New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 5, 1925, Page 6

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G, Something the ladies @ | !ike to keep roduced, ~Greta Lewls, New Britain Herald |} "\ o' e e oo e iy Phlits FactJ and Fancies HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY [ jon that such .control 18 vested in | the populatbon, The wide extent of SRl A ! lasued Dally (Sunday Excepted) | government; but the busscs are | the ewindie has concerned the Retribution At Horald Bldg. 7 Chburch 8tjeet I.‘ new develo and the Inters| State Department greatly, which by A vory attractive young == (1) Comm ( Ia said | the way was also .concerned over| Modernism: And they were di- Had three women camp on his ¥ SUBSCRIPITON RATES vorced and lived happily ever after- ——1) RRORR - Xaar Dol sliseanond fon) e MU SRppossaly | wed He married each ——(3) ! §2.00 Three Muath | wion 1t deemed desir- [ astute Americans fell for the for- — A y (4 1 Month | N And thought It was ——— (4) ’ se. o Month A T e Keeping the old folks Is never a MAXSON' HALL JURBLL | 11y o making basksta in —(5) [t " Yet the ¢ burden it the old folks are keeping 1. Masculine gender. 2. SHght Entered at the Post Office at New Hritalp mi TL an | et the enormous success of this o e 2 oud Class Mall Matter, [ ar o F e WollSeatabilai adtawlnilal mrayeal bed |l oast: The ‘llflllllfll‘_ Thrill | path mado by poople traveling PAPA LOVES ‘HEAT FOLKS N T amanlontt vond & doubt that at heart we arel ‘The ol = . By M. rankel | through the woods. 3, .Not two. d. MAMA DOES TOO v i TELEPHONK CALLY wi v antomoblles ond a doubt that at heart we arc The old-timers weren't hetter con- [ No struggles titanic What, this shop deals In. 6. Well- THEY PLAY A HOT TUNE : A DR T Iy wopopularity. A citizen of | sympathetic and anxious to help a|versationalists, They had more gar- [ 1ave thrown in a panle | known resort or place of confine- DRIVE AWAY BL=U<E~ Editorial Rooms 86 | v around in | person Thousands of|Fiivus lquor. ;."' “"‘,“,"7“"“’1'; """:"'" Hecs Jaeut A, F. Shawb st — * — ve ecldom, ever, -A, F, hawberg. The only profitable .‘n‘m.vl‘x “.m | o s high-powered car, [ Amerieans have received mysterious Severity won't stop bootlegging. | OF virtually never, . 3 tn the City, Clicuiation bo ke ne of the newfangled two-|letters from Spain — written in | Kijings multiply, but husbands get | Run oft with another man's wife.| Answ 1o Yesterday's Oross Word press foom. always open to ad ] & A ¥ — | I scorpions and was | Englis! stating’ at the writer o better. I've written 1o tomes Limericks Member of the Associated P'ress. | yr apeeding. When brough }\m,\ held & prisoner without bail IFull of high-sounding pomes, o, : The Awociaied Prews s exclusively en : 3 ; of-| on a cooked-up charge, The pris.| Never tell a risque story in mixed [ Such drivel 1 never have drivved; Calf; 2, Dress; 3, Bhe; 4, Two; titied to the use for re-publication of | o i SR PO ompany. There may be a bashful | Jut once a mush drammer 5. Laugh. a1l nems credited (o 11 a1 o otherwre o v Uiimbed the city | o enty of mnoney to fur- |y u regant, I wrote, called “Life’s Glamor," [ et ) evs nublabadtheraln | orain W bhooks L bail, but it was in a hidden e | And g0 I can that I've lived!| 1, Chap; 2. Hoped; 3. Lady; 4. | A find no ment Il e could not reach | Tt isn't difficult to stop a car with-| » * Beau; 5. Better, Member Audit Bureau of Clrewlntion. | oo o lina on o . Bl leld In jall, If the sympa- feet it the pedestrian is large | 1've never cavorted (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction The A. B. C. s a national org 2 TN AYaILS JVith He-men, nor sported ‘orbidden) urn wapapers gainst the law. In faet, motor, lc American would send a sum 2 ¥n wilds where the wide spaces lie; nsou with & etrictly honest an; s 0 i 0 loned. [ of money to furnish the bail, the | I've not scen the Highlands, Ristion g0y peimalation & T ’ nfortunate y G el Nor roamed in the Nile land 5 Y A T d : il s P ¢ T oo Nis S s ih ",m,wt I've heard not the wild tiger's cry. 2 ears Ago loday Ilere's an outfit that will jazz E A 5%, it with his besefactor B Ll From Paper of That Date plant. The Heat Folks put a smile on the fur- s 1 1 t i | & his benefactor. | ve ne'er defied ades, ’ t [ m ’ 1us! ™ o I v s and the The prisoncr's address looked like | At Death's door neer trembled or n {mc'e lthut \;‘ont come off. l!l(‘)l_]tlst p]a.ydq\x;ay ; ¢ he Hermid w oo sle auily officers | that of a o | quivved; The expenses ot the city of New 0 ashes. From top to 1',00 your home radiates Bquare; § Nows Stan, it ¢ But, praise the Creator! Britali for the ceming year are cs- heat and happiness. You'll find no discord in the y 3 : : that way ¢ American. The | | t Grand Central, 42nd street. | e : S A T | { I've bawied out & walter— timated at $160,8 . the largest cellar—Dblue notes gre unknown to this coal. And subs one of disorderly con- | SWINGIETS BOL he names of pros:| wwigt we necd is better distribu- { And so I can say that I've lived!|item being $72,000 for achool, The | 8§, v v si rour PR s o R S it t cetive vietims from agents on t tion,” said the bald man, as he pre- | - ineome is sct at $162,844.73, includ- :"he ?'um’ t‘he-v play is sweet music to -‘”l'“ pocket- e COOLIDGE'S ATTITUDE | i Tl pared to shave ing $30,000 for liquor licenses. This hook—for they play long and faithfully. @N WORLD COURT | itacre in san ckings were slow addi- e Mr. Poste: » my dear, 18 afwag announced at the town meeting Th ! oo i byt T as g S SRl o Bt slow addi-| g 1 ura to bolleve In & Red [ laughing hyena. He laughs at al-| e RV AT ceat Srsaldlip There’s music in the air in the house where they 4 & % 7 1 latitu vould be thrown ot gul- | 1 ace while paymig a premium for | most anything aver the meeting, ible victims. | do with a beautiful daughter of the | - intends to censor the P 1 " whom he would be glad It lsn't the money show to be put on at the Opera . that makes fools of t 5 for good, clean coal / boys inherit 1t s | prisor 81 House tonight. The Monte C: | bates and acts upon the matter the |0 marry off to the American it he they inherit, something el Political speaker: “What {s it|Girls are pyesenting an up-to- sent the mon Many a American gl s business will have | that troubles this country most? | hurlesque on ity ; : X Sappho, and Mayor / hold our own sanction Lecause |advanced to a point where the up- | S0t the money merely to get an| A man is setting down in life ‘e (roubles thy Webster says that no license will be el B y small and nessential differ- | serambling process of rtion | OPDOTt to become acquainted jwhen he wants a pair of shoes JUst i yoice from audience: “Staticl” |issucd until he is satisfied as to the e l zens o e ought 1 : ity : it autiful like the last ones. “Gertrude. | character of the shovw. . is visiting his | in New York, Yard and Main Office Berlin Yard Uptown Office 21 =k —_— George P, Sp & What's the use of being good? officlals of the rajl-|fraud is not a erime; and the nc- [ gyery day will be Sunday bye and anish law intent to de- nements of and no subterf; of poker, | parent ve that counts;| Mr. n it i & as in the ieyout ight_Court, opp. Terlin_ station 104 Arch st 1. 2398, Tel. 2 and Mrs. W, W. Battey of this tual fraud is not punishable unless |bye, and we don't care for golf. Tel. 3266, variant had 10|, Government bond [ Mrs. Deste: “Try one of your| Afuyopr Webster sald today that he 5 T = | stories on him, John.” i Call the Wy FKS 23 |its what 233333 the undoubt trollcy companies he other fellows think|city are visiting in Columbia, | by dint of our yrm & futuristic | the aintiff appears in person TSRS \ | you have. . B, Cadwell and William Field- | $233123t22¢000e802334 4 world we should LAl Cunetion Pui A Ster bunked out of 25 or 50| 0n¢ BoC 1 to ‘_'.”"-\’\ 'i‘ ’}(; ing, who are hunting in South Caro- s preesion of* n womans cyes i L lina, sent seven wild turkeys home SO B ., | dollars no bunkees cared to spend |PT AR f The Secret Is Out ] 4 Ll ¥ SRRnUTuneraln Jeio t e 1 time o oarti %0 PN fapill Ketehup on her fable cloth. 1 advav BME v fumace ashes, |10 thelr friends foday. The birds ! " it asserts| “makes it efeur £ ONnots W n a|mo! and time to go to Spain as PR 1 ays sift my furnace ashes.| (o0 200Nt 15 povnds, s | that Europe will not lack sympatiiy ) a witness and be laughed at i, forty divisions could ,“,.l‘»‘} l'lhlx s my regular morning job, dn-|JUERREE O ormiin and said | and help from' the Coolidge adeiin. ( 5 : tha n ° a archive f the te ) st effective in Morecco and | cluding Sunc that they had bagge on 2 I«n ition in the tf(()rl. to find “fhat SLSmpLERtitie shment L T = ! s tural resources, |~ “Do you think vou save enough|™at hey had bagged a L m,,“ L for pe: ) : | trib stration of are louded with com- DAL & o . = Jibor2 | A barrel of flour fell off one of | nula for peace” on the searcn o Baationgo LINOTYPE OPERATORS < . e L L [IFT Wit Wi lcer's wawonal Ehsimoining [for which the president cxplaing i1 ‘ even-handed just ot ation . it the Spanish prisoner Maybe not, but I don't know| '+ " o g n 8 spent earnest thought.” w ] A AND ENGLISH e : and dumped its 196 pounds of white- 1 any easier wiy to gel out of going| | to church ness on the trolley tracks, tying up —Austin Webber, | 1he service until scoops were brought BFlllSh Press Sees Amel‘ic&n lfl'? ELKS TO LI and penanhogmaiceRanis bieale o oRnotiing ik LCT OFFICERS it give a Piich J A LR CRC s ) h language nowada N SakaveTn . phicdse OBty nn Now that the supposed Spaniah | A2 into use. Officers will be elected at a mect p x e s OO0 DEEa, DIy arch-swindler arrested more | S S A southern gentleman has recent- | . s ing of New Britain lodge, B, P, 0, } g E abetted by proofreaders who get| ... .'wit remain in the country. | I £ |1y announced that he has in his [e]‘es[ 1N Eumpea[] Ana“‘s S e e 1 the slde | tireq of making te c- | 4 5\\m= it dey possession a sword which formerly named as exalted ruler. There i ut of 1 ons which &ome not | 3 L R belonged to a Hartford captain. — hut one contest, that being for the o e | CATERING TO VISITORS | . if you must, this old gray [ parisiid a¢ tea that night IFred 8. Chamberlain of this city be-| 1ondon, March 6.—While most o oftice of secretary, for which Timo \ Capitatization in IN NEW YORK cad: but don't tell the jury I was | uyd® Yoo & F00 R It quite|lieves thut it was the property of |tne Engligh newspape devotca 'y W. OBrien and Richard ¢ A | Capltalization e e right.” Lis father, Valentine B. Chamber- | much space today to President Coo- 1TOWD, both past exalted rulers, S ORES UmnE con the Ao r pAJISESIN —_Philip Davidson. |1ain, and is taking steps to prove |lidge's inaugural address and yes. Mave been nominated, vious advocacy | heen almost ent hotel busine arms parley would be all it this and sceure the weapon, terday’s ceremonies in Washington e The C. J. White Co. advertises its |little comment on the speceh has ANNOUNCES ENGAGEMENT Our soldie ( as Mr. Harding | the conveni ess [ rig s could get a eivil | ywjjiie, with his hatchet new, : - t e ! AU it R normous hotel is 10 |iob of some kind. Chopped his father's cane in two. ast call” for winter suits at $9.90. |so far appeared, the Liverpool Post | : r .,“' R. Ferguson of 331 Chest e - § LT U it i) —— “My,” he sald, “iUs packs of fun aptain Walter W. Bullen of Co.|and the Manchester Guardian alone |Dut strect announces the engagement in World 1l ofypickin, w0 a Snien (has are aying yowre George Washing-| 12 told some of his friends last eve- [among the great dailies discussing [Of her daughter Ella, omas 2. 1 be accey ike the accompliehed an ou need something raw D ning that he has applied to be |editorially Mr. Coolidge's utterances. | Morton of Auburn, administration policy of prime im- | ¢ ere's deal the company ¢ —Miriam Fleischman, placed on the retired list. He has| Botht newspaper: find in the E portanc atism in an = served 15 vears in the Connectleut |President’s words the promise of a g o, Bl 5 e ! How Thes | Rigurcl 1t [Out National Guard. If he is allowed to |continued and growing American in- ‘ 4 e Hops : b 2 & Personally, we shall not expect | Augustine: “Tom is engaged Lo a|retire, he will be succeeded by Lien. [terest in world affairs. They con- | stood foursquare with the Pre ard — which Is to ks Wikt e licer | et R et Lrnne St sider his re-statement of belief in | upon the matter, having apr na ¥ Mr. Munsey is negotiating for | Marje: “Goodness! Is she as home- | W. L. Hatch is the most . recent |the need of American udhesion to | Distincti our a 3 o to avoid | 1y as all that, dear? candidate for republican mayoralty :"‘ “‘”!” Celiiantihis roferences| istinctive N ! : ) - o BymiNotoss Mattile, | candidat e the hope that international con- A tab 8 4 ma- [ 1ers a I the ca 3 ; 5 | ferences may oceur at “frequent in- s % Prosperous times are I in e At the monthly mecting of the | FrNCes & - ZH Optica jority of i it : Ly a which men place more money in A Seal Story | woman's board of the hospital last Ifu'\)"lmm(’[ diftelindiug dotgortancy B Senate has 5 5 their pockets and take it ou By Dr. Walter E. Traprock cyening, SW.SHINHart,# 0, SA S Trant |20 1 EO080 sost sces i - ] A T 2 1 o Onc of my most profitable ad-'and F. G, Platt represented the Mn;" “I"l‘hn‘"r;""l”’f’f“m“]m;’ e :1: Service v — s was when, 45 a g man, | cxeeutive co ttee, ° T e 0! he e e senfenc prospec among the va gular—homeopathic doctors’ ToW | (uence felt. and declates: “1n tii & . ofts AUDIENCE LISTENS I S r of the comic We salt deposite of southern Russia. | will prol aken Monday. [uencaRtet I declares: “In that |y Glagses sclecied at vandom from i . st % SO Rl 4 |event he may be cxpected to take | www or counter, cannot possibly The imagination recls when cor k W nd new jok These lie at a level considerably| The Y dircetors met Jast | (e A oG 0B Kol { | K by . ) ; Pl nergtic ‘steps toward his schemes | oove satisfacte and helpful. demp X ingenious gentry hay a 1 any | 1ower than that of the nearby Cas-|cvening ofod| Hi B Hilmanon, |ifo ¥ disarmaiments contorencest an il . ; furnish A ¢ ' : i t than ‘11‘:\,%,, During the coursc of &|1f, 8 Walter and C. W, Marshall a | r ke SrA 4 Every pair of g : ¢ S i ! q : | for securing America’s adherence to th was 1 the inangurati : e i 150 cidlaen: slsowtiore, 995 Taxi Men H)Qld R cvere storm the Casplan broke #t8| committee to nominate directors to |{he m:ynw:x, establishing the inter. | SUS the ylh‘,‘:\d l::‘ . ;K“\le.‘x;\ : wi s 1 of ths | ot i Dy A fferiSecond Iollce OUD| rounds and flowed into a salt bed| suceced T, G, Platl, W. H. Hart, . national court of justico tho presl- | the seates. Whey are groulfs &t of 7 1y i ot Ria e o 1he| New York, Ma he number d just staked out. With| gorhin, €. & nders and M, C.{dent’s chief troubles will probably [ Crtils '“"’l‘"”l aouated iEine (e Zea i . . proofreaders are not [ s D, 1us f offenders caught in sccond hing waters came countless| gyaniey, whose terms are expirin be with the senate, the newspaper | PIONCY SWHR S0 o0 s0 niit c r sur- t solice drive on taxicab operators . Two wecks © Ty tempir-1 - The Maple Hill Golf club elceted thinks, but it concludes that body | WSt becoming v e on S : r v | violating city ordina almost had sceped away or evab-| ofricers Jast cvening. L. Hoyt Peuase wiy be more tractable to his wishes | A Service of This Character Should ! . RHiporid N 2 i wi rounding ¢ 2 s qualled the OLRUIOSCRATS 12 1 found its bed "-_‘;1 was chos president; 3 u 8 when the strong if not Appenl to You. i i : J . < : : = eslid i first_drive las imaginable kind of fisb, | (gonor, secretary, and William P <serly kood sense of Seerc- . ‘ Sl ¥ i 0 ] T 2 i L 0= monti nnounced by the po- | arcady salted and reasy to | ¥elt, captain, tary Hughes was understood te in- H. Reddf‘" s 3 X aml r. {lice last night. In the first police | k | SR {spire the presider wtitude o1 Optometrist o during 3 i Tic| soveral diiredt tlicisand| inspoition cre fo ¢ know that they would F : foreign policy topics. ;i X b f .230 AGHT S | 5 i e a despite t : . iors e, Nl (he i indefinitely made me careless, & B0 '":I ’” X ‘"_ | The Manchester Guardian pay With A. PINKU ~'”1 s ) ¥ _ S i Rl nd 1 delayed too long. During the | ashington, March S.—Surplus | (ripute to president’s “level VI e o ; - A pe ma ediiniNew Norkeviry dayiin theil oo G vavy fall rains the near-by Tchika|freight cars in good repair on Feb- |headedness® and “his refsal to b EYESIGH "ECIALIST co ) thing. Som LERkeC) caubdron | city or 2 overflowed ity banks, swopt[ruary 22, totalled 256,230 according |hustled either by big husiness with 300 Main St. ’Phone 570 uE ER Tost | la f of th v my salte and carricd most|to a report today by the American | jan axe to grind or by the will (’ A o 5 ler my fish into the Cusplan. But|Railway association which showed an sort of isolationist t?fl\ rBQ’ o his ¢ g 0 3 R ! o land 20 other Wis ironic trick of Fatc was not|increase of 35,432 cars from I'eb. 14 ‘ “The tenor of tl ugural ad- Y (es < pre < ¥ X . AR i end, Not far out in the ( . tha e ; e of lunguag L i Grazed Mother Kills pian, at the point where th o} : i et Sy e It Child, Commits Suicidel| 75, 75 e for n woppd o i vy | R e T | e ‘ Bedtime Stories. Th stopp 1-( K s to AVe & RO t v That b . “ X . | 1 ; 5 g hodies of Joan Cha years ged as to replet! diti cluar t i B S i St iy Lold, with crushed in, and 1 misstably ot (hiva ty The Nelghborhood Goes to Bed. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS a d o 5 of her mother Herbert Cham- What 1 had lost in ant et z srom |Pers, suspended to 1 s 1 made up a hund he ‘. » & cord in the Kitc o ¢ in harvest of see of P King | 1Kcol ) ) e s s AR upo pught that the won ( a o ry fit of insanity crus twin is ey e 3 not S o ; of the girl wi 1 il suggested that we were, per-| T . tlo a n = Ssiiel S ; <o! s : ipe, 10 take his eeal story with af dist : covery was made by the | grain of the salt with which it &o deal G 3 AnStov line Hevbort HGhEMUCTE 1T rofitably starte litor.) org - N s 1 | from work. A T witl t nt with | e The Great Divide | sehe E t S he ree i &5 rostly nca(a BACK ‘\\ MR four-year old Freddie LEEP AGAIN AS MRS L., e y ; : : coxs 3 ; Mexico ;1]"\ ‘” 3 | usked mother to comb his hair, | BAND TS ALRGH the 20,000,000 t At r 8 L > Eauardo Hay. form sShe hurriedly combed it without, | RTeEA S mor v dista T J g a ring 10 fourists is New York's | Italy and later to Japan, has ar- |, coier oaring it D, OTTO'S ASLEEP UP e g o 3 : i - A iy e | rived here. Announcement x- s a: | i % M‘ e | pected soon of his appointment as 5 to 1 oy o p & minister of foreigr airs, to suc- | 10 3 ehani I 1 ! Which 1sn't| coed Aaron Saenz I e = i A v t 1ty o DPAWES, FEARLESS TALKER, A t 2 s first | a tourist | Ob . Th I‘]""rv.' Gossip Shop | AND THE SENATE sEmaeE A y a ool of | servations | Wila Williat! | | | We almost believe that the word | When SPANISH SWINDLI : B QAILE 0 Th Weatfier vild” can be apy o our cus-| his inaug . RUN TO LARTH > n e Jagmets i | A Scnate 1 W RAILROAD CONSTRUCTION - Be \‘\" 1‘ “' ody seems “wild | $A2 = about Vi illies! | t flaying OT ENTIRELY DEAD Washington, st| Even old Doc Traprock and his| Taea; that b . v t nois )r southern Une| partner in crime, Doc Baldpate, | et 1t is « xt i a the past. A dispatch | settled, probably rd tonight d | jeft off story-telling aufficiently to| of M Ut S imine T - ¥ i seae il icriday e ! ! ir - to tribute some Wild: Williea! §2.0 3 ; el A : E strong northeast winds But one bit of caution — while lays, Fico-Lpes N knows i2 r stat- |~ yrg, Now ¥ want Willie's adventures to be | be s | ing realize whe ® has L s ) ] Unset d Friday; prok of most mischievous of | Daly, : s 1% kob s : > - v ra r sters, do not have what he) Woo Sas 1 ss s o ( i ig t g theast | beyond the realm of prob-| Th it t N ¢ = = L bila @ Jig o s EuppOs otal s Conditions A a )W | They should have semblance of Wies hoped that Mr. D umbIts E0Ime J s tas . pressure central ¢ N Caro i even though one hardly May of the pr s ur t I y 1ecs a s s A s causing r \‘i they happen! H7 ather al t A ast et e e S o | from Flori J 1t | Cross Wond Limericks sl faith in Dawes that he will do it ala sisted of double | \iij probably pass out to sea today. | ~ st X 5 2 gt g wa bellandmaria | £ ! ks s, wi Anot irba ‘ over Tough Luck i i ar s of | Minne 2 pera- [ A lady with beautiful ——(1) — INTERSTATE BUSSES ] s s s B il el U s | TR JONG INTERVAL HEARS MR 11 VIOLENT BANG . 5 ALWAYS THE e The is now 8 orig 5 gion, White )nt., reporting | She threw out joint both her| EN, AND PL.,@ OJT SEE MRS.M GET HI5 TRONT DOOR SHU THERE'S NOTRING | who s ' il ) i - BEING BOOSTED 'l ENOUBH 50 HE (AN LOCK M AWAKE, AND ho is t persc ! . g ey t C 4 cinity % © McClure Newspaper Syndicate B in inte 8 " 8 not much S = Bupreme court's d-wwon denying | cuties 15 p I 'S | change in temperature. | aciar eveat. 3 Musi