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New Britain Herald mw m'.‘l"; COMPANY fiesved ‘Paily. Bunday Exceptad) 41 Ohureh Street, SUBBCRIFTION RATES: Yoar. ored st the Past Office at New Hritgin e u‘w Class Mall Matter, TELEPHONE CALL Pusiness OFlee 00000 Editerial 'u—- . The enly preftable advertising medium in the City, Clroulation heoks and press| room always open 1o er. | Member of The Associnted Press. e Associated Press 15 exclusively entitied | o the use “publication of all news | Fredited 1o I or wot etherwise credited | 0 this pape ) nows pub- | lished herels’ Member Audit Turesu of Circulation, The A, B, O, fs & national erganization which furnishes newspapers and adver | tisers with & strictly honest wnalys cireulation, Our eirculation statjstics are based upon this audit, ‘This ineures pro- teeting ust fraud in newspuper dis- | tribution figures to both national and | local ndvertisers. e THE COUNCIL SE! | Severnl matters were discussed last evening atsthe session of the common councll which might inspire consider- able comment, Possibly the one most | fmportant, looking to they future, was the petition opposing the bullding of a service station for automobiles at the morthiwest corner of Pearl street and Frankiin’ Square. This matter is| of the greatest importance because it emphusizes the need of a Z0DME 8YyS- tem in this city. Some of the résidents of that néfighborhood object to the! gervice station planned to be placed | there, The matter wus referred to the | board of public works, building in- spector, chief and corporation counsel to give the petitioners a hear- | ing. Of it would have been proper to refer the whole matter to the city plan commission if those to| whom this tought occurred—and ap- parently it did not come to the minds of membeys of the council—believed anything could be accomplished. As o matter of fact neither the city plan rd of public| fire course commission nor the bod works nor anyone clse can prevent| the building of a service station on| private property, if there Are no re-| strictions upon that property. Much as we might object to such a building | there, or much as we might approve | of it, nothing can be done about it un-| less it is shown to be a nuisance or safety de- unless public health or mands its removd Once again the Yack of foresight o | not providing against any such con- tingency by adopting a zoning system is emphasized. No such questions| would arise in this way, were that sys- tem to obtain here. As predicted the mayor's veto of the resolution ealling for a general inves- tigation of the police department, was sustained. It having been shown that the form of the resolution sovcrcd all the police activitics, and the point be- ing emphasized that the mayor ob- jected to the naming of the investi- gating committee in the resolution, | the council stood by the mayor, Then | a resolution was adopted specifying exact matter to be inquired into, namely the status of policemen ap-| pointed when they were over age. The | adoption of this specific resolution by | the council took away the fault that| has been found with the first| resolution. It would have been welly had the matter been left there. The Jast resolution cast no reflection upon | the the department, If | there is any question ages of appointees it may looked into. That and that only, according | to the official records the after this specific resolution had been | L under | department ! here efficiency of as to the well be of council passed, was the only muatter consideration and our would not appear hefore the city as one which needed a full investigation of all its activitics, The subsequent action of the mayor committee | in appointing a citizens' and leaving from the list of that com- none of the names of the mem- the nmittee the right | mitte bers vetoed, gives that ¢ to fore Mayor Paoncssa hecame official head the It the chance to show that nothing il- | mentioned in resolution investigate natters occurring be- of city. also gives him legal has been done in the matter of | the appointed, 1 appointments by commission which he such is the | case. If this committee acts and cofi- ducts a “thorough investigation™ it will give opportunity for much politi- cal discussion. The same thing would have as indicated by resulted from the was vetoed and the veto to which was an investigation resolution which sustained Looking into the future again it was unwise to decide to move the strect tfte forward on Broad street. Not only are those built to who have with refer- ence the old street line injured ‘theoretically at least, but there is left out of consideration the fact that eventually all our streets will have be widened in order to « the more universal use of the commodate the inereasing trafic caused by Automobiie Broad may not be a “residentia it thoroughfore, but cven that hig street, and it is, of course, a wide Ay ghould not be cut dows of allowing an individual to purpose erect a than others whose to the old line. In the matter of the resi the chief of the alary increase @ not block nearer the line given, the | experience o NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1923, facts of the &se should W been brought ent mere fully, If the health board promised him a raise at the end of the first year, thus exceeding s authority, this fact sheuld have heen made known to the counell bhefore it] to do just that passed on his application » for sue¢h | ralsd, 1t is unfortunate, at this time when school is opening and the stu- dents need attention at onee a new man in the position without the | ¢ handling the office as it | has been mathged. There will be des| Juy and a lack of co-operation even if, as 1t is reported, there are appli- | cations for the job right now, This, | to say nothing of the justice to the| o place | official, | THE COMING FAL The word “preparedne along with the war and has been so persistently used that it like charity, covereth u mulluu.l; of things, Never the less, in spite of the slightly worn- | out taint of the word, It's a good one and one that suggests many wise| principles ineluding thrift, foresight, | vislon, "The thrifty man prepargs for the rainy day; the man with fore- sight plans for business in such a way thut it will meet future conditions; the person of vision looks far ahead In- deed and holds dreams which are combined with the practical to such an extent that he stands out head and shoillders above others about him. Well when we come down to simple matter like changing seasons the word *vision” is a bit too am- bitious to use unless it be applied to the more or less spiritual side of life where a man with vision sees life's possibilities for him, the chances of eame a suce ing of each season, each year or cach decade. In this, one may have vision, too, Moreover, discussing changing sea- sons, the word “foresight” is too pro- found inasmuch as foresight of weather comes more or less instino- tively. 1f {t looks like raif the man | picks up his umbrella without think- ing much of what he does; it is in- stinctive action. As the mornings grow colder he takes his overcoat when he goes to work. The sugges- tion comes.from the most primitive part of him—his body, protecting it- |'self from the cold. But preparedness covers all these expressions which mean that a person takes account of what may come, It may be used in a larger or limited sense. And at the end of each scason, or as that end approaches, the person who would make the most of life and enjoy it to the full as well as the one who would make it the most pro- ductive, should be prepared for another scason of the year quite as though he realized that the number of those seasons was limited. The fall is here. Tt will not be long hefore the leaves will be turning to those glorious colors that thrill lovers of the out of doors in all sea- sons. 'There will be a new beauty ail about—the beauty of vast silence which we associate with fall; the last| bird-songs; the cricket’s call, the hush. Love of the fall is a deep af- fection for that which approaches the It is the time when sincere thought may come on thosc long walks in the open, the time for thinking of the significant matters of life. with the threatening winter so near. The fall is the farewell to the open lands, a bit sad, a bit melan- choly, yet, following summer's gayety, it emphasizes for those who have eyes and hearts to see and feel, the breadth and depth of the mystery of life. In the material things we will be pre- pared, we are prepared for the fall. | somben. The deep significance of the passing vears as typified by the changing sea- sons should not he lost to the spirit. “IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN" You know about the “saddest words | of tongue or pen;” they are "It might have been.” Well, the opening of the evening schools brings to many the thought of what might have been if they had only taken advantage, early | in life, of the chances they had to| learn. And it brings to the mind of | many, too, the chances they did not| Year | not as many of these advantages as| there are now, and years ago boys and | had to work | have to learn. ago there were | girls, men and women harder for the opportunity to get a good education. But today there is little excuse for most people if they do not try to get| all the information they ean in order to better their 'I'hn: to school is not limited | These evening schools conditien in life. chance to go to the young. ¢ primarily for the person who is the bread during that busy earning daily the day. In fact they have al tremendous appeal to those realize how much happier, more pro- when work is based on | be three Grammar ductive life knowledge., There will of these schools, the Central nool where a Grammar School diploma is given graduates; Elihu Tr How much would not men and womeén PBurritt school and the le School. | well 2d and having now suffered help education had anced in life always from a lack of brings, have given to have these chances when they were yourg—in the days when they were not too worn out hy the labors of working hours to go to school or to read and study! Young people, | £ given up chool becatise they we tired of it are heard occ to a3 "an‘n il go back o school.” T is | | themselves, ess growing smaller with the pass- | who |+ something new, but the rem often enough. When it s heard one who realizes the value of study under proper instructors hurries o' encour- age the man or w n, boy er girl, to go back te sehool | 4 it 18 possible, The years are passing Every day Is & half-wasted day if the man or woman, boy or girl whe ean possibly do It does not take advantage of these opportunities, And the duty develves upen educats ed people to emphasize this faet to others who have not made the most of their ehances, The person whoe employs others should bring out this chance to his employes, Employers often, would do well to »go 1o sehool,"” None®of us are exempt we might all profit, The peeple of today are to envied for these chances they have, Those whe are prevented from taking advantage of them because of other duties which keep them busy all of the working hours are to be sympathized with, be GUARDING HEAUTH Pains have been taken in these cols umns Just recently to emphasize the importance of safeguarding the health of all the ymplo in the city by taking all precautions in one's own home. Measles und the disease of diphtheria have been discussed by the superin- tendent of health of the eity, and edi- on. Now there comes the news of diph- theria in the state, New Britain is not exempt, There i3 no alarming situation | threatening ,but there is a situation which demands added attention to this matter of health, It is not one to he read of casually and discussed in a theoretical way. It is one of practical importance that should be kept con- stantly in mind for the sake of every individual In town, If your neighbor's child is sick you oughtto be concern- ed not only because you sympathize with him but also because there has come a danger to your own child. If a family in a far distant pirt of the city is suffering from a communicable disease their condition affects you be- cause it may be the starting point of an epidemic that will sweep the city. Guard against disease as you would watch for a visable army re- ported to be threatening. Disease is a force far more likely to bring tragedy to your home just now than any army existing today. ; "3 Lumps of coal, as table decorations, were used at a banquet. Shameful ex- travagance! And holes were drilled in the lumps to allow flowers to be inserted in them. Shameful waste! There is this much to be said in favor of the horse—he never sprinkled broken windshields all over the high- way. Facts and Fancies | BY ROBERT QUILLEN. The most hopeless conservative is the left-over progressive of an earlier generation, The parties to an industrial con- troversy are never as far apart as their rival statistic It isn’t the Prohibition law the wets object to so much as the attempts to enforee it. The middle class is the one half- way between Easy Street and & sheriff's sale. Personally we prefer the old-fash- joned square dances and square wrestling matches. Some people feel cheated unless the list of victms contains the name of somebedy they knew. 1f it's an old, ramshackle building should be torn down, any ama- | ¢ fire department can save it. A critic says Americans have their nerve. Hashe noticed the entries in beauty contests? 1t ill becomes America to things about Europe's sanit speak evil of the departed. It's like it was in the casc of Lloyd George and King George. Magnus Johnson isn’t really thebig one. y hard About half of loyalty is just the de- light of basking in the reflected glory of a greal man's greatness, If there were no half-baked political theories, what would men espouse when they have a grouch? Another good memory test is to name all of the receptive candidates for Presidential honors. Home the A sleeping place adjacent to garage J& it possible that a trip to Europe 7 ANl of these im- there is an aid to culture migrants have been | 25 Vears Ago Today (Taken irom Herald of that date) torlal comment has been made there- |l lost ‘ ' {other Never | things she needs.” ark is not| which the writer yearns o be taken back 1o the dear oid wheal farm. Ah, well; that kind gf people never geat a chanee (o feel important ercept when they menopolize the highway The fusay thing about Whe's Whe ple nobody ever heard of hefore, Corveet this sentence: 1 won't have any mere cloihe the fapper, “until mother ets simply eried H. €. Cramer of Prospect street has just retugned from a long business tour, He will leave this week on a western trip, While eutting meat at H, Older- shaw's store, Clinton Hurlburt gashed his hand, He caught cold in the wound and is unable to work. Patrick Sullivan, tackle on the High school eleven, strained a ligament in his left arm while practicing yester-| day and will ‘be “on the ahelf" for & fow days, . Manager Pease has arranged o game of ball between the Boardman manual training school of New lh‘\en and the local team, John J, Shaughnessey of Austin street found a roll of bills amounting’ to $28 on Chestnut street yeaterday and restored the money to its owner today through the medium of a “Her- 1" ad, The horse attached to the holsting machine in operation in Central Park became frightened by the steam roller this morning and did a steeplechase up and dgwn the park hefore he was captured, Private 1. B. Clark of Company 1 was transferred from Niantic to the Hartford hospital yesterday. been {1l for some time, The street committee at a meeting last night surprised everyone by com- ing to a decision to make repairs to Church street. Several of the resi- dents on that thoroughfare long ago came to the conclusion that the com- missloners had forgotten that such a street existed. PLAN RELIEF PROGRAM White House Expected to ASnounce An Agricultural Policy For West Within a Few Days, Washington, Sept. 20,—The admin- istration is stydying the agricultural situation in the west with the purpose of determining on some program of relief within the next 10 days. That the problem during that pe- riod will receive the attention of P'resident Coolidge and his advisers was stated by Senator Borah of Idaho after an hour’s conference with the executive. Senator Borah sald he told the president that from his observa- tion h8 believed the entire agriculture situation west of the Mississippi river had never been more serious than it is at this time. As to the question of calling an ex- tra session of congress to deal with the situation Senator RBorah . said this had been discussed but that he agreed with the president's view that the effort to define a program for this purpose should be made hefore an ex- tra session was called. . “If we cannot find a remedy before &uch a session,” the Senator said "“We probably could not find one after- wards.” i’ . LYING T0 U. . Two Marine Corps Aviators Leave Port Aw Prince and Expect To Get Here in Time For Annual Races By The Associated Press, Port Au Prince, Sept. 20.—Two two marine corps seaplanes in the flight from Santo Domingo to St. Louis left Port Au Prince at 6:14 o'clock this morning for Guantanamo, Cubas The start of the flight was made yesterday from Santo Domingo. Lieut. I"ord, Rogers of Waco, Texas, and Lieut. Horace Palnier of Athens, Ohio, are piloting the machines. From Guantanamo the planes will fly to Havana before striking for the main- land, The pilots plan to reath St. Louis in time for Pulitzer air races set for October 1-3, ® B-L PLAYS HERE SUNDAY City Champions Will Again Be, Seen 5 | On Their Home llianmml.‘lnnn:or | | Campbell Announces, Manager Harold Campbell of the | Leland city champs, today an- +d that his team will play an- ame at St. Mary's field on | Sunday of this week. The opponent {has not heen picked, though™ three |teams are desirous of coming here, The dectsion to play at home was made, Manager Campbell says, when {he was informed that the St. James | toothall team of Bridgeport would not {play the All-New RBritains at Hoff. | man's field this week, nounce Man Who Adopted 57 Now Indicted as White Slaver Erie, P'a, Sept. 20.—An indictment charging violation of the Mann act | was returned yesterday by the federal grand jury here against Dr. H. B. Allen, said to be the head of the Paul Gray Plantation school at Sabot, Va The charge was presented to the grand jury by Gladiath J. Allen, who claimed to be onc of his “57 adopted sons and daughters” housed in the institution. Dr. Allen was re- cently arrested in Los Angeles on a similar charge and be at liberty on ball. Havana, Sept. Supporters of the modified Tarafa bill, introduced in the Cuban senate Jast evening, be- that the objectionable features railroad consolidation have been eliminated passage by PFedR houses lieve the port of measnies that its There »re Ro sentimental songs in | is agzured I8 that It mentions so Mang greatl peo- | the »l | eharacteristics, but | they're all more or less all He has| is understood to and | every T'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD CHARLES P, STEWART ry country had & national bird or animal, like the American eagle, the British len and the Rus- slan begr, the ox ought to be reserved for Argenting. The ox I8 very, very strong—but By i shiftin tinotly lsn' The Universities elub, Buenos Aires, in the home of Argentine boxing, 1'v seen dogens of the republic’s best men including Firpe, in action there and ke-——plent: of power, byt ne speed, Let one of them land and down goes Whal he landed on. But he can't follow up an advantage, It lan't lack of sclence, 1t's Inabitity te think and act quickly niess Firpo is different from nearly all his countrymen, this is & thing he never can learn, . WETS AND DRYS Attorney General Daugherty, re- porting on three years of prohibition, calls it “one of the most (tragic epochs in American history relative to law enforcement"-—"a sordid story of assassination, bribery and corrup- tion” Invelving “the very sanctums wherein the Inviolabllity of the law was presumed to he sacred."” However, the report concludes that the attorney general is “highly satl fled, It will be recalled that some time before his death President Harding asked if the navy can be used in en- forcing prohibition, Attorney Gen- eral Daugherty now Answers “no" —not without congressional authori- zation, It's announced from the White House that President Coolidge doesn't intend to ask such authorization. TROUKLE IN SPAL The Catalan provinces, in the cou try's northeast corner, Aare Spal great industrial reglon, Being the big producers, the Catalans pay a large share of the taxes, They say the gov- ernment wastes them, mainly on & needlgssly long-drawn-out war in Morocco. * Finally they've balked on keeping this up. 1n doing so, they invited other big taxpaying districts to join in their revolt. The Basque prov- Inces, in the central north, where the mining’s done, and Galicla, In the northeast, accepted. 3 It was so serlous that Premier Alhucemas' cabinet had to quit. What's described as a “military di- rectorate,” headed by Primo Rivera, captain-general of Catalonia, has taken the cabinet's place. Virtually it's something llke & Fascisti movement, but there are many “reds” among the Catalans and Basques and it may take a commun- istlc turn yet. It amounts to a near- revolution already and thregtens ‘o become a real one. ITALY RATHER MILDER Italy, which seemed bent on war in the Balkans, has modified her tone a little. Premier Mussolinl agrees to re- lcase the Greek Islands he grabbed on Sept. 27. And he's made a new offer to Jugoslavia concerning control of the disputed city of Fiume. Jugo- slavia meant to fight before ucep}ln; bis first proposition. She's consider- ing the new one. There may yet be trouble, but it's been delayed anyway. Jugoslavia (Greater Serbia) has sent a threatening note to Bulgaria, owing to the presence of bands of Bulgarian irregular troops on her frontier. Another danger! GERMANY AND FRANCE Chancellor Stresemann admits Ger- many's lost her ‘“passive resistance' fight in the Ruhr.- He says he's will- ing to mortgage German private in- dustry, commerce, finance and agri- culture to Krance to secure payment of war damages. Negotiations haven't progressed far enough yet to judge how they're likely to end. The trouble is, Germany \1s trying to negotiate and France {s demanding surrender, CUMMUNICATED ew Britain Girls Sept. 18, 1023, The New Britain Herald, Gentlemen:— I am an overseas American Legion man who went to the convention in, your most hospitable city and I won- der if you would care to print this letter in your paper. I feel very deeply in debt to the young women from the factories, stores, etc., who entertgimed us so wonderfully at the two Armory dances. Their spirit and hospitality made two evenings for us visiting Legion men of such enjoyment that ve will never forget them and all they | id, even to the making of their own costumes. I feel that such effort should get its reward. We get kicks in this; world but very little appreciation, and 1 want them to know how 1 feel and how greatly I thank them for those two Armory dances. 1 have heard the same thoughts volced by other Legion men” who were there. These young women own a warm spot in our hearts and memories. It was the best conven- tion of the Connecticut department of the Leglon ever held, and these young | women had. one of the biggest parts to put over and make It a success, | that of making us strangers feel at home in your city. Every one else who had anything to do with the great success of the whole affair deserves a | 1ot of thanks, and I myself and Post| 78 of Ridgefield, Conn, join me in | thanks to all, especially to all the | young women who were French costume but real true Americans In | manners and hospitality. Sincerely, ALLEN W. SHELTON, | Ridgefield, Conn. Post 78, | American Legion. 'l'llank‘ to N ‘ AUTOS FOR 0. P. OUTING | The committee on transportation | the Third Ward Republican elub | nounced yesterday that automobilcs will leave Franklin Square for Lake Compounce.at noon Saturday and at of frequent intervals thercafter until bearer of a ticket for the outing | has been conveyed to the Lake, The commitkee reports that there will be| wo shoitage of autos. CELLS T0 BECOME . PART OF SCHOOLS Obio Chaplain Doesn't Like 1o See Men Waste Time Columbus,, Sept, 21.—HBorn in the mind of Cha n T, O, Reed of the Ohio penitentiary as he watched men brood in thelr cells during idle time, an idea, which those who are foster- ing it declare has been halled as “the greatest step forward in prison work in years," shortly will be put into ex. ecution in penitentiaries of the coun- try, ‘The project has heen named the Intra-Wall Correspondence’ Schools, and its preject is to provide means whereby convicts in their cells may obtain an education in whatever they wish, Chaplain € has operdted such a school in the Ohio penitentiary for 14 months. The students number 1,600 out of a population of 2,600, Publisher Alds ow, with the aid of Napoleon Hill of New York, publisher of a monthly magazine, Intra-Wall Schools are be- ing established In the féderal prison at Atlanta, Ga, and & budget of $1,600,000 has been set to extend the work to every penitentiary in the United States. According to Mr, Hill, the greatest employers of labor In the United States have endorsed the plan and have assured him that every man turned out by the Intra- Wall School and vouched for by its officers will be given a position in the work for which he has fitted himself as soon as prison ‘gates close behind him, They also have assured him de- clared Mr. Hill, that nothing will be made known of the graduate's past lite and that he will take his place on equal terms with all other em- ployes. “What we want to do,” said Mr. Hill, “is to meet mentally these men who are shut off from the outside world. We're going to prove to them that they have something to look for- ward to, then put in their hands the tools with which they can carve out their future.” k Great Support. Wardens and chaplains of peniten- tiaries in every section of the country have agreed to support the schools, and governors of 456 states have el dorsed them. Mr. Hill has agreed to donate $2,600 to each school as it is founded. National headquarters of the system will be' established here, with Chaplain Reed as director. As soon as the Atlanta school is functioning a third will be established in the Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, prison, and after that two states will be taken at a time. An administration building to cost $100,000 is planned for Columbus. The method is the same as that of recognized correspondence schools. At the Ohlo penitentiary the lessons have been turned out on a hand press by the prisoners. The idea has taken such hold there, according to Chap- lain Reed, that it is not unusual to hear men calling to each other from their cells, today; boy, I beat you."” From Nuts to Soup at Backward Social The Men's club of Stanley* Memerial church will give a “backward social” tomorrow evening beginning at 7:30 ° o'clock at the church parlors. All members of the parish are welcome to attend. Throughout the evening every- thing will be in reverse order, such as entering by the back door, walking backwards, read- ing backwards, etc. An enter- tainment will be furnished by members of the club and, re- freshments served. Anyone wishing to wear cos- tumes may do so providing the reverse order is carrigd sout. ——— e . EVERETT TRUE “I got 95 in arithmetic| the suspension’ o other man's pay @ \OI'Q". Men do not make laws. They do but dis- cover them, Large profits mean large pay rolls ut profits must be the re. sult of servica per- formed. In no other land will the work of a day bring #0 large & reward in material and , spiritual welfare, Do the day's work, If it be to protect the rights of the weak, whoever objects, do it. If It be to help a pow- erful corporation better to serve the peopl whatever the oppesi- tion, do that, Expect to be called a . stand- patter, but don't be a stand-patter, Expect to be called a dem gogue, but don't be a demagogue, Don't he tate to be as nevelu- tionary as science. Don't hesitate to be as reactionary as the mul. tiplication table. The foregoing excerpts are from the writings. of President Coolidge, a series of which will be printed in the Herald for 10 Saturday’s beginning September Tfie' Herald ' is the only newspaper published in New Britain in which thesé articles, copyright by the Presj. dent of the United States, ‘41 appear. Observations on . The Weather New Haven and vicinity, showers tonight and Friday, slightly warmer tonight. X { Connecticut: Showers tonight and Friday; slightly warmer tonight; mod- crate to fresh south'winds. Y Conditions: Pleasant weather con- tinues along the Atlantic coast. No decided change in temperature has occurred in any section east of the Rocky Mountains during thé last 24 hours. Conditions favor for this vicinity rain late tonight and Friday rain in the morning probably fellowed by clearing and cooler in the afternoen. Eastern New York, showers tonight and Friday, warmer in north and één- tral portion tonight; moderate to fresh southerly winds. South New England, showers to- night and Friday, slightly warmer to. night; moderate to fresh southéast and south winds. INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY Geneva, Sept. 20.—Another outlet for the expression of world opinion in support of the League of Nations has been opened here in the inaugura- tion of a movemgnt of universities of many nations for the establishmient of international university. Delegations representing Amarican, England, France, Switzeérland univer sitles are acting to reach this end. — BY CONDO THING. WE'VE GOT | MY D=AR MRS. TRUS, To BUY IS A~ tLse IXSTEAD OF TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO GUY NHY DOopNT YWu TRY Yo THINK OF SOoNSTH Wtio ING. WE CAN DO =1 ONE THING WE N Do . WITHOUT S THaT eRAND OF HUMOR I}

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