New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 1, 1924, Page 6

New Bri HEHALD PL press The Memher T Meniber AW MIUST Andit ot the Ass HAVEN w i AL ROAD H FIING LAW WAS AN PLANNED oM NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1624, politiclans ut the Dig RADIO CLAMPS LID ON rtain tended to cover. He his ¢ HECRLIRS ground there- did tire speech and ion to answer heek opound the day mee source propounded much froc EXPERIMENTS A DANGER YT ¢ employed in [RHENER NECESSARY pgreement destre to A RALS HAVE SEICIDY br Maxson Foxuarr Junew, “Teacher's Pet') Iy Ralph Bacon ' plek s Oh, T tore Your punts — 1 didn't! Now Cry. | tell your into t} won't h m tough, 1 u tell ‘em! "o wilk he I'll suy you'd bLetter! Ger You You liked i, too Pet It was you told her 1t w Stuff in th' stove Somehody Him all me apart. You do th mal any Willie, he's: jon't ain't talki | that R ou're goin e—now you'r ah she fre atremes you say Maric rude Porestalled “How is it from » use g th —J. L Lassons Yes, ‘fore 1 garter-snake! mother— | foun, n! ma me 1 be Teac us m Oh tak at, b noisc " shut you interrup't muscle—smeli fsh y g0l with Heile more ound d am!’ with her's Bee, up! that ou'd n't h an made r You until c women Huffman Apartment Huntiog in the Wilds the ) that doesn't inely onc more fii is the kifche here isn't, but y one installed Of cours wom 1 “On a pours in No, t f I'm ver to w 1 rent tdential Scction nette ou maid after uld particular i pro- fireplace. v good a climb, but st her)” you your apartment.’ Dolled vp Vaitor's Gossip #0W hoastern ( as Shop any- pel} And T thank God there was some left." —Jack superfluoy ‘Coughing among tk detracts from many a I can't understand it." ) Neither can 1. You'd think they had already coughed up cnough at the hox-afice.” —Helen Modus O “That politl doing some dirty work Allen: “Yes, (hat's cleans up.” | Franks, ‘ | Thespis andience Bloom, randi Jim an has been the way he Janet Long presidential election 18 ready for Thanks- When over, we giving, (Copyright, 1924 Forbhid Fact; and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN the shall be production As trouble outlaws the makers, fow can beat in-laws. office pacifist suggests spell- Knights of Kolumbus, words: pull out; The ing it “That this Famous last better half mine. Buy had road is - — y stalls for want of gas; statesman uses gas to The fit the jitney stall Early to and help You win a beauty carly to prize, bed rise may tables least indicate th obey Mortuary i ans ‘at averages the Targost erash once inhabited by things that about to srem you hole a car are into and the a tootl Before ich party to whom the deciding W ielonz to. party belongs. Well, t 4 progresses ¢ only tinplement of torture is the ulkiie About left rmined 1o takes every scems d re- 50l Japun main neutral if it dier Chang b love would whit Lrotherly m don't rs. era of b lcome, if ¥ lawy e care es of chan i the seat when men stand e's little of war to get shiny 1p for their rights. Another e leader is a thing group follow wit sense as to The first essential in learni is a palr of legs that knickers. £ golf look well in to do something v to do some- hod and be and some try body something. chance is to call it American and persecute ft the only crossings v Iions 1 un Eliminating g cost t sads m dertakers even more. rests Bays @ make more any “Long mpress fate 1 musi critic 1 is is true of chin music, nd I'm as good a 25 Vears Ago Today From Paper of That Date to gee you What was German bacterio! e 3 —THE OBSER VER’—§ Makes Random Observations On the City f O s Rt yme day when the editor has acquired sufficlent of this world's goods to lie back and grin when his name appears in the newspapers with others who pay a large andy imposing income tax, he is going to sit down at his battle scarred type- writer and reel oft his memoirs There will be several chapters de- voted to the mechanical slde of pro- duelng a newspaper but the greater part of the volume will be deserip- tive of the human tide which surges and beats against his desk in the course of a busy day. ¥'rom early morning afternoon when he puts pencil into his vest pocket he gazes, between hist asks, to a Kaleldoscopic parade of human belngs who wish to borrow his car for a moment. Only for a moment, But moments fly and become minutes while the visitors rattle and tattle about their personal afalrs or about some great cause in which they are intercsted Meanwhile work accumulates on the desk and although the editor tries to be polite he often wishes there was no law against taking life Enters a woman whose has heen arrested, She wants the boy's name kept cut of the paper. An understandable motherly mission The Observer sympathizes with her. Snter a young man who has gotten himself into trouble with his eyes wide open. He announces that does not care to have his name in the paper. When his announcement seems to have no effect he treiten: everything from physical violence fo sult for libel and defamation to character. The name print, there is no assault and suit, Simply an fncident. Exit incicent. Cut of a clear comes a gush- ing young maid whose very heart is up in project in until late his weary son appears in no the sk W wrapped some which she knows—ye cditor will be interested with her is a waste of time is precions. Sh promise that the “stuft” pared will be ccpsideration. 8h» winees at the use of the word “stuft” and goes ouf. Wher reads the paper and finds five lines describing corner cks ght of a knnwss-the To arue thn roc and she N pre- Yer project tucked away in a «olves that the editor nilh of human Kindness, o swinging a pick instead pen and resolves never, never. to huve any more dealings with him. Lueky cditor The tide rises higher during 2 prestdential campaign. More com- munications are submitted could he imaginedss Apparently for three years and eleverd months men, women and children are content to g0 ahont their dafly duties and live like rational beinga. But in the month which precedes an election. they take their pens in hand and express, In vitriolic language fn m casen, their opinion of the other side. When to ther att that ne do not print com- munications their ¢ gins Rut they the tire ty b never than on the called papers ntion ws- msig gerness b to wane. have a ha newspaper can in the as if of the reporters wrote it. Agzain ex- jer.y With as the editor news columns ju one muek ts ot that the communication is expression not proper Further- paper does paticnce as possil news but merely ar opinion and therefore publication as news, it is explained, the not carc to print it because it is a political communication and if the paper acceptod and printed one it flooded with reams up opaganda. The visitor only one thing been editors retainers were more woull be ams of convinced of that the up. 1If a aupp plivd in one pt d reac But t! t remalns that casy nights not done ich violates the the mone are h to the moor most of them . knowing that t! i anything that day w profession or which ch of trust between ave cthics of their would be a bre publisher One of the and ons nta- or- who most annoying | is the pald repres semi-phila sually 1 tive of & A she ipt on i esy u proclaims t it shouls ir on the page A clently in type front heading suffi- larg attract the cye. Then begins 11 iry task of ex- per wis t which 5 to en- has v tr erefore, it will fown the manu- print it on an in- are person en to it. The a man of in determin- matt r of 1 tires of t pda pur- much regardless of t Zorit of its propag his blue g Aw 1 the g to be s the and Its People e e . commercializing foothall are with- out-a proper appreciation of what attracts a football crowd. Of the thousands who attend games in the Yale Bowl, a amall ‘percentage knows anything about football or wants to know anything about it, The actual game is the least im- portant part of it, in the opinion of a great many spectators, Some go hecause they want a thrill, others becanse they want to be able to say they attended, still others because they ke the colorful assembly and the hurrah stuff that accompanies it, In eyery human being there in a subconsclous desire to let loose pent up emotions, Some get rid of it by watehing a prize fight, the high brow by attending grand opera and the low brow by beating his wife, It's in all of us and it must come out. So we troop off te the bowl, nerv- ously excited over the prospect of witnessing a combat between glants and soon after the game starts be- comg frenzied fanatics, shouting ems couragement or hoarse warnings of impending disaster and slapping oyr neighbors on the back or punching them on the nose, depending on whether opinions jibe or clash ¥rom time immemorial human bipeds have sought a valve through which their steam could escape, It will he recalled that the Romans used to assemble and watch glad tors make what we now call ham- hurg steak of each other. This s simply another example of that sub- conscious search for the valve which must be opened occasionally if the race is to escape destruction by in- ternal combustion. Times chang but men do net change. Toothall field or Roman amphi-theater—the spectators are the same, only a few centuries removed The boothlacking huginess must he comfortably in the diteh. Tt's rather courageons 1o publicly pronounce & being on a especially particy business as low round of prosperity, when a republican Administration is n power; but we cannot come to any other conclusion after mecting with 1 lorde of youngsters anxious to provide a “shine for a nickel” every time we wend across the well k conter. It is quite uscless to dodge them. They are there, and if the cryptic “no” is bandied toward one of their numbers, it only means that the sayme word has to be ut- toered h'nn&\lrw to six times later the end of the green Is reached, Naturally. it is difficult to clude that the boothlacking business in the regular establishments which furnish seats, light, heat and read- ing matter while the shoe shine is being applied, can prosper as might- ily while this gort of unchecked com- petition is in force, Agk any of the proprivtors of such establishments and they will tell you that the city is terribly wrong in permitting mere boys to turn into such big compet hey pay no rent and pay no taxes, one will be told, and worse than anything else, they cut prices to a point that makes a shoe shine our way own attempt to before con- tors cost no more than it did before the | he youngsters' side of the story is illuminating. We asked one “how is business,” will admit modes of prosperous asking But the equally recently to which the intelikentsia is one of the regulation salufation that every citizen has the privilege of wnother prosperous citizen. shoe-shining Babbitt didn't much of business. The only possible way {0 improve husiness, the yonng- ster intimated, was to bring about a way to limit the number of hoys in the “Too many of 'em, 1 not enongh nickels to go round,” shining business bhoy ned; and we inclined to e with him other two dozen shiners shining around Retween the army of shoe-shiners and the ne 1y a8 numerous total of men who sit or cold stone ling the ring nice weather ness, i« shoe-: were on secing the the walls surrou monument, the een- 1 beach The for W as well populated as a so In the good old summer time furnishes no park benches park. evid somehodies city t undesirahle them more fearing t might the mon- opolize all day to exclu- sion of desirable occupancy think | bul the forsighted architects who provided the sctting for the monu- ment likewise calculated that stone seats would do just as well for those who were not inclined to be par- ticular, and so there ls plenty of seating capacity In the vielnage, But the time is about here when the press of population, both men and boys, will steadlly diminish {around the center, It is no easy matter to shine shoes in the open when the morcury la low; and mor¢ important still, customera dislike to stand still when the eold breezes blow. Men of lelsure prefer to fol- low the dictates of their taste in- doors. Only the Waiting trolley pas- sengers, those forced to wait b tween cars at the center, will oc- cupy the ground very shortly., Busi ness will pick up Immensely in the rogulation shoe shining parlors, and the proprictors will be pleased to credit It to the way the election wen! provided of course that it goes for Coolldge. It It doesn't, then the credit will be Inclined to go wher it belongs—to §he weather. Vs Dristol's Community theats opened its season last week with the presentation of three one-act plays by the Community Players, the or- ganization mainly instrumental for the fine playhouse which the ity possesses. The productions were well received and the Interest dis- played hy the attending members of the players’ organization indicates a hearty support for all of the then- tor aclivities this winter, Since the opening of the theate several years ago, the project has *lecn, watched keenly by other elties as the theater {8 a novelty for com- munitics of this section and so well did the plan take hold that even the Jealousy of certain theater magnates of larger cities of the Fast was aroused. This was apparent, when Judge Roger 8. Newell, who has been the guiding genius of the thea. ter since its opening, had difficulty in staging “Helen of Troy, N. Yu." and other plays last year, He had arranged dates for presentations, but was compelled to postpone the offerings until after the appearance of the show Hartford The Community theater was orlg inally designed as an auditorium for north wing of the new Dristo Ligh school but after the school W well under way, certain pr people, headed by Judgs hrought ciearly to the attention o Brigtolites the need of a theater the best of plays might b enjoyed by local peaple who could not get away to other cities, Man: changes were made and promoter. of the plan were criticized but the stage wus enlarged so t the bi gest of plays which visit Hartford and Springfield could be praduced in the Bell Town. So well was the fdea ried out that several New York plays opened in Rristol Iast among them being “Tyrants” ‘Ttose Coventiy.” As a result of the ing, several fine concerts have heen offered to the poople of the city on the Pequabuck and plans for the coming season promise a wealth of | productions and dclightfu! entertain- i ments. Among the events for the near future will he “Bimbo”. which will be presented by the musal comedy artlsts of tol Todge of ks on November 18 and 19. the where year. and theater open Observations On The Weather Nov 1 Washington, Weather outlook for the week beginning ‘\lmvdu | North and middie Atlantic sates { Moatly fair weather except for raing about the middle of week: tempera- tures near normal or above first | nalf of week and below normal lut [ ter part Forecast for castern New Gend and except probably showers in | northern portion; slightly tonight in extreme north moderate to fresh southwest Conditions: The turbance is central this morning over Ontario. It has caused loca showers during the last 24 hours from Arkansas northeastward to Vermont. The pressure is low ove northern and high over the southern districts Mild tempera ture prevails in all the northern sec tions east of the Rockies. York: rally fair tonight Sunday extrem warmer portio winds western dis Conditlons favor for this vicinity cloudy weather and not much in temperature. | partly change i DR. FRANK CRANE'S DAILY EDITORIAL ” On Going By DR. FRA eral miilion children start Kecently 8¢ imposing event of of horns. The advertising or appened of recent d influrnce blowing It has just affs now 1n irs in business and in buginess and racter is not inning What that ki e statesman: awaker and ¢l country {hing in our posscssion and to rtunity to attend ita the opy factlitics are 1 cnough public atten Education is the ation should have are inad tion to se his 8eat ip the most i ittle ing are here hut cet the coming ra aining of the ye That gencration needs to go to b umitted against a b for the tine is rapid n off thé carth. There is s to work with. And t kind public school is the training ols of some labor: s mueh oet way an i Sia & vot tt We to realize that r wor the professic yone r p an is 1he 1l ¢ ability that yor. We are accustomed to saying that the public schoc principal business of a v or gir to School NK CRANE 1 to school took signif history without ay the mbst ional It is place cant thing that than anything that is taking going 1o school will b in the future years depend upon the future hildren stutesmanship ship will will by these childre ned 1o the importance of now the \mericans a stion has ncver yet beer most L good ho the qu brag But out the South who do not througl (i ur great and the w cur clties who attend part tine business ha a better quality of teac nation. A Minlgter of Fdy cabinct and we shonld recognize th rtant business hole not re ile and the net result of our infl school. There is no greater erime that than to deprive sucha one of prone g when the untrained may wi s room for a man demand every who has year for css and here is groater Sending wding more wtory of the future him 1t intelli national d e th ntelligent citizer r it is ablc to defend itself it better sch most inviting pro 2. And thut ther and and bett fessions for a m is room In it 1. Copyright, 1224, by The McClure Newspaper Syndical 2 boy to