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Adele Garrison's New Phase of REVELATIONS OF A WIFE The Astonishing Facts Harry Under- wood Calmly Disclosed to Madge. “That's right " Mr. Underwood ex- elaimed sullenly, “Laugh your darn- fool head off when a guy's just hand- ed you the sincerest splel of his whole life! But that's a woman every time, They're all alike—not an ounce of appreclation or discernment In the whole tribe of 'em He made the announcement with the air of a man who had at least rivalled Einstein. And morbidly de- presseed as 1 was, 1 could not resist another smile, which luckily Mr. Un- derwood, absorbefl in his grievance, did not notice. I could have retorted that his flam- boyant speech and sulkiness when I falled to appreciate it had proved to me again that men do not differ much in their mental and emotional processes. But I wisely repressed it Instead, 1'prepared to apologize for my involuntary rudeness. A Kindly Apology After all—or was it my vanity speaking ?—his voice and manner had been undoubtedly sincere, and like most other men recreant to their mar- riage vows. Harry Underwood no ~ doubt cherished the conviction that if he only had married the right wom- an he could have been the subject of any one of the time-wern similes con- cerning truth. “Please forgive me for laughing,” 1 said softly, “I—I-—really didn’t mean to but—someway—"" “The idea of me as a magnet-and pole proposition sort of upset you i ¥ Mr. Underwood queried with a reluct- ant grin. “Well! TI'll admit it is a bit ludicrous, considering my record. But don't you ever forget, Lady Fair, that with you-—oh, what's the use !" He broke off disgustedly, and then he hastened to add: “You'd stand by and see me boiled in oil if it would save the Dicky-bird from the pain of having a feather or two pulled out. I might as well cut out the maple-syrup-and-honey talk, though it's the sincerest I ever spieled and get down to cases.” His voice deepened strangely with the last woirds, and his whole man- ner changed. He was neither the . devil-may-care ne'er-do-well, nor the sentimental pretty speechmaker when he spoke again, but the sombre man of mystery of whom 1 had had a glimpse or two before. Madge Is Terrified. “You think, of course, that I'm a totally irresponsible jack-in-the-box,” he sald with a suspicion of bitterness, more than a hint of cold wrath in his voice. “And the Lord knows T've given you and everybody else reason to think so. But there's one subject upon which 1 am absolutely stralght goods and authority——that s, the dan ger of your running around the coun- try alone. If the Dicky-bird didn't need killing for this last stunt, he'd deserve it for not looking after you | better. Believe me, Ilittle one, when | I see him-—as I'm going to make it my husiness to do in the next few hours—I'm going to scare the sus- penders off him about you." “Don’t be absurd,” I sald pettish. Iy, with a lively fear of such a rep- | resentation to Dicky, and a half- frightened curiosity as to his meaning, although indeed, I had a strong sus- picion of what was going on in his brain, “These aren't the middle ages, I'm in no danger.” “You're not, eh?" he retorted. Then he put his face close to mine, and sald significantly. “You think I'm speaking wildly and without founda- tion. Listen to this, if you please." Swiftly, dramatically, he told me the whole story of Smith's sojourn in our vicinity, of his attempt upon my life, with Tom Chester's interference, of his flight, and named his where- abouts in Canada. He omitted only my trailing of Smith, and from that I deduced that he must have gained his information from Smith himself, or from some one near to him. And then he fairly raised the hair on my scalp with the added remark. “And you tell Lil from me that if she tries any stunt with you such as she has with that pretty little nurse-— what's her name, Katherine Bicket? sending her spang into the lion's den with the door locked after . her, I'll come down there and show her I'm her legal husband yet, with the I right to an uppercut or’two.” T looked at him in blank terror. “How did you know about Kather- ine?” T asked. "Han—hu—any'hlnk happened to her?” LAFAYETTE BARS FRESHMEN College Adopts Modified One-Year Residence Rule Easton, Pa., Dec. 6.—The Lafayette college faculty at a meeting last eve ning voted to adopt the modified one- year ruling as proposed by the fac- ulty athletic committee. The one- vear rule, which will go into effect in September, 1923, bars freshmen from playing football against institutions which enforce a cne-year rule. The first-year men, however, will be per- mitted to play for Lafayette against colleges which do not have a one-year residence rule. 'The new rule will ap-! ply only to football. __DEEP WATERS— BY ZOE BECKLEY. A MESSAGE FROM 2 THE STOWAWAY. “Here, on board? My daughter!” Barrett could not grasp the meaning of what the steward said. Then sud- denly he strode off, without waiting the man's answer, without knowing Where he was going— The steward followed and guided him eagerly. Almost out of hearing, Barrett turned and called to Myra. “Please forgive me—and won't you come?” She hesitated, then waved to him not to wait for her. Barrett was quickly led to the sa- lon doctor's office. Here on a couch lay Alice, her clothes soiled with the dust and oil of her hiding place. Al- ways a spiritual type, she now looked as fragile as a lily. Only her eyes kept their liveliness and were burning feverishly bright and hungry. When her father éntered, she tried to rise. “Father!" He dropped to the couch beside her, and pressed her gently back against the cushion, took her face in his hands. The ship doctor, a white-clad nurse and an officer went quietly from the room HOW TO PUT A “Kick” INIT —A ti “drys!’ We are all hable to feel “out of sorts” at times— Heed something with a kick” in it to clear the bram brlghten the eye, put “pep” in the system. Best way to do this is to !:axke—W|th or without, a chaser” —that harmless yet thoroughly efficient familymedicine,Beecham’s Pills. “Two for adults and one for children” is the phrase § of health that has meant good digestion and a clear systemtocountless healthy, happy people th world over for the past 80 years. " At Al Druggists—25c and p for “wets” and “ALICE—~MY LITTLE GIRL, HOW YOU FRIGHTENED US."” “Alice—my little girl, frightened us,” began he found speech. “Your Why did you do this? For an instant she made no answer; and in his suspense Barrett suddenly | |remembered the others who were in | worse anxiety. With a muttered “One | second, dear,” he opened the door, and shouted to the officer he could see standing down the passage, “Please— | someone—send a wireless—"" The man came, pencil and paper ready, and Barrett dictated “Alice with me safe and well. John Bar- rett.” Then he rejoined his daughter. “Now, darling, yon must tell me a| |litt1e about it." | The girl was sitting with drooped |head, hands limp in her lap “There isn't anything-—really, fa-| |ther, to tell—except I had-—to come. Junior told me you were sailing—this |boat—and I just couldn’t bear it. T| came, and hid in a place where there | were lots of boxes and barrels, No| lone noticed me for ever so long. Oh, Father, I couldn’t let you go—and leave me—alone.” | "But your mother, “Mother, yes. But you too." Again they had come to the barrier r»( overwhelming emotion that would | not yield to reason, circumstance, per- | |suasion or even the instinet for seif- | | preservation. Barrett put his arms| about his daughter, face to herd | “Well, Hon, if you must have me, I must have you. We'll we'll see.” | | What he so0 hard to f “Oh, Dad, i all be hurt Dean—"" Startled, how you've Barrett when mother! dearest!" she—~] wanted see was trying to “see” was that she feit it too.! 50 hard. Why must we | Mother-—you-—Myra " o looked into her face. he (To Be Continued). | | sald anything to his family about a | hear him, | And that was strange. { “They must be roosting in the trees.| | light snow that covered the ground.| i asked him. | weakened bowel | tam. | physical power. EEPY - TIME TALES TRACKS IN THE SNOW, Mr. Fox was almost sorry he had Thanksgiving turkey, It seemed to him that his wife and his son didn't give him a moment's peace. “When are you going to get our turkey Mrs. Fox would ask. "“WIill it be a big one?” Tommy would Inquire. “Aren't you afraid the turkeys will all be gone?”" Mrs, I"ox asked him about every other minute, “I want the wish-| bone,” Tommy kept saying. | Mr., 1 to Ieave home just to got awns their constant talk of turkey, ! turkey. And as he prowled through the woods and flelds he grumbled a good deal to himself. “I ought to have kept the turkey for a swrprise,” he muttered, Anybody would have thought, to that he already had the turkey hidden in some safe place, all ready to E‘l_nl; home on Thanksgiv- T Somehow he couldnt seem to emell any turkeys angwhere. AT D0 S PSRN v ing morning. But he had nothing of the sort. He had an idea that it! was best not to catch your turkey until the very last minute, almost. He claimed that the longer you wait- ed, the more the turkey would have time to eat. Therefore the fatter it would be! “Well,"” said Mr. Fox to himself ns: he came at last to the fence besidel the barnyard. “I may as well look the ground over. I'll get the lay of the land, anyhow. But I certainly shall not take my turkey now. It's too soon for that.” So Mr. Fox squirmed through the fence and went sniffing about the farm buildings. Somehow he couldn’t seem to smell any turkeys anywhere. He could smell pigs, cows, chickens. He could smell sheep, horses, ducks. He could even smell geese. But no turkey. “This is queer,” thought Mr. Fox. Anyhow, I can’t look for them any more now. It's almost morning.” When Henrietta Hen went out for her usual stroll right after breakfast she noticed strange tracks in the] The tracks led from the henhouse to the lane and on up the hillside. They were in bunches of four. In each set of tracks there were the imprints of three feet all in a strflil;hti line, with the fourth set off a bit to| one side. Henrietta Hen gaVe a loud cackle! and called to old dog Spot. He goon | came a-running to see what was the matter. “See these queer tracks!" Henrietta Hen. “How odd look!" ‘“How they smell!” Spot howled. 4 wish I'd been here half an hour| ago.’ ““Who made the tracks?” Henrietta | cried ‘ they “A Fox!" Spot told her. "It's a pity I didn't get up earlier this morn- ing.” “Can’t you follow him now?" Hen- rietta inquired. 0Old Spot shook his head. “I haven't had my Breakfast,” he explained. “Then go and ask Mrs. Green for it right away. And then you can! chase the Fox." | Again Spot shook his head. | To tell the truth, old Spot was| scmetimes lazy. He knew that the fox might be miles away by that ADVICE TO THE GONSTIPATED No. 3. “WHAT Tn EAT" any people are constantly feeling half K, nervous and run-down because their bodies are abgorbing the poisons caused h\‘ the putrefaction of food which remains ton long in the body. In many cases this is due to improper diet, tao much meat, which & practically all absorbed by the bod and little of vegetables and fruit, which leave a large residue and so gtimulate the muscular action of the intestine, The bost | fruits are these which contain t most woody fibre, ckins, seeds and fruit sugar, | such dried figs, raising, evaporated apri cots, lums and Other kinds of fruit which frequently act chemically to timulate the m es are within the reach of overy one, ar grape fruit and peaches aken raw, baked or stewed. case of elderly people, however, t should be thor- oughly cooked, of limited means | will find evap and mueh’ cheaper, In most cases this change of dlet should not be made all at once, as too rapid an| increase in vegetables is apt to dilate a with excess Indigestible | residuc. Tirst have the body thoroughly | clean by the use of A good lasative ~like | Lenthol Litate which contains medical in- | gredients which gently stimuiate the liver, and then tone up the aciion of the intes- [tinal muscles &0 that they will be able to work meehanically and naturally on the larger quantity of residue cansed by a fruit and vegetahis et 1f you have sick headashes, bad breath, aallow or pimply kin give Nature a chance iby eliminating putrefaction from your ays-| Get rid of the toxie poteons that in fure your health and eap your mental and the fr Peoy ¥ Waleh Thurs paper for Advice to the Constipated o 'hat Kind of lLaxative {lonable woman and buys herself neg- | Persian | by modern designs. | She told her friends that they needed | | "as old dog Spot, keys are gone ol ! that dainty lingerie 1 fruit is just as good |’ Fair Department Dickingon Drug Co., Yor tole by Crowell Store, Clty Drug Store, (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service,) and all other drugglsts. DAILY FASHION SERVION,™ PAISLEY THINGS FOREVER R COPYRIGHT BY M*CALLS ‘‘Paisley forever!" says the fash-! ligees, chemises, petticoats and slips of palsiey-patterned fabries, Nobody thought it would last—this | vogue for far eastern designs. Hav- ing proved their beauty through several centuries, however, Indian and patterns can easily with- stand the strain of being discovered They even can survive being popular! The favorite blouse for a three- piece suit is still Paisley-patterned crepe de chine or velvet. So is the favorite afternoon gown. That's ancient history. Bringing the sab- ject down to topics of the day the newest negligees are of Paisley-pat- terned corduroy. Underwear—slips, | chemises and petticoats (where such survive) are being made of Paisley crepe de chine and Paisley glove silk underwear is being sold in the smart- | est shops. It was different if you hap- pened to stumble upon one, up in} the back pasture. But he had no notion of starting off to follow a | trail as old as this one. Henrietta Hen went off scoldtng‘ time. a few dog at Farmer Green's place. | “We .might just as well have ,a Rabbit to guard us,” she spluttered, Now that the tur- on a long journey, | we Hens have a greater risk to run han ever. With the Turkeys roost-, ing all oveér the barn yard, I could | sleep peacefully. I knew they'd get| | caught before we would.” (Copyright, 1922, By Metropolitan | Nwwspaper Service). CHICKEN STEW-- DUMPLINGS BERTHA SHAPLEIGH Of Columbia University 1 voung fowl, weighing 31 pounds 2 medium-sized onions 1% tablespoon salt 1-8 teaspoon pepper 14 cup celery cut in small pieces 1-3 cup flour 2 quarts water (boiling) 2 tablespoons chopped parsley Singe, wash, and cut in pieces for serving the fowl. Wash and cleah the liver, heart and gizzard. Add salt and pepper to flour and roll the pieces of chicken in it. Place in a kettle | with the water, onions thinly sliced, land celery, Cover and cook slowly until the chicken comes easily from the bone. The liquid will be reduced about one- half, but if it is cooked away more than that amount, add water. Sea- son to taste, add dumplings and cook 15 minutes. Remove dumplings to platter, pour the liquid and chicken in center and sprinkle over all the parsley. —— BY to 4 ‘ Gossip’s Corner Sleeves b/ No sleeves at all for evening gowns, long sleeves at other times, continues to tell the tale of the sleeve, Many evening gowns show one shoulder bare and the other covered. For the Gardener The woman who gardens will ap- preciate a gift of a kneeling cushion and kit case. The kneeling cushion {has a loop by which it hangs from the arm when not in use. The kit case may contain any number of use. | ful garden implements, Curtain Pulls Yarn may be twisted and tied to make gay curtain pulis for the kitch- en, nursery or living room. The yarn may take the form of chic French dolls, birds or pudgy animals. Lingerie Pins The woman who crochets will find clasps may be made by covering the small gold safety pins with a little flower pat- tern of some sort. Bits of ribbon may be utilized in the same way. Good Manners If you live in a, small town, you call first on newcomers. Should they prove haughty, you are not required to seck further acquaintance. Since nearly everyone knows everyone. else in a village, you may dispense with cards there and many other conven- tionalities of city life may be disre- garded. Marriage A La Mode When an Albanian wife has no chil- dren or only girls, she thinks some enemy has tied together a number of nettles with this object, and has re- course to counter spells. If an Al- banianhaving lost his first wife, re- marries with what her relatives con- sider too much haste, they pour water upon her grave, believing this will make the second wife childless. | late news flashes; VOICES IN THE AIR | 22, i ‘Wednesday, December 6, 19. (Westinghougse, East Pittsburgh). 0 p. m~News. :30 p. m.—Bedtime clory for the children. 7:45 p. m.—Summary of .the New Value of an | "Automobile Club.” 8:39 p. m.—Mary Ellen Saint Zavier's College, Latrobe, play the violin. WBZ (Westinghouse, Springfield). Thurston, will 7:30 p. m.—Bedtime story. Farm- ers’ Produce Market Report. 7:45 p. m.—Vitamines and Bunk. Late news from Iron Age. 8:00 p. m.—Concert by Miss Elsie | E. Robbins, pianist; Gustave Lazaz- | zera, 'cello; Mrs. dith _ Whittaker Macalpine, soprano. WIZ (Westinghouse, Newark). 7:00 p. m.—"Animal Stories,” by Florence Smith Vincent. 9:00 p. m.—"The Business Situa- tion.” 9:10 p. m.- lems in Industry. 10:01 p, m.—Récital by Young, soprano; Ruth Howard Court- | wright at the piano. WGI (American Radio and Research Corp., Medford Hillside, Mass.) 6:30 p. m.—Boston police reports; early sport news. 7:00 p. m.—Evening program-— (a) Sleepytime story, (b) concert by| Walter Wingfield, tenor soloist, (c) the family circle, (d) heart disease, (e) continuation of concert by Wal- “The Human Prob- ter Wingfeld. I8 YALE TRACK MEN REPORT Largest iquul in Ymr‘- ’l‘um; Out at New Haven New Haven, Dec. 6.—A hundred candidates for the Yale track team| reported to Coach Johnny Mack yen-i terday afternooh, more than at any time in the past four years. Work will be commenced tomorrow on a fourteen-lap board track at High ana Grove treets, and when this is finished the distance men will prepare here for the indoor season. The cprinters will use the cage, Yale has organized a freshman boxing team and meets have been ar- ranged with the Massachusetts In- stitute of Technology freshmen on March.2 and St. John's School of Manlius here March 16. Bad Breath Is Usually Due to Constipation When you are constipated, not enough of Nature's lubrieating liquid is pro- duced in_the bowel to kees the food waste. soft an moving. Doctors prescribe Nujol because it acts like this natural lubricant and thus replaces it. Nujol is a lubricant—not a medicine or laxative — 8o cannot gripe. Try it today. ! delightful | Young Rajah,” | provéd one of the most | same program will {at Yonkers, N. Y., on January 6 and 7. GPnMa‘ % ,’?/'1' ATIE WATERS Nuless otierwise indicated, theatrical nobiees wnd roviews o this cd g#‘\p— lumu are written by the press ugencles for the respeetive umusement company, VAUDEVILLE AT LYCEUM Although tomorrow brings a new vaudeville program at the Lyceum, the current show s too good to be missed and tonight §s the last oppor- tunity local theater fans will have of scoing it, # Tomorrow's vaudeville will feaiure “Martinetti,”” in the “Silent Fool"; Bert and Betty Ross in a comedy check room act; The Penn Trio in a runeleal offering, with songs, =ntitled “All Aboard"; Wells and Anget in a singing and talking hovelty .keteh with some dancing speclalities; Iius- gell and Mullard who have a comedy udrobatic act with a song angle; and The Royal Husdas, which is a apee- tacular musical crmedy revue, The present headliner.numpe* “Fi1win's Own,” a very clean an'h musical act with protty | Irish coleens playing various insiru- | ments, including violin and harp,| Jerdan and Mapsh have a singing and | talking act, ond of the duo being an| unvsually good bass singer. Vielet| Wcods has a sweet singing voide and gives a number of popular songs, while Walter and Martin have a snap- py song and dance number. Mar- guerite and Hanley are sensational aerial novelty performers. Rural comedy is put over by a rube team, Murray and Murray, The picture presents “The Face In the Fog”, starring lionel Barrymore, | Seepa Owen and Louis Wolheim, Beginning tomorrow, fn connection | with the new vaudeville bill, is Billie Dove, heading an all star cast in “Youth to Youth."” fi t! Barry, t |t is | it t W t |1 1 One of the strongest stellar vehi- cles for Rodolph Valentino, yet se- lected, is the enthusiastic oplnioni of the producers regarding = “The| a new Paramount picture in which that popular star| will be seen at the Palace theater Thursday for three days. Three other notable features make this picture one of the strongest| {in which Mr. Valentino has yet ‘ap-| | peared, under Paramount auspices.| The story is the famous novel, “Amos | Judd,” by J. A. Mitchell,- which ;mrrt’ssful‘ il t Amefican works of fiction The Keith vaudeville bill on the have four head- line acts headed by "“The Four Trav elers,” an excellent singing and com- | edy quartet. p Starting Sunday night the Palace will present the distinguished Broad- way actor, Guy Bates Post in “The Masquerader,” taken from the fa- mous stage play of the same namg in which Mr. Post starred for several seasons on Broadway. Tonight's bit will feature Thomas Méighan, in “The | Man Who Saw Tomorrow” and “The Seven Glasgow Maids."” SKATING TOURNEY DATES. New Yorn, Dec. 6.—The middle Atlantic outdoor skating champion- ship will be decided at Newburgh, N. Y, on January 1, it has been an- nounced by the middle Atlantic skat- ing association. The metropolitan outdoor championships avill be held o t Thursday, Friday, .‘s‘amrd»; WESLEY BARRY BIG VAUDEVILLE SHOW “SIDEWALKS OF N, Y. Starting Sunday HAROLD LLOYD PALACE " Tonight—Thomas _Meighan 7 = GLASGOW MAIDS — 7 Thursday, Friday, Saturday Rodolph Valentino —In— “THE | YOUNG RAJAH" ever has Valentino been giv- en such wonderful opportunities as in this picture. First, as an American colleze hero, then as a jewellyl prince of India, he offers his' greatest performuace to date, » Cast_Includes WANDA HAWLEY ITH VAUDEVILLE Featuring “THE FOUR TRAVE A Great Quartette, KE 5 at Fox's theater glven are little Wesley Barry abhors his quiet action/ of crooks. a vaudeville bill of merit, featuring a great musical comedy act, Strects of New York." high class acts of song, dance, edy and novelty entertainment are on post In Algiers. desert |'eontinuing through I next week Fox's theater will offer the | son—Harold Lioyd Boy." of I |around a young man who is literally RODOLPH \ALLl\Tl\o—PALAfl.gm,m of his own shadow. | called upon to fight he faints and it sen, basketball playe | etigible today games last year, Rosenast and Hunfzinger, looked béth Saturday lege. HAPPINESS WEEK AT FOX'S, This Is carnival of-happiness week ard at every show avors are given away, aspecially for he children. The next favors to be eaps. himself, in “Rags to Riche will be the movie feature beginning omorrow. In this picture Barry is he son of wealthy parents, but who life and yearns for He rups away with a burg- ar, gets mixed Wip in a number of hair raising adventures and is finally nstrumental in breaking up a band With this great picture is “Tho Three other com- he program. Tonight is the last chance to see | Priscilla Dean in “Under Two Flags," hat greatest of all tragedies dealing with life at the French army out- Harem scenes, wild fights, troops going into acy ion and a dramatic climax are but ncidents in this wonder picture, The vaudeville program features ‘Fun in a Drug Store,” a clever | sketch with lots of humorous repar- ce. The other acts are great. Beginning this Sunday night and Wednesday . of atest and best comedy of the sea- in “Grandma's In this picture is a_wealth funny situations that are built When s only through “magic” exercised hy his grandmother that he finally gets 1p courage enough to display ~ his manhood. and at the same time win the girl of his choice. DESSEN LOST TO PENN FIVE Philadelphia, Dec. h-——Benny Des- one of Penn's most promising § declared in- on saccount of scholas- Dessen got in several when he subbed for and . was upon as one of the leading andidates for a forward position, as of last year's regulars are hrough. Penn will open its season night with St. Joseph's col- ic difficulti Guard Against “Flu” With Musterole Influenza, Grippe and Pneumonia usually start with a cold. The moment you get those warning aches, get busy with good old Musterole. Musterole is a counter-irritant that relieves ‘congestion (which is what a coldreally is) and stimulates circulation. It has all the good qualities of the old-fashioned mustard plaster without the blister. Just rub it on with your finger-tips. First you will feel a warm tingle as the healing ointment penetrates the pores, then a soothing, cooling sensation and quick relief. Haye Musterole handy for emergency use, It may prevent serious illness. 35c and 65c, in jars and tubes. Better than a mustard plaster LYCEUM WHERE EVERYBODY GOES TONIGHT The Last Word in Thrills “THE FACE IN THE FOG" 6 ACTS — 6 ACTS — 6 ACTS VAUDEVILLE Thursday, Friday, Saturday $1,000 a Week and She Re- fused it ! See Billy Dove, In “YOUTH - 10 YOUTH" A Story of a Girl Who Didn't Know She was Bad. ACTS ACTS 6 Vaudeville 6 “ROYAL HUSSARS” Musical Revuc And 5 Other Acts, PARSONS’ THEATER. HARTFORD TONIGHT Kilbourn, Gordon, Inc., Presents THE TWO SEASONS' SUCCESS | “Cat and the Canary” By John Willard Staged by Ira Hurds Identically same cast and_ production s ween NATI'INAI/ Tl“"l‘l'lfll