New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 9, 1918, Page 5

NEW BRITA™ He needs the cavairy, he needs artil- lery; And then, by gosh, we'll all go o SONGS FOR FIGHTING . ncle Sammy, he gets the infantry, | He gets the cavalry, he gets artillery, And now, by gosh, we'll all go to Ger- Uncle Sam’s Nephews Will Ap-| preciate Words {0 CHEer TEI | rpere. x warmer m my. newst "I‘h:.z I'm I\.mping »a.ll apart I"or the little girl I left behind. honm; I can see her waiting there { With the flowers in her hair, vopular with the boys in cantonments | sndq the roses in her cheeks en- twined, many. Good night, Kaiser Bill! Here are the words of the and over in France as well as n-.m‘ mighty force silently watching for the | S0 When \"on‘rb thiaking of me over : vonder, @ppearance of enemy submarines ot | when vou wonder what i in the dep Atlantic. I want to If you have a | wear, them out | Send a pretty little curl botter | From the sweetest little girl n (In my home town. still, send the entire paper, which he | 3 triend in the service cut and send them to him. Or, van read during his leasure xno‘nxnl\“ “KAISER BILL.” Toene: “On the Beach at Wailkiki.” r Bill, oh, we are coming, With our Army over sea, And vou forgot our motto, Over there, over there. Do not tread on me.” Send the word. send the word, over | Tt's a job we never started, there, But we'll finish Germany; 'That the Yanks are coming ! And we'll hang vou, Kaiser William. The Yanks are coming. On the highest linden tree. The drums rum-tumming everywhere. So prepare, say a praver, while his thoughts are stray back | home, “OVER THERE." i | i “JOAN OF ARC.” Send the word, scnd the word to b | ’ { Joan of Are, Joan of Arc, | Do your eyes, from skies, see the foe? ware. We'll be over, we're coming over, ' . = | Don’t you sec the drooping Fleur- And we won't come back i - Till it's over over there. ! B doclis? 't you hear the tears of i mandy ? i Joan of Arc, Joan of Are, , Fack up vour troubles in your old kit | 1et your spirit guide us through; | Come, lead your France to victory. Joan of Arc, they are calling you. Nor- “PACK UP YOUR TROUBI And smile, smiic While you have fag, Smile boys, that's the What's the use of It never was worth w Pack up your troubles kit ba smiie, smil P é8 53l DO WE GO ! i FROM g HERE?" i i Whera do we go from here, boys, Where do we go from here? ip a pill to Kaiser Bill And make him shed a tear, i And when we see the enemy, FIRES BURN¢ i \we'll shoot them in the rear. On, joy: oh, boy, Where do we go from here? Yea! (Shout). your oid “KEEP THE HOM ING.™ Keep the home fires burning While your hearts Though your lads They dream of ho Vet Through the dark cloud shinir Turn the dark cloud insidc o Till the boys come home “THE BFILLS OF HELL.” For you, but not for me, In heaven the angels sing-a-ling-a- ling; That's where I'm going to be. Oh, death, where is thy sting-a-ling- a-ling? 3 Oh, grave, thy victory? re singing | No thing-a-ling-a-ling, CTHERE'S A LONG, LONG TRALL." There's a long. long trail Into the Where the And a white moon heams | There's a long, long night of waiting | Until my dreams all come true, | Till the day when I'll be going f o | | winding land of my dreams. nightingales i a silver lining I'I‘he bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-lng { ! | | No sting-a-ling-a-ling, But sing-a-ling-a-ling for me. N THE GREAT, RED DAWN Down that long, long trail with vou. IS SHINING.” There's a long. long trail.a-winding Into No-Man's Land in France When the great. red dawn is shining, Where the shrapnel shells are burst When the waiting hours are past, ing. | When the tears of night are ended, 3ut we must advance. { And I see the day at last, There’ll be lots of drills and. hiking | T shall come down the road of sun- Before our dreams all come true, | shina But we're going to show the Kaiser| To a heart that is fond and true; How the Yankee boys come€ | When the great, red dawn is shining, through. Dack to home, back to love and “GOING BACK H-O-M-F You. Going back, going back, Going back h-o-m-e, Going back, going back, | From the lands across the sea. | Mine eves have seen the glory of the Going back, going back, | coming of the Lord; When we've made the whole worid | He is trampling out the vintage whege freec. the grapes of wrath are stored; We'll clear the tracks till we get back | ITe hath loosed the fateful lightning Going back h-o-m-c. { of His terrible, swift sword! n N | His truth is marching on. gy ey | Glory, glory, hallelujah! Here we are, and we're off for Ber- Glory, glory, hallelujah! lin town. Glory, glory, hallelujah! We'll turn Bill and his army upsido | | “BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUB- LIC.” Glory, glory, hallelujah! ClRa Glory, glory, hallelujah! And when the Allies make the Kuiser His truth is marching on. shied ihis fcre T have seen Him in the watchfires of There'llbe a hot time in the old town a hundred circling camps; that night, Oh baby! (Repeat) | mpey have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps; have read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps; His truth is marching on. “UNCLE SAMMY.” 1 Tune: “The Old Gray Mare.” Uncle Sammy, he needs the infantry; " Suffer? There would be s0 much suffering in this world if people only knew where to turn for help. Chronie, Nervous and Spe- cial Diseases are more trying, ere harder to enduye, because th are with you from week to week, from month to month, often from year to year. You are not sick encugh to go to bed, vet you are not well enough to enjoy 'iffe and do justice to your worlz. And the firmer your trouble takes hold of you, the more it saps your vitality and erushes your ambition. To treet such troubles suc- ees«fully requires the long, The Hartford Medical Specialis; S— S — ee———— SS—————— DR. CLINTON J. HYDE 373 ASYLUM ST. HARTFORD, CONN. 9 to 12, 1:30 to B, 7to 8; Sundays, 10 to 1 painstaking studies of a spe- cialist who has made their treatment and cure his life work. Dr. Hyde, determined to Investigate ways and means to help the victims of Nerv- ous and Chronic Troubles has devoted his professional )ife to their speedy and thor- ough alleviation. BY consulting him you will therefore get the benefit of his experience and mature Judgment. His thorough equipment enables him to give you every kind of treat- ment your case might re- quire. If there is help for you, Dr. Hyde is the man to help you. GEORGE ADE O - RED CROSS WORK e | { Humorist Becomes Serious While Discassing World War (Advice to Americans Between tho Ages of Thirty and Fifty.) By George Ade. While the war is on, work in support of the boys at front will be shouldered cheerfully by men and women a little too old for | acrobatic service, but not vet frosted at the temples. They will supply part of the money and most of the “pep” needed to supply and encourage a huge army in the field. It is for them to realize that we have passed the period of doubting | and question answering. Weo have come to the days when ! hustling must supplant conversation. | Tt was all right six months ago to | spare an hour a day in trying to con- vince some one with a vacant eye and a dark mind that we were really justified in accepting the insolent challenge thrown at us by CGermany You are to be forgiven if, even four months ago, you spent valuable time trying to convince a sluggish | minority that— | First—Government safe investment. Second-—Pro-German propaganda are to be hit in the head. Third—The Allies are to be trusted. | Fourth—The Red Cross is ahove suspicion and does not obtain either money or knitted goods under false | pretenses. Fifth—All taxes which have been levied are justified by extraordinary and unprecedented conditions. Sixth—This it not a rich man’s war; it was not precipitated by any Wall Street influence; it is not concerned over private investments; it is not a grand benefit for munition makers. Seventh—Fair promises have no value when they are made by a crimi- nal who finds himself backed into a corner. Eighth—That men in our training camps and aboard transports and stationed somewhere in France are being safeguarded as American sol- diers never before were looked after, as regards wholesome food, proper sanitation, prevention of disease, and moral guidance. ‘Why enumerate further? Abe Martin met a feller down in Brown County that never heard of Tony Pastor and we have a taxpayer in our township who thinks the world is flat, and you can find cabaret per- formers in New York City who don’t believe there is such a place as Iowa, and clairvoyants still find customers, and you can name people who will consult a patent-medicine ‘“ad.” in preference to a doctor, and old Jethro Tilford, over in Shelby Township, carries a dried-up potato to keep off the rheumatisc. Tn every communi contrary-minded sediment human race—people who keep them- somewhat in evidence by ly denying facts which are self- evident to all of their neighbors who happen to be in the full enjoyment of sanity. They are somewhat like frogs, i. e., they make an awful noise in propor- tion to their number. Now, if you will take the trouble to check up in your immediate neighborhood the people who, from the beginning of the war, have been full of doubts and questions and false alarms, you will fmd that they are few in number and of precious little importance, except as atmos- pheric disturbances. Also, did it ever occur to you: That the man who had bought most liberally of government bonds never questioned the safety of his security ? That the woman who was knitting the most socks and sweaters never believed the siliy stories about the Red Cross being a crooked institu- tion? That the soldier boy about to board a transport and join his comrades of France and Great Britain never was known to doubt the sincerity of the men with whom he Wws soon to join shaulders? No, indeed! All the wails and misgivings and fish stories are put into circulation by a few picayune outsiders who were just built to be obstructionists and somehow can't help it. They are in a class with the Tories who feasted the aristocratic British officers while Washington’s army starved at Valley Forge. They are a hold-over of the Vallan- dingham clan that reviled Lineoln and gave an underhanded copperhead support to the cause of slavery, even after it was doomed. They are the kind of people who oppose public improvements, will not buy tickets for the Chautauqua, criti- cize the minister if he smiles in pub- lic, and attach the presumption of guilt to any woman attacked by scan- dai. They are the small bores, the two- by-fours, the gnats, the sand flies, the ticks put on earth to teach good the | quality of patience, | The time has come to ignore them. If we can not lock them for safe- keeping, at least we can shut them | out from our daily program and go | | ahead with the important work lald | out for us. | This is no time to waste hours and | vocal energy in trying to prove that two and two make four, and water is wet, and the sun sets In the West, and the mad dog of Prussianism must be muzzled. ! | If all the optimists along vour street should arise some morning into | a world bedecked with dew sparkles and exclaim in unison, “What a beau- tiful, sunshiny day!” then some two- legged crab womld emerge from be- hind a MMac bush and say, “Yes: but I think it'l rain before nigh: The stalwart men and women of {middle ago are to keep the home bonds are a tagious disease germs are becoming a menace, all the latest and most modern devices for ferreting out germs. PrOTOS @ PARRIS 5 EWING The crew of a Red Cross laboratory car are ever ready for duty they hitch an engine on to their car an Pneumonia and spit where the Red Cross laboratory cars park. When Uncle Sam wires them to report at a tralning camp where con- without further ado. al meningltis germs are speedily evicted from the camps They carry with them fires burning during the supreme or- deal now at h They are to the factories, ganize the home guar o wheat and m the Red Cro Bonds, write comfort kits, and stand by for orders at all times. If a bu tugging at his do is to kick str c ‘hard, but do not waste time in lool ing around. 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