New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 11, 1924, Page 6

6 New Britain HERALD PUR COMPANY tskued Daily Herald Bldg.. SUBSCRIPT $500 a VYear, [ 22 ISHING (Sunda 67 Clhuich Stieet, At 10N RATL 00 Thiee M o Post Office at 1d Class Malil Entered at as Matter. TELEPHONE CAl ial Rooms able advert s culation & open 1o adver The onls the ¢ room profit always tisers The Assoc Press ted Press Member of tod The Assoria to tie use re-publication « credited to 1t not otherwise tn this paper also lished herein of imal organizatic Member Audit Circulation The rictly honest circulation This statistics are insures pro- . Our v his audit tection against fiaud tribution figures to local adtertisers. both matio New Times News The Herald York at Hotaling's Square; Schultz Grand Central, 4 Los Angeles, Ca n KEYNOTE Politics mixture folderol and and the makes a keynote spec CHATTER is a of fancy, act man who ch at a political eonvention is a victim circum- stances. Repre Theodore of Ohio, who officiated as the at the Coolidge convention land, took care not teelinge, gspecially the sensibilities of entative Burton keynoter in Cleve- to hurt anyone's hard boiled, old guard republicans, He spoke for all the world like a man enunciating eulogy, in which it or exaggerate the an obituary is customary to good deceased and forget the Mr. Burton has the being a liberal-minded slve man—at up point. He Hoesn't jump the traces of emphasize traits of the remainder, reputation of and progros- least, to a cer party regularity like a wicked in- surgent, but once appears certain nobody will be ed he When he arose before multitude occasion in a while, when it harme- 1. assembled the restraint, thereby, thinks for himsc the in Cleveland, however, required much Consequently he confined his hour and & half discourse hokum, discuss what of attention. With “Uncle Joe ator Henry at convention was slightly different to regulation political the didn't leaving to temocrats 1o he think worthy M Chauncey Depew and Cannon and Sone Cabot Lodge not sitting the steering wheel, the Cleveland than some of its predecessors, Resalcitrant republican congressmen, who voted on measurcs as they thought the folks do dicta back home wanted them to in stend of following White House tation, needed some officlal castigation, % when Burton called for the party to “stand united,” small wonder that and nent 1aFolietts the this startling original state got a big hand and his 28 sitting shown cxactly where How 1t few honorable ter the I served that the diatribe regarding hal to get off delegates in were o old fecls on sucl guard fasues as mentioned by the k applause yin was indicated by will have been oh enforcement staunch The Conne didn’t « from Jhorde Al first 1 force got & reception tieut delegates probably p very loudlyis ditto those Island and Massachusetts ate republicans like n- The law ment, in theory Coolidg cor bootleggers to under $tand that vention gave he party i agninst them Sentiment on conservation w marked, 1 statement d b ndous shou treme Ford ing must w M s ain 4 A A g =7 it the League of Nations. ! Herald| e v s foreign | neellation of e ) in ravor not in favor of ¢ 1 that the tax- | It might b e« ebts paid, John Bull parently only debtor ve- mbering # loans Mellon got.a huge ovation retary onvention’s way of pan failing adopt his tux reductions MITLERAND GIVES U1 malaise Wffected v politica resulting Premicr 1 President M rand staging a ical op- to with no discussion not in conformity with f th gavernment ntiment country, Presi- Millerand told in cffect by neh chamber when voted zuinst the cabinet of I'rederick Ifran- recently formed und \egis of the president. flerand tenaciously ung to an pretation of the French con- president was not to off stitution that the 1d a his of within ted yie nure stimpul term, but as this clause had never been in effect, the claim spparently did not fit well with French politicians and public memory French upsets of nte came about through the Poin- looked nder the tumbling in value of the franc. care’s pplicies and promises well until the franc bent readily listen to politi- and they strain. People cal but promiscs appear convinced: when begin to lose money change Irench imagining descending in they their 18, The d dollar situation can be visu- aliz by our American value from par in me, The party the bia Americans to around ten cents, power naturally would get and even the 100 per cent Riways too busy vote or who are take an interest In politics, wopld sud- denly hecome hectie fault-finders and shouters for reform. ¥rench in also in power in The immediate result of the that moderates are turnover Mod England. Th veparations has won in Germany and After flve years of political turmoil, or since the down o is rates are Dawes plan for settling wer will be put to work in due time, the close of the war, Kurope for first time {8 wetually settling normal living. TRAFFIC COOPERATION Wh new traffic lations are put into foree a certain consistently rever and whenever veg of disagreement This has been the experience Amount follows. New was imposed at traftic is an in Rritain r since one-way traffic the center, Distuption of habits, even when the aim sought tmprove- ment in speed of vehicles, convenience of drivers and minimizing chances of result Herald f citizens accident, naturally has some adverse comment, The believes the majority o see new regulations and that he value in the con« of they will insist that they finued after a reasonablé period experimentation. is past, Opposition of somo merchants, who believe the onc.way regulations are their husiness not 1o he The titled to a fair hearing, and the Her- pstablished injuring is overlooked merchants are en- with its sides to ald, in conformity policy of giving both every opportunity to be dodge pu question an heard their is not inclined to claims From appears (his to a merchandizing standpoint there be said: Docs to 4 #o rosist- automobile-riding public the lanes of least irrespection of goods and prices; instances the after most is thought best or doea this public in g0 to stores where it the sought st value or is obts cosity er in order 1ould not autoist 1ed thinks h the effort. Manifest- underguing a traffic ! The soli-tiiters were told NEW BRITAI upheaval of the first magnitude— about as scrious on a large scule as the at the center here are on The needs changes + small scale Baltimore Sun! in discussing the for summary improvement and upholding the au DAILY HERALD, WEDN thorities in action that has been taken, | pointedly malkes the following This is hut traffic cities have reached marks a step in t) improvement of ail of congestion that all but defy which in large 4 stag without expenditures too New solution heavy to be borne, York is seri- ways in problems that con- ussing overhead traflic covering miles of streets, Chicago, order 1o meet the front it, is appalled at the outlay call- ed for. Detroit has just had a survey made that plans for super-highways covering a rritory 15 miles frof the center of the city, Boston is planning of cets to the widening two at an expense of expedite i ‘rom this it traflic stitute appegrs that the one- at the medicine way rules center con- very mild compared with what many cities, big and little, are forced to swallow, TALK ON THE TAR o platform framers in Cleveland acing a diffieult sector when they tariff. As is known among the politieal wiscacres, every- obtain direct and sub- stantial benefits from tariff legislation. and some- are tackle the well one expects to makes good In New Sometimes it it Iy provides the manna time doesn’t, England usu of pros- perity. The tariff, it distinetly a was stated ago, its vears is local issue, despite national application, Those sections of the countrst which don’t think they could benefit stift tarift usually oppose them; but the moment could prosper of by rates develop industries whieh helped and through the copious application they become strong the treatment, with the taviff during P. administration England, but Some (-x\lht'vnl the farme they be to survive tariff medicine, contenders for The trouble the has not present G. O, been in New throughout the west politiclans again fooled that the the tariff would increase later, emergency price of Fordney-MeCumber (ariff was inscrib- od on the books, the farmers heard wheat: and when the second chapter in the serial story imminent prosperity. distressing of common They could been told by some honest persons very effective in aid- with telling all about The lack have that the tariff ing industry that an farmers showed a sen: is threatened but loses its industry influx of goods; it value when an not, faced with competition of foreign goods in | the home market When prices dropped, president increased therates on wheat, wheat the but as the world price on wheat is based on the priee the president did wheat tariff mattered as much as an in Liverpool, what to the American Atom on a dog's nose Q. 0. when the When New Fnglanders that help their industrios they are relating what is widely regarded as truth; but when they tell the western farmers the same gtory it's manifestly’ an untruth The result: Radicalism, insurgency, and third.party threals sections ~f the M. la- king of mistake was made P, the rapublican farmers, tell fooled the politiclans the tarift will distrust throughout large west and northwe Robert boss and follette, Wisconsin the congressional anti.administra- tionists, has exploited the current dissatisfaction and stands as a wtart- jing menace Lo republican success at the polis in November The and the gtory of George Washington hatchet should be impressed upon politicians when they make promiges. PHABAABIANALAARMANLELHALS §25 Years Ago Today% "'"Q"V"""V"""""‘ MeM fr ol that date v irom Herata hon of High street frac from the Yeft by falling a He was on lie stooped over to '8 fell Costigan tured his arm bieye Saturday bi evele when pick to the ground while for bieyele today into g the street and Edward took a header hat rd h pa 3 out a a re- the on ran yesiy as it in road A2 the park in 10- Sloper, of trustees of Walnut Hill aid iay t he did not knpw whether or not the bandstand would be moved up park It is undérstood that as put in & bid for the lesires to have for it a he s graduating this high Crean sehool and xill attend the 1 oare Mangan ting Lawrence f Court to recor o Prosperit vmend ed today that atl of pa have beer to take part in the July 1 the ety Treitable At Hom College Rirls lose their Becanse ot college young women, things on their objeet 1o the re- upon them by their par- York pevchologist says investigator declares wurd meturity pressure is the I as most they " conditions | | it HALS JUDELL TRAPROCK'S CLEVER CAT he expression, ‘the has always amused w | friend Dr. Walter Traprock, “but few people know of its origin. he first cat to referrcd way belonged to me. whiskers belonged to the cat. This cat, whose name was Carrie ! Chapman, used to spend hours on the bhank of the Housatonic river peering at the stream. The {ragedy of a cat's life is that her favorite food lives in an element of which she is in mortal terror—water, hen, cheerful aroused river. to in The be this cat avted so curiosity was to the one day, my like that my and 1 followed her 1o had taught her: her whiskers, which were long and very strong. Her first eare was to curl | forming a hook {them about her mg she actually 1t the end which | with a | Then, lying on the upper side of willow branch, she let float on the surface. M was fascinat- !ing to see the lightning flash of her paws when she had lured a fish with- in reach. “Gluttony however, was her end. { Full of fish and pride, she fell asleep one day, forgetting to unbait herself. | A big pickerel yanked her into the water and she was drowned. | doubtless ate her for they are as foud of cats as cats are of fish, though they got much less of it.” SAYINGS OF LITTLE SOCRATES As Reported (By Samuel Hoffenstein) lips that touch liquor should ahout mine. . . The hand that iongs to the nurse. ing. The worry . rocks the cradle be- Mama's out | 2 //E the | NO CIGAR 15 80 BAD THAT SO0 OR LATER 41 VOLT MULT 178 MAT Yggsactly! “John, do you know that native country it used to be so het that we had to keep ide in our ceops where the chickens Jald so that the cgrs wouldn't spoil?” “H'm! That's nothing. In our eoun- try we had to feed the laying hens crushed fee to keep them from laying hard-boilod cggs." Mrs, in my H. A. Engbrock. A Dollar Down! Flubb ‘Punctuality seems habit with him." Dubh: ') say Why huys his clothes on time! Onr Own HORO! weE Department John Elkins: If you were born on June 11, John, the dominant influence in your life is Taurus, the sign of the Bull, People born under that sign can be identified by their genial man- ners, dark red neckties, and an over- flow of language. They are very athletic, getting a great deal of exercise, by jumping to conclusgions and dodging creditors, Yet, despite their strong constitutions, whenever you try to borrow money, suffer noticeably from poor eir- in other words, eoid feet. ‘aurus people however, are always up and doing, doing, in fact every- hody they and this democratic feeling makes all classes interesting to them, to be he even they culation can Vin— wore the bloom of youth upon cheeks moonlight's § bloom got on his lips, supposed to know —Charles Hackett She her in how th not The Hut You're the Amply Protecied “What is your brother's asked Mrs, Wallace of Teddy, years o “He Teddy Oh, he mu What does your mother eall him to call him,” to get name four name,” replied hasn't any have a name, surely fhe doesn’t have said Teddy. “He isn't big enough ay. Bumbarger. Lena Bruce His Name Was J The girls liked Jim at a picenic, the it ed Jim at a ball, the girls liked Jimh at the seashore, or any old place at an But no like him, nor There was a was the Jonger fudge 4 Jimmy they make ntest, im ity a Merle A, Farr, Giving Him the W. K. Rasp— Mr. Berry kept a store and, after nding out his bills, got in of his cus- tomers monthly this wwer {rom one You must Berry —————————————— s & national tnsti- ution conducted by mewspapers of the country. Contributions from readers, providing they are original published, and posees sufficlent " 71l be patd for at rates vary- ng from $1.60 to $10.00, Write on one wide of the paper only and send vour contributione to the “Fun Shop of the Herald, who to New York accepted manuscripts will not be rerormed Tiie Fun Shop ESDAY, JUX | There I saw an amazing sight. | f to fish with | baited | cricket, caught in the grass. il or whiskers | The fish | |18 a | grow E 11, 1924, . Berry Berry Berry T'o send me a Bill Before it is Due o Your father, the Elder .... Had more sense, .. Berry . Berry Berry ... Berry You must look very Black .. And feel very Blue But 1 don’t care a Straw For your Bill .... HOW TO WRITE WHAT WE WANT Poetry Breathes there a reader who doesn't imagine he can write poetry? 1 doubt it. Tn writing the short humorous or light verse we want, you must start | with these things in mind: a definite | idea, an outline or plan of how vyou | will develop it, and a good knowledge | of rhyme and meter. If you have all | but the last, get together with some- | one who can ex:cute your ideas for you. If you are an excellent verse writer, | lacking fresh, salable ideas, find those who are fertile with them, | Clip and save Fun Shop verse. It} illustrates what is best—and what we want. (Tomorrow: Anecdotes), Infiamable t Mildred:—"He told me his heart| as a-flame! | Ethel:—"Yes that’s what eomes of | fooling with these parlor matches.” —Harry J. Willlams, Formerly our government officials | were elected because they loved the | commonwealth. | Today they are rejected they love the common wealth. (Copyright 1924. Reproduction | & forbidden). | 1 because Facts and Fancies SUMMER SESSION OF THE HARTFORD ART SCHOOL. July 7th to August 18th A six weeks' Course Covering Work in Design, Museum Composition and from the Figure. Special Courses for Teachers and Profes- sional Workers. t For particulars address, ELIZABETH COLE TUCKER, Director 429 Farmington Avenue Tel. 3-0094 — DR. FRANK CRANE’S DAILY EDITORIAL What Business Shall a Young Person Engage In? By DR. FRANK CRANE There is no more important question to be decided than this: What shall 0 with my life? It is to be decided by the young people. In fact the great issues are all decided by Youth; in old age we abide by them, we make the best of them | we can, BY ROBERT QUILLEN Keeping house for money is degrad- ing; keeping it for nothing is love. drama in three acts: money; Easy Street, Go-get-"em Jasy marks;ea There is no suspense 80 annoying as waiting for Colonel Harvey to pick the winning candidate. *And 8o congressmen can't live on $7,500 the year. How do they know | until they try? Risque stories are not so degrading. They usually go over the heads of the older people. always kills a The strange part is that it stray bullet that almost At any rate the ass that spoke in Bible times didn’t mention the weather. The chief difference between Brit ain's forcign policy and ours is that she knows what hers it The navy 18 fnadequate and Burns has resigne Heaven grant that an- other war is not forced on us quickly There is one good thing about the broad way that leads to destruction, Usually it is & one-way street, Another thing about modern eivili- zation is that a girl need not become €0 old before she has a past And 80 alcohol makcw guinea pigs larger. It has been known to make humans feel much bigger. With coaches in the limelight, mere professors can't get a hearing without cussing prohibition or bobbed hair Reds gain little ground in a shop where the boss i called Bill and cal the employes Tom and Dick The more expensive the recl, the more explosives the adjective when the small boy alongside catches more fisi Who's Who should be printed more frequently. 1In this free country one may be a gent one day and indigent the next, The rich German who spends a for- tune to I must fell very grat ful for America’s contriblition to the poor, e we 1f she makes $30 a weck and gives up her job to marry a man who makes $21, that is genuine laziness or genuine love. 1" I right to punish the gui but we can't understand why the Dempsey-Carpentier pictures are ca ed “Aght” films, DON'T WANT T0 PAY Appro- Rokoville Cit pems Object To To Vol- priating Money Enforce stead Law. While citizens Tockyi June 11 of Rockyific last night demanded the enforcement of the Volstead act they manimously refused to appropriate 2500 for the hiring of private detec investigate the sources of liquor supply here, when a resolution embodying these points was present- ed to the city council at a special city meeting called to decide on the ap propréation City Prosecutor Dennis J. MoCarthy who fostered the proposal, was hisscd nearly 1,000 residents who turned out to vote down the appropriation, when McCarthy spoke in favor of the idea and other speakers were cheered in taking an opposite vie The mecting, the largest in the history of the city, was also the noisicest tives to by Paul’'s Cathedral taine the chapel of the Michas! and St. George, used only once & year. St Londen Order of which lapp | mingling of the For the great questions are those which sit around the hearthstone of the heart, it is the smaller questions that peep out of the attic windows of the mind. The great questions are those like, What woman shall I marry? and | What business shall I engage in? As to the former we have nothing to say. As 1o the latter we have several things to say. In the first place no one is qualified for business who has not a certain amount of Capital. By this we do not mean moeney laid jup in the bank only, but capital stored awag in the shape of knowledge in the head and of skill in the hands. Always the guestion is asked not only, What can a man do? but, What has he done? Not only is eapital good, therefore, in backing up & man, but capital of any kind is necessary, e poorest paid workers in the world are those who have nothing but themselvés to offer and the labor of their hands. The bov at school is laying up ecapital, enongh capital to begin with, The ntice is Jaying up capital, alwayvs something extra with which to equip himself for the future job, / Secondly, a man should have courags, courage to seize the opportunity when it comes, and willingness to throw himself, soul foremost, inte any door that may open, ; Veéry often a man fails to better his position simply because he lacks the courage to assume the duties of a higher one, Next to capital and courage comes the kyowledge of what one likes. No man can get very far in a business that he does nut like, into which he cannot throw himself enthusiastically, A glance at the record of those who have succeeded shows that the masters are the men who liked what they are doing whether it is wheat grow. ing or the managing of a bank, ’ In this there should he a liking for the work itsslf and n6t for its emoluments or hyplay, ¥or, to tha man who does not like work and can find nfl'h)'ng into which he can throw himself with all his might, this is a oeld world \ The great thing that is needed however, I8 ambition, There are two ways to win; either to ercate a chance or to take one The United States was an opportunity for the American indian but he could not improve it Fortunately our life is doled out to us one day at a time, We should make of every morning a new beginning. "There s » ger job awaiting your ability to handle it Where ane man fafls another man succeeds. Where the farmer starved, the Btandard Ol started, Copyright, 1024, by The McClure Newspaper Syndicate, AVIATOR IS KILLED Observations On The Weather June 11.~~Forecast for mouthern New England: Mostly unsattied little ehange east 10,000 Feet To His Death At Selfridze Field In Michigan—Vic. tim Was Married Washington, Relfridge Mieh, 8 June 1Meld N n Wilson, pilot of thr Clemens, John N 2%th aero squad. Selfrildge field, killed when the plane he New York: | Was testng preparatory to flying to Mostly cloudy and somewhat un- |Cleveland to participate in maneuvers settled tonight and Thursday; lHttle | for the entertainment of the republi- change in temperature; moderate can natlonal convention, went into a 1o moutheast winds, tail epin and plumged down 19,000 New Haven and feet, tled weather tonight and Thursday Lientenant Wilson Conditio Tha pressure is high |10 Charlotte, N, €., wns married. He along the north Atlantic coast and Was years old, and recently came ow between the Rocky Mountaine here from the Philippine Tslands and the Mississippi river, There i planes left the field for uo well defined storm area on the leveland late yesterday, weather chart this morning but the warm currents from the south with the eold currents from the north is eausing many local ghow ers east the Mississippl river The temperature continues low in Nebraska but is rising n the lake reglons, Conditions favor for this vieinity partly cloudy weather with |C, sccasional showers and much ehange in temperature Mount 10 Ideutenant cloudy and somewhat night a tomperature, moderate southeast winda, rocast for 1 Thursday; and von, stationed at was yesterda cast vicinity: Un whose home was Three other June 11 nd Lieu and Corpors the marine in An air county Crockett N Washington tenant Harold D, Hall, Ralph W, Lehman of Killed yester sccident in Stafford H41l was from man wes trom Mayodan corps, were day P Virgini Lot of Tex w at and the can look place that has to he repalred, ack his and eut 80 that they will fit exactly, A Chinese, carpenter " €0 bench State to Complete All i Klan Evidence Today Eher rg, Pa., June 11, = The state’s evidence in the trial of {4 per- sons alleged members of the K. K, K. and residents of Lilly, jointly charged with riet, affray and unlawful an- semblage, the result of a clash ot Lilly, April 5 last, which cost the lives three persons, wilt be | completed today, Attorney Weimer ssid wi Prettiest Senior probahly District Hoover’s Son Engaged to San Francisco Girl Francisco, Juhe 11.-4The en eagement of Miss Margaret, Watson, jaughter of Mr. and Mrs, Iougias 8. Watson of San Vranecisco, and Herbert Heover, Jr., was aanounced yester- day. Both are junior students at Stanford university, where Miss Wat. son is president of the women's ath- Wtic associati and Hoover is vice- president of the student body, Francine Larrimore, Young Comedienne, Is Married New York, June 11.~Francine Lar rimore, young comedicnne, was secret Iv married about 18 months ago to Con Conrad, composer of musical comedies, the New York Herald Tribune says today. They kept their secret %0 closely that even members of Miss Larrimore’s immediate fasmily declared that they were unaware of the marriage. She and Conrsd aveld- ed rumors by living apart The newspaper definiiely announces that they were married in December, 1922, at Port Chester. Conrad used ¥is real name, Conrad Dober, Wiss Larrimore is known in pr te tife Vrancis Adier, and is a pisce of Jacob Adler, poted liddish actor. fan young lady has been voted the most beautiful sepior at the Umi- Michigan. Her name 8 Watérworth. &he lives in e T is | versity of 1sabel | troit.