New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 13, 1925, Page 6

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY v ool roads it is admitte t sonietimes nok = good, but INed el s of improvement At Herald B § Progrums SUBS: lown that way " ” vike to the sit Line pages of Frisco and, run the edition, reproduction ot TRADY AND) IN WARSHITS VRPLEANES Member Audit Burenn of Clreulntion. Tenucasce article is ction prefers The reaso 1t is stated, is that Nordics are more nearly akin o present population; but t ration law is unsatisfactory up-builders to go to Lurope and make arrange- for the coming of the par- SCHUYLFR MERRITT SOUNDS TOCSIN OF TRUTH desire the is ype of immigrants that 5 to it d of relatives ¢ ation comes of M States presenty is comp thoso already here and where the latter are lo cated. There being none already s¢ tled mid-south, immigration heading for ihe thera s no MID-SOUTAH HEARD FROM in VIA MEMPHIS ther! The Philadelphia Athletics - baseball 1 Mack am plloted by Connle was “out in front" when this was written, thus forming the sensation of the young )t be on top, which was considered a baseball year, Fverybody ca 0 Juos | Juat try to think what life woul 00 without a lttle Sollity; wouldn't it be dull and prosy .et's Jaugh, and Keep it bright an rosy! pentant confender, was battling for llar honors, o by the papers that ity, erstwhile “iron man" as itcher for the New York oupitehed an 18-year old Valley | The tron man | Godbye Girls, T'm Through | Parcwell! 1 am a useless thing It sccms, Oh death, where s th; sting?' girls menc MississTppi other day ars old, The boy who lost ruclling pitchers' duel” can | thought that to do better the Teom! the You play golf; at home b by as McGinity You come in lat spend; ar my clubs, my dough yo! You w Knickers, break m: ld nothir Putting down Moroceo is on news And lose my L Around the While - 1 Roraback was In the Lcgis- For of bill, rom g to worry golf balls — wl tbout, The were not send- house you sit and croal ng out anything anyway can't say my cuss, much cuss ahout M words ture wit siderable a roar That And now you wa crday pow provid- I'o 'm And vou hair pins! find a desert W a proper 1i be a husband, not s *urcell G. . Listen, rac tion of a holding e lectri ol the wide power trust nd operate « ks like be- wife! Hunter, oy FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Then and Now We hear, these days, of ways And how effete they are; The undergrad is labeled “bad" Because he drives a car. Gray-heards deplore this fact, roar such {deals are an fars of make us all, phoney, because there that's all my cigarettes you smoke. the muss you now t my hair to grow Bo! students' NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 1925, Dalsy sed 0 is that so, jellous?" Molly sed proud. “Well It you know so muteh, all T put tords it was 8 conts!” Meow, Aw G Wiz ~Kitty Boots, ‘ \o Edior's Gossip Shop [ Lot us make one point very clear, {50 that there will be no disappoint- | ment or illuslons: | | Inasmuch as this paper has sub- | scribers all over the country, and | |inasmuch as The Bookman maga- | 2ine has readers all over the coun- | try, the competition for the Book- | man prizes will not be limited to local readers only, Tho competition 15 national-—you liko to read the best humorous verse. The prizes will spur bn the muses. Meanwhile do not forget that ready rewards are available for regular Fun Shop humor, as jokes burlesques, child sayings, epigrams d d ¥y 1 u planation that opposes any to European forget the war counting for before the the president kand contributions to regular and y| favorite Fun Shop features, So It Seems | “Why do they call it the | Lasker ‘time payment plan Hurd: “Because it's always time | for & payment.” | k ella’ C. Rice, | Likes and Dishikes | ¥mployment ofice manager “And why did you leave your last place?” uy their radio.” —Don Hanson, Jpyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden) didn't like | (« | W.J. BRYAN ENTERS EVOLUTION CASE [ of the ne: most ofy What the meant prinei certainly wasn't Indeed, the pressed what theifr own idea The Fr and Trench mean more to a very near neigh-| England, bor, like Amer Far all her ton's warning quilizing eifect be tranquil, or By CHARLE NEA Bervice Writer , Washington, May 13, Pre: and got back on a | peace basis is the polite way of ac Ambassador ton's hint to that efoct in his speech | “Pllgrims” in Tondon. It wouldn't sound so well to say | the evils of betting, With a view tu that Wall street provided the am.- |asking congress in December ‘or e Lassador with his insplration, The|federal law forbidding unromantic truth, however, unques- | of advance *dope tionably is that “big business" told | results, or any other over | some of its European investments, | and the president passed the word | press to ignore | along to Houghton to mals it P dent more Amerlcan countries which can't is worried ambassudor lly for Franc alming at English | glad he said what he did, ¥ certainly and probab is resentment resentment, ma on n than hi France it e a anything e enough American . money. ruld ly o STEWART | = The ex- Coolidge loans | Hough- | international Finally, he got upand came over {to Tves, “1 can tell you ovu thing,’ | he said. “All the fools aren't in ebn gross, anyway." “Sure not," agres) Ives, “Its membership 1s too lmit | . | Taking time by the forelock, ti toform bureau, In Washington, 1s getiimg together il unqu‘mwn concerning | available publication on races, their information concerning them. In #hort, the 1 burean them wa its cowplotel the [ Inasmuch as the press won't do it wasq assistant superintendent He | lion are ctly | the fact that this country’s diplomatic representa- | tive put it into words relieves them »ssity of doing so. nch are sure to resent it, wo will The administration is entitled to Hough- tran- Shotil for | | voluntarily, the bureau favors *an- | pulsion, The Rev, H. N. Pripgle. ¥ says a bll- mbled away lalt of it is g country, A year | throughout the on the ponies. Morris Orsatti and J. R. Johnson indicted together in Orang: California, r irylng to bribe a dry agent. There were counts in the indictment, which en abled the judge, if he chose, to ‘goak’* the palr pretiy hard, though ' Orsalti sald the whole 21 counts re- lated to onec transaction, Johnson got three months in jail Orsatti got 20 years in a federal prison. The United States supreme court has just refused to review his conviction | were | county, to That part of the country, therefore, tful, they, that i rode, too, on their day ‘pony.” credit for dolng what was ably a disagrecable thing adroitly. It an Amcrican i s dor in TPrance had spoken as Am- bassador Houghton did, he woruld have risked r May 13.—(AP)— | 5902 non grata Memphis, Tenn But tting i & Bt putting When J. T. Scopes, sclence teacher, | o B called to co n the littic town is called Into court in the gl 0 Amer- of Dayton, Tenn., to answer to a e Al enden. paper, especially if care is ¢ touching a match to it.” charge of violating the Tennessee Pror and e L P i e oo % it : ' Provoking Elsiet tha pubitc achools tho case will have | dcnt managed to shut th ¥vench | AT T o, | aase! Deyoudi thotbordera of stato (EQveFiment ofc trom ey - sorme- DAriy ok Her oia 28 interest, and an array of nationally | back ench press ']1 |‘ ]r p"“,'mm\[ known individuals and organizations | but the government car own and sk ber if|Will be found lincd behind the slice coms to your party, | Prosecutiton and defense. her 1i's solng. (o b Just o luc| The latest promipent individual to e, S e 0 e qust &R 0 G ier the lists is Willlam Jennings o e ety Bryan, foe of the theory of evolu-| A . | tion, Who announced in Pittsburgh, | ‘Can Alice come to my |\o™ ol d- perity E rather the Appeal Is at hand. termed “An E ith Progress and Success.” itton" — 144 Com- It opedia {s pulling the wires in Washington a - of to make it possible to induce The Vandal e “One of those statistical s inaide friends of ours has figured it out has more sense | that if all the crossword puzzles % s, e | were together they'd reach i half-way around tha world.” MANGIN'S beral it} Cuyler: “I only wish it could be T I'd take delight in Will Assist in Prosecution of Memphis Science Teacher Memphis aré's stuff was suggestive is come there by making ar- it wasn't its only merit grar °f| rang A m t ents witt & 37 Washington, D. C., e Y orecast for Southern Ni Falr tonight Thursday unsettied, {ollowed by showers in afternoon or night. much ¢hange in tem- peratu Varjable winds begom- ing moderate southwest and south Vorecast for EaStern New York: Partly cloudy tonight wers in north portioh; Thursday unaettled, probabiy showers; sl north portion; mod king ) a ing hini it necessa re is no compendium of sec- paste “big busine tlonal information compara moutlh ¢ Amer Lt GENERAT h an edition of a gre Then WAR RECORD : : : e oy to stick to facts a to nations trytr It the e gam N i T i Little years old, will dowil th erate winds e s ¢ of th at great pai and A grain man by t 1 was sitting in the lobl hotel one evening teliing m he thought of cor He it subdued On Pa., vesterday, that he had accepted | members of the very body Tyes w rs yorted tomorrow afternoon? Mamma |+ 2" ¥ “panning” was sittin I an- Atlantic coast sta 1 " ppan ir tion to represent the s i zoing to be just an infernal |\eo 0 oyvisfian Fundamental a_,_‘mr]\'l‘r (‘r,n‘ulx](\‘ the lobby. et i e conl 2 sociation in the prosecution of Kansase 9 [ body in the lobby could. Scopes. | 1 gressman evidently Simultancously, persons intcrested in the defense of Bcopes who con- [madder and madder. His ‘a Conditions favor for this vicinity turned pink ext it turnsd fair by partly cloudy sented to arrest on May § in order | Ut to start a test case of the evolution |Then it turned purple. He was o W somewhat warmer law, angounced plans for the col-|0f those who think of 1 Jection ofa fund to defray expenses | Worst influences we have in our na- of carrying the Jitigation to the su-|tlonal life is our bad habit of preme court. Ittling congress. high over the Winnipeg and the fes and low i t th wer Missauri Pressure border is relative slates near ddle Atlantic he Carolinas and valley districts from th s and from kes southwestward to mperatures are some- what warmer in the north central |states and eastward to the coas standard statement in the.p correct, 1T Apy ~type el W as gone abou o | party says it akes no ar s plainiy. A1y- elliger earn to grow prevent ove thelr Mrs, J, W. Wynee, his eon- gotting ay in grace om falling into Ger- (l"ln‘” 1. I . eir Meows from the Campus Cat ad a trying day been spending the with Vi a lovel o graduates this year. She is en- gaged or was until yesterday . to Ted. Tt was a holiday and George W. Rappleyea, a chemieal t in his car to take us!ongineer an jvocate of the! drive. I never realized before | jeorles of evolution, who was re- it a force automobiles have be-|gponsible for the issuance of the | in moulding our lives, warrant under which Scopes was ar- | As Ted was coming up to the door | rested, announced at Dayton that. Violet said: “Don’t you thipk he has before starting the proceedings he beantiful hazel eyes? | had obtalned a guarantee from the “Sure thing.” piped In Anita, * American Civil Liberties Union that who knew of Ted, “he looks nutty.” he would co-operate financially to Meow - Meow carry the case to the highest court. Vi, I hastily asked how Yollowing his arrest, Scopes, 1 find the nerve to pro- teacher in the Rhea county to in your father's High school, was heid for action by th which meets in | August. ennessec law be came effective March 21 and it was charged that in a revic a text Look on biology several paragraphs with were dis- as a kitten and not a strange |cussed. The biologie text book is i in her.” one of the regularly state adopted 1 wanted to school bpo Mr. Br. stance v , conti presentation being legal department of T came a8 the from the ( sociation, hen t Ger Haqd takir at followed with Aeeh yesterday. T| at) girl ather We o week one 2| temperature, . By at, READ THE HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS FOR YOUR WANTS Write a Want A For This Picture war mi ) wing may is that you he came steam “just science you DO IT NOW she explained 1l of the his car. “Purrs v of “Just s ing evalutic HINDFNRURG STARTS AIs \EW CAREER s 3 4 m a role secution upon recable to nnes- result of a request hristian Fundament meeting The or- ganization also asked the Commoner 1o tour the colleges and uniyversities of country and present the ar- iments of the IPundamentalists | studeny, bodies and reply to ocates of the theory of evolution. “I have been asked to help in the fight to preserve th egrity of that | (Te see evolution Jaw) and I to do it¥ Mr. Bryan said | to the Pittsburgh er the invitation had 1l as- o 25 Vears Ago Today From Paper That Date e cannot education t afford to have destroys the 1t sys- ur childre: m pu fre pit and rm, and i s aching of « Satoti ution, o A Used Radio for Sale Would you like to try your skill at writing advertis- ing? If so, all you need to do is take out a pencil and paper and write a want ad to help this man who has pur- chased a new radio set sell the smaller old one which he now no ‘longer needs. T have reached collcge atmosphers as %0 influenced 45 per their K being 1 who stau squarely ith of t I ort religion e about United g to allow them to We are not.” eir fathers fox It is ack of o is 5.0 1is picture is tl basis of an ad-writing contest which the Herald is conducting this week. All you need to do to enter the contest is to write out your ad and mail it in. Wis., Ma $500,0 Turn now to the classified section of this paper. Study the ads there to see just what points the best ones con- of co tain. Then get a pencil and paper and write the best ad vou can advise to help this man to sell his radio. 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