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e e New Britain Herald‘ MERALD PU SHING COMPANY o Tasue L At He b 1 Dally (Sunday Excepted) ald Blog., 67 ¢ BUBS( 98,00 & Yea IPTION RA Ente TELEPH Tooms Member of the Awsocinted Pre ereditod i v news | Member Audit Bureau of Circulation COMMON COUNCIT A CLAIMS AND COMMISSION from whence an idea worth considering may sprir & fact that this one happened to originate througl these co 1 of P value, claim system of forc- nsel virtually to try his case e the Common Counc the city in ng it diffic its for ntain rights. Tt commission ently is m its grasp t cnt system Hall e oppe through Senator I and collcagues now have t ty to give ful consideration of the mer \s commission sted by the along the Common be TORNADO WEST T A PEARFUT IN THI reading o where a tails of what in history as western s The aoutl diana CHANGING THE LAW ON TRANSPORTATION R tween any points in the state, thus|constructed in submersibles, per- the V the latest model, of which only feving the company, according to |haps with the exception of » digpatches, of the alleged neces confining betwoeen type, been X submarines sity of iself one has so far finished, and the new English X type of cruised from Panama up the Paclfic “Black"” fleet the present terminals of the the it be Chapter public acts Our S type 1, the effect of which would coast in search of the in the When 1 they thepassage the L anged by of the pres- it bill hefore islature , is war game in Pacific 5 follows the “cneniy” vessels were lo- it were Lusy attempting to a destroyers “Any strect rallway cowpany | Jannihilate the 10t | | Deet. 1 own anl operate fending ng upon a carrylng pas may acquiv motor vehicles runn and lipa, ite and alrplancs wer wing quite & termind or a regular stipu | spirited time It the isibly penetrating the lines of per capita (k" fleet, they struck from | which sha he rear, driving the “enemy” bate tleships and the The d destroyers toward stroyers, which had thrown down a smoke fuddle sereen to b ommissi in t vith respec tho submarines on the land e themselyes the found useless in 10 orting attack \Wing from trans property submersibles went the by i ilway cars. without them is said that the Tave Son 0y haNe according to the um- ithout obtaini submari s used legitimate- World War ‘ a powerful weapon o that it upossible to harbor adequately protect- by submarines. They are being | clopeld g | present day are much more 1 occasion to pass tly, and those of the nor to fnterpret this Hill Dby power- r than those War, st types, swift World and in use V-1, Ports- egislature, he declared, is an i gy e (he Our 11 left to clarify the point, To t present 1aw | qo or our | N. H in to months, The British have ¢ ed long, hest of his did not company upon t mouth, Jannary for & half nstruct- owledge, he added, he Criline last four and a know of the Conneeticut lines bhetween had n trolleys, establishing bus any 3,000-ton submarine, 350 he X ned a feet ts h the comp: d it Kiown as t type, which Iready served with is said a surfac 1'rom t would appear thatig,.q knots. Such speed 1t bill before the T.egis- effect line only a the a vesscl It would in Presages an expan- il a time when matter United States of the same specd and bigness Du the most throughout ut it wou will have submarines t in such expansion upon equal ndependent bus own war destroyers were prises wou P officials o s ente pote of submarine to com fore { wadays subr are quits S| perts have blan- |, for regulation. [ f th st as destroyers. rolley comy SO RS say such submersibles already are ¥ ction like destroyers on the sur- tate . We function submar would favor surfaée 1o not know expectation will ma- | rmission but the falize, ce of rec tends to reached developm American submersible construction Indicate that ve a wond stage D ring nist am the ohje Not all rbors 1 publi ing that smack n - against sportation service er came icetion of the Mines are andl the bar- er it 18 provided | o " oo ines was sUung o wctor in depredations But ting a ha the war t comes to prote i a sort of peram- but bor. a submarine - and not one, a8 well as oxs {ransporta Jxperts Jisposal of people n every ¢ sery and 1 complete de- And > strength on shore in if there is tend with PEDESTRIANS AND ALTOMOBILES ay may not br Britain on stre tly request y Hoove s evidently s of harassed pedes- cross As he wist to by when sted ynference al has adopted Jestrians the rig works this way 1o cross hig ilar crossi need and, thus polic SUBMARINES STRENGTH \D OUR : NAVAT (gled up under It. As a result, when | waiting at a crossing they don't take | although | |than take a chance of gotting Iun-‘ {of | lems. I'tional | tyranny. harbor, unreason- | but when ing a strect: at pedestrians presont most they sce an au- tomobile appronching excrolse com- mendable caution and prefer o walt until the machine passes rather many autoists see a pedestrian his doesire to they willing to slow cross very seriously e Spivit of the Times By C. Harold Shefficld Said Rufus L. Capers, “I see by the papers That Martin MacNicholl ried again, The old fool, bless Katie! Must be almost eighty; ought to be put in house or Pen." be down sufficientiy to would perfectly permit the if they pedestrian to get across has mar- were sure he intended to attempt it before the automobile 1t of custom, | He the Bug- | | reyched the corner, { is entirely a matter ‘1 Adoption of a system of holding up ! the hand before attempting to cross | wppirce wives he has burfed Since first ho was married; [ 11c's done for his country enough I should say: Instead of He should o pick lay an outlying treet appears to have least, the experts who met in much 1o commend it; at august trafic a wedding Washington, who went into the sub: Y i have been heading out a place where they'll him aw t from every standpoint, came to this conclusion and considered it as a reasonable method for the g one While all those related Quite soundly berated 0ld Martin for having annexed new wife, | 7 paid him a visit FactsandFanCieS | And asked him: “Why is it? | It's rather surprising at your time | BY RO EN most pressing traffic prob- a of life.” ail I: “Man, beshrew it! Just why did you do it? It's none of my business, it you will.” Sald he: “Well, Old Matey, Although T am eighty, | I'm still young enough to be hunt- ing a thrill.” most laws, how- | in The eve 5 but tell, T, are law might be constitu- yet be idiotic. Still, a 0 to fame Page 1. hardest lap on is that from journey | Page 7 to Clothes to Buy Friend: “I thought poets were American reaction to law: Howl- | wild about spring — you don't seem ing about it; accepting it; forget-|to be overjoyed at its approach, do ting it | you?” ' Poet No — I've got a wife,” hook-keeper gets for —Judith, 1 service is bent. Abont all a faith per The Outgo Vera: “Why do you let Bob come distant | to see you twice a week and Ralph | only ‘once 2" | Nina: “Bob's | much as Ralph's | fer shabby | some Ve clothes always live v rich men who in town lary is twice as from the shop! | author, desiring to im-| I press the editor with the fdea of | his own importance, pinned this {note to some poems he “Dirt? A young submitted | ance as 1 have | becomes more human - s ? the v | way. Once girls pinched cheeks to get that glow. = “Remove irons — insert poetry Freedom reward is rec a st ynei Me-ows from the Campus Cat the campus cat, dropped ! vesterday, looking forlorn. | 1t's the younger generation,” she exclaimed. “They are so sophisti- | I'cated, particnlarly about men i1 just from Smith college. there have no a fruit jar a drink- f youth, no illusions . . . and as for | mentt | = | I spent last night on the divan | s compe The | of my friend Ruth. Ruth is a senior, CWEr bt as f s men go she might be {the oldest living graduate . . . mi ow! ... 8he was talking to Margie, | v dumpy little blonde who wasn't around when chins were given out. worth while to snub anybody. | Ruth is all to the rotogravure and ehe handed her girl friend! me-ow . . . . were talking about ma riage. ‘The man I marry,’ said Mar- [3 ust be willing to make some sacrifice.’ | | cHe surely muat’ Ruth “Margie ked thoughtful. ‘T | hear you broke off with Paul. What sort of a fellow did you find him to he?" ik se ki of Carrie, Deser He of man who answers advertise nd its to free sample b The girls ° coms k Nothir conld ing cup. less than an amendment have 1 Poverty 1 sations. v rooms, the can entertain, where eve plac ry- | everybody s0 villag nows we — | what year are few and cach o moves, r people nzollern, | " | | | i ' answercd Ruth, ‘he's one 1 — oh, vou know. The | does is & dummy uv:‘ | of 11 best thing bridge.’ must 5 strick ten Marg sleep. went after dear; you Faid my heauty M said down e Was 8 much you | ‘Get as you can needed it mee-ow . as Mee-ovw The Virst tle Maym had of when 1 how she liked it Now Mayme, may it be was extremely lively daily spanking pretty good,” an- teacher every Hundred Days Bo four attended first ool she er, years four was her ks sc 1 said always 1 almost birthday Frances Wehnes. Why Not? ard: “Mrs. Parker is 35 it ANTI-RADICAL TAW M 19.—Th 1 the T rtheless Vditor's Gossip Shop months, unan- truly de- Visiting dif- own, Observations nesdiand unknon s On The Weather L a caring things Ibake {ups were ‘| Johnson enjoyed some i“"" and the power station in T agreed. | The jon the resolution that the pen is| the longest nam flooenza microbe, The werst name for a boy s Prancis because wen he grows up peeple will think its a ladys name and write Miss Francis on his let- ters, but its all rite wile he's still a kid because the other fellows call him Skinny or Fats or Shrimpy de- pending on his generel shape, , sutch as the in- Our only objection to the coming of spring iIs the revival of outdoor classic dancing, First and Last Henry: “Are they socloty peo- ple?” Bradferd: 5. Whenever any- thing new gomes out, they are al- ways the first to get it and the last to pay for it.” —Lauren S. Hamllton, Tongue-Twister Poems Counter The Knell of Nellie McHale was a swell, Odell; cllie O'Neal of Odell. On a stroll with McHale, Near a well in the dale, Nell stepped on a nail, (on the stroll in the vale.) When McHale heard Nell yell The fool fell in‘the well, Poor Nellle O'Neal, the Odell, With a nail in her heel, had to wall, “Aln't it—!" —Leona Dooley. (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction JForbidden.) Phllip in While was the belle swell of 25 Vears Ago ;'oday From Paper of That Date . A bold case of pilfering occurred on Main street today when a gang of small boys ratded Herman Baehr's wagon while it was standing in front of Crean's hlock. They selzed a quantity of cakes and ran down behind the buildings. Al- though they were small, they robbed the wagon like professionais. The monument in Central park is now completed except for the plac- | ing of lamps on the posts ahout it. The dedication exercises will prob- ably take place in May Company 1 defeated Company E at indoor baseball in the armory | last evening, swamping their oppon- ents by a score of 43-19. The line- as follow ny 1— Laverty, Faulkner, Moran, R. Blon MeNamara, Griswold, Lutz, Reck- nagel, Wetherill. Company E—Ka- gre, Beach, Weber, Saunders, Kin- derlin, Eades, Mix, Anderson, Hoff- | man. Lieutenant Mycroft and Pri- ate Burns umpircd. | Dr. and Mrs. A, B. Jolnson arriv- | ¢d home this afternoon from the | south. They have heen absent the | greater part of a month, spending most of their time in Alabama, Dr. | e shooting and materially reduced the number of quail in that scction. The storeroom on the third floor of the grammar chool is heing con- verted into a recitation room. | Some of the residents of Plainville | are anxious to have the trolley line from that town to Farmington re- opencd, hut there fs little prospeet | of this being done @ustave Schimpff, sent by Emper- or William 1T of Germany, has been | inspecting the third rail line in this | in. | Mrs, Herman Schmarr Fast | Main street is heing treated for blood noisoning, caused by a knife wound | which she received in the hand Young Men's Catholic insti- tute will hold a debate this evening | 13 of mightier than the sword. The af- firmative will be upheld by Joseph G. Woods, John Price and James Flannagan, while the negative dis- putants will be Henry Martin, G. | Lappan and A. Williard, CAUGHT IN FOLDING BED: DIES New York, March 18.- King. Morristown sufocated when she a folding hed, which Miss l"«'{!’i\ N, J s trapped in up on | was closed her when she lay down to take a|0'Rrien; agdress, W. J. Kerin of the A hoarder found the {school hoard: pis nap yesterday. body, fully clothed hed in the Many tra established in le schools are now | Drazil. TR R MASS MEETING OF Patriotic Exercises fo Be Heldla‘- ing of students of th schools, auditorium of the High school on March 24, lcompleted. |been director of A M sible for meeting will be presented to those who were | i . 1 will 57 ontlined courage will | has been manifested by the students | {and m the ment weather which has made lcoming at |planned to have a list of these pre. | court and fincd $2 pi |may be publiely commanded [and [heen invited | foremen of the |in contact with the students da | Overture, | Mr. Richards, a stuc ftral cor | | Eric Johnson, students of the Elihn | "NEW BRITAIN What is home without the Feat Folks Pl Home, sweet home is home, warm home, where the Heat Folks have the run of the fire. If you have these happy youngsters in your coal bin there is no need of hanging up “There’s no place like home”—for you'll know it just as soon as you step inside. They keep the household warm and cave-free. They save frequent trips to the cellar and numerous fire-building jobs. You can trust them to keep the fires going no matter how late vou're out. So adopt these Heat Folks and put more joy in your life. ¥ Call the WEAYFOURS. for goed, The Citizens Coal Co. Beelin Yard opp._Berlin_ station Tel. 2673-3. clean coal vard and Main Office 24 Dwight Court. Tel. 2308, Uptown Office 104 Arch St. Tel. 3261 14538388083808280 | Burrite evening school; community Isinging of familiar songs, directed {by 1. H. Andr principal of th | Washington evening school; addres: Robert C. Deming, state director o Americanization; presentation of cit [izenship certificates, by either Judgd Alling Clerk Emil Danberg; “An the Beautiful” entirs EVENING SCHOOLY or ring. hose who will e certificates o herg Dobek, I gelbretsen, Joseph nk Joseph Merkle, Joseph Roth Julius Bienchi, Bolislaw Kosinski Joseph Kaminski, Frederick Kampl “{lconas Bibokaitis, Hjalmar Johar | Nyauist, ©rank Grabois, John il | kowski, Joseph Vellonlo, Guiseppe Vailla, Louis Pagani, Peter Nicola nolous, I'rancesco Genevese, And tonio DeNunzio, Guiseppe Sinatri The Industrial council of the Y M. COA 'nt the new citi zens with engraved cards, signifyin th been admitted to ci ¢ recipients o as follows: Au Catherine Brull f Albert En Krechevsky Next Tuesday Night Arrangenients for the mass mect three evening held in the Central Junior Tuesday evening o'clock, have been program which has includes short v Robert C. Deming, state anization, William the school boa anil yor A. M. P'nonessa, if it is pos- him to attend., At this| certificates of citizenship | which will be 8 A Kerin of Imitted at the recent session of the | S, naturalization court. Ja | O'Rrien, director of the schools, | preside will introduce the | akers ! The 7 FIGHT RADIO ORDINANC! Ventnor City Protest Inspection o Acrials s Mlegal City, March 19.- thor Cityare up in arm passed ordinanc " I providing that all adio aeria {must e upon by the cify clectrician receives a $2 i and Atlantic \ r Resi of 1 'l udents return when the umed in the fall is ien, meeting. e Iy is to that sessions are Much inte - they | inst a recently ome passed who e Tinve 1alssod onlyinifewilot | inteachicasc sessions, despite the fnele. | Al 1o their | s0cction and pay the It s |ordinance, can be who fai lergo the fee, under summoned each day unt] S times difficult. ed for the mecting so that they law is obeyed, Iriends | A group of the im 1 indigna ! Iaw is lllegal, de they wi v it to the high the They point onf |as an objectionalle feature of th ordinanes that the city eleetricia High | pockets the fees, none of which go cntir cs the students have [ who ¢ attend as have the factories who com: | relatives of | to | clare car (courts of state The program will he as follows Central Junior “America,"” Jar hool orchiestra athering: remarks |to the city. purpase of the law to accord to reduce hazs ordinance. is no accordion solo, | nt of the (¢ violin and ac- Swenson | THE hool; Gui vening 7 fon duct HERALD CLASSIFIED A BRING GOOD RESULTS The Family Album and | 1‘ Papa Swears Off. | | 1| | | co-educa- | the girls them- | vspapers and | hasis 1ps has peen it i Shop, thanks to suggested by Ruth sents today, for week here- npus Cat, outside of cir schools ings g real catty, | Campus Cat ave a name v wat to call it 1 if you ing at mean, store to do s t 3 cents at it, mak- Wen you go me I you dont best t) ki u MILDRED THE FIVE LETER. D TOR'ARCADE' SHE'S RSKING LT 13 L'O-G'1-A - 'S ITALAN i | your name | By GLUYAS WILLIAMS 'gxufi‘:as STARTS EDITORIAL, LISTENING ONE EPR T DEBATC BETWEEN WIL FRED AND MOTHER WHAT 'ATRICAN ANTELOPE'IN FIVE LETTERS & —u L SAYS OF COURSE THERE'S SUCH A WORD , HE CAN PROVE IT BY £ DICTIONARY EXCLAIMS NOW WHO'S RIGHT EH? HERE IT 15 ‘LOGGIA, OPEN-SIDED GALLERY OR ARCADE ' - ONLY THING 15115 SPELLED WITH TWO ‘G5 | SAYS NONSENSE OF COURSE SHE SNT STUCK FINDS 7' BEDTIME, FOLDS PAPER UP, AND REMARKS YoU WOULD N'T VERTICALS ~ CATTH HiM PRITTERING AwAY AN HE NEEDS NING ON THOSE THIN, v © McClure Newspaper Syndicate