New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 26, 1925, Page 6

- New ri erd HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Before the whole assembled clan “Do you take this not | stance, Gregory Zinovieft, head of Third Internationale, nrvn'vr world revelt and that sorf of bosh, who Is charged with conducts ing his “Internationale” contrary to the the entire people. T may mean that all his public acts always | the of Fact: and Fancies Coke BY ROBERT QUILLEN vecelved the approval of the average A shiver ran; Her face with glery scemed to glow, He asKed her: *“Do you take this ' man?" And she replied, “You sald it, Bo!" ~John A, Carson. through the bridegroom Tamikd ALl ABocay Wmetntsd) man or woman, hut throughout his At Herald Bldg. 67 Church ireet ' NEW BRITAIN R ROLRS knoek, knock, kvoek ML | ‘ . THERE'S_ HAPPINESS AT THE DOOR f . | R carcer he showed quite plainly that had little conceptions Torbes must learn to do his stuff bearing during a war, not after it. wishes of the soviet, i§ facing a of belng his connections his BUBSCRIPTION RATES P §8.00 & Year $2.00 Three Muath, 6. & Month poassibility ousted from further connection with the Red he having been a sort loquacious Boswell behind creditegd having routed Leon Trotsky in the by | scutptor extraordinary, was to give [ost political disagreement in Mos-| g the south its greatest artistle trl- |cow. Krassin complnins inovief fome of our most thrilling fletion | 8 seen in the literature of ofl pro- moters, upon of public Another thing that is very good for the complexion is to let it alone. duty. TOO MUCH TEMPERAMENT AT STONE MOUNTAIN Stamtord, government, Bill Says— “It ain't th' latitude,” sald Bill Brails, the' well-known navigator, who has gone in for eross word puzzles, it ain't th' lattytude so much ez the longitude uv this one that gits my goat.” Entered at the Post Office at New Britaln ot the as Socond Class Mall Matter, TELEPHONBE OALLS Business Office Edltoria) Rooms ..oeve Radlo ads ave unique. They con Oross Word tain no pretty pletures of ladies' . legs. Limericks . [ scenes and who is with A Fablo A boy took @ glrl to the —— (1) Each seat cost him four bucks a (2) Back home, when the —=— (3) Sieanh Put her lips up to —— (4) | RIS Kngland, | Breakfast cereals are not new, |Ho said: “I just love to spend ~— Solutions (o Yesterdsy's Cross Word the FPrance and the United States, but onco they were called feed in- %) Limericks stead of food, . gt A verformance, sometimes Kote by 1:, BPHINE: 3 Bln8t To hutl, or fling, as a fit, 8, | Lucki B St Gu'zon Borglum, of OPEN UP THE CELLAR * . IL1} AND YOU'LL SHIVER NEVE medium | tmph at Stone mountain, Grorgia, | “meanin s calls for revolt," have Much The only profitable advertising in the City. Clrcuiation Dress room always open to & money and time has been cks to amicable relations nt upon the projeet, and the clash | wtih governments ih and the art thiroughout | dangled b Member of the Associated Press | The Assoclated Press titled to the use for re-publication of all newn credited to 1t 1 not atherwise | ¢ credited In this paper and also local news published herefn ! fween the seulptor ass0- I excluslvely en- \tlon sponsoring the achive- | crude ol prize is being il 1 3. Pluck; 4 will be reccived fore the eyes ot diplomats | The fhree great plagues are bu- bonie, pneumonic and the neigh- [ What a normal fellow “will always first thne that materlal gains have bor's chitdren {100k at, 4. Nothing divided by two. | figured 1o diplomatic language. The L R | everybody clse needs. | Tsland interna- the World War, and should Japan gain .. v Shade; 3. Try; 4. country with extreme regret. as @ snare, it will not have been the 1. Blade; 2. Eye: 5, Mald. (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction: Yorbidden) Although the Stone mountain pro- Member Audit Bureau of Cireulation. @he A. B. C. 1s a notlonal organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with a strictly honest analysla of circulation. Our clrculatton are based upon this audit. This insures protection ageiust fraud in mewspapes Istribution figures to both natonal and wi . i A th triumphant (3) local advertisers. co or Jeffersc davis without | control of ch enc ol 8= b ; f .o or Jefferson Davi il | contr 0l of suc normous oil re: ~ She beat the train — (4) Fhie Hem 5 ox alb sl ill-fecling; they were men who | sources, and our supply being used Now wouldn't that give you a 9 the time might (5) Tork at Hotallogs Xews stana KNa L3 Hotaling s NSNS {8 : : The happiest homes, no doubf, [ 1. Wi . 1 ome when we would not have what J : S WhatWon Euinioiuua saRiOn Brand LCatral: tna etreet come 5 £ are those where the dog #noozes on | 2. What a locomotive or a bride wor the hearth. pulls around. 3. Loud noise made by : exclted people; opposite of whis- The ant may afford a good ex-|per, 4. Where the cat is put at night. ample of industry, but he scldom |5 What paying bills gives you. gets on the front page. e { S | Short Hours Modern prodigy: “Shot his papa | “Why did Fisher's business go to tnation of Charles Beecher Warren | of the |right between the cyes and he's|the dog of Michignn as attorney general to|tiash of arilstic: temperament on & | taland, The Jupanese government |only six years old. *“He thought to ) % ety . soale. combined with seuthern | Jater became excited ab sc| 3 sonal appearance succeed Harlan T is to ratl. | big scale, combined with seuthern|iater became excited about school | 44 joast Dempsey was first to use | “Dressed too estravagantly?” fy the appointment. L SIS ; one impending match to get pub- “No, He neglected his business had been | With when it is arousec licity tor another. . While waiting his turn in the barber e as amba. sador to Japan without the slightest | ject was to memorialize leaders of the north was in no | northern hal of Saghalin the scheme. | the Lost Cause, fester on one The Exceptional Case A girl with a car tried to —— (1) The crossing ahead of the —— (2 to has been a wtattstics [~ antagonistic XPANDING THE UNIVERSE (Ansonia Sentinel) How large is the universe? That is, how far is it, according to the best estimate, from the highest star in our zenith to the lowest star in our nadir? If we imagine the uni- verse as a group of solar systems in a genecral globular form, what 1a its diameter? They used to estimate as 360,- 000 light years. A light year, con- ceivably the distance that light travels in a year at 186,000 miles a second, is slightly less than six trilllons of miles. This would make the greatest possible distance be- tween two bodles in the universe something a little — perhaps a tril- lion or two — less than two and one-tenth quintillions of miles, But the man who gets oneshalf of the annual prize offered by the American Association for the Ad- vancement of Science (this year the’ . time has come when a north- | tional body politic ever since | erner can look at a picture of Gen- OMFORT is calling at somebody’s house. A carload: of happy heatsters will soon be mestled in a grateful bin. Then the furnace will have no more colic. The' weather forecast for this household is “fair and warmer.” & The Heat Folks furnish the atmosphere for life and gaiety. They mind the fires and spare the coal. They are the sprites that make things bright and cheery. Call the \WEACFOIRS for good, clean coal The Citizens Coal Co.. < Berlin Yard opp. Berlin station ght they vight, just like fup rather steadily, Fntrance | gt of us think we are most of the were has in sufficiency. half of fellow the this fsland after a massacre of sub= Sibe | time Th {group will be compieted, but not by | Mr., lutg | sorry Mt Senate, after going through the cus- gigantic Stone mountain art) Jupan scized northern R COURTESY OF TO THE PRESIDE As was to have been expected, the = nation will on the mainland. of Wilson demandiy um he administration protest- that the northern half tliis dissension has arien The tomary rites of “opposing” the nom- | And that a new sculptor will have |ed, Japanese | to be put to work. It looks like a | evacuate the much of his per- Stone mperament which is hard to deal fand alien laws in California, and diplomats belicved this was a smoke- United demands about halicn. At the Washing- Mr. Warren previously ates to [ shops.” sxposure makes them tough,” vs a writer on health, So that ac- counts for the flapper. — the STATE SEN/ RS WHO RUN AWAY And now Democratic senators of | ton arms limitation conference Sec- | eonfirmed by the |screen to get | wihdraw the vacu- Judith, The Same All Over Upimi Ofine: 104 Arch 8t, opposition and made an excellent | on of Ha Yard and Main Office 2 4 Dwight Court, record in Tokio, at to Mexico as high co helped to reestablish relations or he mmissionc with sent | and | 1! digna legislature flee into an- | other state to prevent action that tary Hughes indneed the Japancse ain | ref | to agree to withdraw, under cer The burden of moving may be lightened by flest taking home the things you have borrowed. exclaimed Mrs. “Our new minister is such a gr big man; why, hé fills the pulpi Peck recently at & $1,000 was divided) gets it on the Tel. 2708, Tel. 2675-5. Tel. 3266, strength of having calculated, and to the satisfaction of the scientists demonstrated, the distance from the earth to two remote spiral nebu- Jae in Andromeda and Triangulum. Measuring their brightness and finding them to be 4,000 to 8,000 times as bright as the sun, he esti- mated their distance from the earth to be 930,000 light years. This is five and a half guintillions of miles; or, if figures mean more to you, 5,600,000,000,000,000,000. If these bodies are at the very cdge of the universe, or at the re- motest possible distance from us (and it is quite probable that they are not) this would mean that this distance is half the diameter, and that the utmost range of the spheres is eleven quintillions of miles. That, of course, is a distance which no man can comprehend, but it would seem that Dr. Hubble, hav- her settlements the | dinner party. “How big is he at home?"" inquired Mr. Peck, meekly. ~Mrs, T, 8. Dorothy to” the Res Mr. Sheckler, a te [ high sehool, wrote on board and then erased the decimal | point so as to show the effect of multiplying by ten. Turning to one of the pupils he sald: “Dorothy, teil me what has become of the decimal point?" “It's on the eraser,” was the quick | reply. {hey regard unjust from being con- | provisos and 18 Hoosiers, ob- that government. Then lie consented the joker, .and The snake isn't a bad scout. Al- though it can't shut its eyes| it minds its own business. to hecome ambassador and summated. The wherein lay pleted the work he com- ccting to a proposcd gerrymander, | Japanese recently on the stre ngth of fled i Rhode Island Republicans who fled | cow. the The attuck at Providence. island were promised by Russia Moscow | performed Hemlngway. as commissioner, the Senate to Obio, thus cmulating the | them concluded a treaty with Mos- | firming him in the post without op- the | | to Massachusetts @ infam- oil and coul deposits of | | ous position. But since Mict Socretary to itor Cou- gas zens * of bis runin| Thus one bad act stimulates an-the Sinclair intercsts. s When Mr, 1 by the P’re other of a similar nature, | asser it will car these con- Me n was nominat with Warr ident sions because certain parts of the | is charged, hiave not been | air interests. Gerryma hg is a low politi 1 1t ix surprising that the | co general, | cal ntract, it to hecom {orney trick. | curricd out by the Si It enough influ- | Republican party, after a recent Senator Couzens had | thinks it | at Sinclair A ¢ is a place where the pharmacist wonders what you mean | when you wink. has been learned Albert B, Fall, interior, to ence to start somcthing, overwhelming victory, The should have formeuBechas —Edwin J, Dr. Baldpate on Bslloon ¥Fires alents usually come singly, The | 7 ; L0 t is hard to tell w r by Sinclair's attorneys |man who makes money geldom | giong el G‘r’urr';l ‘f"‘"‘"‘,l"'\‘d]f‘“"; "’!‘;‘ the “Teapol Dome tivestiga- | knows nuch about the art of spend- | iqding or not w hen He swrlies A ) ing it. | %, Millig regarding his experience | ing multiplied the range of our uni- Norih Calolie et | with balloon tires. [ verse by five, has carned his $500. | Norin Caralina s nabing Erest| wpg you have moticed” says the 4 ! i orida is the | go0t0r, “baloon tires are getting fastest-growing Yankee state, s s = | creasing all the time in favor of tires. President has insisted he | necids to resort to such small tac- lray tary of the ssia after ment frem the cabinet. It the to choose his | tics to continue control of a state cabinet, 1 own his Senate. | OAR OFFICIALS HORSE RACING Hartford own is the CHART | was testified AND Ior busine E the this correct 1t Mr. take torney g not of during that jtors who heen critical of | i \e Sincluir concessions concede tion the Sinclair concess 1 revoked by the Moscow President him | It 1 attitude. cations basked to be “Have a Heart” Man Requests of Judge Schenectady, N. Y., Feb. 26.—Sen- "G my new scream-ine Cadil- | tenced to 10 years and one month in pack, thene are nothing but hubs | Dannemora prison in county court Shoht CheIhals solsooueatat Ty (horeitodsy, ¥Rpenatdl Latan. Awho Pl hs reski daatire: T ecantlyiertan | Mieaded mulliysto fliati dagtes, r6b wan B R ot it o yhlirea | LorymurmiuieL CHAT RS east e s | ai% thiat Baaihoenaahily beats)| 16 woslled ayay:R Judxe John Loey ) I |endesfcallen imipacicant | gslted S e him to repeat the remark. “I said e Ranon e wineart JdRolnced Laffan (X ot T S o (IRD L JuAt s wellmakets ST e i T Gine fovari tha) calitidoatiat, replied the judge, BT (he, et e motkovens| hds SRIUenEsen You St ; {0 11 years and three months.” Laf- ing the ground at I had just | 2 f ing re ¥ left the top of a high hill and soon fan had nothing miore to say }'[ was floating over the valley be | | yond. | I don't know how I should hav gotten down had not nature assist- ed the. T rose steadily until the cold- er air of the high levels and the absenee of friction both had their effect on my tires, when T gradually floated down and made my way back to the road again, “Since then 1 have not experi- right tionably a |in such glory as comes cit na t if the United States did | not recol the Ordinarily the government mig which are “on the grand clreuit;” R soviet republic. oolidg 18 made a mis- | which means that there was horse Mr, Warren at at- Mr. € wanting rac on a mile track at Charter | These modern pants were invent- : | cd in a harem. Ameriea merely took but the ad- | ou (he puckering string at the bot- much for | tom. g 5 k of sucl mportant d hen the is jolidge | Oak park, and every ve who will suffer the conse- | rubber-tired e v American Intercsts, Atehes | MIN jon cannot do quenc courtesy Pre | to the | Stnclair after t which the far | Which th shoulc America m Cultivating | manners as an aid to succeas; 1 governmen for- | s . he government in f0T°{ jng pag manners to show how gre: Eng. | vign oil resources was indicate 4 bY | you have become. ratification of the treaty with Colom- | ot sincluir interests figur 1eWSpapeTS 2 a A eld good 1 terest of WHEN THE PEOPLE N GET INTERESTED Governor Tr co w Corr this o | eried daughte 000,000 in conformity With | o5 o fy (Protected by As Inc.) 4 sentence: “Oh!” ‘jgn’t it glorious to | in the morning: iated Lditors, which that government ¥ bia, by that government suffers in cfficieney paid because the people do not take suf- 3ut for f the old Panama canal disagrecment, | ; {ng done to pave the way te ficlent interest in it undoubtedly s | cl; ere will be no more grand being done to pave the way to nd the au yment of Colombia's oil based upon sound observations and | cirg y American interests. er Ouk; a Feb, 26.—George (*Dutch”) Meyers, manager of Bert Colima, middleweight, lost his sec- ond's license yesterday for his at- tempt Tuesday night to revive Colima with water and smelling sajts after the fighter had been sent to the canvas by Mickey Walker, the welter champion, in the seventh round of a 12-round bout at Vernon. Upon Meyer's attempt, the referee stopped counting and disqualified the fighter, it was announced yesterday following discussion as to whether Colima actually had becn counted out. a realization of the shortcomings of | thorities at Readville, noting How this Saghalien isiand mater still, | tt1ed is one, of the hardest s we have it 25 Years Ago Today From Paper of That Date government tion at Hartford, promptly p there is something fo say on #he down their proud ensign a 4 1 in the present ad- r citics got the “franc s i L | other side. | west ! Recognition of RUs- Qurs is v i rn- T atever it is that B % u 2 'he Gentlemen's Driving elub en- | tertalned the Rockville Driving . club at its rooms Saturday evening, the L ! c the featurc of the evening being a| " ors gelting | nool tournament. Rockyille won, | mented with hot air, at least not in 211 to 206, and now has a 461-333 | connection with automobile tires. lead over the local ciub, —_— A William H. and Mary A. Ibelie of | Perfect Accord nley quarter have sold a tract of | Mrs. Payne: “I don’t believe you jand to A. H. and Alice Pyatt, intend to give me any mone The parlor | The seven-period stem went| Payne: “Thal's once we believe FageT, ; 4 2 iss also favor recogaition, into effcct at the high school today. | alike! m g ous h g DOIENEYSis F O Never hus | BY this system some pupils will get t becabaciotione s out 40 minutes earlier in the after- noon. who | ere ; oven for tre- ment, and selee i I their v expect a « 1 Boston, CONCESNIOnE: to do the a just them rators of and Engla: sent the details, do t rying and Borah, represent- + is the ohief | for recoghi- | Meyendorft, Continental beauty, ended when the searchers attended a theater. There, on the stage, they saw the missing noblewoman playing as “Stella Arbenina” and she informed them she would continue hex' stage career. \ 100k ¢ cnator ost in peo such sleep about 1S I8 necessary. spokesman But tives prove T e ¢ is chairman of the for- | | relations committec He Was Raised! Curtis: “I got a ten dollar Jast month.” n: “Let me sell you Not so fast —-it was my Jet t boodling . ¢ combination of the o conspir copt with a those Comm Griswold {—the parlor bol | notified several storckeepers yester- 1| day afternoon that they must re- move boxes and other obstructions from the walks in front of their| | places of bustn~ss. The obstructions | — | were added to this morning There will be a warming | |in Matthew Koverman's new house | | in the-eastern section of this eity | | this evening. The building is not | yet completed but is far enough ad- Yanced Lo permit of a dance and the Observations serving of a supper. On The Weather |"'nub vas in co morning after being fou in a house on Harvard | urday evening the police 1 that he had obtained permission to | ep there, but not from the right on. He was released New Britain and D | been admitted to the Ir | tic association, which will meet in Middletown on May The Aurora Sociél club will Told | its second grar ring & ¢ Y ‘ Holmes' hall Tt will Sgrlie s . dalteonit g 4 " N be in charge of the following young | MeCotmies Y assptonm LIE A ; it ad men: J. S. Meskil pan; J. H. | Mc®arthy. W. J. Gears, P. - Van W. A. Dave pinth anit lodge, O. QA v wr and or get caus . h00 o so hand in hanc vists—been Y 3 s a New York Trumbuil peoplc interest king ¢ a desired ¢ .. V. Longhway. wi ip on maier. Wh dispat he Editor's Gossip Shop Just as the humor offered in the Fun Shop has, at ail times, been general in appeal, so must your oss word limericks and their de- | ‘ scriptions avoid anything that's 2 timely, local, political, or religious. | v ‘ Do not thi er, that an e : cellent limerick is ¢ o write, We are going to apply our well-known { ‘ rigid rules for acceptances to the| ‘ Jimericks. We want only the best ] We suggest, because the cross | | word limericks we are running this . ’ L b 1 B 1strial hoom what we sha SENATOR McCORMIC ity @ PUBLIC CAREER o Me( house ing that the Charter O yrmick Tone Medill OIL 1IN THE BACKGROUAD ity | OF DIPLOMACY elect rom T he W the mick Moosc prine The issued the orm warning Republican pa 1 rament c \ week are really models of ‘what we cut them out and | save them. If you did not save those of Tucsday and, Wednesday, 4 stamps to our circulation man- | ager for back copies. { And She Js i restaurant): “How do | to be working here?" Alice (wait “When my friend lie made me sary of New | promise that T'd wait for him.” v —Flla Harries, = P inday - 1 re in| Nobody loves a flat man. Beyer, Louis sent 4| the celebra- | Northwest | P! A on Atlantic to Eas northwest Storm of over east- | have | want, that you scholas- | old its display northeast- social in § this eveni He 2 much you happ st he vel t Jillion to 3 diminishing | Ge went away as oh- | | v York: SNOW R. hal exercises w | served in afternoon charge of 8. Edelson, M Harry Alex, Sonken, and Edelson. Middletown lodge group of members to onight; 8 n nortl 4 .central Vriday generally. fair and | yest gales diminishing. | The disturbance | Lake region yesters | tion. trough of low| New Brital extending from Vermont | no longer be able to take advantage southwestward to Maryland. 1t | of price cutting in laying sidewalks 1 in intensity during theY as the four lotal concerns have ws. It is causing rain | agreed that it will be profit- “oast and enow in the in- | able to them to sct a standard price pass out to sea to- | for this work. The concerns in the a long ridge | agreement b Smith, overseas g his z jng Hs The Tricky Triolet Counter He did not lik . . nor the 1 the Ve Conditions portions nort The Electric Moment was about to get a Kiss. Emotion thrilled her to her toes; r Oh, moment of ce h.:iirfl. Ix_Hs: \VHEN You SUDDENLY V|ND \{OURSELV IN 3 o ek el 8 THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, WIM THE OFFICER : Miss; SIGNALING THE TRAFFIC 70 COME AREAD, ONK BUNDLE I ’,‘;;",,“f"" SLIPPING STEADILY FROM UNDER YOUR LEFT ARM, A . BAG OF ORANGES THAT HAS BURST (M STRING, AND AN UMBRELLA BOBBLING TRANSVERSELY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS . She was about to get a Kkiss,— But had to stop to blow her nose. ¢ r Sy e GCLUYAS © McOure Newspaper Syndical N (0 —Hazeldine Krug. this % of the came one She the American entry wtral over the operty owners will Senate jay now forms a Property L 1 with Japai pressure clud chie d child labor He was one Pr0~ | There may be somc ponents © propo ch smoke- ich recently falled to alarn Long waited, goodness amendment, W meet the approva remarks in pehalf of it were quoted Senator McCormick's widely | . 2 ¢ 3 llowed by were Thomas C. o : x ssure producing pleasant | L. CABaker & Co., M. J. Halloran, | the 'h low temperature be-|and W. W. Hanna, The charge in Rockies and the Missis- | the future will be $1 a foot. | Leon Loomls of Plainviile is on | favo! hoard a United States training ship |H was that a "Hfl\'.h‘ sorvant cou d b A o illing to do some ous 1 > ) 81 4:.” 11 v | H expects e able to ‘Y;ll IXH.; & very rich man and still repres nt " cleaning ¢ this end. Ko in- "o, bome in aboul two months. | T United States recognizing | ed weather W and | % ween main con- government Yort their so-cs pebegeays Slangey Susan bution to American politica e — tributiol sibid hoet FDu’ yob take man be your mate for weal or woe 1" and *colder weather.