New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 30, 1925, Page 8

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Timer Bquare; Schulta News Stand, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd street. 1 —— e 1 ADVERTISING AND THE | NEWS COLUMNS, | Testimony given at a trial in New | York tended e that a the- | atrical to indica publication in that city said "nice things" regarding stage stars and theatrical and they orah film firms when advertised and was not so fav + disposed 1t they did not talke | a fling i Att pub type at so much a line. that gained iry fodhd the pub- | lisher and two others guilty. Tt s for any person to spend money in advertis- ing mere £oap. mercial nothi torial pol a tria much | b iy poor husiness 10 obtaln journallstic soft com- | | | Advertising space 1s a prod and should the fos of a publication, have edi nor | 5 in common with #eck to color the news columns. In alj | well regulated publications tfis is not the case. Tt will be able publications which in the past re- sorted to this species of blackmail to otic tha such few “get business” have not prospered, | and where they still are in existence, have been hard put to live down | their fornier reputation. In journalism, as in verything else, honest but it is the only policy that sur- vives. is not dnly the best polic STALE LOCAL JOKES |‘ IN VAUDEVILLE, | There seems to be an unwritten | law among that in order to strike a local note it is necessary to insert jests about vaudeville performers | the be in and near to yarious localitic city in which they happen | rienas it sho greatly dreaded fail- | emphasize that fact, | offer as a performer, and the world | the same methods were | other world-wide celebrities. | this, or even die from the effects of Miss Leginska was to produce an opera In which the singers were to be in the orchestra pit and nothing but manikins were to be on the stage Bhe clalmed, so the dispatches sad, that opera singers couldn't act and that thelr preper place was with the orchestra players, leaving actors on the stage to go through the mimickry of acting as the babel of volces pro- ceeded from the orchestra, "This got on the first page of the Herald on account of its novelty, Bhe arrived in New York shortly afterwards, evidently having aban- doned her queer operatle venture in Vienna, and straightaway hired a symphony orchestra, made it play some of her muslc, and arranged with radlo broadcasters to flutter the harmony over the ether waves. | This apparently didn't appeal to the New York music critics very favor- 1bly; there were also others to whom | such methods didn't appeal strongly. Now we hear from various of her ure and that this had something to do with her disappearance, Tt Miss Leginska is as good a pian- a composer or a conductor as she thinks she 1s, it would not have been necessary to adopt the methods | of the late lamented Mr. Barnum to | 1f she is above the regular run of artists there ought to have been no difficulty of prov- ing it In the manner that other great artists have done. The trouble with Miss Leginska appears to be that she adopted a pellmell shortcut to fame and fortune, and failed'to take into account that superlor art is mainly essential to win and hold these | opment of thic phonograph a decade things, Before Mr. Paderewskl gained world fame he started with | | enormous talent and then practiced | the plano ten hours a day for many years, giving no thought to publicity, the hiring of halls or the hiring of orchestras. When he was ready to enter the artistic arena he was will- ing to be judged by what he had to soon was at his feet. Pretty much used by There is no short cut to fame. DANGERS FROM GAS NOT YET OVER. The old joke ahout the countryman who came to the city, ensconced himself in a hotel room and blew out on retiring, was a reflection upon the supposed ignorance of the No city person was ever supposed to do country visitor with city ways. illuminating gas. But press dispatches the other day | related that 11 persons had died of | illuminating gas In New York City within 48 hours, that four had died | almost on the same day in Philadel- | phia, that workmen died from the ef- | fects of gas witlle at work in Colum- | bus, 0., and yesterday six in one fam- | others. NEW BRITAIN DAILY' HERALD, FRIDAY, JANUARY But these quotations have a way of slightly disappointing the farmer at the critical meoment, We hope he will not be disappointed this year; it will do us all good to see the farms érs get a slice of real money for & change, B RADIO AND THEATERS BOTH TO PROGH While theatrical Interests were dis- cussing the supposed inroads of ra- dio at a New York conference, pre- dicting dire disaster and taking the | stand that said interests should not in any way contribute to radio pro grams—especially free of charge=- two continents 9,000 imiles apart | were belng linked through this wire- less telephony for the first time in the history of mankind. This feat permitted the human voice, flung to the ether waves at Pittsburgh, to be heard at Sydney, Melbourne and British New Guinea, as a cablegram a few hours later in- dicated. The theatrical interests, of course, to be blamed for being | But it is fllogical to assume that use of such a great Invention as radio will be curtalled by invelgh- ing against it. Our theatrical friends were equally alarmed &t the devel- | are not uneasy. | or two ago. | R CHANGES WROUGHT IN FAIR HARVARD, Trade has its uses no less than art; but time was when Harvard univers- ity paid scant attention to the form- er and more to the latter, of Professor Baker from Harvard in favor of Yale, and the departure of | Roscoe Pound, dean of the Harvard Law school to become president of the University df Wisconsin, would ndicate that Harvard is slipping in But it is gaining in } Departure some respects. / Harvard has fust made two awards for advertising reseprch campaigns, and with the awards went prizes of | 83,000, both won by persons identi- | fied with national advertising con- cerns. The awards were made possible by Edward W, Bok, of “Peace Plan" | fame. 1t appears that Mr. Bok is | never happler than when able to | make an dward for some scheme or other; and several others have fol- | 1t is not stated why he made the awards through Harvard | except the possibility that he consid- ered the Cambridge institution fore- lowed suit. | most in commercial research, as it | tormerly was in academic pursuits, NEW HAMPSHIRE AND THE INCOME TAX. | him overdraw. | clamoring for war. | come of the old-time naughty joko ! . ” i ok N O o Fact: and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Foolish doesn't talk, money, fortunately, But' does a sweetle really taste as sweot as a sweetheart did? A moratorlum ands then elghty years! Lafayette, you were \ear! ——p— Poor Lo! Deprived of his hunt. Ing grounds and left nothing but oil wells! OH, YOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS! (By Arthur O, Ihrle). Backward, turn backward, Oh Time, in your flight, T've got to get a halr cut tonight; Tgke, me again to the old barber shop Where in a chalr T could very soon hop. T'm sick and tired of women 1 #re Walting to get a halr cut before me; I don't like modern shops, they are not right; I want an old-fashioned barber to- night, "Darn It!" sald Enoch Arden. ‘And my mal-order pistol hasn't come yet," Still, aftections that can be alien- ated can't be worth the sum asked for them, Gimme the days when the men, old and young, Had an escape from the feminine tongue; Where we found freedom thoughts to express While we played Seven Up, Check- ers and Chess; Whore we would gather to cuss and discuss Candidates, politics, wars and such fuss. is all changed now; “Wince women have bobbed; Man of his very last sanctup they've robbed. our A hick town is one where eusto- mer roars if the banker won't let You can't actually read men mn;'rhn of the purty, but you can stop pass- ing the ple., You can tell when you are on the right road. The cross roads have | 80 few wrecks. Many's the battle that's been fought and won; Many’s the race in the barber shop run; clections have been scttled Tere, Waiting our turn in the old barber's chair. Now the talk's changed to the latest in clothes, How long shall sleaves be and how short the hose; So backward, turn hackward, Time, in your flight, Find me an old-fashioned barber tonight! . Tt isn't always the thyrold gland | that makes thieves, It may be a limousine complex. Many The military age which clvilians do is mighty that within little | The less you pay for a car, the | more it is worth after an argument | with a telephone pole. By doubling the postal rate Ul Sam might carry double the matter for congressmen loss, oh free without This One's A Pippin! First Hobo:—“Want an apple, cond Ditto:—"No, t'an never eats Letween meals." ~—TFrank Morris Midkiff. Hear! Hear! “Walter, bring me a cup of tea.” “With a lemon, sir? “Yes, but she's my sister” De Soto was paddling the Missis- | ‘Seems to be a lot of good golt ground west of here,” gaid he. | And the Old Rule Holds True Yet “Ladies now wear skirts to their knees,” sald Grandpa, “Yet when I was a boy it was forbidden in good have the more it |society to even mention lez.” us and the less we | “It is bad manners to mention | 'em mow,” said his grandson. “Legs | should be seen and not heard.” —Gertrude. The more at the peoples of the world de- sire is a league that will - make them better than they expect to be. | Langwidge (By Kid Boots) Amung the things babics are born | without is langwidge, so all they can That chap who asks what has be- While Florida hus been adopting naswt been in good sociely lately, its constitution | making it Anpossible to levy income | an amendment to Village life is less straining, When you say, “Gimme the drug you can’t get the wrong number, Correet this sentence: “That cow you killed,” sald the farmer to the and inheritance taxes in that state, v Hampshire has failed to lw'n‘ its 1923 'inheritance fax valid, | store,” | do is ery and laff, generally crying more than they laff because thats the way they can get the most at- | tention. | Dogs haff to be watched at both ends to understand their langwidge, but horses can ony move their ears 80, | Ty e N G Used (o “Reverses” BEmmett: “86 you dimharged your chaufteur, Don't you think: the poor chap wil“have a hard time getting another position ?" Jackson; “I don't sce why he should, Any man who drives a car ought 10 bo able to ‘shift' for him- selt, Keen-LEyed! Mrs. Feldt: s your eldest son lecting razor blades?" Mfs. Green: “Not half as fussy ho seems to be in selectine shoulder blades.” fu (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbldden) COMMUNICATED Wainright Says Criticlsm of Park | Commissioners 1s Unwarranted January 29th, Editor New Britain Herald: In answer to the communicated letter concerning skating at the wading pond in Walput Hill park will reply as follows, The wading pond has been clear- od of snow several times this month. The pond has been flooded. The pub- lic in large numbers have enjoyed the skating. The criticlsm of I C, M. Jr, is unwarranted, The park commis- sioners are neither in politics nor are they lacking-in public spirit. There are several features about the wading pond which do not make it an ideal skating rink, the detalls of which I will not now enumerate, but suffice it to say the writer has several years experience in fussing with it, so knows what he is talk- ing about, The park commissioners are only just starting on a long program of park facilities whereby the public will ultimately realize in her parks the various recreational features of | which she is now so “envious of neighboring cities. The commissioners need the back- ing of the public. Criticisms of this nature without knowing the true facts are harmful. We hope the public_will feel free to consult us ahout®y park affairs. We are here for service, Respectfully submitted, Board of Park Commissioners, R. B. Wainright, Supt. Observations On The Weather 30.—Weather the following ‘Washington, Jan. bureau today issued storm warning: 'Advisory 10 a. m. Storm warn- ings changed to northwest, Sandy Hook to Iastport, Me, distnrbance over Maine coast moving northeast- ward, will cause strong northwest | winds this afternoon, diminishing late tonlght.” Forecast for Southern New Eng- | land: IFair and slightly colder to- night . Saturday fair. Slightly warmer. Strong northwest winds diminishing. Forecast for Eastern New York: Tair and slightly colder -tonigh Saturday fair; fresh to strong north- west winds, diminishing. Conditions: The disturbance central near Portland, Me., caused | high winds with heavy rain along | the coast and snow in the interior. The greatest amount of precipitation reported during the last 24 hours 3.64 inches at Byracuse, N. Y. Wise, Smith & Co. - DON'T N WAIT NOW IS THE TIME T0 GET THE MOST COAT VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY $32.50 and $39.00 FUR TRIMMED BQLIVIA COATS Mostly Black, Trimmed with Gray or Black Fur On Sale At - $25 $49 FUR TRIMMED Bolivia Coats On Sale At $29 $59 ORLANDO Coats With Fur* Collars and Cuffs On Sale At $39 $69 to §75 HIGH GRADE FUR TRIMMED Coats On Sale At $49 $198 Northern Seal Coats Large sizes for the stout woman. : $ 1 20 NOW: o s oivines $139 Caracul Fur Jackets In black, cocoa, tan and gray. Now .. GIRL SCOUT NEWS Mrs, L. A, Sprague and Miss Lois Shaw were guests at the ‘“Mother nd”Daughter” banquet of Troops and 14 of Hartford, Mrs. Gilbert Ashley and Mrs. Althea Correll, cap- tains. About 150 scouts and moth- 5 " $98 to $110 LUXURIOUS FUR TRIMMED Coats On Sale At $69 $252 New Zez-).T land Fur Coats With collar and cuffs of Namink. $169 | $69 Natural Rab- bit Fur Jackets .. $39 Now .... office before their next meeting to receive their copies of the Girl Scout newspaper. 2 The following girls recently re- ceived tenderfoot pins in Troop 6, Central Junior High school: Ruth Ramsay, Anna Kelly, Anna Gafiney, Doris Baber and Beatrice Odenwalt. This troop tried a snow hike after entertaining Troop 11 of the New- ington Home, | through a decision of the state su- ving their stage wares, v showing el SBES s 3 It is the second time died in gas from a broken ' 1 inki d | ers enjoyed a delicious supper, after anton, Penn., when to show wat the yare thinking and |An area of high pressure central in |y hl D s even xl»mn‘uw ato often the ONY |the lower Mississippl valley 18 Dros | oeiors of. e evenine. Ineinding ones that know. | 3 s | ducing pleasant weather in nearly all |y Merri Biner: Amung the animals that { Mrs. Joseph Merritt, commissoiner; St. Joseph's namol troop, Mrs Carl Hagist, captain, and Troop &, Charles Spring, captain, arc unter, “wa anc r and dr o e hunter w8 old and poor and dry About the first thing they do when main overcame | and not worth’ much. | that such a law was found invalid, e train is to get posted S S tas of 1919 having been them, and five persons were injured et havent | as to the local prejudices and then proceed to dottor up a few of their them. e to the hard riding Bast Main street car line is lines to include Some referer on the always considered top notch raillery, hen all guarantecd to get a laugh else fails. The jerky bumps of the Berlin car line a ins due note at times. A deroza Hartford, or one about Bristol vy joke about 15 suD- Cew Dri- When- Hartford about tain ar > staples. ever comedian in a siage cannot put ross mothe t's not a sions to r-in-lav " or all Ay family quarrels, resort in- varial 0 a quirk about New Britain 3 The Snoney o upon the voker. S 18 be- aid their is one, nee arth of origi m to be n ests ideas. id of new about this city The consta and that ence ntermitten refer- s t and personalities in a of doubt- fu) value as laugh-g are like v order to ga T might yeform by making a rule Sokes are to be barre 1 wokers. They A an flag in applause eric ter owners do much to br about a t such The T should be that if @ comedian cannot produce fresh and original stuff he should be another line em- in ERRED IN METHODS. | Miss Ethel Leginska, English pian s, Just before she was performer at a Carnegie hall gert, has been in the public eye to @ greater cxtent than her betters re- cently. 1t Mr. Paderewski or Mr. who mysteriously disappeared Rach: they maninoff value publicity mu the Bave reason to feel eavious of edoubtable Englishwoman, whose game was Leggins but was changed to sound more artis Sevaral months ago tch fio= Vienna that rried a dispatch fvo=S - - when a gas heater exploded in Buf An a few inches of space in of these news stories received pers in cities apart from where But let from a Vermont f th honest hap- laborer rm go to New York, rent a room in some boarding is an illumi are still thou: em in that progressive c blow out the gas before retiring, and after they find his body he will get quite as much space in the papers as | the other gas victims, and perhaps more [ is that dying reason for this by blowing out the gas is no longer | | no common, while dying from gas fumes accidentally discharged is by means uncommon, But the fact tha came the country the poor man and made a | from fool of himself in the city, also will have something to do with the bitu- It would city readers to licity he would get. » the smart al made e poor hick" a 1 city gas; but they iven't time for such emotion on et icks" at same g how a dozen rom the a time die cause on the same FARMER HAS NO WHEAT | AS PRICE SOARS. A letter from a westerner says that k farmers w of lit- this par ticular time. By the time the next rop he wheat probably would not be sel (15 surmise is entirely logical and The it who gets 't} rom the cur $2 for wheat. as they have ver tle of the product to sell at harvesed is opined that for ed before. 2 price me when most of the available supply of farmers’ hands? wheat is not in the | Dispatehes from Chicago indicats to be the star | con- | that every time reports arrive of bas Tre land, the price of wheat goes up a on crop conditions in Russla and notch more. It is a hectic time | - the floor of the Board of Trade. | But out in the sticks, farmers are re where the ding about the high | price of wheat in the papers, We are | | digpatches originate. to infer that the farners are overjoyed at the prospect of getting a good slice of the $2 when croy ‘anu& { was a cur | 1sts in large few | time rolls | 7 | night, the seeve found unc titutional previously. | 1 The 1923 law in New ]l;mn»hn'«t} jous cxample of le ] tion. It held that all legacies going | a “spousc, stor or a descend- ! ant” was subject to a tax of 2 per | cent.; that passing to near rrl?)(l\vs; was subject to a tax of 6 per cent.; | and that p: ng to all others to a | tax of 10 per cent. have $1,000,600 collected under the.law. | The 1915 Inheritance tax law in | New Hampshire, The state will | to return illegally which is now again | operative, provides for a flat 5 per | his produced only a third revenue of the 1 in- dicating that much of the went to otheys than near Kin. cent. tax, T law, legacies | (Conn.) Potters, PSYCHOLOGICAL VICTORY | AND THINKING. Senator William M. Butler of Mas- etts told a Doston that the ¢ audienee | sa presidential election {0 think; the t political thought,” -ampaign t they didn't straight think what party won or what to frighten the vot- to get them worried over their economic outlook, to make them po- Htically to herd the | frightened human beings to the polls. | voters | didn’t tmportant nervous; then alf the eligible t sugh to vote, think enough to vote trightened enough politically Begin talking with m ues were about, or were not | They | to vote. callous | you meet 1 inquire as to why they voted for e party replics H.el | rs denote other and note the angwe deep thought. ar as to what might have happencd had any of the other candidates been elected will be e dominant trait in the conversa Tt growth, but a stimula naturdl a tion, s fear is not & d growth, hothouse product that has nothing in th ogical thinking. It ex- and the Re- common W measure publican party is the gainer. PLAYERS WIN umbus defeat reh' of St. K. OF C, John second round the Evangelist in t t the card t orga being 1 | given under the a I | HOW TGO W/ oysters 25 Years Ago Today From Paper of That Date moo, being how you can tell them | lin the dark wen its necessary, which it seldom is. 2 or more people cant unds each other if they say di things to each other all at the same | time, even it they speck the same Jangwidge, but ladies often do it en Eny landwidge vou dont understand it, Chineez. A. W. Rice was elected president of the Unlon Mfg. Co. by the direct- | ors at their annual meeting this af- ternoon. Other directors include A. J. Sloper and L. A. Vibberts. A peddler named Fish reported to | the police today that he lad been | knocked down and an attempt had been made to rob him. Officer Hellberg arrested a suspect, Electrician: been at s 1 trang sounds too fast if especially ork in- in have lig . Peter's church One of the leadin ticles in the current issue of the New England Register, published in Boston by | the New England Historic Genealog- ical society, is by James Shepard of this city. It is on “The New Haven 1639.” This family is of interest 1o many New Britain people, including the Parker, Sheg- ard, Bacon, dud Blakesley families, | in tracing their ancestry William Muller, the talented so- | prona, sang the sacred concert | pices of the New night, Mr, Mul- Artful Dodger Customer;—"Is this country saus- | sage?” Butcher:—"Certainly, it was made in this country —~Ernest C. Rutherford Our idea of an Optimist is the fel- low who does his Ctoss Word puz- zles in ink. ormer St The Editor's Gossip Shop. We have it all written — we but await the proper moment to run themn, Ref at ring to the six articles RITE POETRY. THE FUN S8HOP, being a depart- ment of its readers at all times, deems it as one of its aims to devel- op those who have any humorous talent at all. You have noted how even young- sters eight years old have “made” THE FUN SHOP. We play no favorites, we run only shat seemingly pleases a majority of readers, we discard that which does not register. Therefore, anything we can do to bring out the latent talents of boys and girls, men and women is a pleas- ure to us, not a dut Watch for fmstructions writing of poetry. Haven s Sunday s voice The White school “Mendelsshon Am was he last « ments for the church were miltee of assistanc consisting of Ac Schmitt, Charl:s Miller and Joseph No¢ Why all this talk about beating Neq H? just let his old owner, H. L. Mills, get up behind the old war- rior, let Ned throw of his ears, and let him fix his tricky cys on his competitors, and he will bring the bunch down that Scuth Main ctreet course at a 2:10 cliip is subject weekly yester « pure soprano Priacipal talk ay and Marcus | normal afternoon Ruben Peter's 1 g and arrange- dedic of the completed. A com- was appointed, m Wolf, William Guenderman, E on S on the SELLING THE GOODS A Tongue-Twister clle La Salle, from Illinois Was dubbed “Salesman Sally.” Why she could sell suspendes to | The painted Russian Baljet. DRAFTS $1500 BUDGET A budget of $1,500 to expenses of the city plan ¢ for next yea: was approved meeting of the commission day afternoon. A sisting of Chairman kowitz, Commissioner John J. Hig gins and City Engincer Joseph D Williams was named to confer with the corporation counsel in an effort to bring about enforcement of the rule requiring the submitting of outs for new streets and develop- pents 10 the cnmmission before they are sdopte lufray the | )mmission at yester- | con- Was In selling goods, afar or near As drummer, or as auctioneer, o he sold the “staple” and the “queer’ committee Saul 1, Lucile La Salle could go and sell A field for playing polo, A maul, a stie, a mill, a still, A song or cello solo. She held a “sale of sea” and sold Dyed rabbit to a fool who | Had got a chill on Benzol Hill, Bra- 3 5 | zl, 1 $100,000 LOSS IN OHIO TOWN. | 5. eite Zola. 30.—The ondale, d by fire 1 loss © $150,000 Steubenville, entire business eection ¢ north of here, was destroy last night with an astimate Ohilo, Oh, Lu La Salle, the gay gazelle, T'll say she is a lulu, S£he #old a bale o' talow between In Manilla to a Zuiu. on any langwidge are snakes, flies, and | temperature is low in the southern | districts. Sheep maa, goats baa, and cows | gouth as Florida. | |0f Gems Valued at $40,000 | ctions east of the Rockies. The Rrosts occurred as far Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with freezing tempera- tures at night and thawing during | the day. New York Jeweler Robbed | New York, Jan, 80.—Joseph Rob- irson, 60, dealer in diamonds, was | robbed of $40,000 in unset jewels | rday on the third floor of a nal street building by a quiet- mannered man, who pressed a| weapon against Robinson's smnmch“ and commanded him to be quiet| and make no outery “if you don't want to be a dead one.” The robher escaped. Hello! SHE (A PHONE ® o v |\ SEND MYRTLE OUT T SEE WHNTS BURNING , THE COOKS PROBABLY | | 8 G prh).‘ FRGUING WITH THE TRUITMAN ¥ McClure Newspaper Syndicate court and vieinity. Hellol —A Heroine of the Telephone Mrs. Clifford Perkins, chairman of of awards, and R. J. Ross. Mrs. Sprague was {introduced and spoke briefly to mothers and scouts. Miss Nellie B.- West, New Hartford director and Miss Lois Shaw were in- troduced as the “oldest scouts” and builders of scouting for Hartford An entertainment fol- lowed. The exccutive committee of the ew Britain Girl Scout council will hold its mecting Wednesday, Feb- ruary 11, at the home of Mrs. Leon A. Sprague, Maple Hill. It will.be preceded by a luncheon. ‘Troop 1 is planning to furnish the entertainment for the annual South church supper. Troop 2.is raising money for the purchase of another huilding brick {by selling candy. Troops should send a scout to the M plgnlnz to hold a troop meeting togtther soon. Bugle class now meets on Satuy day afternoons at 4:30. Girls wish ing to join ehould leave name a1 scout office. The next meeting of the officers’ association will be Monday night. Iebruary 9. CALLED FROM PARTY TO FIRE Ansonfa, Jan. 30, — Dressed In their best clothes and standing in water nearly to their knees, the An- sonla firemen last night fought a fire which did damage estimated at $10, 000 to the Choney block at Main an'l | Bridgo streets, The blaze fined to the cellar. The firemes were attending a cclebration wih the attrm sounded, was con _By GLUYAS WILLIAMS N U 1TFART T JUNICR THE NEWS HE'S O ASSURE HER HUSBAND SHE DOESNT TELL HORACE IT REALLY NT £~ KNOW WHERE HIS SCREW-DRIVER ~ NOUGH OF A BUMP T0 CRY ABOUT THOUGH T WAS CARELESS OF JUN- 10R TO TIP OVER THE LAMP ON HIM Sl ® W < ASR JUNIOR TO RUN UP AND SEE {P HE CAN FIND THE SCREW - DRIVER - PAPA SEEMS TO BE LOSING HIS TEMPER NG T0TIP OVER THE TLOOR 1AMP NT STOP ROXKING S0 INTORM THE COOK 7O INTGRM THE TROITMAN SHE DOCSNT WANT ANY ORANGES , NO, AND NO BAN* ANAS AND H HAVIN MUPFED