New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 6, 1922, Page 3

F. T BROWNTS DOLLAR WINNER Judge Likes Short Poems for Purely Personal Reasons The judge feels it necessary to take the “Bull by the Horns" and try to discourage this long .verse stuff. He i8 going to print two long ones today only, to register two thoughts to the poetry reading public, viz: to get square with Mr. B. and secondly to encourage Russell Torello who has handed in & poem a day. It is hoped that this little “song and dance" will have its message delivered to the contestants' minds. A Miss 8——, from Boston, wants the judge to put down his emotions while reading the poetry, so she can teach her class how they should be done in interpretive dancing. She has a ‘dumb-bell” scene for blank verse which many classical dancers believe cannot be duplicated. The judge is of the firm belief that he should not wander all over the column this way, but the poetry has set him to wandering. The prize winner today, mind you G. V. Hamlin and Russell Torello, is F. J..Brown of 63 Walnut street. The poem is short and that's what the judge likes best. The poem which rollicked with the prize today follows: away Jess Beloin's the place to eat, Every day fresh food and meat. Chicken here for Sunday dinner, Good alike for saint and sinner. F. J. BROWN, 63 Walnut street. Other poems worthy of note are printed now for your benefit: Did Boardman holler for a dollar, And yank it roughly by the collar, And shove it quickly in his pocket, To be made later into a locket Which will hang upon his heart side As a pleasing tickler to his pride? On a soft bunk, And then he mixed it up with junk— Yes, with papers and rags he worked it in Till it brought him in a piece of tin. Oh, he grabbed it quick enough by heck, And now he’s swelled above the neck. mattress first he put his The dollar goddess did not holler, No, she could not even swaller So much injured in her pride, She simply sighed and sighed and sighed, During this sale we give you Free with your HOOSIER the ¢ IER without extra cost—and right now $1.00 puts a New Hoosier in your your HOOS NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, MARCH 6, 1922 Tomorrow Morning We Start the NEW SIER HOOSIER Club Plan Sale In a single step the New Hoosier has made kitchen cabinets of the past obsolete—it is the greatest kitchen convenience ever created This latest Hoosier introduces so many new improvements for the simplification of kitchen work that there is really no com- parison with any other kitchen convenience. The New Hoosier not only saves steps, and time, and cuts out needless work and worry, but in addition, it prevents the backaches which come from working at a table which is not suited to your height. omplete Dexter Domestic home. See Our South Window. Science Kitchen Set and also a large set of crystal glass containers included with Demonstrations Cabinet And softly moaned, “I've been treat- a lnet‘ ed punk, I have been meanly junk.” of the New Hoosier will be held in our store all during this sale. Wheth- er yon intend to buy or not, you owe it to yourself to come in and see how | this great cabinet excels, ———— oosi chnet| John A. Andrews & Co. women, more than own any other | ¥ make of cabinet, use and endorse the | H Hoosier. ‘ is the most popular kitchen vnnwn-‘ traded off for Let Boardy keep his big round dollar / And pray for many more to foller. = In the world of merry jingle He is a prince and single. 1 am not in this game for mun, I only wish to have some fun. Now, pay “Ye London Shop’ a call And use up a part of your haul Cleaning and pressing your suit, So, go cough up some of your loot, For here such good work is done, Thus saving the price of a new one. G. V. HAMLIN, 29 City Avenue. and win this dollar my head a-humming, write a litle poem about one who does plumbing. His name is Lonis Nair, a working man is he If you want to call Phone 12533, He's the man that will fix all leaks, So good that they will last for keeps. He'll sharpen your lawnmowers, fix your roofs and do all your metal work too, Just take my advice, he'll do your work nice, ,And make it all look just like new. RUSSELL TORELLO, 743 Stanley street If you want a sporty new spring suit, The best that you can see, Is down in Ye Ol4 London Shop, Our phone is 585 ring I"I.ORENCE BURNS, 6 Glen street To try has set go Il hard him up just your If you've made a burglar proof win-. dow lock, Or a brand new key, For your patent see M. Manning, He has” the agencey. FLORENCE BURNS, » 146 Glen street. Housekeeper or cook, Position O look, References 0. K Box Twenty-four A. URIEL AGNES JACORBI, N. Wellington St., Belvidere. Raules of the Contest. 1.--Write 2 Want Ad Rhmye based on some classified advertisement which appears in_The Herald. Want Ad Rhymes on r‘\sslfied ads in gen- eral are not included. Your versc must concern some particular ad. The clas8ified advertisements are on Page 11. 2.—Write on but one side of the paper and be sure to paste a copy of the advertisement about which you write on the same side of the sheet, preferably at the top of your verse. At the bottom of this paper on the same side write your name and ad- dress in full and mail to the Want Ad Rhymes Judge, New Britain Her- ald. 3.—The name and address of the This ayrup 1o different from all others. Quick relief. No opistes. 3S¢ everywhere PALACE—Starting Sunday Wallace Reid--Elsie Ferguson “FOREVER" From the Novel “Peter Ibbetson” *| munion at a special mass at 8 o'clock. | | Legion will meet Wednesday evening {after devotions. regular weckly winner will be announced daily in The Herald together with a copy of the Want Ad Rhyme he has written. 4.—Date each Want Ad Rhyme that you send in. More than one at a time oft separate sheets of paper from the same party will be accepted but not more than one on each advertisement. School boys and girls may compete as well as grown-ups. Test your skill at may win $1.00, ANNOUNGEMENTS IN rhyming—you CATHOLIG PARISHES Wednesday, Friday and Saturday of This Week Are Ember Das The usual Lenter devotions will be held at St. Mary's church on Wed- nesday and Friday evenings. The de- votions on Wednesday will consist of the rosary, a sermon and benediction of the Blessed Sacrament. speaker for the evening will Rev. Vincent McDonough Thomas' Seminar: Hartford day evening there will be the stations | of the cross and benediction Serv- ices on both evenings will begin at 7:30 o'clock. There will be an anniversary re- quiem mass on Saturd morning at | 7 o'clock for the late William Joseph | Keeley. | Next Sunday is Men's Sunday. Thr“ men of the parish will receive com- | be the of - Bk The Ladies’ Temperance society will hold a meeting Thursday evening at 8 o'clock in the School hall. The Catholic Women's Benevolent Wednesday, Friday and Saturday of this week are Ember days and the people of the parish will govern themselves accordingly. At St. Joseph's A two weeks' mission to be con- ducted by the Oblate fathers will open | next Sunday at the 10:30 o'clock | mass. It will continue for two weeks, the first week being for the women and the second week for the men. Lenten devotions will be held Wed- nesday and I‘riday evenings. The Rev. Thomas J. Laden, pastor of the church of St. John the Evangelist will be in charge on Wednesday even- ing. The station of the cross and benediction will ¥e held on Friday evening. The Boy Scout troop will hold their meeting Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. At St. Peter's Church. The regular morning mass will be discontinued this week on account of the illness of the pastor. Fri- } Mississippi INTERESTING ITEMS ABOUT INCOME TAX Liargest Percentage of Returns From Alaska and D. of C. Washington, March .- Interesting bits of information relating to Amer ican incomes included in the Treas ury Department's report covering re turns for the calendar year 1919, which has just been made public. Confrary to popular opinion, the {Iargr‘st percentage of returns accord- ing to population was not from the wealthy industrial centers but from Alaska and the District of Columbia. The territory's showing—17.17 | cent—was explained of individuals operating their own business, while that of the District of Columbia 1340 per cent—was be- liePed to have resulted from the high ratio of Government employes With The | salaries of more than $1,000 a year. The Southern Agricultural states invariably were far down the list, citizens making returns comprising only 1.33 per cent of the total population; North Carolina 1.45 per cent, and Alabama 1.74. New than 5,000,000, An analysis made by the Treasury of the sources of income showed that those in the $1,000-$2,000 class ob- tained 77 per cent of their personal revenue from wages and salaries, 3.8 per cent from rents and royalties, 1.4 per cent from dividends and 4.7 from interest on investments. This wps contrasted with the taxpayers with an income of one million dollars who drew only 1.34 per cent from salaries, 23 per cent from partnerships, 11 per cent from sale of real estate, stock, "AT ITS BEST | The strongest com- pliment ever paid to 1Scott'sEmulsion} is the vain attempts at imitation. Those %: who take cod-liver Scott & Bowne, Bloomield, N. J. oil at its best, take ALSO MAKERS OF—— Lenten devotions will be held on| Wednesday and Friday evenings of | this week at 7:30 o'clock for the Ger- | man people. Devotions for the French will be held on Thursday -ll'.\Tl(:L HOTCHKISS DEAD | New York, March 6.—Justice Hen- | ry Dewitt Hotchkiss of the state su monia. He was 66 years old. Human brain contains nerve cells. | preme court died here today of pneu- | | 800,000 l Scott’s Emulsion— I KI-MniDS ' (Tablets or Granules) . Eor |INDIGESTION 20-1sk GEE ST & Cuticura Seap Clearsthe Skin and Keeps it Clear Sown, Oinkment, Toleum the svery whore, Samplea 1 tc of Lumaura Labarstorio p8 2 Malden, Nass. per | by the number | York led in total returns witih more | etc., 6 per cent from rents and royal- ties, 38 per cent from dividends, and 11 per cent from interest on fnvest- ments. Deduction permitted by the govern- ment also showed a wide amounting to 7.47 per cent for in- comes between $1,0000 and $2,000 20.43 per cent for income of $2,000,- 000 and over. = Agriculture and related industries those making returns, “trade” 26 per cent and public service 2 Corporation reporting ‘‘no net in- come'* totalled 110,564 the aggregate Aeficit in' this class being $995,000,- 000, Seventy-one per cent of the cent in textiles. status of certain taxpayers were noted in the report. One group of 561 each who reported incomes of under $100,- 000 in 1914 was reorganized fn 1919 | so that only 159 remained in that | bracket, 189 returned incomes of up| to §300,0 8 over that figure On the other hand, 57 selected tax- | payers who paid on incomes of $1,- | 000,000 and over in 1914 dwindled | progressively to 23 in 1919, & of those “lost” having dropped back to the $100,000 cl PROMIN Rev. C. W. Boylston of Greenwich, | Was Veteran Grand Chaplain | Gireenwich, March 6—The Rev. Charles W. Boylston, rector of St Paul's Episcopal church at Riverside for nineteen years, and rector emeri- tus since 1918, died at his home Sat- urday night. He had been prominent in Masonic organizatigns here and in | Bridgeport, and gerved as grand chap- lain of the A. F. and A. M..in Con- necticut from 1809 to 1918. He was born in Springfield, Mass., sixty-eight e ago, was graduated from Trinity College in 1878 and Berkeley Divinity school in 1881. Be- fore coming to Riverside in 1899, he| had. held torates at Glastonbury, | Greenville and Trumbull. | He is survived by his widow, one son and one daughter. 22 MILLS IN TERRYVILLE. Terryville, March 6.—A tax rate of 22 mills was levied at the adjourned annual town meeting. This will raise | a revenue of $123,900 and with ,the revenue of approximately $10,000 {from other sources, it is estimated will be sufficient to take care of the Irunning expenses for the ensuing year lexclusive of any unusual expense This is one-half a mill less fhan the |vate of last year which is considered |a very favorable showing under the cxpense created by the |increased maintenance of the schools. [ | ——————— e | 23 MILL TAX RATE. \ Rocky Hill, March 6.—At a special {town meeting, held on Saturday ¢ ning, in the hasement of the Congy gational church, it was voted to bor-land heal eruptions such as rash, PIM-| chagrined at the new economic ays-| row a sum not to exceed $19,000 for [current expenses. ‘The adjourned [town meeting followed, at which time a 23-mill tax was laid: an appropria tion of $25 made, and a vote of thanks extended to the Congregation- al church tor courtesy extended the town in granting the use of the basc- lgient for town purposes. variance | | comprised more than 31 per cent of | firms engaged in mining and quarry-| ling declared they had made no profit in 1910, against 46 per cent in agri- | cnlture and related lines, and 13 per | Interesting changes in the financial | 205 up to $1,000,000, and | | the glands are tardy in their | which exceeds the DOGTORS MAY MAKE WEN BECONE BRAVE “Pear a Matter of Psysiology and Not Mentality,” Says Expert Evanston, TIl., March 6 --Coward- ice is a matter of physiology and not of mentality and character, according to a theory advanced by Dr. Charles Lonis Mix, professor of clinical medi- cine, Northwestern University. “Fear, is caused by the suspension of secretion by the adrenal glands, which are just above but not connect- ed with, the kidneys. It is this stop- ping of the secretions at the moment of fright that causes the dilated pu pil of the eye, the dry mouth, shak- |ing knees and soaring heart that are the symptoms of fear,” says Dr. Mix. “After the first moment of alarm, the glands renew their secretions with more than normal activity, thus re- storing the balance of courage and enabling the animals under observa- tion to cope vigorously with the sit- uations confronting them.” The new discovery opens the possi ageous, eliminating congenital cow- ardice and establishing absolute tests of the capacity of individuals for per- ed action, the doctor asserts to evolve some that will drenal investigation expect means, medical or surgical, increase the flow of defiicient glands and speed up the reactions if recov- inhibition, he ¥ ery from the fright adds. TAX ON PIANOS. Moscow, March 4 irand pianos are heavily hit by the new luxury taxes framed by the Moscow Soviet. Each owner of a grand piano must pay an annual tax of 750,000 rubles, annual wages of many government employes. Ordin- ary pianos are taxed 600,000 a year and phonographs must pa 200,000 ——————————————e—— SULPHUR CLEARS ROUGH, RED SKI Neck and Arms Easily Made Smooth, Says Speclalist Any breaking out of the skin, even Face, overcome by applying a little Mentho- Sulphur, declares a noted skin ipecial- ist Recause of its germ destroving properties, this sulphur preparation hegins at once to sooth irritated skin ples and ring worm. It seldom fails to remove the tor- ment and distigurement, and you do Inot have to wait for reilef from em- barrassment. lmprovement quickly shows. Sufferers from skin trouble should obtaln a small jar of Mentho- Suiphur (rom any good druggist and use it like cold cream. bility of making all men highly cour- | ilous ventures where the individual's| safety depends upon quick, cool head- | The scientists who are following the | 96 NEW MEMBERS Methodist Church Admits Seven by Letter, Three on Confession of Faith. Twenty-six new members were ad- mitted to the Methodist church yes- terday. They are as follows: By letter: Mr. and Mrs. Albert F. Johnson, John Wunderlen, Mrs. Ellsworth Sheldon, Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Kittell, Mrs. 1la M. Bush. On confession of faith: Mr. and Mrs. Edward F. Spencer, Mrs. W. H. Van Oppen. The following class on probation joined after passing examinations in Seripture, hymns and the meaning of the church: Margaret Ames, Fred- erick Ames, Warreny Brainerd, Flor- ence Cooby, Janet }ohnson. Louise | Sackett, Robert Sackett, Lothaire Siegel, Anne Zahnleiter, Ruth Wood- ford, George Unwin, John Unwin, Mortimer Covert, Lawrence Anderson, | Caroline Odenwaldt, Lawrence Mur- dick SOCIALISTS PLAN UNITED CAMPAIGN World Wide Session Recommend- ¢d to Take Up All Problems | Moscow, March 6—(By Associated | Press)—A conference of all the so- | clalist internationales to discuss the | | formation of a united front on world | | problems affecting capital and labor | was recommended by the executive |1eaders of the third internationale of ‘.‘-lns(‘o\\' after a two weeks discussion Ehorn The vote was 46 to 10. The resolutions passed mentioned the var- {jous internationales with which a con- | terence is favored — the second, or | pre-war organization, the second and |a half, as the organization formed at | Vienna last year which recently held |a meeting in Paris is termed and the fourth internationale | Leon Trotsky and other Russian |chiefs who were instrumental in | pastening this decision explaining that [the move simply was in keeping with | new tactics having as their purpose a | lank attack on capitalism instead of |the old open battle for an immediate world revolution Oppose Conference The French, Italian and Spanish representatives voted against confer- ence with “the enemies” on the final ballot. Trotzky, Zinovieff, Radek, | Lunacharsky and other Russians de- clared in favor of the meeting. Nikolai Lenine was not present at derstood to have been for a movement | synchronizing ®ctivities of the inter- nationales with recent changes in Itussian polici A group of 22 Russian communists, tem which they deseribe ag a resfir- |r|-rllnn of the bourgeoisie, presented to the conference a bill of complaint against the Russian communist party. They were sharply rebuked and were threatened with expulsion not only from the party, but from the inter- !I!M(lfll\:ll(‘ unless they maintained par- 1y loyalty. BURGLARIES CONTINUE. Three More Local Places aré Entered Over the Week-End. Three more local places were enter- ed over the week-end, according to reports made to the police. ‘Joseph Kovlowski, proprietor of a place at 66 Broad street, told thé police yes- térday morning, that an entry had been effected into his store and some * cigars and cigarettes had been stolen. A store at 112 Whiting street which fs closed by an attachment, was also entered Saturday night, ac- cording to Constable George A. Stark. Candy, raisins, cigarettes and tobac- co comprised the plunder. Sando Albino of 277 Myrtle street told the police yesterday afternoon that the front door of his store had been pried open, but nothing was missed. This is the second time that the store was visited in a week. TALK TO POLICEMEN. Prosecutor Joseph G. Woods ad- dressed the members of the super- numerary force of the police depart- ment yesterday afternoon on ‘“The Duties of a Policeman.” Instructions of how to make arrests, summon wit- nesses and conduct investigations were explained by Prosecutor Woods. Mr. Woods also spoke on means to be taken to prevent crime, and how to present evidence in court. Intricate points of state law, and city ordin- ances were also pointed out by the prosecutor. England’s Jockey Club has 40 licensed race courses. MOTHER! Clean Child’s Bowels with “California Fig Syrup” Even a sick child loves the “fruity” taste of “‘California Fig Syrup.” If the little tongue is coated, or {f your child is listless, cross, feverish, full of flery, itehing eczema, can be quickly |y o gaggions but his influence iz un-|cold, or has colic, a teaspoontul will never fail to open the bowels. In & | few hours you can see for yourseif how thoroughly it works all the con- stipation poison, sour bile and waste | trom the tender, little bowels and gives you a well, playful child again. Millions of mothers keep “Califor- | nia Iig Syrup” handy. They know & | teaspoonful today saves.a sick child tomorrow. Ask your druggist for genuine “California Fig Syrup” whieh has directions for bables and childi of all ages ,.rinted on bottle, M You must say “California™ or lmay get an imitation fg syrup