New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 2, 1922, Page 3

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It goes right to the spot and givu quick, lasting relief. It promptly | eals the inflamed membranes that line the throat and air passages, stops the annoying throat tickle, loosens the phlegm, and soon your cough stops en- tirely. Splendid for bronchitis, croup, hoarseness and bronchial asthma. Pinex is a highly 'concentrated com- pound of Norway pine extract, famous for _its healing effect on the membranes, To avoid disappointment ask your druggist for “214 ounces of Pinex” with directions and don't else, Guaranteed to give absolute satis- faction or money refunded. The Pinex Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind. H.R. BOARDMAN AT LAST WINS Has Been Flifigfl With Prize for 2 Week The poems submitted for considera- tion today were better than usual and more than usual, due (o#m untiring efforts of the authors. at consist- ency is the very keynote of an au- thor's success.. Variety, too, has been noted by the judge. He has received poetry about junk, prohibition, and whatnots. He notes with great en- thusiasm that romance seems to frisk its way through many of the verselets and some of them may be just a little to spicy to print. That's a matter of debate, however, and there is much | too spicy to print. That's a matter of warp and woof can be given. Oh! yes, Mr. H. B. Boardman is to- day’s lucky man. The judge feels like deducting 13c for contempt of court for the good natured twitting which is contained therein, for there is a di- ascept anything | |18 sald and done, Mr. Boardman de- | And hand me out a dollar bill— rect reflection on the judge's ability CREAM CLEARS A STUFFED-UP HEAD Instantly Opens Every Alr Passage—Clears Throat Too. If your nostrils are clogged and your head is stuffed because of nasty catarrh or a cold, apply a little pure, antiseptic cream into your nostrils. It penetrates through every air passage, soothing and healing swollen, inflam- ed membranes and you get instant re- lief. Try this. Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream Balm at any drug store. Your clogged nostrils open right up; your head is clear; no more hawking or snuffling. Count fifty. All the stuffiness, dryness, struggling for breath is gone. You feel fine. ESSEX COACH %1345 poems. However, the Judge will “pocket his pride” and con- gratulate Mr. Boardman, for after all serves the 87c¢ plus the 13c¢ fine which totals the dollar, I've wied to win-——It can't be done, My poems must be punk; 8o now I'll sing the pralse of one Who handles only junk! And knowing this, perhaps he will Appreciate this verse, (He's probably bought worse,) He'll buy up all your rags— (No matter I they're black or clean) | And put ‘em in his bags. And papers, {oo, that you have read, He'll gladly buy, you bet, Or what you thought you'd get And so I'm just a-wishing that This fellow sees this bunk, And 1f he does I'll bet a hat He'll buy it up as junk! H. R. BOARDMAN, 463 Church street Other puems which put the judge in good humor were: There lived two old maids Walnut Hill park, Who ‘tis sald were afraid to be after dark; But they hought a sedan from Jes- ter. That's right; And now you can see most every night. ROBERT WARREN FOX, 11 Hough St,, Plainville. Your health may be good and you're chucked full of pep no doubt, have a durance, Perhaps no accident has hefallen you vet 4d you think not of such an curence; My friends don't delay, get busy today See H. 1. Welch for insurance. RUDOLPH GATTING, JR. 29 CIlff street, up near ont them out And, lot of en- oc- All Kinds of furniture bought and sold, It may be new or it may be old, Prices to suit you, a very wide range, Our a2im i{s to please, at the Iurni-| ture Ixchange. STUART DUBE, 535 Stanley street. If you want a good suit to wear Don't wander everywhere, Give the Boston Clothing store try, There you'll get the best that money can buy. JACOB FRUCHTMAN, 169 Hartford Ave. a Rules of the Contest 1.—Write a Want Ad Rhmye based on some classified advertisement which appears in The Herald. Want Ad Rhymes on classified ads in gen- eral are not included. Your verse must concern some particular ad. The classified advertisements are on Page 11. 2.—Write on but one side of the paper and be sure to paste a copy of the advertisement about which you write on the same side of the sheet, preferably at the top of your verse. At the bottom of this paper on the same side write your name and ad- dress in full and mail to the Want Ad Rhymes Judge, New Britain Her- ald. 3.—The name and address of the winner will be announced daily in The Herald together with a copy of the Want Ad Rhyme he has written. 4.—Date each Want Ad Rhyme that you send in. More than one at a time on separate sheets of paper from the same party will be accepted but not more than one on each advertisement. | School boys and girls may compete as well as grown-ups. Test your skill at may win $1.00. rhyming—you Fresh eggs, —advt. 41c doz. Russell Bros. 3 lbs. best coffee, $1.00. —advt. Russell’s. NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MARCH 2, 19 ICE MAN FINED $5 IN POLICE COURT Wolf Found Guilty of Striking Rus- sell With Tongs After Chase Through Main Street, Albert Wolf, an fce-man, paid a fine of $6 and costs in police court to- day for assaulting John Russell with a pair of fce tongs, 'I'he assault took place yesterday afternoon after Wolf chased Russell a distance of several hundred yards down Main street, coming to a halt in front of the South Church, where the hostilities took place, Russell was treated hy Dr. Nathan B. Jaffe. The physician found a four inch bruise, swelling and discoloration in the middle of the spine which, he told the court, was attendant by se- vere pain. Wolf had bheen delivering ice for the Neéw Britain Ice corporation in the block where Mr. and Mrs. Rus- sell live. In so doing, he used the front stairs. Mrs. Russell objected and an argument ensued. Hearing loud voices Russell came out and upbraided the ice-man, who asserted that the landlord had given him the privilege of using the front stairs; v, he added, “the ice wasn't leaking." Russell claims that Wolf attempted to strike him &0 he ran away, the ice-man following until he was with- in striking distance. Wolf claims that he merely looked at Russell who im- mediately turned on his heels and van. The ice-man said he threw his tongs a distance of 50 yards, but they did not hit Russell. Eity Items March Victor records, . L. Pierce & Co.—advt. A surprise party was held Tuesday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Berlin of Rhodes street, in honor of Mrs. Eric Sandstrom of 472 Kast street. Twenty-five of her friends gathered and presented her with a purse of money. The party was held in the form of a farewell for Mrs. Sand- strom and her two daughters who leave Saturday for San Pedro, Cal., at which place they are to make their l(\nuro home. See the Paige and Cadillac cars on display at our show rooms, West Main at Lexington. Lash Motor Co., Inc.——advt. The regular meeting of Laurel Court, 0. of A., will be held in Ma- sonic hall Friday evening at 7:45 o'clock. There will be a social in the afternoon and a supper at 6:30. “You need never apologize for driv- ing a Paige.” Lash Motor Co., Inc. —advt. _—— Dr. Howard always recommended OXIDAZE FOR COUGHS, COLDS Bronchial Asthma Years ,of study and observation convinced him it would safely, quickly and surely stop n bad cough und give instant relief in Bronchial Asthmn. Guaranteed harmless. Here is nbsolute proof from users: Waterhu Ct.—No asthma thanks to Oxi- daz Salem, W. Va.—We find it all you claim. Kendrick, Col.—Am well pleased with ro- sults, Cireleville, thing. Somerset, Mass.—Tt gives full satisfaction. Detroit, Miel It has benefited me greatly. Worecester, ass,—Is worth thousands to me Keene, N. 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Space No. 5 at the SHOW PHONE 731 Members of the New Britain Automobile Dealers’ Association USE SULPHUR TO HEAL YOUR SKIN Broken Out Skin and Itching Fezema Helped Over Night Ifor unsightly skin eruptions, rash or blotches on face, neck, arms or| body, you do not have to wait for re- | lief from torture or embarrassment, declares a noted skin specialist, Apply a little Mentho-Sulphur and improve- ment shows next day. Because of its germ destroying properties, nothing has ever heen found to take the place of this sul- phur preparation. The moment you apply it healing begins. Oaly those who have had unsightly skin troubles can know the delight this Mentho- Sulphur brings. Iven fiery, itching eczema is dried right np Get a small jar from any good druggist and use it like cold cream. DISCUSS STATE AD FOR LOGAL WiDOWS {Social Workers' Conference Meels --Dr., Henry Tells of Hospital Between 15 and 20 members of the New Britain Social Workers' confer- ence attended the monthly supper and meeting of the organization at the Y. W. C. A, cafeteria last eve- ning. Talks on the state aid for widows were given hy Mrs. Emily Mercer, who has charge of this work in New Haven, J. B. Dawson, of the Associated Charities, also of New Ha- ven, Agent Raymond F. Gates, Deputy | Richard W. Ellis, and Field Agent| Charles J. Parsons, of the state de-! partment at Hartford, and by Charity | Superintendent William Cowlishaw, | and Probation Officer E. C. Connol- ly, of this city. Mr. Connolly is the local agent for this, fund Must Tell Resources. The sense of the talks was to thel effect that agents of the fund could work better if they had women as- sistants, or if there were women agents. Mr. Gates emphasized the| point that the state aid for widows') fund is not a pension for widows, as many suppose, but simply a case of aid, where aid is needed. He ex- plained how the law requires lineal | relatives in this state to support needy members of the family where- ever possible and told of severe pen- alties where persons attempt to con- ceal their resources in order to evade this responsibili Mr. Cowlishaw Speaks. Mr. Gates proposes to submit to| the next session of legislature a new bill correcting a number of unsatis- | factory features of the present law | Mr. Cowlishaw told of the operations: of the charity department, its meny phases and problems and of the| troubles he had with the Hpaniards. He closed with the alvice that in all | cases city charity departments should | be kept out of politics. Standardizing Hospitals Dr. J. G. Henry, of the New Brit- | ain hospital gave a talk on standard- ization of hospitals. He told how the | old fashioned haphazardly operated ! hospital, run for the sake of exploit- | ing the patient was rapidly passing | away and that there were few if any | such institutions now in the country. He told of the methods nsed to bring the local hospital up to its present high standard of efficiency. Advocates Co-operation Dr. Henry stated that the local in- stitution plans to maintain its record at the highest standard of efficiency | and intimated that it would continue | its present progressive spirit. He of- fered the resources of the hospital to the social workers of the city when- | ever advisable and said that he in| turn would be glad to avail himseif| of the services of the social workers. A number of questions were asked the speakers by the members. In the absence of Marshall R. Cook, | president of the conference, who is| suffering with an attack of neuritis| following his recent siege of grip, the | vice-president presided. Kentucky Evolution Bill to Be Killed Frankfort, Ky., March 2.—-The As- sociated Press learned authoritatively that the evolution bill will not be re- ported out of the Kentucky house rules committee. This will kill the measure, which would prohibit the teaching, in tax-supported schools of the state, of anything that ‘“under- mines the faith" of students. . Pro- tests against the bifl have been re- ceived from educators all over the United States. Professor Raymond Dodge, now connected with the psychological re- search labratory, at Wesleyan univer- sity, will address the members of the High school club at the Y. M. C. A.4 this evening at 6:30 o'clock. HIF{ subject will be “Is There Any Device by Which a Fellow Can Get To Like His Work Better? Russell Bros. 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Dr.Edwards'OliveTablets are known by their olive color, 15¢ and 30c. 12090 Fai];lres 22 L2, CRISIS IN BRITAIN, PREMIER MAY RETIRE Political Upheaval Likely to Result in Either That Or General Election, London, March 2 (By The Associat- ed Press)—-Either an early general lection or the resignation of Prime Minlster Lloyd George will be the up- shot of the present political cris is generally believed, The apparently widening breach in the conservative party together with the consistent gain in strength of the liberals under former [Premier As- quith and the laborites as evidenced in the recent by-elections have forced these alternatives on the Premier Mr. Lloyd George is understood to have served notice in his letter that J. Austin Chamberlain, lcader of the conservative secessionists, who recent- Iy attacked the premier in the house of commons must go or he will step down from office. Sir George Younger's tactics have met with disfavor among a consid- erable section of the party, especially with Mr. Chamberlain and Tlord Chancellor RBirkenhead, the latter pub- licly voicing his disapproval in a re- cent speech. In fhis connection, some significance is attached to a report that Younger may resign from the house and be elevated to the peerage. Meanwhile the government leaders are giving much time to the problem and an early meeting of the whole conservative party is expected, Shoots fiis Wife and Slashes Own Throat Bridgeport, March 2.-—John Pat- rick, 66, of this city, was taken to the Bridgeport hospital last night in ser- ious condition from slashes on the throat, alleged to have been self in- flicted with a razor. His wife, 37, s suffering from a slight bullet wound. She told the police that her husband shot her when ghe returned irom church services and then attempted to end his own life. She said he had acted peculiarly of late. in Month of February New York, March 2.—Failures re- ported to Bradstreet's last month to- talled 2,090, with liabilities of $68,- These returns compared 5 failures with liabilities of $115,01,371 in January, and 1,435 failures with liabilities of §78,124,673 in February, 1921. 1% doz $1.00. Strictly fresh eggs, Russell Bros.—advt. Mr. Scheid Could Not Stay In Bed Almost Choked From Catarrhal Cough. Cerizane Brought Relief *'T can recommend Cerizane for any sort of a cough.” So said Mr. Herman Scheid, a skilled pattern weaver, who has been a resident of Clinton, Mass., for thirty-five years. He then went on to say: “I have had catarrh for the last fifteen years and | off and on during the winter would have a very hard cough. The dripping of mucus almost choked me and I had tq get out of bed to breathe. But the first bottle of Cerizane brought great relief, and by | taking a little occasionally, I am kept free from catarrh and coughs.” Cerizane Cough Balsam is one of the famous “Winsol” line of medicines, It | is absolutely free from narcotics, chloro- form or any harmful drug. Cerizane has heen helping people for ninety-five years and it has never hurt any one. Reliable druggistsgenerallysell Cerizane USRAINIA DESIRES INDPT. REPUBLI Insists Country Is Able to Con- duct Own Foreign Business Moscow, March 1.--The Ukraine has scored a diplomatic vietory over the Russian Soviet government which made it ssary for the American Relief Administration to sign a separ- ate agreement with the Ukraine be- fore it could legally open food draft warehouses and general relief work in that southern republic. workers were distribut- ing food at Kiev, Odessa and Kharkov for some time without any agreement other than that enter- ed into with the Moscow government The Ukraine insisted that it was an indepedent republie, fully competent to conduct relations with foreign powers and entitled to be dealt with as an autonomous nation wholly free from Moscow control, President Ra- kovsky, of Ukrainia, recently confer- red in Moscow with American Relief Administration officials and made his| position clear. Wants Loan Also The Ukraine wanted food packages and relief from America but it wanted to sign agreements with the Ameri- | cans just as the Moscow government | did. Furthermore it wants gotiate with Americans for relieve fts economic distress. | As the American Relief Adminis- | tration is in no sense a diplomatic or official organization, its signature of | \ separate agreement with the (k- raine was not rogarded as an official | recognition of the Ukr: ment, although there seems fo be a| general impression in Russia that the | American relief organization is the, forerunner of diplomatic relations. . The Ukraine seems to be to the Soviet federated republic of Russia what Pavaria is to the German repub- | lic and there is the same delica in, Moscow about handling the Ukraine | that Berlin shows in dealing with the | Munich government. Ukr: granary of Furopean Russia, Bavaria is the granary of the Ge federation. The Ukraine has two ver tlirtatious neighbors in Poland an< Rumania. It also has valuable s in Odessa, Nikoiweff and other ice- free ports. All in all Moscow is facing many of the interesting problems in/federation which the United States confronted | after it cut loose from England and! found it necessary to harmonize the| interests of its varied states. i ne to ne-| loan to | nian govern- L. A. A. 0. H. BANQUET 25th Anniversary of the | Local Branch | To Be Celebrated This' Evening— | Guests of Honor to Speai. | The 25th anniversary of the Ladies' Auxiliary, Ancient Order of Hiber- nians, will be celebrated this evening in Judd's hall with a banquet. The |local priests will be the guests of the | organization and State President Mary [T, Crean of this city and County President Ella Garvan of East Hart- ford will also be present. There will be a program of speak- |ing and musical selections, and judg- ing from the number of tickets that | have already been sold, a large crowd [of members and their friends is ex- |pected. A meeting of the local branch will precede the banquet. The committee in charge is as fol- lows: Mrs. James O'Brien, chair- {man; Mrs. George Shine, Mrs. John | Igo, Mrs. John Hyland, Mrs. James | O'Leary, Mrs. TDaniel Kehoe, Mrs. | Charles McCarthy, Miss {and Miss Catherine O'Le 11,607 N~ Nibble LIFE SAVERs Nerves Need Nourishment Nowadays (Watch for the Alphabetical Ads.) | Manager Referendum Asked in Stratford Stratford, March 2.—The town council, at its meeting last night, re- ceived petition requesting a refer- endum vote on the question of re- taining R. H. Hunter as town man- ager. The petition was signed by voters of the town, or nearly half of the registered electors. The council, which recently dismissed Hunter, took no action on the peti- a | tion and the meeting was adjourned, subject to the call of Chairman Rob- ert Turney. Shoes That Add to Your Vitality Shoes that bind and distort the feet are a source of constant irritation. 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It strengthens the muscles by allowing them freedom to exercise, thus preventing or correcting’ weak larches. | Sold in New Britain only by SLOAN BROS. 185 Main Street HUDSON $1695 F.O.B. Detroit Finer in All Ways Lower in Cost Hudson's long leadership of fine car sales has always rested on value. Today you get the best Super-Six and greatest value Hudson ever offered. With the Hudson 4-Passenger Phaeton now selling at #1695 and the 7-Passenger Phaeton at $1745 what do you find elsewhere that is coinparable in worth. Always the Center of Show Interest 4-Pass. Phaeton 7-Pass. Phaeton Coupe Cabriolet $1695 F. O. B. Detroit Touring Limousine Limousine - $2570 2295 2920 ° 3495 THE S. & F. MOTOR SALES CORP. 155 ELM ST. Space No. 5 at the SHOW PHONE 731 Members of the New Britain A utomobile Dealers’ Association o) SUPER-SIX T e