New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 2, 1924, Page 6

\\.,\.\‘. r in the next th s idea of overseas |Hn]muunh.‘ New Brlfiam Herald : ! o next step will bo tho carry :Fact., and Fancies 1 t 1 ASSE RO TN P y f¢ | HERAL COMPANY 1 korw. 1 fore-| 0¥ ROBERT QUILLEN within th ext’ decitle | 4 Tahtl A mother's love i grepter than a wife's. His mother believes his lies. 4 s or mails, S A t slory:, Used car for salo 1 DRIVING MORE DANGEROUS cap; apply at Room 36, City hos- WHEN SUN SHINES ) The Walter illetin from the depfMtment of - | By Lols Elinore Deane before 2 a. m.| lcles says: “Analysis o DAL i | liked the way he talked and . g = b the ad the radio at least smiled, D t l l Ou dents reported to ¢ Kk |1 1iked his pleasant volce; eposl n r “fwas fun to saunter by his side Wite who won't In-| xnq feel I was his cholce. her husband foels The days passed by; our friendship Brew, e fi t job is ear for the | oyr interests proved the same; bored 10 et in orler| Byt why must I imagine all aVI A 4 o easier ‘Jhc thrills in love's sweet ganf¥? wa o bad influence |1 thought, "My Sweetheart's too Caln went | controlled; He fears to let me know; On or Before a Romeo." [ ) A year went by; I waited atill; HEAVY SENTENCES JOR r) > 5 For one advance I prayed. CRIME APPROVED €10 he a i N 1y ‘:I'nu deep; my soul cried ¥ 2y o 2 5 rtment report t 3 - “Why is he so afraid?" ; Taithnt < - o stop hing the antics{One day we trudged a woodsy | had settied on th man with t o stick in | path; 1 !The time had come, T knew! | He Kissed me, saying, “Sweethcart, | fiug up brulses for Willie:'| I've Why Do They Kid Our Editor? erable Hartford t Is ast il take| Mrs. White: “That's a good one. | vs with alar rt e > halt-wit campers to finish | Why don’t you send it to The Fun torial paragraph this morning th ng ou sts. Shop editor?” : 4 5 Mr. Brown: “What's the use? | ¢ SN ENS { Ly 1 1 nt! b | He'd only laugh at it.” | tain Herald Mot or sort island with a ¢ « —J. Zerlli, s Jonnecticut is not aver 3 o and no dictionary e | ® . The man with| MDiner: “Is your roast beef rare?" | d right bootlegger Waiter: VYes, we haven't any."” tain p‘ n that leaks. | —James H. Lambert., > would stand astou group which veomer in st 1t is a 1ot of civilizing vet An engagement ring is the only | of Tier citizens know | solitaire thing some girls want for ! r people scientifically. | Christmas. | Ye Gods! Little eight-year-old Viola ecer- | tainly started something when she replied to Miss O'Hare's Jingle Pepper of Penns Wadsworth |, Read 'em and weep: —— of New York, [ and . | Ye Gods and little fishes, HARDING'S NAME ENTITLED | Fernald Maine. All vot X SR [REakiate oy dol st e bhes. TO THIS HONOR Connecticut? b 2 == | 3 l:an;cla O'Hare .rren G. Harding | B { Washin' dishes ain't so bad; |It's dustin’ round that makes me 25 Years Ago Toa'ay | Md;\'mu Josephine Diai. The Bank of Service From Paper of That Date - e i o e ; ¢ iuventlons make it hard| pugtine round atnt halt s bad; |1t's running errands for my Dad. R Open Saturday Evenings 7-9 .~ s e g errands ain't so bad; It's making beds that gets me mad eysnt ~—Agnes Foss, . show good faith v jEncit BED TIME STORTES ANt 2 h e mself, on A ar he les-| 50 iy wall or klck or fret— AN ISTH \ : ( ¥ dance 1 b Doing nothing's harder yet! ND NTATISTIC e, t \m bl . P Jhe camimiteeton g " s ways, hut g ish | Ashes to Ashes— Clyde: “The stare of a girl" S consists l.lty t “What makes Bill's face so * lashen?” Iy | Yocal Color a “H to see his girl and ran| . Newrich: “I don't like this d|nto an old lmn\h" e . | portrait you've painted. It isn't & o kecp| —Erneat Chandler. | go04/ jikeness.” | Smere: “It you wish it to look Welghed in the Balance like you, Madam, let me have your should printlc Mary: “Poor May — a hundred (onity case and I'll touch it up & our lives, |and aixty and she hopes to Brow |y w 1 thin!"” —Mrs, Seymour Kaskel, n -2 Y Idirers ol Margy: “She's got a fat chance.” ke, —J. T. Radke. Killing Her Hopes "Yesn, yes; S Mrs. Tiff: “I have a vision of a the man who Pro and Con new hat.” i gl Conrad was out plaving With | At Tigr, “You had better lst it Appropriate Gift Suggestions some other little boys when his|ga4e out.” - KNIGHTS OF KHORASSAN =82 o . ey Alphabetically Arranged | '\u. shux!" he gaid, “T wish I‘S‘ fome poople mind their own Dr. Baldpate's Cooperative Vege- FNTERTAINS AT BRIDGE 0 L Hira Temple to Observe 25th Anni- table Garden Louls Gibson of South Bur- F R THE KlDDlES seveary With Special Program It > common exprrience of | ritt street entertained at two tables Observations Toorsiny Evening. |Smun wetms b e aherg | Eves wors avarded 1o o 3 . Read the Classified Ads often harms another | ir and Mrs. Cl ce E. Barnes. On The Weather |, ™oy o irnsye oo bt bt o ™ 1 W2 USE THEM IN SHOPPING well. The latter become all| Tn the old Colonial days, sugar Similarly a suc-| was a luxu costing 75 cents & egg-plant has ! pound efiect on poultry The soeing the large fruit, get 4 and refuse to lay it remained for the - By GLUYAS WILLIAMS pattgate, o s et v snanshots Of A Man Walting For An Elevator. + plantation in the rt,” writes the doctor, with us are a great lux- vives told me t wus im- e such a frrigation Then my The thod wis sim OCEANIC ATR MATL 1TOORS I'EASIBLY 2 small onion on each caused the tender ing potatoes to water | gation scheme was com- | azo 1 planted cottor trees. r’ ¢ whien »c aych = R BOIL WON- WHLE WAITING READ : v REALIZES FLEVAT- HEARS SIGNS OF LIPE AND Sl IO \ mir e g, all umycran DIRNG WHAT DIORLE (6D K5 S IN FALL THAT P T 0N NDICHDR WOHES B : “Marry N . ’ o = Y0 DO BITGRE THERE WERE PIDDLERS ARCNT ALLOWED- AND GUASTS DOWM § VAR PROSPL?;E:M fable Kirig- THAT MME. 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