New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 7, 1924, Page 8

wich returns came along last after New Britain Herald| HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY minute," every to bed, Tesued Dally (Sunday Excepted) The At Herald Bidg. 67 Church Street s SUBSCRIPTION RATES 45,00 & Year, 2.00 Three Munth. 750, & Month, | Entered at the Post Off! use ot voting mackines 18 not common the country over. They | liked throughout of our great domain. They are in par- tiel throughout tions of west where | are not most disfavor [ | ar | por= the voters at New Britaln Second Class Mall Matter, | claim they promote party voting {and are too complicated. Com- plaints along this score are also | Business Office .. 1] Editorial Rooms 26 common where they are in use e throughout portions of the east. | The only profitable & sing medlum | Th also cost more money than in the ( Circulat! books and |, Anol o press room alwsys open to sdvertisers. lead pencils, which is a serious put— matter in some economical com- the Associnted Pres | munitl In some of the western Press is exclusively oo° | giaten the voting doesn't end untll otherwise 10 and 11 o'clock Connecticut time, also local and then the election officials )‘:\\'4‘: to tabulate from Australlan bal- Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. | lots. They do well to get through 4 : ““”’ by morning. castern time. That is why the s from the far west usually are so slow. NEW BRITAIN'S STAKE IN THE NEW HAVE. The Herald fa on sale dally tn As a shipper of frdght over the York at ng's News Stand, T g rallroac O, A New Haven railroad, New Britain Gr Cen 420d atreet, stands as high, or higher, than e —— any city in Connecticut of {its size, L oY NS nd “fl ‘ nd, xrl' 1lrr n::ln n‘wl Y ities, allroa officials Wi admlf #OR THREE YEARS g ro o 5 that without hesitation, R brokdsxeneralfrrinolnion It was stated recently that the prolonged up se an election number of yard engines required to ecampaign is detrimental to business e b 1 to businesé ghynt freight cars in New Britain and industry, The on e g 5 = are more than twice the number no different tha redecessors, A : i . SS0T8. | yequired in the average city of its o 1 i Al conven- gze In fact, there are as many lons the business world tinctured business world tinctured yarq engines needed here as in its opinion bus ot SPeCtS | many cities in New England several with the o i : B observation that “this iS| ymey the population of New Brit- & presidential election 3 whi i ¢ & agsnal As a producer of freight ship- erms, meant that bates 5 ments, New Britain is a very im- mark time until the uproar and un- portant spoke in the New Haven's Eertainty was over. | wheel of prosperity. And the more freight the railroad *“picks up” in New Britain the better we like it. HOUSEWIV LEARN THAT SUGAR MAY * GO DOWN" Housewives are mightily inter- ested in the price of sugar. They interested in l',\ei The election has overwhelmingly favored the candidate preferred by the business and conservative inter- | ests of the country; they are pleased | and are filled with confidence re-| garding the future. This “feeling of confidence” {tself is an ad\'amage“ Distilled into nds of the great get particularly consuming pv has the ten- | price of the saccharine necessity de to unl purse strings—and | quring the canning season, and there s no greater stimulator of | tney have noticed for years that v than just that.|sugar costs more during the can-| rough a period of eason than at any other time. | y four years; it i8| The canning season being over | fcan system of Eov- {he sugar magnates inform us that t. Such uncertainty in the- jower prices may be expected. Of be justified; in ac- | course, they do not blame the re- like a custom or | quction upon reduced demand in-| ave ee years of | cident to the passing of the can- not to worry about before an-|ning season, but ean sho ot psychological uncer- | sugar will “go lower" for per tainty, and during that time it is other valid reasons. be lioped that no one will be dissap- Refiners say the prices will slip In his or her expectations of | as soon as the new crops get un- prosper der way. Somehow, the new crops e get under way just after the can- A CHANCE TO MAK | ning scason is over every year. It CONGRESS LOOK NICE | reminds exceedingly of gasoline The new congress appears lik prices, which usually elip during ss an interesting &cna the fall of each year, just about ks claim that the bl the myriads of motorists c | when Senator Borah | fi upon parking their cars in rage for the winter season. will nd of “Libera Jurope Republicans,” is sald to be a prob- able tro le-maker; and and his ¢ talled band is expected to joln with Serator price facing for next Furopean beet at- | LaFollette soms of i, will gr Borah and any other bl #ires to harass the administration. But on the whe hood of more resp srnment. ye On the whole, the ( wministration w portunity to pe There will claims ti Administra been in as get out a new stead of as unpop c that de- | s ed those of last sore mates being the year, will be more yns more than last The ced ideal sugar weather conditions In \ll countries where sugar is grown r is giving Cu- Domestic beet itien sugar strong comp pros- fa endeavoring to pa ngress s without will take h lar expect prop . OCCIDENT. RETAINS L1 ADERSHIP show that it Is a hig ganizati 0ibe SPEED IN PLAINVILLE OF RIGHT KIND The t of New B s who when des welcom eredit to dents also think their hig its inh 1 > has n 8 lily dec g ger brother, days of rapid ar mmuni- | gitna eation are shared by t P on election day e 1 S clajming it is the only ¥ after the polls closed the I Hera first its were ret us increa d, but|io cach mem bugaboos we cou ritain returns S0 FLORIDA MAKES A BID FOR RICH RE SIDENTS ida has a 5 system is il 1 ] they don't care & T ong it takes e finger how s P98 Green- the retu “at the | plenty of them, and in order to in- other | sure their presence it has pussed town had reported and had gul\eL | whereby inheritances and incomes e ST PR S NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1924. Facts and Fancies DY ROBERT QUILLEN an amendment to the constitution are exempted from state taxation. D ven G Hore i3 how the system i ez Doubtless even Gaston B. Means | well, pected to work out: A rich north- erncr, looking for a state of cll- Alas! Good neighborhoods dle matic marvel in which to settle | YOUDB: also. & down, will gaze upon Fiorida and like it. He will making his legal his heirs will be exempt from pay-| ing inheritance taxes when he dies, and he will not need to pay state | Positive, fat; comparative, stout; discover that by | charitable, plump, residence there Don't expect your fatted calf too soon, Husks come first, The only money that 18 “fithy income taxes there during his life- | jucre” is the money you haven't time, Of course, there ara plenty | sot. of other states without state income i 3 After-electlon thought: And the taxes, but the result of Florlda’s | \''" Ciciq and there was u great voting on this amendment is that | calm. it is forbidden by the state consti- levy | | such taxes. Legislatures of differ-| tution ever in the future to ing political idealssmay come and | go, but the state constitution is ex- pected to function Our John D. Rockefellers and Hen- forever, | ry Fords now know that Florida has the latchstring on the outside of | A sufficient commentary on human | the door. No need to knock. Florida | hature is the lock on the spare is golng to treat her wealthy resi- L1 dents “right.” Whether many of | ,twe -wait patfently for Mr. Cool- them will care to move from thelr idge's talk beginning, “Now it can present residences to the Ever-|be told.” gladean outpost of civillzation | o T Herican doesn't merely to help their heirs and theit) wigy to be rich. He just wants a incomes remains to be seen. million or two, TRUST A Snub it a bother you. consclence is unlike a bore. FRENCH-GERMAN :w times and it won't A THRUST FOR PEACE The French-German steel bine, which has heen forming for | com- Government furnishes free bulle- 4 month, is announced as com-|tins on almost everything excepl| George: “How was the wedding plete, according to a 8pe cial cable | how to reduce taxes. |dinner?"” ; i e et , | Marilyn: “First-rate, except tha! spatch in the New York Wor 1t is almost time to let dad catch | when Dr. Wall got through pn)‘lngw ters in both nations, igon ma you knitting him bedroom slippers each possessing some things needed | for Christmas. in the manufacture of steel not : ! et Circumstances makes the “intelli- posses y r, thus merge S possessed by the other, th R oEr gent minority” a minority. It sup- r résources into & Elant Pro-| piicg (e adjective for itself. and the rest of the es- duction engine world will have to take notlce pecially the steel-makers of Brit-| ain and the United States The trust pects to or American world markets, and expects 10 French and German ships in send- French-German 8xX- either makers England in the | undersell steel usc How glorious it is to glare at a mor com- r S o faraway £ ing thelr products to "_” Y cop when one is carrying a quart lands, including Mexico, Central | bottle of vinegar. South America. | —_— ' 4 ry se o he hat 1 Stanley Daldwin, who will be the The theory s H‘H to 1 that the % o Bplant already DETES the tariff the quicker we can nNeyiprem G0N el s t rich soaking one another. is aroused at the prospect. Being Ban of a conservative disposition, An efficient man is one who can probably 1l attempt to do som¢ e time to do the things neces ¢ sary to health, and yet not starve. thing about it at the behest of th b » British stecl-makers. It is doubt-| yonesty in advertising? Then ful, however, whether anything can | why hasn't the wax man in the be done. The ores in Lorraine’ and clo window knock knees and a the coke in, the Ruhr are a neu- paunch? tral allgpmentien PEOS n Of L yyighways were in the a steel, and co-operation is the only | of horse kppurently the Bens alternative to stagnatio The|was credited to the right party ‘rench and German magnates don't — Hrenchiap C this sentenc intend to be stagna i e The combination Wi e ol 2 i e " CONTRIBUTED two nations. binations that exist be Ger- SOME EPITAPHS ny and France the ance e of future disagreement, It is William Joseph Marblehead used to industry is built upon stric get our goat, 3 ¢ P o e He'd take us out a-rowing and then R fs = he'd rock the boat. fes and national competitic He did it once foo often and we ill-will and wars are fostered. el e x But we took him from the fishes and DRAMATIZING CRIME his bones are resting here. IN YELLOW PAPERS Ciothing nditry in the spirit take adventura iz & crime by yel 0f stepping on gas instcad of the| ooralamainet moclolyal Wi brake. e s Patrotman | We gathered him up from under tho ; car s here one of the New YOTK | y.; nianted him here—and there | vellows reforred to him t e % pet 1 h or A not 1 ssed o cur he m out,” and 3 he of John ste 0 } sens ma s which caught the 1 Qbservations On The Weather INCOME TAX EVASION I8 STIMULATED Washingtc By Southern Ne 1 re 18 to Not muc e ire; Forecast Yor b savs , y trong vest edice oo ; 1 ; 8 tu : last irs from L probably pass out ight Pleas- g the At- a Tem- from the from perature is 2 a coast westw to Niinals (butifalls Armed, Masked Bandits |* Sngitions favor for this b Capture Loot of $6,000 " o' A Brunswick, N. J, Nov. 7.— tur off als t Young Men's e—— thr 1 great y s 4 not The Lawyer (By Sam the Simple) Attorneys of the law are men Whose business life is fine; I often wish I had thelr job And one of them had mine. I'd ke to stand before a judge And holler, “I object!" Then face the jury with & amirk And note the grand effect. The lawyer has a plenic with The witness in the chair, He cross-examines him so hard The poor guy bats the alr; Till he is out of breath, Then quotes the law on perjury And scares him half to death. As long as people fight and steal, And kill, and bootleg, too, The lawyer needn't worry, for There's work for him to do. No wonder, then, he always wears A smile upon his face, | For, win or lose, he gets hia fee, And can appeal the case. Same Old suppose, you're always sure of hav ing a nice turkey seént you fo Thanksglying?" | “The trouble with an editor's tur- key,” responded M. F. J., “is that it" generally stuffed with chestnuts.” Tong Drawn-Out | grace the soup was cold.” | —Gertrude Marie Heller Mighty Like a Rose presented Rose with a baby hal | sister. jealous of the new baby?” “Oh no!” said little Rose, | vaby riage.” In at Last ;Inslnad of taking, it gives money. angle, Have pushed and pulled the Jingle: Jangle, where | T cannot find the way in there. | Inside it seems that all the folks Are laughing loudly at the jokes, Creating such a monstrous din | It keeps me outside looking in. | A Story About Frank Chance | That the late and his pal, Hugh Fullerton, | The Cubs were fighting hard for a | It was a pitcher’ | battle and the enemy finally won, certain game, « Chance was very gloomy after th | defeat, and walked from the friend. “Well, cheer up, Frank,” said Mrs, | Ch nee “you still have me.” we [ nit.” Every dog has his day, and some Here lies a map who made the mis- of them have their limousines and | Everybody smokes but father. chauffeurs. | The Jingle-Jangle Counter Oil is used to case conditions; | Palms are greased by politicians. soing hronchos gives a thrill; Sirens rope in men with skill. | —P. 8. My hig brother always whistles While he writes his love episties. Many things in pairs are met; Three of a kind we'd rather get. Distance Lends Charm Helen——"It's too bad we got in th top of the stadium—the players are barely distinguishable from up here, Can you Harr; single out your frien Jcth—"Yes, hie's that handsome | one with the big chest Sewing Them fn the Plural De Style—"Isn't it awful the way he swears?” Edith (lisping) ing hith wild oath.” The Dark Horse Enlisting for the hand of Prue I launched my suit a trife late; My prior rivals numbered, to ; Be candid, eight. So occupied was she, with Hugh, With Tom, and Harry, Dick, an Leight, I was just one more of the crew— A candidate. A strategy would win, T knew bonbons 1 sent in by the crate, And when I we Her candy date! —Ted Olson The Poker Fiend Mrs. Mendel—"You say your son | ish for a few day Mrs. Gunnison—"Yes, and h mind is still full of his studies, for talked | Of the Burritt school last night last night in his sleep he about raking in a pot.” Nelson Nordstrom The Editor's Gossip Shop To the hundreds, who have written in asking 1f we are old or young, smooth-shaven or be- whiskered, fair or dark, mar- ried or single, etc, etc, etc, may we say that we have turned queries over to Wally | Mystic, and that fn one of The Lthe He badgers him and twists him up —Robert Reichenbaum. Little Rose's mother, having been | widowed and married a second time, A friend asked Rose: “Aren't you | et | see, I'm mother's real child, and this | only mother's child by mar —Rose Huguenin. | But though I've looked from every Have knocked and pounded every- | —Bud Wiser. jcelebrated Jrank Chance, famous manager of the old-time champion Chicago Na- {tional league baseball club, took his e baseball seriously Is illustrated by an | I hate 10| anecdote related, some years ago, by club house as though he had lost his best shouted Chance, “‘and there | > a couple of times this after- | take our toolbag along?”’ noon I'd have traded you for a base | | —unan vty 98 Vears Ago Today A. Elinor Wac i nor Wade. o jntroduced by the retiring prin- “He'th juth sew- —F. P. Pitzer her “yes," ‘twas to | house last night, and will present “A me from his agricultural college Free Souvenirs Visit the Souvenir De- partment and see the valu- able articles you can secure in Exchange for Souvenir Coupons, cayenne and penny. Richly furred are wool, lustrosa and suedine. - $29 $69 27th ANNIVERSARY SALE Want to Pay - t Tn each group you will find a complete quality in other shops in Hartford. Free Souvenirs Coupons ave given with all purchases during the Anniversary Sale. Save them, they are valuable, | ASK FOR SOUVENIR COUPONS | The Coat That You Want is | | Here at the Price You Story “Being un editor, Mr, Judell, I| Of course there is a complete selection of the new colors, cranberry, oxblood, these coats that include such materials as ormondale, downy selection priced lower than coats of equal $39 $49 | $89 - $98 | AILORED SPORTS COATS In youthful models that are most attractive for general wear, sizes 4213 to 5214 at . | future contributions by that scer you shall know all about your Editor! Meanwhile, whether you are are blonde or brunette, old or young, smooth-shaven or not, marricd or single, etc., etc, etc., may we say we want you to keep on contributing regularly as you have in the past. s To “make The Fun Shop is to achieve a distinction not s0 e many enjoy. The ones who are successful are those who study what is presented, daily in this department, | | Starting Flim Off Right Plumber's Apprentice—"Shall we Plumber—:“Forget it!” —Wilfred Erlich. | | Slogan of the modern household: (Copyright, 1924. Reproduction Forbidden) I ‘ Prom Paper of That Date | Dr. Martin G. Benedict, the new High school principal, took his place | on the platform in the auditorium for the first time this morning, be- cipal, Professor Marshall. John M. Belden has won his suit against the city. He claimed $1,700 | dameges resulting from sewage dis- | posal, and he will be paid a fixed sum for cach year of such disposal | into his stream. New Britain people are greatly in- | tcrested in the successful under- water run of John P. Holland's first submarine craft made yesterday in | New York city. e d James Riley, Jr., 1s building a house on Oak street. Edward 0. Kilbourne has pur- chased the Ensworth farm in Stan- lay Quarter. | The election returns will be re- ceived at Valentine Boller's cafe, 14 Commercial street. The Boston Branch grocery wagon, In charge of Hugh Clark, | wag smashed up in a runaway on | Curtis street this afternoon. d| At a meeting of the Woman's club, Marcus White read a paper on | Montaigne and his influence on Eng- | iish literature. * | The Waite Comedy Co., playing at | |the Russwin Lyceum, offered “A Duel on Wall street” to a crowded | | | | Husband on Salary” tonighty Dr. and Mrs. C. W. Lee arrived home from their wedding trip today. The New Britain Machine Co. has booked an order for 22 high-power { Case engines which are to be used {at Kent, England. A fakir made about $100 in front by | giving $2 premiums to the first ! dozen purchasers. After that the | | crowd fought to buy but got no pre mium They tried to mob him, but he showed a policeman his li- | cense to sell spoons and escaped. | Another peddler appearing & few minutes Jater'made no sales. is .$25| owmm | Stylish Coats in Large Sizes | FURRED BOLIVIA COATS Fully lined with satin and shown in such colors as penny, kit fox, navy blue i 945 AUTHOR CUTS OFF HUSBAND N WIL Mrs, Stilwell Asks Also Maiden Name Be Put on Tomb COATS OF ORMONDALE Richly furred in models that give the slenderizing tlines without sacrifice of W $89 known to him and m: A legacy consisting of bonds, mortgages and bank deposits goes {o Mrs. Stilwell's sister, Mary E. Taylor, who is a co-executor with the Chase National bank. Mrs. Taylor also has | the life wuse of the family home.j which is to form part of the resi- duary estate that goes to a niece and nephew. All right and title to the copyright of Mrs. Stilwely's books go to the nephew and niec‘. Coolidge Is Invited To Visit New Orleans New Orleans, La., Nov. 7.—Presi- dent Coolidge has accepted an invi- tation from a group of business men to visit New Orleans and probably two other clties of the state, it was announced today by Emile Kuntz republican, national committee from Louisiana. Mr. Kuntz stated he had received a lettet from the president New York, Nov. 7.—The will of Laura Jean Libbey Stilwell, the novelist, was filed in Brooklyn yes- terday with a report from the ex- ecutors estimating the estate to be in excess of $10,000 in realty and in excess of $1,000 in personal property. The will contalns directions to the executors for the burial of the novel- ist Greenwood cemetery, in a grave to the left of her mother, and for- |acknowledging the invitation and bid the burial there of any other per | promising to accept as soon as pos- sons except her sister, Mary E. Tay- |sible. lor and a nephew, Ulmont Paige. Mrs. Stilwell directed the placing the name “Laura Jean Libbey” in carving on the monument in the burial plot as evidence of her desire Raleigh, N. C., Nov. T.—Defeat of that her married name was not to |the Porte Terminal bill proposing an be used in this connection. 88,600,000 bond issue for building To her husband Van Mater Stil- |seaport terminals and establishing a well she bequeathed her interest in state ship line was conceded last property ta Floral Park, L. 1, jew- | night by Governor Morrison, who elry and pictures which he owns in |sponsorc d it, on the basis of returns their home In Brooklyn, with a re-|in Tuesday's election from 1,086 pre- quest that these articles be given to | cincts out of 1,730 in the state. The him by the executors, together with | vote in the bill, which was submitted $5 and sald, "I dot not make any |to popular vote by the legislature other provision for my husband for showed a majority of 29,110 against good and sufficient reason well [it. Port Building Fund Lost in Referendum _______———————______————____.:———————-—-!_—_—_———-——-‘ DR. FRANK CRANE’S DAILY EDITORIAL ] Holes in the Bread By DR. FRANK CRANE \Mr. 1. K. Russell, member of the American Chemical Society written a book cntitled, “The Romance of the Holes in the Bread. He says that all our lives we have been accustomed, three times & day since we hegan to toddle, to see holes in the bread, and perhaps som of us have wondered what caused them, If we had known we might havc been on a level with the greatest scientist in the world. This scientist was named Louis Pasteur, who was called the father of modern medicine. He was declared, in a voting contest in France, to be the greatest Frenchman who ever lived. Most of us would have voted for Napoleon Louls Pasteur noted that when heat was applied to dough and 1 passed above a certain point it broke up and changed in the nature anc function of itsparticles. He applied the function of the bake oven to other things in life. There was cholera, which had swept over the cities of the middle ages every winter, taking thousands of victims. There was smallpox which was almost universally prevalent, and typhold fever, which swep! in great epidemics the face of the countr Besides these, there were certain fevers which, in maternity hospitals carried oft eighty women out of every bundred admitted. Pasteur, when only a young man, asked that the doctors lend hi their bandages and instruments, so that he might bake them or pas: them through a flame to kill any germ particles on them. The doctor: let him take the bandages and the sheets used by the nurses and th death rate dropped to twenty out of a hundred. He demonstrated that the dough of brcad contaived yeast which atq away its starches and sugar andgave off carbon dloxide and alcohol. From this he extended his studies to prevent wine from turning t vinegar, and to preserve some thirty or forty per cent nf the beer whie the brewers had been in the habit of throwing away as rotten, to cure th plague that had been ravaging among the silk worms, to prevent choler: among chickens, and anthrax among herds of beasts. Pasteur tied all these instances of human, animate and inanimate ex periences together and applied to them, one after another, his great dis covery had thus protected humianity and the animals, in a measure, tron} has| Eels sometimes travel over con- siderable ground to go from one | | stream to another. | their enemies among microscopic life. Copyright, 1924, by The MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.