Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, March 18, 1914, Page 5

ALL IN READINESS FOR LADY WINSTRELS EVENING TELEGRAM, LAKELAND, FLA., MARCH 18, 1914. PAGE FIVE KISSED A LADY. IS NOW IN TROUBLE —_— You always need certain articles of A'”‘ toimance of petep I“m! =l Minstre Wit i anj - Mr. Editor: I have been kissing : “”.”} of 'a 1:111)‘. and it's got me into trouble. | izghty nigh every trouble which two H"U's to us poor, unworthy, mortal ion! men has somewhere a ‘“woman it by 2 makel it Mr. Wesler, not Johm. - the to complete the success of your appearancc. ¢ are always 3 > the preacher, but Sam, the singer, said O0eng and ssied s he st | ¢ glad to see you and to show our beautiful Ornaments, Novel- expected JMitserls Wil W should suspect some danger ties and Ultilities in Jewelry. stage roduc- (ITY TAX BOOKS o L R 3 (LOSE APRIL 1ST %l L T e g o ork, and her| V Tt AU GO s ) g,,," It is said that after his girl went 4 ¢ have! back on him he wrote the hymn Poter | Containing this stanza: . i i o 1 M. McMaster, of Winns | e is our aim, and we do only high class work in Y a:ch, Jewelrr = ‘,'S 1 th(t city the guest)d it ¢! “How vain are all things here be- i g > 4 v 1. R. Boulware. a ARl iy 11 Optical Repairing. T i Suid T How false ang yet how fair; Tucker has openeq a meat siy bl Bach pleasure hath its poison, too,| 2’ 1] [ wnd grocery store on Flor-t And every sweet a s . § Conner 0 Stee ! & K i ‘ ""—'- 1 it 1 am writing of my ll‘wxh!vs.v b I) f H 4 LN nd Mrs. var,\: of Caswell, D Al Wiesley's. It was this way. % Osto flce “GX[ (!0(1[' u\' US in Lakeland for a stay of a My danehter who is teaching kin- :I» 4 b -g':nn,“ilnd htz:t'r', rooms at ¢ ~ ¥ ol a at in Tampa came over ]|~1 wwzfl,@a@”“mww*QQWWWW*”@WDPMO"!’O“O‘!’O'I’C‘@O“ G'I'C?(!'NW\“';Q"S \. I1. Darracott’s. vill Y | w4 Wit apend J & phear a The Po v to spend the week end ANl cow————— SlEE I e \ sts of ral num- brought a d cold with her ()I'VPAUL GILMORE CAPTIVA%EIZENCEl ""*‘3‘:’*%%’!"@'9‘?’3"!"&'“""""5” ST el LR * wular meeting of the Wom- hers vill Do up to date, course, 1 kissed her “howdy,” andj A GOOD SIZED AU ‘ A BHEBEEBEPHIREGIPDIEOLE G k. (1nh will be held tomorrow af- nou 1 | v ooivon ~,\: there's where my troubles begin| :': :" hoon at 2 o'clock at the Elks ama [ us will oceupy, afresh Just as 1 owas In-:innin:} Amid '\_‘ Has l”‘l”lll‘)' .m,(l‘l I”\l‘ull‘\ ) LaCAMILLE CORSL‘ S :% b rooms. All members are t ih o rogulap/to auit “shingling,” 1 have ace ]'. huhlmfilxh.v I.llll llI‘l:ll\l ‘(vnm..r;vé' I : Sl : ¥ 4 st spell-bound, au i > g 1o be present. ladies will quired a most heroie attack of flw gy i ; R T e ) sowns | sneezes and sniffles. One of ‘the O1d \]\.lll\ \“‘“ IlNrm‘mml\“ 1;1”11(::‘“1‘111\3 The Lace Front COI‘SZ( ‘ f JIEp nt role from ¢ e ha hir. and Mrs. George Richards, musical Tetament writers said: “Oh, that| diftere @ 3 ; 4 2 2 sly ¢ ¢ i as Cap- o have had apartments at the thanee the artistie s mine eves were a fountain of tears.”) p“\“”l\:‘ ll‘/l“ ”':d flnl\hl)‘l‘l(i' ls‘mml ": WIth the Ventlllo BaCE{ o of Dr. Sarah Wheeler, are ti or Pan Minsrels will be a If he'd just hag this thing I've got, It\“” “\l\‘h) |:~umnd charge of : 4 L at home to their friends at 511 surp for no one can appreciate his fondest lachrymal hopes would }1“:“!.1”»‘11 r\‘ "'“mm"m ;" Argen- "' t Orange street. [the comedy, beauty and merit un- have been realized. There “r"‘:f e i(m;lil{ thereby a be umml 2 ) a, . r e H LH B3l o 1”1 witnessed on the stage by the three or four distinet kinds ofnoises s‘l:'xlni:;l hoiLrosc n“'d at the same Ir. and Mrs. Peery, of Caswell,|many friends and admirers of the in my head. My nose could win fl’;ix;w 1,\“\1-””0\\»{";;- the go\'ornnn‘llh b ,are spending some time in local cast. Marathon race while it looks ""d"_\“‘. Gilmore simply captivated the e keland and while here are pleas-| e A Iy located at the home of Mrs. {St. Patrick's Social Given J. Darracott on South bl()rxda‘By Mrs. H. D. Bassett pnue . It was a jolly crowd of young Ifolks to be sure who zathered las hirs. 0. 0. Davis was called m‘}uwnin: at the pretty lome of Mr. ¢ Oak Monday on account of the|2nd Mrs. . D. Bassett to celehrato {St. Patrick's day. The special oc- ious condition of her father, who " | casion of this gathering was an en- tertainment given by Mrs. Bassett and her Sunday school class in lhe d vesterday morning. Mrs. Da- has the sympathy of many nds in her bereavement. interest of their pledge on the no\v {eaded by the Lakeland band the'”““““‘-" school room . ) Nearly 100 young folks, chap- fies who take part in the Peter: 1 Minstrels tonight, participatod‘“n_m“d by a number of the school B rand. Darade af moon today.|Siiverssanditeachers, crowded the tomobiles were used, and in thei spacious purlur. \lifnng room, porch- ractive caps ang pretty dresses,|®® and reception hall. Green con- o ladies made everyonp declare, stituted, of course, the color scheme, ‘o must see the show tonight.” Everything was green-—green deco- ; rations, green stockings, green dress d<trmmun;~ green punch and green ices. The evening was delightful-| ly spent in social games, music, re-| citations, kissing the Blarney stone,; and story telling. The young folks left a silver offering, which in the nggregateadded a very material sum Mr. E. W. Lapham has returne his home in Clayton, Dela., after ending the past three months v pleasantly in Lakeland. Mr. pham owns valuable real estate this city, having six nice resi- nces on South Florida avenue be- Only yesterday my frieng and fel- \ £ f0nly: yesceria: | ‘ d to Lakeland theatergoers to learn ‘, low townsman, Col. Drane, made e ¥ ¥ that Mr. Gilmore recently pur-) g ome slighting remark about the i color of my Icapsulos look like Uncle Sam's 12- feols like Lakeland had gone ‘“‘wet and I'd been celebrating the event. |"" l:uulivm-.-. It is a matter of unusual interest chaseq a home in Tampa, and is now contemplating retiring from the stage and making that city his home. and if he doesn’t stop it I'm going to tell something I know on him about Toronto nnd. Lake Ontario. | rather enjoy one, e feature of my malady. There’s one REVIVAL__fi'I"I_N_G' AT | ecstatic second just as mywhole face' ADVENT CHURCH! draws up for a sneeze, But I'd give ey up this if the other things would| Rvangelist J(,h“ quit, too. Just now I am trying Stevenson, Alabama, a man with' to cure myself. There are threc a message, will be at the Advent! different kinds ofl lozenges beforeftabernacle in northwest lulkl‘ldlld; L s 2o eyes, A. Cargile, of me, noteq principally for bad smells the Bowyer subdivision in Lakeland and worse taste. Have also various! Fla., on Thursday night, March 19, FOR SALE AT and sundry salves and ba]vmnh,‘(or a week. 0 G unctuous and malodorous for, Rey. Cargile has few equals wens Dry 00 ds company anointing purposes. [ find some among the scholars of earth when 120 SOUTH KENTUCKY AVENUE difficulty and more disinclination in|n comes to knowledge of the the matter of announting “up my Bible. nose." There are also capsules and Services at 7 p. m. for a week. tablets and tabloids. 1 don’t quite Op Sunday at 11 a. m. and 7 p. m. know the difference. Some of thel (ome! You are welcome. a Bfeoiuodosfuddodiedoeddofeooduiie deduingidodBdd Bubufoduodnbgedofuiood oo o SERVED FREE inch guns which are mounted on BASFBALL CLUB MUST to the class fund. Mrs. Bassett was|the battleship Texas, and when 1 HAVE MONEY IF LAKELAND [ vhil | ,e: (;t:;;: pcl:::l?):ablanim :o‘,; charming as a hostess and was ably|swallow one it requires a neck ef- 1S TO HAVE ANY GAMES BT o assisted by a number of her fellow| fort similar to that which a duck, 1ts to same, exhibits when she is swallowing 8 Secretary Joseph LeVay ‘of the toad. My good wife, dear, sympa- Bageball Club, when seen this morny: thetic soul that she is, broadly ing regarding the prospects for hints at ‘‘castor oil.” But I never Kgkeball this summer, said: “We was much at taking hints, and even haye been around soliciting but find less at taking oil. Over thirty the merchants have been begged tuv to meet on Friday at 8 p. m. at thefyears ago I took my last dose. I had death by outside people for first one Boardq of Trade rooms. Very special [ taken ~measles—the bad kind, and thing and then another and when my mother-in-law administered the we come aroungd to get money to put church workers. F. M. Schilling, engineer and ex- rt on the constfuction of concrete ads, will make an address, illus- lated by the use of @ steregpticon the council chamber tonight, arch 18, in connection with the gular meeting of the commission- Dramatic Club Meets Friday Night The president of the Lakeland Dramatic club requests all members siness. Ylease come. 1 All those interested in the i ,,” t—————— — oil. She intimated it was a life yp a grand stand, etc., they tell us bject of permanent roads arel . . . pyamiiton, who rq-|and death case. It liked to have their troubles, and say they can’t flflq to be present as Mr. Schil- c,iLi\'S near the Hillsborough fine, [been—I mean the oil. The mem- help us. If the people want to see b2 15 reported to be well equipped ;;nd who is one of this county'sjory of that event stands out clear. bal] here this summer, they will! m practical experlence to talk .on"mus( substantial growers, is shak- 1 am willing to take most anything, have to come across and help us out; | it 53 Vnoete. Insormst ol ing hand with his numerous friends from anybody. [ would even take if they don't want ball—well, we hich will be both interesting and here today. a rooster to be a,companion for my just want them to say so, and we structive, | v L Rl lonesome looking hens or an auto-'won’t go any further.” That isthe Mr. A. J. \iorgdn one of the|mobile to supplement my lack “i status of affairs at present and it % 3 rressive @ yros-| legability. Nor do I mind salts and looks as though encouragement in|f Rev. J. Edgar Wilson, editor of county's most progres sive and pr Ll i e e R L who resides in the be Florida Christian Advocate, left perous farmers, bis morning for Gainesville, Where Youman's neighborhood, is in Lake-|are bearable when they are handed forthcoming if Lakeland fans see >"0»'% to l;‘nlte in marrlage' tomor- Jand today transacting business.|over in the course of "H("”lf"”ry BRt gy, DWLEIDL RUMMEr, “fi his eldest son, Mr. J. Edgagr Mr. Morgan has a fine prospect for ercises, but 1 must draw the line on i E 2 s ZagT {oil. Moral: There isn't anything FOR SALE-—19 acre of land, 17 Vilson, Jr., to Miss Harrison, of truck, all vegetation in this favored e i il be section escaping any damage from|to this sad story unless the sympa- acres of same in hearing orange k- ity e sec scaping any a8 5 £ e ity. Rev. Wi SO(;‘ v; the wold. though Mr. Morgan states helthetic reader shall elect to draw one and grapefruit trees; 900 feet P e v old, gh Mr. MOfs 5 o . : DI m‘“h"]i . hLakfl:m nd))'\ part ‘\x pretty badly scared two nights|from the possible aftermath of a lake front, on beautiful, clear appy couple, who will spend a part was pretiy o Ta 3Y cater lake see W, K Rae their honeymoon in this city. during the recent cool spell. kiss. J. B. LEY. water lake. See W. K. McRae. AUDITORIUM i‘@«éd@%%%f"%@@ P REL GREAT 8-REEL FEATURE AND } ETER * MINST U | PAN LADIES VAUDEVILLE i | MONDAY—*"Class Mates,”” a scream- OVELY : N | ing Farce Comedy of College boy's :» o e RN { life. Swell dressed and plays for | & AKELAND N AND HOPKINS | Return -r-'n:.t.- nt to Li;kvl:ln‘l r»f1 tyfive minutes in fancy interior. |> ADIES e BILLY RIDDLE AND HIS YUM [ : YUM GIRLS THREE REELS PICTURE 1 WEET COMEDY RUBE A | » ONGS | ; to see these f‘k"‘h All New Vaudeville %mvthm"! \ NG Your last e thess Dachin ALl Now Sandorille. Something | . 20000 2 SRENINAY WEETLY ! | Scenery.. Prices 10¢, 15¢ ‘ [ & ‘ ; LA Sl e | TUESDAY—“Mystery of Pine Creck - }All Next Week | -4 . LEAN i | Camp.” Comedy Drama. Scene i laid in the PireoCreek Mining dis- I‘l UTE one of the greatest 3 reel featur LEWIS STOCK COMPANY OMEDY = that s¢ , Lakeland 15 People ! trice of Cslcfnia. CURTAIN AT 8:15 R ‘ ; T' e N ance in prices to Se€ Kh‘*['lo PIECE BAND AND ORCHESTRA wn?lnfisgAYlenlek:’ T;xe Iur}l]t @ 3 g8 g1 N A et oW 4 ACT PLAYS AND 4 VAUDEVILLE| ish Maiden. Farce Comedy on the & O W3 Bee Orem DON o ;SC)“ Acts Each Night. Prices 10, 20, 30c.| complicated affair of a living b4 5 Mondar Night Ladies Free statue. Store All This Week 4 Maxwell House Blend Coffee The World’s Best AT Owens Dry Goods Co. 120 South Kentucky Avenue i Peter Pan Society Ladies CABARET - MINSTRELS: Benefit of Woman’s Club Arranged and staged by Miss J. Pearle Rogers Y Seats on Sale Tuesday, 9 A. M. AT Red Cross Pharmacy b Auditorium, Wed., March 18th Lo s i g2 B S TR !