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LYCEUM One Night, Friday, Oct 27 C. W. Willets Presents “THE SIMP” A Rapid Fire Ammunition Comedy By Zellah Coving- ton, Author of “Some Baby.” “The Simp” will be seen here exactly as New York will see it. PRICES $1:50, 75c, 50c and 25¢ Seats at Crowell's Tuesday Night. R e A G Saturday, Oct. 28th Matinee and Night. Jobn Cort Presents OPERATIC.TRILNPH PRICES—Night, $1.50, .$1.00, 75¢, 25¢. PRICES—Matinee, 50c, 23c. Seat Sale Wednesday 7:30 p. m., Crowell’'s Drug Store. 10: PIRCE VIOTOR HERBERT ORCHBESTRA—10 $1.00, 750, Today and Tomorrow Paramount Plays Pre- sent FANNIE WARD in “EACH PEARL A TEAR” Triangle Plays Present DOROTHY GISH in “GRETCHEN THE GREENHORN” Keystone Comedy Paramount Pictograph WED. and THURS, ATTRACTION EXTRAOCRDINARY ! Mr. William Fox’s Shakespearian Masterpiece ROMEO and JULIET with THEDA BARA Magnificent, Stupendous. 2,500 People in Oast. NO INCREASE IN PRICES! Matinee, 5c; evening, 103 NOTICE! Show Continues on these days, 2 p. m.. 11 p. m. EW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1916. st A STORY YOU OAN BEGIN AT ANY 1IME Her Side---and His How Cora and David Temple Solved Their By ZOE BECKLEY Marital Problems Why Is a Honeymoon? Janet Thayer and Walter Stedman had been five days on that tradi- tional and hallowed emotional excursion called a ‘“honeymoon.” Being a somewhat exceptional pair—both being workers, both being accustomed to think and to exchange views frankly—they looked into each other’s eyes on the fifth day of their new life and said “Why?" Or rather, Janet said it. Walt simply grinned it, understandingly. Men if you notice, are usually more conventional than women, “Now, Waltie, dear,” began Mrs. Walt, setting ocozily on the arm of her husband’s chair. (Good gracious alive! How perfectly funny it seemed to have a husband!) “You're not going to misunderstand or think I'm bored or disillusioned or—or ‘anything tragic if I suggest that we—we go home i pretty soon?” | “Well, madam, I shall at least iry and control my chagrin,” agreed I Walter with mock dignity. “Procesd with your reasons—if you have any."” | “Listen, Walt; I'm really serious about this. I'm afraid! Yes, I'm fl | actually afraid to have a regular, full-sized honeymoon like anybody else’s. [ I wouldn’t risk beginning our life together with a surfeit of each other's company. I wouldn’t risk boredness. If I caught you yawning I'd jump out the window and run for the railway station. If I canght myself sigh- ing I'd run faster yet. “Do you remember the Quintons? moon oodles fessed How they started on their honey- with everything favorable—adored each other, had loads of money, of time, bunches of romantic ideals? And how Bob Quinton con- afterward that they never once spoke to each other on the home- bound railway journey? That they were so completely talked out, so weary of the very sight of each other that they wanted to spend about six months in separate houses in order to get interested again? “Well, I won’t have that happen to us, Walt.”” And Janet gave her spouse a vigorous shake by way of emphasis and questioning, ‘“Certainly not; certainly not, dearest,” rousing himself to fresh won- der at his wife’s good sense. Surely most women never thought of such things. He had braced himself to the conventional idea of two or three whole weeks away from the world, away from his work, activities of his accustomed life. To be sure, these first days had been like the realization of some perfect dream. But Walter Stedman, like the average healthy, busy young man, found more delight In the realization of perfect dreams if lhe.y were not too prolonged. But before he could reply Janet went n: “I suppose honeymoons have grown out of a sensible idea—to give us a chance to get intimately acquainted without the intrusion of friends, work or the commonplaces of life. But for people like us, 'Walt, whose days are to be full of work outside our home there will be a sort of continuous honeymoon. Just coming home at night, getting away from the press of the world, will make each of us a very haven of rest and companionship for the other. ‘We must keep our comradeship fresh and interesting jus‘l because we shall need it too much later on. Why, dear, we shall want to make our home coming a wonderful daily adventure. ~We don’t want to get to know each other too thoroughly now. For we shall have long, delightful evenings together to talk in and tell each other about the day's’ happenings and ambitions and plans and things. “Home is going to be a sweet, dear refuge to us two workaday folks. We sha'n’t depend as much as other people do on outside things lfke the- aters and parties and jaunts. We shall just want each other and a few friends like the Temples. Something tells me, friend husband,” grinned Janet, coming around in front of Walter and bending low to look into his face, ‘‘something tells me we’d best be quitting this dangerous honeymoon and get down to practical hustling—finding a home and purch ’ and tablecloths.” ‘‘Heaven-sent haus-frau! Helpmate of my heart!” cried Walt, ing up and waltzing this most unusual wife of his around the “When’s the next train?” his cronies, the asing chairs jump- room. REVELATIONS OF A WIFE, By ADELE GARRISGON | Why a Stranger’s Stare Made Madge | accompany him into the city, Most Uncomfortable. “Did you say you into town with me this morning, | Madge? If you do, youw'll have to get a move on. I want to catch that 8:2 train. T've got a lot of work I want to finish up before we start Thursday morning, then I won't have to think of the studio for a week.” It was the Monday morning before Katle’s wedding. She had stipulated that she was to be married on Wed- and, as always, when he had a train to catch, he was somewhat irritable, “Hurry now,” he repeated, arank his s wanted to go as he sond cup of coffee, and rose from the table, “I'll give you just two minutes, for I won't have you running and panting along as you did the last time we tried to get the train together. ot tltme for you to walk it in Wont wait for you at ail. You Just take a later train.” or I can and Walcamp in Big “Riding Marie Pathe Serial, With Death.” Grace Darmond in ‘“The ] Shielding Arrow,” From “Treasure Trove.” Carter DeHaven in “Tim- othy Dobbs,” Serial. ‘Wednesday and Thursday, Grace Darling in ‘“Bea- trice Fairfax.” Friday and Saturday Earle Williams in “The Scarlet GRAND s HARTFORD. OF AMERICA With Al K. Hall And An All-Star Cast. Ladies’ Matinee—10¢ LADIES’ NIGHT Fitna Bowling Alleys Each Wednesday Eve. eys open to ladies every Afternoon. WARTFORD ART SGHODL 0th Year Opens Oct. 2.—Course in Costume Iustration-——Conducted e Olmsted CF Institnte, Brooklyn, lar on request. pect St., Y.—Circu- TR ) ke of Pratt § Hargford, Conn. §; e 20t I'm ready now,” I said, smil- ing as I walked by his side into the N& room. I caught up my hat from the table where T had laid it, fastened it upon my head, slipped on ™My coat and took up m a e D v glove® and Dicky grinned gooq 2 ‘ E -naturedly. That's the time you put one over on me.” he said, “but it's's good thing vou did or yow'd be doing the trailin act after me.” i £ What Lillian Satq, “Do you think we'd bhetter lunch together?” Dicky askeq, g 11t tle later. “T'm goIng to be fearwully busy, but I can get away for a ity while if you lke.” I should dearly have lave g lunched with him, but T l:axt":ot‘ia\g: recognize the conventional preocey. pied inflection of his voice when hg propases something for which he req). Iy has no time. “T don’t think we'd better try it to. day, Dicky,” T returned. “I haven’t the slightest idea how long it will take me to find the hat T want. The styles they have are simply atrociaus.” “I know,” Dicky nodded. “They look as if they were designed in a foundry.” He had all the artists genuine aver- sion to ugliness in dress. Fe turned to me with sudden good-humorea vehemence:, “Now for heaven’s sake, Madge,” he nesday, because, as she explained natvely, “she wanted to get washin’, ironin’ all out of way before she left.” ‘As she was to be married early in the morning it gave me a chance to wish her godspeed, and to go to the city in | time to attend the history section of the Lotus Study club, before which I lectured every Wednesday. We were not coming back to the house at all. Dicky's mother had at last sulkily agreed to go to a New York hotel. She was feeling unusually well, and I knew that she was secretly very glad of the chance to live luxurlously at a metropolitan hostelry for a week. Dicky and I were to stay at the hotel with her the first night and take the Hudson river boat Thursday. Dicky had written engaging a room for us at the farmhouse, of which he had spoken to me. A trunk contain- ing all the thines he and T would need had been expressed up there, so that a small bag was all the luggage wo had to bother with. | Dicky was to escart his mother to the cfty early in the forenoon. while 1. after seeing that everything was safely locked up for our absence, was to follow on a later train. try to | ( “Im Ready Now.” The puppy Dicky had brought me T intended to trust to the care of Eddie Hoch, the good-natured, freckled lad who did our errands. and whose mother and sister had caused me such | discomfort by thelr gossin. T did not | $2ld, earnestly, “don’t go to laoking at cuite like to give the dog into Fddie's | Prices first when you get this hat. Gave Her and Strength. Helped The Children, inst but T needed something more preten- tious for the ¢ al eves of the! wamen of the studv club. Therefors, T had told Dicky that T intended tol i | care, but T had found that he was an }ind out what suits your face and unusually zood-hearted hoy and very | N&ve it made of the best materials, fond of animals. so T ventured it. and then pay the price. TIf you're The beautin Amgora which was | Pound to keep up those fool lectures Dicky's frst honsekeening present 1o | Defore those old frumps, at least lot | me, and which had been the cause of | NeM see that you don’t need the | our first quarrel. Dickv had carrled in | MOneY they ive you. | n basket the Saturday before to - Tillian Underwood’s home. She had M Trommised i eare tor 1t aurne our MOTHER GAINED 30 POUNDS absence. and threatened ta keep it N fierarA | Father John's Medicine The meeting of the Totus club,| . New Health which T was to address on Wednesdav, | was the first meeting of the gmmm,‘ e for. Teniera wedaime, 7| o MPS 148 M. Butters, ot Watervine, vs : se, un- m‘q-vn‘y felt sport sailor T had been | til I began taking Father John’s Med- wearing, when T wore'a hat at all, wag | 1¢ine which built me up in flesh and R las #or v mountaln oy |!Strength. T gwined 30 pounds while '| taking it. I.have used Father John’s | Medicine for my children with good success.” Signed Mrs. Tda M. Butters, 37 King Street, Waterville, Me, We've not to allow plenty| _simple, One With Enthusiasm. We were talking sbout a form of social injustice which particulariy arouses a friend of mine. “Sometimes I think I will try to start a crusade against it,” she said, “but what can one unimportant per- son like me do against a great evil?” “If you have enthusiasm enough, you might do a great deal.”” ““Oh, I-don’t know,” she said, doubt- fully. “I have enthusiasm enough but what can one person accomplish even if she is enthusiastic?"” “Almost everything,” I sald. And I meant it, The World Has Been Moved By One ‘With Enthusiasm. World-wide movements have been | started asm. That is because one person enthusiasm is not long one Enthusiasm is contagious. Take the Sunshine Bulletin and the natlon-wide work for blind babies. Both of these exist today because, when Cynthia Westover Alden found in the course of her newspaper worl that there was no home to which ta send a blind baby whose parents could not take care of it, she was not sat- isfled to say, “This is terrible, but what can one person do about it?” Instead, she set about arousing the world to this need. She has done it, and incidentally produced that world blessing, the Sunshine Bulletin. by one person and enthus with person. MAY IRWIN JUST AS GOOD AS EVER It was all May Irwin, the Queen of Laughter, who held forth at the Ly- ceum Saturday night. True she car- ried with her a vehicle of fun, one that bore the appellation “33 Wash- ington Square,” but that is a matter of little interest. The play was writ- ten, it just had to be written, around the genial ‘Miss Irwin, of whom it may be said, “There is no other.” She is just as jovial and jolly today as was, well, say several years ago. For ever since Miss Irwin announced her- self as an ardent supporter of wom- an suffrage she has somewhat grace- fully declined to mention her years, aying, in her off-hand fashion, that a man is as old as he looks, and a woman as old as she feels like be-- ing.” All of which is very truthfully put. And which also accounts for the amount of fun that May Irwin can inject into a thdee hour performance. Back in the olden days, back in the 2o0d old d May Irwin ranked as the leading singer of coon songs in the country. Those who saw the performance Saturday night were treated to some of Miss Irwin’s vocal cfforts and everyone was pleased. Despite the fact that a small audi- ence was present “33 Washington Square” furnished no end of enthusi- Frfom the rise of the curtain until the climax there is not a dull moment in this play. The plot 1is showlng the efforts of a so- clety lady, Mrs. De Puyster, to sup- port a Packard appetite on a Ford income also a colleze bred son who confesses that he is not considered capable of drawing a $1 a week sal- a Traveling Furope Is one of the fashions that Mrs. De Puyster’s set indulged in annually ,but when she is informed that her dividends have been stopped as well as her credit at the bank, consternation overcomes her. Her scheming and plotting 1is indulged in and it is decided that a substitute for Mrs. De Puyster shall make the trip while she will remain in her home for the three months. Her son has a sweetheart who is the daughter of a plumber, to whom he breaks the news of his intoion to wed, much to the discomfiture of his ma- ternal parent. Fe is driven from the house, hut on what he supposes is his mother’s trip abroad lie returns f occupy the palatial residence during her absence. This turn of affairs completely overwhelms Mrs. De Puy- ster, who, fearing heing caught in the deception. decides to take up hoard- ing in a house conducted by Mrs. Gil- bert. TRut the social standing of the place, together with the disposition of Mrs. Gilbert with the actions of Dr. Pyecroft, who turns out to be a thug, forces Mrs. De Puyster and Matilda, her ser- vant (Miss Trwin) to seek sheler back at their former abode. The final act, showing the usual meeting of mother and son, in which the deception is told by Mrs. De Puyster and the rec- onciliation follows. Aldrich Bowker in the role of Wil- liam, a butler, played the part in a highly acceptable manner. Donald Meek in the double role part—Pye- croft-Thomas Presten role, had a d ficult task with plenty of opportunity of overdoing it, which did not occur. Marie Burke as Mrs. Gilbert, Zenaide Williams as Olivette Harmon and Jo- seph Woodburn as Judge Harvey were good. The Kind You Have Always Bought — ot Tz asm. together Bears the ' fignature of beautiful | {One Man and Ten ‘Thousand Babies. When Rufus ?. Tobey saw the! babies in the Boston streets dving of the heat and thought of his own little girl safe at the seashore, he was not content to say “This has to | be.” Instead, he set his heart on | glving these babies a chance at the sea breezes, and the Boston Floating Hospital; the wonderful hospital ship which carried hundreds of sick babies down the harbor every day, is the outcome of that determination. Everyone knows what came Mrs. Rice's determination that unnecessary noises of the should be lessened, One Woman and a Milloin Mothe: And did anything ever spread more like wildfire than Miss Anna Jarvis’ wish to do honor to the mothers of the world? I don't know who _started “Anti-Tuberculosis’” and *“Do Shopping Ear crusades, have had such tremendous _results in the last few years. Perhaps some reader friend can tells me if it was one enthusiast who ~got the world started. How 1 wish these words might slve the final impetus to someone! Do not be afrald! Remember this. | The sense of this word among the of the world the Your that ws for Theater Goers and Women R Young Men Like t “Newest Styles” And here they are: Ana best of all, vour request “Charge Tt” gives you the Clothin wear while you are paying for i convenient Weekly Payments. SUITS AT $10.00 SUIT AT $12.00 SUITS AT $14.00 UP TO $32.00 eaders | Snappy Suits and Nobby Overcoats that will please all who admire the Best in Clothing. )2 he to g to t in a |OVERCOATS $12 u nd P \ €87—685 MAIN STREET HARTFORD. H HATS SHOES FURNISHINGS Greeks affords the worthiest defini- tion of it—"Enthusiasm signifies ‘God in Us “THE PRINCESS PAT” MUSICAL SUCCESS No American composer has better knowledge of the art of color in or- chestration; none has as great ability in creating atmosphere in music; t none can produce a more enjoyable operetta than Victor Herbert at his best. None can shake such a wealth i of delightful melodies out of his sleeve, and he was in his best mood when he wrote “The Princess Pat,” which John Cort will present with Miss Ruth Welch and a recognized cast from the Cort theater, New York, after its long triumphant run, at the Russwin Lyceum Saturday afternoon and evening. It is not alone the mu- sic, however, that goes to make “The Princess Pat,” so agreeable an offering. ~ The hook and lyrics of Henry Blossom are brilllant and in just keeping with the excellent score. Then there is Ruth Welch and the rest of the clever cast, the ensemble and the stage setting: In the plot Grace Holbrook is going to marry An- i thony Schmalz, an old duffer with a [ lot of money. This to save her uncle from bankruptcy. Schmalz’s scrape- goat son, Tony, with his new found, sort of adventurer friend, Bob Dar- row, appears on the scene and falls in love with Grace. Old Schmalz is rather a gay person and becomes infatuateds with the Princess di Mon- taldo, wife of an Italian nobleman when she is on a visit to Grace. The Prince has been neglecting his wi and she concludes, with Darrow’s as- sistance, to teach hoth her husband and Schmalz a lesson, Princess Pat enters into a wild flirtation with old Schmalz, driving her husband nearly wild with jealousy, and Grace suc- ceeds in getting rid of Schmalz in the posure which naturally follows; elopes with Tony apd is married while the other couples are reconciled. It all serves to bring about many amus- ing complications and gives Mr. Her- bert ample opoprtunity to compose better music than he has written in some time. The cast will include Effie Toye, William Dawson, Carl Stoll, Frank Rose, George O’Donnell, Raymond Ellis, Tots Harks, Ethel Dennison and Ben Hendricks. T | Menu for (Bissisige Tomormwj | Brealkfast Baked Apples Codfish Balls 1ked Potatoes Diamonds Coffee Dinner Clear Soup | Roast Chicken Grape Jelly | Creamed Onions Sweet . Potato Balls Waldorf Saiad Caramel Tce Cream Coffee Supper Cheese Pudiing Lettuce Salad | Lemon Layer Cake ! Fruit Tea | Codfish Balls—Mash potatoes to a cream; allow half as mueh potato as you have fish. Mix and heat; when hot, beat in one egg, add salt and pep- per to taste. Let paste get cold, make into balls, roll in fiour, then brush over with beaten ege, roll in fine bread crumbs, fry in smoking hot fat. Drain and serve. Creamed Onions—Peel, cover with Loiling salt water and boil until ten- Drain, add milk to cover, reheat, h salt, pepper, and one ta- blespoonful butter. i i > | Might,” a Keystone | Novelties of various sorts will be in- i realistic reproductions of Hawali, be- !ing a facsimile of the famous Waikiki |BARA AS JULIET | peare’s immortal masterpiece “Romeo | attraction at Fox's , scenes. | ( EACH PEARL A TEAR IS FOX’S OFFERING Miss Fannie Ward, the beautiful screen star will be seen at Fox's to- day and tomorrow in Jesse L. Lasky’s production of “Each Pearl a Tear.” { The story has to do with a young girl who is led to believe by an un- scrupulous millionaire, that she lost a valuable string of pearls. She | is forced to work for him to repay this ! loss. | has the pearls, and uses them to { wreck him financially, at the same | time bringing wealth to her sweet- | heart is brought about in an unusual and striking manner in this feature. The supporting cast includes such well known players as Jack Dean, Paul Welgel and Jane Wolff. For these two days the Trlangle will offer Dorothy Gish as “Gretchen the Green- horn.” In this latest Fine Arts features Dorothy Gish appeals as a lassle from Holland who comes to the | United States ta join her father, who has saved enough money to send for | her to come to him. While here she finds peril, adventure and ultimate happiness. One of the thrilling scenes | Misca SToRE has | How she discovers that he still | | Tt required an entire moving pictume ! studio, a replica of the fourteenth | century Verona, and a large country | estate for presentation. Has twenty- |one characters, one hundred and twenty en minor performers and | about twenty-five hundred super- numeraries, The star, Theda Bara, whose meteoric rise to fame followed the enormous success af her first mov- | ing picture “A Fool There Was,”’ hia | reached that stage in her career where she feels capable of interpre- ting the characters of the master | dramatist. Her protrayal of the | heroine of “Romeo and Juliet will mark her first venture into the land where the fantastic figures of the | Blizabethan poet hold sway. The supporting cast is without compari- son and includes among others Hartg Hillard, as Romeo, Walter Law, Glen | White, John Webb Dillon, Helen | Tracey and Alice Gale. Due to the enormous interest in this production ;thc performance on Wednesday and | Thursday will be continuous from 2 {to 11 p. m. without any stop being made during the supper hour. Theres will be no increase in admission for | this feature, ' THREE SERIALS ON [ of this feature is a fight on the water| KEENEY BILL TONIGHT ! between a band of counterfeiters on | a high speed motor baat and harbor olice on a revenue cutter. ‘“Lover's play, featuring | Fred Mace, and the Parmount News- paper of the screen the Pictograph, | will make up the balance of this inter- | esting and instructive program. l“MAIDS OF AMERICA | AT GRAND THEATER | Noted for his unique camedy work, | A1 K. Hall, who heads the comedy | department of ‘“Maids of America," will appear at the Grand theater, | Hartford, all this week, with dafly | matinees. M. Hall, and his co-star, | | Bobby Barry, will offer some clever | specialties. Others who help in the | fun will be Harvey Brooks, Bob Cal- | ;vel"(, Ed Bisland and Tony Shane.| troduced during the action af the]| “Maids of America.” The chorus will he equipped Wwith beautiful costumes, | and their dancing and singing are| above the average. Among the | scenes in the show this week will be Beach, a well known watering place a short distance from Honolulu. The artistic coloring and light effects give the natural settings, and the entire production is up to the mark. A FILM TRIUMPH Theda Bara the most widely known of screen actfestes, wiil make ncr re- appearancs on the screen in Shakes- | and Juliet,” which will be the star Wednesday and Thursday of this week. The scenario of this magnificent photoplay produc- | tion was drawnup with the most scrupulous care in an effort to keep the screen version as near the text of the play as possible, An entire staff of artists at the William Fox offices re emplyed in fashioning scenery, arranging details, and providing back- grounds to the story. The film is over seven reels in length, and con- | four hundred and thirteen The action of the piece takes in sixty-eight different places. place : The chapters promised j second part Episodes in three big serlals are scheduled for Keeney’s tonight and tomorrow and the attendance on both days should be heavy as the city’s photoplay lovers are following the filmed narratives with enthusiasm. are: “Riding from the Pathe's great which Marie Walcamp Is “The Shielding Arrow,” the of “Treasure Trove,’” Grace Darmond playing the lead and | “Timothy Dobbs, That's Me,” witK Carter DeHaven in the title role. This witt be in addition to the regular Ur versal releases and a five-part dra- matic contribution. Prominent stars will be seen nesday and Thursday in the Feather feature, “The Isle of On these days there will be fode ‘in the “Beatrice Fairfax while on Friday and Saturday Willlams will bow in the mile-a-min- ute serie: he Scaxlet Runner." Twenty reels of film are booked for each day and the patrons are given a five-hour entertalnment, seeing no number twice. Three acts of vaude- sille contribute to the success of the program. & With Death,” serial in eatured; Wed- Red Life.” TO THE LYCEUM Girls do change. Simpson High- tower discovered this fact. Simpson . known to his friend in a Wall Streef office as The Simp, could not see any- thing in any New York girl because he had left his heart back in High- tower, New Hampshire, whence ho had gone as a young man. He was loyal to Tiny, the girl back home, even though she had cast him aside for a chap who owned a button factory, whereas The Simp owned nothin But he thought of her and talked of her. Then, after a lapse of years, he met her. Well, see “The Simp” for the amusing deveopments aftar this meeting. = “The Simp” is Zellah Covington's latest comedy, and it Is coming to the Lyceam Friday night where it will be presented by Clar- ence W, Willets with as talented a cast as has ever appeared in this c “The Simp” is going from here direct to New York. It will be seen here with the entire New York company’ and production, Seats Tuesday.