New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 10, 1924, Page 6

New Britain Herald WERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | Paiiy (Bundey Eacepisd) 1 Church Street, SORIPTION RATES: 000 & Yean $140 Thees Montha Tie. & Momth, Batered st thh Post Office ot New Bi a8 See Ciass Mall Master, TELEPHONE CALL | in the Member of The Assaciated Press, The Astoclated Press 1o exclusively entitied 10 the use for re-publication of all news credited 1o 1t or mot otherwise credited in this paper and also local news pub lished hereln, Member Audit Bureas of Cireulation, national o gmai tisers wit elrculation, Pased upon thi tection agaln ihution 1 1 advertiser New Times Entrance ald s on n Hotaling's News Stand Schults News Stand, ntral, 4Mnd Street, DAVIS AND BRYAN | By nominating John Willlam Davis | of st Virginia its candidate for | the presidency, the Democratic party | haas done better than the public had been led to expect after two weeks | of fruitiess balloting at its convention, Mr. Dlavis is an eminent lawyer, a scholar of liberal mind, and a vigorous exponent of the principles of Jefferson. | An attempt at subtle political | strategy evidently dominated lht: momination of Gov, Charles W, Rrynn1 of Nebraska as the party's candidate The York at [ Grand Oe tinued to keep his legal residence in Clarksburg, where he votes This carcer I8 one of . honorahle achievement. The Democratie party $ Many men § et in ite ranks who qualify as the highest type of ere are 4 a8 there are citisenship; b some in its - ranks who are § itizens bub better Just plenty politicians of these In the Republican ranks The Democratic party 18 fortunate in having finally eentered Ita hey 2 80 effectyally fills the upen & man wi requirements of presidential timk He t the mest popular man was no es for the noms Al list of eandida ination—this mantle geing te Gov Smith—but there will be no Abhout his popularity as the campaign progresses. DAVIS' CHANCES The entire country today is dis- cussing the probabilities of the presi- dential has & eampalgn—or whether Davis fighting ehance to wrest the | White House laurels from Coolidge, And all thinkers and near-thinkers are deciding the election at this date according to their own polities, A stal- wart Republicen tells us that Coolidge that down, whatever Democrat handas vehement will win Pauses show means; a to inform us that Davis will ‘em something." Only those who are “on the fen and don't eare who knows it, are in- clined to take a dispassionate view of the potentialities. The fact that the election won't take place until November, and that mean- whila there will ba billlons of words thrown into the political hopper, will counsel pause. This is no ordinary presidential year, The Republican na- tional administration went into office on a landslide, Since that time numer- ous normally Republican states and | ¥V BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, "ot Facts and Fancies BY HOBERT GUILLEN New Britain is one of Waterbury; a0 is Danbury tor instanee Mass are others of the natien kton men's ahoe center 1s on & branch line of R \ Annoyance, er valy bandits so. ‘mu New Haven running to Plymouth there Haverhill, Lowell New Bedford, all removed from any ad the Then are The thrilling handa, hricklayer if you pay cheek Is more ton and don't look at his lLawrence Taur Holyoke ine trunk N main One should pity the blind, but it i hard to do if the rascal is an ums» pire ral Y main line of 1 Camden, N, J, is on & branch line and is York e eanned center New 1 Troy, eollar " Central the he isn't far behind the sciens it eomes to delivering The heginning: “Parn 1" sald Adami “I won't make a cent on this year's erop," 0ld ol tists when deadly rays musie eenter in addition west traMe by the hroad Delaware river. York, Pa horde of industrial eities in Penn. 1s separated from is on & branch line; and a sylvania are on railroads that are not The sad part is that posterity will inherit the debt and won't have Andy Mellon trunk lnes. Hamilton, Ohia, * in the world's markets,” probably the greats of Its size in | known est manufacturing eity {8 on a branch line==in | the eountry, fact, From service two of them the standpoint of rallroad Toledn, 0., 18 hetter situated than Detroit, But Detroit harbors Henry Ford and other motor mag- | nates an well as other manufacturers | A typleal mountain town is one in which the people make a living by swapping with one another, England has no office similar to our vice-presidency except that of Poet Laureate, have stamped the seal of their growth of thelr who enterprise upon the city, ¥lint, Mich, on a branch road, is mighty as an industrial center; 8o | are other Michigan eities, including Grand Raplds, the furniture center, | Chlcago's traders started the eity | on the pathway to greatness, and the | o ldh,f'n:":“g':;","‘oa":";"i“r‘fll"h“.‘”pl':'l’f | rallronds followed, Other points form, | around the lower end of Lake Michi- | [ gan wera just as well situated as Chi- | |engo but they lacked the caliber of | men to make them great, | Buffalo, N. Y., is a trunk line cen- ter and at the lower end of the great lakes, but has been eclipsed by De- | | troit and Cleveland. Buffalo also has | 15 4 republic you occasionally find ARATA POWET TESOUICES, a man in a superfine car who doesn't Why is Japan so worried about her surplus population? Has she no grade crossings? You will notice that the Liberty bonds are rather uppity since they got into good mociety. think it his private road. THURSDAY, JULY 10, 1024, o “MY C ALL here’s a LIKE THIS (By Richard Cruse) Christopher Goof was much aloof When walking with a miss; And blushed quite red when one had said Why must we walk like theis? Bhe then remarked if not “parked" Oh! pray eome nearer, Chris He closer came then to the dame And so they walked like th.is, you're When you | Her home they reached and there she preached | The virtue of a kiss, | He reached for her, she did not stir, 1 And then they were like th.is, of envy. Yet there’s hinder your back at him mine!” minute or ’phoning us. | Now father heard the loving word, He stopped thelr dream of bliss, Poor Mr, Goof i still aloof, For he went ®ut like this, The Reason Blackstone:—"No matter where he goes he always gets eredit,” Webster:—'Yes, hut ha never goes to the same place twice!" ( -—E. H. D, | Meant Business A burly negro entered a hardware store with “blood in his eye “Ah wants a razor,” he roared at the clerk. | “Do you want a safety razor?" asked the clerk, politely, | “Naw,"” said the customer, “Ah wants one ob de mos' dangerous rahzors what yo' got!" right now, —Little Bl | | Y | Comparatively Speaking Molecules and atoms | May be rated very small; | But they can't compare, on Fridays, OAL 1IS. INH lot of satise ¥ faction® in saying that. hear your neighbor say it, you can’t help feeling a little twinge nothing to coming right with: “So is Nothing but a two spent Of course you know that coal is better and cheaper Why don’t you DO it? ¥ The Citizens Coal Co. @ Berlin Yurd Uptown Ofice tor vice.president. Gov. Bryan him-| yic¢ricts have elected Democratic can- self had been a remarkable vote-get- | didates, indicating that the 1920 land- ter in his state, 1s widely known as & | ;140 was due to post-war psychology. libsral Democrat throughout the west, | ;myq far west remains phlegmatic to- and is a brother to William Jennings | ward the two major parties and Mr. Bryan. | Latollette has his hat in the ring. Twao great coastal liners plyjing be- tween New York and Boston were just completed at the Bethlemen | steel plant in Baltimore, so the dis- | patches read. An analysis, however, | | shows that the Bethlehem plant is 18 | With my bankroll at all! ~Alex D. Wiemer, The garden toad's snappy get-away convinces us that nature is trying to develop a higher type of pedestrian. A Fable | | Tt was a dark, gloomy night, and | the road was lonely, Bang! ¥ard and Main Office 4 Dwight Court, Tel. 2708, 104 Arch St, Tel. 3206, opp, Berli tion Tel. 267 8 anTing conrents corvmanted OO Co STy LB AP Ty Many will conclude that the nam- | ing of Bryan's brother as the running mate of Davis will tend to alienate | persons who have no love for the Commoner. But W. J. Bryan, who op- posed the nomination of Davis and spoke against it in convention, will be mollitied by the naming of his broth- | | | er as running mate, and of course is expected to Influence his foliowers to put in their best efforts for the ticket. Nomination of Charles W. Bryan, therefore is intended to be a solvent between the western and eastern Democrats, Davis representing the | east and C. W. Bryan the west. The ticket is intended to ameliorate the sectional ‘bitterness that was engen- | dered during the hectic days of the conventfon. DAVIS' CHARACTERISTICS Born with a keen, active mind, rais- ed by parents who‘tendered their off- spring intelligent, careful training, given the advantages of a liberal ed- eation, John W. Davis, Demoecratic | candidate for president, is a type of citizen commanding confidence and respect. His vigorous pensonality and intel- lectual stamina form a rare com- bination. He appears to possess every | It you must het, use caution; and don't lay too much stress upon what you hear in your immediate environs. CUMMINGS NO GROUCH 1t costs nothing to make an allega- tion—provided it s not libelous. An allegation on a hot day during the silly season Is worth even less than | at any other time because there are more of them in the market. The allegation made by old-fashion- o1 Republican ohservers that Homer 8. Cummings of Stamford, Conn, has a terrible grouch because he was not | named the Democratic candidate for | president, is entitled to the leather | medal. Homer, being human, would have liked the honor; but there is no evi- dence that he was o lacking in politl- cal astuteness as to imagine that the Democratic party would choose a man from Connecticut for the job of run- ning against Coolidge. Our Homer is of presidential tim- ber; he'd make a good president, | would Homer. He knows it, and 8o do | nis Connecticut admirers, | also know that political But they expediency rules conventions to a large extent. It | Homer lived in Indiana or Ohio, for instance, the geographical equation | | not make the great terminal cities these existed hefore the rallroads, al- | the farming | | New Yorkers | miles from Baltimore, on a branch | f | raitroad. | g | Our great raiirond trunk lines did | \7 (7] {0 B s = At any rate the man who lives in the woods and makes better moon- shine finds the world making a beaten path to his door. built up between, ‘Hmuzh they lecountry in | built the present New York Central | as a gateway to the west; Phila 1- | phians built the Pennsylvania fflri‘e Bavages: Those who expect won- same purpose; enterprising Balf¥- moreans bullt the Baltimors & Ohlo, | ders of a witch dootor. Civilized fol New Englanders, who built the ‘::;":r“ho expect wonders of a beauty New Haven and the Boston & Maine | made a mistake, in the minds of | One of the oldest jokes is about the many, by confining their railroad | bull that breaks up a picnic. But it ventures within New England. Had | never disturbs a political convention. | they pushed their rails to the west his | mycre's no noed of belng lonely in | section today would be served by |a strange city when you ean call a one or more trunk lines to the west- | young M. D. for an hour's chat at a |ern markets which in addition to |cost of $3.00. [nauling traffic would e concerned |y y1yqoie Shoals is retained by the | about the welfare of New England's | people, of course you wiil maintain an (raffic relations to the remainder of |eager interest in its development. Eh? | Well, so many are lke that. | the country. Dayton, O, of cash register fame. | ¢, .\ tnjs gentence: “Stand near was not a better city than any other | .4 te)] me how to swim,” said the for that business, but the father of | flapper; “but don't touch me.” thé cash register lived there and had l thg enterprise to build a great indus- | P e {fry. Had e lived In New Britain he | 3 | would have built up the industry | Observattons On The Weather The heart of and he| A tire had blown out. [the man was very black, | swore. * It was another night, more gloomy and lonely then the first, Bang! | A tire had blown out. The heart of | the same man was filled with joy and | he grinned into the night, He had his girl with him. Dry Rag Flutterings As Reported (By Jay B. Iden). Ezra Pingle, of Clover Leaf Farm, who keeps summer boarders was leaning on the front fence talking to a new arrival the other day, when out in the meadow near the river a young man clad in a bathing suit leaped high in the air and detoured to the. ground, his outstretched arms lending considerable grace to his movements, When he touched earth again his rebound was magnificent. Then, like an excited fawn, he legped and ran across the meadow, where he ended | his exhibition with a most beautiful | dive over the alder bushes into tHe | river. “Interpretive dancer?” asked the new boarder. » “Nope, bumble bees," Pingle, Verses and Reverses (By Samuel Hoffenstein) e The camel has an ugly hump, As if he fell and got a bump. A fly upon a sleeper's nose Is like a thorn upon a rose. the serpent The hoptoad hops, crawls, | | The eagle files, the waterfalls. said Ezra T love to sleep, I love to shirk, | While better men go off to work. Mountain Mush The apples on the branch so high |[I love the mountains, you too, John| Will sink at last to apple pie. dear, | The craggy cliffs, clear, The sea coast views, don't think me drifty— Please sign a check and send me fifty. the streams so| The sun it has such ample light The moon can borrow it at night, And 'spite of all the moon can bor- row, There still is sunlight for tomorrow. | | J. L. Barry. The Modern Mother Robert:—‘What would your mother | say if she caught you smoking?" Collean:—"She'd swear I was steal- ing her cigarettes again! Speed Jones:—"Did the cop pick Smith up when he was speeding?" | Officers:—"No, the doctor picked | attribute needed in a great public | would be strongly In his favor and in character. | a1l probability he would have been As a young man at the age of 19 | knocking McAdoo and Smith off the he was graduated from Washington | rim of victory, instead® of seeing Davis | the main line of the nearest trunk line happened to be, Oakland, Cal, has had an enormous | hoom, merely bacause several enter-| | equally well here, no matter where | Washington, July 10.—Forecast for southern New IEngland: Thunder showers this afternoon or tonight; —Loulse Benda. Fitting “What excuse do you offer f orcall- ing vour husband a ‘mule’? “Well, he's stubborn, and he's al- | him up after he quit speeding.” —J. Clyde Thomas. Copyright 1924 Reproduction forbidden). and‘Lee university, receiving a bache- 1or of arts degree. Then he spent three \ years studying law and obtained his | Jaw degree at the age of 22. He was| admitted to the bar that same year, | cause he was regarded as a Strong yqq in 1895, and after teaching law at the | university for a year, he returned to do it. Why was Ralston given the first chanoe for the nomination after Mc- Adoo and Smith were through? Be- contender jf nominated, possessing the necessary qualities, and because he | prising gentlemen there went into | manufacturing radio joud speakers | moderate west winds. | and their product is being sold all over New England,| Eastern New York and New Jer- |sey: Partly cloudy and cooler to- ! night; ¥riday fair and warmer; mod- erate westerly winds. Weather conditions: The disturb- ance now passing down the St. Law- | slightly cooler except in southeastern { portion; Friday fair and warmer; | the country, all over { | | LaCrosse, Ind., is a village of a few hundred, or perhaps a thousand, in- Clarksburg, W. V., to onter into part- | cama from the’ central west, WHeR | ypygants, It is situated on four trunk | ; | rence valley is causing warm, muggy _mership with his father, a prominent | the Hoosier twice withdrew, thera Was |y, aq and a branch line. There are no [ nothing left to do hut center on some- | .y eacturing plants of consequence lawyer of that town. In 1898 he was prevailed upon to | run for the legiglature and won easi- | ly. He was made chairman of the judiciary committee of the house and | later floor leader, and at the end of heen a cradle of presidents, not - |y, 4 jarge city is not saying that it 1s his term returned to the practice of | law. Between 1890 and 1910 he Mced law and mingled only siightly in #tate politics, but was a delegate to the national conventions in 1904 and | 1908, In 1910 he reluctantly consented to | prac- run for congress after a unanimous | wote of the state convention called him o the task. After vigorous cam- paign he was elected in a distriet which had beea Republican for 20 years, He was reelected in 1012, | In the natlonal house of represen- tatives he was chairman of the judi- was prominent a eiary committee and in the impeachment against Judge Robert W. Archbald. President Wilson named him solici- for general in 1912 and he resigned to accept proceedings trom tha house In 1018 he was one of three mem- commission bers of the American swhich was sent to treat with Germany for the exchange of prisoners of war While in Rerne he was named to r to Great the post of American amba Britain, Page, who had resigned. went to London fust as the war came He was present at Ver- Hines Davis Walter Mr succeeding to an end. salllee during the pe Mr. Davig was place €an Francisco convention in 1 presi co conference 4 be a candidats for the nomination and received a tota He was in London at the time. tor in 1921 he votes. Ratiring as amb2 began the practice of law in New ¥ ork eity. and bought a country home at Locust Valley, L. 1 den the body else, and Davis combined avail- ability and the nearvest approach to geographic requirements. It will be remembered that Ohio has cnuse its public men are superior, but hecanse Ohio is central. And Coolidge, had Harding lived, would never have | heen considered as a presidential can- didate to follow in hie footsteps. The Massachusetts man as everyone knows, ie In the White House by accident. 1f our Homer really wants to hit the trail to the White House he wiil have valley, Ohio, or And glory be! to move to Cherry Lost Crossing, Ind. Presidential possibilities do not war- rant the sacrifice. Homer should get himself nominat- agident and then p nt will die in office. ed for vice-pr that the presid RRANCH LINE CITIES Opinions may differ as to the in- advantage to New Britain dustrial wore It situated on a main line of the | New Haven railroad, but opinions can- | not alter the fact that a city's indus- trial growth is due in large part to the initiative of {ts manufacturers, the efficiency of manufacturing its demand for the products and the manufacturers units, the and in manufactured, ability resourcefniness of brinking their products to the atten- ot the consuming public. All of which is self-evident in New in \hle towns are innumer cities on the main lines of railroads re not important enough resi- and many which warrant trains in &topping: innumerabie cities not on railroads which ind there are main lines of have attained astonishing although he ¢00- | prominence. manufacturing centers to | ial | | weather in the eas i Lake region and New England. Showers have occurred during the last 24 hours from Nebraska east- | warde to Maine and along the coast | from Virginia to Florida. Pleasant | weather prevails in central and west- ern sections. No decided change in a5y oloRdx i6 the tracka: of & main | fempeTALITe waBireBoriod A SRY dis- ; " ltrict east of the Rocky Mountains. railroad than a plant fn New | " 'ro,qyions favor for this vicinity Large cities take up great|upsottled showery weather followed expansese of territory, and many man- ‘ by fair and slightly cooler, them are not| | ufacturing plants in 5 | 988886889800000 58598580688 | huddled around freight yards—in fact, | 325 Years Ago Today many of them are miles from them, and manufactured products frequent- Iy have to he hauled by truck to the | graken from Herald of that dates freight cars. New York, Chicago and PEIPPPGPIPRIIIIEIIIIPIVIIS Philadelphia are notable examples. E. D. Bennett of Pleasant street ac- {complished a feat yesterday after- noon. Mr. Bennett was walking to- | In the case of passenger service it |18 another story. New Britain Suffers | o 4"y “tho Consolidated road, in passenger service by really having | . howpied a woodchuck. Without lany hesitation, Mr. Bennett ‘volunteer- od a capture and the trick was per- |formed with his hands. The animal tern portion of the | | there whatever; it eontains no citizens of initiative to take advantage of its | 1ocation, Because a manufacturing plant 1s line B in. | two passenger stations, one downtown [ ana the other in Beriin Its passenger [trade is divided. f ‘_. reaveling standpont it 1y |WAS Iater kiled and, when walghed A RRCk [tipped the scales ai 25 pounds. inconventent. The main line should | "ye suggestion now meeting favor run through New Britain instead of 'with the soldier's monument commit- through Berlin, [tee is that the dedicatory exercises |be held on Labor Day. 3 |y speaking the main line'| ¥ But strictly speaking i 10815 P of the New Haven s the shore 1in® {y,yp returned from their along which its fastest trains travel \trip, Few it any of the cities of Connectitut | and bride wedding along the main shore line today-are : s & s New Britain, again |18 X: M: O. &, and neat Thompson's 9 DIDERELVEN B3~ 3 d | drug store, and someone facetitiously proving that the alleged main line ad- inclined, posted a notice reading, “No them | Kishing Allowed.” | A boy named Miller, who lives on |Curtis street, had a part of his big toe cut off yesterday by caught in bieyele chain. vantage doesn't scem to help much, smells Out the Rum e ot ~When in quest of I de- ing say Muskogee, OK! s ers, C. 1 dale, tective, does not bother about w N lisgu Police authorities Jagsdale can smell a distillery or beer i foot. Sanitary Andrew Turn- bull ha place where sewer connections have been made, in oint three blocks away. Muskogee |yeordance with the recent order of the bot tieggers have been tryving to find [yoard of health to give Ragedale a bad | Clerk of the Court George W. Kiett bas paid Deputy Sheriffs Rawlings and Cowles the fees due them, which Lieyd George has a moving picturs jes-Judge Andrevs held up in the |fag-end of Mis administration. Inspector inspected 2 come wa cold |outfit in his home. | The heavy downpour the night be- | fore last, flooded Maln street, opposite | having it | tempted to ride the cycle while bare- | ways kicking about something.” -—Harry J. Williams. BAPTISTS IN SESSION Convention Of The Fair Reward The cash I spend with thee, dear heart, 1s like a string of pearls to me; T count it over, every coin apart, My salary, my sal-a-ry! * * & * —Emily C. Hatton. Thirty-third Annual Young People’s Unfon Is Being Held At Denver, Colo. Denver, Colo, July 10.—The 33rd annual convention of the’ Internation- al Baptist Young People’s Union start- ed its business session today, Wwith more than 3,000 delegates from states as well as representatives from Canada and KFrance attending. The convention preliminaries under way last night. | Rev. W Cameron, pastor of the Bloor Street church, Toronto, delivered the ad- | dress, declaring that Canada and the | United States face a glorious future in view of the religious advance on Churclr News “Well, darling, what did you see at church today,” a little three year old was asked after her first visit to a real church service. [ “Oh muvver, T saw de funniest thing —dere was a man dat said his pray- | ers and den he didn’t go to bed.” L —Frances Minot. it The female of the species is suspi- clous of the male, | 24 | BANDIT IS BEATEN, AND THEN ARRESTED Husky New York Clerk More Than Match for Robber New York, July 10.—Revolvers, a dirk, a fist fight and an automobile chase figured yesterday in an attempt. ed holdup in the Daniel Reeves store at 2641 Decatur avenue, the Bronx. A man who first said he was Joseph Ed- wards and then Lawrence Rothkranz, a lodger at Webster avenue and 187th street, the Bronx, was arrested, and is said to have confessed other hold- ups. When Rothkranz commanded Mi- chael O’Halloran, six foot clerk, to put up his’ hards, O'Halloran hurled hiinself upon Rothkranz, who went down, revolver, dlrk and all. Scorning to cry for help, O'Hallotan fought the intruder ail over the store, knocking down shelves and groceries. Roth- kranz finaliy slipped from the clerk’s grasp and ran out, with O'Halloran in hot pursuit. Jumping on a truck, Rothkranz shoved his revolver against the driv- er's ribs a=d commanded him to speed up.- O'Halloran leaped on the truck hut leaped off whengRothkranz lunged at him with the dirk. A crowd join- ed O'Halloran in pursuit. Patrolman Lawrence Sands, notified by a motorist, stopped the truck with his revolver at 194th street and Web- ster avenue, He had to threaten the crowd with his weapon to prevent their beating Rothkranz. More successful was the lone ban- dit who entered the Nassau Watch company's office, ninth floor of 110 Nassau street, yesterday and escaped with $5,000 in watches and rings after binding and gagging the ewner, Harry Hoffman; Emil Rotter, a customer, whose law office is across the way, and Joseph Klaum, fourteen, Hoff- man’s ofiice boy. | Hoftman and Rotter were In the | store when the bandit entered. He | tied them with twine and gagged them with silk stockings he carried. He looted the open safe of about 100 watches and tpok from Rotter's finger a $450 ring. The office boy knocked and was admitted, bound and gagged. Albert Levine, a city nfarshal with offices down the hall, heard the cries | of Hoffman, who managed to remove The Matter With Banty “What in creation was the matter yurahouts?” asked an interested | neighbor. “I could hear one of the | | kids yelling clear down to the creck.” | “Well, T'll tell you" replied Gap | Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge. “Wife | was sewing a patch on the seat of Ranty's pants, with Banty inside of | ‘em h'cuz he didn't have any other to put on, when Mizzus Giggery dropped in and began telling wife a mess of scandal, Tt got more and more inter- | esting, and wife sewed faster and | faster and paid less and less atten- | tion to what she was doing, and got | | s0 excited over the story that she | | never even heered Banty's howls.” the North American continent. The convention will continue until Sunday night. I get tired of people who are fore And this overactivity seems to by in good. Burglaries are carefully planned Innings and Outings wound innocent bystanders. Mis office hours were on his door, He kept them? Yes—Ilike fun! He golfed the while that lying sign Read: “In from ten to one.” | | don’t Do Something. are too high, if the roast is underdone we do not Do Something. At last there came a client Who did not awear or pout, But underneath those hopeful words rote: “Ten to one you're out!” —8arah Redington. Of course one can wait too long, on the whole the las As a mafter of keeping still quence, and letting alone has cured m Business may be crippled, times if a kindly Provigence would carry ou tors who pass laws and make regula | quickly right themselves. | Women's skirts will get to about | trying to strotch or shorten them. Movies will grow decent if | P | the Kun Shop 1s & national inst) ution wonducted by newspapers of the country. Contributions from renders, providing they are original gnpublished, and posses wufficient merit, will be pald for at rates vary- g from $1.00 to $10.00. Write on sue side of the paper only and eend your contributions to the “Fun Shop Editor.” care of the Herald, who will torward them to New York Unaccepted manuseripts will sot be ceturnsed action, Drunkards die off. aw of diminishing returns. | Your hoy will come through som | much, your husband will improve it at last about where they ought to be equal to | | by the 1 world 1s full of philanthropies that wi 1f the baby is sick, if our internaticnal The reason, of course, is pitably simple. There is a strong, balancing, righting force in the universe. And it will néver get well if ydu pick it/ i Copyright, 1924, by The McClure Newspaper Syndicate. his gag. He broke open the door and freed the three. DR. FRANK CRANE’S DAILY EDITORIAL The Clamor to Do By DR. FRANK CRANE ver clamoring to do, do, do! e not so perniclous in bad actions ar and usually quite successful, but the ent off half cocked and did little but relations are tangled, if taxer , If the unemployed are too numerour if boys and girls are too frisky, up jumps the average man and demands why Fven the godsukers appear and want to know for God's sake why we We don't know what to do. and there is a criminal indecision, but ers out and jumpers in do more damage than good. has settied more disputes than all elo- ore invalids than all medicines, hard and finances in a bad t into the ocean and drown all legisla. tions to improve things, affairs woulé the right length if meddlers will qui tures will et them alone.! Action ¥ The money octopus at last is devoured ehow if you will nét regulate him toc you quit nagging; things come around