New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 7, 1916, Page 4

E OF THE NIGHT” IS FOX OFFERING pilllam H. Thompson and Marjory fon are starred in the latest Tri- fle play, “The Eye of the Night,” h is to be one of the attractions '0x’s tomorrow and Saturday. She id him—trusted him-—and the e to be married, but when the war ds gathered he d to go to the pt—and then the baby was born. NEW. RRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1916. A STORY YOU CAN BEGIN AT ANY TIME Her Side---and His How Cora and David Temple Solved Thelr By ZOE BECKELEY Marital Froblems is a Triangle play that reaches t down into your heart and gets A remarkable scene in the photo- shows an ocean transport rock- in a raging storm with the officers crew on duty. h addition to above the Paramount s will present the facinating en star, Mae Murray, in “The pm Girl.” This story has to do h a child of the slums who, be- ng her dissolute father killed, away from her tenement home. has found a volume of “King Ar- and His Knights of the Round e,” and her romantic brain pic- s Sir Galahad coming to her res- She finally is taken into an or- age and while there come face mce with her knight at a next fancy dress ball. How she is n from the orphanage, saves her ptheart’s sister from the clutches n unscrupulous crook, again en- hters her father and eventually is led with the ngan she loves, is heht abdut by a series of unusual fients. “The Social Cub,” a Ke e comedy, and the Burton-Holme: yelogue will make up the balance e program. br today the Willlam Fox master- e, “The Unwelcome Mother T caused a great sensation at both ormances vesterday, the eighth ter of ‘‘Gloria’s Romance,” fea- g Billie Burke, the Pathe Week- he George Ovey comedy, “Jerry the Counterfeiters,” and the “See rica First” travel film, will be Tonight “BEATRICE FAIRF: New Episode “BILLIE’S ROMANCE” Py * “LOVE’'S BOOMERANG” gy “TRIUMPH OF TRUTH” AL Fri. and Sat. Lillian Walker In “THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN” iy All Next Week Charlie Chaplin In “THE COUNT.” TODAY ONLY Mr. William Fox Presents Walter Law All Star Cast of Fox Players IN “The Unwelcome Mother” BILLIE BURKE “GLORIA’S Chapter N OMANCE” 8. PATHE w KLY GEORGF SERRY AMERICA FIRST” OVF AND THE FEITERS” S COUN- Matinee Evening 10c¢ THEATRE Hartford GRAND Pwice Dail and a Big Company of 50 Peco- ple in— “HELLO NEW YORK” Direct from its run of 120 per- formances at the Columbia Theater, N. Y. City. Ladies' Matinee Every Day, 10c, # Except Saturdays and Holldays. ! Unwelcom e Luxury. David Temple had come home from an all-day session with Donnely and other political potentat David saw s proaching him from their guarter. He had bee up a new tenement house code which Dan Rourke! of aldermen would pass as soon as completed. And he had every reason to suspect the code was tc be a piece of stupendous graft for landlords and builders and a source of danger #nd evil to tenement dwe He had come home dead tired—tired of the ceasele le with the Rourkes and the Donnclys for betterment, tired of their personalities, tired with the sweat and dust of the striggle for existence. Cora had prepared one of ‘those delicious little dinners which somehow had the: impress of her personality mple, vet full of good quality; de- licious, yet npt rich; plentiful, but not plethoric, and with a spice of dif- ferentness distinetly her own. Both looked forward to a quiet, delightful, companionable evening at home. They weré just about to sit down when the hallboy telephoned up: “Mr. Manx and friends calling. They say you expected them. They are wait- ing for you in autos The Temples looked aghast at cach other. Suddenly Cora cried, “Oh, id, it’s my fault. At the clambake he insisted he'd call to take us out night. I think he named an cvening. I only said, “We'll sce,” suppc g he would forget. e took that for a prom to come and here he She was so0 near to tears that David could to her crushed. “It's all to stand him niore. Half an hour later they came out of the house and were greeted Manx and five of his friends, in couples, occupying two limousines. David perfunctorily apologized for the delay of dressing and as per- Rourke, wpidly ap- t in drawing s henchmen in the hoard not bear see o You hours Chick! several right, for did now. I am only sorry we'll have he doesn’t bother you any it for me. I'll see by “HELLO, NEW YORK” AT GRAND THEATER “Professor Dope” has won for him- self a place as one of the most popu- ar characters on the burlesque stage and the simple announcement Lew Kelly, as the professor is appearing in Hartford would guaran- tee a crowded houso wherever he ap- pearcd. But this season Lew Kelly (has a new show, and is better than cver before. “Hello, New York,” the 10w with which he kept New York wighing all summer is at the Grand or the week, with tl me company nery and costumes wich made the New York hit at the Columbia ter. “IHello, New York” is a novelty all the way through and tho { book, written by Junic McCree is nov. el and clever in every line, and giv Kelly a splendid chance to do his best work in the part of “Professor Dope. There are scventeen in the plece introducing pretty and spectacu- lar effects One scene of especial beau- ty is that in which from the entrance to the public library in New York the | scene is transformed to an exterior | ¢ of the United States capitol at | on, and from that to a huge tleship. The cast supporting Mr. Kelly includes the two former favor- ites his support Lon Haskall and James Tenbrooke while there are a number of vaudeville specialties so cleverly introduced that they seem to be a part of the plot. The vaudeville part of the program is headed by the O'Brien brothers, a team of whirl- scenes News for Theater Goers and Women R functorily Manx’s stripe and their company, which they friends, turned into a garish, costly Cora. you use up that flzz water!" Manx. replied dryly. them, it would be pure was Manx shot him a fleeting frown. on my friends now and then,” rose rash words. acknowledged introductions to select members of were to see that night. The dinner the Tembples were to have by themselves in their little flat affair in a notorious ¢ Lobster Square, with champagne as table water. “By the way, Mrs. Temple, how are you folks enjoying the chamip T sent you?” Manx called out as he was pouring an David shot a questioning look at Cora. of champagne and orchids coming from Manx. of a doubt as to why she had not mentioned to him these opulent g knew she did not want to add to his problems. “Champagne and orchids are not much to our taste, T am afraid,” zuests, politicians of The Sporting Widow”” the other baret caravanserai in gne undesired for = “I know the orchids didn’t last long. But there’s plenty more when It was the first he There W had heard as not the shadow fts. He But his anger rose at he “So, while Mrs. Temple appreciated your spirit in sending e to do so again.” “I don’t mind wasting a little coin he sald. David and Cora winced at the word “my friends,” and to David’s lips But he held them back for a more effective time. REVELATIONSOF A By ADELE GARRIZON Grace Draper Accepted Ilarry Underwood's Offer. Lillian Underwood did nat share the pity I felt for Grace Draper. In spite of the fact that the girl had made a futile attempt to drown me, T could not help fecling sorry for the agony of mind she must be en- during in the alternative Lillian had piven her of going out of Dicky’s lifo forever or having her murderous at- tempt made known. But Lillian was pitiless. After the dinner was over and Jim and Katle, with all the earmarks of an engrossing courtship their own dinner, I heard Lilllan say to Miss Draper in a low volce: “Dan’t forget that you are to tell Dicky and Harry of your future plans Lefore we leave the island.” “I shall not forget,” the girl plied, but it was not until we were slmost ready to board the boat for the homeward trip that she fulfilled her promise. What she said to Harry Underwood T do not know, for I did not hear the conversation. I think she was wait- ing for an opportunity to sce Dicky alone, but from the moment he car- re- left my side but once, so she was compelled to say what she had to sayv in my presence, althaugh I would rladly have been anywhere else. face was colorless, her eyes sombre, Lut her volce was controlled and even as she spoke to Dicky. “Mr. Graham, will it matter very studia again? Mr. Underwood’s offer, and if T do T shall need every minute in prepara- tion. I can run in tomorrow and get my things.” “Why, I don’t think I shall be in the studio tomorraw. I want to stay at home and take care of Mrs. Gra- ham, but you won’t need me. You can get your things out without me.” “Very well,” the girl turned away coally. Neither then nor afterward did she attempt to bid either of us good-by. 1 watched Dicky's face narrowly, fer T could not help but wonder what he might feel at this unceremonious been so closely associated. But to my wild delight thd only expression T saw in his face was one of undisguised relief. What Dicky surmised concerning the events of the afternoon I do not know. must have known that the girl was madly in love with him. Something had fatuation into which slipping so rapidly. Had he oven pursuit of him? to what lengths hér de driven her? Had the he had peration ock of my h'm into a fresh realiza for me? ion of hig love Left Alone Together. . T felt too weak even to guess the solution of the riddle. All I to do was to nestle close to Dicky's side, to be taken care of and petted like a baby. The ride home through the sunset was a quiet one. the happiest hours of my life, What Dicky’s Face Disclosed When | ried me out to the dinner, Dicky never | Her | much if I do not come back to tho | I've decided to accept | doparture of a girl with whom he had | He | ppened to put an end to the in- | been | become tired of the girl's| Had he guessed | had | narrow escape from drawning startled | wanted | To me it was one of | | others of the party left us | bome | dent a were eating | | derwaoa, j of the: Di gile piece of chi at in the most sheltered corner of the boat and held me securely against him, pro- tecting me with his arm from any sudden lurch or jolt the boat might give. Seemingly by a tacit agreement the to our- selves. They talked in subdued tones, apparently unwilling to spoil the won- derful beauty of the twilight ride with much conversation. Katie and Jim, however, had such qualms. Somewlere in the process of cooking dinner Jim evi- d left the shyness which had earlier in the day, and he a no been his talk, raugh banter and Katie's squeals finally laughter. became so | boisterous that my sense of decorum protested. “I suppose I ought to tell her to be more quiet,’ 1ggested. “Nonsense,” Dicky retarted, draw- ing me tighter, “I'm so happy tonight I certainly don’t feel like with any other chap's courtship.” The Da Ena. My heart sang at his words. Tt kept on singing all through the jour- ney home. When the boat landed, Harry Un- Dicky’s suggestion, tele- phoned for taxis to meet the littlo trolley upon which we journeyed from the beach to Crest Haven. One bore the Durlkees ana Grace Draper to their homes; the ather was to carry Harry and Lillian with Dicky and me to the old Brennan house. Dr. Pettit, who was to take a train back to the city, came up to us after we were seated in the tax “I would advise that you ga directly to bed, Mrs. Graham,” he said, with his most professional air. ‘“You - have had an unusual shock, ang rest is the one imperative thing.” =T I felt that common courtesy de- manded that I extend an invitation to the phy call at our homo when next ame to Marvin, but fear of Dicky Jle displeasure tied my tongue. I could not do any- thing to jeopardize the happiness so | newly restorea to me. To my great surprise, Dicky extended his toward the young ph: “Thanks ever so much, old man,” he said cordially, “for the way you pulled the little lady through this af- ternoon, Don't forget to come to come to sce us when next you're in Marvin. I was tucked safely into Dicky's hed, which he insisted on my sharing, saying that hie could take care of me Dbetter thetre than in my own room, when he gave me the explanation of Dbis cordiality “I'm not particularly stuck on that | Goctor chap,” he said, tucking the | coverlet about me With avWward | tenderness, “but I'm so thankful to- | night, T just can’t be sour on any- body.” weotheart, his cheek to nearly I lost cchoed the ex: speak aloud: ‘Ah! Dicky, to think how { I lost you.” however, hand beamingly clan: sweetheart.” He put mine. ‘““To think how ou! And my heart amation I could not nearly fussing over me as if I were | and Katie kept up a running fire of | interfering | wind acrobats who furnish a spectac- ular act. The chorus numbers are also worthy of special mention, and the chorus of mixed voices a fea- ture in itself. SAVE YOUR MONEY Every day during the ensuing week —September 11 to 16, in the evening as well as during the day, one of the finest of the country fairs in ngland will hold forth at Berlin. | The Connecticut State Agricultur: clety has been for soveral months fectly arrangements for { fair, which is sure to cclips other previous success of the socle: The only requirement now is plea: ant weather. There are approximately terent departments offering attractions iat this fair. Cattle, oxen and steer sheep, swine, fruit, vegetables, horses, | agricultural implements, dairy, culin- arts, fine arts and domestic manu- facture, school work, floriculture, poultry and children’s gardens are | only a few. A train of over 200 c would be required for the conve ance of the various cxhibits to be | seen at the fair this year. Last year the total number of cars with ship- ments for the fair numbered 160. The horse racing program is as fol- lows: Tuesday, , purse $400; 2:18 trot, purse 21 pace, purse 300; Wednesday, 2:15 trot, purse $400; pace, purse $300; Thur: Governor's day, 2:18 pace, purse 300; 4 trot, purse $300; Friday, 2:15 pace, purse $400; 2:28 trot, purse $300. On Monday opening day children will be admitted to the grounds free. Thousands will undoubtedly attend because of the extra special program for their benefit. On Thursday Governor Holcomb and his staff and other state politicians will be present. Saturday will be the closing day and motorcycle races The attr: fifty di 2:27 ctions for every afternoon by the Columl San Francisco, ifornia. TForty-two boy now on their second tour around ‘fl\(‘, world, present a demonstration sing, dance, of boy build training. pryamids, They tumble FOR BERLIN FAIR | New | rc on the program. | { and evening will include performances | a Park Boys' band of most remarkable | and various other things. On Mon- da afternoons and every night they will introduce new Other free attractions offered are Va.lccita's trained leopards; the Mont- | rose troupe of acroba Oliver, dare | | devil diver; the Savages and others. Grand fireworks displays with | change of programs will be given every night. State departments have planned ex- tra special displays for this vear's | fair. The state extension society can- | ning and prese | popular with the ladie Berlin is right in Connecticut and { the finest of state , will be seen. the center of highways. MENU FOR TOMORROW Ireakfast Bananas Cereal with Cream ked Fish in White Sauce : Coftee Lanch Cold Ham Lemon Jelly Iced Tea Dinner Boiled Fish 5 Savce String Beans Scalloped Potatoes Lettuce Salad Chocolate elairs Coffee Boiled Fish—Boil the fish in boiling water containing a little salt, bay 1 two tablespoonfuls vinegar and spris of parsley. Bring quickly to the boil and keep just below boiling point un- til ready. Serve with egg sauce, which is made by adding two finely chopped hard bofled cggs to some white sanee: Stri Remove all strings from s. Cut in inch plece Wash, and cook in boiling water for fifteen minutes. And sali and until tender, Drain, ada butter, and pepper. A pieco of salt cooked with béans ig considered many an improvement, the b coolk it pork by A lJetter friend wants what I think me to say constitutes really amusing jest. One might as well aslk what 2ower is the most lovely or what type of beauty is the most att In other words, “a jest's pr lies in the ear of him that hears it” as well as in its intrinsic racter. The element of absurdity and exa seration Is sald to be the prime cha acteristic of the typical American Jest. a The Element of Absurdity. Take, for instance, the old story of the man who dislikes the household cat. Doubtless you remember it. Wife: “Did we remember to leave anything for kitty to eat while we are gone?” Husband: “Oh, salmon on the opener besido it! That is a typical American jest. The more literal type of mind would probably assure us that the cat couldn’t open the salmon. There is one type of humor that ar peals particularly to men. This is what I call the clown humor—that is, the sort of jest in which someone gets knocked down or outwitted or left behind or something of the sort. For Instance, read to a man the passage in “Three Men in a Boat” in which, whilo the three are swimming, one of their shirts is knocked out of the boat and George (or Is it Harris?) thinks this is wonderfully funny until he finds it is his own shirt. There isn't a man living who won’t chuckle heartily over yes, I put a can of floor with the can George’s chagrin. A woman wouldn’t find it half so amusing. Puns Have Been Discredited. Puns have been discredited Dby the pretty thoroughly wrprising univer- sallty of the saying, “A pun the lowest form of jest.”” I can well imag- ine who said that first—someone who was associated with a superior who had tho terrible facility of making a pun a dozen times a day and who ex- pected a laugh for every one. Pc son nlthough they do not greatly rving demonstration, so | approachable by | eaders I R AR NN NOONDAY LUNCH I1TA Mto2P M FOR MEN AND WOMEN 25¢ HUDSON LUNCH 284 MAIN STREET COMMON SENSE Medical Experts agree that Bad-Teeth are one of the main causes of bad health. places cavities containing remnants of past meals, Furthermore, Disease germs find natural breathing in what is more embarrassment than to have a row or decayed, unclean teeth? Days of Pain in Dental Work Over or at least with progressive Dentists. to the use of ERYTHIVE (for the (which you breathe.) Come in and Have your Tceth Examined Free of Charge. DO IT TODAY. DR. LEONARD’S DENTISTS (Graduate and Regstered Dentis ROOM 10, BOOTH'S BLOCK. T This happy condition is due gums) or NAP-A-MINUTE s Only.) OPEN 8 A. M. to 9 P. M. 1. 2096, AR AR AR LS THE GOOD NEWS SPREADS and our business grows larger, and the prices smaller amuse me, the ability to make puns seems so wonderful (I never accom- plished but two in my life) that would scarcely call them the lowe: form of wit. Besides, T reserv distinction for another form of called wit. But that’s another story The Jest That Makes You Think. A jest that makes you think own favorite type of humor. You laugh and then you think. A splen- did example of this is the following story quoted by Agnes Repplier: woman who had been a very wealthy and fashionable person goes to Heaven. St. Peter leads her first through the beautiful streets, then into a less desirable mneighborhood, and, finally, into a narrow, unlovely street. Ho stops before a miserable little house. ‘This,’ says St. Peter, ‘s your habitation.” ‘But I could not pos- bly live in any place so shabby and inadequate.” ‘I am sorry, Madam; but we have done the best we could with the materials you furnished.’” People come here from all parts of the city. Whenever they need anything in our line they think of us. We have furnished more cosy homes than we We have done it to the owner satisfaction, and we can do the same thing for you. could possibly name. We Carry a Complete Line of Stove Repairs. LOUIS HERRUP 1052-58 Main St., Hartford. Near Morgan