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THE EVENING TELEGRAM LAK ELAND, FLA,, AUG 19,1924 »® OUR WEEKLY LIMERICK There was a man, whose last name is Loer, Who, for his lawn, needed 5 good Lawn Mower, he came to Dur Store ere he found cm galore, 1 lawn looks b lected no more. e the Neat Appearance of the Lawn and the Unru!fled Appearance of the Man Revealing the efficiency of the nnsylvania Lawn Mower B 1o purchasen here, and the ease with which he accomplishes his task. pllow his example and fare likewise have a variety of good Mowers from $4.50 up [LSON ARDWARE CO. SEZELELR L ELTL L BT S A S LR ER SR AR R L R L ecurity Abstract & Title Co. Bartow, Florida HUFFAKER, PRES......L. J. CLYATT, SECRETARY H. THOMPSON, VICE PRES H. W. SMITH, TREASURER ABSTRACTS OF TITLES nd up-to-date plant. Prompt service. nd business left with our Vice President at Dickson Bldg will prompt and efficient attenton. B BB PEPDEBPEREODBDIBET D g IRES which Caused the Loss 2 ( )1“"‘ @ A | % ! | recent year | in the United States in » TO THE FOLLOWING CAUSES \ces, sions by ince esent the following reli* jightning nies: dtrwritenl. gllckaces are Nearly One-fourth of Labeled LNR\O“N (‘\IaE . 4,750,000 a Lnderwnten. encan capital 2000000 Fire and Marine, $2,500,000 3,000,000 ANN & DEEN Room r & Raxmondo Butldin ur by ss will have the best at te ced with Fire Insurance Protection! B 'STRE A TER! PNTRACTOR AND BUILDER twent y-One yea s in Lakeland a1 yest services in t | be pleased to furnish work guaranteed J. B. STREATER. WITH A GIPSY BAND - ->—— By INA WRIGHTSON. ] Slax Alplhonse ¢ soul a poet artier, and by . started one several miles butcher, desire mornir from but an ad- 1g for the town. On fed cattle which he select such he needed in He elected to walk and rip a holiday reaching the hills halted by a woman's voice, hidden from him by a blackberry and oak thicket, but her words to the effect that if somebody but a step nearer she would throw herself into the lake to drown. Of a necessity, if she should do that, _‘\hx\ being not a poltroon, but a hero, | must go after her; and he could not | swim! With disma! groanings he laid (down his hat and undid his necktie. The splash came! He lunged through the thicket, scratching his face and hands; then, breathing hard, he went down into the water ! As he drowned, conventionally, he ' should have reviewed his past in every detafl, but he did not; at least the face of his comfortable, plump Pauline or | those of his twin sons, should have passed before his mind's eyeball; but they did not. He saw, only, how a | 8pot of rust looked in the bottom of their Kkitchen dipper. Then he re- membered nothing, for he was drowned hills vould his bu made Before from as ness he was She was poison were came a tent, and beside him sat a beautiful lady in a wet bathing suit. Max re- membered that he had gone to her de- liverance “So 1 rescued you, madame?” murmured, weakly but politely The lady looked at him curiously, then smiled. “If you had hung on to me a little closer when I was getting you to shore, I surely should have drowned; you didn't hang on a little ' closer, so—you rescued me. Many thanks.” But before the mocking words were finished, Max slept. Awaking, he found the lady still bg him, but instead of wet bathing suit, were short crim- | son skirt and bodice with many, lu.my§ spangles. A crimson silken kerchief | bound her shapely head. A man can- | not be a moving picture habitue und; not know a gipsy when he sees one. Max knew her at once. (ame then, his Great ldea “Fair queen, 1 crave thy pardon for sleeping,” spoke Max grandly, “but adventures are most wearisome, and | many have I had.” He was delighted to have the queen angwer in similar high-sounding con- | verse. Sho gave him to eat Mllll“ drink. \While he rested afterward, be- | fore his open tent danced the gipsy | he | and light laughter. Not the men— they seemed a stolid lot and did noth- | ing but smoke. By and by the queen waved them away. One man secmed minded to| rebel--but he went. Then Max and the beautiful one talked. Not of MH' « | Pauline nor of his twin sons talked | Max; only of his wonderful adven-| tures! The queen listened well. How lustrous were her eyes and how sweet her volce! At twilight she went away. | Happy Max! For two days he would | stay with the gipsies and play hero; | then, in the silence of the night, he would steal away, and they, thinking that the wander-lust had selzed him, would never know that he went back to his cursed butcher shop as galley slave to his oars! His excitement would not let him He took his blankets to a rock ledge some distance beyvond. An ad venturer should sleep under the star ry skies; but neither could he s iere. Hours afterward, he heard two talking on the other of the sleep ap aide ledge ‘Oh, of course!" growled d masculine he's bug It's volee a wonder he didn’t drown him too'" Maybe his mind isn't harmless | i | | a etrident [ | you | all there, but nd and | you f hall dress up agall to the Arabian Don Quixote.” The queen’s vol ing real, real, \L.u Nights of glamour away from h ly for his comfortablé bed Pauline He slept at last aching, smarting, Something tl was s, face “Smallpox When he came alive again he lay in ard! band with much clashing of cymbals|! im as if he had been in 1 seventy devils at's it siid 1 hat pulied Max wearily, lown that none him, he face purple and Pauline. It neared town that o imned him! He, horror his roseate and toward dd not go home pest se, and he toward At dark he he wonid Liged nut his own gate it Liouse; reached vause for a momer t his little »teward the gate of his perfectly shie saw him anrent i near- walled. and even in his dis- him noticed the Unclean! Pauline! 1 ust to look Cone A P hie the no ome no poet soul of his uttera Smallpox, thm of nee ny #0 to the pest house! BBut his Pauline’s strong hands took | his cout and drew | shatt of light, where her | Anx- | nant | | came hold of the lapel of him into the Hxious eyes scarched his face. v taded. reliet came in one preg rd Poison oa | followed 1t Pauline imointed with her own lo Out of twenty-six the neighbors she no oftense n the days tl thed and ms and salves d by Yot g medies urge vd none, pondered on this he lay in comparative h day Why should catapulted into dventures and then thrown ignomin- He even; Y comfort on the lie be v out? even die wretehed can't in a not suferings, he ith smallpox alone of a4 pesthouse that wanted to die of smallpox, but A great man, your tather.” next room Panlin i talking, her wont, to their need to have the ! , little one Max's heart the sorry jade, sl Poesy, smiling, That triolet o taken several hours of thought he cut steak and filled cartons Undoubtedly, the great maga- to which he had mailed it had published it immediately! The lady had seen it! What wonderful news do you sug gest with our " he inquired, Pauline came into the “While you slept, woman in the next my pattern boy. and hovel as wis SOns dy tell us so, Wi leaped! Adventure unk o the stage, and ful, took her his which had while with suee place zine SONS as room. that street came pure food to bor rompers for without doubt for he s clean sadd Pauline turned row Tittle Vs vou have s town!" with pride Max o the ned back nd in the Wity sitting in a W vould have nine out of ever e never creaked great thanktful wave billowed over the spirit of Max Alphonsa comtort of my heart! his face later been a Pauline groanced and wall, but o halt haur Ihere nad not room, yet hi iling rocker mally with women, but Pau that rocker \ creahed d v ten sensitive Pauline, cried Pauline rose | the for your make ready upper,” will sausage she briskly 'CRITICS LOST THEIR LEGACY Frank and Fervid Criticism of His Personal Appearance Too Much for Old Lotsmore. noted bust of Raymond Stizzeler, the half through hi Lotsmore, only old tor, was homely Gotdoupzh ready recognize hin the ugl Hionaire able approved cllah, Simple to Reason must be absurd in his | he | | didn't. In the | : my suspicions. “We did not | did | her | t buteher shop in | e which | seulp- | but | | (I”‘” | phatically | been marrfed | arogquarreling like th of their not kissing good-by! | | that | time | served | lodine [T WAS REAL TROUBLE By JESSE CROWN. Mrs. Whittingham squeezed lemon fnto her husband's second glass iced tea. “George,” she began abrupt- ly, “I'm perfecthy that those Youngmarrys across the street have had a dreadful quarrel. Whittingham knew that he might as well have it over with. “Now, GGene- vieve,” he answered, “you're always suspecting something. But makes you think they misunderstanding?" sure “You know how much they always | seemed to think of one another,” she said, “and how they always seemed to be such—ah—" “Billers and cooers.” “Yes, that's it exactly. Well, this morning after you had gone she came out on the porch as usual and got | fnto the swing, in a little while he out, too, and he never once offered to kiss her good-by, which is | something he never before falled to do. He seemed so stiff and straight, and he simply marched right down | the steps and away up the street with- Max | and other things as | out looking back once. 1 never saw it happen before. He always Kisses her good-by and he always kissed her first thing when he reached home in the evening.” “Why,” sald Whittingham, “I came home with him this evening and—" “You needn’t tell me that you didn't notice anything amiss,” interrupted Mrs. Whittingham. “I know you Men never do. But what I I noticed only confirms what you call “After you left him at the steps you didn’t look back. But I watched and Mr. Youngmarry marched and into the house with his face straight in front of him—e* dignifled ; and cold and unbending as a ramrod. Mrs. Youngmarry appeared to smile a little half ashamed smile, and she got right up and followed him inside, “And then while you were working in the garden Mrs. Youngmarry called little Jimmie Monson and sent him hurrylng off to the drug store. I in- “Dignified and Cold and Unbending.” quired of Jimmy what it was that Mra. Youngmarry asked him to get, and Jimmy said he couldn’t remember the name, but that the bottle had a skull and crossbones on it “I think it's perfectly a4 romance as end so. And folks, too! “Well, ”_\Ml Bt “Now, dreadful for as that one to young married sweet such my dear,” there's no excuse Mrs. Whittingham em- ‘I'm they haven't a year, and here they cats and dogs. for It at went on sure To I shouldn’t be surprised if she took that poison she sent Jimmy Monson after! I'm all excited i, I'm ting every minute to seo the am- bulance rush up to thelr carry out her poor dead body! are such heartless thing omething ought fore it's too late I Mr. Youngmarry said you about it on the way are apt to tell one bles.” “He over done thought something to bo maybe home —men another thelr trou- hittingham y all this 's downright mean hy you couldn’t did,” re 1d you've ponded let (ieorge, that of you! I don't seo w tell me.” “I've ten minutes Y kiss his wife thi and I know h a poker. That is be a large t boil « neck. purchased me wor been trying to tell you for not poison was nothing advised him And & golng “Oh, your ter to be A Hopeful Parent. is home from college ™ ou have ambitious plans are two big league I expect one of him at auy mo- of | right up | said Whittingham, | door and | Men | and 1 think | be- | to | (0 S e FIPEEIDPIRDEEIRDITIDIE LD ( The Professnons | | é | | THE EGYPTIAN SANITARIUM OF CHRONIC DISEASES Smith-Hardin Bldg., Cor. 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