New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 3, 1925, Page 6

NEW BRITAI N Brita- Herald lor maid being forced to give 1..\r|h:m paralyzod and in tatters, o sup- | . ew mn time and talent to the sestimony of | plieant at the gates of the mighty, F ct dF HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY [a courtroom! Grult guards, alert to spot per- a sa" anc'es Of course, if there were an over- |sons of el intention — bomb Yy ROBERT QUILLEN Tasued Dally 1 e Dally St whelming desire upon the part of | throwers, anarchists and potential At Herald Bldg., 67 Church Street ‘ ¥ e womanhood te do jury serviee the | murdercrs — pauscd before formal- | Dawes has litlo - respet , for the o Ll r‘,w RIPTION RATES we Woull Lo different. The type of | Iy turning asido the decrepit hu. Viee-Presidency. 9% %4200 Tures Montt man who 1s inclined to be satisfied | mun liet of war, The stunted y 920 Turew Monn, ! | The stunteds | o jont saying: - “Madam, won't [to let women do the work if they |emacia Hgure repeated, for you have my scat?" Entored at th Domr Ofee at New Brltatn | Wikh it would be greatly pleased. | whom 1 fought and blod.” | - as Sccond Cluss Mall Matter, D bRt N i G dr ra LAl L1 01r | e oo HaTan cast & of Erovalty! | Butriotini G o0s R oex H1ioaw NIl e e " ‘ ~ o sgree with me and, damn the rest. RELNPHONE CATLS chivalry, They wish to guard their | must not beeshocked by bay -m.‘ womanhoo vom something the . (of o nan 1 from somcthing they 'kearred or bullet-torn alitles, It | A good paint job makes the old ! now not ol They'll take thelr [ is not the practico to bring such car 100k Jike an old car well painted. are doing It every duy: | (hings to a King's AT e The g cast, those of them who are cssarily, H H el Petting after marrlage s an ex- Ciy. * Circulaton " bonks, and | OF Sy g8 arily. How unpleasant, how mis- | caflent thing if it is strietly a famfly LF Adstig Juarcec ut when it coimes 0| wable, Is the aftermath of confiict. affulr Member of the Associnted Press, wishing something like jury service | g hearty meal must not be spoiled | T Press fs exclusively en- | UPON them, thoy should be gived Ly (he blood-stained visibliity of ! Elieinaldsuecd amontailh 4 i ‘ ) n of | credit for a tendency to hesitate |wars horrors. Y [ L And she says s paper and o Jocal | about It | 3 | : : | But the voteran of the test | | e of wars may have been broken in BIG OIL DEAL AND | body but not in spirit. He was in- MOTOR LUCK 3.:1.\«'-;” and repeated the umpn"‘ “The deal was equivalent to a | password to the palace: “I want to | merger,” read @ news report de-sce the king, for whom 1 fought | scribing purchase of control of the and bled." | Pan-American Petroleum & Trané- | The adamant stare of the hesie| It Way be that waterpower could 20 company by the Btandard Oll | tant guards melted beforo the steely | L0 L1 countrs. . 1t does now, if e ey | Company¥ar. Tnaiena:huatwa havel yss ot tin s ages AL Revce | rov|ios SnAiEee Bath o Times | another h sonblnatiol i il 7 o Sl another 1 combination to con- haps, if he is denicd admittance, he | Civillzation x men meet. They and C | templat four in one week. |or his friends may hatch violences|"ul1d & achool liouse and a_church CEENR | This deal takes in the Mexican [they thought, And perhaps re. | lO is3ue bor 1 2 . : ( interests of >an-American com- | . , | SERnry THE WAGES OF FOLLY the Pan-American com- | sponsibllity for an untoward hap-| Tt costs dad about 85,000 to give AND DEATH ss and foolish pany, pipe lingd and refineries and s a tanker fleet of 31 ships, making £irls, who permit themselves to be | the Standard Ol of Indiana nearly "ploked wp" by men in passing au. |43 lmportant in the ol industry as fomobiles, stll exist. There 1s a say- | the Standard of New Jersey. pening might fall upon their own | shoulders. young | | , S0 they notified the king of the | Unusual caller, keeping & prudent But [and critical scrutiny upon the bent ing that some people mever learn; | that does not mean that the Stand- |form at the palace gate meanwhile. but apparently the last to achieve |2rd of Indiana will compete With!| tword from the king was reassur- | this progress of the human mind | the Standard of New Jersey for the |jng The caller was given sl flappers who think | enefit of consumers. The cOUrtS | the marble stairs. He glimpsed the | | had the power to separate the con- | goi4¢ B are never seriously but regret later. n chandelicrs; marvelous tap- | Two New England girls the other ( Stituent elements of the old Stand- lestry by ancient masters greeted | day accepted the invitation of two |2rd Ol “octopus” but no court OF |pis eve; bric-a-brac of priceless | young men to take & ride in their |12 has the power to make the |y, Jooked down upon him o automobile. They apparently had |Separated wunits of a so-called | imicking ) quite a time, The next morning the “trust” compete with each other if | 1 girls awoke in an abandoned shack | they do not desire to do so. The| pesening the spacious room ot beside a littls traveled side road and | companles of the Standard !‘*W"ma king, the iron nerves of the staggered — they were unable to [hood merely operate in | veteran, which had never fafled walk — to the highway. There one |stipulated parts of the country and |y 1 battle, enticely collapsed. fell unconsclous and the other in a |none tramps on the skirts of the |\wyie yn tnis reeling condition he daze awalted assistance. fo’her- ;hut dimly comprehe In the hospital it was found that | The Pan-American company Was| g oo, lhe. outstretched hand of the one of the girls was blind fmmi'he property of Edward L. Doheny. monarch — his king, for whom he polson moonshine and the other |It Was this company which 1esS |, opp apg bled. d was In a serlous condltion, Doctors | than two weeks after the custody | were \\nt!r\a.in whether the lost | of government naval oll reserve No. | ;}:e!ghi of the one girl could e"";:;ax:hv:l:; ]:\I;‘s‘sitgti;yhTn:e::}curd!amy end_ friondship, whereas| | earlier he had quite expected a cold | was given a contract | g poreq stare. AT, he thought, the | the such a one as he abject misery of | { various ded that he As he gradually regained com- posure he was p restored. | Just about the same time and‘)ir, Doheny, near the same placs two youths de- to drill offset wells on the Drop- |y syen 4y not a superman above clded to go on & lark with an un- | erty. This was on June 11, 1921 | o vhooie e 4s not one who | guarded truck. Jumping on the| Less than a year later, on A et ir | vehicls they soon were kings of the | 25, 1922, the Pan-American €om- | yp common soldters. road. Night overtook them and|pany was glven a contract to take| o ooy ityer {mpressed with still they kept going. But the ma- | royalty olls coming to the govern-| chine ran out of gas and they | ment from all leases in Reserves N sympathize | 5. Py the | | | the latter graciously asked him to | democracy of the king when parked it on the highway while|No. 1 and No. 2, in exchange for| .- . .\ iate his story. they 1 to the nearest service | tankage of 1,500,000 barrel capacity |\ i o licened to & more | static r a supply. and other construction works at| e ¥ | i pitiful tale. The man who had| Meantime two men on a motor- | Pearl Harbor, Hawall. On December | /o0 4109 ghowed only too | cvele sizzled along the highway. |11, 1922, the entire Eik Hill re- S e | vividly the results of his mutila-| oh Aot 'fl 5 ""Ck:l” clol s “‘“n i e(: L ‘hpn r\'h | tions. The king listened and looked ide - | company. It was in connection wi L vivgit pholt Il or iy Ve e o ey " | intently and an overpowering stantly Killed. Police found the | this ofl jugglery that President Coo- | human sympathy come over him | smashed speedometer of the mo-|lidge on Tebruary 8, 1924, signed ! such as comes during moments of torcycle in the debris, and the dial | the Walsh resolution directing em- seeing keen suffering and mental | read 70 miles an hour. Five high school girls spot & court actions to annul the Doheny | | ployment of special counsel to start | dlstress. And so he learned that this poor, doddering, shell- | joy ride, and collide while going at | reserve. The latter case came to s RIS ¥ high speed with the sides of &|trial in Cheyenne, Wy, two weeks| % bridge. The story was in the paper fago. It appears that the Standard | yesterday. One of the girls ot Indiana does not acquire the| arowned. What a foolish, unthink- | Pan-American's properties in Call- ing lark by girls whose parents | fornia. It is clear from this that the were endeavoring to give them !standard did mot care to buy a law- shed truck near the institution during 2 | leases and contracts, along with the both lord. | wonderful the paj king looked ahput him. How | ; how rich in | | | | i how surpassingly | great Yet its | occupant, throughout the great war, appointments; in its magnificence. ot : Vo |had never been In danger of a| el ucation ' snit, k! a phrase curren morejichas LARRS st td Ry ;o : B scratch, Safety and comfort sur- B S | gal offic ! - andiimainiae rounded him while the poor crea- | Girl larks and boy larks with au- | The ol business is much in the | ture hefore him had gone through 1 al); re of | punlic eve. Increases in the price| : domoblcs e pr:)d“m‘e h R ,lm 5 s pflm the hell-made travail, had bared | t - Instances such | of the product some time 2l diseter ) G e | s body to the glint of steel, had as these are not isolated affalrs, but | brought much indignation; but the | been a human target for whistling |lead. “And this for you, 1 3, that echoed in the to form a liturgy for his soul. they are happening almost daily. |deal just concluded will not add & Girls who accept automobile rides ' drop to the potential supply from strangers are placing hnghv Some time ago, when stakes on gaming table of [took a slump, due to the act ehance — their future. Girls and |of certain non-Standard companies, | favor of having | regulate for whom fought and bled were words prices 2 ing's ears as if th The king, his heart touched, gave youths who "borrow” automobiles |the industry was in n 20,000 lire to purchade for & joy ride go out of their way a government commission ; P to court disaster, being usually poor land ich everybody age of his own, and 500 addi- “stabilize” it, W ased to discover |13 | ual son sufficlent education to feel su- perior to him Tt is estimated that 12 per cent of those who demand a room With bath take the bath Customs ¢ little, Tt is prob- able that the cave man used a stone to win a bride o Fable: Once there was a man who didn't have a secret yearning to sce himself with a beard. Some carn ri sucker Jist, men born and somc are rich; some have a good Another good peace plan s one that will include an expenditure for millinery at frequent Intervals. Even in these decadent times it b ners to talk with the mouth full unless it's gum. There were smart Aleck sons of rich dads in the middle ages, but they weren't called Young Intellect- ison says noise Thas become essential to our happiness. This is the first kind word Congress has received, Correct this sentenie: “My hus- |band taught me to drive,” said she, “and never once apoke crossly, Essentially, man is llke a flivver. Desire is the.accelerator, will power the brake; the mouth serves as horn, and when he's hurried he's rattled. 25 Y;ars Ago Today From Paper of That Date It still looks like Curtis for mayor. Those opposed to * his nomination have been secking in vain for a can- didate, to decline being L. Hoyt Peage, Joseph R. Andrews, chairman of the police board, is the one mentioned. Samuel Waskowitz g the 1 ve a boy $50 in bills and $10 in a check to take to the bhank tos s dropped the money h found $17 and Solomon. Mr ally recoy more. about the street, C. L. Barnes of Ilm street is out | again after a six weeks' illness from pueumonia. Willlam Miller of this city took part in the Scottish celebration in Hartford evening, playing a bag- | pipe solo. Patrick King and f ttoday for Plum v will work on a 1 or of the P, Robert Island, S Boyle where which ken to paint the | hospitul | loyle Valter Stee has announced lire to pay immcdiate ex- | hmis candidacy for a 1an in the and reckless drivers and being un- {of intelligence knows mcans gov e e ot acquainted with the pecullar idio- |ernment assistance to maintainj =L il e M| . W. Latham will render a vocal syncrases of the machine they are | prices “up to a reasonable level,” as : e at the concert given tomorrow using. The law is severe upon such 'the oll men would cail it. Put "a‘ B lieveninethytne s h Lutheran ou church Bible class. \diotle youngsters, but not half as | due to some sinister forces that no-| U ooy wgi- | Commencing next Sunday, the v uni te | body has explained, prices took & | it % 2 gates e rallroad cr severe as the punishment of fate |body has explained, prices to (o Jilding a point of view or | F4te8 &t the railroad crossing wil b itself, sudden upturn and the oil 1 ’ 3 T ed on that day of the week decided it didn’t ne suggesting & mora’. e N ERs Y 1 as the others. e | confine to editorializing | A 19-months-old girl ,one of SATELDING WOMEN FROM assistance any mor | upon wlar subject we , tWins, a daughter of Mrs, A Con- JURY SERVICE | Acquirement by G A . 1y | TOY of Beaver street, drank an o should na y 1 asked Wwhy Women want their rights, and Indiana of the Pan-Amer 2% \ . 3 | dose of cough mixture thls afte ¢ el aeti mation 0t most obs|| S oLt S e ¥ did not Pro-} noon and narrowly escaped death, some of them in Connecticut wan g S veterans, 60 | sinking Into a comatosc condition, the right to do jury service, a privi- Servers. will not help the consumer. been neces- |after she had climbed on a chair, lego that mers man is always most ' It merely means that a powerful in- poor- | f¢lzed the bottle. and AT anxious to avoid. dependent company has allowed its PO9" | She was revived by Dr. Kelly, ‘ R0t und 1w a for the tuneful ) make | The New Britain Council, Royal But mere man cannot und 1 " o scek entry | Arcanum, defe: Hartford the latter themseclves ad- Son night, 300-222, in the first of a series mit that much. Hence it is closely simpl independent oil in of six matet T akin to the impossible for him to sight e K““«,.m,. understand why wom to be ar mp : e gLt m{‘f' forced to mal ncen- dard branch e hCthis great ¢ e, ¥ 1. . nt for themselves by meeting ' oly of the L ¢ Posiaean) . Parker, H. 8. Park t . as suffici AP R. Porter A J exactions o ury service gt bica 1] SC r r, > N 3 i upon the subject was pestiferous ind ympanies | °° A Sloper, E N. Stanle Payne, S hgss et AUl auch sl case)| E8inca sux om | Jesse Stanley, ¢ e and judging if it so des ah 3 g e wing at | Abbe, A, B. Way, O, N. Judd, A. N h s the le as that of the Pan-Americar are}iLis PR SurS %' | Abbe. A I, Corbin, W. H. Gardner, re not muc s8¢ perty consists of of e ol R Aot I Ve TP L not o) S answered questi atirely 10| Hartford High _sclioo) St n who contem- forcign par . Q0% e A N6t Beftain at (e ety negativ he Hartford Y. M. plated the adamant peculiarities of A moribund anti-trust law would ap=| I_“““ I the head that wears |G- A. last evening in the third the men who listened to the argu- ! ply even should the governm fee “ s \dage. We | deciding contest. running away tying pro and con declded they disposed to utillz d X is ap- | New ’,H"' . w’ ist was the were hard of heart and wanted to | — e il | ey a0 (o sy Tgrhp\;y:‘, keep them deprived of their “FOR WHOM 1 FOUGHT 3 | also playea igh 0 I ussed- i | The Rentz-Santler burlesquers will tural rights through plain cussed AND BLED) vl tinerand BRei et s i,fi}, ‘},‘“,,P‘, will ness. What the legislators want to 1 s man (o partner) — in the burletta, “A Sporty Duchess, do, however, 18 to shield them from | Emmanuel, for whom I foug let's wait till the twen-'a superb o o Speanil and onerous duties which they w need j to go into bankruptey. IS Anfericar 5 A s it | my wife's birthday and 1 really A not perform O an imag ge ftim ife's bi 1’\ =i u: ionall Fancy & housewife being called | required to give this ge t £ S e, i gor jury se Or {ancy & bache- [m‘au “satchmeu. The 8p | | made a fortune out of his oil stocks, I_suppose he'll begin spending it | foolishly.” Shaws: “T'll say he will. He's| Gl Maxson ”M Gotting down in the mouth is a habit And a bad one it 1s, too, Dognabit! | Don't you do it, but make your life snapp Read THE FUN and be happy! SHOIP* each day, A False Alarm. Bystander: “Where's the fire?" Fireman: “We ain’t found nothing jhut some overheated women at a bargain counter.” : —P. E. Montgomery, | ROGUISH ROLLO 1 Revenge, A great big bully, on our street; When 1 was alone, Said: “Rollo, you git off my beat, And then he chased mge home. Then I got whoopiig cough and, say How rotten I did feell . . . And whea T saw that kid, next day, 1 bumped him off his wheel, And nearly coughed my collar off, But I didn't riin away; . And now he's got ‘the whooping Hurray! —Billie Morrison. 1. Appreciation, My Sister has a beau who comes And reads to her, sometimes. He calls himself a poet And recites a lot of ryhmes. “The cuckoo i3 calling to its mate, e says, and Sister says, ‘“That great!"” I told the boys about it, And just what time he came, And Sis got awful ratty And turned as red as flame When they stood and yelled, from | the garden-gate: | “The cuckoo is calling . . . . on its | mate.” —A. E. Kopperl. The Sérvant Problem. Mrs Clark: “Why do you arise so carly in the morning?* 1 Mrs. Willlams: “I have to, my | dear, in order to awake the girl in | time to prepare breakfast.'” | ~—Rud{ L. ANY DAY? Anyone with the leisure and in- clination to explore THE FUN BHOT could find something intercsting and novel in waste-baskets. A Horse On Her! | Peggy ran to her mother's room and asked: “Mother, what part of my body are my horses?" “Your horses,” querled mother, greatly puzzled, “Why yes,” answered Peggy. “A man told me: ‘Don’t run.so fast littie girl and hold your horses or you will fall.” ~—Ruth Straight. THE OCEAN (With a Bow to Roger Kelly) The ocean is & combination of wa- ter, fishes, seaweed and wrecks, es- pecially water. Both sldes of it coms rite up to the shore, making its mutch more con- venient for people wunting to get on and oft of hoats. The fishes In the ocean arc all dif- | ferent Kinds, sizes and ages and sel- dom meet each other unless they live in the same nayberhood. They are freshest rite after they are cawt but they taste the best rite after they are cooked. The big fishes eat the little ones and the little ones eat each other for | reveng i The salt in the makes it casier for the fishes to swim in, ! probably being some consolation ta} them in case they get tired of the| taste, The wale is the biggest fish in the ocean and also the ony one that has to come up to blow its nose -Kid Boots | ocean He'll Need Tt. “Now that Bilkins | Hoyle: has thinking of getting married.” —Daniel Friedsam. WALLY THE MYSTIO He'll Answer Your Questions. Girls sputter lke a wet old hen When accused of chasing men; And yet it's true, as you will say, When you have read our stuft today. . e Others Have Had To, Wally: T've a sluggish known round town Poke Joe.” do you think T should ey Dear beaui | He's as “Slow | How wait | contributions as an_envelope lqlf yer knees.” HART FORD COATS and sizes that are extra large. costume soar trimmed. The fabrir | EM 8LE SUITS OF KASHARINE | With dress of heavy silk crepe in a sniart peasant motif, the colors include $29 wigwam, lipstick and chamois .. EASTER SPECIAL SMART FUR TRIMMED - $24.75 In favored shades, developed in fine twill these coats follow the smartest style lines and ave outstanding at this moderate price. .A complete range of sizes including models for juniors, misses, little women, matron sizes COSTUME ENSEMBLES THAT HARTFORD’S SMARTLY DRESSED WOMEN ARE CHOOSIN G FOR EASTER The surest way to smartness and utility is the three-piece way. The ensemble high in favor this season. The coat is long and straight, some are fur t is short, and the blouse is exquisite in texture and gay in color. . coat and skirt is of splendid quality in the various new shades. ENSEMBLE SUITS OF One particularly outstanding model has fifty small buttons as trimming and a dress of the same silk crepe which lines the coat . TWILL $39 SILK BENGALINE Combined with figured crepe in a novel and attractive $ 49 effect With dress of are supremely tailored ment was as perfect as his. «Come on you Fun Shoppers — let's show you Ty Observations s you show up with as many | 0" The Wea”’er will hold, to Baldpate, Kid Boots, Wild | Willie, Barnyard Bits, etc., etc. % ‘Washington, April &I orecast |for southern New England Iair shootin’ (tonight and Baturday. Continued |cool. Moderaté to fresh northe | winds y brushed | o ocast for castern | Fair tonight and Satur |cool; moderate to fr | winds. vidence Lulu: “Yo' has been ¢ yo' know?” Yuh done New York: 1y, continued b northerly —John Matter. Ola Stuft Crawford: “T supposed jazz Was| copditions The disturbance something new. | which was central over Kansas yés- Crabshaw: “Why, G0 years ag0 . gy has decrcased somewhat in we kids played t whenever we gob | angity<during the liours hold of any old pots and pans.® ;g ig now central over Arkansas. J. O, t[‘ is followed b; n extended area of high pressure contral over North Typical _|Dakota. Lain has octurrca dur- “My husband is a tircd bUsiness |jg tho last 24 hours in the wes! man out and out!” declared Mrs. | i McDonald. “Just like minc!” exclaimed Stevens. “Out and out! night in the week, too of th con- ricts over the greater par The temperaturd in all the wheat belt, MIS. | tinues mild And every | seotions, —Lyle Heintz. | Conditions favor for this vicinity (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction |fair woather with cool nights but Forbidden) warme during the day. ENSEMBLE SUITS OF ‘ ENSEMBLE SUITS OF | POIRET SHEEN northern | figured crepe/ these suits [ Deckhouse and Cargo | Taken by Hi-Jackers | Malitax, Nova Scotia. April 2.— With her deckhouse gcune bullet ! holes in the floor of the cabin, and her crew relating another lurld tale }m‘ hi-jacking off New York, the schooner Faustina, arrived in port sterday. Several weeks ago, the Iaustina sailed from Halifax with a |cargo of ilquors valued -at severa!l |hundred thousands of dollars, |clearing, it -was stated. for Nassau or Honduras. The story as told today by members of her crew was | that nearly two weeks ago the "austina, while off the New Yorl [rum row. awaiting customers, wa¢ | boarded by the crew of a small |boat which came “alongside with such speech that no identificatior marks could be obtained. The new- lcomers quickly overpowered the crew, drove them helow deck, sailed the craft 50 miles south and dis posed of the cargo to a waitint vessel. To facilitate the fransfe the tes had the [austina’ the deckhouse of th pir: erew remo vessel THE HERALD CLASSIFIED AD! BRING RESULTS ar. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS The Minute That Seems A Yé 7z 7or him to pop the question? KATE. Dear Kate Tt really wouldnt' pay | To wait until your hair is gray; last | 8o, if you want this Slow Poke Joe, | Go right ahead and tell him s0.” it | Seeing Ts Laughing. { Dear Wally: { 1 am In distress; My fello didn’t like my dress, “Wear shorter skirts,” said he. T did. And then he laughed Why? | CANDID KID. | Dear Candid Kid I'd bet beeause good money { He laughed your legs are | funny. { Dou't let that bring you misery; You've got a lot of company. The Fditor's Gossip Shop Wally the Mystic is sore these lays! He's got a grouch And we believe i a deserved one., It's all because none of you have been able to c him any sleep- Jess nights with a real, knotty ques- tion which will stick him! Come on! Let's get Wally! show him he isn't the greatest seer the world! The way he struts into our office you'd think no other judg: Let's | 1 ‘ WHEN JUST AS YOU'RE SIGNALING YOUR H © McCi re Newspaper Syndicate USBAND UNDER. “THE TABLE TO LEAVE ENOUGH FOR THE COOK, HE GETS UP 10 OPEN THE WINDOW A CRACK. , LEAVING YOU WONDELRING IFITISNT HIS LEG YOU'RE KICKING, WHOSE 15 1T ? BuivasS WICUAN,