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might have indulged in ed, with electric pu and P Beltain Herald e e S e FactsandFanch HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY that {t has been suggested that |tles and hot coffee continually on ac S‘m ancles ' " B sy women ought to do the proposing, | tap. 0F RUBERT QUILLEN asied Dally (Sunday Exce } At Meraid Bidg., 67 Church Sir particularly 9t they happen to be - ing company” with a mere GUNS AGAIN TRA clent saying: *| U e ring company” with ! ‘ ) Ancient saying: “I «don’t belleve e 1 Who is 80 “mere” as to be una- ON COMMUTERS $2.00 "Thres Montha. » work up sufficient courage to| Officials of the Boston & Maino tont Modorn version: High life, per- I sonal liberty and the pursuit of Why a girl should be forced to|against commuters, Reverberations pandits [ waste time with such a fellow has|have been heard from other rail- E - Today, it something stirs your ire, ivs been one of the mysterics of | road magnates. And all because of [ 10 the old days the prophets | Iike fallen cakes or punctured tire, 44 bra-mkriihgy sikin. Yot Vo the wicked metoribis made the law; now the law limits Don't. let your anger boil and l lz the profits bubble; sands of them are doing it. Of| Here is the argument: Motor =1 Tint Gk A5 shoooy Lkoad Cli sCoalCo~7kaflfam Gllll L izen, ] 9 .| course, some of them may wish m'm.«.n are eating into the prul\l!: The objection to jnalienable your troyhl ask the necessary question, have sounded the elarion call 4| waste time in this manner, in pursuit [ from raflroad passenger service, | s is that onc must fight so i of an elusive good time \\V-l?u\\a~‘mgi‘l‘nmmnl-*v.l are carrled at a lower | NATd to keep them. Didn't Get Her Meaning? | e “If girls were looked after prop- | Americanism: Sending a two-b; . Y W ! v exclualvely t girls who conseit to ac-|latter are paying all that can be|four to Congreas; expecting him to ,‘:,‘k";l mome Whept oulducs by s the atientions of young men [devicd aguingt them. The poor com- |be & great man sfteridmenyl sy dud | I attentions of young men cd aguingt them. The poor com- |be a great man. clared the spinster who tried to be |} o iilize the appraising eye, |muters are not helieved to bo pay=| G a witty reformer. “Do you follow and could gear up their emotions to |ing all they can be taxed, Hence, it | Conscience is & polite thing. It|figs- | | usuaily remains quiet until appetite | o ol : S ) “If 1 ever did,” replied a be in love with those who appear |it is necessary to uphold passenger | goos its stuff, il flm‘: unlmrnt‘l‘;;l(:l Member of the Associated Press, }x- bhut it Is safe to say that the ma- [rate than transient passengers, The | of the honor o flighty |income the money must come out ——- 1y A 5 - 1475 (o O L S AT o7 s et : —H T Hatrison; Any-time from now until April 30th of bLeing serlous, This assurcdly is a ridiculous pre- A 1 v h To Announce My Vow onditfons being what they |mise, but not too much so0 to meet y | By Ruth E. Chamberlain > At Our I won't write a bit about spring! i \rcasing number of swains who| Suppose bad management, or bad - Herctofore, ev'ry springtime I've Uptown Office or seom 10 get very far in the | fimancing, or both, instead of motor sung 104 ARCH STREET Of the sap In the trees, ; Of the blossoms and bees, | or body's acqualntanc pride [the past. Does it remotely resemble | trian Mm"”‘,‘fia“d ':’llph"r ARt sk ] ody's acqualntance — e | the past. Does emotel B | J hings as these; i e s e U e gk — s sal e 24 DWIGHT COURT Still, people wouldn't he able to friends; so many, in fact, that |of argument and attempt to creep | e 91 In attempts to give tongue 5 ) . | charge us too much if we weren't |, ‘o the soft HAVE BEEN TAMED i ! 3 BassEtesit 4 ° ° ! t B i | they apparently cannot make up jout of the hole by overcharging | geiting too much, ot s mm:; spring , ! A i | their minds about any one particular | cominuters mercly because they = T e e | damsel. Perhaps in such a case all [ride oftener and cheaper than| Compassion: A gentle virtue com- "I the girls look good. but no single | transient travelers? montolall vthose h 0 ireme IR liihelrobin that gullyfdoth aing GUARANTEES YOU sore spots of their own. > " lone looks good enough for the trip | Any reasonable man not Interest- e When :";m“’“‘“ once again in his to the altar, Or they hate to marry |ed in the rallroad business would Washington couldn’t tell a Me [, intrigne me, 'tis true, The Cleanest Summer Anthracite Coal "|out of fear they will lose the pla- |answer in the megative, The eame | He would have been a poor Witness| ,o 1o ever will do; Pl . tonic friendship of all the others. | kind of answer applies to the clatm |0 & divoree suit. That red in his breast, how T love Their Lowest Price of the Year statute | SO 100& as there is this sort of |that commuting fares must be| ppganmen are not less lawless falsott huel 5 B S 3 . male individugl in the fand. 1t 15 | raised on account of bua competl- |lian Amerlcans; they merely have BUL Iy pupom e G The Advantages of Easy Weekly Payments i3 Let him chase the wild worm; property of the common citizen and | CI°ar that the girls should have some | tion. fewer fool laws to break. Tl not write of him though my | percolates from the masses of voters | 5¥ 88 to learning definitely and at | Tt is curious that the wildest _\"\p! ! = % spirit may nq‘ulrm‘; How the CITIZENS COAL CLUB works— : T an carly date 0 o probable inten- | about the evils of bus competition [ 1%\ b Brateful for comparit|y ong year I won't write a thing! : Supposing your requirements are five (5) tons for next eapitol. There has heen a deal of |tions. Why should a girl permit her- | come from such rallroad executives | gur great men great. To this pledge I'll certainly cling! ibiic ool ciem g U oiagiv | SelCiEo) egmansithefvictin 0t IS0 vho SpzeatdeitoverRall sod dalim ol B e Factirs | e iousewle ki th Bcloth Eround | winter’s coal supply. When joining the CITIZENS COAL CLUB o Hesibrow you agree to deposit at our office 50c for each ton of coal you re- hope—in company with other vic- | havc suffered more damage from| Franc ianyisan et < | 5 eir difference. e st g 5 tims who may be fooled at the same | other rcasons than from competi- | I difrg B | Driving husband away | time by the same fellow—even in an | gion, BleEieiie i While she cleans house all day quire, which in this case would be $2.50. You would agree to | age still largely guided by conven- | e Wopt teoiinieftojrentausht thats deposit this $2.50 each week for approximately eight months, tandpoint of the public, is a de-| solemn or gay. it . . . Ertsconls of population interest, | onal methiods, It ehould be the | To spectators last night the fire on T will stick to my vow; about Thanksgiving Day, at which time the entire five tons would js not much to get excited | PVilege of @ wideawake American | Main etreet gave the impression that - ;': ?};‘);:np{‘ln:\eonr:;oo: s be in your cellar and all paid for at our Lowest Summer Price. nien o) gerigualBevice eout sl (EREMUS e MERE T IS SR meny fpeonl sy ereiSEe U E IR LRt D this ow— ‘ You may have the coal delivered in any quantity you wish—that ton'arise. The most|[CornEE and FrrccesdiolAus e jarecalt clsais N i, To tell you I won't write a thing! is to say—just as soon as one ton or more is paid for, it can be Tl N | with the pointed question that he far have been the med- | With by o : ¢ i . 0, Sunday sports | nimself lacks the manhood to ask.| o ¢\ieveiion of the year, when - The Most Likely Causes delivered, so that your coal will be on hand whenever you need it. i In other words, it the young man |, <5 o B O e his average| The ones who look down on the Delbertt ‘“Gorh, but/T'm. sisepyi | N =) % i ¢! Hi t “Radlo, . . . o lacks the hardihood to do his duty, | oo Ll Nt ke ads de. | NOTId from @ gTeat helght ave avia- | Hooveri “EAClD, oross word pux This COAL CLUB idea will be the greatest help to hun- tors, intellectuals and kids of aix- bypadiel o T n TS do "‘f | acribing the average new spring sults, | yoer, —Mrs. B, D. Cantor, dreds of New Britain people, especially this year—when the wage t 1 —all t nterest | ot . o H i talking for htm—all In the TWETH | ne fecls at least allghtly nervous, ' agreement at the coal mines comes to an issue next September. | of love, marriage, happiness and but there is no way to prevent the Nothing of importance happens in children. She may do most of the ¢ a hick town except another bond is- talking after marriage anyhow, 80 sue now and then Yankee trait that made the public | ‘& i | ments and profiting thereby. Dad, Thls.h Very Good! 5) ’ (] gape with pleasure, has become a lost | why not begin early however, thinks the merchant is The more we study man's efforts M}}:‘ fne:rls wl‘l’l:i )(I;'l. Baker, l:‘ ou all se ou re ure 0 ln rt. Where are the fellows on the | | going to get most of the profit |to judge man, the more grateful {eaching her e three-year-ol ar I | daughter simple, oral arithmetie. hil courage to wase battiewtor | T oUm NIVERS GO | while he can have the satistaction of | e 8re for the mercy of God. NG ety aiaTsald ] e toites No Borrowing—No Fees—No Interest Charges many Instanc: \ere are an [ the requirements of the railroads. oposing line, Some of thesc—and | busses, forces a railroad into a fi- One, vertical. a hottle the driver numbered among nearly | nancial slough, as has happened in [ empties; two, horizontal, a pedes- LIONS OF LEGISLATURE books. This helief is the common to their r ratives fn the state more fool laws,” and the Legisla- ture is wise if this public wish is heeded, But the results, from the 1 the Wheeler bill. Another reason for the torpid leg- {siative liver is that opposition to the ru Tq is tkely to achiev Marry in haste — what's the dif- rest ing over the traces and ference? bucking _ the machine,” once & missus from reading the announce a principle no matter what the odds ON A RAMPAGE | naving paid the bills. | ady Godiva was riding along.|dey. “leta review a little, In otr ’ % Onle might better ask, where are the | piood time has arrived, and con- e “And T won't be in a single rolo- | FEIEUEOCE i it J t I, k Chr tm Cl b F C al s ? | ditions in Now England are such a5 | hat peculiar species of election | 8Tavure section,” she complained. i 3 J L4 us l e a ls as u Or 0 | | princip! Pet roads for the state to adopt many does that make?” to warrant considerable misgivings. {¢ney neld in Germany vyesterda¥| oo tnis sentence: “Better | The child thought a moment and ASK ABOUT IT v for is to be found in every | rpe Connecticut river has already | soeme to have merely heen the first | gismiss me and call another,” sald then {rplicd: “Two, and one to t of measures. Tn for- | y.oun rising on account of the heavy | adition of the rite of choosing a new | the dector; “I'm doing you no |Carry. > | g | " | —Alex. Franz. | » years if the roads, rivers and | aing in the north and its tributaries | orogigent. The runners up will now | 8ood. A=y | oridges nittes reported 2 10ad | jave done heavy damage in NeWlye voted on definitely at another| .y o0 " dwhoat the| Me-ows from the Campus Cat | bill unfavorably, there would be & | Hampshire and Vermont. | election April 29, but meantime new | yumihle without arousing a storm,| Dear Editor: PY battle royal in the house in an at-| Rjyers have a custom of overflow=-| .2 4iqates can Le entered in the | soon it will browbeat the great. I ran up to Madwon, University | t ¢ an upset of the re-| 5 e : asege oo Tie 99 55 Kaaoclated of Wisconsin you know, to eee my | ] 5 to get an upset of the re-linc into lowlands every spring, Yet | (o That looks to us like too mueh opsright, 1925, A NG AT a0, T e el Main Office and Yard Uptown Office port—but now they receive the re- v is effort made 10 avoid | o o gooq thing. They not only have | gt 5 She was confiding to Marlon her 24 DWIGHT LOURT 104 ARCH STREET port as just another, “pet” gone|(nq recurrent damage. For the moyfla slice of democracy—presented to | room-mate, last night, that-she had | Tel 2798 Tel. 3266 astray. Occasionally measure 18| part our rivers remain untamed 10|y ory Ly the allies for losing the war 25 Years Ago Today been having a troublesome time | tabled to keep it alive but that, fm‘}nm they are giv the n;~nmt‘~\!='l~", but get double-barreled presi- From Paper of That Daf ‘;‘:l)-‘ri:‘;r r:;;::r.l\f:‘e‘ A.‘e.m.cdml‘:::'e.i a rule, proves fruitles he fight | o do their worst when they §O ON & | 4.niia] voting te hoot. meow. | fs fast disappearing among | rampage. s LR 3 “Motlrer 4s 50 old _ fashioned.” | U Our neglect in this respect was \ new.fangled Bible, which| A voung lad fell on the third rail | Gladys complainca. “Zhc wants rae | } rislature also is losing some ! ng the reaches of the| el . |tracks near the Main street crossing | to go to church all the time and e Legislature 2 i CU omits all reference to strong drink, | cogtorday afternoon and escaped | wear the knees out of my new silk of its virility through x..m;»rn11\1,“'55\;,“ which for ,:.mm ions | light be even too much for the |electrocution only because he was|etockings. Imagine .. .she must be - atom ed any of its powers owed to devastat rge areas | = enough to stretch from | craz; “ o CILERICHE B fre : gy b e e pronibilioniaistoleRATION ‘“3; B-Tlgm ang:hnr and make a‘myl know,” Marion agreed, “mot- | 80_flehing all alone?” | Ontdoors again we'll take our fling | When playing golf upon the links. to commissions. There was a time | cyery ppring, until finally something = — 2058 i Sebis S -1 " patricla: “No; we are faking | At baseball, tennis, golf, croquet; | Oh, what a thrill as in she sink:' 14 stan ve | C. ction. is th ay. She actually . hen the T i1d stand one abo and extensive { = ] connection. er is the same way Yl EeE e e phEnyiE e I oo ineaTan 5 when L | was done about it g | Gerald Chapman being fe 101" An effort may be made to place | objected to my motoring with Tom- | Clarence along to”pm the worms on | Pick ou vour game, bu let's xo' 14 \lri\fl."\n.nran and putt, we'r 1 without the aid |, rjers were built at the most dan- | the hooks for us." . | play! off! upon its ow G Hartford county, it is impossible t0 (a3 cannon in Central park near the | my Bradley because he ran into a 5 of so many commissions te look ) | him for that high-handed ex- |soidiers’ monument Meriden has|trec and broke one of the front —Rudie L. | ) | Hurrah for Scotland's gift of golf o etatls 4 b bullay | nlame him for nat ey |5kt uredliall Spanish'l bronze |iof 8t i ; ol 5T ) | There'is no tonic for the blood | Yes, spring is here, It's in the air after the work and attend to details; | p New England at present bui ss car robbery near Chicago, A8 : o N IE Ao cOTINe Hurral for Sports! | That cquals hearing that old thud ' 1t's in the heart, It's everywhere® A, spring is here! Hurrah for | Of bat upon the swift-pitched ball! | The way it makes me feel, by but nowadays there is a plenitude o have been swept away, railroad | P™° 2 muzzle-loading gun .and local people | tent to handle a tar, Even when I At b i v s i ? T scek to do the same, explained to her that it was only h | 3 e the state ; e shouts JAcES . ! u or baseball, kin alll | Tl shout hurrah for a o trac! beentcorerec, e, ecident Coolidge is said to have | The sewer commissioners and ad- | that he wasn't compelent to’ handle spring! [iusTaRRrotabREEhR T Rilan ok | gnureah fortanytilys and all the legislators need ! . o peen caused on railroads and e e Doy and- | visory board will hold a final meet- | 5 car and a girl at Yhe same time | ———. — - ey k on and appear satis- |\ ¢ oo pridges damaged and low- | improved his techniq ling tomorrow evening to wind up | and that all s needed was a liftle e 0 O D e il (e (ing, this being an important | € v v, City Engineer | practise, she wasn't _satisfied, and | Suburban He]ghts I jelayed but made of every President. His per- |Cadwell reports that sewage experi- | gajq that if T insisted in going out AME not only heen delaye E: & 11 § one: | ments are coming along nicely. 1 ol ouldl 5 LI | secretary tells how it is done: ! i J | with Tom she would have to go . A erimaT o e Wi YT Whll o Co aaventiies | i i s Watermg The Geranlum By GLUY commis- | ¢ course, it costs money to { PresidentiErabs & vigitors the new Oxford grey coats at $10, | «How did it work out?” asked _~__‘___—._—_.————-——o———————" | qucezes 1t before the visitor has | g1y “g15 ana $20. i ¢ da 1 s a chance to do the squcezing. Brown, Thompson & Co. advertises | -~ wpojgonously, old thing” said joiiees BUMROREEa ) 4 R [Jadies' lisle silk vests, low neck |3 TaPiom Wiy~ Mother ihaal mors e i gl frea e R e | In the old days, whenever some- ®\€Ve% white oy ”i“"""’" Pret-| gpeed than I have row. responsive to D P 1 but | ory year total a great e Lo | 37% cents, new colored poplins | " gwect girls, dear editor . . . they : [tning happened to an “ex-show &Irh” |4 staple colors and the new pastel | hink go much of their parents from getting married to committing shades at $1 a yard; silk petticoats, | Areow. meow tricts have Hme S she [made up in the very latest sty S e ; ) cide, 1t was always stated how sh p 3 olle storics ins > T THOSF COMING TRIPS "‘”v’ e er of the orginal |Accordion or knife plaited. trimms a| Al on the floor of the e " | OVER THE POLE ad Deer I & g with ruching and draped ruffles, | i pommission governn adm stra- e juridical 38 BOV- | 1o rivers 80 that they cannot do & d in the hoys fr the leg han it would cost to b Y Campus Cat) e. Nowadays 8he |, jace trimmed, for $5 up to| 2 Ko, 23 ¢ nember of the . |$28.50. | > i oo AU A CERANIUM &I A i UTES RUMMAGING an extra Kick ou i Sty ord Seiter Carsier! Honry. Yuen st | _The Editor’s Gossip Shop «1( AIRS TO REST AFTER Y AT GERANIUM, 516 AFTER TIVE M)N;)TES ig A;RG“ (’, Saper relating to | Show girls who play in vaud o o s home o hees®t 18] With the coming of spring comes £ DISHES WASHED UP Wk v, MORE TIRED THAN M PANTRY REAPPEARS T0 ASK WHAT e peperge s B ety | connnedito tisinome byl i a wealth of ideas and situations <IT STILL M HAD HE BETTER USE TO WATER 1T ancisco to fly a At the request of its employ folilban: o sdupiadl dor a6y ot SHE ¥ ; S el he North Pole; & < 2 American no.smr; Co. will b | the 20 different series now in vogue c z 2 s y - ten-hour schedule Monday instead | {10/ G T AnESof oMo |of the former nine-hour schedule. | =g ™o 00" poa ™ oan the response S » 1 A e o O 06 fUationS (Trh'n n\fi:v:?‘:u“lm .;‘f:“l:‘:,v:?r,k'f” to the newer series, so splendid has things." s : ng RERtereo: se ks nali-fioliday Faturday af-|y,en the quality of contributions 'say ternoon. Women h n ears| . .11 Arc e | in that wou will note, this week, we e i e | e On The Weather | e mssorsomce in siering & |00 500 M0 00 00 N0 e Holmes' building will be moved | |shortly, as Dr. A. B. Johnson will | ture vosition in our editorial pro- gram shington, D, C., March 30— (add the office to his dental apart- . ; 3 : ¢ “,"il‘; '\J New England: |ments. Provision for the mrx,\mr 'We suggest you put on a alip of| audience, Women have tamed tf ement 1 O ettled fonight; rain in east por-|will be made by cutting a door from | Paper_the different features in the Legislatn ! ¥ it ger LojRnach | tto older in morthwest portion. |the city clerkig office into police | Fun Shop, add “jokes, bright say- Crulsing | o nenn coider in northern | commissioners-room and this wiil | !NE3 Of children, epigrams, short| A AR MoPS UP, DECIDES COCOR PITCHER. burlesques” — and then fill TS K LE V be the rtions. Fresh to northwest winds. | be used by the chief execu pr! riesq an v : ¢ WiLL POU! TER AND WONDERS M stern New York For distinctriess and .ss | the mailbox with your contribu-| 50, £ J nL ? UR BETTER AND ERS e ot ; ‘loudy tonight; T : ) the Jeffric ;| tons! * AN DO SIE.OF 6 o T ¥ THAT A NEWi SPOT ON CELING OR sace >artly }y tonight; Tuesday fair; |the plctures of the Jeffrics-Sharkey | tion8 | 1 LASS 0 Kol stalwarts; the Legislature °d N3% yn aff the ass chest | =% much change in temperature; |fight, which will be shown AN O tresh north and northwest winds. | Russwin Lyceum thjs c\ Conditions: A disturbance cen- |never been surpassed ey Frisco tral this morning ncar Nantucket, | were present at the exhibition g o Siaed Up b that trs . Mass. Is causing unsettied we Boston and seemed enjoy Mahler: “Gene's sport togs are Maybe it is better b ¥ |ana Paris r that route is much o ™1t rain or snow along the |vivid portrayal of the great fistic @ &cream k | g east or west be- | ooqt from Virginia to Maine. Snow |encounter as much as their escorts. Patek: “Say, the checks are #o { ties. was reported at Atlantic City and — i pronounced you could play cross e twed Siaa y 1 irba Y T rords on them.” k- | Washington, D. C. The disturbance COMMUNICATE words LET THE GIRLS DO | We may conquer “u ArC : o s oy e et et g Tyreas D v THE PHOPOSING | ing sport of the Pole and usi sure central o ake Superior - . t Professor P. W. | cagtes as a sfort cut from T produic leasant weather | Builder Seeking Information Con- A New Discase tral i The tem- cerning Plumbing Inspector, The baseball hit her on the head, | : % ¥ from New | Editor New Britain Herald It really was no joke, : a position | gy 011 never change the.clima v ork v 1t and as far| What can the undersigned do|Next day, in headlines, people read, 5 R L 4 ot v A SUDDIN D ;?»P A‘ll:u:- instead of | huma bi who in the n sout ] 1 occurred | th ing insp a Has an Athletic jok i : D 4 o L RIS SENED va\ N7 the interminable as far south as r A plumber to install plumbing not fabel Pitzke [ " ¢ : sneW from the Conditions f for this vicinity |according to the plumbing ordi Jietis, irrvepseitss A s 3 1o 'y fair _and | nances? fternal Feminine the New Engledd profe ave to go W - | siightly colder er, | o A BUILDER Mildred: “Do you girls inte manner of The Sporting Goods Counter 1 been con style of a tea pa be nothing 8 ggestion of Univereity of Maine, | ;... yet one thing is -cert son as wives, evidently