New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 15, 1922, Page 6

TEEANIATRARMP ST ET IS * nEEen New Britain Herald :lum greater ,.4::-"’:":” .}',‘:_””T”:::: an investor | whethe knowledge of the inereasing points of the into which he buys, will demand the fixed limit to the possi- there HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY (Iasued Daijy, Sunday Exceptod) At Herald HJidg, 87 Church Stree good irticle handled by the company BURI RIPTION RATES! $8.00 a Y 5 $2.00 Three Monihs. Tte a Month, | increase the for article 1f there of the is & bility lemand's growth, Entered at the Post OMce at Now Britain || | s Becond Class Mall Matter for great success ehance the no great | for the stock of company serving EPHONE CALLS | Business ( | that demand Bditorial ma profitable advertising ~odiam In Cireulat!on hooks .nd press to advertisers SCENARIO WRITING, Photoplaywrights' League rays writing he Will Hays to curh the op- erations of The idea is that people are led by adver- af to pay will do them no The only the City. room always open The enario cannot taught, inted Pross Jusively entitled | and all news credited news pub- asks scenario schools. in this pape local lished herein “schools™ tisements such Member Audit Burean of Civeulution that The A. B. O, is A natlonal organization ha whioh furnishos newspapers and adver theers with a strictly honest analveis of Wir corctlation statia apon thie rudlt, This tection aga t frand In newspa tribution fignres to both natior cal advertise for Instruction good that the and of scenario tech- e toc Adoubt all but intents There 18 not a statement " is true to The technique taught, writing purposes, writiflg may nique of short story ught the alone in Most seenario write! he 18 the HEALTH AFPAL should SCHOOI, may No one the duty of all the children of the city schools. The task mnan handle is handled harm. Where of but knowledge physician have nigne cither case does little examining and serving | good studios have trained All these men lack To supply honght--stories it for one to if pretense is too gr 04 BT is a multitude of ides it not does properly, and { ideas, stories are properly the which have appeared in magazines, or parents suppose proper examination child has been given, it has not, they may be led into a feeling of false se- their original tales, yom these the trained of plek their fact dramatic to tell by printed who the sCenes, pictures men turn_them story, and them titles if Any has a good plat for a movie may dis it about scenario writing out when, in into the connect curity regarding child’s health. o A person Moreover placing this responsibility in the honest he for the granting by professional favor: ands of one man, no matter how knowing anything telling the poseible and sub- pose of it without may be, gives opportunity him of too: many | story as briefly as although, if he be | mitting it o a producing company. Honest, he may believe he is serving of what is a dra- the children best physicians who are friends because skill. Moreover, the school health health the be no general healthful a city unless such co-operation exists. is proof. Not neighboring the unvacci- [ £4 while Of course knowledge by sending them to | matic situation is necessary. A story his own be lacking believes persona their 1y quite interesting, but dramatic it not an acceptable plot for the screen. teaching short the he in climaxes it will prove committee on Schools for story should co-operate with the [iwriting partake of character of to In technique is more import- the latter will be attend- paid this, is supposed 10 board of city. There can [ scenario is much in [ learn about writing short stories. them the than condition The case of an epidemic ant in the scenario, for long ago city board ordered that nated pupils be admitted to school at- tendance. The school board a it had' exclusive to co-operate brought complications. Some members of the health committee may be as unfitted to pass on health matters as some members of the city health board are unfitted to pass on matters of the education of children. No physician technique to persons in a city by do the ready for use no to short story erted | be as it stands when it jurisdiction. Failure | lcaves the author's hands. Producing companies, in other words, buy TEN Magazines buy school stories, not ideas alone. Magazine ed- itors do not re-vamp stories, But in both story school it tors of magazines, as a rule, the Photo he work of the short writing school and the there is belie scenario and 1i deprecate the dis- is room for fraud, i fraud is practiced, I should be asked give his services without pay habit- | ually. Physicians often are glad to be able to aid the sick, for their But appoint a man to is expected that he will ceive fair compensation for his wor It is one thing to give one's servic fiveely: et another thing asked to take upon oneself the duty of giving those services gratis. short sto Now Playwrights' has approved the scenario writing schooks. ting should he of aying for courses purporting to teach agking no returns labor no city should Novices at w wary post in which it never re- her fascinating pursuit. CHANGING TIMES. If there should be an official tigation started today as to the reason high of hats for there be a against it. People would properiy so, that have more important is to be inves. for the price of silk men, popular feel, would cry Every time people in this city read and of accidents at railroad 188 many of them are surprised to note that the particular accident described happened at some Clayton crossing. People are waiting, dreading, news of ‘another disaster at that point. It has become many. Attempt after attempt has been made to take steps that would making that crossing safe. failed. Positively it that it when the there. Nothing is being done to prevent that accident, There Wednesday Mayor Paonessa sage. taken to commission, quite legislators might their cross business on hands than bothering with least, the the price of something that, at aof or those who wiched to appear who to place other than is interest to rich wealthy or G If someone a luxury only wanted put on an obsession with had not years ago, suggested 50 many investigation the result in 1) All have may be stated of to the reasons for increases in the price of gasoline, sim have It been said that our officials were a ar y is only a question time | would been raised. would accident will Another accident will have interesting themselves which affected the most ~those next happen come in something the who ‘horse- wealthy, for part millionaires is to be u council meeting |could afford to drive about in of this week, | less carriages”, laughing at the honest his shou evening will Some further the whose mes- | man who was obliged to work hard | 4 be|for nhis read action lving Today a vast percentage of the peo- ple the teregted ] rouse utilities the public in hands of country are intensely in- power lles, to compel the making of price of gasoline. It is this crossing safe. It Is humanly pos- | used for propelling machines used in sible to do this. Let it be done before | business and, of course, for machines the words by tt ton C Accident at Clay- | used men and women who st in givi enjoyment ig them per- read | work the har rossing’ are again SAENEL NS greatest BABSON'S ADVICE. This week Roger the purchase of panies dealing in necessities, | haps the The they and ittitude of the people re- peop have generai use of cars, Babson advises | the tered stock, not in com- fgarding them, aiters the people's not in|viewpoint and m of the kes an investigation monopolies, but rather concerns | such ghe sale of whose product may be in- ereased tation of that product—by ing, other come many “repeat also, that for success if the article makes for | the greater happiness, in price for of gasoline as that just matter called by the resolution in- of do by an sadvantageous presen- | troduced in Senate, a Let the advertis- which notes, | general interest peaple who through He greater allowances for the changes the in WOrd not male brought this o by changing times con- there is a chance | side one evidence of them and apply the principle to their point o betterment of people or He companies dealing brings | view in regard {o other muatters | | life The vial advocates pur chase of stock in thing that be vital importance tomorrow rded in a worthy article | vesterday f th There little to inventing some extremely clever con- trivance that ever want may most is be gained from HANDLING Rt SSIAL that do something no ! done. | It seems tion will one will to have ance Many ingenious devices have failed to | bring financial | States matter how well the thing | of up for which they were made, no great |@uestion extremely unpleasant for the Sumber: of people wanted that thing | Present administration to have @one. Many fine stories have remained | ¢ide. Lioyl George' realized | nations now represented at as to whether or e | returnsg becanse, no will participate in discussion they did European affairs will come to de- s plan to have the editors Genoa because | care tor read | Meet at the Hague unsalable that few people would about the matter told of in the narra- ;5100 to study Russian affair tive with such skill. If a man is em- | have that commission consider, with ployed to make shoes it helps him Russia, these matt is based on the not at all in his work though he be a | hope that the perfect penman. to the aid of Europe In selecting a lite work a man should consider whether or not in ereasing skill in that work will bring ' G104 as one of the parties. choosr and then rs, Unitod States will come Meanwhile there would he no treaties with Russia with any of the at nations represented as H‘rv @1 the 1 comimis- his hiteherin says decisions re- For Russia, T country prot garding against mude without Be it sald that Russia being Russian partieipation, {t has been impossible to make decis- fons regarding that country when that country Aid Some to be fons must be made without Russian participate decis- lons have reached. Ergo, decl pacticipation Te tlons hiteherin objects to the other na- that pending Russin shall not decislons The Russla deciding on make treaties other matters Suggeste other nations may well sy may make #ll the treatics she wants, but it a bargain, and nations with time, Let with make the takes two to as they, other to as long agree *not make treatics certain length of rights bt them? Russia they Russia for a remain within their make her treaties will she The Soviet spokesman point when says that posed commission is to pass judgment that have whom make hits the he if the pro- will Russin country none of it That is exactly what the propesed have to do. Passing thing that in regard to basis for the res- on I commission will is exactly the done judgment have to be Russia before toration of Europe may be Russia holds fast to her fundamental principle of nationalization prop- erty The idea may be perfectly proper--hut if it is then {the idea of all nations of the world is improper, and the other na- tions of the world arg not prepared to say that the world is wrong and| Russia right. Until Russia is willing to speak the language of the other .h:A\l to talk to her- nourishment she . will any reached. of and communism. other nations she will and get what can out of it. It has intimated will turn to the United States; make a treaty with her; that the in- terests of this country and the United States do not conflict in any Rusfia may just as well that hope While the States had been loth to join in Euro- pean conferences directly she will not the thing to do in co-operation with The United States through treaty with Russia, take self that Russia will been way. abandon now. United do indirectly she refused the other not, ac- powers. will tion which would be a direct slap in the other actions the and of the face of nations her subject Furopean the United considered make further conferences States would Russia's ally which 25 Years Ago Today | (Taken from Herald of that date) The Boy appears at 112 I vin Lyceum theater tonight. H€ is hailed as a wounderful person who can cure ill persons by vital mag- netism and will render free aid to all afflicted people. The Manufacturers’ Baseball league will open its season at Electric Jield tomorrow afternoon at 4 o'clock when Landers, T'rary and Clark and P. and F. Corbin teams will clash. The street peddlers of the town are having a hard time trying to influence the members of the common council to allow them to cry their wares throughout the ctrects without li- cense Councilman Alford stated at the last mecting of the council that a local peddler hac apptoached him and had offered him a silk dress if he would use his influence in the matter and aid the peddlers. There were five deaths and marriage licenses recorded at the town clerk’'s office last week. Phenomenon Facts and Fancies | (BY ROBEKT QUILLEN) — | A pessimist is one who classifies the | World War as Round one. Some boys are happy, and some are required to take care of their health is much safer.in cashier has social b aspira- Money a unless the | tions e “Sub-chasers in booze traffic.”” Well, one needs a chaser With this modern hootch. A lot of men might make good ex- | {cept for thair uncanny sKill in the art | of making & | About the only in Wall street now a street sweeper, chance to clean up is to get a job as| If hind | darn equalled laid our foresight had ght we would have nt more anthracite. onr in a | The ean scard the the here when old alarm elock and turn | to season is you ob over la man's pocket same privilege A lot of world me still puzzle | | us: but, thank Heaven, the graduating | |orations soon wili be here | As a general thing, a woman's love | rts sympathy, two parts rt curfoeity. is | vanity, seven pa and one The situation is brightening a little France hasn't threatencd to withdraw | from anything this week. That kind of people wouldn't knew what to do with a pain or sorrow if they couldn’t use it a& exhibit As jant | It is hard to tell whether the pres- ent troubles of France are occasioned by her nerves or her nerve Compliment a flapper on her ver- satility and she'll likely tell you she never wrote a verse in her life, It is really wicked to hate anybody except the chap who clutt up your radio evening with a political speech, letting is a soclal delicate: dip- Exploiting Russia without her got the notion she equal will require some lomaey. Lave {s blind, and marrying in times like pect it is wholly arithmetic. ° Being shaved 't unpleasant un- legs the barber discusses the state of his nerves while f{rimming your Adam's apple with these people we §us- it of 50 igno People soon grew tired of cussing Hollywood. There was too much gen- eral condemnation and not enough horrible details, ) CONTRIBUTED. TUYUNG" AND “OLD" (Based on actual incident took place in this city.) A hoy was horn in rmany, And he was truly Yung; He settled here, and 1 declare * His praises should be sung. which 'Tis strange, Both Yung And ip the sense Yung He could not Yunger be. >t true, his parents were as well as he, which " they were Whatever age they may have been All three were Yung the same; If two were old and one W Young, They still were Yung by name, There came a time when our young Yung With love was growing IFor oft he was in company With pretty lady Old. hold, DIO SEAM AWTU §,4DV] SIY YFNOUIY She was hoth young and fafr, When he proposed and she said *y They were a happy pair. The gossipers throughout the town, Each had a busy tongue, And said that “Yung wi getting old and she was getting Yung.” Said Jacob Yung some years ago, e trutth is on my tongue, fe was Old when we were wed; her Yung.” S SHEPARD, T My w Our wedding made —JAM /OLIVA LOCATES HELL UNDER THE EARTH “A Lake of Fire,” He Declares, Add- ing That “Devil Never Goes @ Near the Place.” Chicago, May _Temporarily laying aside his contention that the world is flat and is supported by four poles, Wilbur Glenn Voli reme Dictator of Zion City, h ken over the task of instructing his followers concerning hell. Voliva much ‘en- raged over the “new fangled no hell doctrine which has seized the world.” Hell is lake of fire under the he declared, “but the devil himself never goes near the place. Satan hovgrs over the earth, directing murde suicides, wars and gencral crime and sending his squads of evil here and there to grab some damned 1s soon as it leaves the mortal body. These spirits are looking around all the time for some weak persons and when they find one they stick with him unsll he dies and then arab his spirit “Heaven used to be under the carth, xt door to hell, ‘but when Jesus cended into hell, he decided to heaven away, so he picked up all spirits and formed a heaven soul oo tike the good The devil won't get into hell until the ond of the world, when he will be destroyed in his own lake of fire. Hell now is in charge of a prince who rep- resents Satan.’ AMERICAN PLAYER ELIMINATED sandwich, Eng., May 15.—(By the ociated Press.)—Miss Rosamond \erwood, the only American contest- eliminated from the jadies olf championship golf tourna- the Prince’s course in ‘the round today when Mrs. of Wembly defeated her 3 2 to go. open g ment opening Fletch on up MOUSQUALITY moth-worms. This is Cedar DIES ON STAGE Kugenie Blair Refuses to Have An Understudy Take Her Part and 1is Claimed By Death. Chicago, May 15.—Devotion to her part in “Anna Chirstie” cost FEugenie DBlair, well known character actress, her life Saturday night. Rather than send on an understudy she returned to the stage at the Cort theater. As shie came off after her second appearance, she sank on a chair, tore away the heavy, coarse clothipg she wore in the part of Mart a waterfront woman, | called for water and fell dead. After her first appearance Miss Blair complained of a t ible pain in her head, and the star, Miss Pduline Lord, | asked her if she wanted to send on| an understudy or to have a doctor. Miss Blair replied that she “would stick it out”” She went back and though in extreme pain went through the lines. Attendants carried her body to a dressing room and the play went on. Neither Miss Lord*nor the audience knew of the tragedy. Miss Blair was 50 was divorced from Robert Downing, the tragedian, in 1912 A daughter, Kleanor Montell, is an actress. vears old. 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