Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, November 7, 1914, Page 3

THE EVENING TELEGRAM, LAK ELAND, FLA., NOV. 7, 1914, 3 F gower Prices on Ford 4Cars ective August Ist, 1914 to Augustist, 5 and guaranteed against any reduction mg that time. All cars fully equipped . b. Detroit. Touring Car ........490 Town Car... ... ...690 Buyers to Share in Profits retail buyers of new Ford cars from bgust Ist, 1914 to August Ist, 1915 will ‘ jare in the profits of the company to the itent of $40 w $60 per car, on each car l y buy, FROVIDED: we sell and de- er 300,000 new Ford cars during that pe- pd. Ask un for particulars FORD MOTOR COMPANY | @akeland Aute and Supply Co. ¢ POLK COUNTY AGENTS. The Lakeland g eam Laundry BPEEEPPEPe LAUNDRY E | Sanitary sease germs can live in Clothing that are sent to are Careful in the Laundrying, not to Damage nt. ju send your Clothing to US, it will not only Look & § Pure, but IT WILL BE SO. @ ' agons cover the entire City. If you have a ou are anxious to get to the Laundry before the } fomes around, Phone us, and let us show you how ' Boy will be there for it. Drange Clippers #Spruce Pine Picking Ladders Cement Coated Box Nails ’s Orange Plows American Field Fence Cyclone Ornamental Fence Everything usually carried in an up-to-date Hardware Store ILSON RDWARE CO. The Honeymooners! “What are you doing here?’ de- manded the girl who had just bought six initial handkerchiefs. “One short week ago you bade us all farewell and went away to stgy a month in the country!” . “That's all right,” said the girl who was looking at lavender bordered hand- kerchiefs. “I was there a month all in one week! I came home because I had to do so to retain my sanity! Yet Wwhen the Horans and the Worleys ask- ed me over to visit them at the cottage they had taken together for the season, I thought I was going to have the time of my life!” “Well, didn’t you?” “I did!” emphatically said the girl who was buying lavender bordered handkerchiefs. ‘““And may the fates preserve me from having it again! It was all my own fault and I should have known better! Any person bright enough to be let run at large should have more sense than to tackle one bride and groom—and to think of any human being having the iron- 1 plated nerve and reckless daring to a - attempt to breathe the same atmos- ‘phere with two pairs of newly married geoplo makes me absolutely dis. “I resolved not to make a nuinnce| ,of myself when I descended on the ! dovoeole, explained the girl with her ' eye on the lavender colored handker- ehlefl “I planned to slip off for long | walks by myself and to develop a fond- Inen for solitary rowing bouts on thel { lake and to discover dozens of letters ; : that I simply had to go away by myselt i to write. I was going to give thou' people plenty of time to coo without | the dark cloud of my presence embar- rassing them! I needn’'t have wor- ried, for they did not pay any more attention to me than they would if I had been composed of mist. “What I found that I simply could , not endure was not any excess senti- mentality but excess solicitude on the part of the brides. Now, I've known Art Worley all my life, ever since we used to pull each other's hair and steal i cookies together, and of all the dare- devil, reckless boys I ever knew, he was the worst. He was always get- ;| ting drenched in rainstorms, upset in lakes, sunstruck and mangled in accl- dents, and as his mother was one of those comfortable, placid women with | a divine faith in the nine lives of cats and boys she never paid any atten- tion to his mishaps. He grew up as tough as a hickory and able to thrive on a diet of nails. “That is why Grace's conduct first took away my breath and then in- turiated me. ‘Darling,’ she would say . anxiously to Art at the breakfast ta- ! ble, pausing suddenly as the awful ' thought smote her. ‘I forgot to lay out l your heavier underwear for you, and | there's quite a chill wind today! I, just know you'll take your death of cold! Promise me that you'll change l at once—I should never forgive mysolf it you got cold in your head throulh my horrid carelessness!’ “And Art Worley, before my very eyes, would gaze at her fatuously and '35 frown a trifle with worry and then' would agree that his precious health '’ demanded the next heaviest weight. He would shiver a trifle, too, and say that the wind did feel cold. “That would start Helen. ‘Harry, she would murmur to her husband, ‘do ) you feel the cold, too? Now, don't be foolishly brave and say no when you're | really suffering! You know you said ' last night that you had a pain in your ' shoulder! I just knew you shouldn’t ,’ have brought in those great heavy armfuls of stovewood! You tax your | strength too much!’ “Yet this same Harry Horan took all the athletic honors at college. He re- sembles a glant of prehistoric days in size. Yet Harry, instead of howling in derision, would look seriously and would tell Helen that he supposed he | was foolish and that he must be more } careful! “Then Grace would capture me as l | started for a walk and would pour her troubles into my ear. It seemed that | Art had not eaten more than two spoonfuls of his breakfast food that morning, and did I think he was going . to be il1? | “Then I would brutally say that Art | ‘Worley looked as solid and tough and ' lasting as the big oak tree out in front she would indignantly retort that I had no heart and didn’t appreciate the real delicacy of his constitution. “When I escaped from her Helen would approach and weel on my shoul- der and demand to be told if I thought Harry would stop loving her because the coffee had been so weak at break- fast, due to her criminal neg! She felt that she had failed 2s a wile and she could not bear to think of her own frightful shortcomings a rioment longer. “After 1 had endured this sort of thing for one whole week I threw all my clothes helter-skelter into my trunk | and caught the next train back m town. I really felt that immediate es- cape was the only thing that could save my mind from giving away ut- terly. “That's why I'm buylng lavender bandkerchiefs that will fade in the first wash—] want to do something foolish myself to counteract the fool- l fshness of others during that long week!” What is the “Absolute Zero*” Two hundred and seventy degrees delow zero has, from tneoretical con- slderations, been known to be the tem- perature at which all molecular mo- tion ceases—in other words, it is the temperature which a body will have When every particle of its heat is ab- stracted. The rate at which the pres- sure of a gas decreases as it is cooled shows us that the pressure should van- ish entirely if the gas were cooled to & temperature of 273 degrees below zero. Now the pressure is due to the molecular motion which we call heat, and if this motion ceases it means that we have removed all of the heat; in other words, we have brought the gas to the lowest possible temper- | ature. On this account it has been ! called the absolute zero, and lclen- tific investigators have been struggling ' for many years to reach this ultimate goal, for it has been a practical cer | tainty that many of the properties ot matter at ordinary temperatures will disappear, or become profoundly modi- fled, at the bottom of the scale of tem- perature.—Prof. R. W. Wood, in Har per’s Magazine. Court of Last Resort. “I don’t understand precisely tho’ functions of the supreme court.” “It’s like this. You have a dispute with your wife and she decides 3 against you. That's the lower court."l 4 “I see.” “You take the matter to your moth- er. That's the court of appeals.” “I see.” “Then your wife takes it to her mother. That's the supreme court.” Don’t let "\ that cough ror sale In Lakeland Ly jienivy ,& Henley. 0.3 T'S the right kind of 3 work and service that ! pleas~ people. WE can pleasc the mest exacting Isn’t it reasonable to sup- pose YOU too will find NI.L- isfaction here? LAKELAND DRY CLEANING PLAN] === G. C. WILLIAMSON, ‘Prop. i PHONE 405 : WECLEAN s ABSOLUTELY } rodoerododpfrfocodedriChoedocs foobhpioe CHERRIES, CHERRIES! Fresh Virginia Log Cabin Brand, 25c size—for ten days 23c. Ask your grocer. ———————————————— & - Cut this coupon out and pre- sent to your grocer and sccure a 35¢ can of our delicioug Sleepy Creek Cherries for 23c. SAVES DAUGHTER Advice of Mother no Doubt Pre- vents Daughter’s Untimely End. Ready, Ky.—“1 was not able to do lnyunng for_nearly six months,” writes . Laura Bratcher, of this place “and was'down in bed for three months. I cannot tell dyou how 1 suffered with head, an wnlh nervousness and womnly “troubl Our family doclor told my husband he could not do me any good’ and he had | to give it up. We tried another doctor, | , but he did not help me. At last, my mother advised me to take Cardui, the’ woman’s tonic, 1 thought It was no use for | was nearly dead and l nothing seemed to do me any Bi 1 took eleven bottles, and now | am able ! to (:ng of my work and my own 1think Cardul s the best medicne in the world. { weight has and I look the picture of hwth w If you suffer from any of the ailments ' bvomen mabotflevt;f&rdul help you, for it has hel; 80 thou&nds of other weak ’e’vfi- RN it many In the past 50 years. Anllm New Arrivals Hecker’s Old Homestead Flap- Jack, Prepared Buckwheat, Cream farina, and Cream Oatmeal. Roxane Graham, Whole-Wheat, Cake Flour, and Selfrising Fiour. Richelieu Pancake and Buckwheat Flours and Oatmeal. My Line is as Fine as any in Town. My Store Clean, San- itary, Free from Rats and Roaches. FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES DAILY Yours to Serve in Groceries, Feed, Seed and Fertilizer. . D. B. Dickson Lo=l L L S Sl el iel Sestnd Sutiul Sudiu Sus pu PUNL Shinl Bel el 2 DEBOHDHHPOBE DS I PISIPPE before having your Electrical work done. We can save you money and give you better ‘‘stuff’’ than you have been getting, and for a litt'e less money. T. L. CARDWELL, Electrical Contractor EVERYTHING ELE CTRICAL PHONE 233 West Main Street and New York Avenue PR ey TR Y Y XY R KELLEY'S BARRED Plymouth Rocks BOTH MATINGS Better now than ever before High class breeding birds at reasonable prices. Fggs from high|class pens for hatching. Write me before ordering else * where, H. L. KELLEY, Griffin, Fla Don’t Talk War, But Talk Business, and Boost Your Town 'l'HE HUB is still selling Hart Schaffner & Marx good Clothing, and it is the best clothing ever brought to your city. Now, Old Men and Young Men, come around and see what you can buy for $15 and $18 to $25 Have just received a new shipment of Arrow Shirts, Neckwear and Onyx Hose Will appreciate showing them to everybody JOS. he Hub LeVAY This Store is the Home of] Hart Schaffner and Marx Geod Clothing