New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 26, 1925, Page 6

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Instrad ‘of | Harry Sinclair has fallen through— NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1925 of the present law wherever it was unpopular, The mistake should not be made twice, option in the matter of permitting motion pleture shows on sSunday has worked to the satisfac. [tion of all In this state. The la dates from 1819, and despite & veto by Governor Holcomb, it was passed by the Legislature over the veto, Cities which desire motion ple- tures on Sunday have them; cities which do not want them are exers cising thelr right to prevent them. he citles, the motion pletura in- terests, the public and the etate are The tion that exists in cities having Sun. is the such exhibis same Local well satisfled only dissatisfacs day motion picture shows minority which oppose tions on general principles. 1f these could have thelr way they probably would also wish to prevent radio amusement on Sunday; but hap- plly that is something entirely be- yond the mischievous control of any state or body of citizens within a state. AN OIL CONC FOR RECOG) Another ‘“negotiation” SION TION by former | tary of the Interior Fall and a concession of 15,000 square miles of rich ofl deposits in the northern of the fsland of Sakhalin, a Moscow court has | cancelled the American | company did not begin operations within a specified time. But as the | American prospecting expedition | was expelled from the island by the | Japanese, it is evident that the Sin- clair Interests had a poor chance of meeting its obligations. part which lower because he public 18 from the side- for all lds good | old- | | rebuilt to { a more flex: point about innovation is that it took until now for it to materialize. Because every- w olsé people enter and leave tha custom was | cars on the right, also adopted at the Center, where- as it was eclf-evident to all ebserv- ers that exit and entry on the left | at that point was the logical meth od. aengers improvement in handling pos- | as a long time coming, but | ¢ is very welcome. Now it some- | thing could he done about the one truck dinky cars the sifuation would b A BACKWARD ROAD PROGRAM was brought out at road | rday 1t a hearing in the Legislature ye tl had Leen authorized to construct 30 o state highway department miles of improved roads by previous Jegislatures which up to this time 1 not heen bullt an indication of lax in keeping up With the mands. The fact that past d favorably voted to sufficient | €0 public ¢ Legislatures h constr these roads is proof that the intention was to have de- them built without unnece: lay e cannot afford to permit the highway division to get too far in areas on its a orized construc- There can be no 1ogi- ‘When the Legisia- of a tion program. cal excuse for it. ture authorizes construction built without fal It is useless for road it should without delay. he Leglslatu to authorize roads th not built, and it is time that more were adopted in this matter and less interminable | 1at are business-like methods of conversation and discussion, The state needs the reads already authorized and others to be 4 by this Legislature—and the ithorize there is no reason to wait ur to sce them con-| | pubtic AVOIDING THE SAME MISTARE TWICE il in the Legislat o permit professional s cies of local ra epe \diciary commit- prin- era ton et to sceks i referring t which Sunday prese law prevented th e el Sun- How day sports in cities where destred A eentiment simply d sooner is known to all obser that is contrary o law oes not f the and eover this fact the sooner unen forced and unenforceabls «i WS not be passed ndition and not a theory It is & oo . Governor that confront awmakers. Trumbul} is believed sufficiently en- lightened as to the 1o sporte bill once it p the practicalities of matler sign the Sunday Leg yasses th Jature. ‘Govérnor Templeton did not | 1o escort enlightenment have Ench and the result was w dismal faliure practica [ this didn’t work. The Japanese also | | want to exploit the oil resources of | | government. | | cow. United 8 | governme! | the concessions. More be imagined. | recognizes | considerations of cr: | The Japane: 1 time never will | necticut sports. | | auee law-makers dis- | It appears that one of the ob- ts of the Russian government inl making the concession was to have the American interests work for American recognition of Russia, but | the island and the Moscow govern- | ment had promised a concession to | Japanese which overlapped that the Amerlcans. The Japanese, on the strength of these eonces sions, had recognized the Russian th of knows, southern hodplitality is of a kind that is the last word in a good and comfortable time. The Con- nectleut Legislature appropriated $1,000 to defray the expenses of & committee of veterans to take the flag to Loulslana, others will ac- company the boys in blue and a mighty good time will be had by all when they reach the lair of the tiger, “YAL" SMITH RETAINS HIS TECHNIQUE Governor Smith of New York has been having his customary warfare with a Republican legislature and is coming out on top of the heap in rather impressive fashion. The gov- ernor's fdeas upon economics are sound enough to alienate enough Republicans from the influence of the state machine to permit him to attain success in his ventures of 1925; which also leads to the sup- position that had he been nomi- nated Democrats and be- come President of the Uniteq States he would have become an unusually capable by the chief executive, The governor's chief efforts this year have been an attempt to bring a per cent income taxes — about ] in reduction ow York be- | ing one of the states where citizens | are “blessed” with a state {ncome tax in addition to the one enacted by the federal government —— and | the appropriation of $300,000,000 by the state for the elimination of railroad grade crossings. Both plans give every promise of getting through the legislature, and in the form of constitutional amend- ments will be voted upon at a re- ferendum. There is no doubt of pub- state lic sentiment and that the vote at the polls will be favorable. While the governor of New York economic re- forms, commanding the admiration | and tacit consent of Republicans, | Mayor Hylan of New York contin-| ues to suffer a depreciation of po- ltical reputation, according to the New York press. There is a marked difference between the tactics of | these two prominent Democrats — Smith the affable, painstaking and is achleving worthy 1t is possible that had lkewise | the American government recognition the Sinclair have been | tendered concessions would not cancelled, Thus we find rich oil deposits | Tield as bait for recognition of Mos- | Tokio recognized the soviet and Japan gets the concessions; the tates didn't recognize the nt and the Americans lose material con- upon diplo- arcely siderations impinged matic maneuvering could \When the American government Russia — if it ever does — it won't be in pursuance to such | ass materialism. | se have the right to ex- ofl resources on the to ploit the vast island, and reco.gnhfd Russia put the United idealistic in this advantage; States follows the more method of basing its foreign-pol The time may come ced that ofl, but the come when we can | r without prin- o upon principle. when we will 1 survive and prospe ciple. ST PR NUTMEG YANKEES AND THE OLD FOE | The 10th Louisiana Tigers Wwe re foes worthy of any opposing regi- ment's steel. They got their name from the way they fought. Once— ¢ Cold Harbor — their battleflag 4 atter man been killed. The | regiment carried flag trom the ! every was capt defending it had 12th Connecticut the bullet-ridden d. This flag has heen one of the cherished possessions of the Con- Grand Army of the Re- Grizzied veterans, whenever would 160k upon what it | ¢ met, i ffering and achieve- symbolized in su ment and then retell the story of the famous victory that brought it But shades of the Indomitable General Grant, broad human- efficiency of General Lee and dash- ing Stonew ackson — the Con- v is cees have mo desire | symbol of a lost cause | any to keep friends it to the great out- will return but owners Wwith a nger, former neg of gool rs will and friend- have changed their | p. Sixty public questions — N attitude upen rs are bed | the Tigers and tF i | [ to sleep the same willing | and talk of the bygone their min horrora of the Civil that had 4s and in- | war as frolic to be to élarify | mutual erstandi The Louisiana Tigers pay a | | pandsome consideratign for turn old battieflag. eword of Col. Ledyard Colburn ef captured by the south- it 1 of of th Connecticut, orners as they uphe a furious engagement, turned to Connecticut { The been N It will be a great day wh ir en be for the flag. n will ree sword has reposing w Orleans museum the | vets of our most sanguinary con- 1 mmer Louisiana this § tattered and and go to battie- Confederate flag | egoistic and blatant. Hylan In New | Smith at Albany faces on the other | ing of evolution in schools support- | pay over a p¢ | partment | spot get the rusty sword As evoryone diplomatic; Hylan the dogmafic, | York City has the same kind of po- litical machine at his back which side. | profitabie to work for it than to EVOLUTION BURIED IN TENNESSEE | Down in sunny Tennessee, one of | the garden spots off Dixie, a law | has been passed and signed by the governor which prohibits the teach- i ed by the state, Iundamentalists | consequantly are quite elated, while | those of the Modernist school think | a species of “bootleg evolution” | will erop up and gain quite as many adherents as would otherwise be the case. We doubt, there will be 3 deleted scientific volumes, encyclo- | pedias or books of knowledge gen- | erally issued for use in Tennessee, An investigation of several months has brought forth the conviction | that evolution is more than merely mentioned in virtually every refer- ence book published. Although evo- Jution may not in future be taught in the public schools and state-sup- ported institutions of learning in Tennessee, the printed word will gain access as before, there probably will be very many more nd curious people read- whether y special text books, however, and inquisitive a ing about evolution in the future than have done so in the past, and just because there is a law about it. The holding of tha motorman | who operated the runaway car| which hurtled to the sidewalk cently and the freeing of the conduc- s in line with logic. Theoreti- | re- tor, in cally, ductor of a car or & | chief in command, vet| the train is he motorman or enginegr 18 has charge of the trot- | lookout an tle. 1f there is undue speed at| | Jangerous points, or if cautiop eig- nals are passcd, it is the motorman or the engineer who is to blame, not | of for of Patroman J. 1 the will have to ation 5,089.85 James E city kelly iod o satisfied to | sum that the city is W pay hts deat) fischarge of the family of a man who met| th his boots on while his duty Paris-Vienna Express Is Wrecked But None Killed By ¥ The Asso ; Paris, Mar 2 Pari Vienna express, eastbound, jumped b ack today near Provins, De- of Seine-et-Marne, 50 miles from Paris, where two ralls had been removed from the road- bed. The police declare had evidently been done Ly experts. ere was no loss of life, although e entire train, which was rushing along at full apeed, was deralled. A p ravine was just ahead of the al which the rails were torn —The up. This wreck, coming on top of the wrecking of the Paris-Bordeaux ex- from c as yet with 1} five lives and the injury to 50 persona, the removal | weeks, is @ | {showers. s stirred rallroad and official cir- cles. | slowly eastwar. Factsand Fancies UY HUBERT QUILLEN Man's three ages: 1 will be; I am; 1 wish 1 had been. Also, the proof of a ‘“‘wave of prosperity” is in the eating, “What," began Abel, letter word beginning: Cain did it a seven And then A man isn't really old until he begins to enjoy talking about his gall sac, Shoes cost about Lh village, but you save on shines. same in a Ancient aaying: “And mustn't ever kiss one until you are married.” ? | | Hush money is the kind:a hus- band forks over for a new coat, Another good way to keep nasty literature from the children is to stop buying it. There were “sophisticates” even in the old days, but they were | called smark Alecks, Forgiving spirit: The indlfference vou feel when the man wronged is no kin of yours. Very probably the world's hap- plest people don't even know how to spell ‘psychology.” An experienced husband is one who can square himself without an investment in millinery. | One advantage the *lucky stiff” has is the notion that it is more whine for it. How can the poor man tell whether that taste in the bride's Dbiscuits 1s potsom or inexperience? | Modern children should be more | patient. Parents aren't a bad lot | after you learn to handle them. Every man should carry enough life insurance to enable his widow to retain a good criminal lawyer. Statues scattered about America indicate that more than one sculp- | When I see lingerle displayed i When T look at the hats they wear, | T've thought the situation o'er; {To truthfulness I'd be remiss | Dia I deny the force of this, Ofe (Recently we published “Con. tentment,” or “I'm Glad T Am & Man,” and Oh! How the women folks responded! ‘We maintained an. open forum, and we gave the women the floor, Miss Marion Harriman writing an able answer in “I'm Glad I Am & Woman,” And how the men folks responded! Mr. Baxter is willing to eall it “qhits,” as is Miss Harriman. To- ay we publish his bid for tomorrow Miss Harriman which we will append our own un. prejudiced judgment! — Editor). P e Contentment Whenever T see women meet And kiss each other on the street, T'm glad Isam a man, Those goorgette things in shade, With lace medallions overlaid, I'm glad T am a man! When T see women powder up, Or kiss a homely poodle pup. I'm glad T am a man. A doodad here, a stick-up there, In combinations wild and rare, T'm glad I am a man! When on the street 1 see them crawl In shoes two sizes much too small, I'm glad I am a man, ‘When I'note all they have to show, (Displayed, or hinted at, you know), Tn order to attract a beau, I'm glad 1 am a man! _ o v oee e The Flag of Truce By Willlam M. Baxter T wrote some verse not long ago To let the population knotw TI'm glad I am a man. Whew! How some women lost thelr goat! Six hundred of them to me wrote; 1, folks, I'd like to have you note Tm glad T am a man! The way those girls went after me Was good for sore eyes; yet, by gee! T'm glad T am a man. Miss Harriman gave whacks, Her pungent pen no vigor lacks, So 1 eay: “Let’s inter thé axe. 1 cannot fight with women. me some | This world would be an awful bore | If it were not for women. That girls are mighty nice to kiss! I'm glad that there are women! tor has been guilty of “malicious | mischiet.” Civilization is a slow procese. Think how many years it {ook to Progress from savagery to poison gas, Correct this sentence: “I'll have to quit this business,” said the bootiegger; “the judge soaked me fty dollars.” (Protected hy Associated Editors, Inc.) CURZON AT REST Remains of Late Marquis Are In- terned in Family Vault l'ndl.'!'-’ neath Ol Kedleston Church. Derby, England, March 26.—The remains of Marquis Curzon of Kedleston were laid to rest today in the family vault beneath. the old Kedleston church, which adjoins Kedleston Hall, the Curzon ances- tral home. Marchioness Lady Alexandria Curzon, and Lady Cynthla Mosley, daughter of the Marquis, were the principal mourners, but a special | train brought many distinguished persons from London, These with workers from the Curzon cstate, vil- lagers and people from nearby towns, assembled in the park of Kedieston hall to join in the final tribute to the statesman. The Archbishop of York, assisted by the Bishop of Southwell, officiat- | ed during the first part of the serv- jce in the marble hall of Kedleston, where the coffin remained through- out the night. Workers from the estate carried th casket to the church the final service, after which it lowered into Its rest- ing place e valut for wa Ozservaifons On The Weather Washington, March 26 for southern New England: Friday | Dumbell, Forecast Partly | Hard 10 Convince | Maxine: “On, Hareld, do you really love me?” Harold: "“Love you? What do you think I've been doing — setting-up exercises?"” Paving the Way! Dunean: ““What gives you the idea that your wife is figuring on a new Easter outfit?” Clark: “She kept two appoint- ments with me, without being| late!” —Rufe O'Leary. No man ever has as good a time away from home as his wife imag- ines he has, Me-ows from the Campus Cat The following from Carrié, the Campus Cat, came in yesterday's mail: | “1 am up at Ward-Belmont, visit-, ing a college friend, Betty, '26, a lovely girl, and ®o lr\necenfl A voung Georgia sophomiore, David | came with his car the other night to take her out to & dance, but Betty eouldn’t go be- cause it was her room-mate's turn| to wear their dress ‘Well, the next evening he took her out for a drive . . . Me, téo, in the back seat! | “At first she called him ‘Mister) Dumbell,’ and all he could talk | them,” | games, Fon, it fears the dog-wood's bark. The cow-bird & draught is sipping From the tigér-lly's cup And the birds and the beasts and the blossoms Are certainly all mixed-up! ~~Betty Isenbers, The Editor's Gossip Shop ‘While we are not anxious to add any more features than we already have, s0 many have suggested -- because of the appeal of Meows from the Campus Cat ~— we got someone on the job of reporting conversations overheard in wom- en's rest rooms, and reporting what traveling salesmen have to say on the Pullmans, that, sooner or later, these serles will come, Meanwhile, take your trusty pens and give heod to old Doc Baldpate, his arch conspirator, Doc Traprock, Kid Boots, Wally the Mystie, Tricky Triolets, Cross Word Lim- ericks, jokes, bright sayings of chil- dren, short prose burlesques, and other regular counters and depart- ments which are’ always alert for customers! All Serene Hughes: “So you approve crossword puzzles?’ Hoover: “Sure. My wife has to keep quiet while she's working on of —~Bleanor Ornstine. Starting the Season | Scoville: “Look here, young man, | how is it you won't help your | mother with the spring houseclean- ing?" Harold: “Have a heart, dad. It's| apt to make me straln my pitehing arm.” —Mrs, Abe, Yulee, Answers to Yesterday's Oross Word Limericks ) 1. Sweet; 2. Attack; 3. ‘Watched; §, Down. 1.' Rieh; 2. Day; Wed; 5. Love. (Copyright, 1935, Reproduction Forbidden). 25 Years Ago Today Prom Paper of That Date TRl 3. Beau; 4. (From Paper of That Date) Two teams from the Corbin Cab- net Lock Co. engaged in a rifle contest at the Arch street shooting | gallery, Captain Johnson's team | winning. The scores were as fol- lows: Johnson's team: H, Johnson, | 205, W. Nichols 185, C. Carlson 136, A. Tonrose 92, M. Johnson 60; | Lundgren's team: F. Lundgren 149, | Gus Johnson 90, A. Elmgren 63, J Larson §7, C. Anderson 37. John Skritulsky’'s horse ran away on Beaver street at 7:30 o'clock | this morning and was captured at 8 o'clock on the Farmington road. | The pictures of the Jeffries- Sharkey fight, which will be shown | at the Ruséwin Lyceum Friday and | Saturday evenings, are rald to be | not only ' the best pictures ever taken of a fight, but also the clear- est of any subject yet reproduced | by the blograph. | A number of employees of the | American Hosiery Co. have signed | a petition asking for a change in | working hours to allow them a half } holiday on Saturday aftérnoons. Young, Nash and Richards will | represent the junior class in the an- ! nual senlor-junfor debate at the high school. The senior contestants have not yet been chosen. The .Winthrop Whist club met tast evening with Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Johnson of Winthrop street, The | first prizes were won by Dr. Stur- | gis and Mrs. BEdward Griswold, and | the second prizes went to L. 8. Burr and Mrs. J. B. Weiant. Co. E avenged itself on Co. T at| indoor baseball last night by taking 4 one-sided game, 38-10. Faulkner's pitching had lost its effectiveness and finally Captain Griswold went | into the box himself, but it was too Jate. Beach hurled a steady game for the winners. The series now stands one all. It will run for five and then an all-star team will be chosen to play ome of the Hartford nines. | i | | Hello! Hello! about was the ear. Me sald it had a very low gas consumption, and Retty said, ‘T heard it cough and | didn't think 1t was as serious as| that’ Then David acted more hu-: man and asked Betty how she was getting on in her studies, and ahe | sald she wasn't getting on . just | by. The Loy was warming up now “How fast is the car going?" asked Betty. “Why, we're only mak- |ing 20 miles an hour,” replied David. “T suppose it only seeme {hat way in comparison with you!" said Betty, snappily. Suddenly the car stopped. “The engine is stalled. T don’'t know what to 4o, muttered D d. “Then T am the first girl you ever took motoring?” flashed Betty. “Bhe's an innocent girl, dear Eai- | tor, she certainly is . . . Me-ow me-ow.’ cioudy and warmer tonight increasing cloudiness and Colder in nor! tion. South and southwest winds becoming fresh Forecast for eastern Increasing clondiness tonight; warmer in central and south per- tions; Friday showers, colder in north and west portiens; fresh yuth and southwest w Conditions: A iong trough 6f low pre extending from Texas northeastward to Minnesota is causing unsettled showery weather between the Rocky Mountains and the Mississippi river. Pleasant weather from the Mississippi eastward to the coast. The tem- perature is rising from Michigan eastward to New England and fol- lowing from Michigan westward to Montana. It is now above normal in the central and eastern districts. The western disturbances will move robably we por-y New York: ! river | | Barnyard Hits 1 The Fox and the Rooster The wily fex stood under the tree Where the rooster perched on high, And in accents mild he said, he, “Come hither, comé closer, come night. Come down, roam By valley and mountain and lake, For I have a brush and you have a comb; What & Dbeautiful make!” But the wise old bird stuck close to his spot the fox had comb had not —David Lowe. 11 sald O roester, and we will pair we'd For teeth, but his here on Friday Conditions favor falr weather with followes afternodn or night. for this vicinity moderate tem- perature by unseitied weather, and probably reach | A Spring Nocturne | The pussy-willows are calling To the milk-weed. through the dark, | And the catnlp is calerwauling | THS TELLOW BARKS A SHORT GRUTT HELLO ON THE THEOREY THAT SHORT- NESS AND GRUFPNESS INDICATE A SNAPPY BUGINDSS PERSONALITY THIS MAN NEVER VARIS. K6 SMEE SPEAKING, OF THE PRICELESS ICELESS YCE-CHEST CO." (WMICH SOUNDS A BIT TLAT WHEN TS JUST HIS WIPE RE MINDING HIM TO BRING HOME ORANGES ) How Do You Answer? N.w BRITAIN * HERY FBLRE \WE HEAT 1FOLK [ WAR ANYONE is in a sorry predicament if he has no friends. Society and business alike are based on friendship. A dozen times a day, you extend the open hand—the mark of friendship. A hundred times a week, you see world-famous trade marks—the ! commercial sign of friendship and fair dealing. The Heat Folks are the friendship sign for coal. And since they keep their friends warm, they keep warm friends, as well as make them, Call the for good, clean coal The Citizens Coal Co. Yard and Main Office 24 Dwight Court. Tel. 2798, Berlin Yard opp. Berlin station Tel. 26758, +Uptown Qffice 104 Arch 8¢, Waste Hours vs. Selling Hours HOW much time does a salesman spend in actually interviewing prospects? For every half-hour of real selling talk, a good many hours are spent in getting to a buyer's office and waiting to see him. 1t is a salesman's unproductive titme which raises selling costs. In Connecticut, within reach of the telephone on your desk: are 247,000 other telephones. Many of them lead straight to the buyers of millions of dollars’ werth of goods. A-B and Station-to-Station Toll calls are rapid, inexpensive, and efficient. Your Exchsnge Managu will explain their advantages to you, will- ingly. One of the functions of our Commercial Service Department is to assist in the formation of Telephone Sales Plans. Itis-always at your disposal. Expenditure of time and money is reduced to the minimum when you make your journeys over the telephone wires. 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