New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 21, 1925, Page 6

The ke rronted islature is continua New Britain Herald/ HERALD PUBLISHING QOMPANY | vouds whieh locs ol with pet road from various the - state, 1 Tssued Dally (Sunday £ s § | At Herald Bidg., 67 Churcl fra’ to. have construsiad — and for local use of the state, k [] b SUBSCRIPTION RATES 08,00 & Year $2.00 1 The Legislature res Mon with caution, but there @ L them the proposed % e projects before the 1sla- Botered at the Post Office § ture as Socoud Class M on shorter highway ain and Meriden which would be between New Drit- TELEPHONE the n encfit to the as well citics in- e only In t The hi; large g i ghway dopartment ways open t sized problems in mec demands for 1 iction a that to build all Member of the Associated Press, 1 constr The Ass reports are effect titted to it 1 yet bed ! | not the local | roads which have been authorized It ganization be AOUA SRRy would ulation. | seem that an er the 1t 5 wrged or to handle situation would tis » with ulation, are based up distribut local advert of | advisable, the 1 romptly but it compl frequently happens n this a gislature act ainst ¢ acts reason- to both ational and ipon road impr kes a long time to th In automobi ed road. the cs registered The Tle Yo Bquare Grand Cy all likelihood increase in in the state will equal those regls- 1924, The is by no means reached, ac- CHANCE TO SAY IT tered during saturation ABOUT ZONING g on point H Common S s fatect cording to the automobile dealers, ambers of in the who declare that by that question when Woman owns or operates one. Counci the time it City hall toni A will be a every It al- ready is not uncommon for one man Zoning in nd third wards will be the at the first topic for liseussion tonight's mesting. 7 porta to own several cars, and this prac- tice gives of passes. \ing affair Brime promise becoming and iblie to m im- more general as time Mean- roads should keep pace with the antomo- here is ke time the chance for tle p increase of improved itselt heard. Private conversation about zoning amouunts to little, Pub- | Pile increase and not lag behind, He discussion — in the VRS HIGH CITY COSTS IN HARTFORD | Government council chamber tonight — may get some- | where statistics are but sure. It takes the army of sta- tisticlans time to handle the figures continually offic that I R slow WHY NOT ELIMINATE GRADE CROSSING Death every » ple- thora of into the is not lurks at railroad coming xr people crossing. The railroads want well is to th government Hence to he it 1t well as to the very aware of r interest as ' tics of the relative of city governments in Connecticut failure to exer- | during 1923 are at railroad crossings; And it means possible death to auto riders | Hartford, surprising e statis- this fact per capita costs rest of the pub- lic to realize that just issued, cise caution is not surprising that where politics are kept and expense to the railroads brewing all the year round, is taxed But facts not enough. What the railroads do not stress is the fact that the C requires the elimin emphasis of these is | @ heavier sum per capita than any other city in the state. The muniei- n- pal government of Hartford exa and city ever year in order it] necticut law a- $57.18 from every man, womar tion of one grade crossing for each child in the v miles of track every year. to get along, according to the cen- Haven, is regarded as having a distinetly low- How many grade c ings arc sus bureau. New which being - eliminated under the law? How eliminated by the many grade crossings were | er brand of politics than Hartford, gets along with $41 New Haven rall- it the a paltry tax of road per capita, being only about dollar higher than New $40 Hartford Britain, ments? It eliminat with §1 tobk may think it can prove to citizens that more 10 show ing north ng for i but the liture, which time and of the worst wcci- | impar have dents This was onc crossings in the yet ti state, y and con- tention before the bridge was built. | the There crossings are othe rous grade city CRIMELESS NEWSPAPER AND ITS READERS eliminated The la tion of grade enforced, was inclined to the mission orcement of 1hold because low financial | practical railroad paper in that | C the condition ir i € found sout time rolina wa enforcing 1S b relating to and trol time that the companics crossing climinatior grade ! MAIL SERVICE BRITAIN mall AIRPLANI AND NEW The 1 being ed. is cons o m PUNISHMENT STATE DEPENDS LINES AL will ON York continue by train i ROAD BUILDING SHOULD NOT LAG reac 1 our highw pecially Wit on a baimy Sur noon 4,680 additiona in it is the proved highways is imserati use year construction of alditi projects titied in considering these pro- | construction | cedure, The effect discrepancies on the public mind in .punish- ment for the same crime in differ- communities de-| ont states leads to the beMef that ‘Illuw 18 - ® the ex- | room for more uniformity, WE SHARE HABI BASEBALL PLAY We note that Billy Evans says that overcating lhas rulned more baseball players than any other form of dissipation. He agrees with | plans to accord with the smaller ap- | A perfumed, flowery bed of Chauncey Depew on the evlls of “digging ‘a grave with onc's toeth.” Overeating is not the ruination of baseball o players exclusively, how- cating were merely a mat- sceuring bodily nourishment, over-indulgence would not be so | common; but the tongue has an evil influence in gulding mankind's 58 would f food whre there A “PERFECT GIRL;" SO DIFFERENT mar has A change taken in the public attitude regard- dis- pla ing what makes a young girl tin A tive. or 8o ago the girl who rouge, al herself on costume decade smoked, used plenty of lipstick and disported the bathing beaches that - had but not of the covering capacity to do & good job attained public com- ment because of the coincident un- regularity of such things. Miss Muriel Vanderbilt who will wed a Boston man this spring, does none of these things, and is written up as being distinctive young lady — in fact, a “perfect girl.” In the old days, when it was the horseback riding, in the name of being such a fashion to go Stanley stroets and the other at East| and Jubllee stroets, he New Rritain Sehwaben Verein held forth successfully Tufrner hall Saturday evening, Those in charge were Paul Koehule, Charles Kuper, Gottlieb Roth, nflh-‘ [ert. Helnamann and Julius Groas. | C. Higby's graphophone helped out, | |and Louls Lehr prompted during the ilh\n ng. | Davis & Brooks, the architects ot the proposed new poliee and fire headquarters, are modifying thelr propriation voted council, by the common | FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN There's nothing new, ang doubt- less Adam felt great contempt for |self-made men. | husband getting the | All lllnnl, T'l beat the Example of last word. |darned rug.” The final test of exccutive ability | is to let good men alone after hiring | them, Love surrenders easily; that loves least is the one the hossing. the one hatdoes Divine comedy: Two hick towns quarreling about which is more fm- portant, It will be casy to get the nations together once their notions are to- gether, | Farm life has d back but it isn't necessary to put down a qu:\r»“ ter when you eat an cgg. ‘ Troubles seldom shrink; they just| seem smaller as you grow larger. ' 1t the wind were tempered to shorn Jambs, they'd never grow up| {rito rough old rams. | there was no particular distinction | to the sport; nowadays a person who rides tride a steed on a city street immediately tion. People wonder why the person instead. attracts atten- doesn't drive an automobile e O + THAT HIGHER RATE ON PICTURE POSTALS It now costs two cents to mail a picture postal card, But congress- n still send bushels of mail | government a personal men ca without paying the — not arily but jugk to impress constitu- never | cent nec mail, ents, copies of speeches they made in Congress, and publicity propaganda from various bureaus. The continue sald government bureaus us quanti- . Much of to mail ties of mail free he stu ey send out is valueless. the stuff they send ou | james the It takes to Publicity stuff still mails, and at a low rate and is heayler more room 1 cards. Day than picture po This is how the New Lon hantly handles the subject: riment owned by dustry But a rprise And the that the taxes on y that the cable, res wheth- ir it m fair monoj private would card gov- ernment to bow owned ¢ has wi will Jlic emands only 1em o see “TURRABLE” BLOW JOR HARRY LAUDER It must be a terrible blow to 1 Scotch irry 15 of omy to be asscssed an increase $44,000, The 1o revise of working $3.50¢ wcome 1axes of mian is going e hospitality a hard exacted nd a part ‘ot the recelpts to be 25 Years Ago Today From Paper of That Date arles Kuu: I O Mer in The latt anniversary ough Rt and ome regalias to \'s gymr ibition Adolf Ralph Kibt Senior, Fred ank Lewis Harry Dyson, Aust Johnson, ewis, Fr Yat | That heat so quickly overcame her, | Augustus. | For hosts of men were glad to toast | Tt she listens in respectful silmn:o; while he talks about himself, she has decided to let him pay the rent. There 15 one Talian who can pre- | |dict earthquakes, and another who | {can make them. | | Robin Hood was a philanthropist. | He took it from one sct and gave it | to another. Correct this sentence: the teacher's fault,” kid just isn't bright.” sy | “Think first of others” is a motto éspecially popular in connection with | laws and taxes. “T¢ isn't | said he; “my Sweetios make home happier. The | more a man sees of them the more he appreciates his wife. The new-rich ean't anjoy village ife. There are so few people there worth snubbing. “Frequently the fellow who howls for liberty is merely howling for the other gellow’s piece of cake.” Mere from | enemies. any man God bless friends never getting lazy our kept a nice large closet,” said hunter as she | lving room. | . Associated Editors, Inc.) Ev the apartr looked int (Copyright 1t house the 10 ASK INDICTMENT James O'Mahoney, Who Murdered Greenwich Girl Séveral Weeks Ago, Going Before Grand Jury. Cony of James New York, wound seen i teran Miss etheart, it in th ort this neys } 18 now port ail by physicians O'Mahoney he girl, w s, to in om-he ok & Sunday New York to € Observations On The Weather Washington, Ar (ite 80 o recast Fair Wed Er rn i wsing &ou Fors wi ; pre in wes winde easing portion; moder. inusually s were reported Virg The Adistur is central this r Colorado and is mov- Western mor bance ng ov wly el weather with betweer 1t is causing rising tem- Rocky Moun- sissippl river. favor for this vicinity thar f . We incre liness &nd rising temperature her &h 711/1 é: [/ B . MAXSON. Junarz . No one finds !ife, in days like these, east; But should that's no reason whine; Laugh! And you'll think the world is fine! we A Sort of Bun Shop “Martha, where's this ¥un Shop sonny is always talking about?" “1 don't know, 8i, unless it's one of them cabarettes they raided last night." ~=Junius B. Smith, Reverses . Verses and . Consider Jjudgment of many is ill stowed And into conclusions quick they fall— The postman may carry an awful load And yet he may not be drunk at all, The bo- —Gertrude, . . It's Tough Tillie's in the crazy house On her head a muzzie; All because she tried to work w A fancy cross word puzzle = d —W. J. Rollo. . Right in It The man of business was preferred by her, And as he cherished her all malds above, He claimed to bd§a manufacturer— Ah, his particular line was making love! —N. M. Levy. . . The Reigning Belle wonder (and I do not blame her) No her— | And envious women liked to roast|to the municipality large tracts of her, —Elsie e Within the Law The reign of bandits I decry— 1 preach against them all time— Brachman. the | But holding up a baby — why, You can not say it is a crime. —D. B. Automatic “What makes you think women would make good traffic cops?” “Well — they change thelr minds | every so often.} Bad Mistakes Friend: “Why did you discharge that new clerk?” Store manager: many mistakes.” Friend: “Lost Store manager: friends.” “He made too you friends, eh?” “No! Made us —Mrs. David Gruenberg. its Us Again sauntered into the Fun Shop office yesterday, as smil- ing as a basket of chips. “Boys,” she sald, “I just happen- | ed to think of something last night that I thought you ougt to know. 1t happened to my niece, Lulu, | Walter's brother Luther’s daughter, and a no-good if there ever was one, Luther, T mean. Well, Lulu used to do plain sewing for the folks in Derby, that was before he was married, and she was al- ways going round with a mouthful of pins and needles, and I kept tell- | ing her it was dangerous, but she only laughed, “Well, one night Lulu's ma came running over to my house, as white | as a sheet, and gasped, “Lulu . . needles! She's swallowed ‘em.’ “I went right over to see the poor creature, but she was in such pain | she hardly knew me. ‘Put on my stockings,’ moaned. T grabhed the first pair 1 could lay my hands on, tull of holes they was, too, and did as ahe asked. “The pext morning T was back. ‘How 1is she?” T asked. 'She's rest- ing, her ma said, ‘She asked for some thread at midnight and T give it to her, and she swallowed it!" *‘Here!’ 1 sald, ‘let me look at “I folded back her night-dress and there both stockings, neat- ly darned and a needle, still thread- hanging from cach one of 'em! 1 thought would like to know about so 1 dropped in. G'bye And recover oursel dear old lady w you hoys that efore we could sufficlently s 1o thank her the s gone. The ¥ditor's Gossip Shop You willjadmit we have intro- duced new serics reaching a point of interest hardly ima t oubt if we w ginable. we r had as mucly fun burlesque on the now famous Mecows from the us Cat from Kid Boots 1 Meows from the the came of inimitable y of Kid Boots (and of you who contributa to his qual. He has suc- the Sporting Goods i Shop Movles, and Department — all of belng features of a definite versatil| those series) has n cessfully Cour the Musi these character. He i Traprock! Traprock Tourist: “Have you met my wife?" Parisiene: “Oui.” Tourist: “On the tremendous.” coutrary, she's . Lee Edson. Etiquette Bobby de four-year-old castor oi adn't Mother, * said mother me 1o “Com to our ke your ough give answered Bobby. m two of | Why not?" “Cabse 1 dldn't say plense." ~Mrs, Alfred Relch, | | Life's & Gamo | Tor the dlamond dealer, it's soli- talr Kor | the busy kitchen | poker, | man, it's Tor bridge. For the man who is partial to some of the good old stuff, it's rum- my. Yor the newly rich woman trylng to break into high soclety, it's climbing. For the ‘man who's constantly using his mouth for loud, bluster- ing talk, it's shooting, For the man who's kicked about by everybody day by day, it's foot- Dall, | For the cross word puzzler search- | ing the dictionary, it's hunting, ~—Edward J. Older. the structural enmgineer, it's A Nice Prospect Lowell: -“The radio is still in its infancy.” Clarke: “Thank heavens! |for that they'd be | cross words." —Christine Kirkpatrick. | L) . | There are two causes of trouble in this world; money and the lack | | ot it. . (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction | Forbidden) ROME GELEBRATES " FOUNDING OF CiTY 'Excavations of 2687 Year 0ld| | Ruins Visited by King Only broadcasting | By The Associated Press. | Rome, April 21. — Rome today | celebrated with characteristic Ital- lan gayety the legendary founding of the city 2,678 years ago. The most important of the cere-| | monfes was the inauguration, in the presence of King Victor Emmanuel, |of the newly excavated forum of It was announced, in this connec- |tion, that the government has ceded | territory in Rome's suburbs, areas | rich in archaeological treasures, | | where researches said to be the most |ambitious ever attempted here, will be undertaken, | As the excavations proceed the clty will gradually be girded with a series of municipal parks and play- grounds, created on the sites of an- cient ruins which are expected to b | brought to light, | 'The king and high officials ex- | plored the forum of Augustus, 1y | garded as one of the most important | |relics of the anclent world se far | | revealed here, Traversing subterrancan passages | |In this forum, the king and his| |rarty examined ancient Roman | vauits which resemble those of the | | present Ttalian state treasury, | Finance Minister De Stefani com- mented upon the similarity and said | “like our vaults, there is no mone {in them.” | Officlals explained to the ki | that the unearthing of the forum ol Augustus is part of a vast program | by which it is intended to excavate | |all the ruins that underlie Rome | and its suburbs. The king con- gratulated the state and municipal | | governments upon their plans and | | expressed the hope that the worlk | will soon be completed. HERRIN TREMBLES -~ ONELECTION DAY Voiers Going to Polls--Various Candidates for Office Herrin, 1il, April 21.—With three recent bombings to mar more than | two months of peace in Herrin, the | center of Willlamson county's fac- | tional strite, hope and apprehension | were puramount while citizens cast | their ballots today in the hottest ciy | ction in years, | The conservative party, sponsored | enerally by the Ku Kilux Kjan and | | the citizens' party, supported by the Anti-Klan faction, are contesting. In the race for mayor, Thomas | Kelly conservative candidate, | and D. McCormack, the | citize nominee, Other city offi- s are 10 be elected. Last November 4, during t cral clection, national *guar nen Who were in control after the fatal | wounding of seven men in a Kian | and anti-Klan skirmish a few wecks before, mounted mack guns op- | posite the City Hall, The palloting, | however, was peaceful. | In the Herrin township election | lasgy April 7, the.Kian candidates won by majorities ranging e to 825. . McCormack, is the Marshall e citizens' mayoralty ¢ was at one time a rdput- ted of the Herrin Klan, but quarreled with the Glenn Young, Kian liquor 1 His can- lidacy v Herrin Herald, a K he groce mack Brother candidate, officer ader. by the n organ. v store of the McCor- Clarente and Mar- d on April 10, and front portion wrecked, No one was injured. A month before, the liome Harry Fowler, Klansman, | was dynamited and Mr. and Mrs. Fowler injured. Five men indicted for the crime are mow in jail, The third bombing' was on the night of | April 12, when the home of John Pisoni, who was on bond charged with bootlegging, was damaged. y s opposed all was bor of AUSTRALIAN FIGHTER HERE an Francisco, California, April 21 Jack Dillon, heralded Aus- tralia’s greatest middleweight since {the late Les Darcy, arrived here yesterday aboardl the steamship Ven. turs. He will stay in 8an Francisco for the prosent, Out of 73 fights he I has woa | By CHARLES P. STEWART “That's the very thing we don NEA Service Writer want+-also the very thing Norf Washington, April 21—~Why won't |Americans scem unable to under the “powers” come 1o President (Stand or even believe, Coolidge's disarmament conference ? They came to President Harding's und were glad to disarm—partially. When President Coolidge suggests another conference, to disarm some more, they turn him down, Why? Well, President Harding was In & position to say, substantially, “America has the world's strong- ost navy. Our warship-building program will make it stronger still. You can’t catch up. You're br¥ke. We're gold poor. But if you'!l scrap - a few million dollars' worth of your ships, we'll scrap a few hundred - millions' sorth of ours and we'll be on an even basis. What say?" Naturally the others agreed. What President Coolidge says is, England, the way this thing has worked out, you're ahead of us in battleships. Japan, you've out- built us in cruisers. France, your air fleet beats ours a mile. We |which is working wonders. When an invite you to scrap yourselves down |offender is arrested there's no de- to our level.” “Ha, ha,” chorus the |lay, no releasc on bond, no chance governments of 'England, I'rance |to sidestep. The prisoner is dragged: and Japan. into the traffic court—which sits day nd night—as fast as a policema him there, red-handed, pe; th his breath still smelling and forthwith his midicine is lagled out. In ten’days the caplital's stneets |have been transformed. I'rom aniong the most dangerous in the country. {they have hecome almost safe. While the American Cotton Min: facturers' association was in conyel ton here, leading.delegates called o Presideng Coolidge to téll him thy {the country's industries want hig] tarift rates. In reply the preside) told this story, as old as.Aesop, bu oh, 8o apropos: A dog with a bon in his modith was crossing a bride: |Glancing into the water, he though' he saw another dog with a bone in his mouth, too. The greedy real'dox instantly dropped his real bone to grab at the imaginary one. Just ns instantly the water closed over the :rr-nl hone, and presto! no imaginary bone was ‘there. Hefwever, the rest of his auto sar ty plans may work out, M, O, El ridge, Washington's new traffic’ di- rector, has installed ono institution President Coolidge is sending a commission to Buenos Aires 1o stir | up South American good roads sen- timent, for the benefit of North American makers of highway con- struction machinery and automo- bilas. This has been tried agan and again. It won't werk—anyway not = now and maybe not for years. | The Clyde dine of New York hcs South America looks like a good }juxt Jaunched another ship at New place for such trade actlvity, rods |port News for its coastwise tradc there being few and very bad. How- {between \Manhattan and Florida ever, they suit South Americans, |ports. The Cherokee was launched who aren't in a hurry, as North [some time ago. Now the Seminole. Americans are. If the roads are too | Next the Mohawk, They're Afine bad to travel one day, a later day |craft, costing some millions aplece. does just as well, Now, why is the Clyde line bullding Besides, the population is too thin [new vessels, with government-owned to afford much road work. If it's|ships cluttering American waters explained that roads must come first |idle and for sale for a song? The and then the country will fill up, lanswer is that very few of the gav- like the United Sfates, the answer is, lernment's tubs are worth the song. Kl £ g Out of Work! + Even the Lest of men occasionally find themselves out of work. How to get a new position is one of the biggest problems in the lives of many men. The above picture, which is the basis of the Herald ad-writing contest of this week, shows a typical case of a family man out of work. Prizes are being offered for the best ads written to help him to get a job. Why not try vour-hand at the contest? Turn now to the classified section of this paper. Study the ads there to see just what points the best ones con- tain. Then get a pencil and paper and write the best ad vou can devise to help this man find a new position. Your ad must not contain more than fifty words and must be mailed so that it will reach the paper.before midnight Sat- urday. Write your full name, address and telephone number at the top of the sheet. Send in as many ads as you like. Ad- dress your letters, “Write a Want Ad” Contest, Care Herald. Eleven pr the next ten is Theatre. Write your ad now. You may win the $10.00. You ’_M'al\y Wip | ,$'10‘00, Associated zes are offered; the first is $10.00; each of a pair of theatre tickets to the Lyceum MARBLE CONTEST ENTRY BLANK Marble Editor of the Herald 1 wish to enter the Herald-Junior Achievemeént Mar- ble Tournament and 1 hereby agree to abide by all the tournament rules. My name is (print) (print) years old. Tama pupilat .......".. school (Every boy and girl in New Britain and immediate suburbs who will not be 15 vears old before July 1, 1925 is eligible to enter the tournament. Tt costs nothing t enter, but vou must fill out an entry blank and mail » bring it to the Herald).