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Adele fiarrison’s Madge { What Dicky Sald to Near Dawn parlance, 1| me to my In Mrs, *didn't need sleep,” when room Dieky had returned from his trip with his sister in a vile humor-—he is always exceedingly irritable when he's tired—and announced his intention of going straight to his hed Mrs. Harrison, however, who founged in a rocker all day, was as fresh as any dalsy ever quoted, and announced her intention of getting something to cat. In common courtesy | 1 could not forsake her, and, besides, Ticer's homely anybody to rock 1 finally reached had | I guessed in what a clutter she would leave the kitehen, a proceeding which Always Infuriates Katie. My little maid's nerves would be “jumpy" enough the next morning, without finding what she would characterize as “vun awful mess' in her always immaculate kitchen, “What Is That Bel My sister-in-law justified my fears 8he cooked and ate an ample supper, | messing up dish after dish, Then, calmly wishing me good-night. she went to bed To do her justice, 11| know she did not think that 1 mflan!; to clear up the kitchen. But I was| glad enough to be rid of her ever- lacting sweet smile not to wish her to help me, and I put things In the shape she had found them before T| went to the room I was to share with Dicky. I looked at Katie's window before 1 finally went to hed, hut it was dark, and I knew that she was either asleep or had purposely extinguished the light so 1 would not come to her. Dicky was snoring audibly when I fina reached our room, a sound which usually effectually banishes sleep from me, but I had not been in bed a whole minute. T believe, before all consciousness had slipped from me, not to return until the sound of the tiny alarm clock I had slipped beneath my pillow had awakened me at the hour Lillian wished us to arise. “What ! What! What the dickens is that bell 2" Dicky started up in bed, pawing at the air. 1 made a hasty, guilty movement toward my pillow and tvied to get the clock, which had stopped for a few seconds intermission. But it began to ring again, just as my hand touched the pillow, and Dicky, dashing aside the pillow, picked up the clock, wrenched the alarm off and threw the little thing across the room, where it crashed against the wall, making a jagged hole in the pretty wallpaper we had put on so recently. Madge Gets Even, “Perhaps that'll teach you not to be 50 brash with that cursed thing !" he growled as he burrowed his head into the pillow again. *“Of all the incon- siderate women in the world, you're the wo Here I didn't get to sleep until midnight and yon set an alarm clock at my ear for six in the morn- ing. Well, thank goodness, you won't set that devilish alarm clock off again, and I'll scrap any other one you ever bring here again ! 1 knew there was some justice in Dicky's viewpoint. He had put in a strenuous day, and needed several hours more sleep. But my day and night had been much more stressful than his, and I did not know when the day I was beginning so early would end. % But his wanton destruction of the clock and marring of the wallpaper made me furiously angry. Although | I was able to keep my lips closed and make no retort to his insulting little tirade, yet my wrath kept burning all the more dangerously for the repres- sion. And as I dressed noiselessly and rapidly, 1 found myself turning over in my mind wild, childish schemes for getting even with him. The bed in which we had slept was a low one, and ciose to it-—on Dickv's slde-—was a soft, thick rug. Noting tifis 1 carefully tiptoed to a closet, brought two er three thick quilts, and laid them on the rug. Then, first being sure that I needed nothing more from the room. and leaving the door ajar for a quick get-away, I advanced to the bed, and with one mighty jerk brought him sprawling from the bed to the floor. Then I bounded to the door and looked hack, laughing at the PAINS SO BAD WOULD 8070 BED Two Women Tell How Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Stopped “eirig{femg Iron Mountain, Mich. — ‘I had terri- ble pains every month and at times had to go to bed on ac- count of them. I saw your advertisement and took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegeta- ble Compound with very good results. I canwork all daylong | now at my sick time. 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MY MARRIAGE PROBLEMS REVELATIONS OF A WIFE | Itaking a nap inside his house morrow | what the sign s New Phaso of Indicrous picture he made—his face black with anger, his arms and legs thrashing around trying to get free from the entangling hed clothing. “That's to pay for the clock !" 1 called gayly, “Hope you rest well,' I closed the door for fear the rest of the family would hear the pi turesque language he sent after me, | Then 1 went down the hall und knocked softly upon Lillian's door. She opened it promptly, and 1 saw that she was fully dressed "On time, as usual,” she smiled, ‘You're good soldier, Madge." hem words are sweet,” 1 said with a burlesqued salute. “Now, there's plenty of time for a cup of coffee at last before we start, Katie's always in the kitchen before this" t when I went into the kitchen to ask for the coffee, it was exactly as I had left it the night before. There was no trace of my little maid any- where SLEEPY-TIME TA LES (Thimem bigisnn) THE TALE OF *MASTER MEADOW A HANDY S| Hunting played a great part in the life of Master Meadow Mouse. Some- body or other was always hunting him. And he was always hunting for something to eat. He spent a good deal of his time away from home, looking for seeds, and grain. On the other hand, he spent a good deal of his time in his house; for Master Meadow Mouse liked to take naps— especially in the daytime. After he started to live in Farmer Green's woodpile, but moved away from it before he had finished build- ing his nest there, Master Meadow Mouse settled near the fence between the meadow and the pasture. The mowing machine hadn't cut the weeds and grass that grew close to the fence. He found shelter there from the sharp eyes of birds that would have caught him had they been able to. This time Master Meadow Mouse didn’t live underground. He made a sort of little hut for himself, which kept out the cold in chilly weather, and shed the rain when it didn't pour down too hard. It was a good home. But it had one drawback. If anybody came along when its owner was asleep in it-—Well, Master Meadow Mouse 10 Tommy Fox came back lnd read the sigr once more. didn't like to think about that. The little nest at the end of the tunnel where he had once lived had been far safer. “I know what I'll do! he cried at last, as a happy thought came to him. “I'l hang a sign outside my door.” He set to work. And soon he print- ed a sign. On one side of this was the notice, “Gone to Lunch, Back To- morrow."” And on the other side were the words, “At Home, Don't Knock, Walk in. “There!" said Master Meadow Mouse as he stood off a few paces and looked at his handiwork. “That ought to do the trick.” Then he hung the sign outside his door, and went into his house to en- joy a nap. And the side of the sign |that was turned outward sald, “Gone to Lunch, Back Tomorrow Master Meadow Mouse slept late into the afternoon. And towards sun- cet, while he was still asleep, Tommy I‘ox slipped through the pasture i fence. “Hullo!" he murmured softly as his eyes fell on Master Meadow Mouse's “Here's a bit of luck. T Mouse. And he must he dwelling. smell a closer to the at once he look of dis- He had IFox crept Then all up with a his sharp face Tommy little hut straightened pleasure on just noticed the sign. “He's away from home!” Tommy exclaimed. “That's a pity. He can't have heen gone long. Maybe I can catch him nearby.” But he couldn’t dow Mouse anywhere around-—-except inside where Master Meadow fast aslecp Tommy Fox the sign once “Rack tomorrow.’ Very well! T'll come For that's tells me to do.” And the next day he returned. He arinned from ear to car as he read 1: “At Home. Don't Knock. Walk In.'" Then he thrust his long, sharp nosc right through Mas- ter Meadow Mouse's doorway ere was nobody there. And nmy Fox looked silly anything. Fooled!™ he growled. “Iooled by a Meadow Mo nobody ever finds it out.” Master Mea- He looked all the shelter Mouge was find came hack and more muttered here lo- the sign he bacl what 1 hops read EW BRIN'AIN DAILY DALLY BY MARIAN HALE. | New York, VFeh 4.-Crepe aund other dull finished materials retain thelr popularity, Feminine folk are materials with much of a sheen, just as all winter they have steadfastly refused to bring down the hem line of their day-time frocks, Long panels, such those used in this Realart gown, are much used to give a lengthened effect and thelr vogue seems to firmly es tablished for spring Most of the gowns sleeves and not a few at the wrist Girosgrain ribbon s cxecedingly good as a trimming this season CORN DISHES Sister Mary Suggests Sever- al That Are Easy to Make loath to accept | ns be long nre have of them ANY attrac- tive luncheon dish can be made from a can of corn, If eggs are an ingredient the dish will be of great food value, Plain stewed corn does very well to serve with dinner an but for luncheon 4 made dish is preferable, Scalloped Corn One small green pepper, 2 {able- spoons butter, ¢ small onion, 2 table- spoons flour, 1 teaspoon salt, % tea- spoon paprika, 1-4 teaspoon mustard, 1, cup sweet milk, 1 cup canned corn, 1 egg (yolk), buttered crumbs. Melt butter and add pepper cut in tiny strips. Add onion minced and cook five minutes, stirring constantly to prevent browning. Add flour, salt, paprika and mustard and stir until perfectly blended. Add slowly milk, Bring to boiling point and add corn and volk of egg well beaten, Mix well and turn into a buttered baking dish. Cover with buttered crumbs and bake in a hot oven until brown. Corn Custard. One cup canned corn, % teaspoon sugar, !¢ teaspoon paprika, 1 tea- spoon salt, 3 eggs, 2 tablespoons melted butter, 1% cups hot milk. Add salt, sugar, paprika and melted butter to corn, In melting butter care should be taken that the butter does not bubble. Add eggs slightly beaten and hot milk. If the corn is very solid add two cups milk. Mix lightly and turn into a buttered bak- ing dish. Bake about 45 minutes in a moderate oven. The custard should be firm to the touch when done. Corn Puff. One can corn, 4 eges, 1 tablespoon flour, % cup milk, 1 taspoon sugar, 1 tablespoon butter, 1 teaspoon salt, 1-4 teaspoon pepper. Beat whites and yolks of eggs separately, yolks till thick and lemon colored and whites till stiff and dry. Add flour, butter, salt, sugar, pepper, milk and yolks of eggs to corn. Fold in whites and turn into a buttered baking dish. Bake half an hour in a moderate oven. A very good luncheon dish is made by combining corn, canned tomatoes, one sweet green pepper and one-half an onion with coarse buttered crumbs. Cover each layer of vegetables with crumbs and bake in a moderate oven until the crumbs are brown, This is an excellent way to use up left-overs, but it should be remembered that no great amount of nourishment is pro- vided. (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.) PLAN ANOTHER DRIVE, Italian Orphans Will Be Again Aided By New Britainites. Plans are being made for a second collection for the orphans of Italian soldiers. Antonio Vozella, who directed the campaign in this city last fall, re- ceived a letter yesterday acknowledg- ing receipt of 3,600 lire sent from New Britainites in November. The collection was taken among the Ttalians and Americans alike and a ready response was met. Average length of life In 1855 was years shorter than that in 1010, 11 Matince 2:15 yceum 10c, 23c¢, 35c HERALD, SATURDAY, PASHION CREPE STILL POPULAR I CRVICE In spite of the many new and at- tractive meshes which are being shown in veils for spring, the mesh most often seen is the very fine one with small chenille dots thickly in- set. The body of the veil s most often white with a dot harmonizing in color with the costume. SPRINC Monkey jackets are back! Newer than the very straight lined jacket, they will probably not be seen quite 80 much this spring, but they're on the way! And designers say that by next fall there will be a very decided waist line on the new garments for outdoor. wear. BLACK. In the places where smart women gather, one finds that after the noon hour, colored stockings are scarcely worn. Black is the color for after- noon afid eveming wear. FOR GREASING TINS. When the paste has been used, savk the jar in which it came, jill it with fa buy a small new brush and _p4t it in the center where the paste brush was. This {s a very con- venient arrdngement for greasing the tops of bread or rolls and for greasing baking tins. Foreign debt of China today proba- bly exceeds $2,000,000,000, —_——eeee——— CURED HIS RHEUMATISM ! “I am eighty-three years old and 1 doe- tored for rheumatism ever gince 1 rame out of the army, over 50 years ago, Like many others, 1 spent money freely for so-called ‘cures’ and I have read about ‘Uric Acld’ until 1 could almost taste it. 1 could not gleep nights or walk without pain; my hands were so sore and stiff [ could not hold a pen. But now 1 am again in active bueiness and can walk with ease or write all day with comfort. Friends are sur- prised at the change.” You might just as well attempt to ut a fire with oil as try to get rid of vour rheumatism, neuyi- tis and llke complaints by taking treatment supposed to drive Urlc "Acid out of your blood and body. Tt tonk Mr. Ashelman fifty years to find out the truth. He learned How to get rid of the true cause of his rheumatism. other disorders, and recover his strength from “The Inner Mysterjes,” now being distributed free by an authority who devoted over twenty years to the scien- tific study of this trouble. 10 any reader of “The Herald" wishes “The TInner Myster- les of Rheumatism” overlooked by doctors and’ ecientists for conturies past, simply send a posteard or lettar to H. P. Clear- water, R33-E Street, Hallowell, Maine. Send now, les you forget! If not,a suf- forer. cut ont this notice and hand this good news and apportunity to some af- Al who send will receive it charge what- fiieted friend by return mail without any ever. Theare Evening 8:15° ', 41c, 8¢, 75¢ All Taxes Phone 1000 All Taxes Box Office Open from 10 a. Included m to 9 p. m Included Unless oo | "SATURDAY NIGHT'—FOX'N | When ceotl B DeMille, gr lall motion pietures geniuses, under- took the task of niming the stupend ouk production, “Saturday Night,” his | personal experience of the death de fyIng stunts therin makes him able to| henceforth he able to direct his play ers in stunts of o similiar nature with ease, This pleture, starting tomorrow evening and showing for a period of three da Monda Tuesdny and Wednesday, has many a thrilling gcene | in it. Although many of them had been unintentional, mostly having happened during rehearsals, they were filmed with the other great parts of the picture, The cast is composed of the bril stars, Leatrice Joy, Conrad Edith Roberts, Jack Mower, Theo dore Roberts and John Davidson. It is the stary of an heiress who married her chauffeur, of a washerwomun's daughter who wedded a son of wealth and finally of these four thrown to- gether by fate and forced to face a strange new world., The picture was taken at scoiety’'s most fashionable places, at Coney lIsland, contain five | scenes, wreck scencs and the realities of the underworld. On account of the length of the picture, the matinees will commence at 2 o'clock instead of 2:15 the regular time. The picture will be supported by a tip top vaudeville program. AT LYCEUM NEXT WEER In recent years there has been in- tense discussion in parts of the coun- try on the question of birth control. Some week ago the New York police broke up a meeting of the town which was attended by many advo- cates of birth control, notably Margar- et Sanger. Since then there has been gsome question as to whether the free- dom of speech was violated at that meeting. p In view of the interest in the sub- ject, Lyceum playgoers will be attract- ed by the presentation next week of “Her Unborn Child,” which tells the truth about birth control, and is de- cidedly opposed to its principles and practices. The Payton Stock players will open their third week here in that play. ant Bel Lyceum patrons what a variety of plays the Payton Stock players can present, Opening their engagement here in "The Storm,” with the forest realism; the second.week, now clos- ing, in “Twin Beds,"” and next week in comedy as well. Want to see some aspects of birth control presented in a clean whole- some manner? Prepare to twitness a performance of “Her Unborn Child."” On one hand there is the aunt in the | play, a strict advocate of the sub- ject, pitted against two lovers. How the problems are worked out will satisfy. Sunday Night Mon., Tues., Wed. MABEL NORMAND sl “MOLLY-O” Keith Vaudeville of bitter despair and van ALL NEXT WEEK PAYTON STOCK PLAYERS Present -:- A Play of Tremendous Human Appeal 1 “Her Unborn Child” What a world of suffering. of soul-c rushing failure, regrets might be spared ! America’s Oldest and | Tickets Now elling | | —COMING— ENTIRE WEEK OF FEBRUARY 13 PAYTON STOCK PLAYERS :? Present -:- Most Beloved Drama. by “WAY DOWN EAST” No Advance in Prices EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTION { New Britain’s Favorite Singers | Will render the well knéwn solos peitaining to “WAY DOWN EAST” Regular Sunday Night performance tomorrow night suspended because of showing of Swedish pictures by Swedish Biograph Company of Stockholm. l S e s I N P TS, e Tone Oridira, ENTIRE CHA OF PROGRAM BEGINNING TODAY Appearance Here of Greatest Tenar JOHN STEEIL Late of Ziegfeld's Follies. First America's ET." KO &| LEE, “THE STAR—I EX & (0. CAL FRAPPE,” With T Two Remarkable Stars in a murkable Picture BETTY COMPSON & LON (HANEY in “FOR THOSE WE LOVE." | Most GRAND THEATE HARTFORD WEEK OF JAN. 30, 2:15—Twice Daily—8:15 | Eves. Best S 81, (except Saturday) Mats, 25c and 50c, (except Saturday). Opening Bill of Shubert Vaudeville Lew Fields and a company of Thirty People, presenting an uproarions laugh vehicle en titled “Nnapshots of 1921." Lulu McConnell and Grant Simpson: Frances Renuult., in & New Fantactic lievue styled “The Fushion- plate.” Yyette, with Eddie Cooke and Kino Clark: Eddle Beck and Harry Stone: Ar- thur Terry. Seats on Sale Thutsday a. m. by the press ngencles for the vespeetive an PLULEE S I lunce catest of |suapended tomorrow night becanse the | “Her Unborn Child" will disclose to | this drama, which is tempered with, The regular Sunday night perform- | ed o fed wi dtten of motlon pictures will - be Swedlsh Biogrophy aoclety will pre- | eit sent pletures of Bweden, Next Sanday night the regular program wil] be re sumed Mahel Normand, for the | telegraphed her an offer s not The K res th the ind daneing offering; linjoyir tered vy wherever heging A entire week at Parsons’ Theater, Hart- ford, the forthcoming Monday evenini Lunder most auspicions eireumstances, whom he had select the producer The figure leading role, public on the bill been made eith vaudeville fofir headline attractions, Iitaroy siaters ina singing lason and Har vignn, a clever palr of girls in songs lat the piano; Maurice and Mora in a mugical oddity, and the Viger Trio in un unusual surprie HE BAT'—PARSONS' g the distinetion every known presented engagement of having wrd In every » Bat” ona return of “Pwin Beds” eloses tonight, and the way It has been making a hit is a |1t is thesame “Spectal” Big Citles® promise of a crowded house this eve- [company that Wagenhals & Kemper ning | presented here earlier in the season, SHMOLLY O AT PALACE “Molly 0, the Mack Sennett pro. | '8 letion distribnted by Associated Pirst o onal Pieiures, Ine, which is annov wm | as the attraction for the Palace 1ieater Sunday, Monday, Toes day and Wednesday, 1s probably the | redit The e inclndes worth, May Cualyer, Charles Gotthold, | Herman mond leo Htark W and this company, still intact, has one | long string of consecutive triumphs to appearing here still Y pi iy Phfllips, 'rusla Klls- Norma Ste (ileckler and Robert Robert Lieb alburn, most costly production that has heen produced in wortd during the i S past year, Mr, Sennett has made no| 1F SHOES PINCH, announcement of the actual outlay of | ¢ pew shoes are a bit too tight money which the completion of “Mol- [ wying o cloth out of hot water and ly 0" has demanded, but the known| while the shoe is on the foot put costs of the factors entering into it | (ho damp cloth over the part that makes it amost a etaggering total,[jg teo tight. The hot water causes withont the incidental expenses which no one hat the producer can know. Despite the huge cost there s nothing extravagant ahout the attrac tion. The were hpgeness of it, as it was planned by Mr. Sennett calied for a cost that is four or five times great er than the actual outlay on adver tised “lavish" productions. Defermin ed to make it a suceesgor to “Mickey' that would eclipse that success as a hox office attraction. Mr. Sennett planned big from the start and kept to that program. The first two moves made hy Mr. Sennett shonldered him with a finan- cial burden that was tremendous. Without attempting to negotiate with — Srak s D ha with a single bird expansion of the leather ny arri [ESRE VI Dancing Lights and Laughter! Cll of Love! See it Sunday evening—You will surel Monday—Tucsday—Wednesday 2 o’clock. due to length of the picture. BIRDS ON HA' of the smartest of the small ving from Paris are trimmed the whole bird is nged, (rom hill to tail feather. LY - ' [OR her—a week of F humble toil, then a at care-free night Coney Island. For him—a week of cultured wealth, then a night in his opera box. And when these two eloped and married— what of the years that followed ? A lheart-string romance of every angle of New York life. With a bril- liant cast and a dazzle of beauty and pleasure. ly send your frien atinee Begins at AT 8 O'CL Presen Its Special Motion AND NEARBY the Lake Malaren. hold of the ancient Vikings. Looking at nature with 1o uniane ish Biograph Co have each These piciures represent a photography and are shown for the first time on this con- tinent Admission-—all seats reserved 7 street. at 9:30 o'clock. All Seats Leserved. No an LYCEUM THEATER THIS SUNDAY NIGHT LOCK The Swedish Biograph Company ts Picture Travel SIGHTSEEING SWEDEN COUNTRIES, “The Arts of Man and Nature Before Your Fyes'" STOCKHOLM has planted her broad streets, her squares, its museums, its palaces upon eight islands in the Estuary of the Baltic and These islands once formed the sireng- eve new id 5-50 and 35 cents, plus tax, ickets on sale at theater box office, Joseph Hultgren, Arch street and Miller & Hanson Drug Store, 30 Church supremely pictorial effect, some pholographers of the Swed- contributed amples of their art, with a collection of views of Stockhoelm. Review susceptible one or more ex- ea in motion picture