New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 15, 1916, Page 6

NEW, BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, AUGUST 15, 1916. w BRiIA{N iiflRALD Under these circumstances it does FACTS AND FANCIES. Vanishing Favorites. sembly used to comment good-na- HAVE A HEART. [ not seem fitting that scientific men (New York Tribune) | turedly upon Woodruft's hair, which is b e 7 o 1 ¥ OB e . W HAT OTH!&RS SAY curly and of a fine silken texture.| Be Kasy With Central, the Voice af What has become of the ghosts of : i 3 3 gentleman of a little girl. | yesterday, the apbaritions that made = omehody began calling him “FFuzzy the Other End of the Wire a = o S, Sir; it's the whisper af a laugh.” sr—the s es that were un- Views on all sldes of timely and the name spread through the capi- I o o - lays, when % 931y (Sunday exceptod) at 4:15 B. m. | the Government has been degraded by | — Angwe, e o s i . il % tol ah icey Lo trer al erald Bu 87 Church Sf | swers, canny reading alone at midnight? questions as discussed in ex . cven the calmest are apt to suffer a t President Wilson’s appointments or | R , %4 s 0 i 4 o oG o On the final day of the session, the i e s and it is Ted at the Post Dfce at New Brit Er There they stand on the shelf, unread, changes that come to th 3 imes with frozzled nerves and as Becond “Class Mall Matter the implication that his interest in| ANd mow there is a shortage of | their spell departed, “The Mysteries of Hernld Oflice. customary amount of horseplay Was | puop eagier for most of us to Keer that work has been that of a partisan, | 20¥S: The first intimation of this| Udolpho” leading them all, unless 1t thiodaeneiin e L gt "‘H’i ot-tempered than cool-headed, tha to any part ot the oty | (o 0T o hose | WoTrisome state of affairs comes in| bo Frankenstein’s monster; but he, we = s : Sl Weok o icanis atsoniud (MNSClentinc mentivl il ot o cnesol B nallis ooy e S R e el R SR e B e Southern Cotton Mils. | introduced a hill declaring that the N , s y an a name of Lorenzo Woodruff had long | " h' BF D00 Teo 00 ihe girl we for paper to be sent by mall, | o i St = e ] t by . : ’ - : Payabie in advance. 40 Conts o Moatn, | {20t to g0 unchallenged. The above- | company of its purpose 0 turn aver | gory of good and evil, and so is “Tho | (From the New York Journal of | iRe of JArcrs S Cety T MG (G0 | The Pensa t = ; ; all know as Central, says The Pe $7.90 o Year. 3 socleties . ! its package-dclivery business to an-!Strange Case of D okyll 2 : e 1:01)(\011(:i ,tm hin‘k;i::e’ m(‘:\:m:?dno: | other St e wafiltr ase of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. y Commerce.) forth some !‘\\'rvn\_\rnm‘ x«':\!w‘ms ”(lm- cola (IMa.) Journal. Centrai may be e greatest scientists in nite P i< Lhuh wi e ah Al Sutoris <t | the good of the greatast number,” why L % = only profitabia advertistng modmm 1in i ; Troy Times. Wo have standardized the ghost. Gayilifeom s fayisntoxiseftopm o (o Euod li it should henceforth | ® Very charming person. She may ® cofty. Clroulaston books and press | States. They know the kind of men e e Bave ilven Tim 4 cnocs of 104/ people follearn that aboiit three times [ithe satal Woodzufl shoul nceforth | )k ke a picture, sing like a seraph J = Aas much of the cotton crop of the|be known a Fuzzy Woodruff The donce like a dervish and swim like 8 South is now consumed in Southean | Pili went through all the formaliti & fFoom always open to ortigers. i i | ini o to advortisers. who should be appointed in the vari- | A lady was entertaining her daugh- | scientific winding sheet. He no u 1 Sl o g mermaid, between hours, but while mills as is sent North for domestic | Was passed by the lower house, she is on duty to The Public she s f JHERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY, should allow to go unchallenged the | “‘Can you tell me what a smile is Erontlstora | statement that the sctentific | sreat part of us known as “the public’ is very apt to vent an accumu- Ereralalwiil be| founit snleate ot Hora: ! summer outing. The conversation had | hands or rattles his chains. He is no Ing’s New Stand, 42nd St. and Broad- not | jeen somewhat spasmodic, and finally | longer an omen of death and misfor- 1 “nrnmen(s and their interest is ous sclentific departments of the gow. | t¢r's caller, who was just back from a | longer weeps or sighs or wrings his manufacturing purposes ccording | tested in the senate and made the et = [P e s ! : to the New York Cofton Fxchange | subject of excited debate there, and f antic City, had Hoirors o WWelk. at- | that of partisans. Politics do not en- | she declded to try him on some of the | tune, tho curse of the house. We (‘_”N‘“\_ ;“' X O on o e i iy ot foteThoyn [ ter into their recommendation, since | New books. “Tlave vou read, Freckles! | have turned him into a psychological | 55 sa1 538 rerer or ob ‘"O."f.'.'f,q.);‘; it was sent to the governor, who | sclentific men of all political faiths | M. Jonnson?' she ventured. “No, | problem—he no longer haunts us. We | wore te et o9, 832202 TELEPHOND CaLLs. ‘ i ®| matam,” he stammered blushing, | haunt him in our fiction, in the track enn OMce .. 93y | aTe numbered among the membership | “mine are the brown kind.”—The | of our psychical researches, our ‘Pa- 7t las B 7 Volce over the telephone. It is much E S 3 cerls Alabama.—John Nicholas Beffel in the | > oo 3 | of these socletles. The word from | Christian Herald. HEnce Worthicl e e e :;)m‘l'ir::::m?':fl::r :fl :ne{:mndd Balts s s T better that the rules are rigld and 2 s and to Canada was : e m——= | (e of their best known members that | — to stand and deliver what he knows. | 1368039, Most of fhe | that she must remain an abstraction A ot z cotton goods P | s ons ho is in the employ of the WILSON’S APPOINTMENTS. Bresident Wil on ke T Mysterfous submarines scem to be | What author would dare to introduce = (AR LODg s SN0 s T 2 b , INTS, s s as been more tha M A | D than | simost as numerous off the Maine |into his story an old-fashioned ghost? Strike Prospeets, hen Charles ans Hughes at- | careful in hils selections of men for | coast as the man-cating sharks were | For there are f relatively coarse wariety, and the in- (New York Financial Chronicle Dolicy 1erely an abstraction a Voice at the sther end of the wire, Now, abstractions are safe a ve v . signec and the measure hecama a | “ound far 1siness purposes were taken by Southern mills, Includ- | Si&ned It an ,.h(t1 of the state of | much better that Central ls just 3 ing 222,845 drawn from the ports, | Part of the records of Bt | manufactured in the South ave of a company. It is a safe, sane, business ed President Wilson for some of | Sclentific positions will go a long way ‘ off the New Jersey shore a few weeks | helief in them S\T:Ii(\"lxh. ]:‘hfl}g;i?:};: ::]‘P:::’,‘e"“:d,‘]’:r'mflp:\ T‘f’ ifn 2largs A raglyonds upd (e ‘\'O'mn;;\' rn‘.m:,(; Andiyet-—the next itime it ‘f“;’ ed up a hornet's nest. In the | Marks, made, it seoms, without due | rines are quite as harmless as the old- | Our good. ¢11dmlr‘12:\‘x]l]l\;lm horse hag | (NS New Orleans Exchange state- | to be able to indlcate whether or not| » piece of your mind, may it not be instance, some of Mr. Hughes | Preparation or knowledge of the facts. | time sea scrpent and, if properly "\ | gone the way of the ghost in our fion :'W"'f“"'g(i}::‘h”i““i““-"\(:nl"!:_ «‘“’l"v-,r‘w':»‘v‘r:;" :n | there will be a strike, ‘h‘nr _fhiw m‘fl(": well to remember that she is n(::( pments were found to be abso- | ;":i‘t““p»”;"f;;:”;‘]’:o::fr‘;:r‘;:i";;‘;:“‘t‘!‘j ;l()n. }:\'liml of us cares today to see | 888,167 bales. Of the ‘:\‘1(;1, ‘hm.»: | 1;:{?”;",f:1;m':§5 “‘1:3“,(‘( ‘]:i]i\:‘ft\}i?("‘(‘,:. i‘;a}llll'\,' Iisol,‘.:'\:l’;?,:):n\-fi;}:;‘S};;:Qfim; y false. Then again he leveled | field Unton. ) fall ot gt in g riding forth at | of Iinters consumed, 395,000 went into | ploves will get the whole or the| cnd of a wire? It may be that she PREVENTING STRIKE. opening pages of S : whole : khafts at appointments that could LS R = |a story? Or even two masked horse- m‘;nmon hgons sotmicrianothers greater part of what they are de-| does not find it any cooler than you Last year's cotton crop and its use | manding dc. It may be that she akmw has 2 n i ric rastic ing be bettered. The whole attempt | If the rallroad strike Is averted, | Trom time Immemarial the, drasii® |men meeting in deadly combat on a comething of a surprise for the | e e linoads having ¢ be that she is quite jiscredit the administration on | Which at this moment seems possible, | (TN LT ottors of the liquor seTling | georn ora hnr:;.mrm}‘.:”(wnmh‘{(' has | people of the South. The war in Bu- | placed it within the power of these| ag young, quite as pretty and quite as score has worked to the advan- | ETEAt credit must o to President Wil- | [ have heen the subject of edi-|yovor (he horse from the place of | rope had caused a zood deal of alarm | employes to paralyze the transporta- | censitive as your own daughter, of | i = In our romance. |by its interruption of the shipment | tion facilities of the entire country,| whom you are so proud. It may even of Woodrow Wilson who it |S0D. His frank talk with the railroad | torfal denunciation. Vermant penal-!giciv miles an hour outdoes its mos & 5 3 < 7. | of cotton abroad and even of the de- | {hat power will be used to get what | b that to her you are also an abstrac- A s, pale, however into inslgnificance = L _ | managers and the trainmen yesterday | tfes. pale. hos lisnal wertoimances o : e o . been shown exercised every pre: Beeida fTose civcnin Micsors Tr Dad orma of | mand for it from English and Con- | is demanded. It would he easy enough | tion—a Voice at the other end of a | mad > or s rous strik. sustained speed “wi eaving ks.” | tine : ™ high | _“’ the danger of a disastrous Strike | ;1 4n that state. a drugsist w 2 gt joke v ng “"”“Yhn tinental factories. This made it al- | for the railroads to cope with strikes | wire. s in tho sovernment. In some | 155 acute. This, in spite of the fuct | gnoq $2,000 and sentenced to cight it s TR B et Hnm“.)]vlo at remunerative | on separate roads and separate sys-| ~TLet's count ten, mext time, before | that the president admits he does not | years in Jall, while his partner drew | = e 5 S . price and led to the scheme for stor- | tems and not imposible even to com- 2 maledictions on Central's noes he has continued Republi- | - 7 5 84000 flhe and four years in jann | OF the south? He grasps the wheel, |ing it up. Bfforts were made to re- | Lat strikes i bt DR S call. anners may so sur- A wh D have | & Present know whether a basis for | & #%,900 b Iaeais = and away! o e sr 4 | bat strikes in territorial g ps, head. Our good manners may so S L e ) R O for pursuing the gentle art of boot-| " mien man's best friend is strict last vear's planting to about | it js plainly out of the question to at-| prise her that she may try to emulate ing for posttions. This is! i 3 ) Sl legging.—Rutland News. i o e i D 8 | one-half the usual area. Fortunately | {empt to fight a strike affecting simul-| them, even though a Voice at the end There is every reason to belicve rom our stories. The dog 11 s this did not succeed. though there | taneously all the railroads n the AR vives there, to be sure: We still en- | was some curtailment of planting. SR O [ counter him occasionally in an Eng- | 13 e, . = | country S S e e wmi“’: _'VI“\' ,',,‘\,"‘ Eng- | Both the duantity of the crop of last | That is the formidable prospect | Blaming the Printer. cratic doctrines than vou could o, 2% BOFS, Fos SCHLSE “.;,/,\:,.(”Y” as | year and the prices obtained were | {hat.now confronts the railroads as a | (Hbsitordl Times) . 5 , in- [ above the average of recent vears, | result of the fatuous policy that they | 1 ine course of his Minneapolis s l e A ‘{ fiving through the air in the old-fash- ity oo . o S shownietter feelingisince siheyiiwera || - oed Res it (i i By e e L B o gent, N all we humans | and the apprehensions of disaster | have been pursuing.’ If the final con- | jqqress, Mr. Charles E. Hugh re- do and s but these welco: | [ 3 s 5 § L o g | brought into contact with the presi- Mr. Hushes. = “_"'”‘ SR e r'j ¢ welcome ap- | were not fulfilled. Now there appears | ference between the railroads and the | [upiican candidate for president, fell pey at Princeton University and | gent. They scem to realize that they Why, Mr. Huches, vou can “mo fly- [ POATANCEs 2F€ ,r'fl’(’"‘y"“"”‘x"‘““ SEelio :H\\'v been a decided gain in the | men results in disagreement the | poac’on an old, old expedient. Re- o N S e i e } o o ooe | ceptions that prove rowing rule. [ mill capac and the output of man- s ey . e ety ack : s 3 ber of the National Academy of | are nbt the only persons in this great | IDF through the air” in a model 1886 | p i " ool sing the dog's praises | ntactared woods 1a thoamitnan: | powers of the federal government|yjewing his remarks, in a former B mitarlarticios MM noMN e | ot Hiorista o n syl Intenlas Gnein | 2ozopiane S ou iwisn BIeassiznsll oy i Gl nE i es s LR T R o8 R TR Sl Syl ayibeRanEe BRSPS (il ispeccn faren bieRclvil R envice et tuns SRIE e s SISO My J were often excellent, as in Tangley's | (OWECass IORST - surely as | states. This is a good sisn. for it is! prevent such a catastrophe as the| o "} "Coiq. e s e lenenidesktaion 0T LSt ek AT | nine only poper was meeiied a0 B B T laureate | a decided advantage to that section | complete cessation of all railroad | «{ynfortunately in the published re- dent Wilson has taken to consult ! they would not submit their demands | that is now available, The building | nit0 Dis “l‘\"l'(\ ]’" the trenches, as|fo build up the manufactuving indus- | \ransportation operations. And it is s 5 e ’ | s=out for the »d Cross, as senti try for h i shbblics = i = N - | rts In making appointments of | to arbitration in any form, they are | up of the country hy “the applicati n| oAl ross, as sentinel | try for which it suppl 0 much ma- | z1most a foregone conclusion that to e | i £ i o of democratic doctrines! ~which | [oF the wearied troopers. ferial. The tendency in the North, as | that end chief pressure will be | nment scientists. Commenting | now open to reason and willing to ac- Jen o oSy o To be sure, in ancther sense he has | it has long been in England, will be e arains : 5 - . | < 5 seems =0 to amaze vou, is being rap-| | e 2 = ' _ g ek will be | jrought to bear agaiust the roads.| .4 goodetic survey. I had just re- e public charge of Candidate | cept the decisions of a board of ar’ e by appivins powen | come Into his own, thanks largely to | more and more toward the productlon | T'ha jatter may be determined to stand | S Eeodetie supvey. & ot anection York | Thompson Seton. ~ Maeterlinek has | of the finer goods. The coarse £00ds | frm, but at some stage of the cantro- | wcroet 1o F180 BEFREEE 0 Lously de- devoted a loving, tender book to iIm, | for home consumption are likely to | versy they will be forced to vield as| . ‘,‘;X( 1‘ [ xh‘ul not intended that this e i : = e and has Galsworthy, not the lea be made in the South in increasing | {hey alwa have in the past since :‘““mm i ke ents of the government without | of a raflroad tie-up because of differ- R of the many mierits of whose novels | (uantity, especi S ¥ e d ; 5 on should relate to ths : 2 peclally those designed for | the plan has been abandoned of let-| 4" (ne department very properly fon in selecting men for frary to the procedure set up by ical parties. After the Cleve- administrations precious few | that the impending danger of a na- You could no more build up this| ‘lflnnwido railroad strike will be lifted. | c¢ untry hy the applieation of demo- | | . Both parties to the contention have oorats were retained in bffice. Edwin C. Conklin, professor of port of those remarks, by running two sentences together, that state- ment was made to refer to the coast es that the President has made | tratlon. All in all, it is better to have | tn right principle—New intments to the sclentific de- | it this way than to stand the chance | World | Sunbeam e tiox S ) - | ences the brotherhoods cannot adjust are the dogs that live in their pages. |its own people, o G s deration of the scientific quall s i r pag peop ting each road handle wage matters| ciic o ot onctruction being put : (Baltimore Sun.) v ar : with their employvers. It is not just e : | They are perhaps at the moment the e for itself. The reason is perfectly ob-| 0 "™ Tyt was wholly uninten- Our rabbit's foot tells us we’re goin’ | most eloquent exceptions that prove A Soldier of the Republic. vious. In the first place the roads| L & i | ] ; have snow before Christmas. | the growing rule of the neglect of 2 e o lant oozl A . | population of this country should at Sove | the dog by our novelist (Collier’s Weekly) ‘”l”“ S0 e e Mr. Hughes is up against it, and ! i ; = g by s g 3 g centiment, while the emploves, who | . ] At ga s b any time inconvenience all the people The moosebone has all seasons for| And we are apparently through | Alan Seeger is dead. We knew | ocor have more at stake than their :“1‘7‘;'M“e:“”|";§“‘\“ el r its ow e Fn : s a fledgling o FN Ty ‘ £ 3 but feel supremely So: o 5 so much pains to obtain the | This would happen if the railroad me o With the early Christian martyr, his | him as a fledgling of Harvard college; | jops, can be wholly indifferent to it. | poyno L printer for an error of ; ; went on strike. : e Roman temptress and cruel imperial | one who loved Pater’s prose and Swin- | 1, the second place this is a vear of [ e 8 /= 0o " 0T o octime as ke of sclentific societies and of Let's go back and hip-hooray he- | master—with the gladiator, too, | Purne's verse: an artist to the finger | 5 prosidential election and the labor| Llousht is as Pa : | The men at the head of the hrother- the De - e " . s T I : L | blaming the engineer for an error cause the Deutschland ot away whose superhuman feats of strength | ps. This rather frail young man, | ynions have votes ta give and the hoods a native ability Eus i Rt P Connecticut Ya e o NLOnSE LY 5 | of railroading. Only in the case of oods are posscssed of native ability and daring made him in one hour of nnecticut inkee by birth, Ger-| .49 have none. In these circum- ; When st is this 3 ish | i by remoter origin) but LR e ! the printer, the annoyance occasioned i . faith. | And natural intellizence. They are not | she reads this she'll wish{the arena more powerful with the | man by remoter origln, hut above all | yances a word to the wise is suffe | 3 ° Pt B00 DO i 8 o0 "ner ent; and none has more faith- ! she'd given us ¢ . R Al : e o S T e e gL n & ¢ the error is so per- { willing that the interests which they | capd us another piece af short- | populace than Cacsar himself, These | the soul of gentleness aspiting to- | cjont When the raflroads surrender- | MY (he €irep fs ROt &% 0 Lollonyod ik R div cejas 15 e e e e worthies have worn out their welcome | Ward all the perfections in a world | ¢4 to raflroad labor so far as to make | " 3 oor oo b0 o0 B0 0ty M represen e L - — with too many last appearances. Tn | 0f compromise and mediocrity, dled | ¢ possible far the unions to precipi- | (M FUERES Knows now Bow FT stand on their .part. They would not “Sharks Fat Seaman.” Alligators o retrospect we helieve at we like | the other day as a soldier of France. i ey S ek S0 st have vhen a p J 5 the retrospect we helieve that we like | tate a strike simultaneously on every | = oo® BES Ll B0 e iples of hu- t t 1 a manity,” In reply to Germany, read | men must get wha demandea 3 e g el e e e e Chen ) > = St e How 1sly those foreigners | Giladiators.” that hook still rend? | plained the convictions and sentiments | wage issue settled satistactorily to | . Scared principles of hu 2 57 seem to take their driving! We doubt it Are novels of English | Which turned a gentle amateur into a | {hemselves, | And not at times he moved to steal | 1 but not least, the charm of | SPrang to arms when war broke out (New York World.) ence to “Galamiel.”” And he knows, away a hit of rod and reel? | the desert island has departed. Oc- | and found them in France, learning Mr. Hughes' remarkable theory undoubtedly, how we ourselves have loneliness. This is a grezarious gen- naturally carried a certain number fVPeS . racl f eration. So they must needs spoil it of unworthy democrats into office. The printer vote, w eel sure, August, 1914, found Sceger a student regardless | knows how a certain Waterbury gen- es how in 1 the existing form of railrond manage- | - = casional novelists still experiment with | from the world’s masters how musie | that this country is governed in con- | f¢lt on many, oh, many a weary occa | l 1issioner of | heard and have attended to reasen. | but yuh ought to try @kl S | S e e oF G e fied, to whom they owed the happiest ‘\ Most of the chairmanships af com- | lost to Mr. Hughes. He should have | | | | ons of the appointes, and to the ment of the public service, the | and proper that any small part of the | 4, bssor says:—*“Fhe fact is that no dent in recent years at least has tific men regarding appointments ientific positions within the gov- n, for example, in his appoint- Commissioner of ! of horses and dogs and hunting, still ittitude in | qpq the men do not lose certain priv- | of sume of his | jleges which they now enjoy under of the Weathe R — hest of all—Whyte-Melville's “The [ 4t the University of Paris He ex- | foct gave up all chance of having the Conklin shows a striking | 1aw is not brought to bear on the case | What mortal man could live this life simple terms— which he applies to the : compositor turned his erudite allusion Of minzled happiness and strife, rememhbered? Tt is unlikely other American volunteers who Onc More Mare's Nest, to Gamaliel into a meaningless refer- It is safe to say that everything will but consider the high cost of | hearted wav. They lack the viston, | beautiful buildings are design.d, and | pmazing as his recent discovery 'hm\gur nnm;?zh; :‘\les :m\:r‘i a-gley '.; settlca amicably The railvoad he inventivencss, the courage of | lanzuagze is molded, and life is made | an overwhelming victory at the polls| the hands of some soulless setter o more rich: ind urge | maragers and the trainmen have b nade Salad Dr ng” Ah, “Paris—mystic. maternal, personi- assent to the proposal that the frain- | €4t Whales, one of the ecarliest of these stories | £ railroad in the country, they in ef-| rtment of Azriculture, ete. to arbitrate provided the Newlands — country life in the good old days, full | soldier of the Foreign Legion in these tleman sald he felt when a careless f Naturalists | ment. (=lteep s GentRLunchiesi Spurned Bilifh e matis, Shut tthislonlvain fai nalf i) is imadesandinaintinesipain tecs Mhowdizress byalsectional iparty is almastiag | 5.0% when the best-lald thoughts of 2 ucetartare a problem, the obsessing problem of | moments of their lives—was in peril. [ mittees in the house of representa- | Suffered in silence. From long pa- the day, whereas such an Isle should be the one place where the tired read- cientific man President Wilson h advanced good ; tlent practice, we can assure him that that is the only course to pursue Were they not under a moral obliga- tion, no less hinding than their tives are indeed held at this time by southern democrats. These positions | er shonld find yefuge from its com- | Irench comrades were bound legally, | zre held by southern democrats not | | Dlexities “onrad, to be sure, knows | to put their bre s between her and | Lecause they are southern democrats o ol i the lonely places in the vastnesses of | destruction Without renouncing | hut because sauthern democrats are Print Paper. CONGRATULATIONS, . e ’ lonely sens amd does mot fear them. | their nationality, they had yet chosen | ysually men of longer service than (New Haven Journal-Courier.) By the way, this splendid Da-| Byt ho ic a man of genius, an excep- | {0 make their homes here bevond any | northern democrats. When honors The shortage of print paper contin- WA WO (el e Loty e BEe L tion to all rules b " |other city in the world. Did not the | gzo by senfority, the junlars, no mat- | Ues to perplex the manufacturers of A ’ benefits and blessings they ha ter how numerous and able, must|nhewspapers. Everywhere the supply is v e The world is made of green vese- = e ccived point them a duty that heart | abide by the prastice. That is mot|being conserved and in many cases Gt Laws. and conscience could not deny e et e ] ety prices are paid which materially cat Tt the republicans were to gain | into profits. Unless a solution is found comteel of ihe Touse of represchtas) BOOD Bn smberaswment mey srife Hives by o malority of five, every com- | Whieh will add still more to the per- mittee would have a republican chair- [ PleXity of publishers Come of our | be long ore they zet together. only one poet in the bas died leaving a considerable fo knowl- | logic for both sides and it should not ‘ “Warhling told the sre are few who will not ad -ior of thé nati St Our Lax Divorc savior of the nation, if give SO Sy v e s e e ince. He says so himeelf. Ho: Yowve a Sccond Guess, Mr. Man. (New York Evening Post.) <" wrote voung Seegor: while in e divorce has not heen consid- | (cqyisite verse he wrote the stanzas L !“"‘ DEOETAM | which he called “Champaeme, 1914- « social jusiice.” The Pennsylvanis 915 Tha i z . ot ye o % ex J 3 Th €nns) 1915. The spirit of this poem is| man and practically every one of the | It is not yet clear to what an extent s beautiful and unspoiled by pretense | men so honored would be from a dis- | the supply is being jealously guarded. as any poet ever conceived: and in it | triet north of the Ohio river. In all| A great (mf\! of noise 1‘ms come out of Seeger writes of his own death to | the vast region south of Mason and x;.’«].‘\m](mrl oy York = nl}:as'hs‘en Low WWilson Is & Democrat. And to be| know your line of soning | controlled vut | come, and tells how— Dixon’s line and south of Iowa ang | difficult for the reader to detect an: 1 your ed by the progressive But | trnder the little crosses = e jon | stich cconomical use of print paper as woment willlinsist on'entering Store, ! the imyortaiil thine fo be dond nowds|| Sauer crosses .where they | Kansas the republican representation | & % ‘50 A e o e T officc and factory in equal competi- | not to fix the responsibility for these yise in the present housc does not exceed | "‘";“'E)‘l“‘[ ke m.‘.,’,”\".(,(,“ Ny b The soldier rests; now round him | fifteen. There are one hundred dem- | DOSSIble 0 buy of tac streer . tion with you, they must expect to pay | jaws but t i 5 : . laws but to get them off the statute x | He ke editions anc sleading .lendar. A horse thicf, a pocket|the penalty as well as reap the a e undismayed ocratic congressmen fram the states | iI;\vawx f;l}( : n; ns \_anz xfn{lflkn;l\\“-‘ i The cannon thunders, and at night he | rorth of this territory, and, like Mr. extras. 1: .um'n\ I y\\ \n]x” 3 T les wilzgeraldforiBr sokivn fwhoMERchal vl IBESRRTLRER U SN GRS A0 ‘”” i At peace beneath the eterna 18 a he great committee on ap- | SXCesS ol pages v LIC AEDeS SRS ¥ ernal fusil- | man of the gr the newspapers of smaller cities oW has all along contended that Wood- (Waterbury Democ o walon s D { man t Mr. Man, we notice you work hard all day long, also that you don’t give | Rar association hax condemned the | up your scat in the street car to the | net of May 9, 1918, together with that | i ! b o o girl or woman who, like yourself, has | of April 27, 1915, as making divorce Woodrow Wilson, but because Wood- | worked the whole day through. We | too facile. The logidlature of 1913 was Democrat, in the cves M shes, the greatest sin on the i do not seem io have re- Jok snatcher, or a sccond-story man, | Vantage of cquality, But you are | ceived the publicity they deserve, and { in | &l right! A Democrat, never! | “"""—‘.I Mr. Man. ‘\"'" h‘u\‘f; Hmv;c‘;* this may have operated to prevent ad first ir 2 part of the way, but not the whole el et b e Nicd EnenosfeaysSaven Seonlalino i en e SR e R R G B DA ER el s e e R lade propriatians, most of them might| = o0 qinglv frantic. New York more build up this country by the| was woman’s only true sphere. That | possible for a mon-resident to obtain | We wish that we might print tnis | have chairmanships if it were not the | (SR EROTC FBI PFL G 0 o coun- i application of Democratic doctrines| it is still her speclal sphere is shown | a divorce. Instead of going to Reno, | Poem in full. Poetry Jovers may find | habit of northern constituencies to . = % " solution than the Wilson | vou could go fiying through the| BY fhe fact she can’t escape it. Her | cne need only rent a room somewhere [ it in the “North Amerlean Review” | change thelr representatives much] oo )" itieq and until they take prac- i woman's nature won't permit her to. | in Pcennsyivania, spend the ensuing | [or October, 1915 The war made | cftener than is the case at the south. | ? ' And so, Mr. Man, when the end of | yvear where he pleases, and at the cna | Alan chines of thirty years ago.” And when | the day comes stop and consider | of that time hring his case hefore the | impaired not at all his fundamental Dt R B por Mr. Hughes says that'he talks not 3 whether the work day of the woman | court The matter of obtaming ser- | ntleness. the heauty of the spirit It Pays to Advertise. ,,1‘\”{._ continue for a considerable worker also has come to its end. Stop | vice is also reduced to the least pos 1e war made him and destroyed him. | satd the Little Puddle Duck length of time as many predict, a rev- | and consider whether there doesn't still | sible trouble. Tt may be made by pub- | To England the war gave as its poet- To the Little Red Hen e il o O 0 e remain for her some task of her spe- | lication in a journal which is not likely | hero Rupert Brooke: as token of the |1 haven't sold an eg| of newspapers. Many will have to dis- Therefore his prenuncfamento must | cial sphere, some portion of the work | 10 be scen by fhe other party to the [love of two great republics, it gave to Since T don't know when, appear with none to take their places, carry weight. It s omewhat | of the home. If the working girl | suit. It is possible, theretore, for a { America and France this other sol- | Business for me is a losing game, | others will have to raise their price per lives with her parents, depend on it | divorce to he got without the knowl- | dier-poet etegnally, divinely young; his But you seem prosperous just the | copy and still more will have to prac- R T e el ond - oRnelpEminiherf Eeti sup g el =6 oflona o Nithe fo ersnnsih gl y§in Jilice anRdcatD e el noety S ool same. | tice the difficult art of condensation persons in order President Wilson the | tical measures to case the situation v it will remain a problem Jdr in the old fashioned flving ma- Seeger a soldier and a poat e a mere man, but as a former judge of S e the United States Supreme Court a decision we will ad- « . per a wash the dishes, and then | terested. Fven if this arrangement | there is tragedy In such. a loss, we Tt is not at all impossible that these hat the country cannot be built up by | there’s that hit of ironing that with | did not put a premium on perjury, it | joyfully remember that in tragedy | Said the Little Red Hen changes may lead to better edited the application of Democratic doc-| the canning season on, mother simply | would be indefensible. also there may be pure beauty. To the Little Puddle Duck: [ e a apers and (ol hizher standards of trines we might as well close up| couldn’t get done. If the working ! — Blaens 1anibalvave Journalism. Experlences such as have chop and bring In the republican | ¥OMAN is married—and increasingly A Man O. Henry Wrote Ahout. A matter of luck. overtaken the newspaper business very t Wiison’s individual | 7 | married women are finding a place in work as hard, and produce a | rarely leave the situation as it was bn the question of the best means | “”'""}‘-‘- i | the world of employment—she expects (Bridgeport Telegram.) e om P D T el e line } when they hrgnn\ .M ftr;!'r;;ro ] They DR e It Is a good thing for the country | to get supper single-handed and then, Mr. Charles E. Hughes, seeking the | Henry horrowed the name from [z’ Of eges that are really as good as | leave an impression and the lessons o that Mr. Hughes is foot loose and fancy | while hushand washes the dishes, do | suffrage of the United St: o Woodruff, a newspaper man he knew mine. taught are usually to the common ad- rred t £ 13 free; that he s not tied up with dutios | @1 those odds and ends of household | that this nation is living in “a fool's [ few venrs ago In New Orleans - e 0 ",“f)":‘\“‘.y“]vd.km,,‘he e nces, s 1 F e T ST (ot e 1 o | she was unable to finish up be- | paradise” today. That is how he [ Woodruff, at last accounts was on the [ Your merchandising methods | tief, v]h.r\xr:t,yv‘ that the dark cloud has E. ppointed nreEl s i i | fore she hurricd to work in the | hrands the present coMdition of un- |news staff of the old Chicago Inter | You need to revise, | its silver lining 3 irg to arrest the many mistakes made | morning. BEven if the working wom- | exampled Industry, astivity and pros- | Ocean, and may still be in Chicago, | If you want to be successful — — jpeort upon this 5 by the Man in the White House. It|an lives in a boarding house, the | perity. where he was long an institution You must advertise. Well Named. { chances are that in order to be as- “A fool's paradise.” No quotation marks are needed | Don’t wait for buvers to hunt for you (New York Sun.) fted the Nationa lemy Al s s ° ~ °[sured a clean room she has herself Here, you fellows who get “vours” |around the odd front name that Wood- But tell your story, the way I do. The British steamship Thetis, which 4 Republican. If he were a Democrat | \oqoriaken its care. And then con- {in a pay envelope each week. You're | ruff bear t is actually, legally and o o LT e T A i Inces to take the initiati he might prove a fakir, but h E that the economy which wom- | the hulk of the people. Do vou want ! irrevocably ! When you produce an egg 'is in New York on her way north to change this “fool's paradise” fm { Some years ago Woodruff. who had You just waddle away, again. Although she was sent on thn | | Fellow Fools, Attention! ugh Presiden One of O. Henry's best stories was | YOU ite recently the a good thing that Mr. Hughes is | | linto co-operation existing govern- | Republican and the only one who can ! en’s wages have imposed upon them | < has converted the boarding house | somebody else’s idea of the kind of | originally been christened Torenzo, | But I spread the news Greely relief expediticn over thirty Sk rga i | et 1 bathroom into a laundry. You have | paradise you ought to be living in? was in Montgomery, Ala, covering the All the rest of the day, { yoars ago she is still stout and sea- r research fl.ganizflfl.on.« with the | will be all right in the hands of Mr. decided woman is competing with you How does your 1916 envelope com- [ state legislature for a newspaper in | And that, I believe, is the reason men | worthy. Such a craft is well named t of prompting nationat welfare | Hughes. He must be a great man| on an equality. Think it over again, [ pare with vour 1907 envelope? Lets | Birmingham. He was widely acquaint- Prefer my eggs, said the Little Red | after a’sea goddess and the mother of of providing for national defense, | who admits his own greatness, Mr., Man. hear from some of you. ed and liked, and members of the as- Hen. mighty Achilles. tal, educational, industrial and | uphold the nation. Ergo, the nation