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MY MARRIAGE PROBLEMS Adele finrrison's New Phase of REVELATIONS OF A WIFE The Way Dicky Bantered Madge Into Keen Wakefulness, “The waiter is laying the table in the sitting-room by the fire, Madge. Is there anything 1 can do to help you dress?" Dicky was standing In the doorway of the bedroom in the hotel suite Dr MceDermott had secured for his face holding the anticipatory com ‘placence which the thought ol good food generally brings to masculine features. 1 brought myself back from my drowsy dreamland with difficulty and smiled up at Dicky. “You sound most attractively Dick enesque,” 1 said, “If you could only produce Mr. Micawbher to grill a chop or fix something in a saucepan, now."” “You're only talking to postpone getting up,” Dicky grinned down at me. "I know you when you're sleepy. But it's no use. 1p you get, unless, of cour: yvour head is hurt- ing too bad, If it is 1'll bring your dinner in here.” “My head isn't hurting at all—that is, nothing to s Kk of,” | amended conscientiously, ind I'm not slecpy any more. But, Dicky, what will the waiter think of me looking like this?" I put a troubled hand up to my forehead, and felt myself flushing a little at the quizzical grin I saw upon Dicky's face “You Don't Mea “Think"”, he echoed. There's only one thing possible for him to think, and that is, that youw've been up to something which you shouldn’t, and that I very properly gave you a hus- bandly biff on the bean. The waiter will not express any opinion, of course, being a properly-trained gent, but I'll bet a cookie he'll silently applaud me in his heart.” “Oh, Dic do stop your nonsense!" 1 groaned. or if there’s a grain of truth in what you say 1 won't go in the other roem at all “What is it Lil always tells you: ‘Don’t be an anointed idiot just be- cause you know how"."” Dicky's voice held a touch of impatience. *“What d'ye think you're going to do during the time you're getting rid of those black and blue spots, go into a nun- nery? Can't be done, my dear. You've got to hunt up Katie and get bac home, and that all entails being seen in public. I'll grant you that I'd balk on entering the public dining-room of this hotel or any other with you just now, for I'm the ultimate goat in this business, but dinner in our own rooms like this with just Dr. Me- Dermott and one lone waiter present i something «else again. Here are your shoes. Stick out your feet and I'll put them on for you.” “You Little Idiot ! 1 obeyed him, but mechanically, for 1 was much upset by his reference to himself as the “ultimate goat.” “Dicky”, I pleaded, ou don't mean that people will really think--" “That I gave you yours good undj plenty,” Dicky asserted with madden- ing cheerfulne: “Why, of course, they will. You ought to know that. All you've got out of this is a black eye. But the reputation of being a wifeslugger is pinned on me forever and ever. I don’t care so long as it only hotel waiters and house phys cians and people of that sort to whom little affairs of this Kind are only in- stances of almost daily, or, rather, hourly occurrence. But if ever the boys heard about it I'd never hear the last of it. Most of 'em wouldn’t really believe it, but they'd pretend to, all right, and existence would he just one hectic little slice of purgatory until they ‘got a chance to get some other fellow's goat. Don't you dare let an of the Durkees see you until your map is all straight again, 1 can imagine what old Alf would do to me if he'd get a glimpse of you now." The jealousy which always lurks in my heart at any reference, no matter how remote, to lith Fairfax leaped up flaming unreasonably, irresponsi- bly. “You needn't worry,” T said child- ishly. “YI'll not be apt to go ncar the Durkees, or shame you with any of their relatives by my awful appear- ance.” For a tremulous, remorseful second, 1 ought I had made my husband furlously angry. lle scowled blackly and muttered something under his ALWAYS TIRED NO AMBITION Nervous and Dizzy, Every- thing Seemed to Worry Me. How I Got Well Larwil], Indiana.—*‘My back was so bndlcouldnotdo_qwu ing. I wasal- ays tired out and had noambition, was nervous and.dizzy and everything seemed to worry me andlhadawful pains in my right side. I felt badly about four years and could not do my work as it should have been done. Isaw Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege- = table Compound ad- vertised so much and it did so many peo- le good that I began to take it myself. fam feeling fine now and every one tells me they never saw me looking so well. I live ona farm, do all my work, and have three little girls to take care of. I am recommending this medicine to my friends and know it will help them if they use it like 1 do.’”’ — Mrs. HERBERT Long, R. R. 8, Box 7, Larwill, Indiana. Many women keep ‘about their work when it is a great effort. They are al- ways tired out and have no ambition. When you are in this condition give it prompt attention. Take Lydia E_ Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, for it is especially adapted to correct such troubles, as 1t did for Mrs. Long. us, N breath, Then he looked down at me for a long second, threw back his head and laughed heartily “You lttle jdiot !" he said, pulling me to my feet, and slipping an arm around my shoulders, “What you need is another black eye to match the one you have, and to take some the honsense out of you, Hurry up now and t into whatever clothes you want to wear for supper before T de- cide to take the game as well as the name,"” l. & '?xéx‘m ARTHUR SCOTT BAILEY o [ . IRYING TO BE FIERCE The Muley Cow rather enjoyed the {alk she caused hecause she had eaten jack O'Lantern. And fecling that any so brave ought not to ap- pear foo meek and mild, she some- tricd to look as fierce as she one 1 ould. Somehow she could never manage a frown when old dog Spot was about, But if she came uacross Master Mea- dow Monse all alone in the pasture, she never failed-to bellow at him and ask him in a gruff tone what he was loing there. When she that Master startled. “I'm piped. The Muley Cow glared at him for a (ew moments. She wanted to act terocious; but unfortunately she could think of nothing more to And not wishing to seem at loss for words she began to cough. Before she had stopped coughing, Master Meadow Mouse ran away. And that was exactly what the Muley Cow d hoped he would do. It would have been very awkward for her if had waited until she had stopped Ior try as she would, she of nothing ferocious to like wis first spoke to him Meadow Mouse stroll,” he only taking a a coughing. sould think say. The text time the Muley Cow met Master Meadow Mouse she hellowed him again and stamped her feet at him, so that the ground trembled heneath him. He was too frightened to run. So he stood still and ghivered. And that made the Muley Cow quite uncomfortable. Master Meadow Mouse stared at her while he panted with {right. And agajn gthe Muley ~Cow could think of n'ru?\iug but pleasant remarks (o make? So she began coughing once more. Dut to her great dismay Master Mea- dow Mouse didn't run away. And since she couldn’t cough forever, but had to stop sometime, she paused to get her breath. And then she asked him a question. “Can’t you see T'm inquired. *“Why at very fierce?” don’t you run to see what hap- er Meadow Mouse though maybe you'd “I was waiting 1," said Mas atilyes ST choke.” Well, the Muley Cow was so sur- prised she didn't know-what to say to that. And to hide her confusion she started coughing again. Again she stopped, for she soon had to. Master Meadow Mouse had waited hopefully, watch- ing her closcly to see if she were not going to choke that time, how. And when she didn't he quite disappointed “Try it again—will you?" sought the Muley Cow. “What!’ she bawled. me to choke?"” “Yes!” he told her. “I thought that it you did. Ifarmer Green would come and run a whip-stock dewn your throat. And that would be great fun to watch, you know.” The Muley Cow gasped. She saw that Master Meadow Mouse knew all about her choking over an apple, iy ithe orchard. And that was something she never liked to talk about. To tell the truth, she was somewhat ashamed of the whole affair. “Go away! 1 don’t want anything to do with you." But her voice wasn't the least hit tieree. Nor was he the least bit frightened. In the end it was the Muley Cow herself that ran off. And Master Meadow Mouse cven followed her all the pvay to the bars. The Muley Cow was have heen chased by Meadow Mouse (and young one, at that!) that she scarcely dared look anybody in the face until milking-time, of course he “Do you want S0 a ashamed to (Copyright 1922 by The Metropolitan Newspaper Servieve). WINS OVER HUSBAND. sServe on Same Jury and Wife Insists on Acquittal. March 1S.—Mr. and Farvar, the first couple to rve on a jury in Minneapolis, dis- agreed in balloting, but ) Farrdy finally won her husbandsover and he jury convicted Asher Rosenberg on n theft district court here yesterday I a family affair at all,” saie Mr. Farrar in discussing the case tody. “Mrs. I argued with me | about it, of cou Y did other mem- | bers the jury. Mrs. Farrar was cortain from the very first that the defendant was guilty, but I was not | about it, so I voted for until certain points had Both Minneapolis, Mrs. Dell 6 a charge it was not of 50 sure quittal cleared been | WALKING FOR $1,000. Louis, March 18—A walking| mateh of unusual interest has been ranged here for tomorrow when Harry Fischer, recently of London, England is scheduled to walk a thirty | young 'W BRITAIN DAILY HE RALD, SATURDAY, MARCH 18, 1922, DAILY IPASE Il N This novel outfit that Dame Iash- jon presents for spring wear answers nicely as a sporting suit, an afternoon calling fit L shopping suit, It is especially attractive to girl, Both skirt and are white perlain and the mings are citron stripes, STRAWBERRY DISHES ister Mary Tells Various Ways to Prepare Them K ak would strawhers ries carly in the season and make them go twice far, here are a set of simple rinles for you to try: Strawberry Flufr One cup straw- herries, : CRR white, 1 cup pow- the Jacket of trim- you t 20 minutes with a strong dover heater Do not crush the berries hefore adding to the other ingredients, The heating is rather hard work, but the result is worth the effort. Serve on sponge cake and top with a whole perfect herry. Strawberry Dip of Iee Cream. One and one-half cups berri cup sugar, % cup water, Put sugar and water on to hoil. Boil two minutes and add berries, Crush berries with a spoon and cook Ave minutes Strawberry Sauce, ive tablespoons butter, 3-4 cup powdered sugar, % teaspoon vanilla, L cup berries, 12 cup whipping cream. Cream butter and beat in sugar and vanilla. The vanilla is used to bring out the flavor of the berrics, but does not flavor the sauce. Beat in berrics, which have been carefully washd and dried between Whip cream till stiff with a dover Combine mixtures and serve at once on warm sponge cake or cot- pudding. Strawberry Bisque, One pint whipping cream, berries (1 pint box) 1 cup powdgred sugar. Whip ecream till stiff. drain berries. Cut berries in small pieces and mix well with sugar. I7old berries in cream. Line a mold with plain strawberry mixture. Dack in ice and rock salt and let stand three hours. T'mmold and serve in slices with one on two whole berries on the plate, This will serve eight persons. I'resh Strawberry Pudding. One pint berries, 1 cup water, 3 poons cornstarch, J: teaspoon cup sugar, eggs (whites). Wash berries and crush slightly. There should bhe one cup juice. Put juice and water in a smooth sauce pan and bring to the boiling point. Dilute cornstarch in enough cold water fo pour easily. Stir into boiling liquid. C'ook over hot water, stirring cnn‘mnfly for 10 minutes. Add salt and sugar and the rest of the berries. Keep hot over hot water and fold in the stiffly beaten whites of the eggs. Remove at ance from the heat and pour into a mold dipped in cold water. Chill and serve with boiled custard made of the yolks of the cggs. (Copyright, 1 A wave of thought takes a minute to travel a mile of nerve. towels. beater, Wash and A Service) Pansy is the official flower of the city of Butte, Ment. LT HEATR, NOW PLAYING Tommy Levene and his “Oh U Bahy” Co. - presenting joyous musical com- edy hits supported by high class vaudeville specialties; also i THEHUNCH featuring Gareth Hughes A photo drama of a Wall Street broker who was sorry he had Killed himself. Holman Day Seri “The Flaming V Others Shubert Vaudeville GRAND ' THEATER HARTFORD T With the original famous Winter an arrny ting Roy Gibbs, Bard Harold Murray, Brov., Harvey, Dolly Hackett and Florence Shu- bert. PARSONS ——THEATRE—— HARTFORD —— TONJIGHT —— Elsie Janis AND HER GANG IN A NEW MUSICAL REVUE The Greatest Comedienne in the Sca- son's Greatest Revue mile race against Frank Kriege of St.| Louis for a purse of $1,000. Mat. 50 to $2 Scats Sclling Eves. ' FOR ALL 'ROUND WEAR : all-star cast, 60 people, including sarden Chorus, P T HHON SEERVICE Unless otherwise indicuted, i by the press ugencl PALACE THEATER A remarkable human story of a erook with a heart Is unfolded in “Boomerang Bill,” a Paramount plc- ture coming to the Palace Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. The picture, which was crepted by Cosmopolitan, features Lionel Barry- more, “Boomerang Bill" {s a Chicago gun- man hiding in New York because of a crime he has committed in his home city. He meets a girl who wins liis love and he resolves to go straight. Bill works honestly until the girl tells him that she must obtain money to send her invalid mother to the coun- try to ve her life, Bill, torn be- tween his desire to be honest and his love for the girl, holds up a bank and s captured. ;) Besides Mr, Barrymore, the prin- in the cast are: Marguerite Marsh, Margaret Seddon, Frank Shan- non, Matthew Betts and Mirfam Bat- an added attraction Sunday only ine Hammerstein will be offered in “The Woman Game.” In the past, the Palace has pre- sented famous movie stars in person in their vaudeville offerimngs, and now | into vaudeville comes B. Rolfe, the | famous photoplay director and pro- | ducer of over a thousand moving pic- tures. He will appear personally at »alace on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday with his own musical ex- travaganza with a company of eleven musicians,® There will be other good acts on the bill, FOX’S THEATER Tonight is the last opportunity local theater patrons will have to see the current vaudeville bill at J7ox's, which features Rddie Samlow, a local boy, and two muslcal comedy stars in a ketch entitled “What's 1t All About.” hres other good acts are on the pro- gram and the picture, “A Prince There Was,” with Thomas Meighan and Mildred Harrih, is said to he ex- cellent, Tomorrow night, 1dna Murphy and Johnny Walker will be seen in a comedy drama, ‘‘Extra, Extra,” and Buck Jones will be'seen in one of his famous roles, the picture heing “Rid- ing With Death.” On Monday evening, the fifth and final dancing contest for the city championship and the grand silver cup will be held at I"oxs, in connec- tion with the new four act vaudeville hill and Pearl White in “The Broad- way Peacock.”” The last half of next week brings Rex Beach's ‘The Iron Trail.” EX-CHAMPION WA Mrs, Dorothy I. Campbell Hurd Files a Pctition in a Pittsburgh Court. Pa., March 18.-—Mrs. Dorothy 1. Campbell Hurd, former United States, British and Canadian woman's golf champion, has filed a petition in common placs court here before Judge Thomas J. I%ord in which ghe asked ‘that her husban, Jack V. Hurd, wealthy clubman, be reqnired to pay her alimony and counsel fees to defray expenses of divorce pro- ceedings which she has instituted. She charged indignities. Mrs. Hurd alleges that she is with- out sufficient funds to maintain her- self and pres ivorce proceedings. The husband has filed an answer. TS ALIMONY Pittsburgh, TWO BOXERS PENALIZED Massachusetts Commission Suspends Sacco and Donovan. Boston, March 18.—The state box- ing commission has suspended the licenses of Vincent Sacco and James Donovan, lightweights of Boston, for conduct prejudical to the sport at a bout at the Calyle club here last Mon- day. At the same time the commission indefinitely debarred “Red” Allen of New York from appearing in bouts in this state Allen engaged in a hout at the Carlyle club last Monday when he was in poor physical condition, the commission held. LYCEUM THEATER Your Jast chance to see Tommy Le- vene and his *“Oh U Bahy” company is tonight, for these players conclude their two weeks' engagement today. Don't miss this opportunity to see Tommy Levene and Al Williams, par- 1 Another big triumph of the screen’s most famous woman. A strange, entrancing story of the World’s Gayest Thor- oughfare. Out of the ashes of a Love grown cold, Revgnge blazed into Hatred. , The mother of the man she loved would have fainted at the mention of her name. Snobbish society women reviled her openly—but envied her secretly. Her wonderful power over men failed to hold the only man she wanted it to sway. The story of a mad passion which transformed a beautiful woman into a cruel tigress. The romance of a woman'’s regeneration. Monday EV'ening—Champion;hip Dancing Contest r.' Ve % 7S rienl notioe: for the resp e e r o, e . a farewell meeting 18 to be held, as on Tuesdny Mr, Nelson will leave for Brooklyn, where he will condiict meetings. ) fj ['Iml_ll ; ' COUTBILL APTER RECORD Boston, March 18.—Hal Cutbill, the “Plying Parson,” who is captain of the track team of the Boston A. A, left yesterday for Buffalo, N. 7., whero tonight he will attempt to break the orld record for 1,000 yards indoors. Y | T o and reviews in this column are written |V ve amusement tienlarly, in “A Quiet Night's Rest,” which is the farewell attraction. The other players appear to good advan- tage also. Gareth Hughes in *“The Hunch"” will be seen for the last time tonight, The Italian Civic association pre- sents a benefit performance tomorrow afternoon at the Lyceum. There will be motion plctures and vaudeville specialties, The entertalnment will be in Italian, MEETINGS WELL ATTENDED G. P. Nelson Sunday Night Last Episode Of “Miracles of the Jungle” Big Special Double Evangelical Services at Elim Church Will Conclude on Monday Evening. A series of well attended evangel- ical meetings are being held in the Swedish Elim Baptist church, on Elm street this week. Last night G. P. Nelson of Sioux City, Jowa, delivered an address on “Sin."” He said there are two different kinds of sinn the sinner in the hands of sin; and the sinner in the hands of God. Some people say that the devil does not exist in any form, mortal or immortal. If this were so, the question would he who is carry- ing on his cvil work? Mr. Nelson asked. The power of Satan is very limited, therefore the blame for all evil cannot be placed upon him, Mr. Nelson said, adding that he has agents who are doing his work day and night. A bad person will make small evils of others seem large ones, ko that their own evil designs will hot be noticed. Satan pulls good individ- uals down into the gutter; then he turns around and rebukes them for their evil doings. The speaker said that there are many evil influences combatting Christianity today, and in many cases succeeding; therefore it is up to everybody to do their part toward making the world better. Mr. Nelson concluded his talk with a short prayer. On Sunday morning and evening the meetings will be conducted in the Swedish language. Monday evening Feature HARTEOKD i—VAUDEVILLE ACTS—7 THEODORE BEREFI Former Premier Dancer of the Imperial Russian Ballet of Petrograd in ' DIVERTISSEMENT Dan Downin, Langhlin & Clara West; d:n:‘ Bert & Hazel Skatelle; Jack Col- lins & Co. ALICE BRADY in “HUSH MONEY.” Sunday, Monday, JACKIE COOGA UNDAY NIGHT—I!ION.—TUES.——WED. A Wonderful Bill of Extraordinary Attractions ! FAMOUS ~LASKY CORP. fang LIONEL BARRYMORE A Cosmopolitan Production We proudly present this photoplay as one of the greatest pictures.-pro- duced this season. Don’t miss it on a bet ! Added Attraction Sunday Only ELAINE HAMMERS.TEIN in “The Woman Game” — KEITH VAUDEVILLE — Mon.—Tues.—Wed. EXTRA ! EXTRA ! The Biggest Musical Act in Vaudeville B. A.ROLFE & CO. PERSONALLY HEADED BY B. A. ROLFE THE WORLD FAMOUS MOVING PICTURE PRO- DUCER AND HIS COMPANY OF ELEVEN EX .CELLENT MUSICAL ENTERTAINERS ! — Other Fine Acts. — Thurs.,, HOBART BOSWORTH in “The Cup of Life” “Seven Little Swecthearts” , Featuring the FORBES KIDDIES 2]