New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 18, 1924, Page 6

6 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18, 1924. 5% | Lakoltette ominate for New Britain Herald .00 0 0 balance of power. HERALD PUBLISHING | e s KEite A'h‘f'i"[lfll axy .LV"‘ g et, B couve is stey e the national arcna LaFollette for t y and the Wisconsin senator con- lisr then Imitt 2 1t Lak ses to nit his me 1 as the i e e o is party L0 will b irtua harmless. as it is Member of The Associated Pr vhether another vo tting The Associnted s ex . 1| candidate could nd at least none AT IR e forize S et Iy eqt the Wisconsin in this paper a s lished herein Member Audit Bureau of Cireulation. | social overturn s ey e e e 4 B ton | can éonstitution to aid them in gain ir ends. Their ot to pro- t themselves into the campaign 8o ¥ as to bring about a plunge of the presidential election into the presentatives through The t t giras. 3 of a majori any party in Bquare oge of the inevitable Grand Ce . rmo! A new movement b »on the Interests of the wealth- MARCUS WHITE producing element” would be formed, It is not difficult to appreciate it is naively de 1 emotions of Principal Marcus White All of which sounds well to a radi- &3 he spoke yesterday to the last cal mind, but where does it get the class to be graduated from the old country? Where will business, trade State Normal school which has sat and industry get off while this on the eastern slope of Walnut Hill park for many years and greeted the rising sun. For three decades Mr. ‘White has acted as the shepherd of the flocks which have come to At green, Inviting pasture of knowledge to gain strength and inspiration they might follow in the footsteps of their shepherd by training the minds of little boys and girls and young men and women, For thirty years lie has stood watch and with patience and kindness has encouraged and cheered those who would scale the heights with “Exceisior” emblazoned on their banners, The mission of the venerable build- Ing has been fulfilled. The echo of the last departing footstep has pas: off into {llimitable apace. The classic hall are silent but the romance of human ambition still clings and will melange of political aerimony is being worked out? Are the people who own savings banks accounts, life insuragce and paying for their homes on mortgages going to sit idly policies are hy while discontented, disgruntled and 50 | desperate politieal elaqueurs from the northwest throw the nation into po. litieal turmoil? The farmer-labor threat like the Roosevelt progressive party move- is not ment; it is more subt Roosevelt suc- republican party and making it ridiculously easy for W to win, But the farmer- labor party does not want to wreck one party, but both; and its chief ceeded in wrecking th on aim this election is to gorce the choice the of a president through of the house of representatives, which balloting the farmer-laborites, insurgent-repub- lieans and democrats again expect to live, Until the present generation control. Conlidge, for instance, might draws it last breath, the structure will obtain the popular vote, but lacking be known as the “Old Normal school.” a majodity in the electoral college, it For thirty years Mr. White has la- | is within the realmas of possibility that bored in New Britain and the city s some other would be chosen president better oft for having had him here. if the coalition can have its way, He has consclentiously discharged the A rcondition of uncertainty and a heavy responsibilities placed upon his | virtual upheaval would prev The shoulders by a trusting eitizenry, As husiness and industrial life of the na | the finger of Time moves across the tion would be adversely affected, dial of Infinity, man must also move, —— S —— must progress. So it is that when the COLORING CANDIDATES next term of normal classes opens, it : i A candidate wsecking office must will find the young women students S 41 ‘ p . possess some characteristics that arc ised in a magnificent structure | nag Nt structure 1n | 4 sinctive, which enabie correspam. keeping with the profession to which . . ents to call him “colorful” 1 at first they have besn called. A benefigent it appears that the éandidate lacks the state has placed it at thetr disposal variegated hues of the pa it is the duty of the streak in his makeup that will lend nter's palette Yet we venture to say that, so far as of nature's rainbow. character, integrity and earnestness they will Burpass those who have gone before them, products of the “Old Normal school” of which Marcus White has been the guiding spirit and gentus As an Institution the newspaper hoys to locate are concerned, not itsalf to popular exploitation. Teddy A color. Just gs it is foolish to attempt to paint the iy, so it was a sign of Roosevelt was bear for 18 the lengthened mental hebetude to Wse the paint shadow of a man, =0 i8 it possible for . brish on the Rough Rider. Teddy an individual to place the stamp of acted and talked like & real Ameriean hia personality upon a community. T the kind one finds In barber #Rops And Mareus White has been uncon Pullman smokers, elubs and at the sciously placing the stamp of his f apiri At the end 8 a journey ¥ piring personality on this communits . . P would shake hands with the engineer known as Conneeticut and make that gentieman feel that he owned the railroad. When he read FARMER-LABOR THREA a book he told the world what he The convention of the farmer-labor thought about the author, as was the party in 8t. Paul, Minn, opens with | case in the famous “nature faker” vote-catching words by William controversy. And when he wrote a Mahoney, temporary chairman. Mis book himself he ladled out his oily declarations are mostly bun- thoughts with the vigor of a black- eombe about upsetting our social | smith pounding t ot i Btructura, an as to enable the class for re haven't heen ANy ke him which his p professes to function #inee that day. Hurtling to the present 1o take ov The farmer. galled an em tnated Chairman some were eligihie to atter i1 would # the reins of goverment. we re and Dawes, ahot been ( has party hy mo-called ecomm st into office his inbo 7 eharacteris not exeerd ten vote " nlt the mew pres of the dad’s f a arm optimism, however, proved W for a panted ehnnee tor put for was v rman § totepha Charies 1. 1 o wolecte M P Pt e and then the colored Just The fehingly Bection of our land. En .r o . the popn Yowed the rair . pre P #nd Aespite ' ey Only a few venre ' .y fesented in cong 1 Gives thers, in conjunction wi o nta ills time he a pipeful of tobacco and makes a com- pensating remark, it wi chronicled, him to the publ 1 to be interested in 2 man unl is bizarre, a is to dramatize which is not s ss From the standpoint of coloring the ‘u)v":x,vra. it looks at this writing as if Dawes will monopolize it on the re- For the first time in American campaign history the vice- andidate publican tick will have nish the garish glow to make up r the dark gloom of the presidential candidate, Other candidates for office also are subject to the coloring process. Some- 8 4 poor candidate or office-holder has the most color, while a good one Take Benator Magnus John- son of Minnesota, for instance. When the capitol he got the front pages with nothing but a color- tim A ks it he reached ful personality to justify it. His broken English when he was quoted with glee, and sented to take part in a cow-milking conte t nothing but pic- ! tures of him and the cow would ap- Yet while Magnus took care pease the voracious public. in the senate, shout voted whi ship. Perhaps a not He LaFolette wanted to impressive homiletics “the way h was the sum of his statesman- he him nother attempt will made to color up Coolidge and of started on- the wave prismatic popularit ut we doubt it. He simpi doesn’'t believe in wasting pigments. THODE ISLAND'S INFERNO The Rhode Isian staged a wild party. Among others at- tracted to the scene were the sheriff, legislature of his r himself, Iy had given ernc fina who rising to the occasion, restored order after women 1 under foot were aid treatment, M effort wasted to govern Rhode Island; been first muscular tramp h as wheen at the same time there has heen an effort to [ practice economy in mental effort. We can give the the nelghboring state a fillet of advice which of course we don't expect they frenzied politicians of will follow, as it would he too revo- lutionary. The advice is to use less muscle and more brain TWO-THIRDS RULE Tivery four years, when the hosts of democracy foregather to meet in more or less solemn and dignified conclave 1o choose a candid dent, over te to run for presi- somebody the starts an argument two-thirds rule, This year the sponsors of McAdoo are endeavoring to upset the rule. Mr. | McAdoo comes to the convention with 1098 pledged delegates, enough to win if it were not for the fact that the winning ecandidate must have thirds of the votes in the hody. M Adoo's sponsors would prefer to have the rule 80 that a majority is in McAdoo would nomination on ehanged would nominate, as the case republican conventions | then be assured of the the first ballot It issdoubtful if the democratic con- vention will listen to the pleas of McAdno and his friends, The two- thirds rule has been in vogue ever since democrats discussed the tariff and bellowed at the special interests, Thed thought It was the right method at the time it was adopted, and changing it now would tend to indicate that they were Wrong in ever ade it; and no good democrat ever believes he has heen wrong. The two-thirds rule usually pro longs democratic tiona and makes it difficult. to bring about a nomination; but so far the party has always ultimately succeeded in effect- ing a nomination, so this criticism will recaive short shrift At the Baltimore cc Champ Clark would ha hee 1 had it not been for the two-t Had Clark been elected firesident stead of Wilson it is probable that the entire history of the world wonld e heen changed. some holding that would have adopted K¢ srnmental policics as 1o have made it unlikely for this nation to enter the nerely supposit Devout demoera their memories hark back to two thirds rule is a divine jnstit "o bet that it will st FEAGLES SEE THE POINT The Faglee, the well known frat arganization ] e keen ¢ y T " ways see a good % 1t ie for this ' the order v t of $1 The Eagles reail hat s gHing 1o be n . a and gladr TASTATE cOoF 1INED. e formn ? VT " effen was ar = “nng L ¥ n . ¥ d throogh a London subway y ! Ashf alrmman ¢ e uh a was in ted to We the child's godiather, deputies, and the police. The gov- | | i | | | | t s Che /\d Fun Cho Maxson FoxraLL JuDELL THL RADIO BUG A radio bug is Sophronia Hu When the air jazz cgmme n up comes the rug; She’ll dance ! the time tk 's a wave i ether And shake to its bottom the ling hie th her. i She has cked all the plaster and out the floors, She has loosened the rafters and wrecked all the doors. The sheiks all avoid her, a-tremble with She has killed off dance partr fear, 2rs from far and from near. The girl's not exactly a delicate wren; She raises the beam at two hundred and ten! She says that she dances to make her- self thinner But keeps getting tter and fatter, the sinner! Her neighbors all wait, as a most wel- To see the whole building cave in and so kill ‘er! 0 The Old Question ewlywed:—"If you were d which would you raise—boys Iwed:—"Boy cigarcttes My my MAXY A PEACH HAS A STONY HEART. NGLE-JANGLES tingle fove is & marriage a tangle, The first iz a jingle, the latter a jangle, 1. M. Ingham .. Last summer 1 went away 1o the sea; Now 1 have water on the knee ~Mildred Roth, From Our Child s Garden of Curses Reccutly a widower with a young daughter, Mary, married a widow with a little girl, Rache!, age three, After they were married, the man took little Rachel on his knee, and tried to explain matters to he how they would all live together; how his little girl Mary would call chel's mother “mamma” and she, Rachel, nust now call him “papa;” how her mamma was now his wife, and, ae- cordingly, Mary and Rachel were sisters Little Rachel listencd attentively, and when he got through explaining, sat very quiet for several minutes. Then she ed, sertously: “"How did you folks get thigs mixed up x0?" =~Meta L. Zimmerman, HUNTING SALAMANDERS WITH DILTRAPROCK “1 see that the voleano of Popocatas petl is ing its annual eruption.” snid my good friend Dr, Traprock, ¥, R. 8 8 E U "“That is a sign of the eternal youth of Mother Earth; she is apt 1o 1 1t with something of the #ott at this time of year. “It reminds me of the time I went fown into the crater of Sassifotu hunt- ing for salamanders, which as you know, in the lava-beds of vol- canoes I'he trip down into the cratet was a thriller, It was like going to Hades v 1¥ing. Probably Dante 11 re the only men who have ever done it. 1 1 two especially thrained fire- th me gpecial equipment I by mys an estos suit sk, wmbrella and fire-screen, pr s for wading in he molten lava At the end of the second day 1 tiful, bright red specimen about ten inches long. 1 took his temperature, which registered 362 Fahrenheit, But 1 had reckened without nature I hay oo t my presence and that the fire-dogs was like a t the throat to the mountain but ny rate she su nly erupted with such violence t I, accompanied by forty tons of ase d debris, was rled mites in the air. Only the & a parachute saved m 1 landed in the center of i-N My own temperatire vigh that T instan inflated like a ¥ y dropped in hpt grease, and a c vind from the south west waft And a curious thing ened the salamanders; being ] they can in contact vith the ealder air at the zenith of our flight they ppeared in the form of But believe me, 1 never came " possessing a real sadamander Sure Was! . 4 lady examining nt eler Buck ngthing A r W. Griflin B — | ) f 4 they are or E posses sl % fro $10.00. Writs o " 10 v | [———s.——— ———— | asked: me t t and Found Department, of the poem I | | FANNY OM Mumbles | “Mm— Just what's —ec THE PHONE (By Richard Butler Glaenzer), Fanny on the phone Is a got-you-guess g girl | Never lets on to whom she's speak- fng— | Might be the ice man, might be an | ear . like a kiddy with an ice cream cone; ol * v *Mm—yes?" Gee, but it’s tame | To listen to her listening to What's- | his-name! Yesses ike a Tut-eyed trick-d caking y can tell in a gu 5 behind her mechanical tone 52 8 ¢ o her game? Fannie on the phone isa Tut-mouthed dame! Reader's Privileges As you Th We have been aske un have Sho notic aind Found Departme Wild Willies and other features appear regularly in d if you can offer suggestion to us with a view to having them tak features, Concret giv We immediately turned this to our Lost e n up Iy: o an yc an by ne u, the hu in lire, on Found writers of mor in yo the write us wa ur Bu ov S very soon the answer will appear. Therefore, sa L rur | it's good. When | everything, of ) anything yo e r heart Sayings of Little Methuselah money isn't his a fellow just try News Item cused of pondents, A vs . . mi jonaire these der wrote in and ay, Lost er nd Go Ahead; We'll desires—if is ac- ing a select list of chorus- worth her weight Our Own Lost | ing | to borrow some | ~—Nat N, Dorfman. | . e Many a wife is in scold. Definition Son:——"Dad, what Father:—"An affinity, woman who w not your dinne If You Have Tears, is an aflinity hoy my Harry Engel. Prepare 1o Shed Them Now Desperately she faced the three of them, a knife clutched close to her bosom Her breath gome inm sobs, and tears were in her ey for the wrong done her, It was a skin game, that's what it was, and she vowed she would never, never—peal another onion —I. G. Xeogh She was an expert in preserves there was none any better. She won a breach of promise case by preserving v (Copyright lette 1924, forbidden). Reproduction Qbservations On The Weather Was! gn thu nig 0 ¥ Par probably pree ithe nd ht; eooler; ‘ore ftly New ington, June 18 Englan 1"ore d cast f r showers this afternoon or t ind ast clo ler Is for 1y “l tonight; moderate Kast tonight ed m by e and hurs northwest New weal lay 8 Yor fair nd ‘hursday; thunder shokers in extreme south portion this afternoon nig mo [ pro al in & Ate New th sy oudy w middle local Englan I has unset gh&.&.‘lbb@hb.&‘h.fll«bbh“h‘;hl . 325 Vears Ago Today or north tonight theast and an porti not Haven and vicinity after showers; Atiantic states this morning resulting Kansas i has caused northern ler re not fitio od changed ghow « ath Thursday cn ving io. mate for hureday owed | and t i N rially oler wind 1 tonie air a over t orth in 1 ir & Taken from llerald of that date ;"'"'m'""'""""t bar ning art by Erw warming atter n mold “ton ibert 1ed New n, 1 trea e s quit r requ factory by a B Vega surer emp! test | grant to ¢t at Bros. of Beck hn Anderso erary foyed k ed. T this mornine. Vieke rates ered and sen off to 1\ Thursday Ie. nt howers at a few places ih New - > . . 4 - yd Fran 1l cook your goose hul| maciines fiying | JERE it is June— and there’s many a coal bin here- about that ought to be full by every rule of reason. D e P v If you expect to live where you are until next spring, yvou’ll need coal to keep you warm. AT IRES * o R s Y And by .getting it now you’ll pay less for better coal. How can you possibly gain anything by waiting? Phone us—and see what satisfaction full coal bins can bring you. The Citizens Coal Co. Uptown Office 104 Arch Tel. 32 Berlin Yara opp. Berlin_ st Tel. 2635-5. Yard and Main Office 24 Dwight Conrt. Tel. 2% ion # cosvmanTin didn't mean the censors, |o1d days “suggestive® something that got by Facts and Fancies . BY ROBERT QUILLEN Nature is wige, In arranging mortal's _—— hinges she knew he would have little N e sultals naughty | OCcAsion to pat himselt on the’ back if it contains something that looks 5 absurad Some men think they are good to their wives when they bring home a package of ¢ R gum, Life i8 all habit, and even the hens | pecked husband gets lonesoine when | N6 wife 8 away. | 1t isn’t always true, but usually the o canary pinch hits in & home the stork Two things, at | thieves wil | 10 Deglected. not steal: your character and the an- | B car you have insured, ARG ROt APPOF CIEME WittNAS JOU 2o ean pick up a toy dog and tell which 81111, we have yet to hearof a hus. (8 the dog and which the flea band who heiped with the dishes and | was shot by his wife, The old-time painter, wiping his e— - ands on his blouse, little knew that Fable: After winning the Leauty he was creating a futurist masteipiece eontest she was a great help to her - mother about th The man who thinks there 18 - - nothing worse than a ateh dialect dke hasn't tasted the Scotch smuggied in Oratory began to deel (hout the time baldn took away the raven locks that once were tossed so belliger. ently, Correct t “I had plan. There 18 no escapes At 16, spring .4 4 | said the wite, ¢ s love to affliet him; at 60, It | ., ve'll go 10 church if you insist,” makes his rheumatism worse fadls ‘_T_ That whea aliene Town Is Moved . + s we do they think they Partd, Tex The entire town of ¢ el 1teno, Tes siness houses and all— ek as been moved a distance of a half You cant tell just by looking at & |Mile 10 & heavily trafficked concrate : cther he will be & coflg an | Digliway, Only a swimming poo hae marathon dancer. DRI ALY Ly ivir yne, but they ng when they make up. > The purest hutier, sngar and cream make this find the doc It you van't cen painted recently Language changes siowly DR. FRANK CRANE’S DAILY EDITORIAL Afraid to Do Too Much By DR. FRANK CRANE d to doMon much a g i at 18 ¢ 1 erage 3 1 want than he was paid for he would be an exceptional na It is the exceptional man who is in demand A Itisar human conduet, as well as a test of entry into life, what ever tha way that leadeth to destruction and n v there be that 1t is easy enough te do what is expected of us, but it is difficult to find the on whe will do it people soldier on the job. “Creation’s ery gocs up om age 1o cheated age Give us the men who do the work For whieh they get the wage.” The demand 18 not for unveual men, for geniuses, nor far men of extra ordinarg ability. The demand s simply for men who will do what they are T for doing and the demanl exceeds the supply. Whoever will make it & ruls to do 1 a little more than he is ¢ cted 1o do is on the sure way 1o success simply to “get by,” or do as little as possiple, is on Whoever makes it a rale the way to mediocrity. 1 know a great many emy tiy b 1 by 1k 1 do not know any whe is not 1 know of a greal Iabor of finding good aifit help ATas: laberers, But 1 de not of any onc, who I8 satisfied and happs who is not doing all he ear 1 do not know of any one who is dis i a maker of trouble who is not deoing as little a8 he can wems to be the universal panacea. It not only smooths things o . emplovers and employes, but it helps things between employes is difficult 1o restrain the inferiority complex and it is as difficult to rost he saperiority comy There ate laborers who are angry Wi . ccatne h Les more money. And there are hosses that are Angry with the laborers becanse they make so much is a simple and sure test for this matter. 11 is the test of honesty its e any man, be ke hoss or laborer, doing § unt a8 he should do NP 1n that ¢ he & worth the price he g5s and more Copsright 1924 be The McClure Newspaper Syodicaie ;.