s e | say. And so togethe :‘ happily, ! r E. Newburg - - | T tried it at the bureau of sta We picked a burleyque N Caroll t ory nt a gallon, The da Yeh 2 n 1 PR | ; ' ¢ a gallon. The tank wagon |doesn't compare with woman's in-| Some Car ew Britain Hera : T i1V o waman Glmbel: *1s hla new car & large : : : ' i \ C‘ onc RRRALDSURANHNINOICOMBANE " ) | Sufficlent commentary on current ¢ ' I Marston: “You bet! It carries | ) e . f . st ba " and L cracy, |sportsmanship "It was & rotten aix pagsengers and throo mortgages.” Bunday Rcepted) ; . Hirotims w0, fard Tt oaly|gn i b I'rank Ladislas, \ BURSCRIPTION RATES v { ¥ wber Andit Bureanm of (ir in and £ Ruth and Eddie are such good | Obvlousdy the sudden, uncon-|l&r0% - CAte ALOmST ],_"I‘l;; Il pals. trolled release of the cne 0 ity i g The prices for the matinee : Ho olled release of 1 [ITRY CON- | {ho hurenu experis, “We're as sure I wouldn't say were high of them as the Grand Inquisitor 1ey're as powerful a8 | g And yet the women didn‘t pa f n ssert, would stir things As much as me and I; listens to her story of the [tained in any considerable quantity | grand slams she on ma in|of atoms, if t) bridge and she listens to his about |scicntists hia hole-in-one the world didn't move, Galileo safd 1t did.” \ tty o—but the Gr sitor was wrong Ihen 1 asked D Abbot o has four kids and| ‘While gonts were charged a half: Smithsonlan Institution, “We're ag wltg : ! ] . AUTOMOBIL the Bolrevork doculls worry abaus allright i release cortain about atoms,” he replied, 2 a 1 f i t Epace s S e While in our seat, hefore the show Rl andan ! all| s wo used to b about th nehulap a n o i el We talked the matter o'er; i e 1oy speik at|jypothesis. Wa wore mighty coe , ip to @ marked extent For, just as sure as you're A 0 (Copyright, 1925 production Bottled and let out homeopathi- \ (1 know ‘twill make you laug i SELF MDA SN The ladies came for twenty-five e e THE IS8 s IHE SPACE CONSUMING New York Lo 14 ernment bur ol s o That is, myself and 1, you know ! Sl Y I of sta 15 | 1ain ] aut that—hut the idea's exe \ation of to s Th ! o “eaplosion” of « sloded now,” ed ot looking | L1oF at Arst we wore sore; teaspoonful woul el” “What layman 1o " conelud Tiines | But both of us came to our wits ey 0 at's a | elude ol buildings. B noos 1 then steamship Solont all = ow began Sl ‘K i E rv‘ k like this § is ever worth two bite y 8 Ay ou \ f Dr. Todd, the astron on or a barrelfu mer pat monk o x mnt - Glohe Represntatives Assemble T ; Desides, here's a £ - Playing Safe . ' the “explosion” of only atom CLOSING RECEPTION, ir shoes before racing a train you rea o that a !0 a crossing”" S A anything in Folwell-—"A fortune teller told m New York, May 1i.—Picturesque | the rest—the entire universe of them | at the W. €. A, Hungerford 1'd dis with my boots on." characters from all over the world— |—just as the cxplosion of one grain| Court, A program has héen ar Leah Keteham [from Yellow China and | perfumed powder in a kegful cxplodes all | ranged consisting of class, group and e Samarkand, from Australia and the more appropr dancing clas: proper—conditions, might set off ¢ 1 this evening at § o'clock grair 100. g i who will g Logie dusty deseris of Araby, from Scol- ced, there's sclontific Mildred Danberg, Do you think the cook wilt|!\d Yard and from Gay Parce; surmise that sucl a Connelly, that we got the raqigon |aFo talking things over hore now “at | Vol (Hel untyar the | Sthry MeCrany. I—*Ycs, but she : NeLR0con of ! iy itory, and « little solar syster e Mann and SMordEs radlo N0k no less—into ga Miss Lampone. 0L L ORPAY in spite of color, creed g has muc Dr. Baldpate’s Teas Corn common, with the wor nowi Dr, Baldpat terest v ™ ", g | . T (PG T Rl 1 e i TOMIKOWSKI & DAWSON to him the fascinating subject of |hroad and ivon led, is Comm 361 Main St Opp. Myrtle 25 Vears Ago Today |15 it s ol oeond son ton snisies v i , t That Date | His blue eyes lighted up instantly | Royal Canadian Mounted as he said He no respect for LAt PR st | We're Not Hiding This From Yaper of had an experience with |pipe drean that very conclusively The xas creck-hottom with corn, | nout or ssion- after having enriched the soil r rnes adn . 5 : ’(tv“\"".‘r»}[‘,:'f“‘ umus and Buldpat \\.:”; .‘j“‘:"‘;', e can * he said | We're 17)‘014({ of the inside ()f “Will yeu belicve it when 1 1 roore e cld 1 saw that the entire area |tall. nor does any of t 1 with a fine spray lon lis hair or B h was | 1 into bursting kern SPEADING MILLIONS ON OLD BOOKS ¢ Collar is Wd-felled d-shaped 3 -worked Tinest 1mperted Viapca Lining here 1Ewil Tast a asthe ferge etk soviet promise not 1 bel proniises wost think t WEST HARTFORD FIGATS OFF ANVEXATION ital S $atim piped rdervers did of vour MIDDISHADE coat, but we t just as much attention as the out The Lditor's Gossip Shop » : . 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