New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 23, 1924, Page 6

~ New Britain Herald { HERALD PUBLISHING COMPAWE | e schools, plus those | plated ice age comes too soon, it may reach us betore we learn enough to | clrcumvent it getting government funds collection plate? with a parochinl | nt private and hyey Fepe e P : It there fs anything in evolution, owever, Conuccticut is safe for | nionibition should in time produce demoeracy tor about a milllon years. | tool-proof stomachs, Tssued Dally (Sunday Excepted) re sutisfactory than basing | At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Strect hool census taken us- | SUBSCRIPTION RATES v untrained persons, some $5.00 & Yeag 0 T After that, let there be lee, 01" RAILROADS regplation rail- roads through the Interstate Com- is m may 1 disposed to ‘pad’ their o Month be, a M h, | beeause they rerene Government im f names they of Entered at the as Second Cla TELEPHON DANCING DEVIET in New Y ippointed merce Commission vegarded us serving both the public and the rail- lunco hall | roads efficiensly, although the oper- !“lm S o ‘hh”‘!\:m-l,v,t“rl.’,‘_";:“: :;l‘:“‘: In the wicked old days you could | | g0 to the medicine chest and the L report | of vallvoad officials who snceringly | labels wouldn't e to you. | refer to government coiwol, yet do e "ot the In com- | merce Commission as dytrimental to Hitted the ation of the The onl in t 1 press room Member of t Ass 101180t .- Aits as prac It takes a lot of hard practice to give some girls that charming na- turalness, . Manhat- ated . N ¢ ed to the hungry consider state Com- rs from pt that the geneval run | their interests, : | Instead of stragling the railroads expetted from a | public regulation through the com- but numerous A village s a place where Central answers you when she gets through talking to Billy. palaces” are us Membher Audit Bur B. C. Ia & mission has strengthened them, at 1 halls,” to | the same d who time protecting the public. | Qpe yeason why living costs more is because aflixing a patch 1s no longer an art, » dmitt Confidence in the future of the rail- itned ta4Foads must be following stund an opti- mistic Van Swer- { That varnish can stand boiling tract when the Vle Lo gain tre cosent O | water hut we need one that can lick consolidation.plan, which now only | | Ingens are ¢ the a commis- | report | five or six kystems in their gr a garette butt, York nt 1 Square; Sch Grand 'Ceny her husband be conjecture, I{ she is convineed will die first it may | Or it may be a .38 gocs even further when it is ' — ared that the next move af the lasts only 40 to 0 | Van Sweringens will be to add'the St. | 1 men patrons. | requires the approval of the federal tanc tioned off, the | commission to be an actuality, Con- lights are poor, but | fider ¥ ten cents| ¢ and th AL SMITH BACK i, Gov. Al Smit signified his the wishe of and again w governorst man Butler tional commi It appears that ‘been prevailed upon ticket of Davis and B IN RUNNING y 1en are willing I 1 of New patrons spend from | Paul system to their mergered line ey have first | line in the country. Rumors are to | cvils of such | the effect that the Lackawanna also | thing thé | is willing to attach itsclf to the ot | merger, and some even go so far a e is placed in the | to say the New Haven would be a detcctives, How committee | is not | had | forming the transcontinental | How te danc o combat the $Y is some ittee would like to find o When your girl is out of town you | | can loaf around a drug store and | valuable addition to the big system. | Smell it Consolidation of | approval the cabarets - are | merce Commission, is not an org accarding to the | in watered stocl ditional stock c Gov, “Smith to yan by mal help or ombers got on the inside ailroads, under | In thesa paint anfl powder days Interstate Com- | flowers are not the only things born to blush unscen. presence on the ticket is of make it certain that t will carry the Em national elections. fhe decision of Gov, Smith, { i Iniite fore, has mational significance, The | I8 statement: ~ ““” case of the VanTBweringen con- R T S R e e Lsolm.mun it is said that the election, but it will do more Hicel Iy 310 any other state to deeidq it. Th i party that can carry it has an ad- | vantage which is hard to overcome. | With three parties in the field, one “of them certain to make serious in- roads in Republican strength in th northwest, it can almost with be predicted that without carr New York state President Coolic eannot attain a majority in the el toral college. His chances t connection were slim New York was yiel expert political forecas nd with | gepy - New York's 45 votes virtually out of | Pointers, Republican calculation§ Republican | a prospects take on a decldedly fainter hpe. By merely ru ng ction | as governor—and being reelected— | | he Democrat Iasiaion [ y. obnoxious, Not a dollar of ad- ire state in the A -genuine hick is one who sends | cards when he travels| iles from home, | committee, An 3 to the r‘.‘-“ n be issued without post | port makes t} g illuminat- | {he consent of the commission. Too often people who have sense } cnough to interest you have too | tion ‘was actunl much to be interested in you. | 000,000, ‘Which spe o “You must but don't | 1gs.” S. Steel corporation severa (British Golumbian Rivers Have Many Fish Victoria, B. C., Sept. 23.— mon run in British Columbia rivers rgest the record of ccording to reports received William Sloan, provincial for the adroitness of the Cleveland brothe This is a diffcrent story a wrect this sentence: 1id the doctor 0 give up vour favorite dis ecades can let h restrict vironments in move; here |, indiscriminate cigarettes and They can collect and telephone dote on giving hen asked. The rls include school girls, college enographers, secretaries, clerks d so on he men are col- prep school boys, Annapolis and West artists, ,' ‘pugs’ :. One oc- t look to he cons from up-state in lownethe them in n e case of the formation of the can , can smoke absorb bootleg. ternity pi numbers. The ety | in even when additional stock, the same time | claiming that great savings would be ted b There are to him by the | ich consolidations. | da horizon of the railroad syste two k clouds upon | [ et | | | nowever. These are composed of the | development of motor trucks and | tawvn ‘on business, is the 1919, Hor pRg possible attempts to reduce rates in since | the near future. Motor trucks are | | should count one’bundred.” KOURTROOM KREVICES (By Juanito, The Simple) “I object, it the court please, it's entirely irrelevant, Incompetent, indecent, and also insane, What matters it whether he kissed the fair malden In highway, or byway, back alley or lane, “Sustain .the objection, ! been shown Which maiden was kissed by what man, And I'm governed by the wrestler's unwrigten law, Which reads ‘We Kkiss us kiss can'.” it's mever “Why did she falit” the lawyer . akked, “You're bound by oath to tell.” “I ain’t no such,” she quickly said. “You go right ‘straight to —" PEN SESAME.” The great cave filled with jewels and gold was opened by these magic words. He who knew the pass word was admitted to wealth, oo \ And those old tales of the Arabian Nights have a modern conception in the telephone. “Open Sesame” has changed to “Number, Please.” The doors to every active concern are thrown wide open. And behind those doors is the wealth of the Nation. The thousands of daily calls-that are-placed in this State are indicative of steady business activities. The business growth of this sec- tion is dependent on rapid oommnmmon. The miracles of old are commonplace today, The telephone has brought the farthest point of the Nation to your doorstep. The Court made her answer, Said she “There's a reason, She fainted fast away J'Cause they're doing Beason. - that / He'd Be A Counter Howell: — “When angry, you Powell:—"If T followed that rule every time 1 got mad, I should be- come an expert mathenratician.” —H. 1. Horton. Safety First Carr:i—"You didn't stay up in the airplane very long."” Barr:—"No. As soon as the pilot began doing stunts I told him it was time to get down to earth.” . —Bessie Frank. The Jingle-Jangle Counter Be it up in the mountains & ravine, You can't make waffles on a sewing machine. or down » . 8.0, . Sometimes hugging's not ing; Sponges stand a lot of squeezing. —~Sheba Jester. . displeas- THE SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND TELEPHONE COMPANY BELL SYSTEM pne System . - - Uniyersal Service When the sun is hot, doze; 1t takes the moon to make him pro- pose. men like to ~—John E. Zielfeldt. % One Policy What's“correct is apt'to please; say roquefort’s quite cheese, Some the ~—Juljus Ballou. . » The vogue of many books has fled; Thermometers.are always read. —L. B. Hennessy. . the arrival of Governor Alfred ¥, Smith on the Empire State express, in breaking into The then no one can. Fun Shop, short haul extensively, | c country are may Smith assure 45 electoral votes, in New Yc in | eating into the business*| for Davis and Bryan in a state Manhatt which it is a truism that a party must carry it to win nine times out of ten. If Gov. Smith by his action | throws New York for Davis, Cooli loses the heart stronghold. The election is teresting—and day. With tt and New York northern states a stror ot the city pay | of the railroads qui $5,0 s species of | and in no one part of railroads s any other. Conditions i pleasure, | the that ba “slow Musie stimulates ser this respect | passions is said tally about alike the country over. | of ‘the east—1 the speedier| But motor trueks are not menac- less objectionable, | ing the long hauls and probably can- ! them 2 ronomioaily a8l getting more in-| from a moral Ipoint, it becomes. | D0t make them as economically as| complica » with the | the railroads, despite the present | : : freight es.” T ation in solid south a certai g 1ER e will > itself, ito | and some e some railroads are going g prof { night shi Contribute regularly—don't be disappointed if your first eforts do not meet our requirements. of fisherids. Ce Fraser, Skeena working day effort to take commissioner ies along Na To Memory Dear Lenore:—*“Didn’t you bring your hammock back with you from your vacation?" Anna:—"“There wasn't enough of it left, my dear, after all the boys 1 was engaged to tpok souvenirs.” —Mrs. Ferd. Altman. the and a care 1S rivers are ts in an catch. ch The Incentive Bess:—"Mi#fdred married a man almost three times her own age.” Nell:—"Oh, well; she always wanted a limousine.” —Adolph Adler. of, the The cu of sockeye, Sloan said, will the leaviest years. | The marked increase in quantity this | will mean iter prosperity salmon ustry. The total va the fisheries production of Canada was $42,565 5 4 {ing-to the an-| neighbor in value| Suburbs:i—"I should say so. After | my goat got into his place and capital represented | trimmed his lawn for him he turned nets, around and milked her on me.” Mr, in year gre for the The Limit you hare Mrs. Blackstone:—"Do you as your husband’s opinion on Household matters, my dear?" | Mrs. Webster:—“Why, of course. | It makes him feel so important. But | T never follow it. City:—"So a mean| of 3§ The 2amo in fishing vess hoats, trapa | ROOSEVELT TO BE CANDIDATEIN . Y. Virtnally Assured of Repablican Gubernatorial Nomination Rochester, N. Y., Sept. 23.—Nom- of Theodore tant sccretary of the navy, Roosevelt, ! ass as republican candidate for governor of ination accompanied by virtually all the elective heads of the various staff departments, and numerous demo« cratic leaders of all ranks, Pre-convention conferences, at which details of the democratia platform will be whipped into sha; and ynofficlal gatherings of the scores of democrats who will he here ‘by late afternoon, ‘will start tonight. —_— Count Zeppelin Fought As Officer With Union Friedrichshafen, Sept. 23—In con- |nection with the proposed flight to America of the ZR-3, it is recailed Davis is nearer a r electoral college t It will take & Coolidge swing in p tically all the d states to el ,\\ull‘llil 1CE AGE? man Butler t s able. 1 B. \ Ar ori M lan tic ex HILL HAS A PARTY Representative Joun Philip Hill of Maryland wants c¢ vote as they th doubt about Hi tavorite drink, He s regarded as a leader of the Volstead vocalizers i Rep. Hill gave a party in of his Baltimo € More than & thousand g T tended, Sixty-five gallons of 2.76 per | wou pent cider and two kegs of near 1 § ongressmen *to re is no were consumed. how near to the failed to appear, saw to it that advertised, In a speech which the en exponent of pe i ed, he was don’t want here Juote is will show Dr STATE SCHOOL FUNDS towns every ¥ cate tions th ing entitled fror annual ¢ Mac- Sawaen the f ‘ troplcal Many luding Urs enca- ich indicates a climate raia, the & 1§ tribute the state the pumber of ¢ aper says, - world we liv fund according t hild:ea vegisteredras h > know. If that co*iem- operating business quite utllizing them as feeders through lines and to carry short distances. menace is the worse of | ypers who dislike paying it high freight rates hope | e menace results in a tangible re-| ion. At present, when business ar normal, the rail~ profits; some of me Of course, is below normal, they \oney no matter what harpshoot- | make an rates through con- La Follette pro to re-| ¢, promises railroad is senses will . criously, TItis to snare the But wisp it the | u\\rr‘ tion or wernment 1 be a new | Facts and Fancies BY ROBLKT QUILLEN 114 be a good idea cuate Herrin thought ink 1, to what rich pec nsign the It ma H ght that ased kes reform- tell a self-made cessary. He'll tell | ans reaily have falth in people, why don't they suggest! | men | other - 25 Years and wha employed _in | \d landing the fish in 1323 | 5 number of these opcrations piers, employei 53,517, was German Aircraft Men } Now Making Tractors | Germany, Sept drichst Frie Zepp built | have| | in making lin workmen who a) been cons will things w By the illes ¥ richshafen must In add now be employed ion to ma mechahical affair pelin company to build is factory e T years I ZR-3. caterpillar Is, will m Ago To m Pay two pieces required or be done Company Barbour meda Carlson w Comy E ¢ Out ad 1 won t Hart 1s high m apr made voters, up to H at Dr tially shot. Th 1a red sy nee th authotifies must ha clothing but hot be at it hit by | no evi The shot at all, he Subway Commiss w.| Mitchell filed his bond of this | morning and was sworn i | William Wil- placed sccond at Southington | yesterday, winning t cond heat | in 2:291-4, | Comstock #r 1.0.0.F.| held a largely ing last evening. An Jker was | given. The Globe tises men shoes at § shoes for Mr. and Mre T are at-| tending the golden wedding anniver- | sary of ‘Mrs, Monier's pareats. Doyle's m ir clot! adver- | misses’ | soft soled | | here that the late Count Zeppelin, inventor of the dirigible, made his first balloon ascension in the United States. . 5 Cos This was during the 'Civil War when Count Zeppelin was an officers in the Union army. The count never became an American citizen and re- turned to his native land in 1888. It was dusing the Franco-Prussian war that he concelved the idea of the dirigible, inspired by fhie progres: made by the French in abronautics. NS Epeleraon. —Harvey Plumb. | New York state virtually has been assured last night. A group of prom- inent state leaders decided to throw its strength t6 the son of the late president of the United States. With drawal of H. Edmund MacHoMN, speaker o fthe assembly, gave Roose- velt an advantage over the rest of the fleld and his name was mention- ed with great frequemcy yesterday s the most likely candidate. Taking cognizance of the sharp drift.in sentiment toward Roosevelt, u group of staft leaders met last night and canvassed the situation, At the eonclusion of the conference it was declared that the concensus of | Gertrude Kilduff of 319 Broad stree: opinion was that Roosevelt should be | 4nd Justin Arthur McCarthy, son o nominated because of his campaign- | Mr, and Mrs. John J. McCarthy o ing ability, his record in public serv- |20 Belden street, will take place to ice and in the army durlng the world | morrow morning at St. Mary't war, i church at 9 o'clock. Miss Angelin¢ McCarthy will be bridesmald anc Y.. Sept. 23.—The |the best man will be Edward Kil first scene in the political drama of | duff.* After the cerenfony & recep the state democratic convention will \nnn will be held at the home of th: me unfolded here this afternoon with 'brme'a'mmhvr. DR. FRANK CRANE'S DAILY EDITORIAL | e Slave of vironment e tramp stood at the back door. His clothes were tattered, his hair { unkempt, and his face unshaved. “Did you ever work in your life?” asked the old lady, peering over the steel rims of her glasses. t “Oh yes, mum; but I was dfs- missed fcr laying down on the job."” “What vas your job?" “Makin' bed, She slammed the door in his face, | —F. P. P.| Horseplay \is gun kicks something flerce,” he pistol expert “Maybe it's a colt,” suggested the horseman. . said —0. F\ Wally the Mystic | Answer Your Questions, Somehow. H It something’s worrying your mind Don't let it stay there. Golly! | Why should you when peac | will find | By writing notes to Wally. , McCARTHY - KILDUFF The marrlage of Miss Margaref Eleanor Kilduff, daughter of Mrs Faint heart mever won fair lady, | but fair lady often won faint heart. | Weighty Advice Dear Wally:— Please, what should I welgh? st eighteen this very day. e feet tall from toes to beam. Yours very trul DOLLY DEAN. | (Copyright 1924. Reproductoin forbidden). COMMUNICATED A QUESTION ANSWERED ditor of Herald To settle an argument, kindly find room in your paper and answer the question: | If a person is born in this country | lof foreign parents, can he become | { president of the United States. A FUTURE CITIZ Syracu; Dear He will you valuable following Doily ©'s a first-olass tip elp you many bumps to skip. il like should weigh ords and acti A Sure Cure Al you with care N. . . Practical Pacifism . By DR. FRANK CRANE All who aré pacifists do not desire to deliver up their country to any | 1 for that will come and take it. They desire to protect their country and that “No person except a natural | . . sk [pom cltizen” may become president. :‘!"‘xllrl‘(l\(nsllllrl:”t‘hll: :::rvlu!hr be done by & working agreement with other ;;‘_l“‘: ""‘:'::‘:”}{’"fi;“':“;“"«‘l‘_;‘r‘;’" ‘:f”';"n\ It is constantly held and stated that pacifism means the absenee of SR DRICNI A S cesident, | |0V€ of country. But a pacifist can love his country as intelligently as any {and is eligible to become president. | militarist. 1t js only a question of judgment. | The method of protecting their country by increasing its attacking power has been tried over and over again and has failed. It would seem that some other method should be tried. Perhaps it will take & long while to grow up a sentiment that shall properly back the effort to bring the nfitions together. The idea must win its way by its inherent common sense and against all forms of mis- construction and misstatement. America is essentially a peace loving country‘'anfl the people of every country are peace Joving. They do not go into war except as their pas. slons are inflamed and as men play upon their feelings of nationalism and pride! Whatever, therefore can help to increase the intelligence of a people and of the diplomats who represent them, whatever can establish the spirit of compromise, without which no feace Is possible, must help a little, It is certain that no nation, just as no Individual, can maintain its superiority ovér all others, {t must give way a little. It must abate some- what of its spirit of pride or vanity for the sake of peace. Whatever shall bring the nations of the world together and lead them to act for the good of all, instead of for the good of their separate coun- try, will be of value, Labor and art'and commerce are more and more absorbing the in- terests of the people. War, as a profession, is losing ground and in time the efforts of. every population will be directed rather toward making the individual eountry serve the world than to dominate the world The love of rule has always been disastrous. makes for peace. Copyright, 1924, by The McClure's Newspaper Syndicate. Article 2, Section 1, Paragraph 5, | the Constitution of the United |States answers the question. It |states, among other qualifications, | y tell me what for floating kidney in doctors I have not Yours very truly, SIDNEY. reyi— It ds smart of you Avoiding any sly doc. Just tie your floating kidney to nearest naval, dry dock. RE] | Observations On The Weathér | | Washington, Sept, 23.—Forecast for Southern New England: Fair and cooler tonight, light frost in the give the childred money for lunch, | yeerior of cc:tral ;.)orllons: Wed- he said to them: “Please don't buy | eeqay fair; moderate nmorth winds. any. ({T(’ ‘hot dogs’ with your money. 3 | ]‘f)l‘.(‘(‘fl.s( for Eastern New York: “Well, what eise can we get?”|puir and slightly ovoler tonight; i 18 IS [light frosh in north portion; Wed-{ “Haven't they any ‘cold pupples’|pesday. fair; moderate north winds. LORRCL A RS Conditions: Rainhas occurred —Mrs. Dorsey Davis. | quring the last 24 hours on the At- |lantic const from South Carolina to Maine. A field of high pressure central gver Michigan is producing pleasant weather in nearly all dis- tricts east of the Rockles. Thetem- { perature is lower in the Take region but not much change has occurred That's the proper spirit, and if |jn other sections. Mr, Biel and others like him who| Conditions favor for this vicinity try hard and keep at it don't succeed fair weather with cool nights. Bow-Wow! ’ Four year old Ronald had heard brother and sister say they would buy “hot dogs” for lunch at school. He had never scen one, but the name did not sound very assuring to him. The next time¢ hesaw his mother The Editor's Gossip Shop “I will make The Fun Shop if I have to spend a fortune in stamps” writes Albert Biel. “That's what I mean. And who can fail with that determiaation 7" . The love of service