New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 8, 1924, Page 6

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The Herald 1a on sals dally In > York at Hotaling's News Stand, Ti Bquare; - Schultz News Stand, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street Los Angeles, Cal.: Arcade Station. —————————— THE BEST MAN. The Herald, possibly a Jit prema- ! takes this occasion to extend | Mayoralty turely, to the winner today's eontest, whoever he may be, the best of luck In office vears. Tomorrow we express wishes to the winner using his name. Today there is an hour or o to go| for the next twol 1 be able to best congratulations and until the polls close and we cannot ex- | ercise any sixth sense in determining in advance what the total of the voting machines in the six wards will decide. However, whoever wins, the Herald a8 an independent newspaper, playing ro favorites and covering the news honestly, realizes that the wish of the majority of the populace has carried out, that the voters picked their man and put him over, It is anxious to second the wishes of the majority and to aid, with all its power, the successful candidate in carrying through purposes for which he was elected by a majority vote, Neadless to say political fanaties do not consider the Herald an independ- ant newspaper, litical fanatic lias to give, b vnswervingly, unless one distorts the Iy to ald the party to tic belongs, unless one been have the Unless one gives po- | hing that one ndly, irresponsib every ¢ and trath continua which the far colors b whether 1im he is wrong or not, then that per- #on is not a true member of the party to which the fanatic belongs, he is an the action, tells every thought and his senre of decency vutcast, sacred Lalo of party. Of course a newspaper 1s the cherished possession of poli- ticians, If they try to use it to ag- Erandize thelr own good acts, or to squélch thelr mistakes, it has many readers, all politiclans would fully and completely, even to the ex- tent of taking over and running a plant, let alone editing every item which is due to appear in print, if they could. 1If the poliitcian cannot use the newspaper then it belongs to the other fellow, there is no middle ground to the man who adopts par- timn pelitics as a religion. The New Britain Herald has not been used by either party In New Britain—nor will it ever be, 1or this it has been eriticised by some who could not put over their pet schemes or thelr pet candidates, fate here has received just and due motice of his Wterances, carefully and honestly written. In this way we have served the public. may continue to peruse the news cole umns of the Herald with every ance that fair and impartial recitation of events will may make your own decisions, Noth- | ing will be squelched as a favor to any | politician, nothing will be a0 handied #8 16 create an opinion he cannot wear use it Each sandi- And you, reader, assur- be given, so that you| contrary to the true course of events, That is in- dependence in ts truest sense prefer to pleass the public, political crank, And o, with the over as any huma ecrned, the Hera winner, and, in a true spirit pendence, promises him ¢ g00d ne 1 and ping t conslstent with —— in helping 1 1t also promiscs t ers the truth about the su didate in office, whete they wi » &i it for gerous Now, i paign, M ¢ity throws that it » abvolished goes on, beginning 15 the reader had anyt How o press are of the p #n estimat Cruth, has fall | pay | that, addi- | | make againgt the commissign is this, car on the road or with every m of our Hartiord neighbor—that the tonal trip of the sam commission piid no heed to the honest comes @ necd of just so mueh more refls I sentiment ¢ consideration of the What u ¢l that the news ema tion of thou cerning that ere dan gainst it ons soline pe from it could not be relicd upon been consumed by motor When such news came, namely th ¢ 1 the first quarter ports made | state m«;(ur; commission was con : by 1 ertain crossi rone by w lérs ta the This amount rep- | of about 5,000,000 | climinated imm vhat 1 0 department, on the in inerea i wallons over the consumptiont during | vear, It of energ try 1o emy one cre i, as the corresponding period last clares the commf ! makes 1o differ . viewing the mat- whether this but ! merel gasoline was const d u\" nmhber of cars as wus IL)“-‘ rougit th sumed in the same period last year, for | ald to express its disapproval cars on the | Ar he substitute plans submitted by o prevalence ¢ therefore, a $ to the number of commis tment v hat of conside many wore in operation this winter e as were being used the fore, While 88,722 the 100,000 17 motor ' [ istered in first more than us, according steved e i Bed 18 year e ford, n d are first of the “had wise folk of Har Muyor o with it."” just in the Herald nor VY- Cmonth during which the great inereuse’| 1 thing to number of cars on the road 1e Courant’s mors s plain, . % T public official, bgth sum of money spent by | $141 a year apiece) [ W sized | newspaper and 1 inspired by lesire to save lives, | motorists (about might just as we »osilent and lje ot here emph They have a | no attenti ers such as | yoproet right to spend ity probably, The the « ayton Crossing. The conclusion. Tt believes the carnest plea! o voud this year, or liminating polnt deserving Herald refuses to approve such Rabor Lt daraon - the more fre- f a city does have some ¢ » of a mayor ¢ quent us with public utilitics Herald commission influence that precation against aceident b believes | ihe the | A accidents | commission and the drivers of cars in although the may would not have the A have decided in a general way that the such wn appalling figure that | Clayton crossing was to be eliminated, | ogicial notice, the Herald did with” the resulting in anti-motor- | “have something to do laws or restrictions, will be _\u;:-‘ immediate eclimination of sted, 1t is @ matter in which every reasons if | must tike | | Clayton crossing in the way it has been | quiver of a car, for selfish done—in the final adoption of the' ot ror humanitarian ons original plan, EMPLOYES e thinking and | gy will |t rEPP As a plan th LOYAL CITY rule » interested in any | poday, when we are looks to the proper consid-' (. 1 ine who our next mayor eration of the subject for world pe: : 3 yod time 1o consider and fact It intrigues all thinking men faithfulness and devotion of certain | | women hecause they recognize the cmployes qf the city who do not ec- that after all the political haze Which | cupe (he “high places,” nor receive T I A this | (1,0 igh salaries, but who, in the most hus had in has surrounded discussion matter has blown away, there st trnth th tying experience the city plain as scen, the gr . have given themselves |y | war is tragic waste and peace the | diy 1o wise course, Th | | | work for the e | But, ever since Senator Pepper came | refers o the cmployes The Herald i out the other day and advocated the | ¢ )0 health department who have | xlal of turning blind orld Court functioning @ eyes 1o the| 5wy a super-loyalty to its superine | An t, Dr, Pallen, in all attempts to of smallpox A doing | 4o¢ justice Letween the nations which | .oy down the spread participate in it, and enlarging the The H: irely quicted, may well' sce insincerity in any |.mn" velop. Dut the "o cases have been quarantined and | o, 1 o “smallpox scare’ pewers of More cases may de- | K in over a week now no advocated by this member of worthy senate, Mr, joint resolution proposing | ... Pepper has in- | o nope we sec too op- |1t this troduced a But even if we are { timistic dent that | (o4 of appreciation now, when the the health a world peace conference whereby the the desire comes to give A Ke senate would advise the pre the time is suitable for the assembling | | 1p of a conference similar to the two held | |t are cmployes of de- in the past at The Hague, | mentally by their labors, some of Certainly the | \ojjch are entirely outside and beyond 1o per- The time is suitabl time is suitable! Any time is suitable | in deepest sincerity, a duties they are expected to consider, torm plan for world peace, But the propo-| 7y0e0 1o whom special reference 1 it docs, (just sition coming from the source registered the time is suitable for were made are the one means rather that | wurse; the two sanitary inspectors: |of fore election) the e« 0 pacteriologist; the office cler publican party to seem o show some | i crcutos meat interest in these matters The truth of it all is that Pepper, ke who have repeated over and over that | o¢ s nuree, and even the inspector. The work they have done, | Scnator cheerfully but even cagerly not on republicans | 4 g oiigh it ver expected many other was 1abor them, includes earrying coal and the League of Nations is dead, are| o0 1o the quarantined families; ca taking |the cre ag beginning to scc the necessity of | yyine out garbage and ashe recognizing in some way the gene hospital; helping to died long hours put in in regular duties. |ng ntf o | ral | pationts to the sontiment of the people of 1his country | yury those who have besides the that some step should be taken toward When the late [ Harding was a candidate for office he | .aon one of these employes, as well as ! money | ' Wl 1o world peace Preside e cmergeney has pengonally cost spoke of an “association™ of nations himself, eated the superintendent to be ¢ after this con would not have groperly His las hich they They had to buy new 1 approached other nations t message subject, wr t for they could not do theip ralls and frequent changes | ten when he ork in ove recommendation ) t vere necessary; some of them have Stat ticipate in the ourt. | ya, ive up the places where they | 2 of public opinion, Presid the policies of the e en other shelter—a ridienlons s maid were dange behind such opinton. meals away plaee Moyes mentioned above e that she e work, may noj S0 all of more than their than their their he nothing hamiliating vork mentior wor with 1 GREATIR CARE NHLDED ‘ i were not abors, highest possible ing and partment o car, quit and go home. ratitude to such devction consumption of gasoiine means Cne corner of her girlish £ especial attention is | That all fahall die” is not en- | Keep your head down worn out physically and | They aré so about what they don’'t know, 15 the | He water therein, the bettom, a that sigh tells them to They “stick,” aining in the oflice, i Herald expresses its sincere who lave shown is sure that the wle of The city join in such expres- those and vehi- slon, HALL JUDELL O A HEART el Greene heart she Maxson THE CORNE By Roy I viclded first to me, d halted ther:, because vas occupied, you see, s who were kind to her, and vou'll divine, having dwelt stronger the rest there claims many years had than mine, quite one it ced— forget which spread of love disp Cousin John's or Uncle Will's Neart-lodgings were effaced. t soon I found the quarters cramp- cd, and with a wover’s art coaxcd an added portion to corner of her heart. was my that ie transfer was ‘arranged, and oh, the ripple of her laugh, hen she avowed: “aour corner's zrown till now much more than haif My heart you're occupying, dear, You ' qwo hours for lunch without hindering 1irst $1,000,000 in 6il in ca well know what that means— the other tenants, now, are crowded like sardines!™ Vell, more of them will have to move!" with candor, | avowed, o makes At Important fowpjie those whom you select to sta must still more closcly crowd!” Wi move they did (clear out at last) which shows the areedy part man will play if he's allowed One Corner in a hear cs That Aren't Printed refuse me,” he swore, "I he Stor “If you She rofused him, And sixty years later, he died, —-Jean Benedict, Spirit photography use one cannot expect to obtain sat- actory results in-this direction with- t entering into the spirit of the int Golfer or Tales From Bunkerland By Nowman Ley In the Manner of o Henry Wadsworth Longfeliow . The Comy I shot a ball into the air, fell to earth, 1 know not where, 1 said some things that weren't nice, | and ¢ ball was new—I'd used it twice, ng, long, afterward, in the rain, ost another ball again, d as 1 eursed, there at the tee | My caddy sold them back to me, LIEUTENANT 7 RICE ¥ritzy boy: ep your head dow day at three, on the thirteenth tee, I saw you, T saw you. you &poil every shot the beginning of the | By that one fault you've got. you want to be a golfer take a tip fro mme, cp vour head down, Fritzy boy. Stupid people are always refreshing. delightfully ignorant FABLEGRAM (With a how to Aesop) By Arthur N, Kober A Crow flew to a cellar and was ready to pass awap from want of a | drink when he spied, behind a groud | u asass8888888888800088008¢ aspiring cobwebs, a pitcher. perched on it hoping to find There was a liquid on nd since his was a beak could not had no turning, he ch it " | There were no pebbles on hand to lower 80 @ surface, s to rise the liquid to the and the poor crow heaved a into the pitcher. This struck liquid which splashed into the pw's motul, The bird immediately ed and passed away. Where he formerly stood there was w a bottle of Old Crow. Moral: What's wrong with this Pitcher? The Third Alarm ‘Johnson's business s all Kries n down Kross Yes, he's going to wind it up.” William Gross, 1924, Reproduction Forbidden.) (Copyright Contributions to the “Fun from readers of the iers re welcome, Those ac- copted will he paid for at rates running from $1.00 to $10.00, 'octry will be paid for at the rate of 25 conth a line, Addrees your communications 1o the “Fun Shop Editor” of the Her- Write on one side of the paper only. Only matter that not been’ published before will be considered. The humor may take any form, verse, epi- grams, sayings of children and so forth. The Herald wishes to inform readers, however, that the ¥un Shop 1s a national or- canization, the editor of the col- umn who finally accepts contri- butions is in New York and has the whole country to pick from, humor, necessarily, must be good before it is accepted. very DEFEATED AFTER 10 YEARS Montreal, April tually complete returne from yes. municipal clection today rles Dugnette a lead of 3,104 Mayor Mederic Martin in or the mayoraity. J. M. tes over third candidate had polted | Duquette’s vote was 4 Martin has years. 29,079 ror for tenm UING NEXT MONDAY estates of Loran, Lorna Timmerman was yrsterday afternoon at vourt, but was 11l next Monday at the The Timmermans were on the prohate railrond crossing fatality | Al | %0 called be- S.—Tabulation of | \Facts and Fancies | BY 8ROBERT QUILLEN Delightfully Fragrant Another thing we arc cager to sce Tt isn't considercd genuine red- looded fiction uniess he gets rich in the last chapter. | If there is a Utopia, it must be a | place where nobody is able to think up another law. compare. . S 1f a play has genuine merit, 1t will succeed in spite of unanimous praise l' ] '! & Story of Life | ‘A Hillion Acres of 0l Land in' ves should he gratcful for hus- Lands. Even the sorviest of them{ serves as a good topic of conversation. Mexico Is Leased Roligny, po n, oil mag- oil in- No man is equipped 10 serve on @ E 1 jury until he can 01l which of two nate, and fi | lies is more reasonable. in the senate vestigation, has told of his carly ad- ventures and how he made his first An executive i a man who can tak: s Chap- I Made My ighth chapter, NEA § . Tne.) ifornia ters of “How Millions." + This is the « (Copyright, 1024, | production. | e | And now everybody looks ¢ when *told that a publ ufficial powerful fricads, If he gcornfully refers to this as a | materialistic age, he means that h isn't making much moncy. 1spicious has 4 got the hand, other ticlds, nearest and had been Eventually we situation well in and begua looking around for Mexico was attractive, for there storics of untold quantitics oil, some of 1t bubbling on the very sur- tace of the ground. We went to check these reports For a time we prospected, not on foot, as in the old duys, but by fortable train, Wi stern coast to Cardenas, and tigated the oil exodus in that vicinity. | Then, accompanicd by Mesican guides, we pushed through the dease underbrush - of the juagle, finally reaching Huasteca plain, where we came upon a pool of oil, We went on and found one oil well after another in that na country bick of Tampico, 1 immediately ol about 1,00 |and cume most Peanut politicians scldom suwcceed, | however, except in districts wher { other nuts are jority. down | The quarterly prize for optimism SRl e | ahould be given to the Modernist who says people have outgrown their | present religion. weit along the Anves- natural ained L,000 acres of this territory home to orguni { pany 1o exploit the project. It the most pretentions 1 had un- dertaken, for vl Tid 1o ba built, sipe lines labd, rallways constructed, T a com was The telegraph has one advantage, 1t it | doesn’t hegin a message from Chicigo butt in with a few words from ampa. shops and warchouses crected, myrlad other details arvang the mineral alth of 1 nt coull be brought 1o the sea port, =i rior Another good way to become u con- servative is to spend o night trying to | think up a way to meet the payroll charges, have been made that we have instigated eevolutions. in Mex- An old-tim is one who cun res jogeg tland where wo have member when a hostess was considers would be among t) | ed rather daring if she invited @ grass principal sufterers in a time « widow, volt and disordgr! Nogscnse, nonsens The birth rate in Europe is de- After heginning the development o ) clining, which seems to indicate that gy ampico fleld, we weat south and | modern infants are possessed of un- turned our attention to th us an usual discretion region, which produces a lighter o — With this further Lots of people think they are toler came cypert at sensing of oil. As ant just because they are wrapped up triend once put it: | {in themselves and don't give a darn “The about the others, able Correct this sentence: “And when {we are married,” she cooed, “we'li just be real partners and neither one will be boss, sunk mil- fons, where we experience 1 was develop supreme knowledge of - being to see futo the groun And it is in the checking of this knowledge that 1 get the st oy of my fon't to wait for report on the fingn 1 of the « N Kick” out g ing the out, et is started to find out if ther where T think it is For I've 2ome to | caleulating of the 1o exact a aleulation as the a mathematical problem oil developments, 1 ha '3 25 Years Ago' Today ; (Taken irom Heraid of that date, SOVTIIVEVIVEVIIVIVIEIVIIG Will Dyson of the 15th New York 5 | regiment is visiting friends and rela. | %0'YIn% tives in town today. ARS 17 & Nan A F. Goodrich of ts city has heen 210 has the time to sclect is clected class poet by the graduating " i o o | class at Wesleyan, W. E. Lathain has purch | T. Hallinan property on Burritt strect, | consisting of two houses, barn and one-half acre lot through the J. M ‘llra-lx' agency. foves that 1 ition of “oil bes comes as eter drill s ¢ll in a dry ho! by @%Mc)fi 1 the leascs on | H4328 CONTRIBUTED. when have been lc And sun and stars have set The things which our weak judgment here has spurned, The things o'er whicii with Jashes wet, Will #lash before us, out of life's dark i, As stars shine most in decper tints of blue; And we shall see were right, And how what seemied reproof was love most true, { Sometir for everivre we gricved how all God's plans {And we shall see how, while we fronn und sigh, Gud's plans go on and me: How, when we our cry, Because h could see, ¢en s prudent allow much of habyhood, S0 God, perhaps, 15 keoping from us now ‘s sweetest thi seemeth good. as best for you called, He heeded not wisdoni to the ond And parents dis- Too sweet 1o craving Lif beeause it | And i, sowetimies, conningled with life's wine, We find the wormwood, and shrink, wiser hand and rebel ! than Be sure a ming Pours out this potion for to drink. friend we yours or our lips love is it some Iying low, Where human his O, o not ST But wenr v ent grace! And kisscs cannot v h loving 1Mather sorrow wtih obedis shortly know that brenth ®ift And you will Iengthened not the sweet his fricnds, that, sometines, the of death Conceals the Yean send. could push ajar the life, stand within working see, We could interpret all ] and strife, And for cach a key! God sends ;.\m pall fuirest hoon his love It we gates of And and all God's this doubt ystery could find But not today. Then he content poor heart! God's plans, like | hite unfold We must not ! leaves apart will reveal th Kol hrough lilies, pure and the close shut e patient toil, reach the fand Where tired fovt nay And if with sandals loosed . Wihen we shall clearly | wnderstand, I thin the best!™ MAY know and hat we will say, “God knew NILEY SMITH MARRIANGE LICENSES following marringe lies A today ot the ofiice of ) Augnst Schwartz of 1 Sianley street and Miss May K Emith of West Haven: A ‘aene ockwell Conbino of 226 nees grant town clerk 1o ¢ and Miss Farmington ave- lengo of 26 venne | | e Hart which ran afternoon, | Two young men from ford were in charge of a hots up Main street yesterday | smashing the carriage and tearing the EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO karness completely off. A young man named Dunniy his head and hands cut at the | ette strect fire yesterday By the breaks ing of some window glase, Dr. Mar tin attended him. | There was a lively fire in Samuc | Harris' barber shop ih Loc's block on | Lafayette street yesterday, “Way Down Last,” the charm | New England comedy, will be scen & | the Lyceum Thursday evening. There will be 4 caucus of the voters ‘or the first ward at 104 Arch stroet 7:80 this evening for the Citizens You ASK FoR THAT 2 BOUGHT wHAT ! POLLARS 1 COULD HAW THE WAR o'clock nominating the work of typewriting ords of the town clerk’s office | gun today. ‘ Observations on | The Weather | Forecast for Mostly Washington, April 8.— Southern New England: ;rlm)dv tonight; Wednesday fair and continwed cold; diminishing north- west winds, probably shifting to | casterly Wednesday. o RIP VAN WINKLE For Connecticut: Mostly cloudy ' BEEN SINCE T™ME WAR T NINE THOUSAND CUISTEN, MR, TRLE , THE S4ME IDENTICAL THING [FOR (ESS THAN MALE OF THAT BERORE | WEe HAVE Yov I'vE HEARD AND HIS LONG SLeep, HE STAID IN ONE BPOT AND Took HIS ANOOZE, BUT YOU'RE WALKING AROUND tenight. Wednesday fair; continued cool; diminishing northwest winds, probably shifting to casterly Wednes day. ! Conditions . A | Maine cgast is producing weather -with light snow in the | castern portion of New England. The | temperature is rising in the southern stricts but is still near the freezing point along the northern border from | Montana to Maine Conditionls faver for this { fair weather with freezing | ture tonight foliowsd by increasing cloudiness i temperature, disturin e off the | unsettied vicinity tempera- on Wednesday « and rising | get started at spring practice is spring. 4 | A reformer is a man who wishes to | { make you as good as he would like | | to be. o { | Well, why shouldn’t specch be free? | Very little of it is worth anything. ’ T E A has a pure, fresh flavor beyond Ask for a pacKage today.