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& syrup. MY MARRIAGE PROBLEMS Adele Garrison's New Phase of REVELATIONS OF A WIFE The Reckloss Ruse Madge Tried and the Race She Ran As I saw the gray limousine ap- proaching——the same car, 1 was sure ==which had trailed my taxi on Fifth avenue, a feeling of panic almost made me control of the wheel.| It lasted for only the rraction of a | second, however, and then 1 forced| my brain to planning my course. | TLat they were looking for me it| was foolish to question, after Lillian’s warning. | With the thought that there was| ore chanee in a thosand of their not 1ecognizing me if | vent over the| wheel and dashod past them, I erouched low, and pressed my foot on | the acc ator. But before the car had covered much more than its own jength the vision of my little lad stopped me. They must not be per- mitted to come near him, It they obtained a good look at me, I reasoned, they would, ne doubt, turn the car and start in pursuit of me, and even if T eluded them, which, with a sinking heart, I doubted, they would realize that my trail led away | from the farmhouse instead of toward | it. The car was almost upon me, pro-, ceeding at a leisurely pace, and TI| guessed that someone within it was| watching the road. Being careful nor | to stall my engine, I brought my own | car to a stop, held out my hand 1in the usual motorist's signal for aid. | “What Do You Want?" The gray limousine slowed, swung in so close to me that the fenders of the two cars almost touched. I had left myself plenty of space at the right, however, and 1 had my car ready for a touch to send it onwarc. But I needed all the resolution I haa to keep myself sanely polsed when Y| saw in the car the fashlonably yash- mak-veiled woman, whe, I was sure, was Grace Draper. She neither moved nor spoke as the car halted. Only her eyes gleamed in- scrutably between the folds of tne veil shrouding her face. But a power- ful-looking man at her side growled discourteously: at do you want?"” this,” I said rapidly. “You 1 nobody you wish at the farm- | Mrs. Underwood and my father | have gone to Washington, and I am | on my way to New York for two days.” I did not wait for an answer, for| at my weeds both the chauffeur and | the big man sprang to the gréund. Y[ missed the leap of one to the running[ board, the snatch at the wheel of the| other by the fraction of an inch and | a second. And then I tearing down the road, getting every ounce! of speed out of my small car, men-| tally calculating the chances of react ing some village or farmhouse before | they should overtake me. A Quick Decision It was an almost hopeless outloolk, | 1 knew, for T had been over the road sufficiently to remember that I was upon a particularly lonely stretch. No use either to appeal to any passing motorist, even if a car should come 1n| was sight. There was more than a chance | that the motorist would not stop, ana 1 should lose valuahle time by slowing up. Never in my motoring career have I ever thought T would long to see a motorcycle officer halt my car, but 1 subconsciously prayed for a sight of the familiar uniform, even though T knew how hopeless the petition was. It was the season of the ar when the force numbers its fewest men, and each has an immense ameunt of ter-| ritory to cover. 1 did not dare to turn my head at the speed 1 was going, but I knew if| no accident had hefallen the gra limousine it would be upon me be- fore many more minutes, or perhaps seconds. It was a powerful, costly car-—in comparison to its engine mine was a child’s wind-up toy—Its chauf- feur was an experienced driver, and the race could have but one conclu- sion. WOTHER MOVE _ CHILD'S BOWELS “California Fig Syrup” is Child's Best Laxative | ing of oursclves. | Half of them Hopelessly T watched the mirror set left of my windshield, 1 guessed they would blow no horn as they drew up to me, and their en- gine was so perfect a thing that 1@ heard no sound at alh wnen in the mirror 1 caught my fiest glimpse of them stealing up on me. I saw what they meant to do. They would crowd me toward the ditch on the side of the road, so that I would be compelled to stop my ecar or crash into the ditch, With the reflection that it would be better to face whatever awaited me with my body and mind uninjured, 1 put out my hand in the signal for stopping—that instinctive action of the experienced motorist, and turned the switch key of my car, wondering hopelessly when I should next hold it in my hand. at SLEEPY —I.LD_’}‘E.‘LALES THE TALE OF DANGER AGAIN! The geese were swimming in the pond again. On this day Grandma Goose found the flock somewhat hard to manage. No matter what she said, they wouldn't keep together. wquld straggle off, making it very difficult for Grandma Goose to Kkeep her eye on them. And General Gander was the worst of s, e Well, that was exactly what the Ganonal Aid. the lot. spoken to him quite sharply three times, he paid little heed to her. “The General getting unruly again,” Grandma Goose muttered. “I'll have to give him something he won't forget in a hurry.” Now, the General was on the far- ther side of the pond, close to the bank. is &0 Gk i AN INTIMATE STORY OF et } | I 5) Evorions RevEALD [N va%& Copyriht 1923-N.EA. Service InG. Alden Prescott. My Dear Boy: As you knew do, I went to see your friend, Miss Priscilla Bradford, on Friday after- noon and took her to the club to tea with your cousin, Mary Alden—she calls you “Cousin John Alden.” 1 think my young sister, Alice, called the turn when she said—-lLes, they » dumb-bells.” he first word your Priscilla Brad- ford d to be s, “You know I have played and quarreled and made up with your fiance ever since we were young childven. T could tell you much about him that you do not know."” 1 answered, “I expect You see, he never spoke much about his boyhood frien the exception of Iney Carton I don't remember that he ever men- tioned one of them, either man or woman to me. We had so short a time together that I guess we did what all lovers do—used all of it talk- that I was going to that is to me very Sometimes, lover mine, T think per- haps that is the sweetest part of jov- ing—this ving “when did you first know that you loved me” and “isn’t it | more beautiful than we could possibly | name just s Even if cross, feverish, bi stipated or full of cold, children love the “fruity” taste of “California Fig Syrup.” A teaspoonful never Tails to clean the liver and bowels. In a few hours you can see for yoursell how thoroughly it works all the souring food and nasty bile out of the stom- ach and bowels, and you h a well, | playful child again. i Millions of mothers keep “Califor- | nia Fig Syrup” handy. They know a | teaspoonful today saves a sick child | tomorrow. Ask your druggist for genuine “California I"ig S8yrup"” which has directions for babies and ,chil- dren of all ages printed on bottle, Mother! You must say “California™ or you may get an imitation fig | I have dreamed” and “think of it, sweetheart, this Is the way it will be forever'” and all those other exclama- tions that go to make up the long, leng conversations of Jovers, “Have you arranged for all your bridesmaids?" Priscilla asked (that ts her). T knew by the way she asked it that she thought I ought to ask her to be one, but 1 won't, John. I'm only going to have pretty giris to be my bridesmaid and go I answered—"Oh, yes, with the exception of my young sister here, they are all classmates at school.” Her face fell at this, and Mary Alden spoke up—"No bridegroom gets much consideration at his own wed- ding, dors he? One might think that sometimes he might want some on of ils relatives in the wedding party. “Not in Ameri I answered. “You gee, over here it stage and no one notices the bride- groom except to sense the fact that he | together— is in ‘the conventional black'."” Just the Alice spied Karl Whitney | di coming in she calied from the golf links, him over. Karl was only too glad to come, for although 1 havent't said very much to you about him, “he has played and quarreled and and Though Grandma Goose had | Grandma Goose clapped herland d | Letter From Leslie Hamilton (o Johnmade up with me since we were chil- |in fact I know, that Karl would have | John, 1 really could. £0. | With | one of the times|it when the girl has the center of the|just as impatient l bill together in firm way ) had, And she had already started to swim toward the General when slap! camo the warning of a muskrat's tall apon the water, It was the danger signal again! Grandma Goose began to call the members of her flock, “This way!" she ecrled, Quick!" Every goose began to paddle like mad. Even those silly creatures to whom the General had talked behind the barn hurried to join Grandma Goose, They were terribly fright. enecd, In a few minutes Grandma Goose led the flock up the bank. And there, at the top, she paused for one last backward look. She saw some- body, flapping, at the water's edge, across the pond, It was the General, He hadn't obeyed her, “Come here this called, But General Gander only waved his wings the faster, without moving from the spot where he was, He an. swered something that Grandma Goose couldn't quite hear, “What's that he's saying asked her flock. “l think he's calling for Aunt Gussie Goose told her, “Poor fellow!” Grandma Goose ex- rlaimed. “The mink has caught him. it serves him right, because he wouldn't mind me, PBut I can't help feeling sorry. You know, the General is my own grandson.” It wasn't a very gay procession that fled back to the farm yard. Somehow the flock missed General) Gander, It secemed queer not to hear Grandma Goose scolding him, The next morning Grandma said that they'd go to the pond for their vsual swim. The whole flock marched elose together. There wasn't a single straggler, “My sake: cried Grandma Goose as soon as she looked across. the pond. “What's that?" Every goose craned her neck and looked, toa. Not one could helieve it was the General, exactly where they had last seen him. But it was. (Copyright, 23, by Metropolitan Ne aper Service), GINGER ALE SALAD DY BERTHA E. SHAPLEIGH Of Columbia University Soak a tablespoon of gelatin in one-fourth cup of cold water 15 min- utes, add two tablespoois of sugar, one-eighth teaspoon of salt, a few grains of cayenne and one-fourth cup of boiling water, and stir until dis- solved, if necessary placing over hot water. Then add a tablespoon of lemon juite and a cup of ginger ale, Place the dish in a pan of cold water and as it (the liquid) begins to stiffen, fold in two cups of mixed fruit. Turn into a mold, or individual molds, and chill. Serve on lettuce to which has been cream. In place of the gelatin, which has to be soaked and dissolved, with the addition of lemon juice and sugar, use any of the prepared lemon gelatin mixtures. A good combination of fruit is or- ange, apple, canned pineapple, cher- ries, or, in season, raspberries and strawberries, banana and marshmal- lews. A tablespoon of preserved cut into small pleces, is good. This dish may be served as salad rt. to "'Quick! instant!™ ghe she help,”| 1923 with mayonnaise added beaten ginger, dren” and everybody in this town ex- pected us to marry. As you said to me about Priscilla Bradford, I think, been glad to have me for his wife. M Alden was tactiess enough to tell Miss Bradford-—‘this is the man we all thought Miss Hamilton would marry."” Karl, biess his heart, loyal to me to the last, answered, “This man had no such impression as that, Miss Alden, although he would have been happy to have been principal in the coming drama instead of standing on the side lines and giving a wordiess blessing.” | I could have hugged him! Yes, T think that's about all of interest that happened. Those two girls never did say a word unless I started the| conversation. I knew they were criti- cizing me from the top of my mar- celled hair to the new buckle shoes on my feet, which, by the way, have high French heels and contrasted | greatly with their sensible oxfords. Darling, I'm so glad we are not go- ing to live in your old town. I never| could be friends with your Priscilla Bradford if I should live to be a thousand years old. You haven't said one word to me about whether you ever told another | girl you loved her. Surely you did; not tell that Bradford girl that, did| you? Don't think it is too trivial a question to answer, John, for T could not bear it if 1 thought you had| made love to some other girl in just| the dear way that you have made| love to me. Not that 1 am jealous! Oh no! 1 never could be jealous; that is anp ac- knowledgment of inferiority and T| thank my stars that I have no infer.| fority complex. Dear boy, T am rambling along in this letter just for the mere sake of | talking to you. Tt some way brings| me almost within your dear arme. 1 let my imagination revel a little and now I'm sitting on the arm of ,\’ouri chair, my cheek tight against yours,| and instead of writing it, T am say- it Jack, 1T love you and T am as you for that you and 1 will go away st you and me.” Where are we going on our wed- ng trip, John? I hadn't thought of that before, because he it far or near, rast or we north or south, T care not if you are with Your own, day when LESLIE. DAILY FA! RVIC Blouses Not Shirtwaists For Spring —_— The day when a blouse was a shirt. walst is gone forever, If there were any doubt about this fashion meta. morphosis the new spring blouses would settle the question, Overblouse styles every one of them, oxcept out.and-out sport models, They glitter with metallie embroidery and blaze with all the colors of the spectrum, Most of them are fuil bloused styles caught lew on the hips with wide belts, Egypt, Persia, India, Japan and China have contributed brilllant de. signs to the silks and cottons of which they are made, O Gossip’s Corner Extreme Style When the: hat is colorful and large it is quite apt to go to about it, A huge shape of lavender straw is trimmed with a smashing bow of purple and white taffeta. Three Piece A very smart suit of blue twill is trimmed on the jacket and skirt with braid in a shade of deep blue, just the extremes | shade of the blouse which is a part of the costume. Of White Felt Tiny hats of white felt have prac- tically no brims, but an interesting pompon or a bow of taffeta ribbon, cut in points and frayed. Coral and Yellow report and quotations; news bulletins, 7:45 p. m,—Musical program. WGI . I S Y oA 55 . A 0 . ent compliment to its Delicious avor and High BLACIK (Orange Pekoe Blend) Quality. MIXED or GREEN —SEALED PACKETS ONLY. CHARLIE CHAPLIN AT PALACE, 4 What is the biggest laugh in Charlie Chaplin’s latest First National pic- ture, “The Pllgrim,” the comedy of a thousands laughs, at the Palace the- ater? Thousands insnst a plum pud- ding wins it, Chaplin as an escaped convict wearing a minister's clothes, is mis- taken by the small town congregi- tion as their newly-arrived parson. At the home of one or the members a special dinner is prepared for him. Visitors arrive, including a couple with a mischievious hoy. The festivities in honor of the new “parson’ are somewhat spoiled be- cause the precoclous youngster uses his father's derby as a covering for the plum pudding. The unsuspccting Charles pours the sauce over t. Arrangements have been made whereby school children will be able to see Charlie after school. As an added photoplay attraction Anita Stewart is offered in “The Question of Honor,” a thrilling drama with Miss Stewart in a splendid role. A black crepe de chine gown gains | (American Radio & Research Corp.,|The Keith vaudeville offers four good of elab- and pale distinetion by the addition orate embroidery in coral vellow, Put in Some Salt If you put salt in the gasoline you vse for cleaning your clothes there will be no objectionable ring. Cleaning Black Silk Black silk that looks old and rusty may be rejuvenated by sponging it with hot ecoffee and pressing while damp on the reverse side, Takes Out Stain Before washing glasses in which milk has stood rinse in cold water. This will prevent the cloudy effect, Divid the Plums When making fruit cake put half the dough inte the pan, then the fruit, nd then the remainder of the batter. his will secure a more equitable di- vision of the plums. VOICES IN THE AIR KDKA (Westinghouse—Ilast Pittsburgh). Monday, March 19, 1923 6:15 p. m.—Dinner concert by the {DKA Little Symphony orchestra. rrent Tivents. “‘Pies and the Art of ing Perfect Pie Crust” by H. V. P. s, Corn Products Refining com- Pittsburgh. 306 p. m~—"Men's Evening,” con- ducted by the J. G. Bennett Co., Pitts- burgh, consisting of articles of special interest to men. 5 p. m~—The visit to the little folks by the dreamtime lady. § p. m.—Features of particular in. terest to men. 8:30 p. m.—Concert by the KDKA jittle Symphony orchestra, under di- rection of Victor Saudek; and the Sentinel male quartet. WIZ (Westinghvuse—Newark.) 6 p. m.-—Business and industrial conditions in the U. 8 as observed by National Industrial eonference board. | 7 p. m.-—"Bedtime Thornton Burgess. 7:15 p. m.—Stories from St. Nich-| olas magazine, 30 p.m University of the air." 8:40 p. m.—Concert by Dorothy Brough, lyric soprano, of New York city, Helen Steele, accompantst. 915 p. m—U. 8 Army Night. “Army Athletics” by Gen. Robert 1. Jullard, commander of the Second Corps area. stories” by WGY (General Electric Co. Sehenectady, N. Y.) 6 p. m.—Produce and stock market!| Medford Hillside, Mass.) 6 p. m—Late news flashes—Early sports news, 6:15 p. m.—Code practice. number 22, 6:30 p. m.—Boston police reports. Wool market news furnished by the Commercial bulletin, WBZ (Westinghouse-Springfield) Lesson 7:30 p. m.—Kiddies animal guessing contest. Concert by quartet of the First Congregational church, West Springfield, Mass., George Favor, pian- ist and director; Miss Minnie Bagg, soprano; Mrs. Eva G. Martin, alto; Thomas l.ondergan, tenor; Frederick Fish, bass. 8:15 p. m.—Concert by IFabiola E. Richardson, soprano; Florence Short- sleeve Fay, violinist; Myrtle I. Ashe, pianist. WHAZ (Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, §:15 p. m.—Musical program by Donnelly orchestra. Vocalists: John J. Fogarty accompanied hy Gregory Ball; Ray Marcell, Mrs. Thomas But- ler, Miss Nan O'Connor, accompanist. Address by Dr. Albert W. Davison, professor of chemical engineering Rensselaer Polytechnic institute. Sub. ject, “The Chemical Engineer.” THE YOUNG LADY ACROSS THE WAY Tady acress the way & BT ey Aoy Aoy o 4 harkty but the sippotes b makes = o of ey o the sale oF bis medicinee The well-mannered man or woman heeds the art of greeting acquaint. | ances properly. The more one goes, ! the more he will meet and the more | he must greet, A greeting can be | cither repellant or attractive; it can| bar one's way to social progress or cun help one along the road to popu- | larity. Greetings. | 1—A man meeting a woman ac-| quaintance on the street lifts his hat | from his head with the hand farthest | removed from her, and bows, ) 2-—A man on the strest never shakes hands with a woman without first removing his right glovs, “Par-, don my glove!" is bad form. - At th opera or ball he keepa his giove on. 3—Gentlemen always shake hands when introduced; women usually; but women rarely offer their hands to men just introduced to them. 4—Acquaintances usually shake kands on mecting. There should be | strength and warmth and sincerity in the handclasp. (U< fuul Manners for any per- son, except for the gravest reason, to fail to return a bow of civility; no man ever is justified in “cut- ting a woman of good repute, 5-~Only at a wedding do people greet each other in church; then their grectings should be exchanged briefly and in low tones. acts headed by Valentino's Orchestra with Mary Lec and Fred KeHy. On Thursday, DiVito’s Band, Connec- ticut's favorites, wily appear here in vaudeville. Rev. E. E. Adams Gives Second of Lenten Talks Rev, E. E. Adams of the Assyrian mission of the Soutn Congregational church preached the second in a ser- ies of Lenten sermens last evening, his topic being “The Second Birth.” His text was St. John, 3:3, in which Jesus spoke to Nicosemus, the great teacher of Israel. Jesus told him that men must be born again if they wish to be true children of God and of heaven, Nicodemus could not under- stand the meaning of being ‘“horn again.”” Rev. Mr. Adams said that this was not strange as there are a great many people in vhis age who are called Christians, who attend church and study the Bible, but who cannot understand the meamng of the words. “I dare say there are a good many religious leaders Lke Nicodemus, preaching and teaching, who are not ‘born again,”’ he dectared. ‘“The new birth converts the man just like the wind,” Rev. Mr. Adams said. “He can feel in his heart that a great change is coming over him, cleansing and purifying him, and making him complete.” Connecticut Highway Dept. To Have Its Representation Harrisburg, Pa., March 10.—Gover- nor Pinchot has received acceptances from many states to his invitation for a conference here on March 23 and 24 of state highway officials. They include Virginia, Missouri, New York, Oklahoma, Maryland, Connecticut, Minnesota, Mississippi, Delaware, West Virginia, Jowa, Rhode Island, Georgia, Colorado, New Jersey, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessec and Ohio, NEW RAILROAD UES, Washington, March 19.—The Penn- sylvania railroad applied today to the interstate commeree commission for authorization to issue and sell $31,- 500,000 in five per cent equipment trust certificates to assist in tinancing purchases within the next months of $39,500,000 worth of new equipment. ENGAGED TO FIFTEEN Berlin, Germany-—A man calling himself “Herr Maier"” got himself en- gaged to fifteen girls in different parts of Germany and told each to meet him at a cafe here. They all came but Maier didn't, So they went home single. FOX’S NOW PLAYING —BIG JATURES—2 Charlie Chaplin N THE PILGRIM DICK TALMADGE, In “WILDCAT JORDAN" BIG VAUDEVILLE SHOW THURS, — FRI, — SAT. LON CHANE! “SHADOW? Palace—Coming. Soon The Photoplay the World Has Been Waiting ror. “THE CHRISTIAN” T L ——— HEE PILGRIM, CHAPLIN—FOX'S, Several hundred persons were turned away at Fox's last night, so great was the crowd that wanted to see Charlie Chaplin in The Pilgrim. However, this picture will run through Wednesday of this week, giving am- ple opportunity for all to see it. Tonight, accompaning this picture will be another feature, Richard Tal- madge in Wildcat Jordan, a fast mov- ing, spectular drama. The vaudeville program Is com- posed of four well balanced numbers, the feature being an elaborate and picturesque dancing revue put on by Allen and the Raymond sisters. On the same bill 1§ the Hanson duo, Burns and Alling are likewise a good team, having a line of patter and comedy chatter that is all to the merry. These peppy people also sing and dance, For the last half of the week Fox's will star that dean o all sereen char- acter actors of his especial type—Lon Chaney—in Shadows. CONFERENCE WEDNESDAY First Session of Preliminary Assem- bly on-Near East to be Called to Order by Lord Curzon, London, March 19.—(By Associated Fress)—The first session of the pre- liminary conference on the Near East- ern conference to be held at the Brit- ish foreign office Wednesday will be presided over by Lord Curzon, after which the meetings will be condutced Ly the experts of Great Britain, France and Italy, the three powers party to the conference, 1t is expected considerable difficul- ty will be encountered in dealing with the questions involved in the Turkish counter proposals to the Lausanne draft treaty, but the tone of Ismet Pasha’s covering letter which is point- od to as evincing the Kemalists de- sire for peace, is a cause for the op- timism which appears to prevail in Dritish circles. The allied experts are not expected to conclude their deliberations before the Easter holidays and thus the re- sumption of the TLausanne meeting will be prepared until early April. Don't Ask Me American Legion Revue Opens Tonight At Lyceum Theater Prices 25¢ to $1.50 Reserved Seats At Crowell’s Drug Store Tonight, Tues., Wed. Capacity Crowds Last Night Screamed at CHARLES JCHAPLI A 4 Reels of Laughs The Children Can See Charlie After School Added Photoplay Feature Anita Stewart in “The Question of Honor” See—The Big Explosion! Anita as a gun-toting hero- ine of the hills KEITH VAUDEVILLE If It’s Keith’s—It's The Best Show In Town! featuring VALENTINO’S ORCHESTRA with Mary Lee and Fred Kelly .s~=Di Vite's Band The Philathea Class of Trinity M, E. Church Presents Mother Goose Village--A Bazaar With Tearoom, Tableaux and Movies MARCH 20TH, 6—10 P. M.