New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 6, 1916, Page 13

{ . the people without encr ; tion of those tasks and dangers which Ahe ;and believe that in fighting NEW, BRITAIN DAILY HERALD; THURSDAY, 1 916. APRIL 6, AIMS AND VIEWS OF {Introducing Jingo, the Dinosaur, BRITAININTHE WAR Bryce Does Not Believe German People Know Real Facts TH}b 1S ALL ARMOR PLaTE of The As March (Correspondence London, Viscount Iiryece, former ambassalor at Washing- ton, titude of Great Britain in the war,” in which he sa) “We in Britain who rc value the opinion of thc peoples of liurope and not but desire that should be duly informed of the which we regard the circumstanc and possible results of the present | onflict.” | Lord Bryce says therc prin- | iples on which the aims and ideals of | Jiritain in the present erisis tially different from thos many, namely, as to individual libc 1y; as to nationality, which thizes with the efforts of a ainst foreign dominion; maintenance of treatly 10 the regulation of the warfare in the inter. ind as to a pacific as opposed military type of civilization e pares the British and German tude on each of these principles linuing, he says “Our English ideal for the futur i a world in which every peoplc have within its own bo a free na- | tional government resting on. and con- forming to, the general will of its citi- zens, & government able to devote it fforts to improving the condition of aching on its | by the cnemies an article on “The present | | | | has written pect and free neutral | America can- | those peoples | | way in'| sympa- as o the | obligations; methods < of humanity to com- atti Ter disturbed from and neighbors, or being of an attack abroad. Legislators have already cult in reconciling the different classes, in adjusting the in- | terests of capital and labor, in pro- | moting health and diffusing education | and enlightenment, without the addi- | administen- suflicient] elaims of rise from the terror of foreign war, Belicves Germans Ignorant, | “I cannot believe that the German | neople, as I have hitherto known them er since T studied at a German uni- versity more than fifty years ago could possibly approve of the action »f their government if their zover! Argument for Anti-Preparedness JINGO- THF ARMORED mmssm : MONO BRAINS & THIS ANIMAL BEUIEVED INHUGE ARMAMENT, HE 1S Now EXTiNGT! X ment suffered them to know the facts HERE'S JINGO,THE DINGSHWR relating to the origin and conduct of war as those °ts a known to the rest of the world. We have had 10 hatred of the German people. We iid not grudge them their prosperity. | tually Neither have we any wish to break up loving iermany, destroying her national uni- | own. or to interfere in any way with her W nternal politics. Our quarrel is with | won, for a lie German government. We think it | treaties and n danger to every peaccful country, | fare against iinst its | cannot its ambitions, its methods | methods. A we and our allies are vir- | sive Germany, well as of the land. to every nation hemisphere. concludes fighting the neutral nations must fight on till government wages &n innocent lactrines! triumphant and f warfare, ace the western Lord Bryce for a leaguc in the way of such many and obvious.’ he Whatever may come war, we in England hope sult of it will he the CAN'T FIND DANDRUFF with of peacc Every bit of dandruff disappears alter one of two applications of Dan- | derine rubbed well into the scalp with the finger tips. Get a 25-cent botiic of Danderinc at any drug store and | tave your hair After a few applica- | machinery caculated to fons you can't find a particle of | currence of so awful a ndruff or any falling hair, and the | alp will never itch creating are else out avert fer! Wiring the Home For Electric Lights The already-built house is easily wired for Electric Service. It is abso- lutely unnecessary to do any tearing up, and there is no noise, no dirt, no confu- sion. Wall paper and ceilings are not damaged in any way, and on account of the new fixtures and bright lights, your home will be far more attractive on ac- count of the electrician’s visit. Contractors Guarantee Satisfaction Any contractor co-operating with us in this campaign will guarantec to do the work.in such a way as to give you perfect satisfaction. If you have friends whose homes have been wired, ask them if thé¢ work was not neatly, quickly and carefully done. 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The world ed while he stood still, and now he's gone from field and hill To show the futility of prepared- ress, folks who ob to increa armament for the United Sta iixed up the imitation dinosaur shown the accompanying photographs and’ paraded him about the streets of New York. They named him Jingo.” Their a iment was that increased armament had failed to save the dinosaurus from extinction and that by analogy the United States should not imitate the Iuropean in loading themsclves with armaments the re, the nti-pre- parcdness folk assert, dircet incen- tives to war. failed ct in S PLURLE. Romantic anian Pup and 7] That Beat (Chicago cried the young The pretty girl indisnantly. “I suppose,” “that you think your tone of amusing. But I must say it's a foolish tone to use in connection with such a helpl little dog! What's the matter with my dog, anyhow, that vou should act s0?"” “The dog,” explained man feelingly. When you were soing to buy a dog I ST ory of a Pom- wo Hearts s One. 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A dog brains enough to or in up ‘to it its chin.” “Oh, =o said with elaborate irony. *Come, IMluffy!” “See how it minds!” cried the young {man. “It thinks you are rcading the multiplication table! at the wool counter?’” “It is a very fine breed of French poodle,” said the young woman with dignity ‘Its ey aren't pink and it black spots on the roof of its | mouth! You needn’t hother to tell | me how I can use it for a window | = washer or a muff or any of those stale one It's just a dog.” ‘ “Huh!" said the young man, snap- | ping his fingers at the bunch of white | fur. “I'll bet it's on wheels and | you've wound it up! 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