New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 20, 1925, Page 6

L] N B -t . H ld’ the duty of drivers, When hoth | there to be added to the vwhll»\(lnn" ippropriate $10,000 more for the n.-wl ew Dritain riera pedesteiuns and driver frve carotul [ of things conimemorating that great | /1 and police headquarters be HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | (5o possibility of accident is re-| pa ris, [tabled, A. 8. Hloper. roseghiid.Nie e / G tacked the motion, and the twe had Ao i) ! A iU SAEhen- L A wooden combiuation 'y long argument over recessity . nd LIS ey SndRs e 1 is carctul und the pedestrian | pass i baggage coach, and | economy. The motion was finally ™ wh pedestrisem 15| ong I a stove in the center. In.carried, Although New Dritain is the 1 v s not. weob- | our diy wooden combination pas. |V €Ity In the state which does not Cint is incradeant (st besi provide law books in the police i VABRWE ° court, such a proposal was voted per cent: W L Iriver | garded tho lowliest of coaches, | down | 1oy ) are carcless th I= | used only on branch lines, or on dward Prior has beon appointed Totered at the A \ w Wt hopeless short rune, the pussenger compart- |falutatorian at the high school. a8 Secor {s 11k Py Hidran ST " lirnest Wheeler Is on the honor | Don’t let yourselt be overcome i : Rl e in usually being used as ||, | By potty troubles. Why be glum? o A g [ the “smoker Stoves in coaches Speaking of bieyeles, are you go- This world Is much too good a place Mkl in ife as.p No part of | powadays are passe, although there g to buy a new wheel this year? | For you to wear a solemn face, Editoriul ma t edueation 1 lays I8 as =iy ooidence to the offect that many 1 ¥Ou want a first class mount, Just | — e mt as t nealen ol TlRsanxara 1nltha wintanitl l'] take a look at the *Plerce’* Tt is Dated only ¥ A % 5 i ks S winter thimo would | a0 “pom the hest stock the mar=| Diner: “Waltor, 1 ordered spring | Gy 1 ¢ regard the warmth of a’slove as pre= kot affords and is fully Auaranteed | chicken 4 phash U paramo i f fo the steam heating system [by the manufacturers and by 8. H.| Walter: “Yes, sir." Member of the Associated Press, 1 v over-zealous ideas of cconomy | Wood, 278 Main street Diner: “This spring, walter.” The $ 4 Pres e par and seh rith » I uses (o Lo tu 1 of & \ Officer English found an unknown | titled to tho us ation ¢ it T P e ¢ oft part ot the o, wedged in between the fence | Crosswordwocky w e n _ e D {and stone wa!l on the Church u|rr«-li By H. K. Smith | sl 3 w I ssing \ § Somo old-timers remember when approach to the depot this morning, "Twas syzygy. The crnes and roes h | rossing I8 A0 G umps were the regular method |pried him out with ditficuity &nd | Dig champ and chaffer by the ult. | Member Audit Bureau of Cireulation . ss and care | gt nn e San ey y jarrested him for Irunkenness, All ebon was the equinox, Tie A, I sa organ 14181100 yontig @ g passenger: coaches; and 1704 Tyl G oodrich advertises the best| T or g0 the lemurs bruit. ) b W these gave way 598" | our at $4.35 a barrel, shredded | | t o eyt progr was 1 s re- | codfish at threc cents a package,| yor(h hies an esno yelept A1, | : o : s K wan marka wadays nothing but and 26 bars of Fairy soap for $1. | \wity sabre, bow, epee and krls. tlon ag t NEVER CEASES RSy nt electrie bulbs will do, T T | 'Cross steppes and pampas conical | . ! A t the other day told tl ’ g | He fares, nor lags, I wis. ¢ As for wooden ¢ s—well, even d L] S | pests may yet con | o g w e L Batg LI ) actsa" ANCLCS | sccx sc the cand, 1one and Torn, ¥ 1 s 1 ™ L R REACL AR 8 | construction, But there y The ai, the bok, the fell emu?” 4 Teer oty i 0 e TOHERT QUILLEN el kel Y Biuare; s News Entrance! g0 of t 01 sipplys thatifses s S8 St & e DY RONEL " o Sive me | T ken my ait)” quotha in scorn. G entra il ot beenough 1otk for Ancient saying apd, 8 “1 dog the outre gnu." Soda e —— lo tnis | Uhese anclent contraptions, appear- | ponny.” WHERE THE DMBATTLED M i e [inasto late from the Civil war days, i 3 Fdman down!| “A. M. and P. M, Oct. and Jan, PARMERS STOOD. ¥ are to be found on commuting runs You can't keep a gool | In Cal, in Ala, and in Ore, | 2 are already R . Torrid, tepid, or frore.” ! e Aniversary o i o 1a | it to install all modern equipment.| fodern 1s just onc darned Sagaonie i he country is Skl gt | \ 5 1 orid: Al- e e How far one nceds to travel from installment after another | But 10! The upas and the elm ! - iy New Britain to meet with them = S . vepy| Quake! 'Tis the gnu who trots nty of rcason to accept . o i : : Men are more romantic; very| ehent! [ T necds not be epecially emphasized. \ o ot : s word us a rcasonable Lol e few women love men Wwho CAW|upyein poog trie kris. The lad doth | One can draw upon one's imagina= | (.4 and clothe them. ‘ ey | ’ i otton boll | tion a2 to the scene when Lincoln — . aise:| His Woo with oafish leer. cenes o entered the beautiful combination| Tourth example of faint praise: | | the | Weevil, v origina me from : s i e Sk | The United States President has| . .o with pie and cke with ale, | pas Ane 1RRURe y 4 0 c o £ & N 2 | Mexico, has done so much damage ; Tothi more than a Xking. With Brie and tea and cels and a stove in the center. Nothing was Tty to the cotton fields that the produc- sop— too good for the president, and it 1 0 s staple is riously inter- E ket § BRI i it the post is @ |Certainly was a finc-looking raiiway wit he pest is @ i it L conch he traveled i u e that ] menace against the entire cotte coach he traveled in. But ; - 2 in mo- | dustry has long ago been conceded lay ich g i : £ § i 5 1 a term of s on 1 and no fight in the south approaches 1 ; 2 Le old box of \ 1 tensity the efforts of planters to on 1 s in intensity . D y 1 A\ 1 control the ravages of this parasite ay Paul It and William { ide: Dawes ,| In the northern states Luro- ; A pean corn t has the railroad - P Pro: menace of mag It is a good 1 5 sl . coach ‘was not turned into i g et to | Kindli the future its old L St gre t saw fit only | formation to farim 0 ow 10 | BHAS: . il to o id ltevere, ignor-| combat the corn borer is pler tored hulls wil : " L e orsihing (0 by tourists visiting Getiysburg. ide o ) \ contin act knowl of the similar haz-| Many Kk - FAMILY TICKETS® FOR ardous t 1 tacked by blight fruit p CAR RIDERS Faneuil have mi a hazardous | Phe tion except in the cases of hois a trolley system orchards, which being 1 oy on the wholesale plan in 1 by organizations, of ‘Massachusetts pretty Lo spray trees repeatedly in the an Connecticut company with the enemy. Orel op in 11 parts, had been ht P i\ ny ot 1 1 1t utomo! to f ' wherchy upor thou ts every week a per- . 1 ba 1 American po- | gon is gr ticket upon which SOME CONSOLATION g e o 6 it b ier family may el rom |y nd as ofter ON THE WEATHER. s ith is that ich f com- 1 Another thing needed is a wind- ghield glass better adapted to ex- temporancous diving. . Man's inhumanity to man makes = business brisk for manufacturers 0[‘ locking devic Rake: A naughty ma also an implems that leaves benedicts little time to be naughty. Boob: A fortunate individual who Worcester Consolidated rail- | yo ™ W olocneet all the thrills you once could enjoy An efficiency expert is a man who makes a char and a blue print be- fore adding two and two. yple in the hinterland. think it k cast. original New Yo that a until man is a r you hear try it on a traffic cop. 1t you can't afford early stra berrics, you « with abou o and won't 0 a shallow by Still, fishing would be a bore if G0 cents an hour for sit- ac hank A§ his waistlir pand, 1 simmer The past e i ; ] res were S6VeM | 11 an impertect world you must Pt s en Worcester 1 the meet some fools. Iray that they ? irhan towns. | may not be behind steering whecls. s , g thought 1t wa| . . \his o “He 1 N\ i \ffect- ney and the busses got done ar I 7 . cheaper rate. “but he jieran today we ha nsta ¢ the family - . 1 th 5 &0 to g o raisc ) 1 r cut into a swelled A so0 to patons: o , Ackets o 2 por- The u is 4 s, 1) Observations o wimoe On The Weather FRY. COACH WHICH Wi syatemuyon L0 e LoRa the w Englay b CARRIED LINCOLN It might be & e S temperature = i > to | nort i no 3 the | Ing s ) | or F Now York R ; 3 pu- o a fay; slowiy I Coni-if Haing = ; - ag irbance - i Konsas ¢ St pasy v England : It gl 1ds ‘ " : Todoy ! : ‘ 25 Years Ago loday . ' 0w in New rmont, New Hampshire ; vrom l'aper of That Date SNy Saeveral places reported t . e - n wn a foot of snow Gen- : (for Monday, April 20.) < St o slorme T R e o ' g the coast from Vir j ! 2 s the. cor= yde Island. The storm p \ : S reEtaLinSTOl v an area of high o for Pressure now central o Ontario TEACH CHILDREN CARE \ nediate- W producing ant aeather IN CROSSING STRIETS V - 5 opposite cor- ™1 wiicmparatucossin itheplake : g N New Englanl. The e A raswre is rising in the western ® . Conditioms favor for this vicir z v s € \fest thaaght | T8ir weal v at 4 ML e BLANTE—BOISSONNAULT vi s . ¥ aamh e A" Albert Joseph Blante of r the i Y r. Qu Canada 1 Miss Margarct ) . r ; s nnault, daug of Mr. and » t e (7 n arried at St | Pe h $ o'clock' this pasoes ¥ i - MO v Rev. Charles : oht. 1 % Coppens. Mury Anne Boissor - - a [ ¥ . “ B “ 5 v"J‘ % G € s v Ulri 3 X aete an \ : | | Tie rum their emir they ragale. Egg mars his hift of rep. | "Tis syzygy. Mute Luna smites Ra for a sct of serrate sines, sute are the eremites, Or so the stoat opines. Another Stocking Rolled NEW BRITAIN RAILY HERALD, MONDAY, APRIL 20, 1925 A Sentimentalist Ned: “Why did old Gaybird mar- ry such a young girl?" Nell: “He said she reminded him of his first wife when he married her," ~Caroline Grant, In Hot Water Mary: *John must do his own cleaning and. pressing.” Arline: *“Yes, T think so. T heard him say the other day that he hpd soaked his overcoat" —B. H, Stoner, 'Ear! 'Ear Mother was washing Winifred's neck and ears for her, preparatory to getting ready for Sunday schoql. Winifred, who was only three, could see no need of this, She cried: “You always wash my ears on Sun- day, and why do you do it? Nobody ever looks inside my ears at Sun- day school.” ~Mrs. F, L. Marshall, Every cloud lining. may have a silver The difficuity is to turn clouds Inside out. (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbldden) N CRINE NEWS S NOT POPULAR North Carolina Paper Abandons Experiment ——— Fayetteville, N. C., April 20~ iAtler one week of a scheduled ex- periment of not printing crime news, the Fayettevile Observer has announced abandonment of the ex- periment “in response to an over- whelming public demand.” Fditors of the paper sald the sen- timent of its readers, as determined by a poll, was 60 to 1 in favor of publishing crime items. The state- |ment added that the week's experi- |ment had had an appreclable effect |on circulation. | “What is hamburger?” asked the| Patents Issued to man from England when he found | every American roadhouse offering | hot dog and hamburger sandwiches, “Well,” sald the chef as he as- | sembled a hot dog for another cus- toemer, “if a wicnlo is a hamburger | in tights, T guess a hamburger is a | bare legged wieni — M Taking Chances Traynor: “How easy it is to be fooled in this world. Bigbee: “That's so, Many a fellow thinks it's safe to marry when he | gets a raisc in lils salary.” L. Edson, | 1 the Porker . (A Barnyard Bit.) » the pig-sty, in the shade w a butter-cup. tle Lucy, with a spade, Came and dug it up, While the gross and greedy pig Laughed when le saw Lucy dig. The Plant and . ““Lmu:h." the butter-cup cried out, “Laugh, you creature rude, With your horrid turned-up snout, Guzzling in your food; I'm a potted plant, I am; All you'll be is a potted-ham.” ~Lrnest Fisher, 1 Little Willi h a rock, Beaned th Father said Willle said ruckoo in the clock. The bird 1s sick.” —Jean Herendeen. I Willic, at a passing gent, ‘Threw a batch of fresh cement Crying, “Wait until you dry, Then you'll be a real hard guy.” —Cap La Roe. Mutual Connecticut People (Tist | Louis P, Schmidt 259 Main St.) Ernest T. Beck, Meriden, assignor | .’m International Silver Co. Spoon or | similar article, Bryant H. Blood, Hartford, assig- nor Pratt & Whitney Co. N, Y., |N. Y. Thread-gauge construetion | |siznor to | ling. ete., felt |a “Why don't it tick?” | H! 1y donte 1 HCKiS! (3 patantay Folt Tonjes A. Both, Stratford, assignor to The Coun. Electric Mfg. Co., Bridgeport. (2 patents) Eleotric re- ceptacle and Socket shell or casing. Julius Brenzinger, Fairfleld, & P. H. Lange, assignors to The Max Ams Machine Co., Bridgeport. Ejecting {mechanism for hollow bodies. Austin 1. Brixey, Greenwich, as- |signor to The Replitura Corp. Pro- jected-light pictara screen, Frank F. Chufloba, Glastonbury, |assignor by mesne assignments, to U, Hat Machinery Corp. Rich- Imond, Va. Tel shrinking. Lewls B Curtis, Bridgeport. Safety device for automobiles. Harold P. Donle & J. H. Bariho- lomew, Meriden, assignors to The Conn. Tel. & Elec. Co., Inc. Igniter governor Daniel Adolph 8. Tox, Tvoryton. Reamer. H. Fritz, Torrington, as- TUnlon Hardware Co, Rol- ler Skate. Homer signor hy A. Genest, Hartford mesne assignments to at Machinery Corp., Richmond, nking. Genest, Hartford, as- . Hat Machinery Corp., (2 patents) Machine for , and Shrink- S, a, Homer signor to U. N, Y. shrinkidg felt , Now Haven, English & Mersick Co. Regulator handle. Roy D. ITeymann, Hartford, Bob- Frederick Howard (on the dance floor): “Do | bin. you know, you remind me of somes T've ed with before?” Muriel: “And you remind me one dan of a man 1 hoped I'd never dance with |8lenor to U. 8. Hat Machiner again.” A. E. Bergher., Wally the Mystic He'll Answer Your Questions One habit you should cultivate Is never once to hesitate To write to Wally when confused; Joseph A. Wunz Hartford. Line ctamp, Willlam A. Lorenz, Hariford, as- Corp., Richmond, Va. Felt shrinking. Donald Noble, nor to The Singer Mfg Co. Clutch mechanism. Your confidence won't be abused. |closed switeh catéh, . The Martyr Husband Dear Wally Do you think that T Can ever.learn to make good pie? Each time I try John suffers pain. 11 1 give up or Try Again. Again Get John to take for your sweet to 1 pie; should he die. Tnsurance, out Then keep on try You're sitting g A Reel Discovery r Wa show, like ture s I Know The sfars play on; | So what's the use? don’t even nod; Yours Golden Rod. Dear Golden Rod reason’s cl rama gets a cheer: ar Why silent sake. signor to 7. S*Hat Machine to Plate or sin Emil A. Olson, Plainville, assignor to The Huma n Mfg. Co., Forest. ville. Arm band the like, Clarence D, Platt, Bridgeport, Tny Andrew T, Riker, Falrficld, Co: stant-compression internal-combus- tion engine. Andrew porting brac Star D. Stamford, assignors to Wilmington, Del lacquer enamel Herbert M. Smith, Tarmingfor Saska, Bridgeport. Sup- Shipley & G. €. Given, Atlas Powder Lacquer and ey Co., a v Corp., Richmond, Va. Felt shrinking. Frederick € Stanley, Bridgeport, assignor to Rayh-stos Co. Making friction facings and products, W. Stark, Meriden as- International lar article Svenso Frederick signor to Sitver Co. (s W, Cew Speedometer, 'homas Tromans, Bridgeport, & E. arles Britain. | L. Whitaey, Stratford. Game Frederick Wehinger, Waterbury, assignor to The Waterbury Clock Co. Clock movement. Trade-Marks Registered furnished by the office of as- | | | | | | | Bridgeport, assig- | | Ordeal of Prohibition.” In it the| see my task, perhaps its Chicagoan told the story of many | most difficult clement is the oue llm\s which publi opinion didn't | that is engaging me right now — support but which, for one reas to analyze the situation and ftry or another, couldn’t be rcpealed. e the answer to Four | Invariably, he asscrted, after & | question, ‘What enforcem-nt ought | period of vain effort at enforce-| to be and is golng to be like.! When | ment, the government gave up regu-| I have de mined my_ answer to | lations, hile still in the statute| that, I feel that the problem will | books, presently were forgotten, ex-| be more than half solved and that | cept possibly by a few antiquarics,| my course from then on will ba curiositi at, Darrow pre-| quite elear. dicted, will bé prohibition’s fate. When that time com's [ | My anonymous ofticiul didn't say | be very glad to talk it ava | he thought so, too, but he did re- .. commend me to read the Darrow, Tolivia has abolished legal article -when 1 put my question cation. The student 10- | 5 | day will be aliowed 1o finish wup. | Conversations which 1t &ccms im-{Then ne mord Jawyers nntil, some possibie can lead up 1o the subject | of the present crop of. Thire | of pronibition nevertheless do leadyare so many that th: mimster of up to it. cducation saye too i:w ath r. in- Another ofticial 1 can't refer habitants remain to do tha ro#l of { by name, but a very well-known | the work of the ceuntry. So the one, and a Methodist bishop's- son | United States cha a'affatves ins at that, was discussing American | forms the § bl A That same day the clerk of the Dis-| “But early in our history there trict of Columbia police court re-| were communitics which opposed ported 1,020 arrests for intoxication | public education. They'd have re- | in the district during March, onc of | belled if the central government the largest figures for a single| had tried to cram it down their month in the court's whole hisfory, | throats, just as certain communitics he added. tvirtually are in 1ebelllon now SR ! arainst prohibition. That wouldn't Not all public ofiicials are so un-| have promoted education. It would sophisticated. Some time ago I ask-| have retarded it, just as national cd one of them, whose namw I can’t| prohibition has retarded temper- mention, but who's on the federal ance” supreme bench now and who for- Lt d merly hell the same post Attorney Fven General Lincoln C. An- General Sargent hoids at present,| drews, new secretary of the trease what his solution of the prohibi-| ury especlally .n charge of dr: tion problem was. In reply he ¢ enforcement, gecms none Experience - ‘and Automatic Heating Service The experience of Nokol—the pioneer auto- matic oil heater for homes~is unrivalle Nokol has stood the test of time. For 7 win- ters Nokol has given its owners unequall heating comfort. Today more than 21,000 homes are Nokol heated. Nokol is the simplest and most economical oil buener on the market. ks fuel cost is less than that of hard coal, and to the best of our knowledge, less than that of any other oil burner, Buy it now, and Have it during Spring) when you need it most. An installation can be made without interrupting your heating service. Nokol has dalways been tested and listed as standard by the Underwriters’ Laboratories i tor-Boiler in the kitchen. Nokolinstalled in a Radi Left: Nokol installed in a steam boiler. Right: Nokol installed #n a water heater. FRENCH & GLOCK National Bank Bldg, 272 Main St. E. H. French, President Automatic Oil Heating for Homes 4 Manufactured and Guaranteed by the AMERICAN NOKOL COMPANY, Chicage = '%’Zo)asfiing n Seaslellers | News Britain, Conn Tel. 3180 BY CHARLES P. STEW!/ | that no attempt ever has been made NEA Service Writer | in this country to force schools on Washington, April 20, N, ny comnrunity. When theéy were prohibition {s pretty well lived up | wanted, the people who 'wanted to. I don't sce any drunken men,” | them established them. Having United States Aftorncy General | wanted them, these same people’ John G. Sargent told me recently. | naturally supported them. too vised me to by Claren can Mercury. 1 did read it. It was called “Th ad a certain article Darrow, in the Ameri- of himself — not yet, When I asked him for an interview ncerning his plans, here's what he education f benefi v. “IUs | display of emifent commoa seuse, etrength,” he “lies in the fact| he calls it. : S COMMUNICATED fifty thege should be no ity ) in sccuring such an attendance. If it be granted that there ghould Member of City Meeting Board | be a final check on the common Opposed to Its Being Abolizhed ouncil in the matter of I colleet itor New Britaln Herald nd expenditure o ¥ The writer questions the correct-| the alternative to the city mecting of the ts on which the sole | Loard would be a public rc ment for abolition of thescity | dum. This would be expensive and, is based. to thosc who recall the last fow in which he has|fown meetings, very unsatisfa mber he fails to recall good and bad ali t in which there were not nt consideration at the hands ot fifty in ndanc ven | the tax-payer when he gets a chanee business to be acted upon h 1ds on his pock- s of the most perfunctory char- “ On several occasions there city meeting board provides re well over a hundred present.|for rcasonable non-pelitical discus- hether non-members made up part | sion and fi action on mat s af T , is not known. fecting public cxpenditurcs and the Ther be no objection to! writer falls to see that the case fo the requircm proper quorum | its abolition has been proved and it ths numl erg placed at G. B. TAYLOR | The stars cannot come out to toss International Silver Co., Meriden A lot of bull and applesau & Bridgeport. (2 reg.) Silver-plated —_— flat tableware The Editor's Gossip Shop Manning, Bowman & Co., Meriden, Again we have the non-thinking Silver-plated articles. contributors who persist in Going Monohansett Mfg. Co., Putnam, their be. quite innocently, it's mor to Ridley Watts & Co. true — *o “gum” up tha works Y. N. Y. Sheetings and shirtings Meaning: Writing “city” after! Vincent Pastore, ¥ew London. Hair heir street address tonic. Now: It happens that we have, The Stamford Foundry Co, Stam- ny subseribers outside of our ford. Stoves and ranges. and faméd city and, unless each The Warren Bros, Cos Bridgeport. | |contributor to the Fun Shop defi- | Corsets. \tes where he lives we some-| The Welldlich Bros Mfg. Co., times e ‘dificulty in kpowing | Bridgeport. Bilverware—namely, hol- where checks for accepted manu-|low ware and noveities scripts are to be sent Trade-Mark Applicants. Put your pame and complete ad-| Girard & Co., Inc., Bridgeport & dress on each contribution. Do not|Mt, Vernom, N. Y. Drain and wasle usc the word “city pipe cleaner and deodorizer last week t1hree checks came| Mimmel Brotners, New Have Maybe yours s among . Contruction material mely, e per gorner division bars, etc. MARBLE CONTEST ENTRY BLANK Marble Editor of the Herald 1 wish to enter the Herald-Junior Achievement Mar- ble Tournament and I hereby agree to abide by all the tournament rules. My name is ...... o s e e E N My address is .. 5 5 e (print) Lamise: o5: vearsold. lamapupilat.......... school (Every boy and girl in New Britain' and immediate suburbs who will not be 15 years old before July 1, 1925, is eligible to enter the tournament. It costs nothing to enter, but you must fill out an entry blank and mail m {| bring it to the Herald).