New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 6, 1924, Page 6

New Britain Herald) suppossd 15 be at its helght. But|silver dollars I circulation. The These concrete instances of Fun pass & crowd assembled on a strect|time may como when to carey 8hop service should inspire you to orner and accidentally note the[around two pounds of cart wheels greater efforta * * * and to Impress upon you that you should contribute regularly. HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tneusd. Dall7 (0ndny Rxcentsd) versation: one rarely hears [ Wil be a patriotie act. At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Sireet rd about politics. One frequently. B ver, hears remarks about the OPTIMISM REIGNS, The Jingle-Jangle Counter and the Washingtons, with| Optimism s the Kking of every ( = 1'd have some time to make a Jingle- Jangle - It my wife would only stop her Entered at the Post Office at New Britaln schall iy something the popula- [ Tribune that the “‘west's drift to wrangle! A BAond e MALMAtLer i understand, 1t takes a [ Coolldge gains speed.” This Is stated NTE —Ernest Mann, wnalyst to realize the inwara | In bold, big type on the front page (By Wallace M, Bayliss.) I ] HARTFORD — I inhaled the powder from her $ In Childhood Mother used a strap, cheek A Ma took us firmly on her lap. Tried to propose, but couldn't speak! ey ssems able to divine the | We learn that. Davis has the inside | She said we need that kind of ofl —8 W The only profitable adve g mediu j. oty profitenle ad n i of every play in the|track in pivotal western states. The | To see that we shall never spoll. Press room always open to adve third party, according to the World, He Who Would Dance— s — is attracting seven Coolidge votes for In Youth our girl guve us a slap Jaoki—"Igs the woman Who 5 Member of the Associated Press And laid it on with stinging snap; pays. A The Assoclatsd Press is i NI DEADLY GRADE CRossixg | - O Vo attracted from Davis, | According to the rules of Hoyle, Jocki—“Well, all 1 can sy is titled to the use a S e GRS = st hich in tight states leaves Coolidge | That is the way she's taught to foil, | that's the kind to take out.” cr t T o loca ) © " | courting chaos, Al Danne, news 3 : crossings in the United Glanoing at the New York Times :" Middle Age dear wifie nagged % . m e . s 18 located w Carlisle, | o O 3 ntil our very spirit sagged (Copyright 1924, Reproduction we find that cond ¥ gge | we fin 1at conditions are rath l torbidden). Member Andit Bureau of Circulation V1 oln highway Whene'er we talled to use our brains; The A B. C. is s i | ¢ York Central rail.| T xed: hut that Davis seems to be|wa got darned sick of her refrains. loing very well gn the west, paralleling | g 4»)mms’h: forecasis consti- | In Old Age we're as good as gagged 4 dF : 0k happens (0] Lute. cart e e el conatl-[n IS ALY o et ne sussed | acls and F'ancies voud trains | About thatelectiont cam® wagged BY RUBERT QUILLEN i g il Seanh b As long as life in us remains A woman always gives us pain BN e In a . small town the neighbor's A BRITISH UPSET. In the following poem consclence doth make cowards of us becuuse of the lirge number of | pe MacDonald governmént fn| The first verse consists of the first | all. At our sts who have entered eternity Britain faces one of the wely. | 1€8 Of the four preceding verses: | | $8.00 a Ye G $2.00 Three Muath ' n We read in the New York Herald- 108 of players and pitchers | election campaign TELEPHONE CALLS Business Offico .. cance of a politicul move 80 that no readers can miss it Editorial Rooms . 9 Phomas, Richard and Harry in| Picking up the New York World 1s De : . The sccond versc is composed of | Perhaps those lines on Mars that at comes to British | the sccond lines; are obliterated at times are party A\h l“\l XPECTED COMPT l‘ll.? I.| mentation hus b fe to climinate | governmenta every haif a year or 50.| The third verse is composed of the | lines, Il Lt : ! | this g crossing, but as the trol-| A joan was being contemplated to | third lines; and artfor t i ober | oy ¢ ‘ it is unable 0| Russia, it sccms, and the Liberals| The fourth verse is composed of | The true philosopher isn't preju- | v Terald is an s ¢ of the expense, and the fourth lines. diced against any sort except the in. o at the spot. Tor a decade argu- [ known crises ¢ have thrown down the gauntlet o : ) EDITOR. | sect. s not appear to exlst| and MacDonald threatens to start a s r commonwealth, the| general election, In Childhood Mother used a strap; As to the “intelligent minority,” ip remains, a menace not That's how they do things in Eng- | In Youth our girl gave us a slap; it it is intelligent it doesn't remain | tves, Tbut los theRueveral |ijanais Wrien(the government in pow= |13 iddle AFe deariwide aagged; j/(x minorily. In Old Age we're as good as gagged. S Guloktonirists¥from W ocHer | o wants lto¥n\itlc ec sarseibing hat \ér something tha thell satos vh SEhike oo daily. If all men were equal, thers would ai W "v pass crossing dally. | causes serious discussion, the cab<| Ma took us firmly on her lap be no need of laws to cramp the of action, the IttI€ finot resigns and the premier calls|And laid it on with stinging snap, | gy % : o U R o e s oGl eton s A MR UG Ged i R sisle of the able, orces Us to Replenish Our Stocks rains must slow down 10| to ses whether t} Lest tongues of gossip should be| 1n a period of bobs and knickers, wagged. “he-man” may yet become a useful | expression. interested voters an miles an hour before reachin | prefer what the government pro- d th trap. Even the Twentietn | poses or what the critics say ought| She said we need that kind of oil, BOs e : Assortments Are Spick and Span Every Day Like an Opening Day town, greatly t¢| the American method of running the As long as life in us remains. [Refhimaioy b elieved | ne disgust of the oad officlals. that they w gations to tr r the United | country we would have had a gen-|To see that we shall never spoll bilists—how slow | eral election right after the scandal |That is the way she's taught to foil; | do they go before reaching the cross- | scurry fn Washington. Our sminds| We got darned sick of her refrains. States. Wh it has approved of| q ¢ en pProa 1 £ el A wome vays gjves us pains, P | Some of them approach it|would not have cooled of the|A Woman always gives us paine. their ¢ s not hesitated m; aay 0, 1 of whether they | going 30 miles an hour. proposition and the administration R Eliminating grade crossings is an| would not have had a look in. “Does vour husband ever discuss| It Sounds unreasonable, but doubt- less the happiest people are thosc expensive undertaking for railroads e | his business affairs with you?” 0 | All 0 C ec Q but their climination must proceed. | HIGH RENTAL FOR TERMINAL.| “Oh yes, frequently. He always|that have bread pudding for supper. torm ver 0] tlcut ler the Connecticut law af leasti The New Haven railron tells me business s so bad that he| o SEEn L H T a d 3 v L/ ino el e e & | comt afford to buy me a new hat or T8 Fiors Sat e B s eople Are Coming to the plays no gown.” that nnually for every 50 miles of | commutatlon rate hearing In New an argument, of safe d Fa , £ the nation. e it the railroads have | York, pays the New York Central —Ollie Mitchell. | _, R ANN[V tors become so blind cn in arrears, “owing to War, | 86,000,000 & year for terminal facili- Work Cut Out | ‘)‘\"d“”“d:" :‘I‘:"A::el’: :c’:]:f";‘or ERSARY SALE : | financial and other pertinent condi- | tics in the Grand Central station, Julia:—"Have you studied up on | Fhe doeen’t o 1 5 ceor to the e utili- That 1 att teep. The | the football rules?" ! 4 G th B- B . f h F . gcorinEdoflnchs 2 (10 st looks ety Mateen B Dhe | e, = ¢ Gaclovs, not T0a lliT| — etting the Biggest Bargains of the Entire mission. However, some of | money has to come {rom passenger | can do to learn all the coliege yells.” | It may be cheaper to rent, but most de R t crossings in [ ser receipts—the least profl you can't hock rent receipts when Bt B Year and gofs e etate, suct ayton cross- [ source of income on most railroads. “I says to Him—" wington, have The New Haven and the !\'»\\I York Central must be on bad t not b that To remain happy, look at life| Boiled down, the merit of tariff through a telescope, not a micro- |law is that it enables us to charge h'cL,.v.. : il th er Allegheny, Pa., yesterday, | During the war ' and £ years |weope. one another too much. 2 tain pa e d Sreman i Cas sons in one family were|thereafter the New York Central was| (L ) | bec beiongs 1o the opposite| yjjeq at a grade crossing, with an| permitted to make use of It's Letter to have your head in the| Dempsey left the Wiils-Firpo fight | g party. hth expected to d k te bridge rout olgl air than your foot in the grave. hefore it was over, but this time A the T L 5 H : sile ik Firpo didn's help him out. | As i ¥ B only e long st destined to Long Isiand e Lo . : Some people acquire culture to _— B -d Fourar : g8z [ ! the The owned | g a degree that they often slip on| Communism has little chance, All esides tered crat, that is not r s « taken place this I by the Haven and the Penn-|their own polish. | the average man iz willing to share it eve a m Jecp e S e New Have i —>Minnette Yorel. | with you is his prejudices. :OME__EVERY DAY IS BARGAlN DAY sec T ditor of PLANES FROM DIRIGIBLE istently ja achendent pevepaper Mr. Vance| Launching of an airpiano rom 4| and. the Now Yory| Prelamilon of ladependcnce at Our 27th Business Birthday Celebration ' i : | il ; apeciitofin: hen T marry,” Ruth declared- with eiti i8]0t parties gis) - United States to the science in dist My hub will heed 1y Wishes; : 5 though t has not restri )} i | ca 3 ot g to stay at home o’ nights . s privilage < as he secs fit on| ;o un ; : : o Tioe ot reva ot v o B re il m vt eV dlalie ; 3 ’ 5 ew Dargains oli 1 1 ppermit] oo e : o i z 3 Though Ruth's 86 good to 100k upon : EVERY DAY N ivs . e ¥ Sen Hav She makes you fairly tingle, — New Goods e o 9 t -| The natura f de The New Maven's through t She advertised her views too well, torial po £ his 1 3 s lto W Shilad S ¢'s single = = : Sl : % Lads And. naturally_she sibgle. Man has some advantaggs, but he | d S o s ¢ will be 1 i e Insylvanis —Carter Malloy. | ap glip 74 ounces of cloth over | an ¥ the road has nis head and call himselt dressed. | Bl e unatonr The Free Souvenirs Are the Re- | Republics are not ungratetul. The | ver the enemy tainly knows her busincss.” . | memory of Walter Johnson will be | w ’ E G‘ ey “Yes, she's on to the ropes all T eve Lver 1ven treasured for endless years. righ ‘of doing ag H < b rmas | Observatlons —Matthew KUDg- | qpore jen't much political frenzy anyone that t t N t K |in evidence, but what can you ex- 1y I 1 P € 1 on the dirigible 0n Tbe Weatfier | pect of people who are cold sober? of natur | g ents Lo . : [ ner from Peowee street into Wal-| yp oos yo hard for a woman to | s —— e e | hamict of Petunia, ran | fo. Not it better advantag n in Connecti- ; ¢d rapidly. : t. 6.—Forecast for | Nut, 1 hamlct of Pewunia, 1ah |, ng5q o mere state. Not if she ar carly this morning he began a trip |tonight the republica ! i ._ | against a barrel of cement used a8 &) ;o go right to be called “Ma."| D& Ye A Tod: that will take him into Wisc | p RN ldn’]'mrn‘(f"\llgfl-;umuul post at the v'v'-'”f‘“f';ic : ears Ago foddy Minnesota, Towa, Nebraska, Wyom: |*PoX In Duluth, Minn., Where hia hwest winds | of the strects, knocked it over and | oo yiiaie are born. You can' From Paper of That Date ing, Kansas, Missouri, Kentucky, | Idependent opponent spoke about New York: | sent it rolling down the strec all .. | acquire the gall to think chaos will Ohio and Illinois and will last |ten days ago. 5 e town well, Stir & not elceted i} . ! 4 : Clatre. T Sl "hm‘.‘n..‘,.., e into the | Tesult if you are not elected The mayor has furnished the city |about 11 days. - Spee ‘\\'m‘;;;:m”:z’ l‘-;::rlt"\:i‘rc‘\rll:vjvn(? l‘;n orthwest | k r then collided with| e clerk with the names of the com-| Réports to republican national | oS i | o [fwn i e up| Correct this sentence: “I tried 1o} o 00T N ool into the mat. | headquarters here have told of pro- (4N Superior, will mark the opening tisturhance which | another car, bouncel BICh TET PRI taik to the president,” said he, “but), op O oo oty puilaing. They nounced La Follette sontiment in |Of he tour as Mr. Dawes proceeds Lawrence val- | the steps of the Right Place store. f % get a word in edgewlse || 0o b Corbin, . G. Platt, A, J. |CCTtain sections. of all of those i A eestEAltg Tl | Corbin, T. G. A | and the.tour began today was|Pe Made in the 11 days will be from { cd weather in|smasbed t Bicoa L Jiedi Sloper and F. B. Hungerford. : portion of the lake|went tearing b stract Rt e planncd by republican campaign |the rear platform and his car has s | pressur et o \2).:; :lv» as the car tore doRthE ¢ lrehen ediion stabiion 06> "“"“‘fiwz-"f t anals | Many people claim that the Ieca Radnt reaiher Rl i oo g S0 iolihare N Hine also presented a petition for |the trail of Scns M el b pproaching Rl b b e Ll ¥ of t two crushed stone walks in Para-|tor La Follctte's running mate, and | changes. read ou R mperature continues mi il | B Fat the lise park | | drt The public school teachers voted ING CONNECTICUT —_— | R0 e M Dk sl Rl i ¥, G [ DR FRANK CRANE'S DALY EDITORIAL | Rocky .\[um-l = We has ! I‘BSIed by POllCe ers gave one to those in the public Jower levels=w this| Al 3 e 2t ools and the latter are bound to B 7 s it re doliar & She’“ F]y y ‘_ el I‘;'{‘:p‘gfi( ] "rl)»: ;:‘ue(n:irl;nprl'ir"::::{x wiil hold | Rest primiti By The Associated Press. r washerwoman | jrong Kong, Oct. 6.—Mrs. Harvey its annual shoot at the German| By DR. FRANK CRANE e acer ) s . Al ¢ she had given her. |Decker, an American and wife of the | Rifle club range on October 12. E. n Connc s wed i3 = ot S ma o he Canton City Trans-|J. Porter has the arrangements in A man's recreation and rest should he planned for as intelligently as = 1 it % A Wise B« portation C urdey was sub- [charge his more forth-putting momagts. Otherwise he will find himself swamp- i ) n the 1 handling, jostiing| J. W. Dexter is visiting friends|cd by his leisure time. BASEBALL AND POLITICS F 2 4 Mother (calling 1 in ected e ofo : ! every morning) v \ly to detention |in Brooklyn, N. Y. | One should look ahead for his moments of recreation, as he knows The bas = 3 2 manner s 5 Farrel e Selle- e fner; th g Johnny, one, two, three, jump out of John Farrell has entered Belle- | y.¢ 4i jife is but movement, and all movement is but rythmical. The bed!” policemen, according to word re-|vue Medical achool. | strength of a man’s blow which he puts out is in proportion to the length peague games e : | i | "*Johnny (teeling very sicepy ceived here today. A There were 31 deaths In NeW|.nq quality of the rest that he puts behind it. Sands of | X i ” SR R ndre Mre, Decker, whe is in delicate | Britain during September | The best rest, always, is a change of occupation. Those who are of fetes | v s i Rl SRR 1ith, had gone to the police s Local men who attended the fsagentary habits should plan for a rest of physical activity and those of 3 ¥ ¢ [tion in connection with a demand yacht races Tuesday say that the|actjve physical occupation should plan more for a rest of quietude. s walc g The Editor's Gossip Shop for payment of a police tax alleged | “Columbla” will ~ beat Lipton's| The subject goes deeper and there 18 a spiritual rest as well as a mer- WP newspape T ¥ 4 3 We have toid you, in some of our [lo be due from her husband on the | mrock,” as it is maneuvered | ., 4 physical rest. The wise man of old said: “He went away from B mnd read about the ; i ; i carlier chats, that we retain all items | ground that he s engaged in busi-| much more handily. Lod i tudor t6 Bnd God” eh they 18t be | nes Canton. Mrs. Decker was B — fobacsia < it o dn the new o print{ i of merit even though yet A . Unless there be some low in our spiritual activities there can be nc Then in October, whe ; : ] re-written to be accepta arguing that she and her husband | high tide. Uniess there be a time when we simply lie fallow and ot Ak i you re x - |should be exzmpt from the police | EN STATES ]N ELEVEN the waves of idleness overcome us there can be no time of full tide wher Saturday 3 ity eries is 1 on s (tax because the Canton City Trans- | | we put forth the last increment of strength. 's Playogr 1 | | | ¢ %: d | .cllent “Geometrical Jingle-Jangle e = : y Pevery “red-bloods 1 r ions fn 086 the Way 1 iy ‘r'm'fl"*'“ “’-"’l; "’gt:‘:’e ‘3‘":“1':(""; DAYS, ls DAWES P | Th sun, in its daily journey, is the teacher of mankind. It sinks to Qe " the count S : ol f J § [came to us R e st { rest once every twenty-four hours. So mankind has cach day portioned s the outcome 1 3 s otor car and e ; | out to him, one at a time. These days can only remain full as they arc Th tort a s Tight riangle completes [HeE Ot o8 et e cell, " |Vice-Presidential Nominee Starls| fileq with nights of repose and duly alternated by them. by 7 afikas ! e 35 ried her into a barred cell. | the job »| Mrs. Decker endeavored to com-| Today on His Most Strenuous | # Perfect rest is a sign of strength and not of weakne: (p \\‘hvn an How many barbe : bob?l inicate with the American consul | slcep well is, a8 a usual thing, stronger than one who sieeps fitfully. All & general but was prevented by police Trip of us know that a condition of nerves which prevents us from sleeping re is the way it > | offic until nearly two hours of |no +1o assoclated Press. is also a condition which prevents our full activities when awake e {molestation, her husband was in-| Chicago, Oct. 6.—Charles G The only foundation of the life of action therefore is a life that is 1f at a certain angle LI formed of her predicament and in- | Dawes, republicad vice-presidential | duly interpreted by perlods o rest HE NN B Wichita™ at | barber chal voked the assistance of the Ameri- nomince, set out today on his long-| He theréfore who knows how to rest well has learned the first lesson air races in Day-| What angle do the can consul, who went to the police est and most strenuous speaking efficiency . they bob a maid hair station and obtained her release. tour., Leaving on a special train| Copyright, 1324, by The McClura Newspaper Syndicate,