New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 9, 1918, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1918 If the general freight tieup con- | ’ ) B | 1 BY LIEUT. FITZHUGH GREEN, e “; Skin = B . e e ANt DT 1 ,fi FACTS ABOUT THE AMERICAN NAVY I w that Holland has 2 B nd miles of ow that Holland has abolished tho ; : -0 clook ¥iea R elE oAl Fnup are BwIth RO iR e Tty 7 = ireat Britain might be expected i e e e o PN Creet B xpected if | conducted in this cily might be made 1 - 5 3 4 were not getting scarce in 'Eng- | 5 pauic ror L R R s e land Center, although an ex Ph l D “ g St. Louis lund too.-—Springtield Republican Yie 1oent 1 Gihan e ek orbitantly conceited man, had ysica rilis f casily de e tain infectious d i had iy Dol aleen e, L Germany jusand or so Somehow or otherhow, Gar: ; airmen continue their raid- | g 5 Seems as if sailors should get changes every little while. Som T ing of Italian cities. Tt is less offec- | |1, ‘l“";“'““"‘(‘u"d ‘;‘ ey 1 than raiding enemy trenches, but |y GE0 A0 LAS 00 proo Sna lonatnellouna doesnit it h Mont i from less hazardous and more in kecping | pon b Uarticularh ; topping ovea Baréioi : S jiu-jitney; or the Secnav dos Ham mev With the Drinciples of Prussian wans | 1o0HOUS disoases W : e ore the || of them do. But physical drill aboard | merfest hefore breakfast, and the ey 2 £ sufferer to continue his £ 1m. sloi ’ 1 is 5 Ve | e | Fleet fare. w York Wor! NGy S 4w hip is not given only to make | Fleet profits therehy o ot DiseNonia case in point was met with by fhe S L his scarf | t wa doctors of tne second district board last Sunday when they examined a Hence he icit guite elat- ehviihed e enough cxercise just scrubbing decks | CONgressman goes abroad and sees a turnverein; a new president owns a rupher's the or to watch the fulsome display | | Muscles. Remember there are hun- There are 193 Swedish exerc o his tetthas e Smiied Greds of compartments aboard a |translated into English, or about bl Cley, e o battleship, separate rooms and pa 000 separate movements. Every mus- *~ 1 toges; hundreds of thousands of |cle in the body gets a chance to vi- Probta e E re feet of cleaning surface, which | brate; and it frequently happens would seem as 1 the board of iy must be regularly scrubbed and | there isn't any muscle to obey the Strive as we may, we cannot con. | nealth ousht foliow up the case 2 UIONE ]| puinted. Men who do this get too |charted command. Tt's a combina- o o e e el fand rentptet Ve Ll’tl(\ws in s looked at the litlle sunshine and too much bad air. \ tion of Delsartic calisthenics and E e s e S Lo B mise B0 e e, The same applies to engineers, fire- | rudimentary dancing. Sailors enjoy “lor 1l benent of my patvons T wiil | oipers: epd Incldental] » seo that . Srel men, clectricians, office clerks, mess |it, and their happiness is of distinct HoE e bhon oh Moraaydamind roan i tiemangrcc b treatment o 4 . helpers; and all repairers, such as | psychological value. They take deep e L roticas Sanin A A Unisn: Irachomz, or Gira 1s it s b ; carpenters, boilermakers, copper- | breathing exercises at the same time e known, is a nic inflammation a o e |t smiths, printers, laundrymen, plumb- | as they are not allowed to laugh e Fweariinas B its Bl comp exsations, ‘:“p‘:m':”‘h;:. it'\hv e slid ‘m‘q then t 4 thelptotoss | ers, and ey oo You didn't All this is for the arms and bo’t IAmale amas s ot | o s a good history of the B I Center Jooked at the || know there were so many kinds, did | A visitor remarked, ‘Your men must e disease among the Lgyptians 1500 $ e you? You would if you came aboard | be heavier hitters than kickers" The N vears B. C.” It causes sreat deal B ; P and w their pale faces beside the | officer sighed. “Forget it,' 'he said; of suffering and often leads te blia: b : ° || swarthy seamen. “they can kick about anything ness owing to the inflammation ruin- | ! S Men on deck, who ordinarily have | Tegs come last 1 forgot to say ing the sight. The disease is highly enhepuRti el Iieht plenty of air, derive military car- | this all happens at nine oclock every infectious and is communicated by photographer twivvered ) riag: frem pEolc cull . Haioins | merning, the crew aammbied by 81 the patient's eve-discharges being el squilgees and 96-pound powder bags | visions on deck. Buglers sound conveved to well eyes by means of hitilane tends to make them stoop shouldered. ! ‘double time’ and all hands start to- _ and never teaches them discipline of | zether with the band. A ship is 600 P Russia may be just takin little jdam “time out” =0 she can get back in the k- game for the finish.—Norwich Rec- ord man suifering from trachoma or : coted him course this man was reject but it order to prevent lvery day is Hangless and Shoot- less day for the German crooks in this country.—DMeriden Record. ved! gan and The Connecticut Council of Defense Mthrough | rather prides itself on having origin- ated (the “return load” idea. Put Connecticut hired men anticipated my nose has a hump like BB 1n) Sans, [ tpem on this line at least 100 yea taminated by the discharges that, and T fSe, iz ‘‘froni ago. They used to &0 into town lad- Nn‘;:fi“\;’“y “::”‘l‘_w -]‘ w-“ ”~ ‘H‘r\\:‘t\r" Yw:vn"v y” ym:mv v‘n:n’r five hours of coaling ship or handling Bcessarily “bo | en and come back {ull, quite regularly. | SHUATAON authoriiise ddepo that the light dabbed W S i s . ; New Lopdon Day alie _arrives affected with the photographer | “way to show disease. Notwiths towels and by fin h have B ntic. been in' contact wilh Some Ghject cone Siiesnaa e anid Tdeuy movement. It this curbed rezu- | fect long, which makes about a quags ter of a mile to a lap. Four laps are the average diet. Few civilians run a mile every morning. There would be a smaller number of nervous | o rifle up and down | wrecks in the country if they did | | | ., larity in standard setting-up exer- prove it! : cizes which makes a lor prefer anding s, a few askerisk !! asteris! once started to X 3 0 cases get in somchow or other and he said. And he tore the proofs of the trenches in | The l‘niutf"n‘s(ln: "-‘";‘“‘] tht,/'c'r:‘i-“ U:nr;i is a .~l!()‘ but steady increase nto 2354 little pieces ;m,‘; sent .. i1 cood snip | (John D. Wells in Buffalo = g :‘»(“Htv::.: (‘tl:‘z{\;]\‘-np:‘t‘w (r.'r:‘;rx‘:r‘vv\v amons H*.A‘f‘lwrru;!flzl)mvr :.ltv:,\\_m’)w"; The picce is pushed and swung in |they think the crew are dashing f e N Semalnpclasseginiinly N A\V'H:H(‘ld'.vlY\f\\‘r]';:t ”.‘,}ff“wn\“rmw-n‘. various directions, usually in time |a fire, or to a fight, or to something 4 I'm getting sear and old— No men with trachoma shouid be and never appeared in public With miusle. Bayonet exercise comes | equally jubilant. They race madly 7 ke mtieen bk e 03 Ok | s e e S SR L Seh A e under this head. Tncidentally bay- | round and round the decks, appar- i . " " | And T'm nearing whero the eveming | yuiieis unless he has been imstructed Brain e lig }‘\;wm.n;..\‘- meant much in | ently unmindful of the endlessness of N THE PACE O " oF ship of\its kind, he makes veady | e e SR e e T e Gt ulu\('t and among boarding | the columns. Ten laps, or two and a 0 liunch a navy of patrol boats| Ame—dear fcllow!—seems to Sa¥:| ¢, capeoyard others. These restric- st ‘;.mlfsww. ol soldier sailors, | half miles is the usual result of their I o ol oaslilons) wayh |0 == cEuardiell Gxa Al esa) el 6 2 STl ani onty in vaudeville with | dogged persistence to get there. One | And thero's littlo left for us that's | yoje=q0 S SN i . mascot has heen doing this for nine 4 S N a e s | e So-called Swedish movements rlv'r{\v.u’s and hasn't learned yet why he | 1 There ¢ several kinds of physi- A word more. The ship's dog or cal drill. With the 9-pound rifle | dogs are thrilled with excitement more actual muscular benefit is got. | when the running starts. 1 suppose Ferowd of pacifists and others nstead of the Oscar or any Lined up on the decks’of the Tus- shortly after the cxplosion, | ¥5ainst the under.sea dogs of the The treatment of trachoma is ex- T S L . N i yle aday o orm | never wi .ike some > 1 k hile awaiting the command to take e e ceedingly long drawn out and pain- | barrister and asked him what hi ; T wins. [ ome people I knovyy GO L EO W We have made our journey by ful, and even in the hands of experts | name was adding: I might need yot e St That the United States shall have y pathways—Age and 1— o the lifebouts started singing the : i v L | often requires years to bring about a | again some time. : Publishing a country he invited a bunch of high-rollers of And we've shared whatever Fortune | ... o was not a busines his own stripe for a big carouse at nner has been sung on many an chanced the siving | . Although a month late, the Janu- People thought English sparrows | the palace the world is not only the dream of Happy we have been and glad | thity ms to have arrived i e et : wsion fraug vith meaning. It is 5 i | appy we h ax e | TFunny things do transpire, ecven | #T AN (EIR 10 1ERAS € were “birds.” ‘It may be that Herodias had sug- Woodrow Wilson, but the ambition of | Juckless too, and drear and sad, among the more professional men 208 ’ Jules Verne was the only convert | gested the jamboree for the king, and every true American. Situated as we | But we've cheerful been and know | o " rl i p potts, while examin- Among others. the nnra;;w hflfrl to the submarine, staged it herself. : i are with two stretches of coast lines the love of living. ing the throat of a draft registrant ‘\'(‘,:Ll's =) this weck contained the fol- women than at this time. A P L e cher et owing items ! from Mexico fo Canada on either 4 5 it = Of obvious raci (Rt ob: g is YeWolfe is a . e th death in the| *oT T S : S Now we've reached the end at last. | o A 0 20> Feme o Februa T il H. ‘r Yolie dos x % w SWift company came together the side, this nation demands the fulles Youth and Happiness are past— Gl Y strong. [ member_of e " ErsllE eI (O @ik T e S un- | booze flowed freely as beer in Mk naval protection. Secretary Daniels | Tasteless now the cheerful words of Miss Bridsct | R e I SR e, G o G ken | Waukee, and Herod and his crowd sforyiene tshmanticd oE A ndcen BT Fe R o i e sles. | Were nat long in getting mto a merry ot W Sl herress | loxveiSEnoliicorTec : ”‘" "“' "T:; PR | and mellow condition. nder on the local polo club, wi “Al this time Herodias probably pational anthem The Star Spangled incomparably the greatest navy in oubtful if cver its words or mus tirred up so many pictures of brave 5 . t 1 o many pict Conductor Johnnie Igoe was con- A great supper was prepared, re- ductor on the horse cars gardless of expense, and when the who responded ), must have con- |, 15 cneech last night before the cago and poet: Another doctor also had a case images of Georgc v », 5 o i 3 ec oS say; = National Tress Club at Washington Toufsrejold & thefeshioe Ba v, eoal te Thomas Jefforson, | S e ‘| Thoush we'ra silent on our wav, | LS AT Sant il || R J B RO R S D] R e e el s FONTE WEe T T SERKIE 0 A0 WO i (s el o B 186 ARnEE SHEL W gthidinassl: A ansmitted to the editor . the other | D2d her eye at the kevhole, and wh navy. Fvery man in that organiza- oIt club next summer. epted, related Bchv i S hrenel ey lirae: v lay, the questioner possessing a pleas- | She .\nlx\. her tipsy spouse and hig i R ntive | INE_female voice }mv\\v' unch of gay boozers were too (¥ ¢t of land south of Rentschler {0 Ui eey, GO R I B \fu:;k"””‘ L Do et idayfolitey turned down each Ny, a i o e s Lot that Bolsheviki has beey assassinated .,(f‘, it \\_.as. »M}P pushed her fascin- v Gt erml Gkl r ' him & 2 iB1E e ovhers an and Russ 3 guin joined the | ating daughter Salame, into the roond " A Tlio> with whispered instructions to give What? Has who bheen a them a mad dance, with plenty of | nated high kicking, and soon she was go- brave little wom- worried irst flag. a L tion, as it now stands, from the cannot besin 0| o vogt recrnit to the youngest ad- Not by gray are wa betraved aginzs that came to Nor our features do they fade: apparent more in our success at his many alleged @ to enlist and of his great s heing miral—there are no old folks in the 11 T r ria - It's 1at hour of trial re-| ., . i< fijled with enthusiasm. Tt song of Old Glory © {nowing that the song was wooine: | he again expressed : b . Y company have in is the enthusiasm that swelled the | Wa can still charm, maids of Six, | = 000 0, Losom of John Paul Jones, the father And the ‘'girl D] Sl in and can h i er montl. Twenty-one of the school il . 2 = e : ek But S the JlQueen i ofif, Tiwolity-one, With a wink at a brothe® medico. | mates of John I0ss, Jr., tendered him ,\m‘;vmg! \:M t k\ e |‘Jm;'\ o R ’.: PRI (RS SNURR R LRI fee 2 spirit o there’s nothing doing smoothly said: “Well, 1], i ety is home, 37 Pros- | €30 don now his first name, > 2 juiton shouid feel that the spirit of | . ' .\ srompted Farragut to L A '”‘::{.t”w'_“ Tmpo RS A ) Sonitse panty ("w':‘;“‘:" but that Mr. Bolsheviki who is the Old Herod soon began to sit up otism can never dic so long as|.. 4 LAs L - i ass : can Jeappealil ne et, las g IGaden of {he Russians® and take notice and try to straighte 7 damn the torpedoes”; the enthus OLDER MEN ON THE JOB. from my decision and take vour case | February i —Sunday. S e T s o G e ‘:L(“fh;(" jasm that spurred Admiral Dewey to e to the medical advisory board. They Iebruary 6—Harry Boardman, of | o Zh, SSSCIRE EAE SHOCL ;“.: car. As the girl was about to bolt give the order, “You can fire when | Age Gets Its Chance As the Flower of | may pass vou, FINGE YOURIRRISS e ‘;i”\,m\‘ff} (m"!», f:.‘:\j‘\\\;l‘lf"\",‘.‘,’,.\‘.’(“.\h:;‘i not an individual, but a political party | Derself out at the conclusion of her which it stands vou are ready, Gridley”. In a word, | American Manhood Marches to War. | sign the appeal here ark, won prizes oy My which, translated, means “rabid anar. | dizzy performance, the befuddled old e i ¥ thusi " of American (Milwaukee Journal) Turning faif shede Snalenihogenstal Hloseyiohubist o SUoven ne: I"“s“:f chists,” ve Ed. hurriedly left the of-|Monarch, who by that time was so s the enthusiasm of America Milwaukee Jo : 15, 2o DT e e e o . ye Ed. S : ‘ it is the n s 2 Jons £ ox. | While hero stuttered and stammered: | down hill is the King of local SPOTIS | fee last some other individual thirse- | tanked up that he didn't care vouth. Coupled with the brains o About two years ago. a man of eX-| werl, it vou fhink I wonld not beand some of the rippers how STt a0 ror knowledgoe ask him if the Sul. | Whether Sunday ever came again oF ‘Thomas lidison and | cellent ability as forced, by reason | guitable for the army 1 sguess I'd|J. B. ;m‘v h's m:h:":;n']“v\‘r;‘ ;r»{w‘ o | tan of Turkey is marricd not, struck the table with a blow Lt ; el \ettor ahide by vour docision, mno, | around the corner z awkins A ar o o stop Sl lenry Ford, and men of distinguished | of his age, to accept a menial job | better abide ¥ v ’m-‘ 2 l; P e L e , :”»ff'vl en ”r:l_\ to stop a clock and T guess I won hother ¢ E b e e e Republicans, especially the lawyers, | Yelled out for the damsel to ask wiht Bll S o coin) et Bucricatvl| h, to Webster . enslngton | enjoying a silant! laugh! at one of | she would of him andihs would srail perts already in the service should | He was physically fit and mentally y 10000 08 0 00 Ecst, and somelnave sonolasiiar as (50 88 IS B B HET BY SRS BU LR AT RN hbent bne ol have little if any difficulty in bring- | active, but 45 years old. His matured | * “Heroje camouflnze,” remarked fhe | the corner of South Aain and W “"‘”‘ cently looted by some amateur second- | a8k for something like a sport skirt Sl e \ble sailed fe ) itgrowth of the recent demonstra- | ¢ (he American navy to its rightful | energy, was considered worth only | do-tor as the registrant disappeared. j Il =i o e Ritam, | story’ men. The vietim is an ardent -L""l let it go at that »n of the 30Sth Regiment in New | Loiiion in the world, —first and fore- | $20 a week by his reluctant employer. G Henoht asseciation will mest at|Spellbinder for the G. 0. P ang isf “But I erod x)..hiu know that Hero fork City i = naval powers. The safety | It Was argued that a man without a A teacher in a graded school tells | a0 o Ao voning, M. 7. | Biven to flowery effusions during cam.- | dias hs een hiding face cards up § L § mostiamanesnaya e 3 position at his age must necessarily | ynio ono ag an actual happening. A | piog @€ SR (N 4 costs by Jus. | PAEN time. Among other things the | her sleeve. So the moment Herod New Britain was one of the first{ o the future nation calls for this. be of little value to a progressive| .5, C1€ B T 0 0 Cisited her to | {1ob Bure in Berlin Saturday for sell | Youthful burglars are said to have | slobbered aut his booze promise, Sa- U, SO TRy B s ARG O B business house. Two vears ago the| .,k ypon the frequency with'l {0 jioyor without a license. secure a quantity of James B. Gra- | lome made a low salaam, pirouetted, . = - . X < 5 am's campaig ) Nl fr on the points °r toes, ile i citizens in uniform. Some five| Ships, and then some iore ships, | generality af business houses were of | (oo " e 40 Counz hopefuls iebruary T—W. I, Smith will open | N2M's campaign buttons from thejon points of her toes, smiled her ceks after our boys had gone to|and then more and more ships, are | this opinion played “hookey”. She expressed a | .y grug store in Seiring & Hotmes' | (= O faishefics H oy ibusl|eslee d o RN R IO K D e Today thousands of our younger e R o Soorse Ashley, | fr¥ing to explain fo the Joshers' club finnocence and a bahy lisp she said: RS TG R (e s B o || e GG ) 10 Ml o e block e o linetnon i e R et May it please your most gracious Silcae e el LU R N i oiean ond Bt alia o DRt oAy PN ECIR o fwar T oing placesfaroR i S'hm{‘% 7\\1‘1(?"‘;::»} don't want to =o (':lvy“\'\?\-\ At e o e s majesty, T will take the head of Johm .re. Comments upon the remark- ] tion at this time in helping to per-| many cases mnot vet filled. Somo ;“-‘ o 0 D e e e || Walierf Batawe ol S0l easiolallor | thelbaptationtalcharee: _ - manufacturers have reluctantly let| to sehool. They want 5 ried 1y Pk e 242 Washington strect, is doubtless an It was an unwritten law in pal= SEole It s et e | tninior s nol DS anoni RNOTE RO | Ecnsideralle gtiat olBOYEnS he Pro-| ardent over but at the same time he|aces that when a prince swore tor J Ll e T s thought he ousht to be educate "w‘;\ M(‘:“'[‘: F‘r‘“"_:’n""‘p’f‘(‘ 'mo”‘mm ::n(; has a peculiar lack of ‘attention to de- | Keep his promise for anything he had vorable impression here at that|his present occupation without tend- | gom. These manufacturers are a: ot L S e e tails. ~ Yesterday noon Walter wan. | to stand by it, if it took the hair off. kne did more to bring on a new |inz to disrupt other industry. There | tonished. They have discovered th Ludwig Betzhold Austrian by | the Aty DR llam Emily and c. | dered into the city clerk’s office and | There could be no crawfishing older men, taken in the aggregate, do | birth, a resident of City and Cbruary S e from a fisning | With a face wreathed in smiles ad- |going behind the returns. HerodiaW Tore work than the young men (hey | New Britain by chance but an avowea | D. ¥ilis have roturned from a Ashing | pitted that he wanted to take out a | had given him a solar plexus blow hat has happened since the declara- | lighten the burdens on the shoulders | . ..q to employ. pro-American by cheice, can’t under- | trip to m\“ X ';j““"“y"‘wm“‘h“\ threo | Marriage license. Al went well until | that staggered him and mader the on of war,—with the exception of | of those building tho ships. The need | The man mentioned above is now | stand the ways o :‘, Enommen | pickete Ll di e e recent sinking of the Tuscania.|is for 386,000 men. To be a ship-|a highly-valued member of his house, | helately informed th coretary of e e drawing a salary of $100 a week, and | one of the local exemption boards. _M uary 9 e } is assured of steady work and a pen, | Ludwig wants to enlist e would be | Bddy were married Jast n1¥‘ - "d h: was baffled Try as he might, he|tist from destruction, but he was sa « can causc such a stir of feeling, | or a soldier. This recognized DY | gjon in later vears. His present em- | in the seventh light if| Dr. Stidham and “"‘,r“'.\fn.‘:wrl\ auv-‘ could not think of his fiancee's sur- | bcfogged in the head that he couldn't hat must be the cffect when an en- | the fact that the United States g-v- | ployer is so much delighted with him | he should be dr bui, he com- Misses Mamio v\??:‘ and Lauly |name, and the license had to be held | figure out any way to hedge withou'} that he means to take the first vaca- | plains, he is put into class V. He| Be as bridesmaids and 1idward H.| yp while he returned to her house ta | making the high rollers give him the I tion he has dared enjoy in 15 years.| visited the hoard to see if he could of New Haven and Charles| sequaint himselt with her name. ha-ha for not keeping his promise “The country has a deep interest in [ service each and every man who is ac- | " opp o war has taught us much. Tt|not be inducted into the service but of Boston as ushers. Tha en- A o to the graceful high kicker. So hae soldiers says Secretary Baker | cepted for the work of building ships: | has taught that youthful energy is| was turned down cold. for the gov- sment of Henry Kellogg of New- HEROD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. had reluctantly to give the orden s entitled {o sce them in their | The fate of the Tuscania is the reason | essential to some things. But it has| ernment orders provide that no aliens) ington to Miss I'rancea Kirkham, s ) - ks that caused the beheading of Johm also taught that maturity brings with | who are allies of Germans can belons | fer of Lawyer J. . Kirkham, is an-| Billy Sunday’s Sermon Lays Bare |in the prison. 1 | of their drivers 5 n the lips of every man there the| . 434 american navy; the enthus this calibre are sent to defend United, States and the principles | PARADING THE TROOPS. Secretary of War Baker's order to | [ oo co ymmandant of army cantonments parade troops of the new National| (14jis jn other professions, the ex-|with a large manufacturing company. my whenever possible, in cities and bwns near the various camps, was the umip Devens two companies of the | the nceds of the nation. Any man hle change wrought in the men were | fect its shipbuilding plan eard on all sides. The ercation of | so, providing of course he can leave irit of patriotism, than anything | should be enough detached labor to hi- the deputy in charge began to fill out | larity of his birthday party peter out the blank for the name of the bride. |like a mock auction. He would have Walter was nonplussed. In fact, he | heen only too glad to save the Bap= two companies of newly made sol- | builder is us patriotic as to bc .. sailor e regiment is put on parade? ernment will exempt from military ilitary orzanizatior whenever an | for the demand for volunteers in this it an equilibrium, 2 noise, which like- | to the American arm: R || et e BT L ey e AR e s yportunity can be afforded without | line of work. wise has its advantages. he tried ta enlist in Jersey City. When | o¢ Winsted and formerly with Dr.| Salome’s Tango Motives in Trap- tiumpnilike bhatior the louk ejudice to their continuing instruc- . SRk the draft came ‘,'",“_1,':‘:‘ exemption, | Horton in Bristol, has Jocated in this D e Johm el ep it purring over the bloody spectaclen Tell Tt to Chamberlai expressed a preferencé for the in-( city and opermed an office in Clark’s She had killed John, but it was no fantry, passed (he physical examina- | pioek “The man Herod's wife hated and |In this that the real tragedy consist< tions and was hoping to be sent to PP would have killed was John the Bap-|©d, but in the awful fact thwt sha Iy PR 6 G O S || G R G Y B RO e i i i e ‘Ih:‘»{»].'.v And_while the Herald of fhat pe- | tist. Ana what do You suppose it was | had m;: L\ltlm and dumned her own d 3 i g vng, | be ak fro: g ¥ 5 5 years ago: was jus his ohn had fx ol 28 B, 5 = TEe ready to see red when someone said | weather zero, a barefooted girl, | sey board and put in class V, much 1[;’(1;‘:’ ‘;“m s ma: h]ahi'. St iminE e ,.,—o;v;x\‘.,énffl"h!s BiETs ealtidciraction nolmacs or did anything against America. So | clothed in a night robe, greeted him | to his disgust 0 Operations ivere rare. the big sinners on the front seats, and | ter how harmiless it may look.” long as he does not hear the call for \\‘-':rw‘.\_ The supc T{nh'wh‘nt of nn»i p o o W Ay Nobhodv swatted the flv, the man who does that is certain to| ] P W' " i | other@inospitaliexnlainedith R situasy) MISEINSTeisEn 0Ll ARSI dou b Nobody had seen a silo stir up the cats and dogs. If no one | What Camps Ave Teaching. e a third cup of coffee in the While| (j4n sayine. “A voung woman pa- | mean anything. particularly when it Nobody had appendiciti ever got mad enough to bite at what (Portland Oregonian.) House he is all right. It would be!|tient ran out in her night dress”” |comes to signaturcs”. Wonder just| 2000t (00 SEPIEEE 00 SLo G T il e R e to say. With all his faults we| "What the country needs isa council | what the local lawyer who made that] 4 4. <hraved orchids, e e A e of three distinguished men of demon- | statement meant= Cream was 5 cents a pint. sure I had misunderstood the Lord | been sentenced to serve three vearg B \lost vouns men had “liborty bills.” | about my call to preach in prison and to dishonorable dis< < . “That is what is the matter with | charge because he refused to da . | some otherwise finc preaching. The | kitchen duty will have ample time in | sermon contains nothing that will lay | which to reflect upon several things. | hold of a sinner as a harpoon digs|It is to be hoped that he will see the into a whale and holds him until he | folly of disobedience, and also thafws is landed, but in the preaching of the | he will acquire a new point of view rough-and-ready Jahn the Baptist|of the dignity of labor. {here was never any drawback of that| He is one of a tvpe who thinks ecer« kind. John had always plenty of har- [ tain Kinds of work are ‘“beneath i | pul.* The Tequest was therefore| . yitie thing like the loss of hear- to the Chief of Sts 8 S | 3ridgeport Times ade ! taft that a |, " Lot hamper the Colonel,—we (Bridgeport Times.) neral order be issued to all com- anders asking them to avail them- lves of all opportunities for reviews \d parades of regiments and large hits in cities near the several camps Aside from the spectacular point of ew, the movement of troops from e various cantonments to cities cruel order affords opportunity to test| 0 0 7 For we love him bet-| .\ 1cq ability to take charge of the | ) ] when not still. | hospitals of the United States. This Are vou buying Thrift Stamps regu- is what Senator Chamberlain said | larly? 1f not, why not? No quarter , long lane that has no turn- | 1he war needs, when he discovered a | for the Kkaiser quaster for your TR patient in a war hospital managed to | Uncle Sam should be e hody | escape his attendants. motto now no cnding The hospitals of the United States = are to be judged by their perfor- Or, as one of the cor wm‘«»v»m., “Shell ont me distant where an over-night stay Ctantaloupes were muskmelons You never heard of a ‘“tin Lizzie Doctors wanted to see vour tongue. Milk shake was a favorite drink. Advertisers did@ not tell the truth. Nohody cared for the price of gaso- | Tine. e efficic of the commissary de- rtment the ability of those in | h of transportatio This is : ransportation, This is Likewise, it is a long war that sential part of army life. Before ir troops embavk for Europe they ' ust be entrained and whirled 4 : Hole t & . | the other side pufs it a over And e wround-hog was right. S BULL Sl sl 0 GRS e Dl T e A S 1R 7_”' h casional defeets; and so are war | for war savings stamps and help the IR T R boys shell the Germans out of [ mail n can be had PACTS AND FANCILS, The Way to Do Tt. France.” The hired girl drew one-fifty a | \oil prepared when Herod and Her- | tasks because they “‘were not hired for : n be had every time a parade — - (e T ) P week ) iy ] odias, one day, drove up in a great|that”” They think it may be all right arranged for some city Some hae no meat and canna eat, e i e W. §. 8. means War Savings Stamps. [ The buteher “threw-in™ a chunk of | (yjurge to hear him. probably to see |to dig trenches but that they will lose There is hope then that New Bri. | and some wad eat that want it; but Our best chance to win this war gy, yours today liver. | how the riff-raff in the crowd would | caste in some mysterious way if they we hae meat we must na eat and, | lies in letting President Wilson act 5 Folks said pneumatic tires were a | pe Lkept on the edse [AEAsH fieatlasgara oelinatating ' t vill . | still, the Lord be thankit.—/New York the pa of commander-in-chief of the Preparedness must be the new ioke “In every plot Herodias ha(chrd\ Experience in the cantonments iy ate. will soon zet another chance of | gun forves without interference. As Sen-' (o4 motto of Manuel Pichicki form-' Nobody “listened in’ on a tele- | there was a hitch somewhere, just|opening a good many eves, and it iy eing its bovs in khaki. Such a| ot G e e illiams caustically | eply of Portugal but now of Lilaci phone when she was mosl sure that she|cosmsly ssing femosytouted S pmonstration will have a good effect | We don't imagine that Jess Willard | remarked I > president hasn’t | street. Manuel was defended against There were no sane Fonrths. nor | would soon have John on the cooling- [ those Who are the most fearful thate bt only on the folks at home but on | ¥l Pe the subject of many editorfais | brains enous run this War, we , theft charge by Judge W. F. Man-| clectric meters board thelr “dignity” will sutfer by ant e in the best papers of the world when | certainly give him brains by gan in court on Tuesday morning. | Strawstacks were burned instead of | “This was the state of affairs when | of homest duty have the least dignity he passes away.—Springfield News. | act of congress.” After court he sought out that eminent | baled. Herod’s birthday clicked around and!to lose. goodly portion of inland ferritor (2R loxEiorgRthciy ractice in the science of transporta- poons on board, and was especially | them,” and who refuse to do othex in, along with other cities in the he boys who will eventually go over-