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STIMONIALS FOR MEIJIGINES of women mmomnuywuum is that OIN NOwW an up with-the ARINES First to Fight on Land Soa—Alr We-h- }‘ ) ,.:‘:*=:--:’55—_$ Ty of our aation means ; _T’HE LYCEUM Nizht, May 29 Thurs, Pri. and gat. Vivian Martin in “THE WAX MODEXD” High Class Vaudeville > REVELATIONS OF A WIFE By ADELE GARRISON What Happened When Madge Foi-'you wrong bottle. Jim, he say dot lowed Katle’s Advice, ‘When Dicky, irritable with the pain of his sudden mysterious attack, asked me if I intended to give him g bath, I had hard work to keep from laughing outright, he was so ludicrous in his attempted sarcasm. But I wisely #*ve no indication of my amusement. atie gave me a liniment which she says relieves Jim when he has rheuymatism,” I nXphined carefully. “It is to be applied with a brush. Katie says it discolars anything it touches, 5o I am getting these wvld bath towels we.xromt Yyour clothin, Dieky ignot the explanation, “Rhéumatism!" he ejaculated, and his ‘manner of seizing the word re- minded me of the way the puppy he had given me ponnced upon a stick to 'worry it. ‘“‘Rheumatism! I sup- pase you'll be accusing me of having gout next. I haven’t ahy rheumatism. You can just put that in your pipc and smoke it, and if that stuff you got from Katie is a rheumatism remedy, I won't huva any of it on ”I don’t suppose it is a rheumtim remedy,” I returned soothingly. “But Katie' warranted it to relieve a sharp pain in the back such you have, so Please let me¢ put it on.” The little devil af pain that was working at my husband's back evi- dently gave an extra twist to hie tor- ture instruments just then, for Dicky raised himself painfully on one elbow and shouted: ‘“Well, for heaven's sake, put it on! Don’t stand there delivering a lecture about it.. This isn’t any blooming rostrum, you know.’ “Loosen your clothing, then, and turn over upon your face so that I can. expose your back,” I answered “Do you wish me to help Dicky said shortly, but after a few moments’ struggle in which the pain he suffered was reflected in his face, he was glad enough to have me come to the resoue. When he was ready, with his face buried in the pil- lows as if in protest against the whole proceeding, I brought in the dish of mixture and, saturating the brush in it, gave a vigorous swish over bhis batk. - With a yell that would have done justice to the traditional old Com- anche so dear to the hearts of fiction dabblers, Dicky shot upward and out of the bed, upsetting the dish of jiniment in his sudden movement and sending its contents over his back and legs. “You're bumlnt me alive!” he howled with a string of expletives such as T had never before heard from his lps in his angriest moments. “What is that blasted stuff anyway?" ‘He stopped long enough to sniff. “Why, you blooming idiot, it's turpen- tine!” he raved. “If I hadn't had my face in the pillows I wauld have smelled it. Quick! Get something to stop this burning; the stuff blisters. Get some olive ol and bandages quick, and then send for a doctor. O all the—*" T 414 not wait to hear the end of his sentence, but, genuinely fright- ened, flew down the stairs, meeting Katie half way. She was pale with fright ,and had evidently been run- ning. ” “Which Physician— “Oh, Meesis Graham!” she gasped. “I make me vun big meestake, give stuff burn like hell. Did you put it on vet?” “Yes,” I returned shortly, for I was in no amiable mood toward Katie, “gnd Mr Graham is badly burn Bring me the olive oil as quickly as you can.” She went down the stairs two steps at a time, and was back with the olive oil by the time I had sorted out ab- sorbent cotton and bandages. I looked carefully at and even tasted the olive oil to be sure that I did not make any other mistake, and then hurried back to Dicky. He was walking the floor, evidently in torture, but there was mo sign of the inability to use his muscles that had been his before I applied Katie's remedy. Evidently the pain of the burns had driven the other malady away. “Sure you haven't got carbolic acid this time?” he demanded unpleasantly as I entered. “I just tasted the olive oil to be sure the label is right,” I replied. “Now it you'll e down, I'll do the best I can for you.” He obeyed without' further com- ment, and I fdirly flooded his back with the soothing oil and bandaged it well. I could tell from his breathing and the look on his face that the treatment was relieving the pain of his burns,'and iy fear that I had done him some terrible injury Jessened. When I had finished I spoke quietly. “Which physiclan do you wish me to call, Dicky " “Nobody,” he returned sulkily, and turned his face to the wall. “Forgive Me, Sweetheart.” I sat down by the window and looked out over the winter landscape, my heart heavy, my eyes full of tears. It seemed as though Dicky's boorish- ness had drawn a murky veil across the wonderful days we had spent to- gether since our reconciliation. Dicky must have called me twice before I heard him, so absorbed was I in my own bitter reflections. When his voice did strike my consciousness it had entirely lost the rude, angry note which had #o hurt me. “Too disgusted to speak to mie, dear " he said contritely. Ichurried over to the bed and sat down beslde him. ‘Truly, I didn’t hear you, Dicky,” I eaid. *“What can I do for you?" “Forgive me if U can, sweet- art,” he returned,” he returned. *“I know I've been seventeen kinds of a swine in this busiriess, and there isn’t any excuse for me. I just let ‘that devil of a temper af mine get the better of me again, that's all. But if you could forgive me—'" Dicky’s voice was full of the luring love Uit/ that had first won me, that never falls to capture me anew when- ever he chooses to use it. Woman- like, I forgot all ‘his harshness and rudeness and crept into his arms, WIFE DISAPPEARS—ROLL TOO. Peter Beleski of 139 Beaver street reported to the police last night that when he got home from work he found that his wife had packed up her clothes and left the house. Further investigation showed that Mrs. Be- leaki had also taken a bankbook with $300 on deposit which her husband had saved up. Beleski's chief con- cern was whether or not he could stop payment on the $300. SIDE TALKS Just “Getting ‘When 1 was looking at a gown in & toggery shop the other day the head of the department called my clerk aside for a moment. ‘When she came back she was evi- deatly full of something and it pres- ently bubbled over. It seems that a customer had just brought in a gown which my clerk had sold to her a year and a half ago. The customer was col because the sleeves (of Georgette crepe!) were wearing out. She Wanted New Sleeves After Eighteen Months. “She wants us to put in new sleeves,” sald the clerk. “Of course you wont.” She shrugged her shoulders. ‘“‘She’s quite an important customer. I sup- PLANT NOW BARBERRY CAL, PRIVET SPIREA DEUTZIA ¢ HONEYSUCKLE NIEGELA Fine stock. Come out to selection. VIETS’ GREENHOUSES By With It.” pose we will. They're always doing that sort of thing. They knaw they can get by with it.” Fancy! The shop in question is one patron- iZed chiefly by women from the best Bection of the city. What an in- dictment of the women who have bad all the privileges and opportuni- ties in the world! They Don’t Ask Themselves “Is It Fair?” “They know they can get by with it, and so they do {t” In other words they are handicapped by no inhibitions that a sense of honor and fair dealing would impose. A clerk in a big china store tells me that this same class of women will order expensive punch bowels on approval keep them for a day or two (avidently for some function,) and send them back unwashed! I was discussing this situation with a department head on day. “I den’t suppose men do that sort of thing,” I said, “And as women get out into the world more and get a better sense of business honor, they ‘won’t.” Should Men Uphold Their Wives, Right or Wrong? /*“I think so, too,” she said, “but u shouldn’'t wholly exonerate the en. They don’t do it themselves ut they stand by their women.” “Isn’t that natural?” “Perhaps s0,” she said, ‘“but ft seems to me a perfectly square man would try to met at the truth and would try to teach his wife to be square.” It does seem so, doesn’t it? ‘7932’6—-“-—._ THE PHC TO MEIODRAMA OF A THOU ND BIC THRILL THE WHIP lesser |. “THE WHIP” OPENS AT FOX’S SUNDAY “The Whip,” reputed to be one of the greatest of screen masterpieces, has been booked for Fox's theater, MARSHAL JOFFRE IN FRENCH WAR PICTURE Negotiations have been concluded by the management of Keeney's for the showing in this city at-an early date of “Fighting for France,” the big battle film in which Marshal Joffre tdkes a prominent part. Since the visit to Ameriea of the hero of the Marne the picturs hes taken an added interest and is in big demand among theater owners. The dates for, its release for New Britain will be an- nounced later. Other big features to be offered here in the near future in- | clude Fatty Arbuckle in “A Reckless Romeo” and Max Linder in “Max in a Taxi. Tonight's leader will be George Beban in “His Sweetheart.” During the last three days of the week the Paramount company will furnish the feature. The title of the film: is “The. ‘Wax Model.” It is presented by Viv- ian Martin and other pa.n.mo\rnt m.ro v | Household Notes | A glass funnel is most sanitary. Scarlet runner beans are perfectly good to eat, Never use gasoline in a room with a fire or light. Mattresses should always be covered with protectors. A little hammock is an excellent ad- dition to a nursery. is Almost any cereal good with] raisins stirred into fit. Fruit juices and stewed fruits are safest for small children. Kerosene will dissolve the grease that collects in a drain pipe. A good material for a baby's | creepers is heavy black sateen. A “good” table need not by -any means be an expensive table. Save the water in which pouwes are boiled to mix bread with, Remove match marks from paint by rubbing with a piece of lemon. ltching Blisters OnBaby’s Head And Face. Scalp Sore and Red. Itched so Had to Tie Hands. Hair Fell Out. Head Disfigured. Cauticura Healed in 13 Days. had blisters break out on face. scalp was sore he was very cross and fret- ful. The breaking out itched and kept hhn from # and l had w tie :cnfidung. Iru lell out and his head was red. His face wag v n!ece was telli me nlbuu: Cunmn Szu and Omunenn{ and e was healed in thirteen (Sigmd) Mrs. Felix %211916. mhsx. Old Town, Me., "gflénn Soap and Ointment are not only mest vahnblc for the treatment-of rednessand m‘li‘; this city for Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. “The Whip” is full of sensations and gripping moments. It has played in other cities to crowded houses, even though the price charged has been above the ordinary. It is thrilling from start to finish and is said to have more tense situations than any other motion picture ever shown. HER BEACH GOWN IS BUILT LIKE THIS ON THE BOARD WALK. A one-piece of white pongee makes a dainty frock for the shore. In this case the designer has it. He applied the navy soutache in squares and achieved a bolero of real chic. TEETHING BABIES ALL SMILES. Mothers Rest and Stop Worrying. This news may seem too good to be true, but it sure is right. ‘Young mothers are getting wise and listening to the tips experienced mothers are handing out, Hundreds of mothers right in your own home town testify since using “Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup” that teething babies have last all terrors for them, they know they mneed mnot worry after a few doses. As one fond mother expressed “It seems to act Uke a charm, you could see the little one pick un and improve from the I dose.” = : “Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup” sure is a long looked for blessing for teething kiddies, it takes right hold, and mind you not a grain of dope, the formula right on the bottle, too, so you know just what you are giving. No hit or miss about “Mrs Winslow's syrup.” Every mother owes it to the suffer- ing child, to relieve it with “Winslow’s Soothing Syrup.” It does the trick, you can see the little one brace up with the first dose, where before pain and tears, now. smiles and good nature. Ola folks take children’s troubles as a matter of course and think, ‘“Well we all went through them,” sounds . K. but does not help the kiddies, Give the little ones a chance, mother, da your part, get a bottle of “Winslow s Soothing Syrup” today. 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