New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 20, 1924, Page 6

New Britain Herald ' RRALD PUBLISH COMF=NY At Horald Blog. ¢ Lacepted Cbureh 8treet PTION RATES the Associuted Press Member o ot Circulntion AR MILLS O BRANCH LINES INING 1000 MU GREEN SUCCEEDS MR GOMPERS CONSERY ATION IN PUBLIC EYI it EVIDENTLY CRAZY MUST DI 1 and lLoe¢ DOCTRINE AND unlimited [and yel \ AND FYOLUTION will Bul THLORY e ow with age he tall be It is diferent w rine Fact; an 0y non Mankindg hus doctrines varylng permancy HiMicult to origir generations to It wloptec keystone ver theories rs admit are not loctrine of a Suy not dangerously assaile vy 1 garding evolutio ays be maintained t nd evol is imposs how man ¢ animals through worizes a plain we Observations On The Weather \. Walnut Hill Has Ch 25 YeérsA Ago Today APPROVE WAGL CUTs W1 QUILLEN or much, | d Fancies| ¢4 HE 0B On the City ple are T L T T oL el instead J The last hundred hours are the Maxson : hardest, Christmas is now in sight, ro et Suggrsted Gift Cavd Bentiments | .uuning now upon us With the fr. e e e walting for no man. Just & few ng them on your Christ |MOTe 0ays of crowded stores, then . a day of rest, and then the stores and | Wil be mobled again by recelvers H fof pink-and-purplo sofa cushions R as e stale candy, second-hand pincush- \ el You Wear them think of |3, and other unsatisfactory gifts, Ly To diminish this post-season rush o as far @ possible, we offer the fol lowing list of presents which should £o & long ways toward prov- ing that to give is better than to recetve: Tor “him,” & course in character- building and will-power (it's jime the poor hooh got up nerve enough to say, “Wilya?"); for “her” a set of sharp-jawed bear traps to keep her confounded kid brother out of the parler; for a college clium, the key to your clothes closet, so that he won't have to break down the door when he borrows your tusedo the night of the senior prom; for llittle sister, an unbreakable un- breakable doll, if there really is one; for little brother, a full-grown cannon '(the kid las shot himself X so often with his .22 rifle that he might just as well have a man's- size weapon and get the agony over with for good): for big sister, an atlas of the world, that she may inever go astray; for big brother, who went there,” one of those little hooks of personal ex- periences in the war; for baby, & \oiseless rattie; for mother, a hook on “How to Manage a Household,” written by an elderly spinster; for father, several new checkhooks «— he's golng to need them. When the authors of those hun- dred and one little nursery rhymes which children chant were doing their stuff, they were simply hold- ing up 4 mirror in which are re- rflected a great many human frail- s The characters in the rhymes most of us and ssos and mas Ihese boudolr siippers white good things 1 wish you, The Card Meant hang them on your nias tree, They're really new, they Christ- just the same as Last year proved too small for e ought to be just right for you They a powder puff bag— The Card Sent s powder and a powder puft o wish you “Merry Christmas.” Though t itself is smal) It brings a lot o know to func- a winds The Card Meant wder and a powder puff you'll not borrow mi goodness sake shine need to daub on enough your nose won't always With a vanity The Card Sent m sending you this litile c With loads of good cheer in it, I'd like to sce you face to face And wish vou that this minute. enough | or The Card Meant ling you this littie cas minute s your face: paint in it! Vor you think about every hlessed So keep your w KECDRY e typical of our we strength g Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humy Dumpty had a great fall, All the king's horses king's men Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty to- gether again 1t you examine Humpty Dumpty you will find that is simply the personification of that tell fvanity which is found in all of us. she ttle homor or a little riches come our way and we sit on a wall pon the rest of the : y mug and content in the he- Could Have His Choice ¢ we are of superior mould u (after refusing him for the | let our good fortune desert us! ird time): “Please don't ask me | we come down with a crash. again. T wouldn't marry you if you fall which cometh after were wortl A pride, and it smasheth us into, yea that ' \.yily, little pigees of dust again. On the other hand: Mary had a lamb Little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb 1 Its flesce was white as snon | Mary went, i went | Mary went to Ro. ctevistic of ex- our pose The Bobbed Hair Flapper he felt badly the way Snob “No, barber. 4 all the The Proof e a ve sorm woman really cthing nAw Iet her have it be- rts erying.” how can letermined one before in Fuller, jon dollars worry In L7 Mo Her Cigarette Him to smok that often confronts ants, to Brien. ittle She Takes Tip from questior Mary went, crywhere that nb was sure Mary g lady when she an impression is chara A ¥reeze-Out! How did old ¢ you out?” ‘With cold cash.’ Riaine C is as she ; like the fleec And everywhe fence. Tt white as snow Rors conscience her and she has that inner sense of Bigler. . .iation and happiness that es | from virtue being its own reward 01d Mother Hubbard went to the accompanies N New Songs for Old Makes Random Observations patch | £ Christmas, and what folks, ash-trays to the iphoard To get her poor doggic a But wh got there the cup- hoard was bare And 8o the poor doggie had none. t is not difficult to sybstitute the DEODIE party for the poor dog- JEACRORaR0y gic. Tts sponsors went to the cu grandma. al- .0 4, November and found it g 8Ly dears P ’ they went to the Con- De uum el yubt the public | the poor doggie, throwing it sharpe its bone for stay sing g ristmas for, 1ccording to our dope, happens ai No « izes with when it comes to bones scem to be hing. unexpected diddle aro didd cat and But He Did . conldn't cow jumped © such spoon | is difficult to draw a moral out Athaletics of this Frnest's Fissay Little explanation is casy ing but an P the t ter was simpl School vare it belongs. istmas Party ! 1: Do it s & sin tc Sabbath istmas gift= termine to get by sending SERVER— and Its People RN Rt e brsdd 1202022204000 ] Old King Cole was a merry old soul A merry old soul was he, He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl he called for his fiddlers three, King Cole was the progenitor of the present day War Millionaire, The W. M. fs threatened with a fit of ennui, 2o he has his agent order another thousand gold-tipped efgar- ot presses the button and in- structs the uniformed butler to mix Linr up “a little somecthing” and | tunes in with his radio on some | wild music emanating from a dance a thousand miles away.' King Cole | ad nothing on the man who has the price nowadays. In fact he was a poor old hoob who only thought | he was having & good time. Sing a song of sixpence | A pocket full of rye { I"our and twenty blackbirds | Baked in a ple, | When the pie was opened The birds began to sing, | Wasn't that a funny dish To sot before a king? It requires no stretch of*the jm- agination to picture the King re- | terred to in the foregoing jingle as | belng a home-brew victim. Lots of home-brew made today will have the same effect. Of course the poor | hirds would have roasted and | wouldn't have had enough pep left | to fly away when the ple was opened, but when you are full of that rut brown Octeber ale made | two or three days ago and still in a green state, nothing 18 tmpossible, it you use your imagination Ding dong dell Pussy's in the well Who threw her in? Little Tommy Green Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout. The world is full of Tommy Gr and Johuny Stouts. Tommy | Green is always up to mischief and | Johnny Stout, the pious little goul, is al trying to make things ight Alas, when Tommy Green dies he gets quite as many flowers as when Johnny Stout passes out of the picture. Such is lite And | | | again. Col. Bingham who f fault with him because they lieve him to be egotisti and sel- fisl will have their views strength- ened by the announcement in ye terday’s papers that he'will make military staff appointments will select the executive secretary and executive clerk, Col. Bingham and Col of Piainville, who will succced to | the governorship when Bingham, at his own time, steps out to be- Tnited States senator from Connecticut, were scheduled to have a confer yesterday. A news dis- that “it was |h0UR"l} whatever appointments the | governor-elect may make will be | agreeable to Col. Trumbull.” There is no doubt that Col. Trumbull will | place lis stamp of approval on the | appointments whether he actually | approves of them or not, Hi Bing- | ham is the Lig noise in Connecticut | Col. Trumbull will con- riticism to a whisper, if Lo | endowed with that which his admirers cred; Critics of Trumbull | come nee said been dom with him Tt would have heen courteous on the Ha ville wis- | much mor part of the New. en colonel to permit the Plain-'| colonel to make the ‘appont- | The New Haven colonel | to be governor, i minutes, and the I But the New Haven colonel has the pole position at thie pr time and his word fs law. Liefore he departs to don the togu it Washington he will help himselr to the cream and what skimmed milk s lert will be distributed among his Nieirs and assigns. % | short sighted persons will 1 fault with the prope abliah a the of thi finance and taxa- | tion and to increase the salaries o the mayor and chairman of the board of public works. | Tt office of chairman of the | finance hoard {3 one of the most | responsible machinery of governmer Che incumbent must be w man of brains, broad vision and energy. He must devote a ree to the faithful discharge of his duties without regard to po- litical exp. He should be one the city who un- the ramifications of If he lhves up to this meas. Jeserves 1o receive a salary his wort rs the chairman of c pullic works has been ed to de increasing time to s work. He is no longer a figure- ho simply presides at board ¢« In his hands are the a fpartme : indreds of th uls of | ments, isn’t going or & few ville colonel 1s, Only L to es- | salary for chairm board of in the entire ficney with 1 of and each r should be wisely @nder his direction i ability, he is required to a great deal of his time to the 1 a city believes in paying for cived, he is entitled to an whic partly repay of the an be pre- & the salary proportio: he I8 the cmploye 1n orly pald growing. Tt has town, It govern- demands & pries horse nent VANDERLIF'S CONDITION Norman | alarm I | jat1, and [ or of Counceticut's five fholldays { F'agnir | working at the side of TONVICTS TAKEN - RON ATLANTA Being Isolated Pending Disclos- ures~at Prison By The Assoclated Press, ) Atlanta, Ga,, Dec, 20—~Headed | Goorge Remus, known as “King o: | the unau»"um,”i five Atlanta fed- | ¢ral penitentiary prisoners today were held in the little Clarke county jail, Athens, Ga. for “isolation pur- poses,” pending further develop. uients in the government's Investiga- tion of the United States prison. The slx convicts were described 48 belng among the witnesses that testified before the fedoral grand Jury, which yesterday returned in- ilctments charging solicitation and acceptance of bribes to A, E. Spar- taln and L. J. Fletcher, former warden and deputy warden, respe tively, of tho prison, Arriving at Athens last night, the prisoners were rushed to the Clarke county courthouse, where Sheriff Jackson “checked” them in for the The men dined at a restaurant before going bohind the bars, W. H., Haar, Savannah; ham Baugh, New York Savanah; Emanuel Kessler, some- time referred to as “Gotham's mil- lionaire bootlegger,” New York, and Morris Swectwood, aleo of New York, were other prisoners, besid Remus, sent to Athens, . Alleging prisoncrs have beey threatened and “‘other unworthy," procedure employed by government officiale to obtain information connection with the Investigatlo; counsel for Spartain and Fletcher ja- sued a atatement in which they sug- gested higher officlals should inquire into “these methods and administer proper discipline.” Fletcher, who with Spartain®is at in bond awaitingtrial on Jan y 5, expressed the opinion Remus ind the other prisoners were sent (o Athens because it was feared they would suffer violence at hands of other inmates If returned to the penitontiary, CLERK KILLS EMPLOYER Djscharged Man Shoots Retail Shoe Gra- >. C. Tooten, the Store Owner and Two Department Managers, then Kills Self, Atlanfa, D men ad and 0 others scriously wounded as the result of a shooting in the heart of At- distriet. The dead | shoe company, and, J ward O. Riordan, a discharged clei who shot him, After wounding S. R Turner and Maddox, two department man agers in the atore, and shooting Mrs. William King, an as mana d himsel The sioating ocenrred a Atiantans were in the store HOME FOR HOLIDAYS 20.—Two husiness 1 8. Stew ma Congressmen Merritt, Fenn and O'Sullivan to Spend ¢ hristmas in Connecticut, e Hureny of N feri) rashiugton, D. C., Dee. Thre sentatives home for will in congress will be a Christmas and the two Visit relatives in other Representatives of Stamford, F. ford and I, B, did not re the senat and they the othiers Schuyler Merritt Hart Fein of Hart- O'sullivan of Derby 1o the capitol after al election on Tuesday I remain at hor cong ntatie reconvening of comber 2 It Tilson of New wit) prose Haven wi his motlier in Georgia and Representative and Mrs., Richar| Freeman of New London will visit latives in Buffalo, N. Y EXTRA DIVIDENDS Bearing Co.. and Hart & Cooley Pay Specials of aud 10 Per Cent Respectively, 5 Per Cent Regular 1 have been dec aring Co. Hart & Cooley Co. The former has declarcd the regular two per and a s dividend of five cont latter will pay th of four per cent 10 per-cent. Last Cooley regular special dividends ted by the and the Fafnir ccial while t regular dividend special of Hart « was t cent and a Man Dies of Injuries Received in Accident Westfield, Mass., Dec Wood of Woronoco from which he died lust night when driven by John Caron of Springfield crashe into Wood's automobile, on which he was a Westfiell vietim betwean Caron d 1 ged with mansla reckless driving, drivi under the influence of liq with drunkenness, Mys Wounded But Will Not Tell How Mon Thomas suffered injuries street, pinning th truck and car 0 hail ct was he eal, Dec. 20 —Elizabeth Jos- selyn, 35, of Portsmouth, N. H taken to a hospifal last night wit v bullet wound in the breast. T voman, was vered in on the aecond floor of a chere she had gone to meeting of the Montreal bly, whict ing lower floor, A revolver aaber emipty was found besi was roorr hous attend Bahai ¢ held with pital hope was held out covery for her e th sit ar tu