New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 10, 1924, Page 6

s 3 ke VT R S AL A0 i N 501 g 6 NOVEMBER 10, 1974 ' New Britain Herald .. ' pilot campalige and were painted on virt- | uaily wealth cratic party, He would be a senator|road system needs radical enlarge. that the state could fee! pride in; but | ment s0 s to accommodate trafic, that isn't saying that many of the| The widening of many if not very people who point to him wuh‘mnn existing roads ms to be pride would help to put him into | the most simple, yet not so simple ofMce. Democracy {s & funny thing as it looks, This plan, to be efi- —Lut then, that {s a digression. | ©lent, would have to take in & road ore are some “‘foremost Demo- throughout the entire length of * in the atate who are trafle producing cities. This means us by their absence” that on stretches of the highways high bluffs would have to be eliminated, many of which are the front lawna of valuable property. | Tt would cost large sums to ac- | quire them for the purpose. At other stretches, where there are embankments down each Mde of the road, it would be necessary to “fill {n" with earth. The Improvement of roads not| now regarded as main highways merely because they are not im- proved, is generally conceded to be good plan. Smooth highways wherever found lure automobile | trafie, and the more smooth roads there are in the state the more traffic will be distributed. Motorists will seek out the less traveled highways if they exist; but It they | don't exist they are forced to con- gest those that do offer smooth | riding. The proposal to force trucks to| use specified roads, with a view to keeping them from the main-trav- ' eled roads and thus impede traffic, is in force in parts of New Eng- and read without & blink. Stanloy Post, G A, R, and The paper should Le folded In a] wives, will be the guests of the evan. neat and_careful way, ing. Among those expeoted to be Nor creased around the presont are Depaptment Commander the editor's dlsmay. | tra Wildman of Danbury and State The Fun Shop wants no chestnuts, Commander Gallagher of the Bons but It always pays one well of Vetcrans of Waterbury, A GRS PIEAD FOR WORLD PEAC Harbord*and 0'Ryan Send Out - Messages Washington, Nov, 10.—Massages trom Major Generals James G. Har- bord and John ¥, O'Ryan, urging in- ternational cooperation for estab- llshment of peace were made public today by the commiasion of interna- tlonal justice and goodwill of the federal council of ehurches, which aponsoring a nation-wide observance of Armistice Day tomorrow to fur- ther tta objectives. | - General Harbord, who retired re- cently from active service, and now js head of the Radio Corporation of Amerlca, sald In his measage that the sixth anniversary of cessation of hostilities “should be the occasjon for indelibly establishing . in the minds of all Americans, the waste- fulness, the horrors and the immeas- urable destruction of wars.” “Let this day be obscrved,” he urged, “for the study and discussion of ways and means of abolishing all possible future wars by substituting Ige, It was attor who coined Facts and Fancies teliing phie Iore's to the HERALL PUBLISHING COMPANY who weathe the storm.” odges, to words hecame (he slogan of the L fesucd Dally (Suuday Excepted) At Horald Bidg., 61 Church Stiedt — every the common Had M. been de- feated at that time he wonld never barn In ! In these athletic days the three Conlidge seem to be Root, Root, Root. SUBSCRIPTION RATES R $5.00 a (1] )0 Lhres Mual After-election thought: The earth {sn't the only thing flattened at the poles, “eon- during the pre-couvention d jon. They apparently are not to be numbered as candidates for the nomination. | These are Thomas Spellacy of Hart- tord, Homer Cummings of Stamford and David E. FitzGerald of New Haven | R. P. Butler of Hartford s re- ported as being considered for lh-‘ nomination, # | Dean Henry Wade Rogers of Yale could represent the party well and| got somewhere on the strength of his personality, He is In a class with Hamilton Holt in this respect, the chief difference betwen the two being that Dean Rogers is not na- tionally known as well as Holt. But throughout the state his name on the ticket would be an inspiration might violating the to many Who place men above exalted gusceptibilities of those who | parties—and these are in the ma- “guper-state.” | jority, as the landslide for Coolidge, in the face of much greater difficul- ty In electing a Republican majority s Month have for the vies. Might Change Her Mind Edna: “But T thought you told me you were going to marry Jack?" May: “Graclous, no; you must have misunderstood me, dear. I merely sald we were engaged.' ~Charles Bloomer. been selocted Entered at the Post Oftice at New Brig as Second Clave Mail Matter, TELEPHONP OALLS Kooms +ves presidency. And he might have been “Westward Hol!" By R. E. Aléxander “I'm tired o' that ol’ achool! Just Fracshuns, Must Want me t' be a Teacher, too! Well, I guess not! I'm goin' t' do Just what th' White Avenger done— T tell y' when I pull my gun You will see Injuns bite th' duat; Blood on it instead o' rust! counted out had it not been for Mr. Lodge. Ttehing palms may not indicate a skin disease. It may be only & skin game. It's Reput was won on the | Hist'ry, Langwidge == Ford says it is hard to do busi- ness with government. Boy, page Mr, Binclair, Oh, Henry! Mmw, Reel: “Henry, how many | times must I tell you to stop drop- ping ashes on my rugs?"” Reel: “Well, cah you beat that!" Mrs, Reel: “No, but yofean take it out and beat it — right awayl" ~Paul 8. Powers. — by s tho lea Senator Lodgs; he wa fitable advertising medium op of ty, Chiculation books and w always open to advertise “Americanized “Wilson the so-called end not the AR rty-nine Republican nd-robin for league Fable: Once there were parents of a dull child who didn't blame the teacher. senators foined in a ro in exclusively en publication o o0 Prews et the Lodge lea 1 on this prir the party won, Of course, the Only & few watch football clos ly enough to hate the umplre the right time, ' was “I'd llke t' meet an Injun now; | I'a show that ol Red Devil how T* shoot = I would! Wild Bill was | too | Gentle with 'em — ehot a few! | I'd bump 'em off! Like that! Bang! 1 didn't alm at you, Joe Lang! That hole always was in your hat— |1 guess you'll watch out f'r my gat! ge of an “American lea Maid of Mud Husband: “Sce here, Alice, I'm tired of always finding you in a mudpack — be yourself.” CONTRIBUTED carried out—after the battle won Mr. not 39 and reau of Clrenlntion. was Lodge and the % vociferous for it, all, and a lcague as they would have evidently preferred none against fra newspaper figures to both pattonal and tisers. to this day we not only are out of the league, but have made no effort 80 that e to ciange the rules we A MOTHER'S TELEGRAM For 19 years 8. C. Settell was trusted confidentlal sccretary to' Sir g A | Adam Beck, head of Ontario's hy i W-what's that?|dro.electric commission, & 200-mil- —_— T'll s-shoot! |lion-dollar water power investment, After istening to the volce of the | Here comes th' Injuns now, I bet! the pride and boast ef the Province. people, it is easy to believe the | 'Fore they git me I'm goln’ to let—1 A recent day Settell appeared at the story about Babel. | Oh, Pop! It's me! Come home? pank with a check for $29,025, bear- | Yes, sir— {ing the signature of Sir Adam. He That's ju where 1 was head‘“'l“’&nf@d the cash to buy rights of “Well, goodbye, ev'rybody! Gee, This looks like th' West t' me; Must be where they hide th' loot. Golly, it's dark! enter without Job had troubles, but he never was four miles from town with a ot clgarette and no match, fear some kind ———— | Such pro-league citizens an W H. Taft and A the p robin, Americanized jsague voted for the Lodge scheme fam Lawrence Lowell, on WHY WE CELUBRATE y ¥ . ARMISTICE DAY in congress, particularly in the sen. ate, discloses, se of the Lodge round- reservation ilstica Day i being me Another American objection to Bt whare §t 13 not a legal holiday the ohservance is of such a charac- day. In 21 Califor- va, Minne- Missouri, Montana, North Caro- Pennsylvania, 1 Dakota, Texas, Ten and in H in New Britain i te considering the fact that it 1s not a legal hollday; indeed is where t may be more elaborate than the e some cities in states a holiday. The pro- gram has been published in the Her- ald, and it is th to part £An The day commemorates a notable in any manner they history of the arks the downfall of a victory of Most important to v, for with- y that the ion; victo duty ot all citizens | and regard themselves as having been betrayed, along with a great many ethers. But this point, may be immaterial at this time, The ma- terial angle is that the anti-Wilson league battle was engineered and organized by Lodge, that he won it, and that as a result of this victory Calvin Coolidge was made vice-presi- dent, within scoring distance of the presidency. Senator Lodge was regarded as cold and austere, learned, bookish and a scholar in politics. He entered congress in 1887, served three terms in the house and then went to the scnate, He was a product of Massa- chusetts and Harvard. His home at Nahant was on one of the prettiest promontories along the coast, con siderably removed from the hurly- burly of the mob. The name of Senator Lodg: go down in American history in that dull, gray tint that comes to time, jacking the regard of countrymen {hat spells enduring fame. Alongside the name and fame of the man against whom he leered a cynical, malignant eye, Lodge's will be faint Lodge did more than any will men, foremost {n their vet indeed. ANTI-COOLIDGE WRITER SIZES IT UP Tt will be remembered that scver- al months ago the American Mer- cury magazine printed a sizzling dlatribe againat President Coolidge, written by F. R. Kent, poltical writer on the Baltimore 8un. The article was so unjust arid unfair that it received nationwide attention and was generally denounced by the press of all political complexions. The same writer also joined the “analysers” after the election, and this is how he “analyzed” it: f “Joining the ‘analysers’ is does seem timely to observe it has once again been pri a conservative country and that 50 long as the Republican party can muster behind its ticket t hig business interests it is an unbeatable party. It may be true American voters swayved by their prejudices and not by their iatelligence, but cre is one prejudice that overshudows avery other—that is the p - dice in favor of thelr pocket- books. So long as party leaders Jreep unshaken in the minds ot business leaders the idea that Republican government 1s ‘good for business’ and the belief that a change is ‘bad for business, land, particularly on the boulevard system surrounding Boston. But {t is poasible there because trucks are not put to unreasonable\difficulties reaching their destinations, there being other well-paved strects and highways that they can use. Such a plan Is made more dif- ficult the main arteries of travel between cities are relatively in wheri few and the alternate roads are un- unreason- iis to unim- plan improved. It would be able to expect busses and tru with difficulties of proved highways. Such a would nearly put them out of busi- ness. It is doubtful if the courts would sustain such a rule, regul wrestle tion or law, Widening of existing roads and construction of additional cal smooth highways s¢ ms to 1 method out of the difficuity. A truck hway would not the on a four-car b need to Aifficulties th in meeting the requirements t con{ront state of its soline-propelled popu L rt to solve them will soon lhave to be made. Continental hotels is that the bath towels are not worth stealing. It doesn't really matter 1 your| sins'do find you out. The neighbors would, anyway Swards may be beaten into plow- shares in a land where corkscrews are replaced by hip flasks, Divorce suits will be popular again this winter, and the bias will make them effective, as usual. “They travel fastest who travel alone” may once have been true; but now the fast ones are the mar= ried ones ] | | | Tt | Free-For-All! [ Willard: “Are all men really| equal?” | Helen: “Tes, most of them are; equal to anythiug.” —Mrs. B. D. Stern, | Why Didn't You Say So? Peck: “Whila autoing along the highway I stopped for a chicken—" Mrs. Peck (jealously interrupte ing): “Haven't I cautioned you fre-| quently not to ask a strange girl into the car?" Peck: “I meant to tell you that way from farmers, and got it in a bills. Then he made for the American border at Niagara Talls and take he approached the bridge, Pat Kelly, Canadian bridge tender, halted him. asked Kel- big bundle of $50 hired a taxicab and to .cross the continent steamer for Bucnos Aires. As “What is your name, 1y. Bettell told him, “Dell.” “YWhen -were you in Hamiiton?"” Kelly went on. “I was never in Hamilton fn my replied the man who had cash- ed his check in Hamilton two hours life, Lefore. For a moment Scttell's fate hung Kelly had nothing to I stopped for a chicken dinner.” —Marjorle Feist, | Bitter Memories promiscs of future profits.” Cooper before): “I'd take no stock in that, it T were you.” | Another suggestion for those of this vain world is to ask a stranger to have a ride. A writer s nearly every man necds a skilled manager of his af- fairs. Still, many bachelors succeed. You see m holbioes at winter resorts, but they may not have —Carl Yemale Created He | Them" 1 A woman likes best to look at hersclf in the mirror of a man's eyes. Deringer, ‘Male and When a man forglves, he for- gets. When a uofian forgets — it's an | accident. | sympathy. by a thread. go on but his intuition—a hunch. This moved him to hold Settell and years' Block: “This elrcular of the Wild | raithful service and honorable rec- Cat Ol Wells gives several glowing ord were wiped out in three hours. Settell worried about the eftcet his (who has been “stung”|act would have on his §2-year-old Settell confessed. Nineteen mother. She wired him: “Dear Clarence>-T am about you every minute. “MOTHER."” No upbraiding. No expression of and What Spartans moth- shock or grief. Just ‘“Love sympathy.” ers agel—Capper's Weekly. _ FLOODS IN PARIS o e thinking Love and L a practicable plan of action based on common sense rcasoning, justico and law.” General O'Ryan, war commander of the famous Twenty Scventh Di-. vislon of New York, in commending the Armistice Day program, de- clared that, “For the first time in history the world ‘is organlzing for peace, and when the organization is complete the world will seclire peace.” 1 “The cause of America'a fulfill- ment of her obligation to the wor)d in relation to world peace,” Genera O'Ryan’s message conciuded, 18 'a “8ecret clauss and It is bound ‘1o win,” 5 HLANSMEN DONATE $200 T0 NEGROES Huntington, L. L, Coloré/ Church Gefs Contribution Huntington, L. I, Nov., 10.—Ti Ku Klux Klan was presented in new lght at the annual meeting o negro Methodists of Now York her: yesterday. The meeting was held in the local white Methodlst Episcopa been that way until they pald thelr | hotel bills. | e e ) church, with pastors of both race: present. At the close of the meeting ther: entered the church a procession o sixteen men, neither robed no masked, led by a man bearing. 1 American flag and another holding the Klan standard. When the pro. cession reached the pulpit, a man who introduced himself as Joh Hamilton, epoke. The Klan was not against negrors as popularly supposed, sald Mi Hamilton. It was only egainst the L mixing of white and black blood. It stood for raclal purity, but not for raglal oppression. In proof of that, ' his hearers might note that lynch- ! ings had decreased 50 per cent in thos> parts of the South where the order waa thoroughly organized. ‘A | hostile press had misrepresented the attitude of the Kian. Half a dozen negro preachera were on their feet at once, asking the epeaker questions. Then a white pas- tor presented to the pastor of Beth- el Mecthodist Episcopal church, the Jocal negro congregation, two $100 gold pleces as the Kilan's contribu- tion to the building fund. A ncgro preacher rose to say that the Information imparted by the Kian speaker was worth five times Wilson of fame of Wilson, Il‘voph-, IAving in Fastern Suburbs | When a woman wants to veform | a man, it's to make him Jess at- tractive to other women. “se When a man's wife Is obstinate, 25 Ve —ears Ago Today From Paper of That Date other man to destroy the ideal; but the epitaph smiles on the memory so0 long will it continue to be the dominant and successful party in America, driven from power at rare intervals, and then not because of its record or the caliber of its can- ut because of an it of the 1912 propor- opponents of might to stem the onslaught the Qe Find Their District Inundated by seismic disturbance been the sound of ears withdrawn from the ground. philosophy have That recent from 2 nies E and I have accepted the invitation of Chaplain Hall to at- tend the service in the First Cc gregational chu Sunday evening, sermon Wil be % aters, Indeed, th and it frown upon the name have Rising Wat Berlin and Vianna whes Paris, Nov. 10.—Inhabitants of he calls her pig-headed. {he eastern suburbs of Paris, heavy When he's pig-headed, he calls it | sufferers in the Jammjy |_|ood‘, are strength of character, | again undergoing & visitation ot the s waters. The Marne, following per- Fairy tales are what a dutifu] Sistent rain, has been swelling for mother _teils her children; and the last weck. For several da.yfi ;: what at. undutiful husband tells| kept within its banks and a spe his wife. | cold dry weather gave hope that the flood wouid pass off without dam- age, but vesterday the river rose six oot during the day and an addi- tlonal rise of six feet is predicted be- fore the maximum le rcached to- morrow. As the protective works ordered after the January floods have not yet been completed, the riverside quar- | ters are again under water, notably Neuilly-8ub-Marne, Nogent, Join- Ville, St. Maur and Alfortville. Paris &elf appears to be in no danger. The Selne is rising but siightly and river traffic continues except where the bridges are low. * MAKES FAST TIM paris, Nov, 10.—A hydroglider—a flat boat cquipped With a 459 hors of Lodge. g i . - Aidates. in- DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES FOR THE SENATE Democratic They have a new machine to sign checks with at Washington, butthe old political machine ts still used at times, ternal s| e ha k tions the Me- rafl was m crossing crowd resentatives from the Cosmopolitan magazine, the | ical World, and several scientific schools. test of (5 is considearbly e t appears that s former mag- street Correct thrifty little P- “and really han | this sentence: “Rhe's a said the mother, cotton stock- body,"” prefers following the recent clore a uished onio SILVER ‘R national Silver company senator- —Violet M. Leroy. | He Put His Worst Foot Forward Fugene: “What you don't know, doesn’t hurt you.” | His Dancing Partner: don't know, hurts me.” Tt is going in the s purpose dur- guin race as if nothing had happen- INTERNATTONAL AND COOLIDGE ORD! e Inte of M na Observations e . On The Weather e to put up a fight and even to had rece an order from a as n ause o 5 ; g : i . e Very Good, Eddie! | TS Demoestisitim inAsnes NanssahThIcsanas i 10—Forecast Good humor in present theatrical Fngland Partly | fares is hard to find. Tuesday: warmer Discontent is assuaged north | musical comedy lester, Ed n announces, in his new show, “The Grab Bag’ that a Russian Octette would sing a Cossack folksong called, “He Eats I'rench Dressing Every Night so e Can Wake up Olly in the Morning.” war hut no might We li ing the as well longer High out local ye made ity br W, exist or shou live,sinta no Coolidge Gib nounced near the fin- o “What you | the shackle there i8 a much better {sh of the ¢ at years - Ce tire squad proviso that the order celled it Ca defeated. for Soutlern eloudy tonight an Tlesday: mo: and northwest wi Forccast for 17 tiy clondy to re- warmer Tuesday; when Wy and won t enter the fray conti hey was e ca T e S . Tt s at have a fighting chance and nobo Lented fresh n his senses will begrudge them this personal thrill the cit dead, g who con- free, to the Lnowa the un- worders” like this T Shaw's Branch team will be New York ght and Tuesday; moderate to fresh yrtheast winds, A long trough known dead and 1 new to the younger tributed T re jevotion Hartford — as Augnstine Lonergan of the old-timers wil angd itions: valty which 18 the o potie mentioned p from back in tion's strength, “old s o e for good kind. The the pick of cne of paid candid de estimation That it is say- a strong cor ot impartial observers ien't ame a goodly portion of ¢ swallowed the 1 Eddie Spra The New Iiritai low pressure extending from ado northeastward to Minnesota is sing unsettled weather but not precipitation between the mu Then he goes on to say that might have been a school teacher, but she hadn't any class.” power motor and aerial propeller— yesterday this | ing a apeed of a| gulded by M. TFischer, broke the world's record of craft, attai for as much to his negro auditors as the girt of gold. i “RAJAH" AT WEMBLEY ove v the A world adds hook | alans t Trag of Drey highly d saying he would win, but Rocky pi Safety Johnny, a little years, was being cared for a nifse during the illness of his mother, The doctor who visited the aick-hed was very fond of the lit- tie boy |~ Loren D.' Pen One as kind old man Sone of Veterans, and Auxiliary No. was leavin 1e lhouse, Tie addressed | 1, will observe Veterans' Night, Wed- | creditors became suspicious of their Johnny: nesday, at Jr. 0. U. A. M. hall, Hun- | royal debtor, polica found out the A1l T bring you some eandy ! gerford Court. Dinner will be served | “rajah” was only Harold Moore, & 1 come L | at 7 o'clock and the members Of} coal miner. ], § | Mountains and the Mississip- las been general along = S const during the last 24 Meriden paper, S : S e greatest amount re- a was 1.40 inches at T.os Cal. Tife temperature is low normal in New Eng- nd the Lake region but is apidly in the Miesissippi val- it is above norma cather with slightly ture. First boy little over 150 kilometres (nearly 87 miles) an hour. The run was made| over a course of 1,600 metres on the 8eine below Paris, VETERANS N Wembley, Eng., Nov. ~There ! was nothing slow about the “Rajah of Bharatbur.” Dressed in regal fashion, he dined At the best res. | taurants, stopped at the best hotels, ' attended the most exclusive - balls |and mingled with persons high in Englieh soclety. Then, when his ing he would g th o . A 1 of four the ] S| ning over a TInternationa the epoch o r a mies Within his pa indicate that it re Lonergan hopes Roraback is n : eod order with the inated, as Lonergan thir ng attached day the e at Roraback long after TODGE'S AID TO COOLIDGE AND HIS WORRS Death of § g2 0 share opinion ity Jess of ® has announced ¥ back No Doctor, quickly Nurse some I wou't eat ‘\ bert H. Hill. | A Perfect Plcture What 1s your f Massa- against Merritt market to aell 6,- M piped Johnny €0 8 More Than 14,000 Names Are Off Pension Rolls Nov were common stock The bidde now ing 810 ingto government red 10.—More ar 1 t0 pro- fpr favorite pension rol Ao The Wreckers By DR. FRANK CRAN. There is a class of people who make a living out of wrecking, or beach combing. They.lic in walt for ships that have been wrecked and gather up the cnts that have been strewn on the shore. They are reminders of & certain kind of people that are met every- where. heir business is to tear down, to destroy, to remove the waste, We even have them in the animal life and a large part of the insccts and of the furry and winged wild things get their living by destroying other$ things or by handling the waste products. % An animal does not lle dead very long before the Insects and carriong crows are at work removing the flesh from his bones and he is neverg left until his bones are White A certain part of the human race ere wreckers The butchers take animal life in order to supply food for man. The wood choppers fell trees and remove the growth from the in order to make room for-human habitation Undertakers remove human beings from the scene of their activity and scavengers remove the waste i The gs Some men veem#l to be gifted with the spirit of perpetu tear down, and destroy other men's beliefs. Perhaps it is necessary to do this In order to remove the growth of superstition and possibly some good gocs along with'the be It is difficult to tear down cyil without, sames time, destroying that which is good. - \ Wreckers have their piace in the human ccanomy. There is no hread, without the destruction of grain, and most of onr clothes are raked fromy the backs of animals » As we ook at the whole drama of human life we are minded of the| Irish story of Orchil who sits under the earth and continually Weaveag weaving fe upward and death downwa For a man must passand it Is as ne he shouid be born in year, Jean Sidney Zeigler. Biff! into for less than | | a stationery | asked a ruler. man shewed him & but nothing suited the proprietor looked on moment of des- would-be cus- looking for vou'll there A man went tore and e sale »n_kinds, for department statistics made P civil war pe lecreased 21,508 last year and number 1 15, W Mrag ile widows that 3 in a 4 to the nk you're a matrimonial ency probably find some woman AON able to rule you!" de 3 A abiste Curtain! § : J trom 13,1 0 lependents of ns of ROADS AND MORE THEM NELEDED sent § roads the number 1t pensic em into the s of special des or enfore ignat N. a construction of paral- The Editor's Gossip Shop jokcs you've seen in or wr d ones you've Farewell Party for District Governor il follow the special en- given Rev. Don't print ard wait copy cing inment and banquet to be ab in honor of ording to s club r this morn- » banquet will take place at rritt hotel on the evening of r 24 a be in the na- So a farewell party. There will Guests until you think one up bright in thought and But 2 (1 Lions ¢ Davis, & NO agre Fun prose The both Shop and ings rhyme, when merely mu commi L us stolen stuff aste your time. short and snappy. Ll lwaye watch your step, ng vulgar you can full of pep. them {f youy can: use pen and ink nmansiip be plain you send REMODELS 70O Sori No entertainment without be rrow at the reg t be sary that he o B ey W die as thaty, i, b st write or wiil talk on you can't Rules.” t the p Copyright, 1924, by The McClure Newspaper Syndicate.