New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 19, 1924, Page 6

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Giand Central, 42nd Bireet, Wi and New Thnes Entrance JUDD'S FRUITLESS SEARCH, | The “niggor In the woodplie,” culos | glzed by Alderman William H. Judd, | In still minsing, Despite two days of | dirsertation attended | efforts to name the culprit who Is sup- posed to have started the story tha the Coleman shows were permitted to use gambling muchines here for a price pald to somebody higher up. | Alderman Jjudd, en important cog | in the Republican machine of this| city, has failed to make good his gos- | He doubtless thought it an op- | no success hus #ip. portunity to discredit worthy city offi- clals, trusting that all concerned would take the dirt without a strug- e But it should be known by now that administration is an does not the Paonessa honest administration; it solicit or accept bribes; it does not deal in graft, Alderman Judd only damages his own party affiliations when he dispenses back stairs gossip in a meeting of the common council, | and then when brought to task for the affront, is unable scintilla of evidence and is forted to blame the entire matter upon a mythi- cal “nigger in the woodpile.” Alderman Judd is entitled to the Mother Hubbard dress and the curl- ing ftron. A backyard fence near some nice woodpile mated as a fitting rendezvous for fu- | POLICE ABSOLV Councilman David L. Nair credits the police department with doing its vtmost to prevent gambling at the re- eent Coleman Brothers carnival show and thereby knocks a prop from un- der the tissue of gossip generated in | the council chamber by Aldernan Judd. 1 there was gambling at the show the councilman suggests, it was nol due to connivance by “someone high- er up,” and there was no “nigger in the woodpile.” v Councilman Nair says he f Hart and at reported what he had scen to C that the latter, he believes, aeted in a manner consistent with the once situation. That the alleged gambling consisted | of money being handed out to persons who patronized some kind of wheel, and box of chocolates rested near it, extent of the supposed complaint made hy Probably that a evident'y as a decoy, is the the councilmar only reason this was the case was due | to the fact that a policeman didn’t Lappen to be looking at the time; and the croupicr ance didn't know the councilman was operating the contriv- a city father. Carnivals are slippery In & gambling sense. propositions rule, it the AS a they can put somcthing over on bluecoats it will be put over. A CHITDR An unsubstantial canoe the 'S TRAGEDY. taken with- premises of od ehil- out permission from its Bridgeport owner is helieved to have carried seven 1 port dren to their deaths in Long Island Hound 1t is d such a cult to appraise scen to it to trngedy. The children were take the nobody canoe and get into yet seemingly attempted stay their adventurons spirite, They 1 nobody to cruiped near shore, yet in a hoats attempted warn myriad of them of the taking. cl varned by par danger of their under REGHUDIN SR N ORY nts to exere lienwe water, @are and caution the hesitated to yet none hoard the n e apparent ndescript craft and risk SCOMPOUND INSANITY.Y omething new in criminal defense 15 1o be expeeted ot the fortheoming Nathan L 1, Jdr., and 1 oeb, slayers o trial, of Lichard confesscd Kldnappers and Chicago. t Kranks in The Thaw trial gave us the Exag Dementia Americana Eorated Ego, e &nd the Brain Storm. Bt dispatehes vesterday stated tiat Leopold- Loch bout wit ustice 19 to give us Interlocking 1 Compound Tnsanity. Thin August ®ariier claim, which was once denied, | outrag trial, which promises to live up to furnish a| the | e exLrem® ) than stood st s NEW BRITAI el t ¢ e el appears to be | v Thaw verdiet ™ t is sadd by the eynieal, @il Alls idged suffering fram every and lnsane ever invented will be asylum for the oW yeurs is the forecast abin they are no anted (heir frees e § this would be & trayesty eivilis hut. istice, hut Justice in our infortunately submits te e hoped th this trial will be able to purchased pretensions of e's flock of alionists and sticcoed in ghving these twe decadents t it of the W LADIVS BAG OF TRICKS, Ladd would s statement of Benator of that he prosident The North Lalollett for does not come as a surprise 1o those conyersant With the political comploxitics of the northwest Benator Ladd, although electod as a Republican » maintuine Ing he will not leave the party while voling and working for nevertheless was with th his sl hers of this movement were originally fdontified non-partisan movement in tepubli- consldering the fédrmer doming tion of this in the that didn't prevent them from joining the non-purtisans, Scnator Ladd's state is composed mostly of Independents who this year are rallying behind the LaFollette candidacy, No one has cluimed that La kota, cans, party stute, Senator Ladd merely gets In He one of the insurgent Republicans in line in an official capacity. was the senate who supported LaFollette | in that body, and it s but natural that | years, and has heen represcnted upon | University J he will do the same during the elec | tion, | The other surgent Republican in congress likewise will support him throughout the campaign. They ocan scarcely do otherwise. | TRE | AND SMOKE | Now Britaln has solved the smoke | evil that is obnoxious in manufacturing citics; and it has been | done without planning and without a "l‘-flxn to achieve this end. It gim- | ply happened because the generation which laid out the city did not err in | the cultivation of trees, Without going s0 many into deta are taught growing youths in every | | Behool, trees and foliage act as atmos- pheric clarifiers, It there trees in New Britain there of smoke hanging over resi- were few would be |a pall | dences which would be the despair of 3\‘|Vixr-y|.§ and a sou J tation. But our urban forest of trecs being notices | smoke? Tt simply doesn’t appear to accnmulate; the t s not | oft the attacks of soot in the ain but at the same time keep it as pure as | what they are, who ever only ward air can be found in any manufactur- | ing city on the globe, MUSIC IN THE HOME, Travel along any residence street in New Britain of an evening and take | the from the The family plano seems to member of most homes phonograph note of music wafted | homes. I'be a valued still; does its bit to enliven the atmosphere; the ever ready and harmony over the radio consist- ently conquers static. Old-timers may laud the good old s and their more sedate ways; but 1o old-timer can claim that the in- { fluence of music in the hey-day he | lavishly was even remotely to its influence today. lauds so | comparable Contrary o ¢ the piano music continues to he people nowadays still pla by hand; sheet and | sold in large people still study the violin and other instru- auantities; ments. An army of teachers can give [ testimony. to the studious proclivities of who are the generation. fn music present Those musical performers and those who are learning also consimers of what is but means to A rule are known as inned musie; they do not permit mechanical climinate the human, personal touch No one tell influence certainty the that un to a mechani- had upon they extent of the cal musical appliances have of he regarded as having been a The instrnments or the study music; bt cannot serfous q total of persons who errent niay musical who are studying them has inereascd rather going contrary to all dire predictions of the trade mechanical music began to when prosper Modern musical life also is mor than formerly variety of ir ents are being ayed by the In the alleged yod old days' exeeedingly or- to. the difficult matte form musical ganizations in the smaller cities; day there s scarcely a city on no metter how small, that ean- may not contribute a credital umhber of players to any kind of a musi or ganization. It isn't a question of how i they they exist mer secretary of has been iy retive ment sinee the blow-up in Washing- longer | LaFallette, | Probably most of the mem- | but | ‘ollette wouldn't earry North Da- | which | of eonstant irri- superficial observers, | as | 0 heard NES Woeut against New slnce 1k nation's capitel the waintained a dig Sa i permitting field s Lhere together to was logic in his silence; ) probahly pught that under the ecireumstances it was silvery, if not golden But with the bringing niie ments against him, there had to be a plea, and the ence powerful politician. ¥ ¥ ol [l ted “hest minds eflnite exe anys to find Harding cabinet, intoned a guilty pected the the Of nobody not Course fesert rancher to say thing else; but it is & pleasure that he is still in the land of the liv. g and can at least grunt something provoked | o Columbia, R, C, Record telln all and Woodrow Wilson | ot in any of the blographies It appears that when sufficiently u story of which is war president Wilsan's liness wan delogated riain of the Fall, then a during senator to call at the White extent of the inding the president in bed, Fall wept, and the fol- House Lo § the presidont’s 1lness. ftingly delivered himself of lowing “3 President,” After Fall had departed dent turned to his secretary, Tumuity, for Mr, you, huve been praying the presi- sighed heavily, and said | “You heard what Fall said? what | allowed Well, | 1 nave heen wondering hive done that he should be | queer me with the Almighty." | -——— — — - ‘ PENNSY 18 WELCOME, | 1w in Wall ! the Pennsylvania rallroad is purchas- | tng all the New Haven stock anybody rumored street that which as & result of this report has been rising steadily for the past week, | The Pennsylvania has had an in- in the New Haven for terest the board of directors, The interest of the Pennsylvania has not been suf- | ficient to guide the New Haven's senators who flocked with l,al"n\lo'((‘, policies, but has been wholegome and [to be present, | has caused a worthy co-operation be- | tween the two lines in the exchange | of passenger and freight traffic, If the Pennsylvania, however, has of buying New Haven it has a long it 1s adopted a polic promiscuously, way to go. In this connection pointed out that in 18 years the New Haven's gross enrnings have increased $40,981,000 to $133,940,000, capitalization tn that time $117,004,000 to 8462, stock | | | | from | while from The enormous capitalization | jumped 657,557 may not all be water, but it acts like | | bootleg whiskey. | you never ex PONSIBILITY. back MORE RE! J. Henry may Roraback's | too | | | it he insists on carrying much responsibility. When the publfcan state central committee met in Hartford the other day, what did | ! it do hut pass the responsibility of s vice-chairman and | committee break Re- | | | | | [ lecting a state member of the national hending shoulders of the s hoss, onto the | | | | | party ’ Henry like s0 Of course, J. may DAILY HERALD, to | is willing to sell at the market price, | many | ATURDAY, JULY MILIION D0LLAR " FUND COMPLETED Is First Ever Collected [lor Negroes' College . * aclated Press July 19— t 81,000,000 endowment ta I nNegroes was announeed today Dr, Payette Avery MoKenzie dent Fiske university, which be- BN its careor In an army barracks in Nushville procured by General O ton I, Piske in January, 1566 This fund has heen made possible by matehing a conditional offer of $500,000 from the General Education Hoard of N York, Amoug those contributing are the Carnegie Corpor atlon of Now York, which $260,000, the John ¥, Hlater of Charlottesville, Va.,, the J, C | ney Foundation of New York prominent individuals in New Philadeiphia, Chicago, Clevelund and Loston Anticipating the ssful pletion of the $1,00 endo Qind, the citizens of Nashville fzed thia spring to mentary fund of 250,000 This s the first time that any such | MM has been contributed by any { Southern oity for any type of negro | “ducation, Among the leaders in this | loeal campaign are bankers, husiness educators and clergymen The endowment fund, the fncome of which is to be applied exclusively |10 teachers' malaries, is described s a onspicuons recognition of the lead {erahip which ¥isk has achieved in mecting the growing need for higher education for the 11,000,000 p | of the country” by Paul D, Cravath, of New York, who is chairman of the | board of trustecs and whose father Was a founder of and served as | its president for ) Coincident with his announcement of the $1,000,000 found, Dr. McKen- ie recelved a letter from the Myers, leader of the flee Singers, who | now on tour abroad. Mr, Myers writes [that a special concert has been ar- ranged at Lady Astor's home, and that the king and queen are expected Vifty years ago the original group of Fisk university Jubilee Singers sang before Queen | Victoria and the court circles of | Burope, Facts and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN | und e hy established at a co BAVE "und 'ens and suce 000 com ment organs suppl Fisk ruise @ for lm | tev, mes Let us keep our two great parti “ach needs the other for an alibi, And so Magnus did nothing? | 1f only the others would do that well! Tt must be nice to be rich, even if 't to kill anybody, find in a chimney now she is sitting out a dance. | | corner vou A zood thing to use in conjunction with self government is self control. | xer of 4 muscle, ise docsn't always increase the | Look at the tongue. much reaponsibility. In fact, J. Henry is not averse tn monopolizing | | responsibility. Yea, he seeks re- | | sponsibility. | The shifting of this responsibility | | upon Roraback was of a piece with | state politics as encouraged and de- Rora- veloped by the state machine. back's selection for the place will be | somehody entirely to his own liking: and if any critic within the party has | a kick coming they can jump into l)n.-‘ it. | BEHL8L085898508588888888 $25 Vears Ago Today Conecticut with (Taken from (lerald of that #ate) FIPIECETIETEIPVCIIIPTEI S | he asphalting of Main street will | be completed this week and will be ready for all traffic within a few | days. Tt is expected that the citizens | will want the entire street asphalted | ! when they find out what a good job | has been done, | The High school class of 68 will | | not hold the proposed banquet to- | morrow night, due to a lack of in- terest among {he member Howard Wessell was among the Lyceum league boys who returnced to- day from a two weeks' trip to Bantam | Berlin yester- Lake The school board of day appointed teachers for the ing year, all of them being paid the | uniform sum of $10 a week, | Sergeant Alfred H. Griswold of Co, | 1, state militia, has been promoted to the rank of first licutenant, according to general orders issucd today The water hosrd will compicte the laying of the main through Church streete extension tomorrow com- Observations On The Weather July 1 A greater | Washington, for Southern New England ally fair tonight and Suns much change in temperature; to moderate to north winds Lastern New York: Lair Sunday partly cloudy, change in temperatur winds, Gene not gentle to- not gedtle Night; much north Conditions 1ours ry ther has Durin st 24 little change in occurred in any section the Rocky Pleas- weather with m tempera- continies east of the Mississippi. was cast of monntains ant yderate | ture The g inches at Conditions fava fair and contin imcreasing cloudf and ling temperature on Sunday. rainfall - reported Huron, S 1 this vieinity hy ris owed o1y | of their the ! New | return of the prodigal cook, | days, arouses more enthusiasm than an assorted collection of prodi gal sons, i The thes [ | the one in | have | The liberal party s which g0 many people | black eyes. | | The Jarger cars have bigger horns [to toot, but men are made the other | | way, | ) | | Tt was a love match if the June bride still feels romantic while clean- ing ash trays. | The American influence isn't so | great. There Is no marathon dancing | in the Olympic: Bible reference to “the smoke torment'” didn't mean cigar- ‘ cttes with that kind of smell, | He will leave an un- | 1 bug of clubs five The | Man is funny, ent lawn and tal miles to get | exercis | And Phe office optimist saved money by | painting his own car. He sa needed a new suit of clothes, Note to the envious: Don't count money in the plasterer’s pocket; count the his hands. | the coris on It nsually takes (wo Washington dinne vl one reception to tame a wild representative of the people. We hut we godless in some ways, cnough religion to start good Hghts, may he some very able cnough | he able isn't business, | the country Btll, if a lawyer to big Cnough to scrve serve “He is the said the | y wishes to see Correct this sentence hest man in o native, “hut him rie r town, ho 20 broke JAKS FAR DRUNM, NTRAW BR Man. Tickled by Fri Driving 1t staps Head, Thros York, July 19 —Hampton Tirown of Montgomery, N. Y., was 1 vest LH] fo injury Bro com- straw, | pped his | treat to the was in an ious lram of his right ear v hen with i 8l throngh autome panion lickled hi | Turning suddenly, car, driving the 4o drum i He ot and ~I rexived by Drs. Elliott and McQuade, Ire e anconseions York, | IFisk { must have their exercise, | sand. 10, 1924, - - —THE OBSERVER— | | Makes Random Observations | On the City and Its People - Telepfone tantrums. The hurey to ot a call in, The five minutes, more or less, with the receiver at your ear, | vainly listening the voice with & smile, Voice as after indefinite period, “Number *please?” “What number, please ™ A repeat on that, * , the line is busy then, in @ hurry,” Two nihun nihun nihun" Rest period while operator communicutes with a friend regarding the wonderful time that was had by someone last night, “Oh, shut up,” is the end of the conversation, “What number, plea Itepeat in high rage, Nilent period for several secs onds, “TAey do not answer” The telephone 18 ripped from the wall and subjeeted to muny tortures beforg be- Ing thrown through a perfeetly “good pane of glass, Prospective y phasers, Merely p quest for all the new reeords | within the past six months, not exe epting Bundays and holidays, The records supplicd hy a courteous elerk, notwithstanding the fact that corns are bothering her something fleree, And it's only 7 o'clock on Bat- urday night, “Why, you haven't givgn us ‘Wa-Wa Sweethearth” The clerk | replies that it hasn't been issued, The | prospegtive customer confident that it [has been dwsued and that the clerk s |holding the record for one of her |friends, An exchange of words, The clerk comes out second best because she doesn't forget that she is a clerk, 'he prospeets repair to a booth wheore the records, 12 of them, are played, The reappearance, leaving all the |records behind them, 1 guess we won't take any of those, We'll wait | tor next week's list,” Only 7:30 o'clock saturday’ night, Well, she's only clerk. Bt she is human, Down at the beach, The [low in the size 4¢ bathing | big fellow in the size & beach lilies who toil not, |they swim, 'The onograph record purs pective, "The r little fel- suit. The suit. The neither do boys who e indoor back of the athletic baseball caught in thé |neck, The timid miss in the water. The big, bronzed male |who struts the beach and now and then goes in the water, just to give |the girls a treat, The handful of sand | thrown by the mischievous youngster, The annibilating remarks about said youngster, The plain girl in the | Mother Hubbard. Probably a bathing suit. The loving couple fast in each lother's embrace. The gloop who is on the beach only for a tan. His dis- guise one of the Seven Sleepers, tace down on the sand. The misplaced step on the small of his back. The devilish boys who aren't satisfied un- less they throw some girl in the wa- ter. The family gathering on the Photographs taken. The ine- vitable barking dog., The young man committing funny antics for the bene- | fit of those present. The office group with the ukulele, Bathing bui‘s‘ little miss in Horrors! the one piece affaj Mary fn her own, home-made crca- |and this means of transportation is 100 |almost ready to depart this life, A With | rogident of New Britian tion. Ruffles and everything. darling for words. The suit sleev The girl with the red bath- ing smit. The one that hangs in great folds about the person of the wearer. Hired bathing suits. Laughter, The unexpected company comes to stay for a week, The mon- Ma and by the company. Pa sleep last winter, prevent him from falling out. Grand. in the spare hedroom, flanked with relics of the past, ironing boards, old chairs, ete,, cte. Grandpa will qualify for the Olympic hurdling team at the ‘nd of the week. Johnny falls out of the bed the first night and awakens the household with frightened cries The late breakfast each morning. The late hours of rgtiring each night. Ma’ worried expression during the whole time. The young relative who insists |00 o upon playing the phonograph contin- ual That atmosphere of tension. The party manne the fourth day when Ma and Pa have an argument and Johnny refuses to sleep in the parlor any longer. guests view the proceedings in a knowing manner. The whole story will be spread among all other rela- tives directly upon the return home. The one and only is out of town, You receive a letter in which she raves about this other fellow, And then you also rave about this other fellow, And you wax extremecly wrathy., And vow by the beards of the Seven Sutherland Risters you'll tell her where to get off. it seems she knows where to get And you read the letter again. Mor weath. And you think of the river. And also of apoplexy. But you're too young to have that. Then a horrible fear arises. Suppose she likes him. And anger mounts to a higher piteh. vou decide to ignore the lette In the high pitch of anger, already nentioned, you decide to go down and it's all about. Still angry ing tAe train. You call he says she'll meet you some- at once. Slipping. You see Anger goes whizzing away ever have doubted "hat wonderfu!, adorable—and a lot more blah. And yon don't mention the ohject of the visit. And she asks you to stay. And you do. And go home in a few ¢ And wonder why the dickens you didn't mention the fact that took you to see her, ’ barber shop. Girl have hair bobbed. Period of cision, Gets into chs Smiles barber, as if realizing that his hands. Barber gets Girl seized with panic Barber mbled Bnt see what upon | np. whore her, could you inde- casily her life s in ready to ent, nd wonders how she'll look. grants and winks at the as males waiting thei riurn. M's. are enjoying the show immensely. Girl finds time to give them the cold and haughty. Mind gets back to the sub- ject. Gives signal to sleeping barber to procecd. Barber does such, Halted gasp. “Oh, T know I'll look ter- Calls for a mirror. Looks at and near'y bursts into when she brutal Barber job cut of head sees men laughing finishes demands that he return the Spends five minufes exan hair from all angles, ehair 1 pays batrber. On the tears, Notices admiring e of Praces up and smiles, Prefty S hair, Vied men keen! N must have whitewashed Bomebody slightiy frayed hy | The | those | who screams | The sweet | ey, that | | ana | opolization of all the beds in‘the house | ypije {in that old bed that was thrown away |it' in the hox now or v Johnny on the couch in | poiting arr» the parlor, banked hy three chairs fo | | | { | | her | . Ho | her! | our | cle; - the nigger that Alderman Judd thought he saw in the woodpile | est news from the front the alderman from the third standing by his cap pistols, Alderman Judd has learned experience as a banker that one |dred pennies make a dollar should alse realize that 100 do not maké one fact, When Dave Nalr returned Canada and said he didn't say it derman Judd almost had Hart fuilure, it 15 suid It was his il Huek that number was called when the wheel was turped However, a little sideshow | commen council meeting makes the | hoys feel at home, | | Next year we nominate Mayor Puo- | nessa for the Olymple wrestling matehes, At throwing rumors fiat on [their back, he helds all champion- | {#hips for all weights, | Wihen other rumor mongers try to| | pans their wares on the banker-nlder- | min he will look more elosely 1o wew | whether they are counterfeit or hona- fide, Someone thought he had something | on the police commission, Which | |Koes fo prove that the judgment of | [children is sometimes colored by their wish that things might be as they | |would like them to be, | 'The score at this writing scems to |be: Hart 1, Judd 99 less than 0, | | The manufacturers of Mother Hub- [bard aprons, having heard the good news, have ordered an extra eight hour shift put to work, | Why not have Shakespeare's “Mid- {8ummer Night's Dream" incorporated | in the city charter? A good motto for pol be “Look befora you lip.” D) Further evidence thut the trolley | will soon be added to the collection of | |velics in the Smithsonian Tnstitute at Washington is at hand, the superior |court having granted the recelver for the Hartford ‘and Springfield Strect | ilway company permission to dis- from Somers to Somerville, In presenting his petition, the receiver revealed a condition |which is becoming more evident as |the automobile makes further inroads | |on the revenue of companies which |operate trolley lines. | During the month of May only | persons used the Somers-Somerville |1ine, gross receipts falling below $2 a | day. Along the right of way there are | |37 buildings and 30 of the occupants |own automobiles, But this isn't all, To add to the financial distress of the |company, the state highway is now | laying a permanent highway along | the line and it is feared that some of | the remaining seven, encouraged by good road conditions, may buy vehi- propelled by internal combustion engines, These are sad days for the trolley, no date has heen set for the wake but rigoc mortis is setting in I8 that ward is by his hun He rumors the wrong poliiical at @ clans would | | continue the lin | | recently had use a trolley car, As he stepped into the front vestibule he nedtated a moment and asked the rotorman-conductor “How much 2% he latter glanced at him in surprise replied “Ten cents.”” The erst- patron appeared to be further confused and inquired “Shall T drop ait until 1 am He latter confessed that e had not heen on & trolley for more than six months, Within a few years the cumbersome trolley may disappear from the public strects, The jitney bus is now an ac- tive competitor on short runs and arge inter-city busses, in the con- struction of which comfort of pas- sengers has influenced thes designers, are making a bid for money people are spending on travel. The child of the future may never know what a ar looked ltke. It has been uscful, but like all things earthly, it is passing. occasion to A caravan of about 1,000 people and 300 automobiles, including 50 trucks rrying membe; of the national Grange all the way from California to Plymouth, Mass,, will stop in New Britain, its only stopping place in Conneeticut, on Sunday, Augiat 37, The travelers will camp at Walnut Hill park and will remain until Mon- day morning when they will proceed to Springfield. They will come here from Yorktown N. Y., which is about six miles west of Peckskill and on the Hudson river, At as guests of the New York state | day grange. | man In New Britain the campers will be cotertained during their stay by Burs ritt Grange, assisted by the Chamber of Commerce and the Kiwanis elub, which has velunteered to take over the work of surveying and staking out the camp site, The earavan consists of 250 touring oars at last reports, although as the party travels across the country others will join from time te time, There will be about 1,000 people and about 0 extra trucks for the carrying of haggage, tents, lighting plant, ete, One of the eutstanding features of the party will be the especially oo structed “housecar” huilt for the lead. er, 0, H, Brown, which he calls his Pullman and whieh is sald to have all the home comforts desired, includ. ing the arghiteetural beauty, Bupplies for the day will be purs chased in New Britain when the out- fit arvives here, or possibly before, it is said, It is unofficlally announced that while here the travelers will need about 1500 gallons of gaseline, 500 quarts of oil, 1,000 loaves of hread, a ton of meat, and enough other pros visions to satisfy 1,000 or more peaple, There will be a band concert on the park Sunday afternoon, followed by an address of welcome by Mayor A, M, Paonesss, Other speakers on the program include Governor Charles K, Templeton, Lieutenant Governor Hi- ram Bingham, himself an active granger, Compensation Commissioner George 1B, Chendler and others, A ahort religious serviee will he conduet. od by State Grarge Chaplain Hoyt of New Canaan, Members of the local clergy will he Invited to be present, The local manufacturers are cos operating to help make the stay of the visitors in New Hritain a pleasant on Arrows will be placed at all inter socting points throughout the state | showing the way to New Britain, and from New Britain to Springfeid, Large banners will be hung at various points on the route through Connecs ticut, The official Yorktown to Sprin; of state grange officials, Deputy U. 8, Marshal A, P, Marsh, master of Burritt grange of this eity and chair- of the committee on arrang ments has been asked to pilot the gronp through the state, He will be unable to do so on the trip from New York but will escort the visitors to Springfield, ew DritAln Is the only stop the traveling grangers will make in Con=- nectient. A party from the New Brit- ain grange may join the caravan when it leaves this cit escort committee from fleld will consist .o Neighbors watehed him with intar- est 28 he took the spare tire off his btattered “Puddle Jumpe and wash- ed and scrubbed it untfl not a speck of dirt was left. Then he earefully replaced it, went into the shed and returred withetwo cans of paint, one white and one black. He applied a coat of while paint and stood back to survey the re- sults of his work. Going into the shed he busied himself with other work until the white paint on the tire dried. Then he returned and with a smaller brush which he dipped into the can of black paint he painfully and slowly lettered on the tire the following Jegend: FOUR* WHEE NO BRAKES, “Flying Parson” Bric Liddell, the athletlec young cotch divine who can run as well he can preach. On Sundays he appears in the pulpit of the Scotch Presbyterian Church, Paris, and on \'Ym‘l\ln\\'n they will be encamped three [ the Olympic games field he shattered the world’s record for the 400-meter run. DR. FRANK CRANE’S DAILY EDITORIAL Handshaking By DR. FRANK CRANE Came some days ago Dr. Francisc Yorl We wigh to line up under Dr. 8 among the encimies of handshaking. We confes digliked old ge heads. tlemen who, in our yo ! back means well does not keep us fron enters to | un- | verge | And then there are those putting their hand upon your knee and We may be finicky, but when we Turkish bath and pay our dollar and who knows how Handshaking is mercl Still more, it s m Now, a symbol or a ¢ to it They could just Therefore, we herel niovion is put and capried Instead of a handshake would ture, for pmple, as is nsed in the ar people to raise the hand to the forche it would be to shake each other's hand, When we think of all the various hard and overeager Then custom, @ symbol. well agree to we horny nd suggestive palm there is the ener diality by grasping all of your phalang dovs elasp. He is the mAn whose the baek with a hiow that loosens Not, of conrse, t we not pretend to deny that there omes the place and the girl, we reaging along with the in pribiie. wi there angl patm n ters to be discusee to a certain dislike to being pawed in any way. who are always om is of value only b move that handshaking ought to he abolished alms, swealy peims, gooey, listless and reluctal are reon who would be persnickety time next men: o X. Suachelli, health expert in New and declared war against handshaking. nachellli's colors and take our place We always uth, used to pinch our ears and pat That the amiable friend who shows his zood will by pounding us on the 1 wanting to murder him. \tehing hold of your arm and otherwise massaging vou. nead treatment we prefer to go to a a halt and have it done by a husky 1se everybody has agreed anotiicer one, The Some such ges- just as casy for two “fer, to the nose, as suggost It would be if they p ny. ad, palms, palms we have been in A-m‘vt with very Well, inclined not to feel thinks he must =how his cor. king them in his tremen antry is pounding you on s and bre ion of ples back testh, There are times, We d6 And when, along with the time, ur little task of handshaking but these things are not mat- can do Copyright, 1924, by The McCiure Newspaper Syndicate,