New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 26, 1924, Page 6

New Britain Herald PUBLISHING (! HERALD Tssued Daily At Herald Bldg COMPANTY Excepted Street, nday ) 67 Church SUBSCRIPTION RATE $2.00 & Year, $2.00 Three Mont Entered at the Post Office as Second Class Mall TELBPHONE CALLS Business Office Editorial Rooms The only profitable advert the City. Circulation room always open to adver Member of The Associated Press, The Assoclated P to the use for re-publication of all credited to it or not othe in this paper and also local lished herein, ess I8 exclusive Bureau of Circulation, a Member A The A. B. C which furnishes tisers with a strict circulation, Our « based upon this audit. tection against fraud tion figures to advertisers, national wspapers and er- a " of statistics are nsures pr aper dis- | tional and | ati T n both al The York Squar Grand Herald fs on daily iIn_New at Hotaling's Schultz Central, 42nd Stand nd. Times Entrance Street. COLE AND PREPAREDNESS The sabre-rattling address of Ad- jutant General George M. Cole in this city yesterday did not ald the cause of preparedness. His some churches for their squirm under the thumb of militarists, and for their refusal to substitute their views in place of the divine guidance of the Prince of Peace, was unjusti- fied and unwise, The kind of preparedness that the adjutant general favors appears to be attack upon refusal to militarism in its most subtle form— the kind of militarism that the world war is supposed to have been fought to eliminate. The impression gained from his re- marks is that he b¥lieves the world must go armed to the teeth, each na- tion under the specious plea of ultra- preparedness, with national suspiclons, hatred and war-making imperialism carefully nourished, His idea scems to be that war must follow war, each getting worse than any of its fo His mind, like the mentality of all professional mili- find the cause of war and uproot it, The erunne tarists, is not disposed to main Idea is more war, The influence of the side of international accord. They f they remain- ter the churches is on could not be otherwi to the fundamental of religious belief, ed true ) They point to the international houndary between Cana- dn United States and truth- fully of soldiors, warships and forts along the boundary has resulted more than They gather proof this that the same perpetual peace can e and the say that the absence in a century of peace. from won for all nations by adoption of the same means The tions. league of na the Washing- ~all conceptign of a the world disarmament court, ton conferenc nre anathema to professional militarists Buch ideals not only interfere with the possibility but tend eliminate this devastating pastime together, Another tion of land forces, air forces and curs talilment of poison gas is certain to be called In due time. The churches will be effective aids In the What preparedness, a Jen't it entirely relative? Too preparedness In one nation results in a similar affliction each is not Itself, but being what it is,” as the adjutant gen the of mere war, to conference for the reduc movement is yway much in other nations; only prepared to defend to aftack. “Human nature eral mays, urge 1o attack easily submerges the to resist The trouble tions has been too much preparedness. th urge in Europe for genera- world war broke out ¥ n Austria Before the were all well prepared to keep peace would ita had confidence indefensit oo 1 its militarists much in pared army huge 1 The others arme yrees, did n wore T and jetims & duty of ad 1) along wor methods It rosiet aggressi Haarma THE ol sy | During the 'l | fought [\u Jsiness,” was to be taken'seriously. | 14th street t regime, ‘when anti- trust suits were frequent and long- out, these rust-busting” ac- tivities finally palled upon busincss men, the claim being set forth that théy were unnecessary disturban wditions., he old 1 mostly business o suits dra alc rnment. During the Har ministration none of consequence started Attorney General Stone’s blast oil octopus unfortunately \gainst the earn in some quarters It the will iticism a campaign gesture will the eynical that suits come just at the beginning of a presi- dential campaign and may be a vote But 1 doubte expedient whether ( itehing I'resident rwlidge wou sanction such a procedure will be his admirer The been Coolidge administration termed by its critics as a big business administration. Of coursc, be mercly a cam- such a charge may subject The with 1 ndard Oil Co, and paign utterance, and may be to the usual mental discount charge certainly fails to jibe A sudden shift gain the ling branches of the St other petroleum concerns The ment are based partly upon agreem=nts charges made by the govern- regarding gasoline refining methous. The so-called patent under which this is done is more than 60 years old, and is anybody's property; but by agrec- ment, it is charged, the companies are rovalties to the paying huge for permission to use process, causing the public to pay an increased price for gasoline. Procedure against. the oil com- panies will be a popular move in cer- tain quarter: clally among & large proportion of the army of consumers, who belleve they are pay- The and the gasoline 10g too much for the product. general run of business men manufacturing interests, having much at stake and fearing the effect of every br that stability, may One cannot help expressing the be- lief that the suits would not have ma- had Harry M. Daugherty remained as head of the of They sterner stuff than the Ohio politician It witl the legal and blows against business not be overly pleased. terialized justice give an inkling of was eapable require quintessence of ability energy for the government to drive these suits 1o a successful conclusion nd it requires no vivid dmagination to realize that Stone is a much bhetter tool for the job than Daugherty could have heen of the au- tomobile, A government that he as one of its ohjects the reduction of the @ gub- Considering the wide use suit T price of gasoline becomes ject of pergonsl interest to millions of n view of this it is inter- that persons o esting to none of the New ning papers today comment d York me od upon the suit. They ¥ need more to think it over time CUMMINGS sate represented at the ¥ Democratie ery convention is surfeited with pride. The folks back home are led be are to jeve that their delegations being intermittently consulted by the party leaders and that everything lepends on the atti taken by the delegatior The tional it importance a samall state an convention is relatively with combinations wit effective is tle; it s only other sta jelegations that tion any one candidate chieved, The of quately reflect ts their constitucnts sentiments are the sentiments other ooms and fiscorda platform n further o8 TAMMANY TR TAMY “trust” | department NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, ) juarters. The hastened the d and notori- 1l e ,,,,‘m‘ of Murphy, however, { disintegration of the no! ous conglomeration of politi ox- \ ploiters and today we find that 'I';mh‘ Democratic con- | I organization by the many, with a state vention being he near head- | iarters of the ¢ ap wed entirely moguls A Rtepublican p Ha his Kkeynote P, mpt 1o de- we have it; truth has been ot out of the bag rty Jorgan claims Senator Pat rrison “deceived” the nation in | speech. Of course, G. O, orators and party orzans never atte coive anybody. Candidates for the presidential | nomination as a rule give an astonish- ing exhibition of the man seeking the office, and not the more idealistic man- ner of the office seeking the nfan. The hot weather we have experi- cneed was atmospheric reaction from Madson Square Garden. The boycott against American lifted, Japan must be getting back to Japanese movies has heen we learn. norma No, it wasn’t static; it was politics The In Meriden is a modern “crying nee: hotel, tears, will provide the hostelry. we learn. tion, not In front of the Union League Club | in New York is an electric sign read- | ing, “Coolidge and Dawes. Absolute and unqualified loyalty to It the midst of Democratic incandescents. it 10 Democratie be ague Club, our coun- try." is a Itepublican highspot n Of course, will not be disloyal such vote the ticket, but action will distinctly disloyal 1 the Union Those who had been set to worry- now convineed it Their ing about the sun are | isn't going to smash for awhile, conclusions are based on the fact that it of heat, still seems able to produce plenty during a Holt commis- cool Milk Kept hot spell, Commissioner must be homas and food of the state dairy 1 keep it sion has ruled rmers must it degr will be rejected at pasteurizing plant ab or below, otherwise As usual, many farmers and dairymen were not prepared to meet the regula- the cold Like city they apparently expected tions after cold season, \gronomists, it 1o remalin cool all summer, ver felt so fnviting as it did It broke Rain ne yesterday the hot apell 1pox nobody knows how the effectively, but short or how long cool breezes may last, t ies" meeting “curious complex of the voter nothing American i& 80 effeetive, according to statesmen, to take equally curious political expedients. as voter in- R0 long as the 1 sists on being foole there will political fool experts, will atti- 1 prohibition N York wet politica stat q adopted be affects tude W con- ventior e to BUIVOYOrs M the But all the a t o 13 mre important statcs ti-proahibitic secm to get enforcement plank President Coolis ob, Preside citizen who de thing worse th w article te policem AS LIFE SAVERS Americans Work Hard When Fire Threatens Village MISS SMITH SHOWERED A\ I W &he =P Fun Cho MaxsoN HEN w s mea Thoug ense Wi meal 1t's b e're gl And ye ON 1 Wi 'LEXING MOMENTS Molly Anderson Haley) VISITIN DEPAY hat She Ought to Say it so much to have you here h for so short a stay, don’t walt another you come our way. s > @ 1t She Thought to Say it 0 much to have you here n some strain, we'll say, ad it's over for a year )u are on your way, WITH Ouzht THE RELATIVE G year a INING FRIENDS at She o Say | | wheeeee,” | While the We shall not soon forget this meal, | Wi We D. e icic So gra Wh shall was r Wal both enjoyed it yus through and through, nd we feel teful to you twe. at She Thought not forget this meal, hardly worth the trip, never touches veal to Say s00n And T detest prune whip. Hubby | ba | she 12 w nd by The First Quarrel —"Did you take me for a No, 1 took a4 woman can't for a hus- t help what gets!" The Be Minister ! things to he thankful for. | greatest Willie enc bu tro rey ni s0 easily identified since ugh | | elderberri yara Litt uble & tile tr tural efits of 1 “Willie, ibition - have many you ! What is the - bhibition, I've noney frgm dad for picking grapds, and dandelicns to lio set.” “ivian Schulz. speakin® o' Snakes Methuselah says: "1t ain't no tall identifyin’ a snake of the ibe, ‘cause he looks and acts But human snakes are not they ain't no | ar earned | law to compel em to ge down on their | stummicks and crawl, but it the you Lizard less'n the luw | as to make ‘om stick out their tongues | their clothes at the same He And vowed that That pin should ne'er depart, Y 1 migl (By word Just sc th ars R for a Lounge s amended so it mistake 'em nd rattle the buttons on time, The Frat Pin Reev Oppleman) his college frat pin | puthward from his heart, | from its resting place | | Wt passed still found him Yirm and standing pat Stll wearing his college frat pin In honor Oon A 8o 1 day ?\mlu resolve € voice coaxed the of his frat, hlue him took chase frat pin eyes confused FFrom its old abiding pl Theytre now in a little With * An bungalow the mat, Fastens Welcome™ frat pin? thes on baby In honor of his frat! 1 ol I 1 cer!” Shaw you ¥ i, Farmer gol 1I've be foyle too!"” "' wit ‘T'm goin’ ‘emands Her Share! 1 havé hard luck at Nonsense, Why 1 know sen winning right along!™ “Yos'—but my wife knows Edward M, Dreschnack, Diogenes, Jr, ‘Why Zeb, where I that there lantern?” courtin’," be ye hired man IFarmer THE JINGLY * OLYMPIG ATHLETES n whe 1 never carried no lan- | n 1 went a-courtin’® my gal. i Wt what you got.” Roselle 1. Kassel, . JANGLLE COUNTER of view; into. M. point looked Nathan Tevy . rier used 1o talk us to death; | ladies came in he can suve his breath Kissed A. L. Bruner, | I e his stenographer, Wwhe i1 with start in commeoreial m May Hall se\le ed a ha ind pigs, you call 1 who feeds t o a pie that is figs Thomas J. McKee. The Higher Fducation It limmie Jimmie, show the other slowly )= at a loss, boy in the with = wuickly tting (and then, The Jimmie ry A up VIA RADIO and Girls Become lived rkwk—of the tay—yoowarkarkk— Now the vere very The vt nd and-a— he it was dears, { ariver HURSDAY, JUNE 26, 1924. the—awkeerrrr. And there upon the— wawheeee—he found the beautiful young—awkak—guarded by a fairies and the—bzzzzzz. “The prince stopped and planted a kiss upon the lovely wheeaker—of the prince And they lived—brrrgerrrr —ever after. “Now, kiddickins, tomorrow night the bedtime story man will—wheeeak story ahout e little rabbit and noowak, Good—awk-—night— a the— 3 Paul 8. Powers. Selected “You're one in whispered low, pressed her ruby lips to a thousand,” she As she mine, . And 1 dreamed of herclove and a bungalow, In a land of perpetual summer time. | .« o Next evening'l saw, as I passed her door, Two forms merged close in the fade ing light, same sweet night before Came forth—and I told me right. 4 words of the knew she had Cecil Taylor, The First Year is the Hardest ‘George, dearest, when we veach our destination let us try to| avoid giving the impression that we newlyweds." “All right, darling, you | this suitcase.” | —Hildred Black. can ear What with bank robbers and incoms | taxcs, the only way to keep yout money nowadays is to spend it. ight 1 Reproduction forbidden). (Copy Facts and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Wife: band: A broadcasting station. Hus- receiving set, A for all the coal trucks you see backed up to people’s houses. These folks have made up their minds that they are going to profit by the present lower prices for cleaner and better coal— and they are being fore- handed, that’s all. You can just as well be forehanded, too. A phone call to us will settle that matter—quick. Yes, Ethel, U. 8, L, T. A. means “U Should Let Typewriters Alone." Eve had one advantage. She didn't have to puzzle her brain over which man to marry. The situation is gradually ing. Fewer people now say mean maybe." improv- “I don't A friend of ours complains that the mortality rate among his rich relatives is alarmingly low. All wives occasionally laugh at their | husbands, with the possible exception the humorist's wife, { | better time than had been expected. | Big problem for traveling men: Whether to carry one grip in *h hand and be moderately tired in both | or to carry both grips in one ind bevextremely tired in only arm arms hand one this the thought: Wars on forever because last forever, Cheerful earth won't earth itself 1ast won't ¥ le: Once upon a time there was | a wife who thought her hugband was recelving enough pay for his work, Anéther one of those things I(vw‘ lies the body of Ephraim Ditt, He| smoked a pipe and didn't spit. | On lodge night friend husband tells replied the |friend wite he's going to the lodge But what does he tell the lodge? be it's in this world | made to seem what possible Lverything disguiged and with the castor oll, not, the knows Poem applicable to average He thinks he Kow 1o run a truck, but he only knows how to run amuck. A has no talent for music know how to make good Daunghter but she doesn’t cither, may stenographer. spell 50 she 8 a your husband Plant a row of him dig them up to make garden let work in the a golf balls and with & niblick. Drive till yon and romds it isiPt fleas it's flies the traffic the point where 1 gt reach jam you the beyond rotten iddier " rh The difference ween 2 and violinist is that an P fiddler's name withont tongue, Jeft the modern And erooking besetting what? you ¢ not in your the elbow is Crooking sin At hority besetting of goifer, pion the yid-fashioned golfer “Her fo the , mam- your rect this sentence t you sent me 4. And her th sonny groceri YAGHT MEMORY FIRST 10 REACH BERMUDA Hathor 1s Sccomd Across Line and tame and Fiying Clond Come In Later. Bermuda H Me ned by com- wi first of tie London-Bermuda the T finished $-foot o n was Lhe .r New yacht race 10 cross ¥ T Memory ar < hicl ory, the N. Bavier titors in the finish ¢ H The Fame finished o'clock at exception of | ¥ Berlin Yurd Berlin_ station 675+ Yar o Main Office 24 Dwight Court, Tel. 2708, Tel, 3266, CONTENTS COPYMGHTED $H5L889889289808898880,088 %25 Years Ago Today ;’“mm"fi TPPPPPIVRIY Arthur W, Upson of Berlin, a stus dent in the office of I, L. Hungers ford, has applied for admission to the Adna Johnson was pitched from his wheel in the Stanley Quarter yesters lay afternoon and fractured his col- He is a nephew. of Chief He walked into town and injuries attended to by Dr. o'clock and the Flying Cloud erossed arly today. The Memory was the class to cross the finish year, % rting in practically no countered heav. days, but later fair breczes and fer weather enabled them to her last first in line (Taken (rom the br: present race with ceze, the yachts en- | fog for the first two bet. make Two other yachts were the distance this morning. sighted in Fourteen yachts started in the race lar-bone. a from New London, Conn., to Bermuda last Saturday. Owing to the light- ness of the breeze most of the com- petitors drifted across (he starting line, Johnson 1ad his Lunnell, Mason' has been in town I days and has had confers ences with several members of (he committee appointed to secure a principal for the high Mason is a ldate that Mr, will the board Noarly § far by the the Yourth Internal Hartford past from 1he Herbert Yale new school. Mr, It is probable e d by Mason ele Observations On The Weather 26, 1'orecast 0 of been sollected committee of July Revenue i charge bration Ofticer Squires of has been in town the days making collections saloonkeepers . Pe is preparing e University in the fall PRAISES SUNDAY MOVIES Park, N, J,, June 28.—8un day motion pictures are “a moral as- set 1o any community,” Mayer Brei- denbach, of Newark, told delegates to the convention of the New Jeresy motion picture owners hege He declared yesterday thera would be erime in if theaters were allowed main open Sunday thus affording diversion te those whe sock 1 Repeal of nrged before Hetriek of Washington, June for stern New York: Fair tonight Iriday, little change in tem ture; gentle to moderatn variahle winds, For South tonight and Friday; little temperature; moderate winds becoming variable Conditions: The area of sure over the eastern distric terd caused severs local showers in the afternoo leasant weather prev ing in all sections Mississippl. The temperature tinnes slightly above normal entral distict soveral enter ity 1 New 1 change northwe air n 1 gk A nry low pres yes thund and evening ils this mer: of the eant 1o cities 10 r on i and castern now ereation the the Asbury in other ways blun® | gates ark. i nights cinity but Conditighs favor for t was fair weather with warm during the day cool de by Mayor DR. FRANK CRANE’S DAILY EDITORIAL The Rules of the Game of Love By’ DR. FRANK CRANE e 1id Rules of Game, in the had its rules as wel 1 which metime blished an ar 1 part of atter 1 referred to and it also thing else been love, All is fair in A city clerk, J which issues ahout thirty-f out a little pamphlet which He has a list of Dont's At Here the & vour a8 over 1 game receipt of many letters asking tor the rules of the ich emphasized the point that there are no rules; and War!" have me in some of 1 Michael nat y cense Burean ar, has gotten wead of the Marriage 1 ay Cruise, thouzay ers this qv Wives and an ist of Don‘ts for licenzes 1 marriage tion for me of follows for Don'ts His equivalent list for ushand a Don't “Don’t Ie gossip about y ar i the “Don’t trump hubhy's ace “Don‘t make catty remarks “Don’t get millinery mania or “on‘t get peeved If he shows he likes a prefty face In yo Por s he howse gt untidy fronble hridge game o snores, Be sympathetie 1 clothes complex “Dron‘t neighbors’ in a , ‘ ik prosence Is with you. t cabaret un at your 1 ner. t enconrag grouch if he Don‘ts for hus a tightw a killjoy till £h “Don't take boarders, at her dog s one “Don‘t think she's a dumblye Treat her works as hard as you do—and “Don’t make a fuss over other “Don‘t treat her rough s may n't love her 1 yourself mo may be them may Perhaps they I'he simple i 18 you 1 atives to park o . “Dont The “Don‘t be “Don‘t be “Don't w e is late for dir wds are follows “Don’t sucer if “Don’t forget she women unless she is fool you s Thes e o lews and those who find are wou d as @ that is sufficient 1 be done by st eharity that most womar: 1 might not « as Ny nne Wiy for it for anything It is people want. T js to he treated netice nd honestly t repecially evers wants eannot do this and put onursel great enemy of of oth w unless we aceustom ourselves to take another's point The o1 T cping 1 another's p jove Is egotiam: thinki ch of ourselves and itile Aiffic e themse - e aceustom on ink o v i8 " e rules of love; t HiTicultie s are in will sl Copyright, 1224, by The McCiure Newspaper Syndicate.