New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 16, 1918, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1918. FACH S AND IANCIE ' TODAY'S TABLOID TALE ’ “And Sheridan 40 miles And Baker 3,000 miles away York Sun. By Joe Blast. | BY LIEUT. FITZHUGH GREEN, U. S. N. The Two Majiggors | If New York cabarets have to close | at 9 o'clock, the suburban train sched- nlo must be altered—New Haven t Register. Right after their honeymoon = e they set out on a house hunt- v = ing expedition. entilators They visited twenty-six A battleship is a floating cellar. by the blowers only drives bad ajr houses in one day. He was house seemed just a little more tead of suction on deck it is attractive than the one before. e i below; and there is exhaled a “But Dagmar,’ he would e i which must be kept closed while ai | But in e = o s late | into deeper hiding places Considering the prices fucl dealers willing to live in any one of 2ol (B B £ BER 1Y R ‘"ct So there must be another set i 21:1;’;(\ 'T» \\'()ml. it woulld bc] chlrm,per} them, but she could not make The cellar has windows. A ship has |, ‘oo " " mopovo oo N K.,pg. urn the furniture.—Knickerbock- | SEe ox : - el &S, Ixhs Sys o o | up her mind, because each only ports, little holes in her sides | ang principle are the same as befors. | The Trotzky peace negotiations ap- utrid E e siwen diuu 00 e plead, “we'll never find an- Other causes make ship ventilation | «’::Ly‘xmnh tT\J::‘))]:‘:;:nrrli (‘;:3:\1 :r:n[‘mi ey 3 "\“m;i';i\iz:ll:; 1»’uyu“lll”:I\w<m;mv“m>”(‘l"7 other house like this. Look at difficult yot very necessary. Despite | unclean vapors. . A Spring aily News. | thls revolding dining room. A || extraordinary precantions heavy | A man's chest bellows can hande The Black Hand banished, the taxi : St disestion tAna | a shower bath right reasy vapors rise from engine room | a few hundred cubic feet of air in in the par- pirate supprossed and the greatest of lor! How convenient! How hatches and spread into living sbaces. | a day. One of a warship's lungs can Tong chicftains dead in a peaceful e d Bunker gratings permit invisibie | choke down 12.000 cubic feet evesy gases to es bed in Chinatown. What a moll e Ualloonat uuone more ape along the gun dec minute.A small ten horse powpr coddle it is become, this New York! | she would reply, knowing toe Sick quarters emanate well-known | motor does the job. The big fan —New York World. B mital st "m‘u:e 1‘1; 2t sweetish odors men despise. There | scoops are frequently six feet in di. —_ thing. 7 L GUb are smelly food rooms, sculleries, | ameter, yet they spin over a thousand If some less efficient congressmen | And at the next houss he washing compartments, and print | times a minute. ‘A ready-made top- we could mention would follow the example of patriotic Royval C. John- son and join the army, the war ought to speed up.—Paterson Press-Guard- ian. would exclaim with delight || SROPS: And at times the fresh paint | sail breeze!” exclaims the Old Hend “Dagmar, wec must take ghiy || [UMeS are suffocating. who once reefed with frosted fingér one B TU st sce s w,f_cmnkm"g The problem isn't so much com- ! tips where now he spits to wind’ard furnace! And four mpieces of fort. Iet a thousand gas-grogged | and idly wonders whether she's mak- coal that the last tenant must || °19¢ Jackets roll out of their ham- | ing eighteen or twenty knots speed — have overlnoked ‘hen he mocks at 5 a m. and it would take | square against the wind. 1 Don’t smell your automobile too FARLE BARNES LEWIS. moved out!” a thousand more to get any work out | Man wears a muffler around hig hard, is a warning that comes out of i Al E e i i R of them. | neck and protects his chest. Ship'# the west. They are putting some | rle Barnes Lewis was one of thel| & tate and look fusther. wnt o Fresh air makes fresh men | throat and chest are padded with felt stuft in the gasoline lately that makes | g oo M2 GTACE NP Tlcive his Haily it kAl on O Come out on deck. Look up thers | and cork slabs. I suppose she mig4t it act like poison gas—Norwich Rec- | i) to report with the Naval Reserve, Jov, she cried, “At last, Prus- near the base of the basket mast. ' catch cold. But the main reason f ord. He enlisted on May 11, 1917, and re- So, at last! Look!—don't you See that square screened black hole? | such precautions is to keep enterjng . ceived his call on June 6 to report at see that little majigger on Nearly six feet high it is. Draft in | air cool even though the pipes through The Pennsylvania “Dutch” have | Columbia university, He studied wire- each side of the open fire. || [FoNt of it would pull vour hair out| which it travels crawl over boilety voted to ban the German language | less telegraphy until August 9, when itein by the roots. It's the Blower Feed.| and under galley stoves. from their church services. If some-| he was assigned to duty. He is now “Why. they're only ordinary A huge conduit of thin sheet metal In battle ventilation is vital. Bur#s body could only make the kaiser real- | on hoard a United States warship and, little majizgers,” he objected, leads from it down to a sigantic elec- | ing shells leave reeking gases in theip Iy see what it means for & Pennsyl- | as the picture shows, he is busy at his “and the plaster's all worn off tric fan. Beyond runs another con- | wake. Fires below, even smoulder- vania “Dutchman ((? rh:‘m-flh _<:' -f task ! ‘ the walls, and there are splin- duit or pipe fmd bV'an§11vs down and | ing wreckage, may asphyxiate gun thing, we should have them “out o Lewis was formerly a draughisman ters on the staircase banisters, up. The down part divides again on | crews in compartments aboye, the trenches” by supper time-—|employed by the Skinner Chuck Co. “Prusso, dom't be ‘.(m"_,;h the deck below, and again below that. | Pierced smoke-pipes belch deadl§ Psoringficia Repubtican. He oxperimented with wireless tel- she exulted. “Thoss littie wme. And so oun right down to the inner | carbolic acid into the faces of all @i S . &'Ifslxx:l«‘lg';;;:’:fi lm;l0;;:\%“‘{1111;:;:;‘ j|g‘g(\,-q are Just the exact right Am;‘l.;:;r; ’ e ) 5 deck. Blowers alone can. seize thets ARISE AND BE COUNTED. |0 e g S RO T shape and just the exact right Jach square hole like this one is| cnemies and hurl them overboard. P Sieb o ol h dale, He ..\[(,me% dlsmncg apart! I can drape iv.lm(;m. 5 The fan is "“, throat. And‘l Tack of ventilation makes a subs Tt is time ta arise and be counted e 2 SIE; b £ my skeins of yarn on them i branching pipes beyvond are the | marine sailor’s life such a ghastly Betore | To let the world know where yon R e \m:muf_;nluy Lvhon I knit. Prus- h‘”’r‘;‘;':’al \'lei:\e(i\(;()\’a ““””‘1"" lung | {""" T’"“"“““"‘”" he :‘"5 ””"i exaets ¥ S0, we' ake this se!’ SVs . g eship may have fifry v enough air a cubic millimeteén . . il e N “’hilblatrxigzusun 1s subtilly working Juvenile Work and Mischief, Ana, ink,:ni(«: ot thu?;num uch lungs. And except for hor wa- | But its ~canned afr. With it corg Possecsion. of facts uninown to tho | While treason s subtilly working u i e the roof lealer and fhae wae ter tight double-bottoms no square |all the moisome foetidity of the anis SEDF-PRESERVATION, THE FIRST | .o of American people. As Pres- nReA _ el Natonal Crili tal o oommity no bedroom and no place to inch of her vast cellular structure | maj whose belly he inhabits. 1 LAW. ident of the United States he had be- | By creatures of high and low statiom, | (o jo o Suct made a study of juvenile put chairs and things, he zave gose uns}\jes‘]f:{ned by sun-pure air. “We landed.” one of them tolfl - all the convicting material [ Who from pathways of righteousness | G - - s e in to her and they moved in ad air, like bad company, clings.| me. “We walked in a kind of weéak News-fhat the local health depart- fore him a e it deling {r,» 1nv he Borough of Man and lived unhappily ever after. | Tt crouches in dark corners, ngs in | haste to the top of the hill And wi \s now properdy equipped with | QU8 up by the American Secret Ser- |, o % .o are you false to the na- | battan, New York City. The records (Copyright’ 1918 by George || POcKets. and finds melancholy refuge | breathed.” 3 fasnt. ls Soaan . _ | vice and the special agents of the De- tion of 1,792 children who passed through Matthew Adams) in unsuspected storerooms.. The glad- And the way he said it made mi§ fiie necosmxy laborstory apparatus| oS4 justice. The revelations | Tnat dsserves your alleglance t088Y? |the children's coust in 1516 were some stream of ocean ozone spread breathe. . . . g0 seums for | the 'rcmmm‘; o; of Swedish diplomatic duplicity in | No such thing as a ncxrttrfnl posztm'h studied in the effort to find out wheth- — - = néumonia should be welcomed by all | sHE b 5 A crisis like this is not fenced, G R TANERE: T Gl ey A Gift for a Soldter. i Sl f:'ho Jnow the Tavazes of this'dresd | GeTmany’s service was mew to the | 0% | ool Ll ounted for us e T R i (o e = Saving Fuel. AERIAL TAXIOAB DRIVING. 3 - disease. 1If it 1s true, as stated, that| | o o oo unearthed as a spy in | A fig for your specious excuses: The idea current with most people | . LTUSt Waterbury ta select a suit-| We need a hundred million tons of | A¥iators Abroad Read Dime Novéls some physicians are loath to co-oper- | L “H L T Tl WWilson all | Aro you true are vou false at the core? | is that the child who is werkime. ig|2Ple Present for a young man going | coal more tham in & noreal eenr While Floating Around in Prac- f . | people here when the Swedish Charge | yo0 2 0SB 0 0q against. hilden: (New Haven Register.) (L, B. Jones in Farm Life). | | i 5 b ¥ Fhe: and may be abuses >ss ap! got jSchi to the war. One of the teach in | Production ha increas i ft ate with the health department and | “RE0 Wi Tk So it | There has been and mas use Jes b Dl estiiniobmischieftianitne| 120 (o IR THGREL OF HHS 8 ers in duction has been increased ffty ' refuse to abide by the advice of ‘the | 7 B But the country today is at war. unemployed child, but the records % £, 2s¥calledifor million tons. There is, therefore, a tice Busses. se i e Or he | was with the German plan to unite | fiE 0 SO YTt wake, howed the opposito to he the case, | Vi and the rest of the faculty and | fifty-million-tons shortage. The peo- public officialy someone migsht ProP-| . . o .53 Japan for a prospective | And the sword of democracy gleaming, | The child workers who got into trou. @ "'h’;‘e"""‘” of the senior class as-| ple can save that fifty million tons (Manchester Guardian), erly rise to ask, Why? The serv-| .. . american border whereby | May bend, but it never will break. ble were four fimes as many as the [ S°mPled. Trobally the young man | if they will. All classes of people are | I shared a railway carriage, writh ices of the health department are for ign states were to other children. %2 W Speech of acceptance for the | peing asked to help. A kitchen shov- Wit @ youngomcer mithe kR - A N GLF Gl Sl DT Are you for or against? is the ques- | Investigation was made into the|Sift all made up. Probably he was| elful of coal per day saved by every | And the “wings” of the Royal Flying the people. TUnless a physician is so . to Mexico. Knowing 4 e f - . | Prépared to thank them far the mag- T e % s o1 st Fe ta % e be turned over to N . tion age, amount of schooling, nationality Beld € Mag- | pouscholder means an annual saving Corps on his breast. We talked, agd expert as to need mo outside assist-4 ' ). o things President Wilson | That sternly confronts you today, and home conditions of all these chil- | Difi¢ent wrist watch. the complete | of twenty-five million tons. More 110 gave me lessons in new uses of the ance Be is not warranted In SPUTR-| yoocame the hish ditector and | Are you willing to stand and bo | dren, but in evers case the conditions | SOTYice kit the knitted scarfs and | larefu; firing ean bring this about, English language. L Aok ot tiAaie T ST it it were found to be about the same. The | SWeafers = and the Khaki hand- ricans, as a o re ir| “Off to France again,” he =z al} help of this sort. Especially dvisor of his people. His word is counted i kerchiefs, But h dis: = Americans, as a rule, have their B ne meurioninoases rell ' As a friend or a foe in the fra: working children, says the investi- s B e was disappointed. | | now anxiously awaited by the entire | 1/ " " cos of vight and of justice | gator, had as much education, as| for Somebody with a lot of brain | | aid, “‘and houses superheated. Sixty-eight de- | iolly glad of it. I'm fed up with t y s gree: the healthful heat. This will | taxicab driving. under observation. The newspapers| .4 No man desires to bring | Are fighting oppression and Wrong; intellisent parents and as good homes [ Matier was on_ the committee and |\ " __ 1o3" Americans keep their| " Taxicab driving?” T queried of the past week are filled with ac-| . .+ o000 more than this same Mr. | Stand up now my sister or brother as the ‘non working chilaren The [[FESL (e Dresent. Was elven they ..o ftoo dry.| A :pan of water on/| Well that's what weicail it. TH counts of deaths resulting from this \'Wilson man sees more clearly | -6t the whole world know where you crl)lhvluA\nn st:wm' ] 1nf|vl‘nhhl( that em- e ¥ ¢ WaS| ine stove or register, giving off a little ; See, I've been up at X for threa ol Saevis il v N son. No ; : A ane ployment af children contributes to| =7, T0CE 08t orethought and | Mmolsture, will make for health and ;months piloting machines for th§ o s 5 : the folly of nezotiating with therulers | DOPTR 14 dister or brother | their delinquency e e et e e e e e R L e A e o . " B b 3 R e reasc ocs not lie sur- | ¢ ciatio e actua eds 2 e e eyl ountry over have been taken away| ¢ Germuny as they are at present | mo this armageddon world wide? Whatres oo Hoceinofliclon Bl | S R e il e e Far e becanso of such ailment. Since the ek. Chil- 5 s gift the o face, but it is not far to i z f must needs be the one or the b e L . AL Piloting machines for vous dren whose natural instinets for play | In 4Ny one of the hundreds already | 4 5 s o | i P onaNe TS uss | Huns,” I exclaimed, more mystified nd self-expression are repressed for | chronicled. The recipient | nused portions ' 0 hou o o i T A day by gainful emplog. | for the medical corps, where should be closed off. Storm windows than before. ou don't mean to say 5 & P o | work may take him into the field| and Weather strips should be used @ that constituted. His judgment is now | You o) ¢ . “Ther other 2 S the iudsmentiotithe ot There | o ther face s, or stand side by side. | o sinuous creeping and crawling, many hours new superintendent of health here has specidlized in the treatment of | ;3p pe no peace with the Hohenzol- ia - i E - - i e -3 ust find u B ¥ outlets " o » 2 il GeRChadl ARl ]| e No tracherous stabs in the dark-— oAl I s Bl GRS e R B o e airh e | e e B Ot o Rebitid) Gh HHss proach the stage of being expert, It e e When we' wake to the cant of the | fheir ero is violation of various laws, | conditions of weafher. Some one| In many cases a distinet saving can | not young Huns from Donington Hally would seem then that sufferers them-| R N creatures s Somehow or other, it just does mot | Tealized that, and the voung man gave | be made by the use of oil stoves. wo call cadets who are learning b selves would be sufficiently interesteq | ENUARGING THE DRAFT CIRCLE. | we have e O O s misianen | Scom to pay to let children zo to work | @ SiSh of thankfulness when he saw it. | Hundreds of thousands of houses ! fly and men who are learning to obs A for se who are merely mistaker 3 ren s i 2 ER e : be used with | serve s se guns : ameras i to probo into the working merits o | Since thors fs need for more men | 35 for those who 478 MArCY MECKS! | quring the vears when thes ousht to| A wrist wateh s a convenience, | have fireplaccs that can be used with ferve and hse guns and camoras i R ocal health denartaen: in the National Army, two ways of | . St oy will but awaten | Pe at study and play. The mischief | 2nd a handy thing to have—but it| wooa on cold evenings instead of | aeroplanes Hun g < zamé Pt acoparimont. . kS o They will learn if they will but a‘ ake | is made by individuals, but the com. | doesn’t keep out the winter chill.| booming up the furnace. | taxi_driving for Hun especially it iy Secingfithem L nd e n o Sels ctlvellEwnsithelewordio fiDem octacy glaamsl | wojid il apaiits E il et on A service kit is fine. too, but sha In many localities the farmery es-: When vou are the target WORDS WITH A MEANIN Service Law are suggested. The draft WILLIAM GILLBEN RODGERS. Seldins (s Do ing soap and toothbrushes are small | pecially arc in a position to conserve | “When you are the target?" et I 7 Rt (505 Gl {0 fitee i sserm — iR protection from the biting winds of | coal by hurning more wood—perhaps | “Yes, that's right. - You see. we fy Djto this thmofall discussion aient | s co Lot St i e Get a Transfer. PRIIE A aie sl Bubiie Teasor) winter in cantonments or field hos-| in the kitchen. Where this can be a slow machir hich trails a tarse the end of the war has simmered | . . . = a by all | If you are on the Gloomy Line, War blays havoe with men. Decp | Pitals. The leather coat will be al done it makes a double saving: It T hope the tarset has a long traf B wn 1o ihis] phraes) “There eanbe | oy oo on Bemadosmhereby;ia ‘Get a transfer. thinkers are already discussing the | COnStant reminder of the thoughtful- | saves coal and saves the coal that is, rope. g © Ly % i < L 3 s pi i N by 2 = il ness a {c t & e: e- « 3 ol ‘Being stted at? N 3 5 i pesce with the Eroherzolferns™ those who have come into their If vou're inclined to fret and pine, effect of a shortage upon the insti- | 1SS and foresight of those left Dbe-| pgrped to transport that coal, saves Being potted a ot much; it'§ hind to the Young man wearing it on twenty-first year since June 5, 1917, S e tution of matrimony, and are even ars and en that are needed for . behind it, and other machines fly up ol e e e e o ecta S s e e Gct(‘(fi:’ the track of Doubt and Gloom, | suggesting polygamy as a solution | th¢ ambulance. other work. areSdcad Strees, j{ancypotiat theltareetat tleam i iermany have come to a realization tration of these men who have be- | (et on the Sunshine Train. There’s|of the problem. One aspect of it e o | dead limbs and old rails that can be Huns do the potting. br the diabolical power exercised by 2 : ¢ . room. which just now seems to concern Home That Jack Built. burned now to the betterment of the | “Wire, it ‘is. Twenty yards or so. ho Holenzollerns. They havo como | ton arats 1as hes boss rommmmandeg | ¢t @ tramster many girls who have sweothearts (Springfield. Ropublican.) o T it EEG arh T AT B s St RSl snderstanding of whit has gone the draft law has been recommended ! L ‘(hf' front is w h(‘t.hnx'v In\'n‘ demands Vhenlithe lEovernment s went inta 711(‘1'(‘ are ‘rf‘r\f Hva.( can y‘r‘ selec m. ,‘-,“ \,)1'9' ‘_;fl D(- m: nmv o “”; d“;’ = by Provost Marshal General Crowder. | It you are on the Worry Train, that they should marry these if they SR : that should be cut and piled now i il s pn within the German Tmpire for the e e B L Con o e come home crippled. German effi- | the shipbuilding business it could | szainst next winter's shortage. Tn , last week « ast forty odd years, or since the g o 3 You must not stay there and com- | ¢iency is already engaged in a prac-| not have anticipated that after plac- [ many parts of the country farmers Good heavens, they might have got £ Bimdheck 8 e reien: Oregon, following the suggestion of e 2 tical effort tn meet this issue. An|ing contracts with the shipbuilders, | can accumulate a surplus of such vyou!" R oF BismanclelSincothe relgning |l W vwa rE Departiment) nbadnael e el advertisement in German mews- | . a0 40 find houses for the | Wood for next winter's use | “It's all in a day's work, but when ouse of the dual-manarchy is work- - you've heard ‘Archie’ barking the { pop-pop-pop of a Hun at practice | doesn’t put the wind up.” (Hamlin Garland.) ! “Bit of a strain, isn't it?" ty “Being potted at Not much; it's bill which will bring about the regis- | The Cheerful Cars are passing [ PADET described as “nnir.ju"' offer & 2 7 a wife and o an injured sol- tration of all young men who have fhro}l{rzh.' : IR dier on easy terms. The advertizer, attained their twenty-first year since | And there’s lot of room for vou. Get a transf who is 22, modestly vs that she is June 5 last. Senator Chamberlain, as SOLEa LIERS Sr. “not bad-looking.” She lays greater workmen employed by them to live in, But that is what the shipbuild- ing problem has come to. First the problem was shipyards; then it was workmen to work in the shipyards; ng hand and glove with the Kaiser’s Local Color »ohorts, the world claborates upon ‘“There can ts single phrase and says Local color in a novel means tl ace aps < g B asis ther a ctions. S : it has such quality of texture and |, 5 2 H he Hohenzolterns. mittee, will have the backing of the Get a transfer. aumbechingihe=oll dive Iotitood facar || OIS Sn T SOMETOX IR TSRl 0y ((r e erighvrictond iiilla wio ] il olece oA o i iod il s ol e Aot S ere . r T ¥ 5 b . AT v S rig c < 0% v . S ay SSal 5 3 ati a 2 £ S There can be no further pulling of | s gministration in support of this | Just take a Fappy Special back. city, to say nothing of a pony, pigs, | Yards. Soon ma¥ , he necessary |y anyane else than a native. T A e B e e e ool over the eves of those outside Get a transfer, ows, “two hams and some sausages | LOF the government to supply the| "y neing a statement of life as in- | o = : measure. It is estimated that some 3 cows, ams and saumRges b B e e e e P le| work. Sometimes the C. O. keeps up jermany. They know that if the 2 2 Jump on the train and pull the rope | now in process of curing.” These . digenous as the plant-growth. It} .00 with nothing doing just to stuff nt rulers of G hould be | U000 young men will be eligible for | That lands you at the station, Hope, | aitractions should bo sufficient; but | the houses that were orected for the|maans that the picturesque shall | R e o e e Y s prochL Y ermany should be | tyo qraft if the mew law goes into Get a transfer. there are besides a piano and a kete, | ShiPvards where the ships are (sup-! ;¢ be seen by the authop—that every 2 L LTS g ssful in effecting s A p | posed to be) built | L : were -not for the reading— s e D mocin s iveace toithe . The census bureau supplies —ANONYMOUS. |to make pleasant evenings for a | PO : | tree and bird and mountain shall be A 37 the | efrect pp | ; : 1 The what e of the Hohensollerns, which iy cae nigures. — = music-loving German household. | dear ana_companionable and necess- | [The Whatr' - o ould keep the Kaiser in control, the | * {774er the present Selective Service Trwins. Iven life in war time should bDe Pronouncing Rolsheviki. | sary mot W""""ml""t fhe tountes GHAE | L ap il o i 3 nder e LS se! e Servic o > . 6 R 5 i <t S " 3 g = i the local novel * e B 3 grecable in these circumstances (Sprineneldt Dallvi Nowah not write . o 8 cheming of Prussianism would zo on 5 (New York Sun). agreeab. 5 . Springficld Daily New ] e 5 1 To read when vou are flving? Taw which has been iIn effect six L e L S i By Nor is this all. This sensible girl, e b 1 From this it follows that lacal color | T y e fiying orever. The people of free nations B e el o bt o [Wxcsaimonit o Beatioryifos orybonyl ILAIST | S an i eee 8GR We all do that. If it's a clear 5 months there have been calicd to the | the business of making confusion | With ¢ R Ene 3 S| when it comes to pronunciiiion of . 4 =o in, it will go | Sky and not too bumpy the old 'hus pave srown wise to the diabolical| . i .. aimost one million men. Ap- | worse confounded, of wasting money, | ful Hausfrau at hand, does mot seek | PR COMCE 1 PIOFUICE o0 OF| local color. [t must go in. i AR ¢ manages herself i e of pan-Germanism e caa . ficing lives to bind a prospective husband by |, e it scious acoen. | iy because the writer nature S Nl o octrin: pa B rm.e proximately 700,000 of these have | °f sacrificing lives. " : e i aaita on el ST ”’”]S\h“”“,_ with ferocious accen-| ;0o it with him half-unconsciously, But isn’t that very risky bf this wisdom, which was slow in . . 1e Tag is the imp of priority |3 tuation of “shev”, and were promnpt- | = fc: driving risky? Lord >t 153 Y undergone a good intenstve military ehed this| commodity and tha ||| no obiection folla separationiig after | MRG0 O SHSE S SHA WEES) by ;| or conscious only of its significance, | _"T¢ ng i 3 o nanifesting itself, but which i$ all the | (.o o t sty e e e 2 | six months of married life incom- | 1Y called down and L 2atane st s lin terest: tos hin That's why we call it taxi driving i Decauso o | this! prosess||| . el iicl CAIORSHIS OSShP eC | supply Jon these| carloadsfandttnoarlif Sl iioe SN0 Sotie T ianoiia mantl | Putithe loud pedall on'ypolirand fevinlS58 B B A R S R e et thtba b 0C€%% | by them will soon be available for | manufactaring orders. DeL D SREeSn 3 if we did not want to betray our iz ; ; : ¢ c s a g s Latle ey ay 3= | it will interest the reader or not. He \n All-College Rally , Hous Hohenzoll stands N - Ra, 1 ‘, fest itself on either side.” Tt would You [ it will in ege Rally. Hie Flquse of Ho ’If ottern stands | o ors who must’ follow in their foot- | _Red Tape and B s I LWinS | be cynical to suggest that the large [ ROI3RCE. around HOL.shav. | MUst be loval to himself. and put it | o) iscredited in all places save those steps. With the sending of troops to | ;thf‘r }»1.3::1 vice mnot Lz\o “\(“'1 ¥ qumber of injured soldiets and the e e \;“(‘ '1:“”‘ i“-\-’;‘:;‘ in because he loves it. If he is an| = .0 Banaieth cacont ' flomin d by its own savants, those | i % . g | the other; = a capacity for evil is 1all number of girls who can offer| ) '~ <!7 R L ® [ artist, he will make his reader feel g » s A "rance the vacanecies in the military R e e e sn have & spectacle i = ersed in the pernicious science of jidatentiin §EIUCETAE REIIeEIe afaccom [ {hem such advantages gives her the fac '_nn‘:\ “‘t‘(:h mi‘ bespectacled | ¢ through his own emotion | hand, but there will be such a lack o prost camps must be filled. Rather than | plishes no mischief that Red Tape| .. cng of the bargain. She is 1r§-t ':n s“la’ro “fl~d°r”4 “j“* Ineom-| yyhat we should stand for is not| college alumni banquets during the ultur make inroads on the ranks of meu | is incapable of cffccting. | doubtiess moved simply by the gen- | PrOmi ‘h"“ b “‘ Say ‘“‘;"‘31 universality of theme, but beauty and | next few months as no winter has These facts which are now appar- | aying dependents it is better to take | The reichionifon o Hape 15| crous desire to leave the man a WOT, RO TCL 0 Bronounce that| siremgth of faeetmen O "»m.y knawn sineo that festive occasion was A y will stop a : | “official” and the countersign of Blue Eole S od: PR i £ -SHEV.a- rite choose his theme because he'l invented. The absen. f ie £ to all who will stop and vonder |ine new draft materfal from the realm | -071°2 1 poriant 1 :“"”“‘“\"m "rm_r';’p‘::;l"’:;‘,”n::"l‘ , 9omE] So now we avoid the word alfo- i Sl st '“r'u(:no-«ir‘r;‘r?‘rml:\l:“:h n the trend of events are made co- | of younger men. To cut into the| peq : o Ruhe T s : cother and speak of them “the i = S % 5 3 . 2 Red Tape achieves his great {tri-| writer of that once familiar song | Bether & St g G5 O - ness, the food situation and, in gen- ent by President Wilson whose words | ,gog above thirty-one would bring be- | umphg by delay. Blue Tag is more | jived inm times swhen the women "v‘“:::(‘y‘” R Safety first is our Sleepless Nights. eral, the exigencies of war {ime, are® a message to Congress we recall as = = - . | subtle; he triumphs through delay, | qidn't e A e . " | influencing virtually* all of the alumn{ fore the exemption hoaxds too many | : b . » | didn't pro at least d - T e VS 2N (Iverybody’s Magazine) i ! ) D articularly appropriate at this time: i > ente A but accomplishes it by seeming to| not this frank method of asking for i e . .. | associations herc in Boston either tq e 5 e e L R e N tose B o | ah forvm 0 anal DD s teversiningl Rl fvank vt Tl o e \ Triumph of Intcliect. A lrainloadof mewly diaficc "oh | abandon altogether or to modify o abeanoy e bl became of age since Jume last can | iy 5 hopeless jam. T N Ty W e I doubt whether history can show | reached their @antonment late in the | oreatly their annual gatherings, Bui been the talk of Germany's for- ¥ : 3y the time they had Bl oo e s veai mane be taken into the ranks of the army “Official!" shrieks Red Tape and his | bands are sure to 5o up like otherlany case of the triumph of intellect | afternoon. By the time the s as a substitute, Boston is to witness a not pea e vnon‘ her ‘n\\v\ innhy without disturbing economic cond«} ery is as false as himself. Tt is not | things in a democracy as remarkable as was | J»d«»\n‘! ‘hlrmnfh '.h(;‘L(\\].v\’ )\N ,i‘.kntim\ gathering on a scale and of a sie. ace u a- ) e : e T e Sk he | and the hands of the doctors, it was | nificance that are alike unique e 3 i k e T Alks | necessary to act slowly, circuitously, the acceptance of conscription by the ; and the hand v X ni 1ue and :'r:(“ 71;:\ upon the initiative of tions or disrupting any of the walks e e Amcrican people when they saw that | hearly midnight. Several of them | inspiring. It will be nothing less than e e }:‘;‘1‘:‘ :‘l “"“i oW ot life. Aside from the good the na- | SUURIEI 10 K € ICR Y e o (s e em war was upon them. They reversed | were awakened at four o'clock the|a great intercollegiate patriotic rally, geer s X lrmlp (O,f o 231:‘ \;2- tion will derive from their services | piece of vocal camouflaze “Where “Hentiott Lid Mr. Meckton in aone of the most deeply grounded tra- | following morning to ass the xoo:ia with thousands of men in attendance, been made public, but most of | the young men themselves will beue- | everybody is somebody. nobody is| burst of seniiment. “vour voice is gi-|ditions of their sacefendiisiony Man)| Infnzenering l;::mff L nv\i’;;"‘eo“"h % ;;r:ixcr:{:;.{"’;n ]Wr{f-p:v;fdf(f"‘h«onv"} ' " gl : 5 o i . | anybody.” Where cvervthing is im- s music to my ears.” it were, in a night, because'they saw | built. sleepy drafted man g s g nselves t sroa 1;,-011;1 v‘TIC”(\,--er::hh Dfi"’tf' oy it vgiral oingthus et 1 Dortant nothing lsets moyed | even then. A trifle Waenerian | that both justice and common sense | feet, he stretched and vawned: duty of the hour. It will be a transiae ¢ IR oo to-me in .(;13“?1& : forded. There should be no divided For Red Tape and Blue Tag the| “Yes, cven then. A trifle Wagneran | required the change.—John Jay Chap- It doesn't take long to spend a | tion of the typical college spirit inta s'n;aea but never with L:lc;r (,Sermosf opinion over this. \ ]same penalty! § perhaps, but still mus man, in the January Atlantic. | nisht in the army.” terms of patriotic service.