Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, June 27, 1914, Page 4

F i T T R DR R e et e e g e ' S — = PAGE FOUR EVENING TELEGRAM, LAKELAND, FLA , JUNE 27, 1914. The Evening Telegram Published every afternoon from the Telegram Building, Lakeland, Fla. Entered in the postoffice at Lake- land, Florida, as mail matter of the second class. ¥, F. HETHERINGTON, EDITOR. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Jne year S e aneee s v BBl BIX MOntDA . ...eesccoasness 8,60 Three montns .............. 125 Delivered anywhere within the limits of the City of Lakeland for 10 eents a week, " From the same office is issued THE LAKELAND NEWS, A weekly newspaper giving a resume of local matters crop conditions, eounty affairs, etc. Sent anywhere for $1.00 per year. L — Pleasant Holt is sentenced to com:« mit matrimony in Atlanta next Tues- day. There have been things said about this gentleman that were not Pleasant, but here’s hoping he and his bride will never lose their Holt on matrimonial bliss. —0 Forest Lake, of Sanford, is a prom- inent candidate for speaker of the next Florida House of Representa- tives. The sylvan beauty of that name ought to get the gentleman some votes—anq then he's a good fellow, too. But he'll have some Hardee opposition. Giiassmie Bartow is going to be the “big noise” of South Florida on the Glor- ious Fourth. Her enterprising citi- 7 .8 are making preparations on a .enerous scale, and there will un- doubtedly be a tremendoug crowd of visitors. 0 The State hotel inspector does nei seem to he giving satisfaction, ac- cording to some of the newspapers, which intimate that he is incompe tent and partial. His name is Messer, anq perhaps he can't help making a mess. 0 The Tarpon Springs Progressive thinks that Congressman Sparkman might surprise Lambright yet by ap- pointing him postmaster of Tampa. Well, Ed doubtless has a good strong heart, but we'd hate to see it testeq by such a surprise as this would give him. —0 The high-brows who are dippy on eugenics and other new-fangled ideas as to the physical betterment of the human race, can probably sat- isfactorily explain that, according to their standards, Julius Caesar, Na- poleon, Alexander, Hannibal, Charle- magne, Pitt anq several other boys Wwho made a little noise in the world, were defectives. At any rate, some of us plain, ordinary flat-footed ginks, who just happened, can take a little comfort in noting the physi- cal Nne-up of the people who made history possible. —0 “Cards of thanks” are doomed in South Florida. Hereafter parties must be thankful to the extent of a dollar or two if they desire the news- papers to convey their thanks—such was the trenq of expression at the initial gathering of the South Flor- ida Press Association. of thanks are useless, and they are a nuisance to newspapers. If you have neighbors who expect to be publicly thanked for the performance of the ordinary offices of humanity when sickness or death enters your home, better move out of that neigh- borhood. People who won't cheer- fully do such things are little better than savages. Also it is highly unnec- essary to erupt into a card of thanks if your wife runs away with a bet- ter-looking man, if your mother-in-| law drops in the lake, or if you get snowed under in a political race. - The Lake know “‘by what authority the Lake- land Telegram cut off Carran whiskers.” As a free-born Ameri- can citizen, standing firmly on our constitutional rights, won for usg by the heroes of '76, who fought, bled and died that the proud flag of freedom shoulg evermore wave over the land of the free and the home of the brave—said land extending from the rock-ribbeq coast of Maine to the golden sandg of California, by jingo; in the firm and abiding faith that our starry must float supreme from the Atlantie to the Pa- cific, from pole to pole, from Seattle to Cape Sable, from Kankakee to Kissimmee, from hell to breakfast, by gad, sah; from all and several of the foregoing considerations, we claim the right to clip the hirsute adornments of any Greaser who does not with proper grace accept our grape-juice, without the aiq or con- sent of any other newspaper on the face of the earth! And we stand ready to enforce this ultimatum, ev- en if we have to call out Major But- ler's Citrus county army, and equip each fiery warrior in the ranks with a trusty lawn mower with the which to run over the faces of the enemy. Is the Times sufficiently answered? sah, emblem 1$PHEFDIIPIFEIESHIIHHOEHD EHPIEIIILEPIIEHIIHIHI8808 Dy large congregations at both hours & i At The Churches Tomorrow First Presbytenan—— Tennessee avenue, between Main and Lemon streets. W. S. Patter- son, pastor. Morning service at 11 o'clock. A specia] service fer young people. Evening service at 7:30 o’clock. Christian Endeavor at 6:30 p. m. Sunday school at 9:45 a., m. These cards | Butler Times wants to! Grace Evangelical Lutheran— Tennessee avenue and Orange street. W. E. Pugh, pastor. Third Sunday after Trinity. Epis- tle, . 1 Peter.5: 6 11' Gospel Luke 15:1-30. s | Morning and evening worship at 11 and 7:30 o'clock respectively. Sunday school at 10 a. m. Friends and strangers are cordial- ly invited to worship with us. Dixieland Methodist— Sabbath school at 9:45 a. m., The Young People’s Missionary Society have prepareq a special pro- gram, which will be rendered at the night service at 7:30 o’clock, at which time a public collection will be taken for the benefit of the new church to be erected in the near fu- ture. All are cordially invited to attend. W. H. STEINMEYER, Pastor. Myrtle St. Methodist— Sabbath school at 9:45 a. m. Preaching at 11 a. m. Prayer service every Tuesday night at 7:30 o'clock. W. H. STEINMEYER, Pastor. g o <G Borfecocdrcd Bredr ity BHBBPEHDDDD DBBDPPBDHBEEDD BB PR BB Beeoeds Once here the work of Installing them will not take long. . B BPBPPPPERPRDPOPPPPPRPPPRP UCG*" SHBPHPPPPPPP ST PPE 8] M G B B RCH SR SR R nearly ready for shipment. oo All Saints Episcopal— Third Sunday after Trinity. Holy Communion at 7 a. m. Sunday school at 10 a. m. Adult Bible Class. Morning prayer address, 11 a. m, Evening prayer. 7:30 p. m. The rector desires it to be gener- ally made known that during the warm weather the services of the church wil! be curtailed as far as is consistent with the Rubrual direc- tfon of the Prayer Book, so that we may have the morning service last- ing one hour ang the evening service forty-five minutes. Litany. Short Short address, Catholic— Services at 9 a. m. All members expecteq and visitors invited to be present. First Methodist— Sunday school, 9:45 a. m. Morning service, 11 a. m. Junior League, 3 p. m. Epworth League, 6:30 p. m. Evening service, 7:30 p. m. The public is cordially invited to attend. REV. J. B. LEY, Pastor, First Baptist— Rev. Wallace Wear will preach at the morning and evening service. Rev. Wear ig from Louisville, Ky., and comes highly recommended as a fine speaker, a good pastor anq an admirable man, and he will be heard & e b wmww%wmww ’ o«mm»u»rwwmwsns»«susxzuwa:wz»w«»www% . We Ask Your Patielfl a Little Lon The Good News has just been received that our new fixtures are Our Atrractive and Convenient Rooms will be at Your Service. MAKE YOUR HEADQUARTERS WITH Us: State Bank of Lakeland @(Vua BHSBHEDEDEPDEDHBEEBIDHY SPEEIEPDIIPIEDIEEEEOID G GE S DD FEDDODDEDEG SIS PEPRPDPDEDIFE OB DD L S Y ger tomorrow. WALLACE WEAR REV The members of the church and the public generally are cordially in- \ vited., The battleships Utah, New Hamp- shire, Michigan and Nebraska, in Mexican waters, will be relieved by the Delaware, Rhode Tsland anq the Kansas as soon as the latter have completed repairs. Russia’s population is estimated at 171,000,000. You Gan Talk to Practically All tiie People in the Town THROUGH THIS PAPER i Ry 5145045045 S R Ty Foegoeg G BHEPPPPEPBDPDGEPR DBBD PR BPRPRERIPPPPPPPPPBRDPBBBSBDEPDTD BB DD D BB BB BB S ON THE EATING OF WATERMELCNS We wish some modern Omar would write the Rubaiyat of the Water- melon. If there is any joy greater {than that to be attained by burying your face clear up to your ears in a cool and juicy segment of a big Tom Watson, we would like to have some jone fetch us the recipe. Of course there conditions and circum- stances which affect faverably or un- favorably the gastronomic bliss af- fordeq by the consumption of a wa- 'tvrnw!on. says the Florida Herald. If you object to having the nec- tar-like juice dribbling down the back of your neck, instead of down ahe inside of it, or if you don't like to have your ears tickleq or your hair tangled up in the horns of the joy-bringing crescent are you are de- vouring, you will not be able to real- ize the full delight of the moment To enjoy a melon you have got to rid yourself of the shackling conven- | civilization | the business of eat- tions which has cast about our super ing. like the tramp in the who after having put himself outside of | a square (or “movies,” better say, a cubical) neal, rubs his tummy cent his whiskered smile that spreads from ear to car. It is elemental, and must be exneri- enced in the same manner in which physiognomy in a our ancientest ancestors did it We'll bet that Adam and Eve knew how to eat watermelon, They vantage over us; they didn't have to had one ad- worry about getting the juice on| . " i it giving women the right to vote for their clothes Eating watermelon R £ ¥ > 4 3 g !presidential electors. Such a meas- with a fork or a spoon is all right as . S ure, if passed, could become a law a social performance, but as a gas-_, . 0 without being referred to the voters s e ] You have got to be able to hM! ‘|such a violent in a reminis- | d tender fashion and clothes | 1lmxmmir accomplishment—never, It Jis too much like kissmg your the telephone, girl over | VOTES FOR WOMEN ACTIVITY Although they are not working in way, of New York are {of London. Polit plans are seeth- various suffrage headq |ters, and from now until the various parties hold their State convention of the votes-for-women workers will be bringing pressure to bear on the party leaders to get them to put suf- frage planks in the platform. It rumored--and on the highest author- ity—that the suffragists have a nlan to get a bill through the the suffragists aictive as those {ing at the Legislature * 4 p O i . ‘l | - breech of a rifle? - A Bank Account with “Tofind aihmgbosslblc ot tofind the thing 1t5clf { “ mgo lt%oni?w Jbl‘;xt“ a Tc‘l‘t‘g‘ lies und joot won't make “Anarsenal | full of ammunfion hasnt the Worth u must keep at it thauTa thousand dollars you have- allowed Qowr finoer:y. RESOURCES $150,000.00 ' American State' Bank BE AN AMERICAN—ONE OF US, of one lone cartridge in the ils first dollar started is worth more vou a rich ma Snd oot The L ma Yo o’mfierl Kagfmen. to slip fhroa&lv accordingly shippers are being re- |auested to use this method. PRSI In honor of the memberg of the ir:m- ral Federation of Women's Clubs, whose recent convention was {Which included in come true. Comfort First! Resolve this summer to be clad comfg, ably as possible. I’s easy to make yy, dream of cool, safe and sane Summg Be Tailored in a Suit of about. Mohair, Alpaca or Feather- Weight Woolens The fit and finish will be a thing to bry The garments will please ap| satisfy you beyond all measure and Keep You Cool. SPECIAL OFFER ——| Extra Pair Trousers FREE with Each Suit Order Williamson Clothing (o, FASHION SHOP FOR MEN “BAD TEETH MAKE BAD BOYS Charles Taft's private secretary and who is one of the best known Republicans in the country, has be- come a faddist, although he denies the allegation. Hilles is president of the New York Juvenile Asylum at Dobbs' Ferry and, therefore, in a po- ition to make a close study of boys anq their characters. As a result of a recent investigation he announces that baq teeth make bad boys, and that by patching up the teeth of de- linquent boys he is able to send them back to their parents 90 per cent good, instead of 90 per cent bad. Of course this must be regarded as ex- pert opinion, but most people will prefer to continue in the belief that, it is just the boy in boys that makes them bad. RAILROAD NOTES The passenger department of the | Chicago, Milwaukee anq St. Paul has instituteq several changes in the op- eration of trains into the resort ter- ritory of Wisconsin. The various electric railways of Boston are working on a plan to merge al] lines into a corporation to be known as the Commonwealth Electric Railway Co. The rennsyivama railroad com- only. arranged for within said date will be put into the hax of an attorney for collection out further notice. J. W. FOR SALE--Harley-Davidson cycle, $65 cash. Mirror Hotel. Inquire at WANTED—Hustling man unde each locality. Introduce our bership. $50 to $500 monthly I. L. U, 2044, Covington, Ky WANTED—To buy a ticket to lanta tonight. C. A. Cook, | Rose St. NOTICE After July 1 we will sell for All outstanding account 30 da LANIER o FOR RENT—House of six furn rooms, or rooms as desired. ) Hattie W, Brown, 511 South ) souri avenue. WANTED—Three tickets to Maut Ga., Address or call B T,ur Telegram, M FOR SALE—Return ticket to (it cinnati, gooq here until Tueslit night. Loyal Hotel. m PALM BEACH SUITS laundered it like new for 50 cents. Lakela Steam Laundry. o pany has instructed all conductors of passenger trains in detaching milage from mileage bhooks to notify each passenger of the number of miles covered by his journey. Following numerous experiments by the Baltimore and Ohio railroad, it has been found that eggs packed in straw are less liable to break and held in Chicago, the Northwestern issued Chicago andg a neat and com- pact souvenir memorandum book, ready-reference theaters and amusements and points of interest about form, a list of hotels, Chicago with 3 map of location of the rail- ess distriet, , ete. —— The emploves and ¢ : flicers, from of- fice t 'OY t0 president of the St, Southwestern Belt), Louis Railway (Cotton with the exception of the em- ployes of the tr ansportation and me. anical departments, A are taking an enforced vacation of three days this month. This is true, Vice President Nelson announces, to poor business and conservative figures | estimate to the road ag $12,000 during the month Buyers Are the Peopl Who Read Advertisements They Know Their Wants, b Want to Know Where to Suppl Them, —2 i WW‘?MW%!@" B 3 2 DR. SAMUEL F. S SPECIALIST EYE, EAR, NOSE AND EYEs ExaMini GLASSES FiTTi HOURS: 97012 A. M. 2710 4 P. M. SUITE, BRYANT BUILI LARELAND, FrA @E%‘% 8 BEBEEERPEDPEERPEDE Your Eyes ? 2 Do they burn, and |& and doing fancy work? We invite y « mmetrist who is capable to ¢ % ©Xamination, does your head ache after 1 You to consult ou advise and give you a satisf COLE &HULL JEWELERS & OPTO\IETRISTS LAKELAND,