New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 31, 1922, Page 3

SALE STARTS THURSDAY MORNING. LARGE STOCK. PLEASING VARIETY. ALL SIZES AND REAL BARGAINS. 4 CENT SHOE SALE BUT COME EARLY. HOE BABY SHOES ; jA“ Sizes; $1.98; all colors . ... solid lc leather . .. Second Pair .. Second $3-98 Pair .. WOMEN’S PUMPS and OXFORDS lc $1.08 i WOMEN’S WHITE OXFORDS and PUMPS $4.98 S 1¢ | [$2.98 MEN’S OXFORDS and SHOES Second y Pair .. | Misses’ and Children’s } PUMPS and OXFORDS | ONE CENT I [ Children's and Misses' BLACK MARY JANE Second Pair .. lc SHOE' SALE KINNEY'S ARE STAGING THIS BIG SALE BEFORE MOVING INTO THEIR NEW STORE. STOCKS MUST BE RE- DUCED ! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SAVE MONEY. : [ > S d $3.98 i 1c | Men’s Elk Army Last TAN SHCES Boys’ Black or Brown Solid construction. SHOES : $3.98 S 1¢ Big values. —_— Look them over. Comfortable. | Best leather, long wearing —————— Many styles; low prices. | \ s Many styles; all bargains. —— SHOES AND HOSIERY FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN AT THE LOWEST PRICES IN TOWN. COME EARLY ! DON'T WAIT ! lc Silk Hosiery Second Pair .. Ladies’ high grade 9 8 c silk ik ||Hosiery ..... Second Pair .. lc e Ladies’ full fashioned $1.98 pure| lc Second Pair .. fi?)ysT Tennis Shoes, Ox-| fords and high $1 49 Shoes .. lc BARGAINS Men’s Sockgiid 2t Second 1 c Pair .. 19¢ Children’s Socks'. oo Second Pair .. lC 25c‘; Strictly First |Socks | Second Pair .. 35¢ 1c — [Men’s High Grade Mer- {cerized Lisle | \ Second Pair .. [Misses’ and Children’s high grade |Stockings Second Pair .. Quality Hosiery G. R. KINNEY CO., DROP YOUR COMPLEX, READER, YOU ARE HOPELESSLY BEHIND Freud, Bill and Jung Relegated to the Scrapheap—What 1 BY MARGARET ROHE. Mary had a little gland, An endocrine you know, And at the base of Mary's brain This gland was sure to grow. Little gland pituitary, What a change vou've made in Mary, Caused her actions all to vary Now that Mary isn't merry. York, May 31.—Have you a little pituicentric in your home? Or maybe it's an infantiloid. Anyway, don’t tell me you are so behind the times that you are still full of in- hibitions, complexes, urges and all the other psychoanaly: what-you-call- ¢ms. Oh, my dear, how hopelessly lethargic of you. Nowadays amongst all us wide- awake, alert, up-to-the-minute ejoists internal secretions are the fullest things we're of. Repressed desires, inferiority com- plexes, phychoses and what not have all been chucked out into the cold world to make room for 1 chubby lit- New tle bunch of giands of internal se cretions of endocrines. We call them all by their regular names, too pituitary, thyroid, adrenal, pineal. thymus, gonad—just like that—some glib I call it after a'l the preparation and thought we gave to getting up on psychoanalysis jargon, attending lectures by Andre Tridon and every- thing and then having to switch to glands so suddenly. Some of our very best littie doc- tors of medicine are responsible for this very newest inside cult. Driven from writing prescriptions to writ- ing books by the high cost of living and the disgustingly healthy state of their erstwhile best patients, they are turning out volumes that put us on an intimate footing with our in- ternal sccretions and internal glands. Wise doctor authors, they know noth- ing so intrigues the popular fancy as a closc-up of its insides. Our innards are an open book 15 us after we shut the doctor's book. The persual of a few chapters guarantees us a more thorough knowledge of the Depart- ment of Interior than even Secretary Pall's: Is it any wonder this inside dope has us ag ageg and {hat books on endoctrines and hormones Your Glands Imply. proving better sellers than even ‘““The Sheik” and some Ethel Dell’s? Take it from me as an inside tip, the cult of the endocrine is the wery last word, and life has become just one internal secretion after another. Old Man Tryroid. With most of these internal glands we have as yet just a scraping ac- quaintance, but the thyroid gland at least seems like an old college com- panion to us pudgy persons. We've been swallowing so many thyroid pellets this last year in a wild cffort to urge off a little excess tonnage that we are quite prepared now to swal- low everything we hear about the thy- roid gland and all its busy little in- ternal secreting brother and sister glands. Next to regulating embonpoint and being full of iodine the thyroid gland is especially interesting to me be- cause it solves the muystery of the Adam’s apple. All my life I've just been honihg to know why is an Adam's apple? The answer is simply thi It's a gentleman thyroid gland.” What a pollyanna thought it is to realize that the more preturbant and likes-a-nervous-elevator at every swal- low Philip’s Adam’s apple is, the more full he is of thyroid and temperament. The thyroid certainly seems to be hitting on all cylinders, for it has a go at the brain as well, and a deficiency of thyroid means a deficiency of men- tality and puts you among the subs, while an excess or state of hypeh- thyrodism means you are right there with the brilliant personality and a hit as an after-dinner speaker. Little, But Oh, My! All tucked away cosy-like in a bony box at the base of the brain nestles {the pituitary. It's little, but oh, my! It can make a giant or a dwarf genius or a moron out of you, if don’t watch out. The pituitary is really twins calied post and ante and, believe me, which of the two is the best man makes a lot of difference in your life and looks. 3 The pineal gland is our little old last year's third eye and it and the thymus are glands of childhood that are supposed to exist when we are all grown up. 1f they still hang around in our vegetative system the result is the angelface, babydoll, marypick- ford type. Doug on the other gland is all to the adrenal. Now can you imagine when your infer—I mean internal secretions get to working all wrong? My dear, ac- cording to lL.ouis Berman, M. D., who has written a book all about it, called “The Glands Regulating Per- sonality,” just one little gland get- ting out of step is the answer to everything that goes awry. If your husband béats you tomor- row, don't fret. It's just that his internal secretions aren't co-ordinat- ing. If you fall in love with your chauffeur, you have only your glands to blame, and a fainting fit or hysterics when the cook gives notice only means that your adrenals have are failed you. Isn't it all just too beautifully alm-‘ms luggage and satisfy thé curiosity ple for anything? of the Ulster forces. You see By their internal secre-| The Lifford church towers it be- tions ye shall know them' is the|came known today, were consider- slogan of the endocrine fans. Per- [ably damaged during yesterday's fir- sonality, physique, pep—there just|ing. NEWTRADING BiL In the old days, according to Freurl,‘ e . Gapper’s Measure Would Regulate Futures in Grain Washington, May 31.—A new bill | |for regulation of future trading on grain exchanges, designed to meet the recent decision of the supreme court | holding the present trading act in- operative in part, was introduced in the senate today by Senator Capper, republican, Kansas, chairman of the 'unofficial senate agricultural bloc and author of the origiral act. In presenting his new measure Sen- ator Capper said it had the support of the agricultural bloc and Secretary Wallace and others of the department of agriculture. It was referred to the agriculture committee. The bill is similar to the act de- clared inoperative by the supreme court except that its fundamental principle is based upon the power of |congress to regulate interstate com- I merce instead of the taxing power Bill and Jung, you had to tell the | pi w tne basis of the present story of your life, your real age and|jaw and which the supreme court all your dreams before they could say | paig, could not be exercised in that re- “that” about you. Now, according m‘spm.[. Berman, one look at the shape of | mpo i |ike the present law, pro- your nose, a glance at your teeth, a|yjdes for designation and regulation of glimpse of an eyebrow and you are|.contract markets” by the secretary immediately put in your proper Place of agriculture and for admission to along with the rest of the pituicen- |grain exchanges of farmers’ co-opera- trots, subthyroids or infantiloids and |tjve associations, the latter a pro- there you are. vision opposed vigorously by the es- tablished boards of trade. “Another important change,” said | Senator Capper, in a statement ex- plaining the new bill, “is the provision which substituted regulation of the use of the mails and interstate com- merce for the taxing provisions of the | previous statute A further provision now found in the preceding statute is | designed to give the secretary of agriculture power to deal with the question of grades that may be de- livered on contracts, premiums and Belfast, 81 (By Associated gjscounts, inadequate elevator capa- Press)-—Tension along the parts of the |city and any other conditions that Ulster-free state border still ran high may have similar importance in rela- tion to the process and ‘executions of [today although little additional fight- | e ing was reported up ill noon. Each NS L hate been |side apparently was occupled with |4 een m;rv‘-*"f' to the provision of taking measures for protection against | o vé,‘wm,_»nm.hfl law, which com- possible attacks. pelled them to admit co-operative as- | [, At Strabane, which is just across the | gcjations to membership. This pro- | |Ulster border from Lifford the in-!|ision 4 sretained in the new bill and habitants were particularly busy in | makes clear that with the exception jtaking measures for protection. The o the patronage dividend basis of inhabitants of Bridge street which is| operation, co-operative associations of exposed to free state fire are filling producers are subject to the same | sand bags along the river for protec- | conditions as other members the tion of their homes. Ulster special poards of trade.” constables have taken up positions at| “The packer control law, Senator | Camel's Hump which they are forti- |Capper added, was in part the model | fying with sund bags. !for the new bill to reach the grain | People entering Strabane from free |exchanges. Similar to the original state territory have to undergo vig-|law, the new bill declares purely | orous questiening. An American | speculative grain contracts unlawful | IRELAND’S BORDERS BEING PATROLLED Both Sides Taking Precautions and Awaiting Hostile Moves By, the Other. May of traveller today was obliged to open and against the public interest, The following Four Licenses to Wed Are Taken Out Today marriage were issued today at the office of the | Charles A. town clerk: George A. Feeney of Mys- Inc., 413 Main Street, New Britain abeth Smedley tt street; Clarence J. Terry of 350 Park street and Miss Glaydes M. Laurie of 132 Jubilee street; | Pearson of Canaan and] | Miss Mildred E. Bradley of 19 Har- est street, Somthington, Helen Golec of '26 licenses results. Try ore and see. A Festival Of Bargains FOR THREE DAYS ONLY Tomorrow, Friday and Saturday We offer seasonable mer- chandise of the Highest Quality, that includes:— MATRONS’ HATS SPORT HATS SAILOR HATS DRESS HATS CHILDREN’'S HATS All at 1; the original price on street; Stephen A. Kletonic of and Miss Alden street. Classified ads in The Herald' bring i 1/5 Price—THE SALE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FoR—1/, Price 1-2 Price Sale Every Hat is Marked in Plain Figures and You Take '; OFF Original Price. Entire Stock of Flowers, Feathers, Ribbons and Ornaments Included in This Sale, All At !5 Price. Goldenblum Millinery Co. 188 MAIN ST., New Britain Y. M. C. A. Bldg.