New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 2, 1925, Page 6

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY tosued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Didg. 67 Church Btreet SULSCRIPTION RATE® $5.00 & Year $2.00 Three AMuath 6. ® Month Entered at the Post Office at New Britain as Second Class Mall Matter, TELEPHONE CALLE Rusiness Office Editorlal Rooms . The only profitatle In the City. press room al Clreulation ays pen to advertisers Member of the Associated I'ress. 1 exclusively en re-publication of 3t not otherwise + and also loca) Press lited to It The Assoc! titled to th Member Andit Bureaun of Ulreulation, B. C. n a natlonal organization h furnishes newspapers and adve with s strictly st analysls of o statlstics This iney agains Grand Central FILM CENSORSHIP OF DOUBTEUL UTILITY ing picture i somethi ns beli | nec ymething t i h the bill of Repregentative I . Averill, | who s a st to wishes a s An i that board we e § portant part of the p ate pay- pass on filu ‘ | | uld be UI“\‘ hand roll, so t addi political p to out, that there would be £ 82| a flim of Another imp charged for re 000 fect or le or each ad- ditional f | What ers d like It board is - ever of th they what w ask. Thesc cly agree as to what is objectionable in a film, and pt s 0! an a to meet the differing re- quir vario wte boards is a oss task. result is that strait-jacket. There recor Boards perpet mutilations of hoy the industry is are 1s e ip | s, until no sem- to ¢ 1l remains and blan result that is worthless with a any standpoint. If there were a frorm broad-minded individuals with trained boards too many cases E boards pointees No film dreds of thousands ot dol producer, sp production of conceptic should arying cals of nsorship such risks worthy y de- ed in to produ mercies to wic And 1¢ ther prevent ther the evid minds 1t is that an ate species financi v | flms presented is doubtrul, " | megaphone, the theatrical in- How to save the public from itsclt 15 a problom that the business, terests should help to solve. majority of men in the convinced do not wish level of th who we are worst, oh othl- | to descend to th should themselves adopt ) stick to them cal standards and should be zealous o | They | reputation as provider tertainment and indicate a desire | discourage those | joopardizo heir who are willing to standings through pursuit of quick gains with im r o quostio entertain- igh ethical in other liney | y during the ve- | vical inter movement, o most theaters od to immoral films, production unprofiti- is a mujor operation elscwhere has Jurts good plays and bad There are scenes and | not y good plays that | \ssume nudicnees ar morons; | enes and incldents are a re- de- | ually are an integral such s of life as the author and of the| fre- development ards of censorship, acking a sense of art, order shears used. | is room for reform in the | and there | There moving picture busines: evidenees that the Ha n't reformed as had been but whether a state board of cen- | are 'y organi- zation things as thorough expected; sorship would advance the quality of MORET HOKUM INTENDED TO FOOL US is in the bunk air. President More '8 aided time Cooli cultural Commission, Secretary of Commerce 1l end of the al abetted by Hoover, is at the According to this report, we should strive to be a “self-contained nation. ¢ a pleasant pel- let, but t) rope Sound, is what is meant: to be utterly ignored goods or »f American prod 0 to be Amer Furope is a ignore | 1as a | | ler of goods to ure in | arms, In short, we manuf produce on the for ourselves alone, be imported to from Europe, if it can be avoided. The tariff s to be th prime fac- tor in keeping forcign goods out of country. foreign simply will not bother cour we about it in the When tifis Eystem great self-contained | evolved rica, the | omatical- ving can b 30 perc Much of thi re¥t the told by n v at rmer. H bure thin farm 1erous that the do is to tarift on produ foreign produgts from in farm prices. ¢ and the only re- an uuexampled depre arm ine there were s of and d for s abroad, Js in parts of farm produ sion report foreign 18 grain 10 it is for- s do likewise vergly & As con- presen indeed Kkept busy sup | k | they are, it is unlikely that farmers | two 8 theory, In the nearly too much to grasp. tirst place, how s this liv- ing standard ar to be raised? ‘There two ways to do it - the only by nercusing relative value it 30 poreent of | the wiit | the money o point where purchas 20 to ad ditlonul goods, and then wages to remain as they are; or to permit | raise wages 20 or 30 percent, thus the | But what Inercasing buying power that | much, in latter contin- of the = they | the geacy, would become cost of munufactured goods also would raise. themselves 20 pe And in that farmer would be distinetly the when buyin or the loser 30 percent, case g his manufactured rve- | quirements The tariff entire scheme is & higher camo ©. One writer gays | that the that the have plan is based on the thdory American farmer should complete agricultural protec- tion and “also be tolerant of com- plet the protection for everybody else, high stundard of living for everybody in | whole looking for a America." But the tarmer discovers that his hoped-for higher standard of living | just now is entirely dependent upon Buropean demands for his wheat. And the manufacturer on a large continues to bank on dispos- ing of his surplus in foreign mag | New York have made exhaustive studles of | hanking {institutions | the foreign ooded with markets and have | American manufacturers | favorable reports upon them. In some lines we can't and don’t but in other lines, as machinery and automobiles, E: compete; such | ropeans can't begin to compete with us. Not for many a day has such a | smoke-screen report bheen issued in Washington. Conditions Leing what will be as for the bunked by it; ¢ snicker. | all :Wm\" hold, the windshield is dirty THE MAYOR’S THREAT REGARDING CHARTER | Notice by Mayor Paonessa that he | will not cooperate to enforce a cm\w‘ to the t‘\l,\'i or should the Common Council | templated amendment char insist on making it, elicited unfavor- able comment by the Hartford | Coprant, which said such a refusal | would be a breach of the mayor's | of office, } oa re would have heen no i favorable comment from the Cour- ant were {he mayor Republican and | the majority in the Comynon Council | Tn a case the | Democratie. such | mayor would have heen commended | [ithe battie as exercising rare independence and | good judgment. | THREL SENTENCES IN | NATIONAL CASES | conviction Sentences followin came in three cases of ional | ominence past few days, and | |in cach case the law exacted a full i of flesh. he editor of Broadway Drevities, | pou! mails to court using the defraud, a il in federal iving the ath taking sentence | Atlanta and a heavy blackmhil 1 with oper- f six year the picable ss he ontractor, John ompson, of conspiracy to de- the nment in allocation clerans! contracts, hospital Jusly referred to in these col- « conviction of Gaston charge of conspiring which conviction ad 5 wo years in prison 10, were the other tar performances, In all threc vy appeals are cx- cases th One of t ses that Attotn has decid- dict | crul Harla Stone drop is t former assistant | other defendants, iracy to defraud judici of the six were wssociated with, the Defe it was chargec regulations.” | members of, or , and it hat was | ert acts.” supreme | ir demurrer | indefinite. | the decision ator Wh fa, irrespec- | in Montana Fact: and Fancies | BY BOBERT QUILLEN | | pe old age ramily4 the trouble 18 that irivers never going are not even 8 jail, |up a car to get the jack. | money out of 1 In the Iharm’s way by taking her life, s a don't o for funny language. People » south for the winter, They the golf. | Annual Mid-Winfer sales The Fun Shop, for the benefit of its patrons, announces clearance sales which will take place all week. At any rate quotations from the | NCW as they are, every counter of modern-langunge Bible won't be | humor — with & fow exceptions — credited to Shakespeare, | must be‘cleared in order to provide PR | room for newer creations ordered by any other some time ago and all ready for dis- as difficult to viay, iy Today i v Verses Hell will have few terrors for the | Janglos. man whose love letters have been| Tomorrow — Infants' wear. Thad Lin loourt Do your fun shopping early! He muy be stopplng te get the jack to hold up the car or to hold Repudiation it just name makes get Amazin values in and reverses and Jingle- That botanist who says the sap disappears in winter knows little about drug store loafers. The Tense Moment By Mrs. J. B. Copeland He planned “to whisper his love in her ear Because he was cursed with a lurk- ing fear That he would he overheard; |80 he tenderly lifted her golden world grows more cfficient. | Nair old days you couldn’t have|To murmur his wonderful held & dance in @ room 9 by 12. | there, | That soul-cnthralling word, The wets have one good argu- ment, The prune doesn't show its until it goes dry. The secret Entranced he gazed at the shell- | like car zxposed on the head of the maiden dear Tt never was seen bhefore. | He looked in silence; the malden thought, “His message with such import 18 fraught, He ponders it o'er and o'er.” Too many of these chaps who have | “personality” use it to borrow money. i And so the welght of the warth | has changed. Perhaps that is be- | cause woman has her thumb on it. | She said not a word, but she sweet. ly smiled Though her soul was filled with | emotions wild, With maidenly doubts and fears; Her breath grew shorter, her heart beat fast, And then he uttered the words at last— “Why didn't you wash your ears?" Americanism: Chipping in to help support a reformer who is try- | ing to cramp your style, On that last great day the dumb shall spe That makes it even. Money will stop talking. Marrlage is the triumph of what “Stop, look and listen” would be | G IEEEC & ES T mind right, except that the brakes anglo Counter and the jit rattles so you can't hear. . Correct this sentence: Sweetie,” said the young man; home with your folks to- The Jingle- . There fs an awful jingle-jangle When pa and ma commence to wrangle. —Edith ¥ sit at night.” (Protected by A Inc 25 Yearsr;fillgo Today From Paper of That Date Chariton. sociated Editors, . | This famous painter met his death Because he couldn’t draw his breath, J. Hartnett. . . ‘When the ocean moans as if in woe, 1s a lobster pinching its undertoe? | —H. H. B. | . . Although Little Boy Blue has lost Lis sheep, At the calves on the street he gets a peep. The G. A. R. v ans had their | . say at the Y. . last evening | and detailed their experiences in the Civil war. L. D. Penfield told of the capture of New Orleans, the siege and capture of Port Hudson, and of West Bend, Others told of Gettysburg, Pctersburg, and Jier famous encounters of the con- A. H. Fowler. v en on AlL life is full of woes and troubles; The ¥un Shop blows them ‘into bubbles. | nk Brady, formerly foreman at _John E. Zielteldt. Russell and Erwin's screw shop, has e returned fo work at that factory. | Hens wiil raise chickens if you coax Local Secretary A. L. Thompson | Rerendtyhacale” | has received the tenth annual DOt T raised a chicken on the polnt of | e Cooperative Building Bank R f w York. | A special car carried a large del- . cgation from Clan Douglas to Hart-| geiy haq her hair bobbed in a fancy | ford last evening to participate in Rendinele) | the entertainment given by | Dad shingled Beth and he sure Hartford clan 5 made her tingle, The stockholders of it —Helen* Meyer. Truding Co. met last evening and| . ~ | ed the following directors: for That" | Ltid), 5 mething! Aug Porberg and | e sighed the optimist, as he Martin Joanson; for one year, Jus- b 2 . watched the horge he had bet on| tin Wallin, John Nelson and Alfred | g iop o vat jeast 1'vé had a rua ' com- | for my money —Gracia Shull. .o the chosen mitteemen Mr. und entertincd Sweetland " ] Jogging His Memory | Bewilderedly, I stared at the neat their home on' 7 = v whist was|/litle card in my hand. Then, lean-| andon winning | N6 back in my swivel chair, T tried to remember where 1 had heard that name before, T knew she was not one of my clients, and yet— “Show the lady in!” T ordered. A moment later a most assuredly | beautiful woman entered. My strug- | gling memory tried hard, but 1 failed to recognize her. We ex- | changed’ greetings: she, familiarly, yet with a certain reserve; I, with undisguised delight! “Well, you haven't sent me any limony for oyer a month!” the cinating creature Chestnut vlayed, lirst prize. A local a legacy Lired a mate man, xpecting to receive | $300 when he married, maker at at th ‘0 married Instead o d refuscd to party. The wife, wi not lived, has repe Ho received | hat he expect- ay either whom he has 1 him to the other vas one of the ¥ exclaimed. Will you please explain — wh hen 1 remembered! Quite often a little remark like that aids the memory wonderfully! | —Edgar Bernhard. Reverses rmes H. Wall 2l Dairy Farm Yes, Yes! Go On! the Russwin 1y his eve- | Girls’ hair was made to fluft and V curl, checks were made to blush; made to wink at 1y Odd Fellows' sick ben-| are with Their Their eyes were D. Hu husi- John Walsh had rday an hoy ew York Their lips were made — oh, hush! james Megehee. No Argument Here 3irds have advantages o'er men; they bhaven't got much Meet il{ ()rphmfi{eJ Return There to Wed York, I 2—For m years, Sara Bloom tobert Green | orphans, carricd courtship by smiling across the synagogue of t1 when Hebrew Orphan uni. Yesterday | ey sit upon a barb-wire fence! they returned and were d at —R. F. Johnson. the altar of the same synagogue by Dr. Solomon 1 ormer perintendent ofthe asylum Green was a secr ¢ support philanthropic societics, avenue. Mr. the firm of Wi ond mercha groom of | |1 New Although v do mot tear thelr trousers “ 0 e Any Way to Get Ome ¢ once was a spinster who ne'er lost ler trust, From hope 1 age couldn’t wean her; minister's sermon said man 18 but dust— ordered a vacuum cleaner! —Herbert Gay Sisson. su- Mrs. e fed- of Jewish 114 Fifth is a member of Iriedman, dia- The bride and st becan ever ial 2 oday fi B v were nine ten years old, respuctively Sleep, Baby, Sleep Of all the pretty girls that came my way Not one has made me toss a sleep- less night; Attempts Murder to Save Girl From Harm Hull, Quebec, h. 2 — Victor | Beauregard, 48, c askatong, who was arrested on a charge of attempt- inig to murder his nicce, Marie Beau- | Because of some of them, all right. ard, 17, was brought here last all right! ome, which 18 40 =L flway terminus. He | oj suffered from | The Silvery Lining on, believing it | Though triplets new are out of ! place | The man is auylhing but sore; the day C. Harrigon. . 1o at his be a kindness to put his niece {tension. But 1 have oft becn sleepy through A lasting smile is on his face, He'll pay an income tax no more! ~Les Van Every. V e The Ji -Jangle Counter The femininé movement is ecasy to prove: Just open your arms and watch her move! ~Cella Lauts. ... Some things there a time will tell, Don't try to wring her age from a soclety belle, ~Mrs, Abe Heckstein, P Roads are bad each way you look; There's no detour to a pocket-book. -L T. F. that. only Not Sore, Just Determined At first I learned to play bridge whist So soclully I could exist; And then I had to learn mah joug Just when to “chow” and how to “kong;" But now they’ve got the cross word craze, They write and rub out night and days, I'm darned if I will fill & square; I'm going back to solitaire! (Copyright, 1926, Reproduction Forbidden.) PEAGE IS AIM OF FRENCH OFFICIAL Herriot Says This Is Keynote of * True Democracy By The Assoclated Presa Parls, Feb, 2, —.Peace was the guiding principle of true democracy; it had always been and would con- tinue to be the inspiration of his gov- ernment, Premier Herriot declared before an audience in Trocadera hall last night. The occaslon was a meeting or- ganized by a committee syhich seeks to erect, through the efforts of the peoples of the various nations, monument to peace on ome of the battlefields of the world war. Premier Herriot, who presided at the meeting, declared he was proud of two actions. The first was that, during the difficult pegotiations which resulted in the London agree- ment, his government had *perhaps been the first to introduce into each page of an international convention that notion of arbltration which must be extended everywhere, and everywhere replace the blood-stained and often iniquitous judgment of war." T result .following this “ray of light” at London was that substan- tial, solid realities had been substi- tuted for a long series of illusions and mirages. The second action of which he was proud was the signing of the Geneva protocol. “It was a source of pride for us, and I believe for the democracies we more specially represent, that France was the first to put her signature at the bottom of this document, which from now on awaits but the signa- ture of the other nations to be the final charter of peace,” he declared. “It can never more be said that France is a power which still medi- tates war. I say emphatically that we do not desire for our country either conquest, annexation or ex- The time has come when our great nation, so long a victim of its geographical situation—a sort of |caryatid bearing on its strong and noble shoulders the weight, the lib- erty of the world—should be reliev- |ed of this horrible fear for its safety and at least be able to pursue the noble ends of democracy.” In conclusion the premfer said he could not hide from himself the dif- ficulty of the task of ensuring peace. “To make peace a reality,” he as- sorted, “requires just as much strength, perseverance and applica- tion as to carry on war.” He appealed to edch individual and to each people to help according to their abilities toward this common goal. Stenographers, clerks, and filing clerks are favored In the Classified Ads for the follewing week, and they will do well to watch them closely for better positions. Yard & Main Office, Tel, 2708, P r< N REDS HOLD MASS N 16,000 Spellbound New York, Feb. Square Garden while On the walks outaide, meeting. speakers of the evening. lice intervention. Down with its Soviet republi handkerchiefs. Directly across the the cheering. on on $7,600 bail, where sy meeting. Other epeakers Berlin Yard +24 Dwight Court opp. Berlin Station. Tel. 2675-5. MEETINGINN.Y. Boy Orator Holds Rudiene of 2.—A elim little| boy of fourteen held an audience of | 15,000 red-bedecked men and wom- | en apell-bound last night in Madison | them to bring about a fulfiliment of the plans of Nikolai Lenin, in whos memory the meeting had been calle 5,000 more were turned away by the 200 police- | Snow in north and central and snov men dotailed to keep order at the |or rain in extreme south portion The thousands who filled | night; the auditorium enthusiasticlly sang | the internationale and cheered the |tion; fresh shifting winds becoming But they | fresh to strong north and northwes, crated no demonstration needing po- #Morris Spector, 14, a public echool | northeastward to Pennsylvania. student, was the favorite speaker of |is causing unsettled the meeting, and he, received an ova- | rain in the southern and snow in the tion when at the close of his peech | northern districts. he shouted: “Down with capitalism. | pressure cent ystem. Up with the The audience rose and shouted its delight, waving red auditorium from the speakers' stand were 400 other boys and girls from the pub- lic schools of the city who joined in!grees below zero at BLUE . FLAME . M &l ON AN extremely cold day.4 some folks open up‘all the drafts on their furnace and let her hum until the coal is bright red. This is a waste of § coal and heat. Now if you shake down the fire}{ in the morning and fill the fur-? nace with coal, slightly above the door, open the drafts for fifteen or twenty minutes until the blue flame appears, then close the chimney draft tight, but leave a very slight draft at the bottom and a small opening in the furnacedoor. You ou, to have plenty of heat all day long without going near the furnace until night. ht The first blue gas flame is very hot and should be utilized for heating the house and not wasted,, up the chimney. o |0 . The Citizens Coal Co. §' Uptown Office. 104 Arch St. Tel. 3208, Va { ENTIRE CONTENTS COPYMIOHTID CNR K | Charles Krumbein, national organ- izer of the workers' party, and Ben- jamin Gitlow, recently convicted a: an anarchist. After adopting resolutions dc- manding_the recognition of the So- viet republie, the crowd again chant- ed the internationale and filed out, quict and orderly, with their red handkerchiets, flowers or ribbons. Observations On The Weather Washington, Feb. 2.—8now or he exhorted | rain tonight and probably Tuesday clondy and to stronz morning, followed by colder Tuesday; fresh northwest by Tuesday. Forecast for Lastern New York probably clearing Tuesday | morning; colder in southwest por- of low Louisiana 1t with Conditions: A trough pressure estends from weather An area of high 1 over Nebr: T producing pleasant weather with low temperatures between - the Rocky Mountains and tho M ippi river, | Zevo temperatures were reported along the Canadian border fram orth Dakota eastward to Maiinc he dowest this morning was 48 de- White s of high and low Canada. The ar C. E. Ruthenberg, secretary of the | pressure are moving rapidly across workers' pariy, who was released a|the country and week ago from Michigan state pris- he was held on charges of violating the criminal | \dicalism law, also addressed the were: | followed by lower temperature, causing Jvequent and sudden changes in the weather in all the northern districts. 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