New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 5, 1924, Page 6

| time the orchestra comes to a sudden [ecused men presented their arguments T ———————— et v s %a_ 8 H ‘d of Frankiin . looserelt. MeAdoo's !} h July - e —— - - ——— I RRIRIIE BRI e riis e 6 0 160 Ao G0l B podars HEst Thn mromaoteds wer 1 Fe . : B \ —THE ERVER— acls and I'ancies HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W pular N vhenoe main BY BOBERY QUILLEN tasued | (Buniey ace 1 " Ui ity is s i fight fi me. The —— M Heald Blag., 67 N 31 | 1 — "R of the sehism NOers conBequEntly ¢ rred o | Makes Random Observations A man is as old as his wife's charge SUBSGRIPTION HATES ) \ B Ivided | with the mayor, who agreeable to the | l' On the City and Its People account, ! U T : Suld ' 0 cannot | honored custom of coming 10 the aid ; 200 o Montin 3 / G W it 5 e Den I party can scares | of acal industries, agreed 1o permit Juoew Every citizen fis entitied to Nt i e " X the £t hus the promoters with his assistance, 1 4 | At the movies. Entering the thea- feeling of satisfaction knowing that he | liberty and the pursuit of balls in the 3 Eatered a1 1 “" M Office 8t New ) ~ i S e g P s br Walter B, Traprock, my ter while the news reel is heing |was not depending en _ makeshift | rough, 4 P " ;'l 1 i T E il V J L good old friend, I8 reaping the ! shewn, Stumbling down the aisie in [maps for his information ———— ! SRy I has againet t HRepuhilic Helpated o tewards of populurity, Ynternationally the dark, meanwhile trying te wateh | On Wednesday night of this week, A% dldtimer 1o olé Whe 888w S g Che mayor's part wis to issue a l:lmwn. he s recelving letters by the the picture Entering a wow and at-|a New Britain driver was summoned | member when & girl blushed with d ! plisl OFice BALSTON'S Al RATION : mution that the fistie combat H00re, some of them revealing facls tempting 1o oceupy a seal that is al- (1o appear in court at Old Lyme fol- | light when called “domestie.” e fet sasion thal tho litats i & 1h06 Iiuaa At ainat about the weather-beaten eaplorer | ready occupied, Profuse apologies 10 [lowing an automebile aceident in m— *j o only praf v adventising HrS ' B ar it i R T which he had been very careful to!the ludy seated there, Seats found in \\l‘m h an*0ld Lyme machine had col. It I8 subtle sareasm to decorate the the Uit vifation and pres ¥ in the neigh g s I hide from me, [the front row, Instrument in hand lided with a truek driven by the New | ball pa ere Babe Ruth will play . room always ope ‘#... v . ' sl svek ¢ man, Nory 1w igan, —_— and you'd be a member of the or- | Hritain youth, Court opened as usual | with m } Men The Awsaciated P Bose Laning public ofitce appeat | ¢Fhe smolipox complained of had | PePew Mulberry Fimpking, for [chestra, The voluminous individual in the courthouse, but immediately - ' instance, swears that the following [on your right whe overflows from his upon the reading of the warrants the 3 . i P8 Antociated Fiom 5 Suetuately o s % fsted In Dutralt, whore porsons roke | o oy chalr into yours, causing diseomfort judge announced that the session|_ . ® "I“"‘;'l‘" resorts are opin ] 18 the use for re:publiation uf afl news | g OF polities, VA | idont withih sevoral hlocks were quar- | Huing one of the earliest associates on the part of yourself, The fellow on would adjourn to the scene of the ac- “"“"'f‘h‘ he froat is on '.“‘"“k""‘"- and B fhis maner and Siae loral sews bibe |11 Il those who geb 10to offiey | antined recdntly; but the Wolverine | of the famous Dr, Walter E. Traprock, |your left who chews several sticks of |eldent, Here the accused men were | 'N® ChAperones are shoeked. 1 4 b ¥ . - men wer | shed herein, A R Ry D0L KAkl ikl le AP ilE 1 feel privileged to acquaint the pubs|gum at one time, fluently, ‘The, ex- |sworn under oath, ere Sever - | 50 Bug ' health @ t dignantly denied I 8 acquaint the pub- |8 ath, as were several P . nding their ddays—and nigh there had Hoen smallnox elsewhere fn | 1€ Wieh the more porsonal side of [¢iting pleture. “The young woman in iwitnegges, and asked to tell their re. ST ARAAIRIon ;0L WAL, AN Somber Audit Bureaw of Cireulatio J ura hiu mallpox elwewhere B | e BTl obled o me auring the |the aisle In back who just can't con- spective stories, * The grand juror de. | HONrY asked for. And _we wonder j Tie ARl it o plugging for t btk they land - the state and contended that the 1= (wonty.soven and & half yeurs of in. rol herself “Oh, look out, Harry! cided that he knew where an addi I"‘""‘ one the joke is o i “‘.‘..“ Jurnishes newapapeis aud wdver Huna mayor's action was entirely un- timate association, The poor fellow! Why don’t the pos |tional witness could be secured, so he | A cliculation, Our elrulation statistivs & ut out in Bt lives & Hoosier | called for and tended to give them the | 1 romember as if it were yesterday |lice hurry 2 meanwhile nearly elimb- | rushed acroms field and lot returning | ba A this audit, Thin Wswies pro A i o e Ca L inele o the first time that we met, We were | INE over the hack of your chair The |in a few moments with a farmer, who | s :' uu.u"\']f .‘”‘.‘:‘c‘:;‘.”.‘ . e Sbpl el lstar Michigan City, whick 1 1| ony chitdven then, down on the old |Imevitable title reader, The noisy in- | had seen the accident The judge ] local advertisers. ileis that he cannot get himself o tehigan City, whieh han attsined | pon, = 0ng day Ihuppened 1o be pusss | 140t on the other side of you, who |nsked the witnesses to describe, to the | i AN weok offiea. not even the presidency. considerable notoriety as a "fght-cen= ing by his father's wood shed, u“.‘.‘pk‘lnlllfl in rubbing stitky hands on|hest of their ability, just what they | . tor' = vicing with Waterbury in this | gluncing through a crack betweon the {¥OU" coat sleeve, The orchestra playe |saw and to show him the pesition of ! The Herald is @ male daily In Now | They once foreed him to become gove 0 S A bourds 1 happened to wee the new N the wrong music at the right time, [ the machines on the road, * :A;‘\::n" g oW e . eS| srnor of his state, und then when he FORIORE, == SUQIM 10 00 8 O 000 HA O L leniiad] wolatint and explorer and A chorus with all musiclans working | When all testimony had heen heard I Bieks contral dond Bere B ; o originality, One remembers with gusto hia fathor. [overtime, The lady who laughs bols- | the group ain adjourned to the 4 wis not looking or taking partienlar o0 a0 ihe world war the MAYOr | iwain” his father pleaded, “Haven't terously at the comedian at the same court room where counsel for the ac- . i Womun must huve intuition, Noth. - . [ Interest in polities, they ensnarcd WM oe e ety was & German alien who | 1 told you what happens to little boys | TOO MUCH GALLERY into being a candidute for the U 8B guping his long yoars of residence in | Who tell lics? uun'n{ duy a great big | Mo The laugh that changes to a and the judge gave his sane, fair and | Ing 108 could enable her to select the [ New York has been priding itself L "" 8 - monster with grogn eyos and with poor imitation of a cough, The end |just decision influenced, no doubt, by | purticular insult best designed to 4 tipon Hiow it has extended the hand senate against the learned aidd nation= ' the Lnited States had failed to get ob(Hta thktisnort ke (s xolna to come!] of the pictur “Where's my l'“.‘ ? ill\r impressions created upon his mind | make you froth at the mouth, 1 S e e L ally towering figure of form enntor | out his final naturalization papers, 1t | g0 T d Pl L hm‘]n.u-.lnu me, lady, hlvlll 1 think you're at, the scene of the accident, This | s uM- s e S e Beveridge, author of the first child is not against the laws of Indiana for | cuve by the rive Why only last ‘I‘:I“I'?\l:l‘:fll'rl“i‘ln:l’.llvi'l:‘tn" Daggers. Exit :;.»,,:"l,, be a sound, loglcal method Be thrifty. The highest-priced car | Jabor law, since defunct, The quict and ' an alien to hold office, The Michigan ' night — " | J Jotling at the “truth In the mat- | looks no better than & Jit after the i made to please delegates and their : Young ‘raprock looked resolutoly | The party, The young lady who al. [ter” and a system which might be | thing happens at a grade crossing, i friends, Every concession to their | “/nified Ralston went through the | City muyor had to have a permit to up into his father's face, his frm | WAV Wishes to sing at a party, The copled with success by other court| * JE— .- ! welfare undoubtedly has been highly | Motions of campulgning and snowed |0 pear the city hall; and once, WheR gy, g chin quivering with emotion, |}0UDE 1ady who does: nothingshut sit Judges. There's little to do about a boll on | developed and ”“1']‘, appreciated hu‘l under his worthy opponent on an officlal visit to Washington, he |, wyag father, I know,” he sobbed, *I around and look mournful at a party. | P T ;“m neck except to kill friendly peos g ¥ . ; . was arrested and 1cked up as ansaw him last night myself.” {The young Iady who s the life of the = The authoritics in the town of Eaat | Ple Who slap you on the back, ji ¥ the attitude of the occupants of the Since that time he has been consist- : SR tal.| Thero was no question that g gre at | Aty The young lady who wants to | Haven are doing their hest to put the ; ppev— - galleries during the convention will ! ently bothered by friends who insist. | Snemy ‘alien pt large In the capltal i\ P oo o Boim, get away from the crowd, “just by | morgue in Momauguin. Generally there are no grouchy- i sankle in the breasts of some of the | ed on grooming him for the prosiden- | He I ippencd to be a “good Demo- | e ourselves,” you know, Games, Post| Under a ruling promuigated by those 100king men about a newspaper offics = e % | erat,” however, and an appeal to the | sweet Daddy! ffice, Spin the bottle, Others along | who occupy the seats of the mighty, | except tge one who writes the funny delegates for a long tfme and probably cy. 1In vain did he attempt to call a weet Daddy | T [ S AT ARl BLAh all 8| esident brought about his release.| He: “Why have you never fearned |th® #ame line. ~ The coule that|bathers will not he allowed to roam | stuft, o 1 will result in no more Democratic palt, Without avail did he preach B s (o thi T what! would![ foiwhistie '. zinn;tn( nrw-ld.vlmnI.lern_u)u, The h:;nlv-‘[h.- streets attired in bathing suits, | | . ol¢ ’ y x | Slrariads Iy, but sociable girl, whom you draw 7 i S P i i conventlons heing held in the metrop- that the presidential office shonld scek | o 500 E L e honorable | Shei “Well, as soon as T pucker up iR OCE p"f‘n“‘_ T"‘"P’km“i‘“g r'j:flf‘"::)’:fl;“"!‘l’:(:’"'}:““: :':::‘l:“: ‘l"""‘m Once men were hairy all over, but i | ha gl ) iR ST af € or ba ) , or at | , v v i ik the man. Nothing he could do $t0p- | ayor had merely been & “good Re- | M3 PR like this grins of your friends. “That was a | Jeast close to the Atlantic ocean, So | 0P04¥ knowa what hair tonic was | Why it should be the business of | may ¥ & Smack! ALadals used to make the hair fall off. i y hould be the business ped his admirers from advocating him | pupijcan® at that time, J. Willard Ridings I'"l!-'nnl Job. = lh"l "lr\flrf‘ fl'f]‘lfl‘l\l: they have issued thelr ukase and < | onlookers to make nuisances of them- 2 e 5 z 3 B0 ¥ " | spolled. The girl of your cheice Jepeafter, is 5 2 5 . i selves at a national onvontion cannot | 2 & Avallable compromise candidate | * qpg yown shoutd continue along its | - ely paired off with your hated rival :m'ILI::\l‘.«';|a‘lrln‘unr‘»[(o;.ou‘;:l‘a"I’nrx:;:‘(i::"i Some of the. motorists we kiow | . S e | with the probabilities that he would | 5 o6 opiginality. Tt is claimed that 1f “money talks'-—as some folks 8a¥, | (‘ojges! Profuse coises! Several com | in one-piece suits, they must get closer | could possibly Keep on the road if | ¢ explained upon the basis of com-| g, iy, Coolidge a strong run for the | g towns are alike; it is up to the l’{ 'm]wt l‘m mighty cute, Iplete and assorted coises of various to the sca. they were driving through a tunnel. | Or elsa the SMul that comes My WAY|yjzes; shapes und ocolors! Restrictions have been mild at Mo- Chairman Walsh should A good reporter gets all the facts mon .sense, | White House hacon, Indiana lake city to show the world | Has befh a hopeless mute, e o ,have cleared the galleries at the fitst | Tho climax came at the New York | W0 AEE 00 B8 00 i B e aton, | The friend waiking down the strect. | mauguin. It hasyboen custogary for | & i 0 Proneous, ==Mar, e Ly Vi Vi e i N : 3 J 0 sign of unrullness as ‘rigorously as & | convention. His home delegation con. | N2t the claim 1s ervor L/ L | You walk slowly along in hack of him. | members of the fair sex to stroll along | Of the accident except the name of | A P e : i | - 2 |Guess we'll give him a little surprise..| the main avenue in their bathing suits, | (¢ OWner of the ankie the driver was i judge would clear the courtroom of | sisiently g.{\n him theig 30 odd \nmsl . ; Deliver us FEOIm == The hearty slap on the back. “Hello, | meanwhile cating ice cream cones, hot | $t4ring at. obstreperous spectators, | through the early ballots. Then 'l'nm’ STOOL PI ; ! Stylish f'l"f“s in &p }!)fh'*‘Fv lyou hig bum, how are you?' The| frankfurters or lolly pops, Some have b Attempting to influence the voting Taggart, astute political manager, The evidence in police court that a | = Qur ngaiden aunt's idea of a good (man turns around. Total stranger.| even gone so far as to take a ride on | time. | Wanted: One manhole, Convenient | the merry-go-round for the purpose of delegates through gallery demon- | garted a Ralston drive in the conven- | stool pigeon g ’ ¥ ted: On G S Persons who remember our age. |for sinking into [SEE ey kO strations should not be permitted at | tjon and the Ralston figures, in a bhul‘l‘ inal career and that he had testified | pojiie” who ypead “movie” title| (onventions, Conventions that get ;‘xin‘nlc’ fulh:rsl 1::;\'-::;: ?wl:\uf:;cofiol“g falsely in court, emphusizes the dang- | ajoud, Isomewhere, Those that do not. The | grass adjoining Swift's and more dar- national conventions. 1In the case of the New York convention the attempt failed to rattle delegates. Although McAdoo has had the better organiza- | | time, went near the century mark, | with chances that they would grow | rapidly, giving him the right of t\'ayl\ as the compromise candidate, | | testimony in many cases. himself had a crim- | or of hiring stool pigeons in the first | unreliability of the | place and the To be a stool pigeon doesn't usually giving over, and.giving out, —1lorence Woodward, | keynote speech. ——— |The prominent men of affairs invited | because they add tone to the proceed- | on the trolleys or passed by in auto- Marriage:—Giving in, giving up, espec The loud cheers. The chairman and his gavel, ings lly the gavel. “We point with | ing souls have sat on the iron fence to grdet smirking males who came in mobilos That will be a thing of the past un- its favorite son, Gov. Smith. The Democratic ‘party is unfortun- ! ate in posdessing within w: ranks two factions that mix as readily as oil and whter. The New York faction is op- posed by southern Democrats. Issues _which have been stressed within re- cent years unfortunately have wjd- ened the schism between the two sec- | tions, and these differences were in- tensified by the action of the galleries. The New York police department is entitled to congratulations upon ils: foresight in having as many police- i men present as there are delegates, It begins to look as if it was a mis- fortable out in | near Indianapolis, with Ma Ralston | tending the chickens and friends and | | neighbors near to engage in more in- | | teresting and vital chatter than the | | politicans furnish to the unfortunate | | denizens of the white hause. | _ Ralston celebrated the “Fourth of | }July by giving public office the razz | OUR FIREWORKS DISPLAY New Britain today has every reason to congratulate itself upon the excel- lent fireworks display given in beauti- | ful Walnut Hill park last night under |the suspices of the Public Amusements { dent should be a precedent and guide lare all right but their activities re- | dencé to convict. If this evidence s | And last of all she has a purr-manent unsupported ft is of doubtful quality, | being likely to be manufactured by | the stool pigeon to suit%his aims. | | The New Britain police court inei- wave, —Edna Baehr. If Popular Songs were illustrated, Say it with music. | Little fishes in the seas | Blow big bubbles when they sneeze, —Alex Wiemer. in the future. Stool pigeons sometimes quire checking up. To be convicted | upon the evidence of one person ls[l‘""]".";'n;" Sditor bad enough, but to be convicted upo‘n | you wrote this of one stool pigeon I8~ Contributo give you my word this poem is original,” Iditor: “I could tell first looked at it."” Mirrors of 'The Fun Shop. You are sure, are you, that the evidence worse, D that when I PUBLICITY “STUN | |from other states, evidently not gen- | tiemen, |m uch cheering. \the city council in Bristol has decided The band. The band again, | that the narrow Main street of that Too much talk, Too | City, where no traffic could proceed | while trolley’ cars passed along its] length, must be widened, To that end tentative plans for the cutting down of sidewalk space and the establish- | ment of building lines have been dis- Too much band, roo much balloting. | Too many candidates. The Fourth of July. Hip, Hip, Hoo-ray! The carly awakening to th tune of several giant cannon crackers | exploding apparently under the hed. cussed and a_ hearing will be held on The few moments spent in thanking [ Jul¥ when interested property | the kind youngsters for the deed, The | OWners may air their views. The pro- attempt to sleep, More cannon cragk- | Posed plans call for the widening of joiped hy a battalion of blank | the thoroughfare about six feet, which dge revolvers and dynamite caps, will work wonders in minimizing tht | The morning spent in trying to duck | Opportunities for accidents as at pres- thé noise. The epithets hurled at the | ©nt many motor cars procceding along offending youngsters, ‘bringing forth | the street are ottled up” when a nothing but added information as to| trolley car appears, if machines are | your genepal character, from the lips parked at the curbs, With a motor car at the curb there is but two feet | v tion upon the floor of the convention | With a successful candiducy staring | » it is unquestioned that an unofficial | him in the face, what did this old- attract high gi':«vlc honest and roH—J Jes' Bit Warm, ‘pwlfl. “We view with alarm.” :I']m der the new order of things. Vaca-| Ior that matter, farm labor could i and boisterous bunch of gangsters 1,;,.” fashioned plodder do about it? He|able men. It usually entails gainlng‘(l)Iory-.ylx«‘\;-!(.vjllj:?bo;n;';:v::i r\?fl‘;‘g:k;"fl:'fll ngnxsr;‘:n N(]r:‘r; (:n:(;:: rmf",':l)‘:; tionists occupying cottages which do | r.-gunize and get an eight-hour day § in the gallerie | 3 g dictim | Other day: “Isabel, y e . clear same. > [ not front on the water will be re-|if people would be willing to bu § held forth in the galleries. | sends the conveution a telegram with- | the confidesce of an Intended_vietim | %o parnpiration. house subsiding. The favorite 80ns| quired to wear capes or coats when | beans at three for a ,,m-p,g y it Instead of gaining an advantage for | drawing his name as a candidate for |and tien betraying if, a thing that| " y;geum " she replied, “and I sho' | cheered at every opportunity. Tf no|going for or returning from their daily | = ! Smith, gallery demonstrations éngen- the nomination, and that settled it. i few men care to do, even in the cause {am sweatin' too.” ; "r!l"'l‘")l.‘l ""“'Y m‘ESf"l‘l’! _"_M"fl h"T]‘* dip. “Beauty parades” will be confined : And so hearing is more acute when 3‘ dered antagonism among some dele-| Lot others scek the presidential | of justice® [ Ve ‘)-‘Aj‘\llrs. ‘W. Banken. ;;lpflé:{ogfl‘%ic({‘::e rfi:‘[:’;;fl;::fi zon‘r‘l‘/ u? ‘the sho]l: front, which may ex ii’nulalx]‘c asleep, Anyway money seems 8 % . i M R e o o T X second place, stool pigeons Me-oy JiE plain a sudden increase in the rental | to talk louder when your consciénce i gates.. They 11?\e been given the im- | chair, says Ralston; as for' him, it| In the sccond plu By i loss | Her real name is Kitty and her pe, time. The minority which came to0/of shore front cottages. | is asleep. H pression that New York has been try- | jen't built to fit his build. Besides, are considered of little value unless, name is Puss. work. Balloting for presidential nom- |, MRS | o) ! omething over on then for " oy . they produce convictions, and the only | §he wears an Angora wool sweater., inee. Again. The suggestion by the . S o & G i ¥, Y o e m;::f h:\:‘vlj‘n)rx::‘d l:::::( 'w ))' :10 produce them fs to give evi- Her only jewels e vatls e geentlemansip iR RUsLE L Sl e Meoting a_demand caused by the | rmti:.:tmx‘\?ilt:ai‘;oi"rms'm::'h“odulte ";\nr:; 3 ) steady growth of modern day traffic, | i to throw him out, made from men y yet one would naturally expect them to gum things up. This is the time of year when the | boulevards are covered with nice little runabout mortgages on the old home- stead, After all, was it really worth it? King Tut waited 2,000 years and didn't getAny more publicity than the uku- lele and the pogo stick. . 5 ¥ Correct this sentence: “It's more the heat than the humidity thatgbothers me.” (Pratected by Associated Editors, Ine.) | £928888888850058898 9980080 take to hold the convention in New | .\ hission, The crowd that jammed | So Kdward Peyton ton, long Pet Names S anIAriTL Bar 4l shuMie inatite dine b3 & York. Had the convention taken| i o tno park was estimated up to | distance walker, thought he had to | Should always mean something. — “l(ance, Why can't tired business men | between a trolley running board and ,25 Years A 0 TOda place in any other clfy Gov. Smith| 40,000 persons and their reaction | have recourse o a publicity stunt in 1 YOUL Sveethart has & clinging dis-|ejcep on a holiday. Hang those kids! | the seniesiolanont ou tieuarkad B 8 y would have been just as stron A con- | (oward the display was the height | order to attract increased attention, | cail her lvy. (];:\?nnflp:’.fq::”‘;op i of that nfernal | whon s L ‘7;. on 3""“““ from tleral ot that date) FARlhs ive : he | trolley car go through the same man- | *0PIOECEPPEIPTLIPIIPIISION @ the eastern wing of the Democratic party, today used big tgpe to empha- its conscientious was well done | the people. Its work according to the view of the sheriff on | If she says you are the only man she st for Unsettled tonight and Sunday; not much change | necessary things he had to wear to- land: gether in a ‘hurry, she forgot to put probably showers; racket, Dodging fire crackers on the | nished by counsel for the defendants or by the prosecuting aftorney. He What Not ix N 2 tender and the rancor engendered ; of vociferous approval. i #largelysby the riotous action of the | myo anpual Fourth of July fireworks | the scene. The stunt:was an attack | ever loved way up town, one of the new outdoor | CUver to prevent collision. | Despite | Eddit Conlon, a Hart street young- i galleries would not have Been a factor. | display long ago justified its presenta- | by persons unknown upon the aged | Call her ]!Illfl‘l. b sports, sometimes successful, Stan1- | the vigilance of traffic officers, crashes | ster, suffered severe burns about the & Those who made arrangements for | e e R : ; i N I call my sweetheart ing on the street corner in the broiling [ between trolleys and autos have oc-|face and body yesterday when he i R T e o et ghes Desp an ErOMSMBAY cpalkergin A ol B ek SR Gaadline, sun, Cheering OId Glovy, It's a great | curred, but fortunately the strect has | stood too close to a cannon while et | the entertainment of delegates at the | oyory year and the enormous crowd [N. Y. He later left the scene for a | This reason I aver: country after alll. The purchase of | taken no toll of human life. ting it off. He was barefooted and as convention set a new mark in pro- | \pich goes to the park to view the | new homs in Norristown, Pa. | There isn’t a Jane fire crackers. Back to childhood. The | The progressive city fathers of the [a result received some of the powder 4 viding pleasing diversions. Lavish ent- | o\ hears splendid evidence of the| Weston should have known better. | 11 the whole domain Wife brings you down to earth with a | "("s“‘“‘" Bl lown wame wicarfion tiie Toge ] ol 5 = X Can hold a candle to her. few spicy ‘remarks, Distributing the | street and are supported in their views So lac e ertainment such as no other city | ity 5 " o R i | picy g th Someone placed a cannon beneath | Y8 o PRl popularity of this angle of municipal | As a picturesquer foot tourist he was | — ’ firecrackers among the neighborhood | by an overwhelming sentiment of the |the gum slot machine in front of a t eould offer was placed a e disposa | enterprise, || held in high regard and was cordially The Jingle-Jangle Counter, children. | traveling public and by aftected prop- | Main street drug store last night and of the men and women Who Were | g cost is inconsequential, as every | greeted wherever he went, To descend |Some cops are short, some cops are tall, T - ;’lrly owners as well. Where building | the device was conmfpletely wrecked, drawn {rom all corners of the €0UN- | jorgon who enjoyed the beautiful ef- | as dispatches indicato to a spurious at- | 'he leap year girls will cop them ail | yioiding police court in the great | gamagos s Ea b TR eR Mo De e git o NOMH prodt try. Itappears, however, that not suf-| ro.is and the artillery-like reports will | tack in order to gain attention in the | ey *{out-of-doors at the scene of an auto- | \yat all difficultios ‘f’m “be amicably ‘f:,.td;".s ]r?,.ce‘l,):,‘t:‘xid} :"lt:‘n",'::;fla:cy::‘ v vis- P N e e ile a " 7 | S b g v o A oy attend W b ficient effort was '_flflfl‘? to control vis- | tugtify, The display cost the C“Y:p.\pvrfi should have been entirely be- | wiqo._bits” here and “two-bits” there, l:‘l‘r:};l'l“]‘w ”’:;:r.1:1nd 0\‘\-(1;‘:]1["11::0“:0:{1»'Mra“flm'. Merchants realize, 100, |flicted celebrant, o ftors to the galleries, so that pemons|¢ggo, Assuming there were 40,000 in | neath him. His reputation will suffer | Keeps one from being a millionaire, oDy Bt AVITn xsas 48 ]’;pw and nt’)’wl | that a wider s(xw'ng means a mor?\fi- John “Johnsoy, about 25 years of ¥ ering occupied seats of VaNtage, cenis per spectator. But thousands | publicity when he calls on his friends iislaaTAng1aa dra Fuit ek o I success and the approval of cotirt | (pom ae motor car d-m”;m;)s:cm“y fé.?'.fi'yd'}.’,mflfi 1:::]\;;1'1 this by gazing | #e iR (hovans| : AT B v it Jingle-Ja s are . officials in Old Lyme, the spick and . : y Where th.Py conalstenly h"“ .d L _"}'f‘" | who did not leave their homes saw ' in the ncwspaper offices. .And they scem to be the rage, spen village noar the “":"FI‘:"M a”\]re those of the geatler 6ex, do not care| - A son mude his first Fourth .of er remarks at 'th floor, Making | aveprything except the low “set pieces” A But the jingle in my pgcket * Conneetiout river, Tt 1 an: actual hame to walk "ong distances from parking | July appearance at the home of Mr. ! themselves obnoxious and unfortun- | o0 got their fill of noise from the \ Beats the one upon the page. |pening and enly too well do certain :gmsntf:n"ft;“t'llmr yrelu:!nfi anlrl as a’land Mrs. George C, Kumm on Ken- ately fnjuring the ‘cause of the Most| isehargos in the air. These enjoyed [ —Nancy B. Erickson. | New Britain automobile drivers know ) flnl’xnt%lxfivl ztnfi:i\:s;;:gg :;o(x;i Hllllkfm; :\\.;\r;‘u!e yesm-dniu( N i 7ot ) 3 o) | Phia il S g E 2 e 2 e *red nkle was . a visitor in New 2 popular candidate for the nomination |y noarly as much as those who were 5 e o of it. The village judge has a keen |, .0 qown town department houses, | York yesterday. i o Qo Smith 1 0688)’0(1”0"3 Dinner: Something to make a|appreciation of the value of ethics h k yesterday. Y . 8 3 |in th~ park, | L gpeech after, do a foxtrot after, or and in order to draw his conclusions e G —— _— The Public Amusements commission o TI‘ W t’l take a pill afte as to how the ends of justice should SENSATIONAL ADVICE is entitled to a large platter of credit | n e Weather : Tiaa : be met, does not depend upon cut and b i ; for the excellent arrangements and | When There's a Boy in the Family, |dried maps, with lincs and arrows y . The New York World, mouthpiece | AL ‘ 5 Jimmy's mother had sent him to the |scattered here and there to show how . FRANK CRANE S DAILY ED]TOR]AL endeavors to please Fore Southern New Jng- | country for the week-end. Getting his |this or or how that happened, fur- to Know size a claim that both MeAdoo and | " il ’“,‘(““ e A x",k ol temperature; gentle east winds. | in Jimmy's pajamas. believes it to he his duty o visit the Bmith ghould withdraw from heing | "Nt agreed that its members were | ™00 ione: A disturbance central | After he had arrived, Jimmy's host- |scene of the accident with the acctsed DR. FRANK CRANE: candidates at the Democratic conven. | the heroes of the hour. !'this morning over Seuth Carolina is said: “Well, you are just about the {mezn and there let them give their tes- y o $ion and ‘thus hreak the deadlock ! By putting on such an exhibition ‘cu‘nsim: cloudy and unsettied weather of my little girl. You can slm:p'(imnn,_v, The arguments are heard A cultured, truly educated person is not one who know as much as is in which the World frankly admits]citizens of New Britain are not com- | With local Sholvers, 0N Biho COANL|{A ongrof hetinightgowis. . flater in the cout room after which | the encyclopedia; he is one whose knowledge, great or, small, is in order, . 7 pelled to go elsewhere for Fourth of | [rom Florida to Maine, .\|\‘ulh4":! “I don’t want to sleep in any girl's the judge gives his decision perhaps Education is not amassing facts, it is | ag to classify them, threatens to kill the Democratic party. = disturbance central over Ontario is | pightgown,” insisted Jimmy, “I'll go | with asclearer conscience and with a The man with the most efficient educaiion is not the one who knows “If the Demockatic party is to live | JUly entertainment. ‘There 18 nothing | causing cloudy and showers weather | 1o hed ray first,” things; he is the one who knows whete to go to find out about them. it must defeat Mr. McAdoo,” the SUPf rior shown In Connecticut, and, Yin the Lake region. he tempera- «—A. L. Sanders. I am proud to state that I cannot bound West Virginta. 1 do not know World editorial begins, and then urges | 811 things being caual, citizefts will noy | tulp /contintes helow normal in — It's a cinch if he's much like other [ what selenium is, and T do not know the names of the bones of the human 4 b s spend monhcy to g0 clsewhere fof nearly all districts t of the Rocky | Take it From Us rls! | men, s body. Why should 1 mess my intellect up with this knowledge for which I the Smith adhcrents not to waver. But ; | Mountains. “Gather ye rosebuds while ye may”; | And the wedding starts his woes, have no use? such tactics are to continue only as Something they can obtain equally as Conditions favor for this vicinity It's the only time you'll get ‘em, The thought of the rosebud won't My fight is to keep books out of my library, te-kecp papers off my desk, ong a8 McAdoo is a candidate. After | ™ Il at home. As a matter of fact, the | unsettled weather with local showers | 1 4. wante to fling money away budge him then to keep new furniture from being brought into the hous:, and to keep from $teAdloo 1s compelled by party mana- | CXhibition was warth more to the city | 8 not much change In temperature. | = st the florists now, why let him, Like the thought how the budget “‘al'n_]tfh\vhat I cannot digest. 4 H b e in good will engendered than the cost R = - 7y fome s Sl EnS B SRNSHE I AR s b IS Sl PR o) Paris to Rome Express — ey —Mrs. Molly Anderson Haley. ;olr superfluity kills more people than poverty E duty 1& to “heal the wound in the oney expended, § 3 B T o W do not want to know how to operate a typewriter, build an automo- e 2 o _ e . o s The I N bile, speak Chinese, 3 e . party by accepting the withdrawal o | Wrecked, None Injured | atien omiaten by mewemapers of ||| Radio “is like hash — you never |by hn::prtd;{r :l:)‘r,;( ’;:ero:aner:yes ‘::ptri::::’:uzt:},repom gt e apigacid Gov. Smith. Their third duty is to ORIGINALITY Genoa, Ttaly, July 5 —The de luxe the country. Contributione fm;' { know what you are getting. ‘Why should 1? Tt takes all my time and energy to know the trade at choose a vigorous candidate who sur-| Somiething new under the sun was | train from Paris to Rome, collided (|| SAtes piovidine tey sre SREICL e which T make a living. mounts the bitterness of this strug- inated in Michigan City, Ind, |Y1th @ freight train near Voltri today merit, will be pald for at rates vary- This is the Popular Song for This 1 once made a silly remark to a professor of mathematics to the effect i e e e A Y r - with considerable dar to the roll- ||| g trom $1.00 to $10.00. Write on \\wk-elvfl. that I did not understand certain intricate calculations. He properly re- ) | 1Yol enterprising | ing stock. The passengers escaped ||| one side n‘rh.hz paper unly"l::fl ;;nd | Mother, may 1 go to thie beach? buked me by asking: “Why should you?¥ There is small fikelihood of the | city called 6% what was regarded as|injury except for a few who were | Better” aare of "‘,’.""}_,"_I:' ~<4 | _Yes, my charming daughtor. It is as good a plan not to learn more than you can use as it is not to AVorld's advice being followed. Gov.|an important pugilistic contest which |l ruised and otherwise slightly hurt. (|| will forw=el them.to New York. ||| But don’t forget your one-plece Suit [bite off more than you can chew. Bmith's supporters will hold the fort | had been scheduled to take place i | Willlam Marconi, inventor of wireless, (|| [SSCiepted mansperipth @il bet be | . Was never meant for water. e T Th e oy wher hiasD TR BEU LIRSt ) ka4 gu, Creoms |who waes a pastenger on the train, was | | (Copyright 1924, Reproduction the other hailf is to know what things are non-essential and let them alone, Forbidden.) Copyright, 1024, by The McClure Newspaper S;ndicate. “if it takes ali summer,” in the words 'the “sky blue arena” there on the ypinjured.