New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 25, 1924, Page 4

BRI SRR s 2P SRR . (5 et g dpomersrieiaregagy e SO A [m,-!rv construect tonie river | under vonstruction. | Bharon roud Under ¢ Eonpegticut Haddam—Town onstruetion. Oper Town of East strest under construction, hut is open | for 1raffic to traffic Groton—Raptist hill Conerete | Btafford—Monson road closed. | pavement being laid, section tem- Pair detour on dirt road porarily elosed Detours are posted, | Staftord—Wales road elosed, Falr Groton—~Groton-Old Mystie road is detour on dirt road practically impassahle Union-—=Union center to.state 1ine, | of detour Road will be e closed in sections when asphalt i plied Road Conditions In |[l*rsiee 0 ol bridge road West side of Housar Open for trafiie. Work Salisbury-Housatonie river Advise use road eclosed, Pair detour on dirt | Groton—Neank-Groton Long Peint roud road underwonstruetion, Travel from Suftield—Thompsenville road 1o Fort Hill should go to Neank wvia statg line, concrete ad under eons | Brook street and thence to Grotoy struction, Moad epen for one Way | Long Point traffic, operated by flagman Putman Putman-Killingly road East Hartford—Main street under |under consteietion. Detour posted eonstruction dam road, Greenwich——Post road phalt under construction from Dia mond Hill to Riverside not being held up Darien—Post road. Concrete road under construction Traffic detours | struetion at Darien over conerete rond 1o | facing Is being put down. Short de Attawaugan whers Bheot as- | ment is heing laid conerele pave bost reute around this section Noroton, tour, Guilford-Saybrook = Post road Waterford—Post road concrete Concrete is being lald on & cut-off puvement is being Iaid, detour plain- east of Madison and Baybrook No 1y niurked, | delay In traffic anywhere on this road Montville-=Norwich-Hadlyme road | except at Saybrook, where one W& under construetion Detours posted over unimproved road traffic is in force. Baybrook—Pratt street, Conerete road under construetion Traffic | erations under using Baybrook to Saybrook Point 0 rond. road. Ne Westbrook — Menunketsuch river should use detour posted brid, One way traffic over temporary |to traffic, bridge Mansfield—Mansfleld Four Corners Beymour—Bladden wiver bridge. Storrs road open but rough, Under construction on a cut-off, | Traffic uses old bridge, under construction, Passable bw Oxford—Little river bridge. l'nd—r‘!rnm(‘ should use detour posted, construction, Temporary hridge Is| Old Lyme—Post road provided while this work is going on. | pavement being passable, Norfolk—Hall Meadoy brook Road under reconstruction. uses present road safely, New Hartford—Macadam surface posted. being placed on the Winsted road, | No delay to traffic. Bloomfleld—Wheatogue Mountain | ing laid, road under construction, short detours —_— posted as needed. ' Somers-Stafford Springs—Hazard- ville road being resurfaced. . Detour provided as necessary. Monroe—Gravel road being econ- structed on the Trumbull turnpike, No delay to traffic. Bouthbury—Rexbury road. The new bridge is open and traffie can pass over the road under construction without detours, Kent—Cromwell road. The con- crete pavement is completed but w— v travel is confined to the half section | % O LY GHARDMS WD ARVE ompleted first, assin t con- 5enl:ntt'urneuu G the atouian - (<00 Looking At Grandma's Picture) Cornwall—Kent road, The steam | . By l:Iar?hnl Weeks Avery. shovel work is mearly completed and | SYeet 124y, With thy silvered hair, considerable concrete pavement has| G!ad in the graceful garb of old, been placed. Through travel is 1 w?nder what you used to wear passing over the road without detours, | ‘When silver locks were gold. Brookfleld—Whisconeer Hill road. H A steam shovel is working in the cut | Are Eirls but sisters everywhere, and macadam construction is being| D every time? Did mother scold, carried on. Nx; detours are neces- | And father feel inclined to swear, sary. Because they thought you beld? Canaan—North Canaan-South Ca- *naan road. Work unYer construc-| Were you a torment and a care, tion. Take sand road to Falls Vil- A black lamb in a sober fold? lage. 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Good detour on maca= around section closed just north of Pomfret—Abington road under eon- | Traffic i8 | struetion Detour signs indicate Pomfret—>Murdock road under con- | This road s closed; sur- | Salem-VFast Haddam-~Grading op- way on Norwich-Had- tion east of Hartford- London road impassable: travel i Section | ppigan Construction work started. | west of turnpike very rough but open | Mansfield——Mansfield depot road concrete Through traffic will avoid inconvenience if Travel it follows shore road from Lyms to Moosbroker's Corner in Waterford as Eust Lyme—=8ection torn up on Post road and conerete surfacin be- | name | ways find a use for my spare change.” | make_fun of us if you call me pet | | My mind is set a-reeling, NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, JULY 25, 1024, Love Aftairs “Did | div oo & nasty dog biseult Tommy:—"Jenks & & man of af-| for breakfast? faire™ ' Truan B Mills Len Fyvidently 1 understand his wife is suing him for a diveree” Harry Reese Tell Us YWt soit of & male flirt is & potato | Sy mal r? Difierent “Toas" What sort of a female is a spinning Teacher had written th on the blackboard The toast was| What sort of a legal eomplication irank in silence,” and asked who!iw a sport suit? would eorpeet it What sort of an easy Job is a ginger Little Harold marched up to the snap? blackbeard and wrote:—"The toast| What sort of a safe is a pole vault? was ate in silence.” | What sert of postage is a hand- | G, A. Tibbans, | stamp? | — =N, M. D, mous Good.Rye o — es Jack stay very late The Heason " hen he calls on you?™ | Dinahi—"How come yo' git no Bellai—"Does he? Why, he al. chiekens ovah at Marse Bénton's ready ealls our milkman by his first | place? o 2 Temus “Well, ah concluded 'at his Mrs, Julius Becker, [ o) bull 4 iked niggah a whole lot —— béttah'n dis niggah liked chicken" Verses and Reversos ~Harry J. Willlams. | I'd like to lie heneath the trees In a fragrant Japan-ease, And look just like a whocolate man Hostess Do you like tongue?" 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Sidney says that the loose Jeaf { system dates back to Adam’s time in the garden of Eden, But then, my tender nature balks; To think of playing baseball, and The horriggthought of stealing! SUITE In any color, After Reading This One We'll Gall It a Day Applicant:—"1 desire a position as elerk in your Fun Shop." Proprietor:—'"Are you a wit?" The game of golf might interest me; But prospects are alarming. T never did like teas and greens; | I've often thought of bow! | But mother's mem'ry dal | Reminding me 1 shouldn't play Regular $169 Applicant:—"My wife has always called, me A half-wit." ton; —F. W. Millholm. (Cogright 1924, Reproduction * Forbidden) T had my fill while farming! Tn gutters or In alleys. Now billiards aren’t bad at all (The girls, of course, are missing) From movie stars I take my cue, | But get balled up at kissifig! —Myron W. 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