New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 25, 1925, Page 6

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The flerald s on sale oally I New York at Hotallng's News Times Bquare; Schults News 8t Entrance Grand Central. 4Ind street. e S UNSIGNED LETTERS l TO WASTE BASKET | Tn the editor's mail this morning there were two “Communications,” neither of them signed. It s con- trary to the rules of this office to | print articles, pertinent though they may be, which lack the signature of & responsible person. The communi- cations were consigned to the waste basket. LINCOLN SCHOOL AGAIN UNDER FIRE i A new school in the west end s | deemed so necessary that there is no room for argument against it, ac- cording to the west end residents, The Lincoln street building is one of the oldest in the state, and is de- clared to lack every requirement of a modern school building. If these complaints are true it is an imposi- tlon upon parents to force them to send their children to such an anti- quated building. ~ The condition of the Lincoln school has been under attack for several years; but no appreciab gains have been made in improving it because of the evident Impossibili- ¢ty of improving the building ac- | eordiug to modern s ndar, The recent scarlet fever and diphtheria epidemic west end are laid to insanitary conditions in the Lincoln school; many think it is no coincidence that such an epi- | ™ demic should gain headway in such a bullding when of ings were not the scene of such an epidemic. argument ing end s to why 1 all be structic ; but they would not be ed to find a dearth of convincing reasons for failure to provide such & structure. A modern school in the west end | is one of the muost importunt issues before the seliool should 1. ect it fou range to c et the building. WILL MEAT BECOME A SCARCE ARTICLE? For generations Americans been rogard tunate in not heing able copious X 1 In Engl: ! leet from time s been A standard part of t om but to a lcs . s the war because of its higher duc ford to result fower herds on the fail there will be decid than at pres 1t enough cattle to ofcr to the T Srs, there naturally v produced. Tt will be poss Amerlcan heuscwife 1 purchases with a smalier githough she - will nced pursa, say, the cattiem As an exporter of has stood”in the front the present. If there is sufficiency in the future for our o needs, it is clear that there will be po surpius for export. Of gourse, we do not know if thing has been lines bef t ply 15 nothing to worry about profits, they will raise more herds and fn a few years the Wil = or may — g artical 1 lkely that there w @ive forebodings of = ®sttlemen for higher meat costs, This sort of sometimes unsuccessfully, Ask any physician and he will | slL el | you that a lessened meat sup- would be healthier And there is this to consider: Tf | mead wrices go higher, as s fore- caste cattiemen will make higher again will be plenty of meat and the pricc down, In the meantime we will not eross the vege- tavian bridge until we reach it, THE ARMS CONFERENCE AND THE PROTOCOL 1 most important point relat- protocol is contained in of that document, and has en generally overlooked. This article says that the protocol will not come into force until the adop- tion of a general plan for the re- luction of armaments by the pro- posed Geneva disarmament con- ference. 1t within a period to be fixed by the latter conference, the council of the Leag 1s that the plan for reduction of \rmaments has not been carried out, | then the protocol is to become null and void. The whole plan thus hinges on the success of the pro- | posed disarmament conference — | and if the United States, through President Coolidge, makes a move in that direction, it appears 11 he no disarm- | ament conference under the proto- col plan, and the entire protocol | scheme may fall through. Austen Chamberlain, British for- eign secretary, has de the attitude of his government to- ward the protocol has not been de- termined; that it desired to study the subject more fully. Both the MacDonald and Herriot ministrics, which were chief advocates of the Geneva protocol, believed that the problems of Eu- rope could be settled without the articipation of the United State ut the new Baldwin-C! Churchill government of Great | Britain is regarded as putting more | | faith in A glo-American co-opera- tion. When Austen Chamt the Council at Rome requested a | postponement regarding a state- | t as to the Bri o attitude to- col, it v ed ward the States on the protoco nat only the othe im- Kknov rere 1na- col was fi Coolidge hesitated abu other disarmament conference can with v be regarded | sired armaiment that it is time for ti 1 to act independently. 1 ) sand i I « pr seheme, W Ir Free Stat 1 Can 1 o rat e 1 it tt T pendent attitude \ust 1 ith Africa have f 1 10 ticipate i i he J . Cou P \ (of th = A ) Articie 11 of the f Vritls A u s s according AT 1 on b \ rnmer 1 1 o the Cc Leag N ” I Xt th. 1t the inouncement Is not fay Geneva will have to be, postponed, or more likely, wiil be cancelled al- and with 1t | lone in various nmurl Fact; and Fancies today; sometimes suc- | Dignity 18 a mask men use to conceal their weaknesses. | | The petting part starts before L | marria the petty part soon there- mfl” American goVernment cgarding the protagol. garded from the however, that that | United States was vitally inter- it the people ato less moat they in thes proposed disarmament e Cross word Limericks You can pick the hicks; They act ik most important at a tashionable re- Moral: Buy Your Flowers were not held and the protocol failed, the initiative for . Washington, 1t would seem that the isn't as con rung administration SatSeriing Is already consider- ing taking the initiative, which may oncs who tell on us, - . The time of year a young man's i fancy lightly turns to thoughts of Jove, Hate is the since L AL is ni are now as many radios as automobiles to its further existence In the statistics as are 1,000,000 re- ceiving scts trained upon, the ether sometimes al8o < | Who have nothing to worry about except static, The original investment in rac approximate seven billions of doliars; the annual | 1t pags to be upright. Look how | expenditure for upkeep is estimated one billion dollars, Welshmen, of Nations | And growing WAy st ! Early suce ter on it affects only the midriff People who 16 years or 5o ago re- | garded the ever widening use of the “craze” are today development of the radio in a similar light. But just as o dishppointed regarding the automobile, so they gra Ikely disappointed . To make an effort ivcumference. . il o CLICUIMISIEES i | 4. What girls usc to wink with. 5. What rellows spend money on, It is easy to tell a spurious south- erner. He doesn’t enthuse about regarding the it | Still, the on a fool of himself is the one Who | isn't & fool to begin with, Let those who never break the | speed law cuss congressmen for “craze,” but a permanent institu- & breaking the dr Adversity s allright. N h ever hecame heavywelght champ by | South Norwalk that yeggmen licking little fellows, 4 while attempting to a safe in a building adjacent to police d that| ishing contempt in which the po- lice are held by some of these irk- But such contempt in this case was not well deserved, in- asmuch as a policeman killed one of the yeggmen and the other two ! were later lassoed by the law. should be a rule in the yeggmen's not to blow started a fire with gasoline. | Character enables a map to stand | alone, but it's reputation that en- | ables him to get a loan. to a police station. Schoo! kids didw't drink in the | ; old days. Parents weren't too busy Dristol manufacturer, did not | waiging hell to raise . children. indicates two thing: fhen we say people epend their not anticipate v foolishly, we mean they | imitdtions. ' spend it for the things we'd like to| I can never guess what they're imitating, he wished such a post in r school build-{"® his legal heirs. Most people making a will until eircum- have. to consult with ted | Tew great reformers were mar- | hins is the peculiar privilege of those who have no childreu's shoes Rockwell, prior to the illness which caused his de to buy. Correct this sentence “0f course doesn’t drink, child,” man; “he’s a public (Protected by lent | pess, an- | N. J., when two Pennsyl- standing at the station — a pli arded with signa benefit of the hospital Thursday | jn skool. wd B $400 for ¢ prior to the Russwin 1. v evenings, netted about 100 years makes a century, only ladies of the hospital | most peeple dont live long enuff to | committe 15 estimated, the | prove i, j um being Hled to eu- 1t everybody slept 24 hours one padity at hoth performances, day they would all wake up the ¢ (ce impossib Constable Lawrence of Berlin w “},Uln'r tomorrow and be that much {called upon to act as Solomon {Ne | giger without having had eny fun or day and fulfitled his duties ac- | out of it unless they had a lot of ¢ somebody blundered. is to have auto- tably. The ¢ hinged on | fynyy greems. ssion of two hens. The con- | gy are 12 munths in every [stable took them into the middie of | coor“heidg the only reason Crisse [the roud and let them go. TheY | hag’ comes as often as it does. den at noon by th lumy le aliowed them to re- AT T e LAl He'll Answer Your Questions, New b iin Hig cated Meri- Himaioy LR e after= oo girl who would become a bride } core of 35 to 8. Mo~ | pay yaik with Wally on the slde; impliyecore A0 o Red and | (44 gisillusioned brides will get Gold's 19 field goals. MHitehcock, | g1 gage advice from him, you Gilehrist, ‘Wilson, Pri and nd it is claimed Pinches also had their cycs on the | re s fluid milk in dairying in- st prices for | driving iAW chUM I ELe Tell me what to do; noon with the curiains of the S| pm peiltnt, but iy ohiarma are riage closed. Another man thoug i carrlage Wag unoccupicd and { oy o can 1 corral a man? methods of coldest this ing long- ns 1 jmprovements aliisaa quick! tation, As it Is now, « in t ather ; tor :‘; Winter Indoor Sports ¥ 2 | Dear Wally: stand on the her th Dea ,;”1‘ the bu i A :m‘ Occuly vision you possess, i Martin Gaudizn desires ft | ADd 80 this secret will you please : *$ OVT | Wy 1s it bare-backed dames in eve- |the Rr | his charac ) | being additional work | Wise tatlor- so trimmed hats Mrs. H. A. Miller and Miss Mar- | ' Libel Suit Settled ) ous statments con aret Miller of Avon are spending days wi the Misses Nancie | They don't catch-cold because, from 1 Alta Judd | every gink, 3 The list of Lenten epeakers at St.| Warm glances keep the tempera- Mark’s church has been prepared ture hot H Tt includes TR fror Plainville, | The Editor's Gossip Shop Meriden, and W McEnroe & Eger advertise Amerl | favorably received? can mixed candy at 9 cents a pound. | We'll tell the world! ted last week out of cc 1S BETTER ported today | in his condition \n1 was sald 1o | Shaving Stick eved th EMDLUENT now bes passed. 'NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1925, / - ) { BY ROBERT QUILLEN A poct went out fn the =—— (1) e A To gather some flowers, and = Dbetter, but it (2) a regular job, | A8 he stooped o'er to —— (3) R A wasp cried: “What e——! (4) is foolish to be unkind to|¥ See & first-class place to ———(5) . s, Our neighbors are the career sounds form of flaty| =~ O envy, always. | 2 What some men have found they canuot do, since prohibition has part come. Ic.. To pick, as feathers from a | chicken, . 4. The most popular lady in the world, 5. To pierce, With a sharp pain. | PR H Served Her Right ‘s;.m a fellow, a handsome young Said the girl: "Don't you ——(3) Or youw'll get a black —!" (4) And that's why she died an old = (5) letter 1" has thrived among . . Part of a knife. . What you hint In the summer time, ss swells the head. Alleviation f Boss: “What! Another raise? Not six months ago T gave you a raise o get married on." Employee: *“Yes, sir, but I want this one for a divorce.” hly man who can make | Charity Hammond: *T thought Boggs was going to distribute clothing to the poor.” Pringle: “He was, but not a sin- gle newspaper reporter ghowed up.” —Morris Rose, law. hody. I Do Not Like People Who Give Imitations 1 do not like people who give| imitations — imitations of a train| leaving a station, of an elusive mosquito, of someone sawing wood, | < of a rooster crowing, of a com-| writer asks what has become | Pressed-air drill, of a skyrocket in | the old-fashioned cook. She |actiom, of a croaking bull-frog, — imitations of a man ripping his trousers, of a waiter opening a bot- tle of champagne, of a saxophone | band, of a bumble-bee, of a alter- | cation between two of an ins | ebriate on his way home, of a fer-| ocious lion, of an excited spectator | watching a horse race, of a dialect | or someone else giving an imitation. No, I do not like people who give —Martin A. Blumenfeld. No Dream Mrs. Oswald: “Last night I dreamt that you had”opened a new business and that your office was 1 th flowers and palms.” se palms were the | men. Kick tlie world's iid the —Rebeccal Miller. offi ssoclated Liditors, Time Kid Boots The smallest amount of time is ond, being so short we dont a put together are libel to be mon- From Paper of That Date otoniss 1t we havent to do the time. There are 60 compleet minnits in nything speciul play “Priscilla,” put on for | every hour, especially wilo you are nto the complainant's coop and | t and played we For Brginy Girls Without Beauty Dear Wal They scem afraid of es. The dritcr let out v. He ! ar Mary Ann: was . Mary Ann. nurse, my dear, in a year s do get sick. Grab one, \dications are that the r Makes lots of mc Become one. Men fo Sick men get mushy. 1 so compa will rish N t ning dress | Will always catch the eye, but not Catch Cold. Smith & Co ivertises s for $5 to $17.50: | My Dear Catch Cold: g 15 101 : x A They catch the eye, T think, scause we like to see what we should not Were the cross word limerickks No other counter in the Fun Shop has met with such a response Tor the rest of this week, as you | have been told, we will display ‘ enough cross word limericks so that | you can understand exactly what we wish | A good deal tha humor of The New FreelyLathering (lticura For Tender Faces e | conversation, of a hand-organ . . .|f¥ Have you sent in your share? Beauty and the— Miss Craven (his stenographer): | “Did you buy your wife & new Fullerton: “Yes." Trimmed beauti- Miss Craven fully, T suppo! Fullerton: “I'N. say T was!" =L. V. Loughway, Solution to Yesterday's Oross Word Limericks . 1, Toe; 2. Beau; 8, Trof; 4 Hot; 5. Oh! 1. Little; 2. Rushed; 8. Sap; 4. Girl; 6. Brittle, Not Prepared A small newsy had his foot caught by a hurrying truck. The physiclan accompanying the ambu- lance that was called prooeeded immediately to discard shoe and stocking, 3 An unbelievably dirty foot hove In sight, ¢ “Why, you little plrate,” he half wrathfully exclaimed, “why didn't you wash your feet?" Tie youngster regarded the foot for a momea then answered non- chalantly enough: “Aw, how'd I know 1 was goin' ter git runned into!" nr et s (ql.) th th 1 --C, C. Curtis, The happiest people are thosc A (.:;x h the maple tree's (Copright, 4 Rsproditotion T"orbidden) NAVY TRANSPORT 1S BOOZE SUPPLY Marings Figure in- Sensational Raid on Govt. Vessel Norfolk, Va., Feb. 25.—A raiding party of marines boarded the navy transport Beaufort when she docked here last night from the West In- dies and seized several hundred gal- lons of liquors. Some of the liquors, the raiders said, were taken from the staterooms of officers ranging n rank from’pay clegks to licutenants. The raid was conducted under direction of Captain Wilbert Smith, assistant commandant of the naval base here. Orders for the action were4ssued by Rear Admiral Welles, commandant of the fifth naval dis- trict, who is said to have received information of liquor being aboard the transport from customs officials here. S As soon as the vessel was docked, the marines were thrown around her and no one was permitted to leave until a thorough search was made of every cabin and the cargo. The confiscated liquor was taken to the administration building at the base, where it will be held until a court of inquiry can be convened to ix responsibility. ‘Whi the Beaufort was being searched all telephones out of the naval base were kept under surveil- lance and the gates closely guarded. Several automobiles which attempted to get out of the reservation were I scized after they were found to con- tain liquor. schedule between Norfolk and West by government officials, study the case. It wa martial. by court martial. Collegi: Dance ton Grange.—advt, Hello! Hello! | You CALL UP THE NATIONAL COMPY EARMUFF CO. AND ASK TOR YOUR | TOOTH HAS COME OUT AT LAST AND ARE INFORMED 11’5 MR. WEETS, OF THE SALES [ | T™HE STOCKRODM AND WE'L. \ th L: limerieks, aside from the limericks themselves, are the de. scriptions of the words. MEDICINAL ANTISEPTIC One of the prize-winning exhibits of the sculptors’ exhibi Its inseription reads: “Know’st thot when Fate thy measure takes, or when she’ll say l1.0 thee, T find thee worthy—do this deed for me.” v @ tion at Boston, Mass. \ \ Observations On The Weather “Washington, Dy C., I°ch. 25.—For southern New England: Warmer tonight, colder Modecrate to fresh shift- ing winds hecoming fresh northwest Forecast for eastern Rain tonight and probably Thur: north and central portion He left at noon for London, accom| | west winds shifting Thursday morning. The western disturb- | ance has moved from North Dakota castward to Michigan last 24 hours, settled weather in the upper Missls- | sippi valley and northern pertion ot Pleasant weather | prevails generally in other scctions 5. The tempera- I'he Beaufort operates on regular ture continucs mild and eastern scctions, Conditions favor for this vicinity unsettled weather with perature followed hy colder Thursd Indian ports, and carfles supplies eh. 25.—Violations of the law as well as of navy regu- lations apparently are involved in the case of the navy transport Beaufort, which transported liquor into Hamp- ton Roads, it was pointed out today ARNOLD STILL CONSIDERING stol Chamber of Commerce, No report has reached the mavy + i e ! department and the action to be tak- 25 Years Ago TOday even notice it, but enuff seconds) " not pe announced until Sccretary Wilbur has lad chance to sald that those found guilty might be tried cither by a federal court for violat- ing the prohibition laws, or by court w Britain Chan the committee y Arnold will announce y of this week, not he will accept the offer. HENLINE A HOLDOUT. Bloomington, 1., Feb. (“Butch™) Henline, Thiladeiphia Under the prohibition law, it is illegal to bring liquor into American waters and under navy rules no liquor may he kept ahoard ships. In most cases where the arrests are mafle by navy officers, the trial is a 1925 contract, Several clubs in th major league his services. When you think of classified ads [ bombs, so that it would not revea {0 the public the helplessness of thy think of the Herald. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Discretion Is The Better Part Of Haste. BREAKS OWN RECORD Minneapolis, Minn., ¥eb, 25.—Bol Skelton, crack American Olympi| swimming _star of the Illinois Ath) letic club, shattered his own world’ record in the 200-yard breast strok event in the Central A, A, U. meq here last night, His new time E gainst the old record of 2:3 second ! LLOYD GEORG Birmingham, Eog b, 25 ormer Prime Minister Lloyd Georg was was taken ili with a sore throa after teeching here Saturday 4 make a specch, had recovered su ficiently today to be able to travel panied by his wife and his secre tary. o Wi oo is Admirat ti R, Shod who, it was testified b Licut. Col. W. G. Shauftler, Jr. m} aireraft inve t warships by aeria n ke fore the hou the sinkin — YU EXPLAN THAT TS YOUR MiS- TAKE AND IT'S MR JOHN J.JONES | VOU WANT, YES, MR. JONES OF THE { SALESDEPT ALLRIGHT, THEY'LL CONNECT YOU RIGHT AWAY' YOU BEGIN BRIGHI DUCKSIE AND THEN REALI THAT THE OTHER VOICE DOESNT SOUND QUITE LIRE JOHN'S HUSBAND =~ DU CAN HARDLY WAIT T0 TELL HIM THAT JUNOR'S TIRST LOGSE. YOU GET THE CONNECTION AND ASK SUSPICIOUSLY * JOHN 2" e | TO WHICH VOKE REPLIES . 1E FXPLANATIONS TO MR. 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