New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 16, 1925, Page 6

| the | panies, now fully probabilities that New Britain Herald MERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY v Tasued Dally (Sund; to be among the At Heald Bldg, § chises in varlous par SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Yen = There probably will tion so long as the ishment of ed 10 s Butered a Second Cluse \ TELEPH THAT N SR (4111 The on! Sk in tha press ¢ e Member of the Ass ¥ Associuted Press, n o The 1 x . sliFnews i aut ¢ w » Audit Bureau of Mel says that contr Member Cireulation, the et nd I to arrive at t on. Senator ¢ ont M b in pointing ry admi INVESTING FOR THI MONEY SCHOOLS n the ntrary to v retary mer valuations r companies T hatred Couzens th exil an each cefu (4 M & sec ments is cution was started 1 i Superi cler th that other build for, the F taxed to capacity outlook coin tions do n: continues < of sufficient mo PANDING LY THE RIGHTS COMPANIES would b Public for p anywhere in reported bil bill would r DECLINE 01 AND WE in tr of priviles privileg compani lishment mot the Chapter 2 ylelded the rights withir Now that these Jargely exhaus be panies will be p footing wit ot will s other gase of first com | vantages of busses, will not hesitate first leal was made mer NEW BRITAIN DAILY. HERALD, INTERNAL REVENUE SCONFUSION" the trolley com« presence work of women doing | tancy ake to the ad. “It 18 almost {mpossiblo to connect . almost fmp to connect ST we envy thom way IPriends In spit the we to ask frans [ the money orders recelved with the said the o ts of the | right persons,” b result state. news report aid the How without old-timors assistance write of ¥ novele nd? regarding conditions in the internal district in Hartford, little objee- will be | revenue in One expects 4 certain degree of confusion in an internal revenue of- the taxes, but such extend to not remittances | lines th the new The net result of t revolutions’ has been hosscs. laat five NG public. five new sets the rallroads, | fice during the final weeks of of en rallroad. colleetion of incoms confusion should not t 1o connee! n now" NATE persons who made them, | very $100 yuid | leral tuaes to operate the in- The it to expect as much | $8 out wsury in revenue department, RO s i cy as exi i al in private con-| That who Amerleans n't appreciate art ehould ot crowd about a sign painter, eritie siys hori | s which deal with the publie erve Citizens who have sent in thelr re- oversy mittances entitled the oo ex- | rom are to having | 4 jap is old when @ warm March lay doesn't tempt him to takes ‘em off, then assistar properly eredited asury—Ruesc 16 to be hoped that the reports a corps of e Hartford are erroneous. Insistence fabric on clean- that won't Americanism: liness lecting a show dirt. for | Counzens stock . Another reason for the slow filing ilass also does of income tax returns may be due to | the dentist have iclasa | Gentiatato e nator | the evil prece- the penitentiary by 1d some by fooling pen- o8 scaling walls | the neighbors pe fact that it is like going to a llon in re 1 a molar ext ted, 1d it en Tha is improving. Years ago there was a dreary interval bee 6easons, world We should like to hand solace to Dr. Hand but he evidently need 1t | his services are not desirable here | < £om of ween sport to a previous tween spor Mel- | tax cases, y oy doesn't such & hund-out —_— Sl jcaking of beer and skittles, there fsn't a synthetic skittle to be found any more. History 1s full of great men who remembered only because the onspicuonsly wrons. oven 1 to up- |he can go elsewhere, pre ferably in a Democratic stronghold, where E ain cop- | at reason | Demoeratic stump-speaking will not were «ing Detween | create rumors that such activitics 4 Mellon has | @Fe undesirable. [T\ but not the | fight s to cach slde, Germans evidently ve There L™ rned politics swift are for and | Bob i president, La Follette. 1l scene as 100! candidate; talks i on Saturday is | each e got a| dispatch from Los Angeles telling | self to | wired | they | Mayhe < hman | foolish nufactured by an Irishman | o't g0 many others who are. st o knows the| Jrying Cobb the other day Ther slghts in the world, ing isn't ¢ are anguishing bu one the | | a asury, 1s 0 ellon hasn't ha He the jokes, and he »w a woman laughed of them. t1 Yensl = the offensive It legis 1th over some jokes. for L2 is 10| pack ator just : minnister tole 4 Ameri- recently also. “Millions given to edlca abroad.” Uncle Sam ome millions that way, lew kross wurrd | hiz vocabulary. 1 gut tew use tew inkrease ever sinse mar- | more | Ant forget his remember is tax-cut- will and one Ah, well; people echanical ~ Thobby that his other one m 1 gut. fer kross wurrd |07 | me | gits the puzzles en 1 got the Kross puzzice—she divides Wwith iets esman is a man who can be the peo- pise them. A common ¢nough to pleas ple and too great to d | wurrds.” | | | We see by the ads that new spring 1 how a pros n the cas oF Correct this sentence: “John had fix his Sock said &he ely 10 stop, OF 1 .o ore necessary. Dutiful husbands | to 3rook t com- De- will think of their better b '.'"v, fore themsel The others Will do\ "1 0 4 by Associated Editors, Inc.) 25 Years Ago Today From Paper of That Date ich 8¢ <0 of their own accord. prosccutor, number of big indical 1o attempt are | The deals th 1zens, regently future in ve no prope and n laden Patrick mber of tables in n Mayor Knights of guests to down to we Hanna's armory Webster -spoke for the eity, while |several others made addresses. Judge Roche was toastinaster, Rev. G. Ohman has as his guests Rev. Mr. Blanberg. of Bran- ford and Rev. Mr. Blangren of | Bridgeport fn| Mr. and Mrs. the total AGT tota) of |NiEht atter the Mr. and Mrs | Second honors | Damon and Wi | hoporary priz H. Latham. John alone ise of tra No 0 last ir private waiting ta- perty, like rld in erime; also George Ashley took club prizes last play at the home of Clayton A. Parker. went to Miss Carrie m E. Beers, Third as awarded to W, formers; also st 1 courts; | who petit Jar- 3 to an 1 whor 2 in.a Slater farm, from being morning kind s liouse near narrow to d el burned B oc and morning the T was cseape rday veste to bed, when | honse was worll's Aames the it B 1] team roon | week. Ma today. orus for graduation Lot 1T Observations On The Weather fons—C s morning in the upr er prevails region, but storm area t ississippi ortion of the ctsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN th is no well de Rockies ow : ."; Fa 1 ! | ture is norm cast of reezing temperatures witl ported as far south as Virgini warmer on Tuesday & fat woman weep-| P“"m.'l because he must compro- | supporter on the | vand didn’t even | and | going | north- | Maxson e Sporting Goods Counter Diagnosed Audrey “What's heart Allee hoys get girts." an athletic “That from must be running the the what after . Brief, Goord Lk Rookles! is the time when rookies go To truining camps and try to show {The Man r that they can throw, | And eatch and bat and run Much better than the old vets do, ¥ oned chaps who have been | through Hot battles where cerew Have had to act as one. the whole blamed I say, Good Luck to Rookies! They Make baseball what it is today, Somewhere, someone they call a jay Is growing brain and brawn |To fit him to take on the job Of Harris, Spcaker, Ruth, or Cobb When they've grown gray or bald of knob And all thelr beaut . . The Idea Emily: “What particular sport are you going to take up?” Grace: “How can I tell until I zec the costumes they wear?" “hristy Butler gone! Lena's Cro;‘\\ ords 1 asked my little niece, Lena, who ' is flve years old, how her mother was getting along. "8he i5 very sick.” replled Lena. “I'm very sorry,” 1 told her, “I hope she is not dangerous.” “She is too weak to be dangerous,” answered Lenu. { Mrs, A, J. Stincel WALLY THE MYSTIO He'll Answer Your Questions The married, and the single, too. Both, ofttimes, wonder what to If you are mad, or melancholy, Sit down right now and wri Wally. | do. | to Lucky, And Doesn't Know Tt Dear Wally 1am very blue; I don't know what on carth to do! My husband loves the radio And I'm negiected. Help me. FLO Dear F | You women make me sick! He stays at home, o where's your kick? You ought to be delighted that You always know right where he's at | | . Mysterious Case 1 I must be a prune! and leave right; 1 soon, What can I do to make them stay 1'd like to know. Yours, LIFE IS GRAY Dear Life is Gray: There's somehting wro For young folks life should 1 SONg. | Does mamma stick too close {Or have you no setce for two? be a to you? ! = | Always Too Late Sidney: “Horton is a poor busincss | man.” Clayton: he'll probably enter [the dictionary publishing about the time the crossword puzzle fad dles down.” business | —Luther Schulz Two half truths frequently mal a whole lie. BARNYARD BITS 1 The Churn The old churn stood in the corner (Very much lik Horner), lieard goner. And I heard it sigh, | spout, it before they f 1l try one stu abou |1 will Kid myself back to life again.” {And this was the burden of his re- | pantry | our friend, Jack And 1 it murmur, “I'm a “I am up the 1y count me out read y day and in every w us I heard him mutter, ry day i ry way, I'm getting butter and butte —Horace B 1 Chub, the Horse, to Liz, the Liz, 1 c Horse, bunch of loss y 1 do the work of ten like “You you, jafter his sermon at |service in the cathedral | was ope from a general angle=ono that ap- peals to, and can be understood by both men and women—not only men. The time is past when differ- ont'athletic games are participated In by men-folks only. And watched by men only, Bascball, football, tennfs, swimming, boxing, track meets, golf, hunting, croquet, soccer ~thore are any number of subjects which will be treated in this special department On your mark! Get sot! Go! CROSSWORD LIMERICKS Come On, Little Joe! ngular gambler named 1) caught in the - 2) zones; 8o the Chief and his (3) Stirred him up n o ——(4) And then started rolling his - . o An Wi —(5) P o 12 very common name; not 8mith. 2. One who cats human flesh. 3, What a pirate always have to run his ship. 4 Synonym for arunk; ulso very popular dish in short or- der restaurants, orite amuse- ment device of many people. —Justin D. Spair Answers 1o Saturday's Crossword Limericks Painter; 2. Town; 3. Sold; 5. Upside-down, 2. Earl Corkscrew. (Copyright, 19 Forl 5 1. Gold: 4. 1. Nate; Cases; 5. N Reproduction iden) CLERGYMAN DENIES POLITICAL INTENT French Cardinal’s Letter But Lesson in Gatechism Paris, March 16. — The French cardinals and archbishops’ letter re- garding the non-demoninational laws was not of a political nature, but a lesson in the catechism. This was the declaration of Cardinal Du- bois, archbishop of Paris, and what he styled a postseript to the letter in which he read to congregation last evening's of Notre Dame, The Holy Sce, the cardinal sald, was in no way connected with the letter; indeed the papal nuncio only knew of it from the newspapers, but the congregation must remember that the popes had always condemn- ed secularization laws, The prelate maintained that letter was not a political act. church, hie said, a4 above party. It neither condemned nor supported any legal form of gov rnment, and e strongly protested ainst the accusations that the signers of the letter wished to over- throw the republic. The cardinals and archbishops were justified in following the policy of the pope by demanding revis or even abrogation of the ula; tion laws, which were religious measures, It was their mis- sion and their duty to enlighten the faithful, to mould thelr consciences and to preach the truth, Tet the French Catholies have confidence in their chiefs, he concluded; they could not doubt either their fidelity te the church or their devotion to the country he cardinal’s the wus oiitside e all mor it my sce Yes 17 T'm ship. T} Hers noxi c It ga to r simp know Bonc Zie! statement was greeted with applause unprecedented in the cathedral. The congregation rose to its feet and cheered until the cardinal, asked them to moderate their applause. He had difficulty in making his way ount of the church because of the number ecrowding about him in congratulation. PRINCE UNDER K By The Associated Tondon, March 16.—Prince George, youngest son of {he king and queen, ited on today for removal of the tonsils, A hulletin after the operation said his condition was patistactory and that, unless further circumstances arose, no bulleting would be | |1ssued. conc we this W Ame ind valus of 4 Th the indu sylva land Press. more CH L BRI & % To Editor of New Bri Dear Sir—Print as follow—If Pro Pono Publico want to know who I | citizen, have freedom, liberty o ic League report As far Snapshots Of An Old Lady O'UE"R, in Ireland, Peat is of greater importance as fuel, than in any other country, Peat occurs in swampy localites and is formed of vegetable matter undergoing decay. It might be called immature coal, for in some respects it illustrates the conditions under which coal orig- inated. Peat is spongy and usually has to be compressed or hot dried before it will burn efficiently. As a fuel, Peat cannot be compared with our kind of hard coal. As a matter of fact, nothing has yet been discovered to equal anthra- cite coal for heating pur- poses. The Citizens Coal Co. Yard & Main Office. 41 Dwight Court Tel. 2798, N\ enTine e & & ICATED Berlin Yard opp. Berlin Station Tel. 2635-5. Cptown Office. 04 Arch St Tel. 3266, SRGEANT DREBEN, izt WRHERD, S DEID Tacie sames v uroner | WoI Four Decorations in World Gonflict during war was in state guard, | Hollywood, Cal, 16,80 hermore if you want investigate | record you welcome to. I d ! | geunt Sam Dreben, 47, soldier of for and war hero, pic why T should be bad citizen | o |turesque figure of Mexican and Cen March 13th, 19 ain Herald 1 that p 1 nd protection. am herc in New Britain for rs if you want to know. And proud of my American citizen- 1 March tune American FELIX ZIELINSKI is transfer of notes through t 1ld has beeome more or less ob- ous. The Herald printed the - as it was news, | s Mr. Zielinski an opportunity | > 4 } Ifice yesterday while eply to Mr. Upson, which was |0 imone und died justice in our The ; |ing conselousncss, wn writer has had his s Dreben fought Publico alsc, and fina e e L \ [tleficlds, sometimes 4 nski has had his reply printed. |5o1q1er, some times as a free lanee the present argument 151 perhaps his greatest exploit was rned it has gone far enough—|ya World War feat that won him shall_print no miore letters on |4y, pigtinguished Service Cross. In subject.—Ed |October, 1918, in the last great of ifensive of the war, Dreben was sent |out at the head of a small detach lment of volunteers to dislod force of rmans blocking American advance ar St. Etiennc Before he led his men back they had |illed 58 Germans, captured fonr machine guns and taken two pris- joners. Of his own men, not was wounded. 1s- | Dreben New 1\hr]AiHr New tral American revolutions and fric of General Pershing, died here yos |terday Dreben collapsed in a doctor’s o undergoin: without regair le un- e eyes. on scores of b 1 an Ameriean as WOOL! PRODUCTS ashington, March 16 ™ rican woolen and worsted good v in 1923 turned out products ed at §1,0 L4130, an increase 0.6 per cent over 1921, ie figures, made public today by census burean, showed that the is located chicfly in Penn- ania, M achusett ode . Main Conneeticut, 1pshire, New York, and the an- the a0 m 1180 Nl with decoratio: was awarded the Croix Guerre and an It By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Her Handkerchlef. Keeping Track Of & 5 AN DKERCHIER And I go ten miles while you go two. | You really ain’t worth the price of your board | Get out of my way Ford {“When 1 be of nk 1 think wou pile me svamp | You it it weren't it for of gas, which ac- The . Pick-Up Joe: “What can your car Ed: “Oh, three ning."” about ve The Edltor's Gosip Shop Jlay we prescnt o »ods department is will be a regular Fun Shop, and verse, we W - [ feature in jokes, epi- morous prose ¥ sport and sports or ar will be What you write should be writtcn PICKS BA HANDKER AND WILL ~ wiees | R TN /'\ ~—— PILKS UP BAG AND A ER AND FOR TOM TIT |